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>> No.21714652
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>> No.21714669
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>>21714652

>> No.21714672

WHY IS TSLA GOING DOWN I BOUGHT THE TOP AAAAAAAAAAAAA HOLD ME BROS

>> No.21714678
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I made it past €40k today, thanks to BABA

>> No.21714690

>>21714652
>>21714669
PRAISE

>> No.21714697

Kek be with me. Please let Tesla give me the financial gains to not be a poorfag anymore.

>> No.21714706
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>>21714672
Soon fren trust in the lord

>> No.21714714

Someone pump $EWLL so i can GTFO

>> No.21714717
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Reminder that all we've achieved was without the second stimulus check.
September looks fun.

>> No.21714722

>>21714614
>Expanded montage
We can make it a 3 by 3, what other 3 folks should we add? I'm thinking Google, AMD, NVDA.

>> No.21714727

nth for yall motherfuckers insisting on missing out on AEYE

>> No.21714744

>>21714706
I'm very excited to get dump't on.

>> No.21714753
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>>21714678
Based and The-Only-Chinese-Company-Accepted-In-America Pilled

>> No.21714759
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>>21714672
>He bought the top? Pump it, no Anon left behind.

>> No.21714767

>>21714706
Doesn't that mean it could just as easily tank at that point?

>> No.21714773
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SEND AAPL YOUR ENERGY

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.21714780
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i got your economy recovery right here baby hahaahha

>> No.21714789

>>21714767
where
would
the
money
go

>> No.21714796

>>21714759
PUMP HARDER MY SPREAD NEEDS MORE POWER

>> No.21714805

>>21714773
Id send them all my energy and the rest of my money too if my money would fucking settle

>> No.21714812
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RKTBROS REPORT IN

>> No.21714833
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I just doubled my TSLA stock in hopes of GREENS after split, and brought some NIO ones for the long run.


Im scared

>> No.21714851
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Buy tech stocks.
Buy tech calls.
This is my last warning.

>> No.21714852

where are my apple kingz

>> No.21714855
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Anyone holding GDLC?

>> No.21714856

>>21714789
in
to
the
pockets
of
jews

>> No.21714867

You either go to the future with NVDA or get left behind

simple as.

>> No.21714875

>>21714759
Hell yeah! ^^^^$$$$

>> No.21714878
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>>21714833
All will be well, believe in his vision for this world.

>> No.21714880

SHLL chads ww@

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>>21714851

>> No.21714911
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I'm sensing some exuberance
dare I say it? overconfidence

>> No.21714921

>>21714722
Peter Schiff, Jensen Huang, Warren Buffett

>> No.21714922

>>21714717
Is this what Peloski meant when she said now is "not the time" to continue stimulus discussions?

>Pass stimulus in September
>Money printer go BRRRRR
>Stock markets boom into the fucking heavens
>TQQQ hits $300
>Glory days until early October
>"Unleash the wave."
>Send covid19 carriers to all nursing homes
>Inflate numbers again
>NY declares lockdown again
>Chris Cuomo "reinfected" and dies in his basement from two covids to the back of the head
>Markets plunge
>SQQQ reaches $100
>"Trump did this. Vote Biden."

>> No.21714927

>these fossil media jews kvetching about AAPL charging them too much money
Oy vey! Shut it down!

>> No.21714937

>>21714614
My portfolio is finally blood green

>> No.21714941

>bought 100 shares of tsla last year for $220
>sold last year at $420
fuck me.

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>>21714672

>> No.21714996
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THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE BOBOY, ROLF IS ABOUT TO PUMP THIS MARKET HARDER THAN WATER CARRIER PUMPS THE VILLAGE WELL DURING A DROUGHT

>> No.21714998

how can i make 10% either today or over the weekend someone plssss

>> No.21715005
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Mr. Bogdanoff, crash AAPL to a measly $200/share by September 11th. That'll show them.

>> No.21715014

we've reached peak tsla lads. hold on to your butts

>> No.21715015

>>21714941
I think I'd kill myself. No matter the gains I'd never forgive myself for selling it for less than $2000.

>> No.21715017
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>>21714812
Really wish I put more into this.
Holy fuck is this a glorious moon mission. So glad all the limp dick paper hand fucks got scared off the IPO dump.

>> No.21715022

>>21714941
goddamnit at least you made some sticky profit, anon

>> No.21715041
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>already up over $1.5k on a $30k total investment in TSLA and AAPL in 1 day
>it keeps going up

so it's just that easy huh?

>> No.21715045
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COME ON APPLE YOU CAN DO IT

>> No.21715054

What happens if I sell a Fidelity mutual fund in 30 days of purchase? I want to liquidate it to buy TSLA as I am out of cash.

>> No.21715056

Fuck the left

>> No.21715060

>>21714706
TA is for retards

>> No.21715068

Time for TSLA to stop pretending it cares about cars or batteries. It'll just be a company that makes deep OTM calls on its option chain and stock splits.
Think of the margins.

