/smg - stock market gen

[Anonymous No.21818175]

Cumming on feet edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market Words
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://nhentai.net/tag/love/

>Free Charts
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
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https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/
https://www.msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
https://fintel.io/

>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

>Previous thread:
>>21814541

[Anonymous No.21818196]

GREEN DAY.

[Anonymous No.21818211]

Welp boys. It's time to readjust those stop losses on Tesla up a bit.

[Anonymous No.21818226]

First for peepeepoopoo chads

[Anonymous No.21818246]

>>21818175
Eat my ass

[Anonymous No.21818264]

bros...

[Anonymous No.21818270]

Buy cop or XLE for 10% gains this week

[Anonymous No.21818271]

i'd rather hold ontx than be a footfag

[Anonymous No.21818292]

Last chance, loser. Hop in or stay poor.

[Anonymous No.21818314]

Time to short the /NQ
This is not a drill

[Anonymous No.21818315]

what the fuck is tesla doing and why are we pumping so FUCKING hard today
literally every market green, DAX nearly +3%

[Anonymous No.21818318]

what are we buying today? im looking at RDS, BAC, and VZ

[Anonymous No.21818334]

So we are all buying Apple today, but when are we selling?
>on friday, expecting a dip from the split
>in a few weeks, expecting a pump from the split, but a dip from no new products announced
>in many months/years, expecting continued growth

[Anonymous No.21818346]

this has to be doombull shit going on right now

[Anonymous No.21818348]

>>21818318
>boomer detected

[Anonymous No.21818354]

>>21818271
I'm scared bros.

What if my other pharmas fail their trials. Really shat the bed with ONTX

[Anonymous No.21818356]

>>21818175
>that OP

[Anonymous No.21818357]

>>21818334
You don't trade apple. You own it

[Anonymous No.21818367]

>>21818175
Those feet are lewd and this is a worksafe board

[Anonymous No.21818383]

Do I buy AAPL now? How the fuck is it up 3.5% pre market?

[Anonymous No.21818386]

I hope you guys know the big boys are trying to sucker everybody in at this point. The dump is coming and it's coming soon. Gird your fucking loins

[Anonymous No.21818389]

>>21818356
afw4u check it out

[Anonymous No.21818397]

I can't decide what to do with my $500 apple calls if I should hold them longer or sell them near open

[Anonymous No.21818398]

>>21818334
The earliest I'd sell would be around 7-9 years from now. Definitely waiting for ANOTHER split.

[Anonymous No.21818408]

disgusting OP

[Anonymous No.21818414]

I'm going to be able to sell a covered call on aapl today!

>rip my shares

[Anonymous No.21818426]

>>21818271

[Anonymous No.21818431]

https://www.strawpoll.me/20822117
https://www.strawpoll.me/20822117
https://www.strawpoll.me/20822117
https://www.strawpoll.me/20822117

[Anonymous No.21818432]

>>21818383
"Market Buy" and set the stop loss just in case. You're still early, we'll pump hard next month.

[Anonymous No.21818467]

>>21818315
Reasons are no longer needed. Just buy and hope there's someone behind you to pick your bags

[Anonymous No.21818474]

Who else here has Apple stocks but would never buy Apple products?

[Anonymous No.21818489]

>>21818175
disgusting faggot op

[Anonymous No.21818494]

This has been the best year ever (so far) for me in a lot of ways. Please god let it keep on rolling till January 2021... So much relaxing free time, so much uh extra money, I'm enjoying the fuck outta this.

[Anonymous No.21818497]

I think I'm gonna make it bros. I also think it's time to sell. This market is gonna crash soon

[Anonymous No.21818520]

>>21818175
footfags need the rope.

[Anonymous No.21818522]

>>21818489
>t. actual homosexual

[Anonymous No.21818524]

>>21818354
>Investing in a startup pharmacy stock that only has 1 drug going for it when 30% of P3 trials fail
At least invest in a company with actual products like AZN.

[Anonymous No.21818526]

Yeeeeeess
All my stocks and even boomer stocks are already pumping

GOD LISTENED
GOD BLESS TRUMP

[Anonymous No.21818531]

>>21818431
>no hits on DIS
>TSLA, AAPL gayness
the results are in
always do the opposite of whatever biz says

[Anonymous No.21818558]

>>21818520
LMFAOOOO

[Anonymous No.21818559]

>>21818348
im 21. 1 share of aapl is nearly half my portfolio

[Anonymous No.21818562]

>>21818497
>selling before the hopium bull run
lel ayy

[Anonymous No.21818561]

>>21818531
I voted for google because aapl and tsla are doing crazy shit rn
I was between google and dis

[Anonymous No.21818563]

something is wrong

[Anonymous No.21818569]

I held SQQQ over the weekend. Not a good morning so far. But come on this bull run is getting absurd. I cant shake the feeling that it’s being pumped and will be correcting soon. It feels so inorganic.

[Anonymous No.21818574]

>>21818489
t. gay

>>21818520
t. gay

>>21818408
t. gay

[Anonymous No.21818578]

>>21818531
They told me to short SLV so I bought it and lost money. It never works. Just rely on instinct

[Anonymous No.21818589]

>>21818520
/pol/ has to be the unfunniest reddittest board on earth

[Anonymous No.21818596]

>>21818559
Same, but 5 years older

[Anonymous No.21818598]

>>21818589
>t. queer
Mike, get the jumper cables

[Anonymous No.21818613]

>>21818563
Yeah, the entire economy is hyper-inflating. The prices will soon follow, have you heard about what's going on in Turkey? People selling assets to buy gold, same will eventually happen in America sooner or later.
But for now ride the green wave, cash out when you think is the time and buy a house, some physical gold and silver or just a Tesla car if that's what you want. I do.

