Vasectomy on Friday = Financial Freedom

[Anonymous No.21780696]

I’m all in on BZRX biz with 31k of the fuckers and I had a vasectomy on Friday

I’m gonna make it

AMA

[Anonymous No.21780851]

>>21780696
why the fuck had vasectomy?

[Anonymous No.21780873]

>>21780851
Why wouldn’t you...

I have one kid already, definitely don’t want anymore. They are a barrier to wealth... My child support is $1300 a month

[Anonymous No.21781870]

>>21780696
You have to go back to plebbit.

[Anonymous No.21782127]

>>21780696
found a pic of OP

[Anonymous No.21782188]

>>21780873
Mine is 200, you just had to be not even a poorfag but a NEET

[Anonymous No.21782214]

>>21780696
dude you emasculated yourself, what the fuck is wrong with you? why in the hell would you neuter yourself like a dog?

[Anonymous No.21782268]

>>21782214
I always tell women that if they want to have sex with me they have to get their tubes tied

[Anonymous No.21782296]

>>21782268
i just don't give a shit, if she gets pregnant so what. most broads now a days are on birth control anyway

[Anonymous No.21782299]

>>21780696
>>21780873
Jeez, reddit much??

[Anonymous No.21782324]

>>21782299
>I cut my balls off even though I think i'm gonna make it off this crypto because 1300$ is too much already

OP i hope you're joking

[Anonymous No.21782430]

>>21780873
Why not leave the country?

[Anonymous No.21782450]

>>21782430
why not just have another kid with a better woman, and enjoy the gains from the 30k bzrx?

[Anonymous No.21783417]

>>21782324
They literally just snip the the pipes that carry the semen to your balls... what comes out when you jizz is largely not semen so that shit isn’t affected

Still got my balls
Will be firing blanks once I clear the chambers

Why walk around with a loaded gun in your pocket if you know you never want to fire it again?

[Anonymous No.21783454]

>>21782324
You do realise that child support isn’t a flat amount?

Guess what happens when you make it?

Your kids mum also makes it and receives an economic bonanza as their is no ceiling on child support... the more you have, the more you pay

[Anonymous No.21783472]

Were condoms that much work for you?

[Anonymous No.21783473]

>>21783417
>Vasetomized redditor also hates guns
Sad

[Anonymous No.21783501]

>>21783454
had mine last year. best feeling ever when your doc says "no kids for you"

Kids are the biggest scam ever

[Anonymous No.21783506]

>>21780696
Why not go full on castration and prevent balding?

[Anonymous No.21783532]

Well done OP. Less competition for my kids.

[Anonymous No.21783540]

>>21783417
>>21783454
i don't know man, the ideal of neutering myself like a house pet just doesn't sit right with me. i'm not gonna go in depth about how exactly i feel about it, but i guess if that's really what you want to do with your life then so be it. not even gonna try to give advice or what i'd do, you do you bub.

[Anonymous No.21783551]

>>21783506
Too late on the balding part

When I make it, I can fix the balding haha not that I will because I CBF

>>21783473
Congrats anon.
I can’t wait to start fucking and have no worries about getting a gold digger pregnant

[Anonymous No.21783561]

>>21780873
Well done if you are nonwhite :)

[Anonymous No.21783581]

>>21780873
Wow you sound exactly like me.

I got a vasectomy and a divorce after my first child. Now im 30 with 200k saved up in various investments while my ex wife and I had a -50k net worth at the divorce 3 years ago.

I also pay $1368 a month in child support and she lives with her mom.

Fucking cunt

[Anonymous No.21783595]

>>21783581
whyd you get divorced if you don't mind me asking?

[Anonymous No.21783624]

>>21783581
Killing it anon, congrats!

Looks like you’re also getting raped with child support, $1300 is a lot of money each month

You sound like you’re getting raped because she probably doesn’t work?

[Anonymous No.21783625]

>>21783581
God damn this is what makes me happy. My life is god fucking awful but I couldn’t imagine the fucking burden of a woman who hates you controlling your life paying the cost of a fucking MERCEDES to her every month for 18 years.