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>>21715056
based

>> No.21715086

>>21714851
wow it's what we've been doing for the past decade!

>> No.21715091

Fuck stop losses. Stop losses have never fucking helped me. Had a -40% stop loss and got fucking stopped out of the AAPL 500 run.

>> No.21715089

>>21715015
This, but post-split.

>> No.21715092

>>21715014
It either crabs or dumps now, the moment of truth.

>> No.21715104

>>21714922
Jill Biden said Joe would do for the American people as he has done for his family. That's why I'm voting for Joe. I could really use an extra 80k a month sitting on a Ukrainian energy board.

>> No.21715106

>>21715054
Peter Lynch comes to your house and breaks your kneecaps with a bat. Then if you don't buy back in double.......well, they don't call him Lynch for nothing.

>> No.21715119

>>21715060
yeah, man
why would you be remotely interested in sell volume being cleared out

>> No.21715130

>>21715005
these threads are going to be just TSLA and AAPL chads OOOOO'ing and bobos seething for the next month leading up to battery day, isn't it?

>> No.21715133

>>21715073
What's the point of Altcoins again?

>> No.21715141
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Where is the guy who told anons to sell nvda?

>> No.21715156

NVDA!! You're really hard carrying my portfolio right now! I love you!

>> No.21715159

>>21715104
filtered

>> No.21715171

>>21715130
they better

>> No.21715172

>>21715091
when the fuck did AAPL do -40%? you mean in March? you actually didnt buy the dip?
stop losses that big only help if you then buy afterwards. do -15% or less if you just want to preserve profits, -40% is so large youve basically already lost at that point, especially for a bluechip like AAPL

>> No.21715180

>>21714998
Buy aapl calls

>> No.21715188
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>>21715141
they meant sell nvda options

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>>21715141
i found a picture of him. pic related.

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The sheer amount of KTOV holders that don't know what a reverse split is is staggering, it's really telling about the kind of retard that shills penny shit around here. Iv'e seen two in /smg/ and one in penny stock threads saying they made 500% when in reality they have 10 times fewer shares which are down 50% from a week ago.

>> No.21715210

>>21715056
Hello, based department?

>> No.21715214
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It feels like yesterday when I checked NVDA and it broke $400. How did it get to $500 so fast? What is happening with the company right now, besides the possible ARM acquisition guys?

>> No.21715233

>>21715159
You know you really hurt my feelings.

>> No.21715240

>>21715171
i feel like the bobos are just people who are mad they missed out and are afraid to buy aapl and buy tsla despite how they keep going up even now

i mean ffs you retards even had a chance to buy the dip today on TSLA and you probably didn't because you're gay.

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>>21715141
They meant to sell NVDA put spreads like this guy and that other spread whale
>>21715188

>> No.21715254

>>21715133
To separate fools from their money

>> No.21715263
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Cant wait for the rest of this chart!

>> No.21715268

>>21715073
fucking love this. ponzicoins can go fuck off and eat shit especially link

>> No.21715282

>>21714638
What do I choose for safety and quick gains?

>> No.21715295
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>>21715214
you're thinking way to hard about this. NVDA has attained "meme stock" status. therefore it goes up regardless of fundamentals. turn off your mind. don't over think. buy meme stocks. make money. repeat until the market starts to crash at which point you short meme stocks. make money. repeat until the fed starts BRRRRing even more. then buy again and carry on the cycle. do this for a year and congrats you're a millionaire.

>> No.21715302

HORSECHADS WILL WE GET THE CONTRACT

>> No.21715307

>>21715091
>-40% stop loss

Why?

>> No.21715309

safe gains dont fucking exist

>> No.21715312

>>21715205
i honestly in all seriousness don't understand penny stock gambling when like 99% of penny stocks crash and burn. like if i had $2k i'd rather spent it on 1 share of TSLA that I know will absolutely guaranteed print money vs. buying 1000 shares of a $2 stock or worse 10000 shares of a $0.2 stock that no one has ever heard of and is probably trash fundamentally.

>> No.21715313

Tslas about to moon right guys? If it doesnt im going to shove a nail in my sickhole

>> No.21715345

>>21715302
Maybe.
Could be.

>> No.21715358

>>21715302
What is this all about?

>> No.21715366
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THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

>> No.21715367
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At what point do I stop being a greedy Jew and actually take profits?

>> No.21715382

>tfw missed yesterday's TSM dip
>tfw everything else making up for it anyway
I feel bad for my boomer parents, they got out in May because they thought we were in for a long drought. Risk aversion never seems to win.

>> No.21715386

>>21715263
>mid-high paying job layoffs starting in January

this is going to make the 2008 housing market look good

>> No.21715391

>>21715104
i still have no idea how this guy is successfully nominated as the democratic candidate for president when this video evidence exists:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXA--dj2-CY

>> No.21715400

>>21715313
I'm expecting it to crab all day. Maybe aate push of people fomo into the stock.

>> No.21715419

>>21715367
You have like 5 contracts, at least sell half right now man..