[Anonymous No.21818622]

>>21818559
Better than 85% of amerimutts who are all in debt and doing retarded shit having kids. And taking mortgages
You’re gonna make it

[Anonymous No.21818624]

Apple makes up 48% of my portfolio (well now it's more like 50% due to pre market rally). Can't wait for the epic post split gains. Send that baby up to even more.

[Anonymous No.21818625]

Why is BRK.B not going up, when it's mostly Apple, which is going up?

[Anonymous No.21818631]

Why yes, I can’t wait for open

[Anonymous No.21818650]

>>21818624
>post split gains
Anon I, I...

[Anonymous No.21818658]

>>21818569
stupid bobo

I think feet are cute and would rub the right ones but I don't get the explicitly sexual appeal.

[Anonymous No.21818665]

>tesla up almost 5% premarket
Its happening isnt it?

[Anonymous No.21818667]

>5 shares of TSLA at 1927
>40 shares of AAPL at 469.69

im not touching this stuff for at least a month, only looking at where to exit TSLA a week before Sept 22nd. but man oh man is it fun to check up on /smg/ periodically during this crazy bull run, i love it. just saying if there is an inevitable pullback, im really not worried.

is this what it's like to be a buy&holdchad? feels good.

[Anonymous No.21818669]

>>21818631
Nice job anon

[Anonymous No.21818670]

what calls do I buy today?

[Anonymous No.21818685]

>>21818175
I’m not usually a foot guy but those are pretty cute.

[Anonymous No.21818692]

>>21817997
>Missed out on tremendous Investments
No they didn't. Maybe in the short term but in the long term the vast majority of stocks with a super high or ratio declined massively in price after the dot com bubble

[Anonymous No.21818699]

>>21818667
>A month
TSLA is going to crash before then

[Anonymous No.21818700]

>>21818474
>Who else here has Apple stocks but would never buy Apple products?
Me! I mostly hate the cult-like adherence. But boy do I love gainz.

[Anonymous No.21818714]

ok i did it im gonna buy 1 aapl

[Anonymous No.21818722]

>>21818665
Elon must be leling his face off right about now. He as an AMA on Reddit later today, let's just hope he's not going to talk too much about the Jews or something.

[Anonymous No.21818734]

Reminder that recently Bank of America downgraded its AAPL share rating from 'buy' to 'neutral', citing a number of risks including higher tax and slower growth of services. And after that announcement, Warren bought big into BAC.

[Anonymous No.21818736]

>>21818667
>not touching it for a month
>”buy and hold”
Nigga you’re a day trader

[Anonymous No.21818737]

SRNE bros, you ok? Are you ok, SRNE bros?

[Anonymous No.21818744]

>>21818692
>he doesnt know
Tesla is highly undervalued. Get with it

[Anonymous No.21818745]

>>21818175


OIL READY FOR TAKE OFF

I HOPE YOU GUYS PUT ON YA SEATBELTS

OILBROS , WE FINALLY GONNA GET REWARDED AFTER MONTHS OF PAINFUL BLOODY HANDS. WE WILL MAKE IT , KEEP HODL.

JOE STILL NEEDS GAS TO GO TO McD AND UNCLE BEN IN HILBILLY TOWN , WE GONNA MAKE IT 100%

[Anonymous No.21818753]

So what's the play today, boys?

[Anonymous No.21818754]

What should I buy /biz/bros? No, I won’t do research on it.

[Anonymous No.21818759]

>>21818669
thanks fren. Moved all my call profits from TSLA into AAPL calls

[Anonymous No.21818767]

>>21818474
I actually have an iPad and a used iPhone I bought off Craigslist but the capitalist in me would never let me not buy a good stock just because I hated the company. I'd probably buy even more just to make money off their labor in spite of them

[Anonymous No.21818771]

>>21818722
>Elon effectively making public unscripted statements
Strap in, lads...

[Anonymous No.21818778]

>>21818753
Buy more Apple, hold my Tesla, bully the Bears.

[Anonymous No.21818780]

>>21818754
What a chad

[Anonymous No.21818794]

TQQQ comfortably up

[Anonymous No.21818803]

>>21818431
Multiple choice this time
https://www.strawpoll.me/20822152
https://www.strawpoll.me/20822152
https://www.strawpoll.me/20822152
https://www.strawpoll.me/20822152

[Anonymous No.21818805]

Recommend me something comfy to watch while checking to see my green numbers go up.

[Anonymous No.21818807]

>>21818699
>TSLA is going to crash before the most hype event it's ever had

short it then, lmao.

[Anonymous No.21818808]

>>21818175
based edition

[Anonymous No.21818811]

>>21818175
just coming in here, to say. thats some fineeeee looking feet.

[Anonymous No.21818815]

>BABA
we’re gonna make it

[Anonymous No.21818830]

>>21818754
KODK

[Anonymous No.21818834]

>>21818574
ok-tier feet

[Anonymous No.21818836]

>>21818803
Multiple choice doesn’t work

[Anonymous No.21818839]

>>21818803
Single choice still

[Anonymous No.21818844]

>>21818736
i don't trust it not to crash on a likely disappointing battery day. im taking those gains and putting them into more AAPL which im holding for at least a year or more. so yeah TSLA is more of a swing trade but AAPL isn't.

