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What is sergey gonna say at smartcon?

>> No.21767216

Spit the facts.
$1000 EOY.

>> No.21767218

hahaha sneed
SNEED!

>> No.21767230

Dan maglass!

>> No.21767275
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>>21767199
i've been wondering that for a while...

>> No.21767280

>Haha Linkies chain connecting applicatio

>Dumps to 5$ inmediatly

>> No.21767283

>>21767199 Checked
>What is sergey gonna say at smartcon?
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>> No.21767286

>>21767199
"SN=SN", walks off stage.

>> No.21767321

>>21767275
it will be the same slides, and by 75% the same words in the same order as always

>> No.21767353

He is gonna drop a ending speech for defi. No big deal, price will continue to drop. Why are you fucking retards expecting any kind of news? Everyone knows that with any kind of good news link pumps as fuck.

THEY DONT WANT THAT. Now fuck off and wait 5 more days.

>> No.21767371

>>21767199
belching braps
"nevvvvvverrrrrrr zelllllllllllliiiiiiiing"
then he lets of a loud fart "POOOT!" sound
and walks away.

all the womens hold their noses and crumple their eyebrows.
all the men can be heard inhaling and aaaahing

>> No.21767389

>>21767286
exactly this, then the price will moon and we will see the biggest parabolic move in crypto history

>> No.21767482

>>21767371
You should become a writer.

>> No.21767549

No idea what he says but one thing for sure: either he announces staking and Link has literal price singularity... or he doesn't and we get to load on more link at $5 or something.

>> No.21767901

He'll announce staking and that industry adoption has already happened behind the scenes. Price singularity happens, we hit $1000 eoy, $81,000 eoy 2021

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>>21767901
>He'll announce staking and that industry adoption has already happened behind the scenes.
Cope.
*Drops mic.

>> No.21768037

it's literally going to be the same slides

>> No.21768073

He’s going to explode revealing his insides as cheese

>> No.21768083

>>21767979
Is that real?

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>>21767199
"it"

>> No.21768181

have any of you schizos figured out why those dates were chosen?

>> No.21768248

>um FUNDAMENTALLY, um vertical.

>> No.21769033

>um, marines? get your submarines, we are going DOWN
>hahaha
>*mic drop*
>mic actually breaks and they make him pay for new one
>using real currency

>> No.21769134

>>21769033
This unironically

>> No.21769238

>>21767199
>Sergey running for US president
>in fact, already won
>xrp is the new standard

>> No.21769262

>>21767199
The same 3 year old slides. You can expect a huge dump after smartcon, possible back to single digit LINK.

>> No.21769275

>>21768181
dubs
tells us

>> No.21769289

He's dun gonna poop again and the new meme will be Shartcon....check em

>> No.21769311

>>21767199
he's gonna say the N word!

>> No.21769407

>>21767549
already coming

https://twitter.com/Josh_Rager/status/1297222138252922883

>> No.21769468

>First Smartcontract-funded and managed conference ever
>Chainlink getting more recognition and adoption from DeFi projects
>Sergey already confirmed in previous interviews the primary focus of develpment this year has been staking

He will announce staking or a release date for staking and the price will likely explode.

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21769603

> Sergey waddles on stage...

>> No.21769737

>>21769468
see >>21769407

>> No.21769806

>>21769737
>https://twitter.com/Josh_Rager/status/1297222138252922883

Fuck off, not reading your no-name literal-who speculative pump and dump bullshit.

>> No.21769856

>>21769806
i'm not going to take the time to inform you who josh rager is or who he works for

>> No.21769958

>>21769856

That's fine because after less than 2 minutes of searching I can tell you YFL is a fucking scam and if this faggot is associated with it he's in on the scam, and thus, a scammer. I couldn't care less who this loser is or what he says. Go shill somewhere else.

>> No.21770040

SmartCon is wrapping up and it's Sergey's time to come on stage. "And now we welcome Sergey Nazarov to talk about smart contracts beyond tokenization". A minute goes by and nothing happens. Eventually 10 men start slowing walking from the backstage holding an extremely bulky water tank, one would think be reserved for a large water animal. They place it on the ground and after few seconds the lights in the water tank turn on to reveal 2000 kg Sergey Nazarov, who appears to be levitating in the water tank. He is so large it seems that the surrounding fish have created a symbiotic ecosystem around his body and he cannot leave without dying. Rory quickly runs on stage and throws a big mac into the water tank while Sergey's body absorbs the big mac and consumes it, still soaked in water and fish shit. Few minutes pass with absolute silence in the room until Sergey finally speaks couple words with an extremely slow, deep and tiring voice: "Hyperledger use chainlink, Microsoft use chainlink, Facebook use chainlink, ethereum use chainlink, staking now". Everyone in the room starts clapping, cheering and throwing shit at each other and chainlink immediately skyrockets to $1,000,000 and achieves price singularity. /biz/ then goes on to make 50 additional chainlink threads per day, mostly filled with pictures of the first chainlink city on Mars and private islands of LINK owners. Sergey receives a noble prize for the most innovative invention of the past 1000 years, President Trump outlaws any other oracle providers beside ChainLink and within years the entire world economy is powered by LINK, which now keeps steady at $1,000,000,000 as the only usable cryptocurrency.

>> No.21770091

"I'm so happy for you guys" - Sergey

>> No.21770168

>>21767216
216 checked.
$1000 eoy it is.

>> No.21770209

>>21769958
2 minutes of research, perfect. well it sounds like you have maturity to be able to cope after missing out once this rockets past fucking jupiter. some faggoty youtube influencer will spoonfeed how all this works to you later anyway.

>> No.21770448 [DELETED] 

>>21770209

Enjoy getting dumped on nigger lol

>> No.21770503

He's going to say buy this cool cats shit, it's called orchid. Just don't sell

>> No.21770528

>>21770448
by who? there are no devs, and the core team only holds 1%

hey, but if i do, my anus is ready

>> No.21770780

>>21768181
Muh conjunction

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You won't be able to hear him over the toilet flushing

>> No.21770839

>>21767283
I would get loans and credit card debt to buy as much link as I could if he actually did

>> No.21770926

>>21770040
Pretty good, I recommend changing “president trump” to something like “sith lord Trump” or “overlord trump” or “dragonlord trump”