$COOMER COIN GENERAL - STICKY DUMPS EDITION

[Anonymous No.21718110]

COOM WITH US IF YOU WANNA BE FILTHY RICH
>https://coomer.cash/
>https://coomer.cash/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/whitepaper.pdf
The first Flash-Mintable Tokens (ERC20) filled with regret:
>https://coomer.cash/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/whitepaper.pdf

Assuming you're totally new to crypto:

>create an account on your exchange (on coinbase, be sure to set up the Google authenticator)
>buy ETH on coinbase with USD or EUR whatever fiat currency you own
>download the Google chrome/Firefox extension called Metamask (https://metamask.io/))
>create a wallet
Wallet in which you'll send the ETH previously bough. Store and don't share your seed phrase with anyone. Use a strong password.
>send/withdraw the ETH you bought on coinbase to your metamask wallet
Once you've received your ETH, go here to buy:
>https://app.uniswap.org/#/swap?outputCurrency=0x2f3e054D233c93C59140c0905227c7C607c70cbb

Charts:
>https://www.livecoinwatch.com/price/CoomCoin-COOM
>https://www.dextools.io/app/uniswap/pair-explorer/0x8beb1d95be9004bd139bc74c4d44156909890982

BE A SEALMEN DIVER
>10K: Private COOMER
>50K: COOMtenant
>100K: First COOMtenant
>200K: COOMptain
>500K: MajorCUUM
>1Mil: CUUMlonel
>2mil: Brigadier COOMERral
>10mil: Major COOMERal
>20mil: BLUE BALLS General
>100mil: General of the Sperm Armies

STACK COOM - SPERM COUNT:
>2.1M or higher - Sharkbull Ejaculord
>2.1M - Chad Sperm Whale
>1M to make it bonus prego waifu
>100k suicide sperm count
>0 non coomer ngmi infertile cuck

It's not a scam, it's a plan. Remember, you are now in clownworld. The world you knew before is gone. This is the reason I invest in COOM. I'm done trying to outsmart clownworld, so let's outdumb it. When in clownworld, act like the clowns. So Welcome to COOMworld, put on your red rubber nose and buy COOM. Every great project must be born. And birth can't happen without COOM. So why don't you pull up a milking chair and give us a tug.

SOON
https://www.coingecko.com/en/coins/coom-coin

[Anonymous No.21718196]

>>21718110
give me the sauce of this cum dumpster and I will buy some

[Anonymous No.21718218]

coin already dead

[Anonymous No.21718331]

Coin is dropping to 0. When is this coin getting listed on Coingecko? Scam coins get listed in hours

[Anonymous No.21718387]

soon coingecko
ye of a little faith

[Anonymous No.21718457]

Can someone reach out to Vina Sky and see if she wants to become a COOM partner? We need to get actual pornstars on board.

[Anonymous No.21718458]

>>21718387
I have 300k COOM, I would love this coin to to hit 10 cents even 1 cent. But the last 3 days all I have seen relating to CoinGecko is "SOON"

[Anonymous No.21718906]

>>21718110
fuck guys. I'm down 70%. when is it going back

[Anonymous No.21718963]

>>21718906
Either neither and we are fucked or 10 cents EOM

[Anonymous No.21719306]

Seems like they really dumped 80M COOMS yesterday
>>21718387
https://twitter.com/CryptoMessiah/status/1296582885856759810

[Anonymous No.21719328]

>>21718110
disgusting.

[Anonymous No.21719658]

[Anonymous No.21719781]

>>21718458
>>21718387
>>21718906
Someone in one of these threads said that he contacted coingecko and that they replied to him that COOM will be listed by the end of this day.
Of course that could just be a lie.

[Anonymous No.21719896]

>>21718110
Shhiiiiiiiieeeettt coin.

[Anonymous No.21719903]

PLEASE GO BACK UP I WANT OFF PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

[Anonymous No.21720367]

Brahs, could it be?