[Anonymous No.21818855]

NET chads you ready to moon? Weak hands got shaken out pretty hard now we move again

[Anonymous No.21818854]

>>21818836
>>21818839
>>21818803
https://www.strawpoll.me/20822156
Forgive me. I am here therefore I am also retarded

[Anonymous No.21818861]

AEYE on the move again
enjoy your 5% day, i guess
i'll be posting from the moon again

[Anonymous No.21818867]

>>21818474
I buy LG everything. Currently have LG phones, tv, fridge, dishwasher. The only Apple product I've ever owned is 9/18 calls

[Anonymous No.21818873]

>>21818855
I'm holding NET indefinitely.

[Anonymous No.21818886]

Give me one reason I should go balls deep on FNGU at open today?

[Anonymous No.21818895]

>>21818855
Should I increase my stake in NET?

[Anonymous No.21818896]

>>21818855
Super long term retard
Stop looking at the price everyday

[Anonymous No.21818922]

>>21818805
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jj8rMwdQf6k

[Anonymous No.21818941]

>>21818175
Why are white girls so much less attractive than east asians? I don't get it.

[Anonymous No.21818946]

>>21818844
This. I'm just going to constantly re adjust my stop loss and ride the train till the wheels fall off. Then all in semiconductors and aapl

[Anonymous No.21818952]

>>21818559

I'm 34 and just started trading with my NEETbux. I'm still playing vidya and fapping to loli hentai all day but now I'm getting gainz while I do it.

[Anonymous No.21818955]

>>21818867
The phones good? Due an upgrade this week and wanted another Huawei but they got banned from Google apps.

[Anonymous No.21818971]

>>21818941
proof this general is retarded

[Anonymous No.21818977]

>>21818744
>Tesla is undervalued
>This is clearly seen as to how many people buy more
I bet you thought BTC was undervalued in December 2017 too because it kept going up

[Anonymous No.21818981]

So is buy every dip really the most sound financial advice of the whole pandemic?

[Anonymous No.21818987]

>>21818861
Hey I bought some aeye a few weeks back when do you plan on selling?

[Anonymous No.21818989]

>>21818946
my next play will likely be NVDA on the hype leading up to the new graphics card being released, then AMD. AAPL i want to hodl long term though. the real question is whether it's worth selling before the elections in case biden wins vs. holding through it because of the tax breaks for holding for over a year. i'll also buy back into TSLA whenever they get another hype event coming up, idk what the next one would be after battery day though but i'll keep my eyes peeled.

[Anonymous No.21819013]

someone redpill me do i buy NIO or not?

[Anonymous No.21819014]

>>21818971

[Anonymous No.21819034]

>>21818977
>comparing shitcoins to real, brand-name companies

why do people do this? what's next you gonna compare it to some penny meme too?

[Anonymous No.21819040]

Rugpull at open, get out of AAPL and TSLA while you can

[Anonymous No.21819057]

>>21818987
november 4th when the schools decide it's ok to go back to normal

[Anonymous No.21819059]

>>21819034
It's about the principle that if you think just because something goes up because people are buying it up it doesn't automatically mean it's still undervalued

[Anonymous No.21819066]

>>21819040
post your short position

[Anonymous No.21819068]

>>21818981
buy the dip
and buy big tech
if you bought the dip you'd be up, but if you invested heavily in to big tech you'd be up even more
I'm up a bunch but I'm kicking myself for going safe with a heavy MSFT buy in March instead of getting as much TSLA as possible

[Anonymous No.21819074]

>>21819040
Please don’t give me hope... this rally... this market... it’s so unnatural

[Anonymous No.21819081]

>>21818955
I really like the phones. My work gave me a Galaxy S10e and you can see that LG has surpassed them and are 75% of the price. I owned a LG G4 and V20 prior to this V30. The LG Velvet has a sick steadycam if you like filming things on your phone.

[Anonymous No.21819085]

If I buy apple in 10 minutes at early market, will I be buying 1:1 before split or the 5:1 post split

[Anonymous No.21819090]

>>21819040
>sell Apple

[Anonymous No.21819094]

>>21818952
serious question, what would push you towards cashing out? what needs to happen? political or otherwise

[Anonymous No.21819100]

>>21818971
What a beauty. Too bad she's a whore and deserves to be stoned.

[Anonymous No.21819104]

>>21818397
Absolutely get out, I wish I woulda taken more profits sooner

[Anonymous No.21819107]

>>21818895
Yes

>>21818896
Ok sorry

[Anonymous No.21819108]

>>21819034
To cope with not buying in.
Buy at least one share, it's only just over $2,000 and if you can't spend a measly $2,000 you honestly have no business being in the stock market. Go get a job nigger.
(I mean you in the editorial sense not the (You) sense)

[Anonymous No.21819115]

>futures up 1%
this is getting ridiculous

[Anonymous No.21819129]

im up 2% pre market, expect a a big dip on open,

[Anonymous No.21819136]

>>21818989
I honestly don't think who wins is going to be as important as whether or not there is more stimulus. Orrrr how the fed handles the rates. And yes I transferred more money to pick up some Nvidia and possibly tsm or just soxl. Fuck maybe even Amazon at this point

[Anonymous No.21819156]

>>21818264
What in the god damn! I guess it really was rigged from the start.