>> No.21715423
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>>21715391
He fills in 2 of the three qualifications
>corporate shill
>pedophile

>> No.21715427

>>21715367
now, take the profits now.

>> No.21715432

>>21715367
Now retard

>> No.21715433

>>21715358
WKHS in running for big contract with USPS, could put them in a good place
They're competing against Ford and some Turks

>> No.21715447

>>21715313
get ready 2 shove
>>21715358
https://www.trucks.com/2020/08/11/postal-service-mail-truck-replacement-contract/

>> No.21715449

>>21715367
On the last week, when they are at the deepest ITM point and right before theta decay exponentially increases

>> No.21715464

how fucking long is gold going to crab for? the opportunity cost here is starting to kill me

>> No.21715471

>>21715263
lmao where can i see this

Why have housing prices continued to go up??

>> No.21715500
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barely caught this quint

>> No.21715502

Enjoying this SHAK upward movement.

>> No.21715504
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>>21715302
based and truthfully redpilled

>> No.21715511

TQQQ 160 EOW next week

>> No.21715513

>>21715433
this has been known and was priced in already. There is no confirmation on the contract at the moment however..as far as i know of.

>> No.21715517

TA is all tea reading, star sign nonsense. At the end of the day you don't know what's going on right now at a company. Buy below moving average, sell above. That's it. Learn anymore and you end up "too smart to win" like Financial analyst who get butt hurt that their Tesla Shorts got btfo. Nut up and buy the dip. Stocks are just trending RNG Prove me wrong.

>> No.21715531

USPS Hearing is over, Dejoy mentioned replacing their fleet of trucks multiple times as an integral part of his cost-cutting reforms. BULLISH, or should I say... HORSE-ISH??

>> No.21715542

>>21715500
how do i become you

>> No.21715548
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>>21715500
rich boy
nice dubs

>> No.21715551

>>21715423
Taxes.

>> No.21715554

>>21715471
Because moratorium on mortgage payments and evictions and low interest rates means it’s super cheap to own a house right now. Rug pull within 6 months

>> No.21715555

Noob here. Can someone tell me what the record date for the split actually means. You still get the additional shares if you buy before the split date but after the record date, right?

>> No.21715556

a-anyone else still h-hodling WKHS

I kind of forgot I had it, please give me hope

>> No.21715562
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>>21715500
devilish

>> No.21715563
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Where are my GameStop bros at?

>> No.21715577
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>>21715500
chad devil portfolio? check.
chad double dubs? check.
you shall now be referred to as: Chadly McBased

>> No.21715581

>>21715513
>priced in already
lmao

>> No.21715589

>>21715517
>Buy below moving average, sell above
nah you buy the trend, volume and momentum. then sell it once it stops
this works literally every time

>> No.21715593
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>>21715210

How can I help you?

>> No.21715599

>>21715517
yeah great idea buy the dip of the 50th pump

>> No.21715606

>shitcoin commercial on CNBC

>> No.21715629

>>21715391
How the fuck hasn't this destroyed him? this is textbook corruption and nepotism.

>> No.21715627

>>21715542
You will never trade like someone else. Trading is just finding what works for you.

>> No.21715658

>>21715531
THAT MEANS SHT

>> No.21715661

Horse waking up? 17 inbound? Get on and make some profit.

>> No.21715663

>>21715563
I don't know how this company isn't finished. I went into a game stop last week and it's the saddest fucking thing you'll ever see. I'm convinced they are just a money laundering scheme at this point

>> No.21715666

>>21715556
Yes just relax bro
t. 200 shares

>> No.21715697

opinons on cvna? should i short this?

>> No.21715700

Should I invest in NIO? Will they actually rival tesla?

>> No.21715703

>>21715629
shut up racist

>> No.21715732

TESLA CRABBING

ITS HAPPENING

>> No.21715736

>>21715629
cool it with the antisemitism

>> No.21715740

>>21714614
the clsk $7 guy better not be right...

>> No.21715758
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Am I too late for TQQQ? When is the next big dipperino?

>> No.21715760

>>21715740
buy the dip

>> No.21715768
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21715768

should I try to learn about investing and day trading? Is it possible to get to a point where you make about 30 USD a day consistently? Any more pointers as to where to start that aren't in the op?
If any of u could answer this itd be extremely helpful! Thanks

>> No.21715773

>>21715263
I have 3 rentals

All get covered even with 50% occupancy

Cashed out of 1 to have a fat stack waiting.

Boomers are starting to sell their home to “take equity” too this will be an epic real estate couple years starting in fall/spring and dumping all 2021/2022

>> No.21715779

UN Ambassador AOC when?

>> No.21715793

>>21715629

Normies don’t dig that deep and even if confronted with that they would call you a schizo and brush it off. Jews have normies by the balls and only believing what the msm says.