[Anonymous No.21783650]

>>21783454
Why would you not want your kid/its mom to also make it? Faggot

[Anonymous No.21783691]

>>21783650
>its mom
There is the problem, who cares about the mom?

[Anonymous No.21783695]

>>21783595
Because she gained 100 lbs and smoked weed all day while I worked 7-12s in the military. Women are a scam. Just pump them and dump them. I now get regular ass from women 100x hotter than my ex wife.

Protip to OP: dont tell them you are snipped if you look decent and have a decent job. Women are psychologically built to breed and want your sperm. You will be shocked how many girls let you nut in them thinking you have sperm. Pic related

[Anonymous No.21783696]

>>21783650
There’s a big difference between wanting your kid to make it and helping them do that and being a gravy train for the mother

Do you think I only spend $1300 a month on my kid? My kid comes over every weekend and gets everything with me on top of the child support

[Anonymous No.21783723]

>>21780696
the only reason you exist is to propagate your seed. wealth is a scam, there is a limit to the amount of money you need.

[Anonymous No.21783731]

>>21783691
This guy gets it.

>>21783695
Oh no, I’m fully aware this happens. Particularly if you’re in your 30’s like us

Girls are crazy and will try to trap you. It’s going to be fun haha

[Anonymous No.21783751]

>>21783695
dude...

[Anonymous No.21783798]

>>21783731

"Ive never done that before"

Lmao fucking slut.

Ive also gotten the "im pregnant" call before. Supposedly a girl was at the doctors office and had a positive pregnancy test. I said hang on a second and texted her my zero sperm count results. All she says is "oh fuck'" and hangs up and I never hear from her again.

On that note, its still sometimes a good idea to use condoms. I raw dogged so many girls over the last 3 years Im lucky i never caught something

[Anonymous No.21783816]

>>21780873
Well apparently you’re a nigger without dignity, selfrespect, selfcontrol or a working brain, so good on ya mate. Wouldnt want more bastards spawning from you.

[Anonymous No.21783821]

>>21783695
so you dumped the mother of your child because she gained weight and smoked weed? and then you neutered yourself and just fuck random women while you pay 1400$ a month and your child basically lives fatherless? am I getting that right?

[Anonymous No.21783852]

>>21783561
based

[Anonymous No.21783858]

>>21783798
But my favorite part about having a vasectomy, aside from the sex and no pregnancy scares, is not telling girls and them still letting you cum in them without birth control.

All women are like this. They dont think long term, they just want instant gratification in all aspects. They cant think outside their own little bubble of perspective. This is why you just pump and then dump.

[Anonymous No.21783921]

>>21783858
Niggers are like this too that’s why Africa is the way it is. You’re basically a nigger with no balls. Good job.

[Anonymous No.21783935]

>>21783858
Yeah I’ve dated tons of girls like this who are happy for you to creampie them

That “I’m pregnant” phone call would have been epic haha

>>21783821
The guy never said he isn’t taking care of his kid... pretty presumptuous

I pay $1300 a month, have the kid come over every single weekend, buy clothes and whatever else they need as the mother is a tightass

I also spent 5 years travelling a 5hr round trip every weekend to get said kid

Just because someone pays child support, doesn’t mean they’re a deadbeat

[Anonymous No.21783934]

>>21783921
yeah, this dudes pretty much just a spermless nigger

[Anonymous No.21783965]

>>21783935
I 100% get that some baby mommas are assholes and manipulative cunts that only want to suck the life out of their baby daddy and steal every dime he has. that being said, he dumped her because she tubby and smoked weed. idk, seems kind of shitty, especially when he's just raving about women being dumb bitches that want instant gratification

[Anonymous No.21783968]

>>21783821
My ex wife is the definition of a parasite, she can not and has not ever produced more value than she consumes. I asked "the mother of my child" for an annulment 3 months after the marriage when she promised me she would get a job and never put in an application and she asked me for a few weeks to work things out. We got drunk on my birthday and had sex. Surprise, shes pregnant. "Oops i must have forgotten my pill". You do the math, anon. It takes more balls to put yourself first. I lived the first half of my life taking care of others and "doing the right thing" fuck that white knight shit. We only have one life to live.

