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> convince my grandma to put 50k into bitcoin
> she’s gonna plan to hold until she dies
> had her lawyer put it in a living trust for all my cousins and it
> but I have a copy of the private keys

>> No.21758255

>>21758167
Honestly, let her have it till she dies.

She's less technologically wise, clearly, so chances are it'll moon and if it has any strong dips she'll not know how to sell so that'll make sure you win in the end.

>> No.21758288

>>21758167
Also, be nice, spends some time talking with her or something.

>> No.21758302

Don't forget to label yourself a self-made multimillionaire just to rub it in.

>> No.21758330
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>>21758167

>> No.21759138

Have fun with your by then being worth about 500 USD BTC shitcoin.

>> No.21759213

>>21758167
Don’t scam your cousins unless they are shitty people that do not deserve anything

>> No.21759235

>>21758255
>>21758288
You don't even know this person or their grandma. It could be an evil alcoholic granny. Stop being a faggot and acting like all old women deserve worship.

>> No.21759257

>>21758167
youre a piece of shit
kys

>> No.21759629

>>21759213
>>21759257
>>21759235
No she’s sweet as can be and thinks I’m helping her set up her estate

My grandpa died and she doesn’t know how to handle finances, all her money is in stocks and bonds rn (like $500,000) but I’m gonna get her to put as much as I can in crypto and steal it lol

>> No.21759739

>>21759629
well you're going to be a special case that they'll teach kids about in law school when law enforcement finally gets its head around the distinction between ownership of BitCoin and key possession.

you will be a disgrace to your family when it is found out that you swindled from your own grandmother

>> No.21759798

>>21759739
It’s her fault for being a Boomer and voting for neoliberal politicians who sold out our country to the globalists and import millions of spics a year

>> No.21759828

>>21759629
Based. Make one of your cousins transition if they want the money then fuck them and still don't give it to them.

>> No.21760145

>>21759798
keep thinking that you thief
you are no better than a nigger thief

>> No.21760295

>>21759629
I know thisvis bait but youre still a jet black nigger