>> No.21715796

>>21715732
oh fuck oh fuck i gotta sell all my shares right now

>> No.21715819

>>21715758
I keep waiting and it keeps mooning

>> No.21715835
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Europeans BTFO

USA number one forever

>> No.21715838

>>21715768
Open a screener and find retardedly volatile shit that's doing the poleslide, limit buy, sell 10s later at +$.30. But do it at 1400.

>> No.21715841

>>21715391
Because other people who you think are against him belong to the same groups like CFR, Trilateral Commission, Bilderberg, WEF, Rockefeller Foundation, Club of Rome, and so on. Nice two side paradigm.

>> No.21715847

>>21715736
>>21715703
literally LOL'd

>> No.21715859

>>21715768
Daily goals are dumb. Have a wider timeline. Keep cash on hand. Don't get emotional.

>> No.21715862

>>21715773
cant wait for the dump. right now in Toronto people are literally crazy. bidding wars on 1mill properties driving the price up to $2mill for something that shouldnt even be valued at over 1mill in the first place.

condos already dumping.

>> No.21715864

>>21715835
holy fuck I spit out my drink. Jesus Christ.

>> No.21715865

>>21715758
Every other morning around 9 fren, followed by immediate gains

>> No.21715869

>>21715740
Next week

>> No.21715883
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>>21715819
Same fren, big fomo.

>> No.21715897

>>21715835

>Hamburger eating mouthbreathers all fomoing into an over-priced stock
>USA NUMBA ONE

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>>21715703
>>21715736
Okay that's how.

>> No.21715948

>>21715555
It doesn't matter, your broker will take care of transferring the shares to you even if you buy after the ex-date. You think they are just going to halt trading for a week or something?

>> No.21715971

>>21715517
>>21715589
im gonna try buying 50 shares of AMD on the close of every red day this year and selling for $1/share profit on the average price, wash rinse repeat. i'll do this up to 500 shares. if i run out of gas i'll just wait until it goes up again.

there you go i solved the stock market.

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how high you guys think apple is going to get today?

>> No.21715993

I fully mentally prepared to be a TSLA bagholder for eternity. I know destiny doesn't want me to ever make it. Other anons who bought in late be prepared, we will always be losers who never make it.

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Applegang

>> No.21716001

>>21715862
Oh yeah condos are a shit show

I’m in NH Boston and even some NYC people are RUNNING up here. It’s rural and /pol/ approved. Prices keep going up but once the people with money are settled I’m ready to dump.

I bought a condo last year, painted it, sold it in June for 45% over what I bought it. It’s laughable

>> No.21716009

>>21715908
that was my point :^)

>> No.21716013

>>21715897
>be yuro
>be poor

>> No.21716023

>>21715555
If you buy shares on or after the Record Date but before the Ex Date, you will purchase the shares at the pre-split price and will receive (or your brokerage account will be credited with) the shares purchased. Following the split, you will receive (or your brokerage account will be credited with) the additional shares resulting from the stock split.

https://investor.apple.com/faq/default.aspx

>> No.21716033

>>21715865
this is what people do, they wake up in the morning and buy this thing because everyone else is going to buy this thing at 9 am and then they sell an hour later and do this constantly

>> No.21716061

>>21715391
They control most of the major media outlets which controls the narrative, along with a shit ton of people in powerful positions across the country, Biden could unironically tell everyone on camera that he will do everything he can to make China numbah 1 if he becomes president and the media would cover it up enough that it becomes a "conspiracy theory" in the mind of the american people. But this is why you should simply invest in China (make your portfolio diverse, 50% in China, 50% in USA) if Biden becomes president, their globalist economic agenda will only bolster China like it has done for the past few decades and as we all know with Obama, they don't give two shits if China abuses international laws to spread their influence and power

>> No.21716071

>>21715779
Based

>> No.21716089
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>>21715835
Well it's America.

>> No.21716092

CLSK dipping if anyone has been looking to add!

>> No.21716093
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>>21715992
"as fuck". I'm going to keep posting this every day until you guys like it, because history is about to repeat itself.

>> No.21716099

>>21716061

Fuck chinks.

>> No.21716112

Is the GRWG moon over?

>> No.21716122

>>21716033
Yup. swing trade it like a mofo

>> No.21716132

>>21716061
how did Trump ever beat Hillary, then?

>> No.21716154

>>21715835
>tfw UK
>tfw the best stock we have is a fucking Games Workshop Warhammer
>literal fucking plastic 60GBP per box
We are doomed.

>> No.21716170

whats happening to aapl bros

>> No.21716181

>>21716061
>>21716099

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55892jT06aI

>> No.21716187

>>21716092
this could be a good idea. i sold after a dip to 5.5 from 5.9 when i though the poomp was over. still made 150% gains but fml

>> No.21716190

A single usa tech stock will be worth more than europe in 10 years.

>> No.21716195

>>21715835
Tesla is worth more than Toyota.

Toyota has a war named after them
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toyota_War

It will take at least decade for Tesla to catch up to Toyota. If Toyota doesn't do anything.

And if you are value investing you should load up Porsche shares.