[Anonymous No.21819166]

>>21819115
don't hide, just buy

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.21819178]

Goodluck today everyone!

[Anonymous No.21819184]

[Anonymous No.21819195]

>>21819057
Ok thank u based aeye anon

[Anonymous No.21819202]

>>21819094

I know it's stupid and slow but I cash out every $200 gain then wait for it to dip and buy those.

It's federal unemployment gibs so I technically should have gotten it at all. I'm going to baby and nurse it slowly.

[Anonymous No.21819205]

>>21819059
how are we even defining value (under or over) at this point, anyways? all i know is that people are hype about this shit right now and are going to continue buying the shit out of AAPL and TSLA for at least a month. if AMZN does a forward split im putting all of my money into them before the split too. my only regret is that i didn't get into these sooner. forward splits of big name brand companies are a gold mine.

im not looking at TSLA for a 10-year hold or something i just know i can make easy money off of this over one month, that's all. and i'll look to play other hype events that come up for it in the future because they always seem to pay off as long as you get out before the event itself.

[Anonymous No.21819208]

>>21819184
im all for buying the dip but there needs to be a dip so i can buy in again

[Anonymous No.21819229]

>>21819184
How can one man be so based

[Anonymous No.21819231]

>>21818981
Yes

[Anonymous No.21819236]

FUCKING NAK IS BELOW 1$ BEFORE THE MARKET EVEN OPENED WTF

[Anonymous No.21819251]

>>21818941
>>21818971
asians are also more attractive to me, perhaps because I am asian myself and I grew up around mostly white women. they just have super boring faces and super boring interests. 50% is plain jane boring ass and 49.9% is feminazi blue hair muh opression I ride the dick carrousel. plain jane hobbies consist of making home sweet home and home is where the heart is drawings and reading shitty books. Feminazi hobbies consist of hating everything men do but still getting into orgies.

nah senpai give me a good looking asian girl with a brain and fun hobbies/interests instead.

[Anonymous No.21819253]

>>21819202
it is stupid

[Anonymous No.21819259]

>>21819178
filtered (:

[Anonymous No.21819272]

>>21819236
didnt baggie go all in to NAK?

[Anonymous No.21819288]

>>21819184
BASED
AS
FUCK
A LITERAL GOD EVERYTIME

[Anonymous No.21819291]

>>21819236
>still being invested in meme penny stocks at the current time

[Anonymous No.21819296]

>>21819208
>it's 100
>nah it's too high im waiting for a dip
>it's 300
>nah it's too high im waiting for a dip
>it's 500
>nah it's too high im waiting for a dip
>it's 475
>hah i bought the dip im so smart

idk what the original version of this meme is but we really need someone to make a picture or comic or something of it that we can use. nothing beats buy and hold.

[Anonymous No.21819314]

>>21819236
HAHAHAHHA RIP BAGGIE AND ALL THE RETARDS THAT LISTENED TO HIM

[Anonymous No.21819322]

You guys got rid of ONTX right

[Anonymous No.21819324]

>>21819296
>not buying an initial lump sum and then buying every dip after that for the rest of your life
Ngmi

[Anonymous No.21819327]

AAPL and TSLA will allow me to make it in 10 years, I'll retire at the ripe age of 35 if God wills it.

[Anonymous No.21819334]

>>21819184
i've only seen tony dweyer in memes, does he have a regular show or make regular appearances on a show and where/what time can i watch him live for free on a stream?

[Anonymous No.21819340]

I don't own any apple products. However I would buy an apple holodeck if it came out. You know a holodeck as seen in Star trek TNG.

[Anonymous No.21819347]

>>21819236
Lol

[Anonymous No.21819348]

AAPL is up 3.11% PM?
that's cute

[Anonymous No.21819369]

CASHNIGGERS REMINDER THAT YOU NEED TO INVEST!
YOUR CASH IS LOSING MONEY EVERY YEAR AND OVER MANY YEARS THIS WILL FUCK UP YOUR BUYING POWER COMPLETELY

SOME ANON HERE SHILLED SPY 3500 "BE READY FOR IT" A FEW HUNDRED POINTS LOWER, THANKS FOR THAT

[Anonymous No.21819370]

>>21819348
Sorry I don't gamble on literal who stocks

[Anonymous No.21819375]

>>21819251
Westernized/Feminist Asians are 1000x worse than White ones

[Anonymous No.21819389]

I am extremely concerned will the market open and just crash? Surely they can't just maintain this level of growth?

[Anonymous No.21819390]

>>21819324
im basically doing that with aapl now, i agree i regret not doing it sooner. tsla i only trust playing the hype around events like what is currently going on, i don't want to be in it when it inevitably crashes but i'll happily get quick easy gains from any hype event elon comes up with while avoiding the quiet times like the plague.

[Anonymous No.21819393]

>>21819370
stay poor
not even close to peaking

[Anonymous No.21819398]

>>21819348
>BETTING ON DYSLEXIC RETARDS
OHNONONNONONONO

[Anonymous No.21819400]

>>21819389
https://brrr.money/

[Anonymous No.21819406]

>>21819340
I'd buy a holodeck with all these gains.

Id never get "beamed up" or "beamed down" though. that shit just kills you and makes a copy of you at location X.

[Anonymous No.21819410]

>ES above 3420

[Anonymous No.21819413]

>>21819327

And with what earnings when the market is saturated af with asian tech stuff?

People said the same about Nokia and look what those finkeks are doing now.

