/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>21780243
get some sleep wagie, it's late. someone has to flip our burgers

>>21780243
To be fair asmongold has his own problems

>>21780254
I LITERALLY DID 5 MINUTES OF ACTUALLY WORK WHILE GETTING 35 DOLLARS AN HOUR TO SHITPOST ON THE OVERNIGHT SHIFT I HATE YOU FUCKS

>>21780243
OH WAGIEEEEEE

>playing wow in 2020

>>21780275
you're not a good security guard anon, read a book at least like the old fat guards

Everyone has problems, some people are just better at hiding them than others.
Every single person you meet on the street, see on TV, etc has their share of problems.
Anyone you think seem perfect are just bottling it up until it bursts.

Even famous people who has it all kill them selves.
Think about that the next time you walk down the street.

>>21780275
>35/hour while only actually working 5 minutes of that hour per hour
You're basically a NEET, too.

>>21780334
its even less than that, but I have to physically be here. Thanks for the persective tho

>>21780243
I worked at an Chinese takeout restaurant for 3 fucking years out of college. The last two of which I DCAed every penny I could save into crypto. I worked overtime, lived like a fucking miser and even did part time online English tutoring.
Yes, it was all fucking worth it. You don’t take risks you aren’t entitled to rewards.

>>21780243
>WHILE SOME FAGGOTS LITERALLY JUST PLAY WOW ALL DAY AND JERK OFF IN THEIR PJS
litterally me
who else /comfy/

>>21780243
REJECT MODERNITY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIyBFNjc1kY
EMBRACE MONKE

>Wake up
>Make good breakfast, grind coffee beans and get going a nice brew
>Work out in my homegym for an hour
>Browse /biz/ for new investments
>Play vidya the rest
o-one day, I just need to get to 1 million.

>>21780260
He’s a literal twig, he’s a beta cuck who pretends to be something he’s not

>>21780243
I'm sorry i hope UBI comes son

>>21780738
>t. insecure /fit/ wagie

>>21780243
My life is fucking awful and I’m disabled

i made $15000 jacking off this month

>>21780738
he's became such a faggot and unrecognizable from who he was 2 years ago

>>21780332
Fuck you african starving children, I (Bill gates) also have problems

>>21780275
flip shitcoins and yield farm for the other 55minutes and soon you will have 60 minutes of feredom

>>21780775
Post body and portfolio

>>21780818
he actually does, he got too rich and miscalculated his vaccine proposal now hes likely to get tar and feathered the entire internet hates him,check his instgram

>>21780311
God damn this poem is gnarly

>>21780243
life is unfair, wagie. Now put your cone on and go to work.

>>21780710
i work remotely, so same shit here

i plan on keeping it going for the rest of my life and become a grey haired baron

>>21780892
Lifting will not stop the electric collar on your neck wagie

>>21780243
>he doesn't enjoy what he does for a living
Lmao what a faggot

>>21781053
>the internet hates him
>comparing that to starving to death
BOO HOO

>>21780530
how do i earn this power?

>>21780530
Comfy leader checking in.
I would feel sorry for wagies, but most of them are dumb, lazy, risk averse little faggots that are just contributing pollution to the world.

>>21782068
what do you sell?

>>21782051
If you have to ask, you aren't going to make it.

>>21782068
What do you sell?

>>21780243
Buy some DMG you brainlet. Financial freedom awaits in 2021.

>>21782080
Haha, don't worry about it.

>>21780243
wagie wagie get in cagie

>>21782111
TELL MY RIGHT FUCKING NOW I DON'T WANNABE A WAGIE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE

>>21782068
sales arent profits tard

>>21782167
he's probably got terrible profit margin

>>21782194
55% profit margin on 20ish hours/month work (rounding up because I honestly dont remember working since april).

>>21780710
post body pic

>>21780243
Someone has to pay reparations on top of welfare and prison costs

>>21782323
Dragon dildos has got to be dragon dildos

>>21782267
Cope and hope are two hilarious ways that wagies waste what little mental bandwidth they have in their little brains.

>>21782111
CHECKED

>>21782167
Close your little wagie eyes and come up with something.

>>21782068
How do I make money doing shit online anons please help me.

>>21780530
Fuck wow off. Educate yourself some more and an exercise routine. Keke at paying a monthly gaming fee

>>21782416
nigger upside down

>>21782068
HOW HOW HOW SOMEONE TELL ME PLEASE

>>21783069
Thought I'd have some fun with it. I do have a lot of free time...

42 next birthday, never had a job in my life, just built a few websites when i was 20. seethe

>>21780243
>jerking off in PJs
Feels fucking good bro

>>21780332

They may have problems but they are generally way less severe. The problems of a wealthy person are like "I have too many cars", "I don't know if these people like me for me or my money". The problems of a poor person are like "I'm starving" , "I can't make rent and I'm about to be homeless", "I have cancer from eating shitty food because I can't afford anything healthy".

>>21783157
Nice!
Guessing you had to remake them a few times over the years... unless your shit is in geocities lmao.

>>21783091
google it. Its not rocket science.

>>21783207
please take me as an apprentice

I'm making $20 a day staking PCX. As more people realize the APY is around 60% and the price increases, will probably become more.

>>21783059
cope

>>21783223
Don’t spoon feed them. They literally have the entire internet and won’t even leave 4chan.

>>21783389
True. After all, only 20% of us will get to make it. Not like telling them would matter. Statistics dont lie.

I'm close to getting my 4th gnome warrior to max level

>>21780243
If you know, you know. If you don't know, you deserve it.

Kek

>>21783091
>sell cheap chink shit on amazog
>contribute nothing

>>21783303
How do I do this?

>>21783687
only cucks "contribute"

>>21780243
I JUST GOT HOME AFTER WORKING 16 HOURS SPENDING 14 OF THOSE PAID HOURS SHITPOSTING ON /BIZ/ AND ONLY GOT PAID 500 DOLLARS WTAF I HATE YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>21783775
that's not emotionally satisfying

>>21783687
>nooo dont make money the smart way! Toil your life away at a company that sells chink shit and contributes nothing instead! Make a fraction of what your bosses do for more effort! Maybe by 80 you will have $300k saved to contribute to charities for disabled mixed race children!

>>21783829
cope

>>21783829
based

>>21783829
based