That said. Tesla is just going to infinity squeeze until SpaceX goes public.

>> No.21716219

>>21716132
enough people remembered who her husband is

>> No.21716223
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POTENTIAL TSLA SELLOFF, STEADY MEN

>> No.21716244
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>>21716154
wut?

>> No.21716248
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21716248

>Third day on real market
>One trade
>up 9.69%
Did I do good, anons?

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21716255

APPLE STOP GOING DOWN NOOOOOOO

>> No.21716260

>>21715835

>>21716154
Check Poland's highest market cap.
It's CD projekt Red.
If Cyberpunk flops the whole Polish stock market goes tits up, it's hilarious.

>> No.21716261

HODL

>> No.21716264

>>21716132
because they wanted it to happen.
>>21715841

>> No.21716270

>>21715948
Thanks, that's what I thought. Some guy on Stocktwits was trying to FUD me.

>> No.21716274

>>21716122
how much money can (((they))) pump into the system, how long can they pump it until all their leveraged money is used up?

>> No.21716277

>>21715367
You do know about the split right....? Hold, they haven't even started printing yet

>> No.21716278

>>21716089
i keep trying to tell people that you can't bet against america because a bet against america is a bet against the one thing we're autistically retard-strength good at: the US military. and as a result we will always be the world reserve currency and can print literally unironically infinite money and no one can stop us. so either we get to do this or literally everyone in the world fucking dies in a world war when someone like the chinks try to collect. or maybe they don't maybe we have some super secret alien tech we've been saving for just that sort of occasion, some star wars program shit that is just going to delete everyone else's nukes except ours, and we're going to fuck everyone in the ass while not getting blown up ourselves.

the point is USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

>> No.21716285

>>21716132
Silent majority was sick and tired of being called nazis for not wanting [mass media-approved thing]. The retards are literally doubling down and it's looking for grimmer this time for the dems. They've really learned nothing at all.
Another thing is that by hammering the "trump <1% win chance" shit, they convinced dems to not vote.

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Is TSLA worth buying right now for the split? I mean it seems very inflated but I'm having my doubts. I did get into AAPL last year at $190 and have a few shares with them (which I'm holding onto), but I'm feeling a little unnerved that I didn't grab TSLA before it got too big. Is TSLA really going to outperform the market even after it's split?

>> No.21716290

>>21716244
All these tanked hard and most of them never recovered since March.

>> No.21716297

put a comfy tsla stop @ 1950 and will safely sleep, dump all you want, joos.

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>>21716248
You did well anon.

>> No.21716307

>>21715056
Holy Mother of Based!

>> No.21716309

How is there not a single european company worth more than Tesla? I mean Nokia fucked up making phones that were unbreakable. They could have been apple, but their products weren't designed to be replaced. That's where the big fuck up was.

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Guys I'm tired. I've been wage cucking for 20 years, got my first job at 13 and have been working ever since. I just want it to stop. So tired....

>> No.21716318

>>21716244
>Astrazeneca
How much of that marketcap is in the NYSE ADR?

>> No.21716321

>>21715971
this is a cool idea

>> No.21716322
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21716322

KODAK DOING IT AGAIN!

BUY NOW!

>> No.21716324

>>21716093
What's the price? Also, back then they were still doing iPhone innovation stuff.

Now every phone is all the same desu

>> No.21716331

>>21716223
im holding at least until a couple of days before battery day, at LEAST. i haven't decided whether i'll just hold for a year+ or take my short term gains and put them into AAPL.

the split is guaranteed money in the bank, i honestly don't give a fuck what it does in the next month because ultimately it will be going up overall. screencap this.

>> No.21716332

>>21716288
Today I'd say, it just dipped right now if you wanna jump in.

>> No.21716345

>>21716322
lol thats nothing

>> No.21716356

>buy 350 shares of nvax 2 years ago for 2.25
>sell months later at 2.59 a share
>it’s worth like 150.00 a share now

I was that close to making it bros it hurts

>> No.21716359

>>21716288
Why are you eating chicken and waffles, you ain't black!?! I can tell because there's a book on your desk.

>> No.21716371

>>21716288
Is thay breakfast or dinner.... did you heat the waffle with the hair dryer? Wtf

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>>21716290
Makes it all the more an attractive investment for when this is all fucking over.
Check out LON:CINE for example, a potential gamble is that Cineworld survives all this and people do eventually start going back to the cinema (anecdotally I have a group of friends who are going to the cinema soon). It's currently trading at around 50p/share. It peaked at around 300p/share last year... a potential 500% return.

>> No.21716405

>>21716318
0% I think. Astrazeneca on LSE has market cap of 110.72B.

>> No.21716414

>>21716324
Doesn't matter because everyone needs the new iPhone either way and they shall HAVE IT

>> No.21716430

what happened to /pmg/?

>> No.21716431

WHY DOES KODK KEEP DOING THIS

>> No.21716434

TESLA BROS HOLD ME

>> No.21716438

>>21716248
in any other market i would say yes but this year has been incredibly easy for gain$

>> No.21716441

>>21716260

Holy shit you are not joking. Hearty kek.

