/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.21767591]

Does anyone here have any experience with hiring a wealth manager? I’m looking at what Fidelity has to offer but I feel like I’m stumbling around blindly

[Anonymous No.21767632]

That's a man.

[Anonymous No.21767665]

Man

[Anonymous No.21767676]

Dude you can see her nips those are disgustingly massive lmfao

[Anonymous No.21767717]

>>21767665
>>21767632
That’s Gabbie Carter and she’s a confirmed biological woman sorry lads

[Anonymous No.21767718]

Boomers do this shit. No idea why any person with a brain would just hand their money over to someone else because they are an "expert".

Financial advisors are a scam. I know more than a typical one and all I do is occasionally shitpost on biz.

Like pick some good stocks, some good crypto and check in on it from time to time.

[Anonymous No.21767742]

hair in boobs

man confirmd

[Anonymous No.21767756]

>>21767591

That man has big bazookas.

[Anonymous No.21767793]

>>21767718
This.

Biz is a way better financial advisor.

Else you can always go the jew way, 1/3 on housing, 1/3 ln cash, 1/3 on investments

And on that last thirt i would do 1/10 gold 1/10 link sub 10$ 1/10 btc, u up to mess the last 7/10.

[Anonymous No.21767809]

>>21767793
>>21767718
>reddit spacing

[Anonymous No.21767841]

>>21767718
You don’t come across as very bright. I don’t see the harm in handing off my earnings to a professional or team of professionals who know much more about investing than I do (I’m 21). Why would I take a risk and fuck around with everything I have on the off-chance I get lucky?

[Anonymous No.21767858]

>>21767718
Bro I got in to financial planning right out of college. Got my FPQP license. Basically “junior planner.” Took on more and more responsibility from my literal jew boss, who was the main advisor. Eventually realized what a fucking scam it was. The dude knew fuck all about investing or trading, and regularly made fun of financial analysts and how they didn’t know “where the real money was.” The “real money” was apparently selling boomers bullshit to make them feel better about the fact they only had $100K saved for retirement. The straw that broke the camels back was when he was on the firm’s local radio show and brought me up as his “apprentice” and made fucking fun of me on air for owning cryptocurrency and said it was “fools gold.”

I fucking quit and got in to working for business logistics for a manufacturing firm. Making right under twice as much money doing that than I did being his fucking slave. Oh, and I made 5x as much money from crypto in one year than I did working for you, fucking kike.

[Anonymous No.21767892]

>>21767676
big nips are patrician

[Anonymous No.21767895]

>>21767793
i learned more in /biz/ than i ever did anywhere else. would not trust a FA. trusting anon FAGS is much more reasonable, unironically.

[Anonymous No.21767910]

>>21767858
>The straw that broke the camels back was when he was on the firm’s local radio show and brought me up as his “apprentice” and made fucking fun of me on air for owning cryptocurrency and said it was “fools gold.”
This reads like blatant larp/fanfiction. I should’ve known better than to ask /biz/ for financial advice

[Anonymous No.21767916]

>>21767591
>tattoo

[Anonymous No.21767941]

>>21767591
sex

[Anonymous No.21767953]

>>21767591
why does she have breast hairs?

[Anonymous No.21767977]

>>21767910
Nigger I swear to God this happened. He did not mention me by name but he and another boomer advisor had a whole conversation about how crypto is bullshit.

[Anonymous No.21768000]

Mommy giv milkie

[Anonymous No.21768070]

>>21767591
It's crazy because its a photo but I can see her actively slamming into the wall at the same time. Look again. Now, look again. See what I mean?

[Anonymous No.21768075]

>>21767841
>Why would i ever learn something important in my life and gather knowledge

[COOMER No.21768084]

>>21767591
Mommyyyyy milkkyyyyessss

[Anonymous No.21768193]

[Anonymous No.21768324]

>>21767953
pretty much all non-asians do, they are just very fine and blonde. Only visible because of the sunlight

[Anonymous No.21768374]

>>21767718
kek, best thing are these funds where you hand your money over to some faggot who is supposed to invest them masterfully, but he inevitably fucks up because he is paid anyway and has no interest in not fucking up. and then you see boomers on the internet asking for advice what to do when their fund feggit made it -12% for past year

[Anonymous No.21768453]

>>21767841
>(I’m 21)
So either I'm guessing you don't have enough money to quality for Fidelity Wealth Management Services and can easily research and DIY this shit, or you have a large inheritance in which case under no circumstances should you look for help from these people because they are fucking salesmen, and instead seek out a couple hours' worth of time from a fee-only advisor to put together a plan for you, after which you never need him again

[Anonymous No.21768762]

>>21767841
there is better chance to get a good investment advice from a taxi driver than a financial advisor, because he will be about same competency and won't at least have an intention to fuck you over and just make a money on you.
financial advisors are mostly cockroaches, that field is terribly overstaffed, under-educated and thoroughly rotten. anyone with a hole in his ass can be a financial advisor nowadays

[Anonymous No.21768816]

>>21768193
>that guy on /wg/
comfiest place on earth

[Anonymous No.21768869]

>>21767717
>Dude trust me bro it's just a woman with a hairy chest

[Anonymous No.21768872]

>>21767632
>>21767665
I don't care

[Anonymous No.21768891]

>>21767841
if you want financial advisor just go for some old stable company with constantly good results that manages money of billionaires as well. In my country (10 mil population) there is only one investment bank that ticks these boxes and I would feel safe to let them handle my money. Thing is they won't talk to you if you are poorfag

[Anonymous No.21769097]

>>21767632
for sure.
you ve become a master in irony, anon.

[Anonymous No.21769222]

[Anonymous No.21769253]

Most get out performed by index funds. Just buy and hold.

[Anonymous No.21769300]

>>21767591

Just manage your wealth yourself you giant pussy. Any idiot can buy gold, silver, shares and crypto. That's all you need, given that ETFs for housing and so on exist.

'Wealth managers' have to be paid somehow: you pay them. Always better off squandering your own money instead of paying others to squander it for you.

>There are three ways to ruin. The most pleasant is with women, the fastest is by gambling but the surest is with experts.

[Anonymous No.21769370]

I haven't decided what firm I am going to try yet, but I will be giving the jews a shit ton of money for the ability to never work again. I don't want to be in crypto forever gentlemen. Call me weak or whatever but if I can get 50k+ a year I will quit my job and never work again

[Anonymous No.21769474]

>>21767977
That's called coping
The only bullshit in crypto are deluded core cucks and maxis.

Blockchain tech is early but is on a disruptive tear. Only ignorant retards wouldn't pick up on this desu

[Anonymous No.21769635]

Look at the various vanguard etfs and choose one that suits your risk tolerance, chances are it will outperform whatever dumb management the banks will shill because they want to leech that juicy fee from you.

[Anonymous No.21769815]

>>21769635
This. There are investment pools to get into, you can find some epstien fella to manage your money too. There are actually a few options that can be great if you have 3mm or so

[Anonymous No.21770064]

>>21767676
>doesn't like pepperoni nips

Low-T anon, you should go see a doctor.