The only thing which will show growth and earnings will be unironically old economy.

Sure old economy will get beaten a lot as long as this virus is still around , sure there will be negative earnings during the influence of it but eventually we will get back to old strength and will show growing earnings quarter per quarter in the meantime tech will stagnate at certain levels.
The question is just "when"

[Anonymous No.21819414]

>CNBC calling out robinhoodies

KEK

[Anonymous No.21819415]

I have $1000 to throw at something this morning. I'm trying to decide between TSLA or FNGU. TSLA is up 27% for the week and 48% for the month, FNGU is up 28% for the week and 60% for the month.

Maybe load up on FNGU this morning? Any other ideas?

[Anonymous No.21819420]

>>21819251
as someone only attracted to asians >>21819375
is 100% correct

[Anonymous No.21819424]

ARE YOU RESDY TO GREENEST FUCKING MONDAY THE STOCK MARKET HAS EVER SEEN?

[Anonymous No.21819427]

>>21819393
line-anon, will you ever stream again?

[Anonymous No.21819428]

>>21819414
what'd those boomers say

[Anonymous No.21819441]

>Trump is about to talk about vaccine
>everyone talks about overvalued tech trash instead of pharma
????

[Anonymous No.21819442]

>>21819398
your anger only makes me stronger

[Anonymous No.21819443]

>>21819406
>Id never get "beamed up" or "beamed down" though. that shit just kills you and makes a copy of you at location X.
I've had nightmares about it

[Anonymous No.21819461]

>>21819441
delusion...plain and simple

[Anonymous No.21819465]

>>21819443
based and terror-pilled

[Anonymous No.21819469]

>>21819406
>Id never get "beamed up" or "beamed down" though. that shit just kills you and makes a copy of you at location X.
Based and Resican flute pilled

[Anonymous No.21819472]

>>21819400

based yurobeeto

[Anonymous No.21819474]

>>21819428
>these robinhooders are buying same day options and such without looking into fundamentals, etc.

[Anonymous No.21819475]

>>21819424
YESSSSS

[Anonymous No.21819478]

>>21819393
honestly good luck to you anon, i read your DD in a previous thread (assuming you're the same anon shilling it), but i don't see it as a sure thing like with AAPL and TSLA. i only make plays on companies everyone knows of that have solid moats of value.

[Anonymous No.21819481]

>>21819427
it crashes my computer 5 times a day no matter what i use to stream and i work while i stream so... just can't

[Anonymous No.21819490]

>>21819406
This. There are at least 4 separate episodes demonstrating this.

[Anonymous No.21819492]

>>21819481

[Anonymous No.21819498]

>>21819478
<3
gonna pizza party hard in november when the run is over

[Anonymous No.21819503]

>>21819441
Vaccine won't happen, listen to the uncorrupted doctors who don't suck WHOs tiny mutt dick. We don't have SARS vaccine, we won't have COVID vaccine, they're almost identical in it's design (Yeah, design. These viruses are man made).
We can have therapies that reduce the chance of death, but Covid is something that will have to herd-immune itself the fuck out of our lives.

[Anonymous No.21819517]

>>21819413
>Sure old economy will get beaten a lot as long as this virus is still around , sure there will be negative earnings during the influence of it but eventually

the future is now old man. buy AAPL buy TSLA buy tech stocks you old fuck

[Anonymous No.21819520]

>>21819503
>implying I give a shit about whether there will be a vaccine or not
I just want money off the back of lemmings, you spastic

[Anonymous No.21819530]

>>21818426
based

[Anonymous No.21819538]

>>21819415
Anyone?? Is FNGU not a decent play this week or what??

[Anonymous No.21819556]

>>21819498
i mean it sounds like it has good logic behind it, but similar to the lumberanon i don't know enough about it to take the risk. but if you make it then you deserve the win. i work in tech (semiconductors) so that's why i trade tech because i understand it.

[Anonymous No.21819577]

how the fuck is AAPL so high already, I wanted to buy at open but now im scared. What do?

[Anonymous No.21819580]

I have $4k sitting around in my foliage not doing shit right now. Where do I put that money in 20 minutes. I literally do not want to do any research and will buy whatever gets shilled the best

[Anonymous No.21819584]

What should I buy guys?

[Anonymous No.21819590]

>>21819538
just get into TSLA or AAPL before the split happens at the end of the week. thank me later. if you get into TSLA make sure to get out before battery day which is on Sept 22nd for the safest gains.

[Anonymous No.21819595]

Should I buy ONTX?

[Anonymous No.21819600]

>>21819538
FNGU

[Anonymous No.21819601]

>>21818426
I will never understand the foot fetish.

[Anonymous No.21819603]

>>21819577
I think FNGU is the play for anyone trying to make gains on TSLA and AAPL this week. Still would like to hear some other anons chime in though

[Anonymous No.21819608]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utjkCt3vmmk&t=701s

whatca lads listening to for the market open hype?

[Anonymous No.21819613]

>>21819577
Wait for the mid morning dip

[Anonymous No.21819614]

>>21819577
How the fuck didn’t you buy days ago, weeks ago, even?