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21716451

BABA just keeps going up. Get in on the Chinese Amazon now before it's too late.

>> No.21716458

>>21716321
it can't really lose because i guarantee you 100% guarantee you that it will at a minimum make new highs by the end of the year due to both the new xbox and new playstation using AMD chips. everything until then might as well just be noise. also AAPL stopped using intel chips iirc and you have Big Navi coming out soon.

what catalysts there will be next year idk but this much i know at least. i actually told everyone this sorta shit back during the covid crash, that it really didn't matter what price you bought in at, it would eventually make new ATH again if you waited. and look how right i was, you could have literally doubled your money. but this was back when i was a retard only doing day trading, i've learned better since then. now im just gonna buy aapl and buy tsla and hodl that shit for a long time, and swing trade AMD like i said and see how that goes comparatively.

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21716459

>>21714614
Anyone got puts on NIO?

>> No.21716463

>>21716288
Apple is an established company. So even if it drops, it will eventually recover.

Tesla is basically vaporware hype. There's an imminent rug pull.

Who wants to hold ATH heavy bags on spit balling?

>> No.21716467

>>21716375
You don't get it. UK has no gold reserves, no resources, little production, imports 50% of their food, it's a nation of Cafes and Pubs, they have debt as big as America per citizen but none of US Military Power or trade deals. UK is boned, Socialism has dismantles the greatest Empire of the last 1000 years in 2 generations.

>> No.21716493

>>21716430
/pmg/ is here >>21710874

>> No.21716495

>>21716260
>>21716441
my fucking sides, dude. keep us posted i want to know if this happens.

>>21716154
any more jokes

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21716502

>>21716431
That's what I'd like to know about it

>> No.21716506

>>21716430
They go stealth mode sometimes, ctrl F catalog and type "Bullion"

>> No.21716507

Anyone else too scared to check TSLA and just monitors these threads for the OOOs and AAAs?

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21716512

easy x3 on tsla for the future after stockplit

>> No.21716517

>>21716013

I'm Dutch and I am quite comfy actually:
>Way less retarted laws instilled by lobbyists
>Less crime
>No obesity epidemic
>EUR is appreciating in value vs the USD
>Don't need to take out a mortgage to go to the hospital
>Etc

Despite the endless progpogande your government spews out, USA is far from the best place to be on this planet.

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WTF IS WRONG WITH KODK

>> No.21716539

>>21716451
i'll consider it if biden wins. until then i don't trust chinks at all and trump is going to continue fucking with them so any day they might tank due to more US-China trade war shenanigans.

>> No.21716543

>>21716520
definitely jewish tricks

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>>21716414
I dunno man, I used to love apple and to jailbreak the phones out of principle. Now I just buy Samsung.

Basically a jailbroken iphone by default

>> No.21716558

>>21716512
I can't fucking wait to have 25 shares worth $2000 each in a few years.

>> No.21716559

FNGU is crazy but it scares me

>> No.21716561

>>21716520
schlomo at it again with the PnD

>> No.21716564
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21716564

Holy shit Ballard. This feels like the dude weed (when it was bullish).
>buy signal i buy
>next day no news plunge as much as -12%
>i immediately double my initial position as the rebound forms at about -7% intraday
>today +9% and maybe still climbing
>???
>yay?
That was a bart in to inverse bart on the hourly. Buy side volume looks good so i'm holding. Will skim off the double diwn amount soon as i don't want that much exposure.

>>21714922
Yes

>> No.21716565

>>21716459
No, I just got rid of 95% of my stake the other day, though.

>> No.21716568

>>21716512
Leaving most of my money in apple to try and buy a house in 2 years and now im thinking maybe I dont ever want to sell...

>> No.21716572

>>21716517
Ayy Dutch as well

>> No.21716589

>>21716467
You're probably right, and we'll have our proper Brexit soon. We've been through much worse times, and we'll do it again. Our world is following the yearly cycles of strong men -- good times -- weak men -- bad times. I think we all know where we are right now.
We'll see what happens I suppose. You basically just described our country as a nation of CONSOOMERS, which in our globohomo world is probably a good thing.

>> No.21716598

>>21716520
what is this pattern called? also why the FUCK do people trade this garbage instead of just buying TSLA and AAPL? why bother with that bipolar unpredictable shit when you could just make guaranteed gains with real companies everyone knows, who also currently have huge hyped up news currently?

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21716599

>div stock keeps paying its dividends
>stock price keeps going down
>lost 14% on the cost basis from the price falling

>> No.21716608

tesla wasn't supposed to stop at 2050 :(

>> No.21716613

>>21716548
the only thing I own with the apple name on it is stocks. Popular sentiment is all that matters

>> No.21716614

>>21716322
I love how every kodak pump and dump is getting smaller and smaller. I wonder if anyone fell for it 3 times in a row? now that would be special.