Im going to hike in patagonia next month. Ive visited 5 countries in the last year, fucked exotic women, and spent quality time with my son. If I hadnt taken care of myself first, I'd probably have put a bullet through my head by now.

[Anonymous No.21783979]

>>21780851
>>21782324
>>21783473
>>21783532
>>21783561
>>21783723
>>21783816
>>21783852
>>21783921
>>21783934


I hope you all remember this thread when life doesn’t work out the way you planned it to

[Anonymous No.21784002]

>>21780696
>I had a vasectomy on Friday
Good goy. Hopefully all White people do the same.

[Anonymous No.21784011]

>>21783968
best decision mate.

loving gf, but you never know how they turn out after you marry/impregnate them. kids, never ever. best decision of my life.

watching all my friends get cucked with kids and divorce later, no thanks

[Anonymous No.21784049]

>>21783979
Dont listen to the haters, anon. 4chan makes fun of whites who get vasectomized because "muh white genocide". Ive created a beautiful, healthy blue eyes blond haired boy and my genes will carry on. We did our job, anon, and we can provide more for the child we have throughout their teenage years and adulthood than we could if we were unable to focus on building wealth and loving our life.

Godspeed, anon

[Anonymous No.21784051]

>>21784011
What all these simps on this board don’t realise is that the odds are significantly stacked against them for their marriage, kids and white picket fence dream to last

[Anonymous No.21784053]

>>21784049
Tbh I want less white people

[Anonymous No.21784061]

>>21783979
Life never works out the way you want it to.
That being said, you’re bragging about neutering yourself so you can coom inside bitches? Ok, and another guy can brag about cooming for free with zero effort by watching porn. Both are losers who chose the path of least resistance to pursue the hedonistic treadmill.

[Anonymous No.21784099]

>>21784049
Haha thanks anon.

I actually have zero care what 4chan actually thinks, I just try to help sometimes.

I know half of the people on here are still virgins, another 25% are destined to fail in life with the remaining 25% are actually normal intelligent people

[Anonymous No.21784102]

>>21783968
Dude, women are not meant to work. They are house creatures, call them "parasites" all you want. her job is to make your house a home, I get that women now and back then are bat-shit, you messed around with a bat shit one. now if she intentionally got pregnant, I get that's shitty as fuck man, I can't lie and say "Yeah I'd abort" i'd probably do the same and stayed with her.

I've never fooled around that much with different broads, I stay steady and i'm just lucky I haven't my girl pregnant yet. That being said though, I don't know. I'd rather visit awesome countries with my family. You can't even bleachkrieg, you're shooting blanks. That's the main bit I don't get, neutering yourself

[Anonymous No.21784119]

>>21784061
I dont chase hedonism, im just saying that life is a little bit better when you have a healthy sex life with beautiful women.

At the moment, im managing a project and wont have much free time over the next month. When im done, I will vacation and perhaps chase women a little. Work hard, play hard. Its all about balance.

[Anonymous No.21784131]

>>21783979
no matter what happens in my life, even if i'm addicted to opiates going through the shakes in a drain pipe; I will never think to myself "I wish I neutered myself"

[Anonymous No.21784156]

>>21784102

I want to get a woman pregnant on my terms. I have some wealthy friends who were able to get pregnant through in vitro after a vasectomy of 20 years. Nothing is more financially crippling than unplanned pregnancy. If you dont plan the pregnancy yourself, your life is ruined

[Anonymous No.21784168]

>>21783723
>the only reason you exist is to propagate your seed
Yseak for yourself. I have other goals in life other than reproducing.