[Anonymous No.21819617]

>>21818175
Nth for corn shit i can't stop cooooooorning

[Anonymous No.21819622]

your nigger general better not deploy trannies into the board

[Anonymous No.21819625]

why didn't i start saving and investing in stocks 10 years ago..... wtf bros

[Anonymous No.21819628]

I put a plug up my bum before work and railed some meth after seeing premarket. Gonna be a good day

[Anonymous No.21819632]

>>21819577
ive been dollar cost averaging into TQQQ for months and not worrying about the price

[Anonymous No.21819633]

>>21819556
i'm in webdev so this really is a no brainer
i think it's stupid, but most people in my industry are super-woke liberals who think a site for 3d goggles needs to be accessible to the blind so they pile into stuff like audioeye
and they specifically like audioeye

no code is a fuckheug massive movement
if webflow ever has an IPO i will sell my limbs to get in

[Anonymous No.21819639]

>>21819577
buy AAPL in the premarket you little bitch.

[Anonymous No.21819647]

>>21819590
I'm considering getting $1000 worth of TSLA and selling before Friday (to not deal with splitting fractional shares) and then buying back on Monday. Should I just get FNGU instead of doing that?

[Anonymous No.21819649]

>>21819580
apple and wait no less than a year

[Anonymous No.21819659]

>>21819580
SQQQ. We’re at the peak at the most inorganic, kikiest pump ever. It’s going to correct.

[Anonymous No.21819661]

>>21819625
Don't think about time. You're here when you're here. Think about today, staying in tune.

[Anonymous No.21819662]

>>21819622
sorry, already here.

[Anonymous No.21819669]

Rate my dad's portfolio

>X
>BA
>BAC
>M
>CLF
>OXY
>USO
>INTC
>T
>RIG
>GE

[Anonymous No.21819672]

RKT@8%premarket. I hope you guys get in at the dip after that its 35 PT.

[Anonymous No.21819674]

>>21818807
Options are for retarded Americans

[Anonymous No.21819677]

>>21819661
now i'm nearly 30 and it's all too late

[Anonymous No.21819681]

>>21819625
10 year bull run, definitely hurts, huh? Are you 20y old or something? Otherwise you are a retard and you have no excuses.

[Anonymous No.21819693]

>>21819580
See singles https://www.strawpoll.me/20822117
Or multiples https://www.strawpoll.me/20822156

[Anonymous No.21819695]

/coffeegang/ assemble!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.21819696]

>>21819669
rough few months/10

[Anonymous No.21819703]

>RKT 11% pre-market
i'm getting nervous

[Anonymous No.21819709]

>>21819633
when are you selling? like is there an event that is hyped up that i can sell before or something like with battery day? i might be willing to gamble like $1k on it. like, what sort of time frame are you operating on?

[Anonymous No.21819712]

Should I get an MBA , project management, or a supply chain management masters?

[Anonymous No.21819713]

>>21819538
>>21819415
I'm thinking about putting $5k into FNGU at open or shortly thereafter

[Anonymous No.21819714]

>>21819695
checking in

[Anonymous No.21819719]

>>21819669
Needs more BABA

[Anonymous No.21819734]

>>21819659
the correction isn't happening for another month or so, bear faggot

[Anonymous No.21819738]

>>21819695
awww yeeeeeeee

[Anonymous No.21819739]

>>21819709
Imagine using the word like in real life, much less text. Grow up you mongoloid

[Anonymous No.21819743]

>>21819713
Yeah I think FNGU is the play. This is literally the kind of situation it was created for. Time to load up on gains

[Anonymous No.21819747]

>Takeda
50%
>Pfizer
20%
>Humana
15%
>Disney
15%
r8

[Anonymous No.21819760]

>>21819669
>no AAPL

5/10

[Anonymous No.21819762]

Is E-Trade any good?

[Anonymous No.21819764]

>>21819709
the event is education going online
inevitable unless biden goes +50 in the polls

[Anonymous No.21819765]

>>21819498
Post your massive position in aeye

[Anonymous No.21819767]

>>21819747
>No AAPL
>No TSLA
>No TQQQ
garbage

[Anonymous No.21819773]

Anyone else have a really bad feeling? Have we ever gone this long without a rugpull?

[Anonymous No.21819777]

>>21819677
it's all too late because you have decided it is, not because of your age

[Anonymous No.21819782]

>>21819695
coffeegang coffeegang coffeegang
what are you bros drinking?

[Anonymous No.21819783]

Why is DIS so popular now?

[Anonymous No.21819791]

>>21819777
based trips

[Anonymous No.21819794]

>>21819767
>buy high sell low

[Anonymous No.21819799]

>>21819794
Anon, this is tech’s new low.

[Anonymous No.21819801]

>>21819773
It's going to be legendary when it happens. Unfortunately we don't know if it's today or 2 years from today

[Anonymous No.21819802]

>>21819695
checking in.

[Anonymous No.21819803]

>>21819681
yes it hurts
>>21819777
it's over

[Anonymous No.21819806]

>>21819765

[Anonymous No.21819807]

>>21819762
no. Charles Schwab if you have $100k or more
TDA if you have $25k or more
ToS if you have less than $25k
Robinhood if you just want a mobil app

[Anonymous No.21819816]

>>21819773
Ragpulls only make sense in a Non-BRRRRR Economy. What are the Jews going to do with all that paper? Reinvest? Then what's the point, just leave it if everything pumps... for now at least. I'm feeling optimistic till October, then we'll see.

[Anonymous No.21819823]

>>21818971
Disgusting stretch marks. She needs to put some clothes on.