>> No.21716619

>>21716608

It’s lunch time nigger

>> No.21716623

>>21716520
IPO typically pnd's at open, and it was depressed hard because of the news. Now that this is all solved it's probably going to be mooning quickly to its "rightful start price" (probably in the 10-20 range), after which it should climb quickly (relative to normal stocks), with bonus growth due to corona "recovery" on top. Overall, I'd recommend buying some leaps right now.

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>>21716332
>>21716359
>>21716371
>>21716463

Thanks anons. Gonna stay the course and just keep my money in blue chips for now. Maybe some day I'll buy TSLA but it's just too pricey for me right now.

The book is for reading. No, I'm not black. I eat several times a day including in between meals because I get hungry (not that heavy only 362 lbs).

So quick question: what industry is TSLA considered to be a part of? Automotive? Just wondering for ETF profiles.

>> No.21716631

>>21715551
And the war machine. Little quiet on that front lately but this kind of relative peace time never lasts long.

>> No.21716640

>>21716599
retard

>> No.21716641

>>21716517
cope harder. The only reason you're allowed to exist is because we let you.

>> No.21716664

pls pump EWLL so I can exit and buy three more appl shares

>> No.21716691

>>21716599
divvy stocks are a scam. just buy AAPL it gives a small divvy and also is going to keep going way up in value instead of down.

>> No.21716692

>>21716641
just like you didn't want the Vietnamese to exist and yet they pushed you out with literal farmer weapons and tunnels?

>> No.21716694

So if I buy AAPL next friday, will those share get split or no?

>> No.21716728

>>21716628
>diet ginger ale

how fat are you? honest question.

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21716733

What is the best broker app?

>> No.21716737

>>21716641

>because we let you

Ok so then stop us you faggot.

>You can't

Oh I guess by 'we' you meant people who don't give a fuck about you (or me). I see. Guess we all need something to be proud about eh?

>> No.21716743

>>21716640
>>21716691
Except everything you retards suggest goes red the next day. There was some dumbass shilling GEVO yesterday.

>> No.21716747

TESLA OOOOOOOOOooooooooooooo

>> No.21716748
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21716748

I bought apple 500 calls for next friday earlier right before it started going down. how fucked am I?

>> No.21716757

>>21716733
wtf is a broker?

>> No.21716763

>>21716694
just buy AAPL now you fucking faggot you're just going to be buying in at a higher price then if you wait. how are people this fucking stupid?

>> No.21716766

>>21716692
Vietnam is now a capitalist factory country

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>>21716694
https://investor.apple.com/faq/default.aspx
nvmd answered my own question

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21716784

>>21716517
>>21716572
>be American and German
>Have tech job in US, pay is grades higher than germans
>bring assets and wealth with me to goymany

I've beat the system.

>> No.21716791

>>21716743
>don't buy for weeks after /biz/ suggests something
>it peaks, /biz/ says to sell
>decide to buy the top instead
>wonder why it's dipping
>blame /biz/
lol

>> No.21716792

>>21716628
>>21716728
He is a fat tranny, look at the hairdryer
>IMMM A GURL TEE HEE

>> No.21716797

>>21716733
TOS or Tasteworks for options
for stocks who gives a shit

>> No.21716800

>>21716628
>monmusu
Good taste anon, I...
>youtube
may your portfolios be red.

>> No.21716805

>>21716757
We'll never know.

>> No.21716808

>>21716743
im already up 5% in one fucking day but okay whatever you say dumbass

>> No.21716826

>>21716628
>what industry is TSLA considered to be a part of?
There is no answer to that question, some would say "Energy Company", others will say "Futurism Company" and boomers will say "Car Company". I don't think they even want to limit themselves to a single branch at this point.

>> No.21716837

Fucking npc’s love tech. Bright lights good!!!!!

>> No.21716844

>>21716826
cringe

>> No.21716848

>>21716766
probably would've become a capitalist factory country in <current year> like the rest of em without sending your 19 year olds to die in 20 minute firefights anyway
every socialist/commie country has had US covert operations and private military groups try and destabilize the leadership and economy lol

>> No.21716867

>>21716782
so as long as you buy before the ex date what is the fucking point of the record date?

>> No.21716870

>>21716692
Yeah the plan was never to exterminate all Vietnamese, keep coping though faggot. Full reliance on government = nation of cucks. Nice purchasing power btw

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>>21716837

>> No.21716875

>>21716784

Yeah you did well bro.

>> No.21716887

>>21716782
so big bump monday huh?

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21716893

>>21716844
>1 post by this ID

>> No.21716894

>>21714614
Greatest scam recovery the world has seen .

>> No.21716899

>>21716848
>probably would've become a capitalist factory country in <current year> like the rest of em without sending your 19 year olds to die in 20 minute firefights anyway

Hindsight bias.

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21716905

The one who said $GEVO would get me rich yesterday before close, where are you? I just wanna talk

>> No.21716917

>>21716826
how about innovation company? seems like that's their focus, coming up with new shit.