[Anonymous No.21720392]

>>21720367
what does this even mean

[Anonymous No.21720444]

>>21718110
>greentexting links
how low is your IQ lmao

[Anonymous No.21720506]

>>21720392
BASED $COOM INVESTOR

[Anonymous No.21720550]

>>21720444
t. OUTDUMBED NORMIE CHECKED

[Anonymous No.21720566]

>>21719781
I guess we will find out if we got COOMed on or not by the end of the day lol

[Anonymous No.21720619]

still got 80 out of my original 387..to pull out or not

[Anonymous No.21720694]

Im out

[Anonymous No.21720703]

>>21720619
I only put $100 in so I'm just going to let it ride to 0 or make some money back. According to >>21719781 it will be on CoinGecko by the end of the day. So fuck it, I could lose $100 and not worry about it

[Anonymous No.21720768]

>>21718110
THIS IS YOUR CHANCE TO BUY THE DIP COOMMMMEEERRSS

[Anonymous No.21721033]

>>21720566
CHECKED

[Anonymous No.21721084]

>>21721033

[Anonymous No.21721220]

>two buys order of 1.5 ETH
What the fuck is wrong with people

[Anonymous No.21721403]

And now 1 ETH
you are fucking retarded

[Anonymous No.21721412]

>>21721220
COOMER TIME, HECK YEAH

[Anonymous No.21721481]

Bought some just in case

[Anonymous No.21721515]

Lol, total supply of coins is worth 155 eth right now

[Anonymous No.21721558]

now's the time to buy
tomorrow we on gecko lol

[Anonymous No.21721666]

>>21721220
I don't own any of this shit, but you have to put rationale aside in crypto. If there's enough meme potential in something and enough people flock (coom) to it, then there's money to be made.

[Anonymous No.21721792]

>>21721666
nice digits
nice shill
if it shows potential, buy now faggot

[Anonymous No.21721954]

I bought, constant shilling like this finally made me cave in

[Anonymous No.21722191]

>>21721666
EVIL CHECKED

[Anonymous No.21722493]

>FILE DELETED

[Anonymous No.21722567]

When is this going up

[Anonymous No.21722961]

>>21722567
depends on how hard you want the COOM

[Anonymous No.21723002]

>>21722567
coingecko/when people stop acting like retards

[Anonymous No.21723076]

>>21723002
When coingecko?

[Anonymous No.21723225]

>>21718906
Fuck you LOSERS

[Anonymous No.21723304]

>>21723002
When coingecko

[Anonymous No.21723458]

>bought at 0.00033

Oh well, no choice to keep holding anyway. Maybe coingecko and an ETH recovery will make me some money...

[Anonymous No.21723690]

IT'S PUMPING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>21722493
F

[Anonymous No.21723892]

see you at my palace when we make it faggots

[Anonymous No.21724087]

18% UP

[Anonymous No.21724105]

>>21723690

>got halfway through making a meme for this clip for the competition
>realised the competition had ended before I'd started

Oh well, maybe there'll be a third one.

[Anonymous No.21724124]

Why is this token still sitting at these prices?
People should immediately stop buying $COOM. Same goes with $FUD, $YAM and other useless pumps and dumps. It does nothing other than push away newfags from the cryptospace when the most important thing if we all want to succeed is to make sure it's safe for investors and secure adoption. With low quality projects such as these popping up everyday, who are based on nothing and still manage to trap investor funds, legitimate game changers end up being undervalued or straight out ignored. This isn't healthy. I pray that you all understand this when you invest your hard earned money into this scam.

To any of you still holding this, I'd heavily recommend you to sell before it ultimately crashes down to 0. No amount of shilling will ever make this a valid investment anyway. Sell, forget about it and move on. Sell. Now.

[Anonymous No.21724367]

>>21724124

[Anonymous No.21724464]

>>21724124
hnghh ooooooo cooomin ahh hog ogood goooooooo
cooo.... oooom
coooo.... oooom
coooo... ckkk
coooooo....... ooooooom

[Anonymous No.21724487]

>>21724124
I did it for the lulz

[Anonymous No.21724738]

WHEN WILL THIS GO UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.21724762]

>>21724124
>Why is this token still sitting at these prices?
>People should immediately stop buying $COOM. Same goes with $FUD, $YAM and other useless pumps and dumps. It does nothing other than push away newfags from the cryptospace when the most important thing if we all want to succeed is to make sure it's safe for investors and secure adoption. With low quality projects such as these popping up everyday, who are based on nothing and still manage to trap investor funds, legitimate game changers end up being undervalued or straight out ignored. This isn't healthy. I pray that you all understand this when you invest your hard earned money into this scam.
>To any of you still holding this, I'd heavily recommend you to sell before it ultimately crashes down to 0. No amount of shilling will ever make this a valid investment anyway. Sell, forget about it and move on. Sell. Now.