[Anonymous No.21819824]

I wish I could join coffee gang but unfortunately I work nights and I only trade stocks before I go to bed at 7 am. Hopefully I wake up this afternoon with a nice giant green number on my folio

[Anonymous No.21819827]

>>21819799
shit like this literally never happened nor will it happen

[Anonymous No.21819828]

>>21819773
>>21818563

[Anonymous No.21819833]

>>21819799
stop making me nervous, posts like this make me want to turn into a bear

[Anonymous No.21819835]

>>21819773

>"Cowards die many times before their deaths; the valiant never taste of death but once."

Never gonna make it, senpai.

[Anonymous No.21819839]

>>21819703
>someone is going to pump in 21k RKT shares at 28.50

[Anonymous No.21819849]

>>21819773
Every single person with an eye on the equities market. But never forget that the market can stay irrational for a loooong time.

[Anonymous No.21819852]

>>21819677
I never even thought about trading until I was 40 then I started trading crypto, made a few hundred grand out of less than 10k and now I'm all in leveraged ETFs and options. It's never too late

[Anonymous No.21819853]

>>21819823
>1 post by this id
based retarded coomposter

[Anonymous No.21819862]

>>21819375
This.

[Anonymous No.21819865]

>>21819823
This is the worst thing I've ever read on this board.

[Anonymous No.21819877]

this homo is going to make me so fucking rich this week

[Anonymous No.21819883]

GONA BE A GOOD DAY
STILL GONA SEND IT

[Anonymous No.21819886]

>>21819747
0% Tech. Why even bother?

>>21819782
Peet's Dark Roast: French Roast. Black, obviously.

>>21819794
>There's a lot of downside in tech I think I'll go for banks, cruise lines, and restaurants
>Buy low, sell lower

There is literally no point in not being 100% tech right now unless you have some cash laying around for a dip or something.

[Anonymous No.21819888]

>>21819764
when do you expect education to go online? are you just talking public schools or more than that?

meh, i'll throw $2k at it today, we'll see how it goes. hopefully you don't fuck me anon. if i lose it then it's not that big of a deal to me ultimately but it would still feel shitty. hoping to at least make 50% off of it.

[Anonymous No.21819890]

>>21819782
a local medium roast using a Chemex. best coffee I've ever had

[Anonymous No.21819894]

>>21819877
price by friday?

[Anonymous No.21819895]

>>21819823
gay community representing

[Anonymous No.21819896]

Still bullish on DENN. Why didn't you faggots listen?

[Anonymous No.21819897]

>>21819695
who here /coldbrew/?

[Anonymous No.21819898]

>>21819806
What was your entry?

[Anonymous No.21819919]

>>21819823

[Anonymous No.21819921]

>>21819894
690 for the memes.

[Anonymous No.21819927]

>>21819888
public education goes online in a couple weeks
colleges are going online left and right using covid as an excuse to save a shit ton of money

[Anonymous No.21819933]

>>21819823
What are you doing out of your VR sex suit you degenerate virgin?

[Anonymous No.21819935]

>>21819890
What’s this? It looks like a pour over

[Anonymous No.21819936]

>>21819886
>>There's a lot of downside in tech I think I'll go for banks, cruise lines, and restaurants
>health insurance and pharma on August 24th, 2020
retard

[Anonymous No.21819942]

>>21819897
cold brew master race reporting.

[Anonymous No.21819958]

>>21819935
correct, it is a pour over. the secret isn't the "vase", but the Chemex filters themselves. they make the coffee a bit less bitter, and a bit more smooth. so fucking good.

[Anonymous No.21819959]

>>21819890
Better than from Moka Pot? I don't want to own an Espresso Machine, so it's either filter drip, french press or moka pot for me.

[Anonymous No.21819962]

Guys I'm seriously afraid right now, I've stayed awake literally watching all my stocks for the last 2 days and none of them have moved a single cent. I think it's a really bad sign that not a soul is buying or selling anything at all, at least not enough for any change whatsoever. Is this the sign of the biggest crash yet, or are people preparing for a huge pump somewhere? I'm also fearful that this might have to do with Elon's possible manipulation of the market, especially tech stocks like TSLA, due to current world events. But I'm not so sure about that.

[Anonymous No.21819965]

Buy oil this week you dumb niggers

[Anonymous No.21819970]

>>21819782

for me its 2 Tea spoons of Cool dried Espresso and 3 Tea spoons of nescaffe Gold all with hot water till half of the cup and some milk

For me its the ultimate mind clearing waking up dring

[Anonymous No.21819973]

>>21819898
i've been swinging it for the past several weeks
i first got in july 14 at $12.72
just staying in now because volume is finally hitting it
>inb4 "hurrrr MaRkEt BuY kEk"

[Anonymous No.21819976]

>bought paypal calls on the dip friday
>its up nearly 2% premarket

[Anonymous No.21819987]

>>21819962
yes

[Anonymous No.21819989]

WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENEDD TO APPLE

[Anonymous No.21819990]

Short TSLA NOW or you WILL lose all your gains.

[Anonymous No.21819991]

>>21819888
>hoping to at least make 50% off of it
this type of retarded degen gambling is why I can't trust most of you thats such an absurdly lofty goal especially since its already hit its major rise

[Anonymous No.21819993]

>>21819890
loved my chemex. it's almost like tea more than coffee, but in a good way. my cat broke mine so now I only have a mokapot. I do americanos (3 shots + water and a little whole milk) every morning
>>21819894
unironically $600 if it closes at $525 today
>>21819935
it's a pourover that uses thick filters that makes your coffee taste really good. you should try it. Ian Fleming wrote it as James Bond's preferred coffee making method

[Anonymous No.21820004]

>>21819962
>watching all my stocks for the last 2 days

I dont know why i always reply to bait

[Anonymous No.21820012]

>>21819962

[Anonymous No.21820013]

>>21819989
What do you mean?

