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Guys I'm super pissed, and you're gonna want to hear this.
Last month from when I was from the US government made it a thing partnering with SpaceX and NASA where there's a literal skynet, like a fucking electrical net similar to how electric fences work but in the sky. Obviously they didn't call it skynet because they wanted it to "sound professional".
They put this net in the sky as a low defense against asteroids and shit, some people thought it was because of feuds with aliens but that's pretty bullshit.
It's fucking stupid though because now when you want to send something into space for a video you can't because it burns up into dust and you lose a gopro 7 from it.
What the fuck government? They don't even sell those anymore.
I can't even tell you guys to vote against it because of the regulations they put on this shit.

Oh and I know my past self is browsing biz somewhere, so make sure to invest in RLM whenever it shows up in like a year or two, then put it into CLO.

>> No.21812402

>>21812390
Also sorry for the cringe if pepe isn't used anymore, it's just known as the mascot of 4chan

>> No.21812416

>>21812390
Thank you future me

>> No.21812435

>>21812390
thx future anon

>> No.21812521

>>21812390
Just bought out the RLM ico

>> No.21812592

Can't find RLM can someone post a link? I feel like this time travel post might be real because no one would larp as a time traveler.

>> No.21812631

>>21812592
Can’t tell if actual retard or bait anymore, too many newfags shitting around this place

>> No.21812675

>>21812631
>Can’t tell if actual retard or bait anymore, too many newfags shitting around this place
I’m glad I’m not the only one with this sentiment, I feel like I’m looking into an insane asylum when I’m browsing this board. Btw does anyone know how to downvote posts? Is it basil in the options field? Oregano?

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>>21812675
oregano

>> No.21812912

>>21812390
When does Chainlink moon?

>> No.21813346

Fuck I meant CLO as in Clover not fucking Callisto you dipshit, what the fuck are we supposed to do with these? And what the fuck is BURN? You better be awake to fix this

>> No.21813410

>>21813346
In the future fuckhead, it doesn't exist yet, just get the right one this time!

>> No.21813413

>>21812631
It’s spam, it’s an advertisement. He’s trying to draw your attention to the shit he peddles at the end by pretending to be from the future, wrapping it in a lame little “dystopian future/tinfoil hat” spin that he thinks will resonate with the readership here.