[Anonymous No.21725092]

>>21724124
Stop pretending that all markets aren't a ponzi, even link droped hard after ico sell. The majority of investors will lose money, doesn't matter if there's quality in it or not. Normies will always buy overpriced bags, always after media attention to get rekt.

[Anonymous No.21725120]

LET IT RIDE!!!! TIL VALHAL!

[Anonymous No.21725320]

IT'S DUMPING AGAIN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.21725910]

>>21718110
I warned you faggots. Now stop trying to scam idiots into buying your bags you shitstains. When the dev sold his stack, that was your cue to leave this sinking ship. No sympathy from me you retards.

[Anonymous No.21726126]

>>21725910
>I warned you faggots. Now stop trying to scam idiots into buying your bags you shitstains. When the dev sold his stack, that was your cue to leave this sinking ship. No sympathy from me you retards.

[Anonymous No.21726209]

>>21726126
Seriously fuck off back to plebbet you 0 IQ subhuman. Post as man le epic wojaks as you want, you're still losing money no matter what. Stay poor

[Anonymous No.21726288]

how the fuck are you even supposed to make money with these retarded gas prices? eth is a disaster

[Anonymous No.21726488]

we're back

[Anonymous No.21726590]

liquidity and volume dropping ooooooooooooh that sucks

[Anonymous No.21726715]

I'm literally never selling my COOM. You kikes have taken everything from me. You brainwashed my generation with Marxist tranny feminist ideologies, you ruined the economy by flooding my country with shitskins and cheap Chinese junk, you degraded my mind with porno from the age of 13, you ruined the environment with your greed, you took away everything good and holy on this earth. You can take my COOM from my cold dead hands you filthy kike demons.

[Anonymous No.21726792]

>>21726715
Stay strong

I've already lost $100 so fug it at this point, just let it ride. Did the dev really sell his bag? I cannot find any clear info

[Anonymous No.21726807]

>>21718110
Its not a scam its a plan
1M sperm count here, I'm ready for this to be listed let's fucking goooooo i need to coooooooooooom!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.21726816]

More dev liquid locked in the pool. Time to ride the coomshot to the moon

[Anonymous No.21726864]

hello dear anons and lurkers, the price is all time low, hype is growing, liquidity is locked at 100%, you know what's cooming, right?

[Anonymous No.21727006]

I'm a nocoomer

[Anonymous No.21727018]

>>21726816
>>21726864
100% liquid coom let's goooooooooooooooooooooo

[Anonymous No.21727020]

>>21724124
Get lost nerd, you don't deserve coom

[Anonymous No.21727078]

>>21718218
This party's just getting started FUD nerd

[Anonymous No.21727121]

Rug pull impossible. Moon soon

[Anonymous No.21727138]

>>21726864
Hello sirs. Coom guaranteed 100x just like dearie Peshma gives me bob willingly

[Anonymous No.21727168]

Anyone not holding COOM is literally ngmi

[Anonymous No.21727200]

>>21726715
Coom is a kike project you retard. You let the Hebrew steal from you by making a basic zoomer coin

[Anonymous No.21727230]

>>21727138
Sirs good cooms sir, guaranteed

[Anonymous No.21727379]

>>21727200
COOM is a superior saiyan conquest

[Anonymous No.21727408]

>>21718110
Dumped another eth into this shit. Holding 5mil now. This really shouldn't go much lower anyway.

[Anonymous No.21727438]

WE'RE PUMPING HARD 95% AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I'M COOOOMMMINNNG

[Anonymous No.21727578]

LMAO it is pumping im gonna COOOOOOM>>21727438

[Anonymous No.21727738]

Not even listed on coingecko yet and still PUMPING AHHHHHHHH
COOM is unstoppable

[Anonymous No.21728017]

Wow it actually is pumping I'm genuinely surprised

[Anonymous No.21728219]

146% 1h AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.21728253]

>>21728017
dev locked in 100% of the developer liquidity so no pump and dump
soon coingecko and then the moon