[Anonymous No.21820014]

>>21819959
I would say so, yes. see >>21819958 for my reasoning. ever other method of coffee brewing is just too "harsh" / too "strong". Chemex is max comfy and smooth.

[Anonymous No.21820017]

>>21819205
If we aren't able to define under and overvalued anymore because of the craziness of the market that's a heavy sign of an overbought market if it goes up regardless of anything.

[Anonymous No.21820019]

>>21819942

Should I sell Amazon and buy Apple?

Ever since the fat unemployment bux ended it's been doing meh.

[Anonymous No.21820020]

>>21819816
The missing piece is China getting fucked by flooding and piling into US face companies they own significant interests in (TSLA).
Why do you think crypto keeps shooting up? The same reason -- People are trying to get their money the fuck out of China before the collapse, despite gov regulations.
There will be a rug pull just in time for the November election but floodchan has postponed it

[Anonymous No.21820027]

>>21819970
>instant coffee
what part of europe?

[Anonymous No.21820032]

Apple's going to moon, right?

[Anonymous No.21820038]

>>21819799
SHOULD I SELL APPL CALLS AT OPEN?

[Anonymous No.21820040]

Are calls with longer expiration dates more desirable than calls with short expiration dates? Whats stopping me from doing a bunch of 8/28 (friday) calls on AAPL if it's likely going up? im not investing anything right now, im just trying to learn

[Anonymous No.21820046]

>>21819782
Starbucks beans grinded in my coffee machine

[Anonymous No.21820047]

CLSK bros, are we gonna fucking coom today?

[Anonymous No.21820056]

>tsla
god dam I shouldnt have sold at 2000

[Anonymous No.21820059]

>>21820032
more like all the way to mars

[Anonymous No.21820060]

>>21820032
Yes. 600+ eow

[Anonymous No.21820063]

>>21820056
I sold at 1900 kill me pls

[Anonymous No.21820065]

who else calm, glancing at stocks, sipping on some cold brew and reading?

[Anonymous No.21820067]

>>21820032
The moon is falling, boy

[Anonymous No.21820078]

>>21820066
>>21820066
>>21820066
>>21820066

new thread

[Anonymous No.21820081]

I put in my orders and now I'm heading to exercise.
Have a good opening /biz/!

[Anonymous No.21820089]

HERE WE GO, STEADY HANDS LADS!

[Anonymous No.21820095]

>>21819762
I love it. Zero problems so far (6 months in).

[Anonymous No.21820098]

I hope we moon on open

[Anonymous No.21820099]

>>21820040
Start with an idea in your mind of where you think the price is going and what time frame. If you think the price is going up "sometime in the next week" then buy the weekly. "Sometime in the next month" then monthly

[Anonymous No.21820105]

>>21820078
we're nowhere close to the image or bump limit idiot

[Anonymous No.21820122]

>>21820081
>buying at open

[Anonymous No.21820126]

>>21820019
only if you get at least 25 shares now to sell calls to robinhoodies post split. buy the midweek dip.

[Anonymous No.21820141]

>>21820099
alright, thanks for the help anon

[Anonymous No.21820153]

>>21819965
I already got XOM you useless fucking cuck
And it’s down like motherfucker

[Anonymous No.21820154]

>>21820027

Germany.
I usually want my coffee fast so thats why i mostly go instant.
If im having a lot of time im usually going to a city nearby and buy some fine blended "Guatemala Grande" pic related

[Anonymous No.21820165]

>>21820047
I fucking hope so

[Anonymous No.21820166]

>>21818622
Mortgage better than renting

[Anonymous No.21820190]

Man I drink cheap ass Kirkland grounds in my Walmart and shitty paper filter machine 4 cups a day nothing in it whats up with you girly faggots

[Anonymous No.21820242]

>>21819991
im willing to wait months though, not like im expecting it to happen over night anon. more like im just saying if it went up that much i wouldn't keep holding it, that's probably a better way to put it.

also yeah i already said it's gambling, but im basically risking $1k to make $1k. losing $1k isn't a big deal to me. degenerate gambling is like risking $100k on something like this. the riskier it is and the bigger the volatility the fewer shares i buy, get it? if the DD sounds good i'll risk some money on it though, if i win it's not like im getting rich either but it'll be a nice bonus.

[Anonymous No.21820295]

>>21820153

I know how you feel bro

We oilbros gonna make it no matter if those Tesla and techkeks likes it or not.

Nothing goes without oil and Asia will boost demand in the next 20 years 3x Times from now because life standard is getting better

[Anonymous No.21820339]

>>21820295
ja, Bruder

[Anonymous No.21820340]

>>21820242
Better be willing to hold for years

[Anonymous No.21820547]

>>21819959
No, there's nothing better than a moka pot if you can't get access to a good quality espresso machine.

[Anonymous No.21820628]

>>21820190
You should get a press so you don't have to fuck with filters any more. Walmart sells them. The coffee tastes better this way, too, since you don't have paper soaking up some of the goodness from the coffee.

[Anonymous No.21821102]

woah, my 6% stop loss on tesla triggered, what happened

[Anonymous No.21821147]

TSLA is over