[Anonymous No.21784190]

>>21784102
When I am 40 and wealthy I will find a QT 20 year old to stay at home and raise another child of mine, perhaps

[Anonymous No.21784262]

>>21784190
>>21784156
you want to make a test tube baby with some 20 year old when you're 40, in the meantime your child has to live with its mother and cope with the amount of different partners and estranged relationships it's going to go through; while you're out having the time of your life and just seeing him on the weekends because the mother was fat and smoked weed. am I getting this right man?

[Anonymous No.21784293]

>>21782127
Why are women so evil?

Imagine your wife has a miscarriage snd hysterectomy and you buy her a case of these?

[Anonymous No.21784297]

>>21784262
Yes

[Anonymous No.21784338]

>>21784297
you're kind of a sociopath bub and a bit of a narcissist. i get it i'm a little pansy moral fag here, but yeah that's sort of sociopathetic patrick bateman level shit. best of luck to you, i know you will have fun. enjoy the bleachkrieg in peru and timbuktu, when cov dies down I wanna visit italy.

[Anonymous No.21784412]

>>21784131
Oh wow, retards like you still exist?
When you realize that having kids is not and should not be your purpose in life, you'll be much happier.

[Anonymous No.21784450]

>>21784297
This guy fucks

>>21784338
This guy doesn’t... like most of the people commenting on this thread


Life experiences give you a wealth of knowledge that shows in people’s actions and attitudes.

Some people want lots of kids and that’s what they live for. Others want none of that and that’s perfectly ok too

[Anonymous No.21784471]

>>21784412
Exactly, when I’m laying in my deathbed I’ll be so grateful I was there for all 8 seasons of game of thrones, saw every MCU movie, and made cummies inside a couple hundred thots. What else is there to life?

[Anonymous No.21784474]

>>21780696
Vasectomy is gelding. Castration. You are no longer a man, by choice. Holy fuck.

[Anonymous No.21784501]

>>21784474
Imagine being this fucking retarded. You should get castrated too, don't reproduce please.

[Anonymous No.21784520]

>>21780696
based im getting a vasectomy as soon as im old enough

[Anonymous No.21784526]

>>21780873
You're too stupid to use a condom?
Imaging voluntarily damaging your body because you're too lazy to use contraception.

[Anonymous No.21784545]

>>21784501
I will tho, kek. Seethe more, gelding.

[Anonymous No.21784562]

>>21784526
This is where they say “but it doesn’t feel as good” (absolutely true) but then continue to deny its not all about hedonism.

[Anonymous No.21784599]

>>21784545
Yep, you will. Your kids will despise you, your wife will become an alcoholic just to stand being in the same room as you, you'll become the typical abusive fat schizo. We all know how your life will play out, no worries.

[Anonymous No.21784615]

>>21780873
Are you white? Have more kids.

If not white, good job!

[Anonymous No.21784619]

>>21784450
Your life experiences probably won't outlive your children. Your name certainly won't live on without children.

"Cattle die, and kinsmen die, and so must one die oneself.
But there is one thing I know which never dies,and that is
the fame of a dead man's deeds."

[Anonymous No.21784630]

Have three children, and three more on the way with three different women. AMA

[Anonymous No.21784638]

>>21782296
Literally just pull out and cum on their stomachs.

[Anonymous No.21784663]

>gets long term gf pregnant on birth control
Bye bye "making it"

[Anonymous No.21784670]

>>21783935
Lmao you spend every weekend with your kid? Haha wow father of the year here. Just kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.21784672]

>>21784638
nah man, just get a vasectomy and neuter yourself like a stray dog in the pound. much more chad, you can go to aruba and cum in brown bitches asses

[Anonymous No.21785632]

>>21784599
Lol, nah. But good luck being you.

[Anonymous No.21786207]

>>21783691
If you care about the kid you should also care about the mom

>>21783968
1) what kind of poorfag expects his woman to be a wagekek
2) you as a man should be dealing with the birth control in the first place and not relying on some fucking pill.

[Anonymous No.21786227]

>>21782324
>>21782299
>>21783979
How weak are you? . Honestly, good for you. Glad to hear your cuckholdry genetics won't be spreading much further.