>> No.21716916

>>21716737
You're right. We actually don't even think about you. That's how irrelevant your country is. Remember it was you guys talking about how much "better" you are than the US. Yet that's blatantly false coping

>> No.21716927

>>21716837
Just fucking buy midwit, stop trying to pretend you're smart with fundamentals and trade the trend

>> No.21716929

>>21716848
I wasnt alive. Wasnt a we or you

>> No.21716936

>>21716692
Thats different. Since the end ww2 high command of us military has become disconnected with the real world or the militarys capabilities while at the same time becoming corrupt and working for govt contractors after "retirement". The dod isn't interested in winning wars or meeting objectives only inflating its budget.
Also france couldnt keep a colony in line and allowed a communist government to be established. A government under the protection of ussr and China.

>> No.21716942

You guys, i fucked up bad. I was shopping for credit cards with my bank and was prefilling an application and i accidentally hit submit!!!! I wasnt ready for the hard inquiry or to apply for the card. What can i do???

>> No.21716943

>>21716733
Amtrak

>> No.21716944
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DKNG FUCKING STOP DUMPING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SPORTS ARE GOING YOU BITCH LOOK AT THE NBA PLAYOFFS HIGH RATINGS YOU MOTHERFUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.21716945

>>21716375
I reckon the ftse will recover when the pound starts weakening. Right now it just makes more sense to be in cash since it's gaining more in buying power than stocks. Also the ftse 100 is filled with dead and crabbing divvie stocks that have no growth prospects, you be better off in the ftse 250.

>> No.21716948

>>21716917
>TSLA
>innovation
lol no

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>>21716728
As big as my gains.
>>21716826
Are there ETF's that are grouped into "futurism" categories? I know there are more specific ETFs that focus on specific sectors within a sector such as cloud-based companies. Kind of curious.

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21716961

>do something retarded
>its working

hahah I"m a genius

>> No.21716968

>>21716870
oh so you were just "letting them" stay alive then? KEK

>Nice purchasing power btw
meanwhile, the DXY

>> No.21716984

>>21716905
why trade penny shit when you can trade real companies that everyone knows and wants to own? it's just degenerate gambling.

>> No.21716985

>>21716945
yeah that's why I'm not holding anything at the moment, I wonder if Brexit will bless us with cheapies as well.

>> No.21716991

>>21716791
>>21716808
/biz/ isn't one person. Most of the people here intentionally give bad advice like buying KTOV as a meme.

>> No.21716995

>>21716958
>overwatch
Dropped

>> No.21717003

Should I short GEO since the democrats are letting all the tenants out?

>> No.21717009

>>21716991
KTOV went up what, 500% when it was shilled? Stop being retarded.

>> No.21717018

>>21716792
i'd be willing to bet money that he actually uses that hairdryer to reheat his food so his lazy ass doesn't have to get up and go to the kitchen.

>> No.21717022

>>21716958
are you a neet?

>> No.21717028

>>21716743
>Except everything you retards suggest goes red the next day.
???
>TQQQ all time high, turned 100k into 4 million in just 10 years
>tech still pumping sine march, as it always does
you're a stupid donkey and only idiots chase dividends

>> No.21717033

>>21717009
It's still shilled after the pump, retard.

>> No.21717037

can someone plz convince me to not my TQQQ for FNGU instead? is FNGU a god?

>> No.21717038

>>21716958
>plays overwatch
tranny confirmed

>> No.21717044

>>21716948
>self-driving EVs
>working on limited car AI
>using Starlink (a literal fucking swarm of satellites) to coordinate the entire Supply Chain without a need for a single driver
>drastically reducing the cost of everything due to a better and cheaper delivery flow
Correct me if I'm wrong, but no one in the history of this planet has ever attempted that on such a global scale.

>> No.21717057

>>21716991
true, but i think there's a huge difference between shilling penny stocks and telling you to buy AAPL and to buy TSLA before the forward splits, splits that are happening because the companies are just so fucking successful. huge fucking difference.

>> No.21717060

>>21716984
>it's just degenerate gambling.
Yes.jpg
But sometimes there are pennystocks that are from top-tier companies that mainstream people don't know about yet. Catch them and you get massive returns. That's really hard to do and still maintains a bad risk profile assuming you have the necessary expertise to be the judge of that, because quality of team and product are unfortunately not what decides success in the stock market.

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ITS THAT ALL YOU CAN DO BOBOS,?? PATHETIC, PREPARE FOR PAIN

>> No.21717088

>>21716958
>heating up the donut with a hairdryer
I don't know if that's autistic or genius.

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>> No.21717093

why is UMC dying?
literally no reason

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....am I g-g-gonna make it anon?

>> No.21717100

>>21716958
>diet
every time

>> No.21717102

>>21717022
too clean to be a neet

>> No.21717103

>>21716958
Explain the fucking hairdryer

>> No.21717105

>>21716936
sadly America has lost a good slice of its greatness along with most of the west. when your only choices for 2020 globohomo election are orange man and sleepy joe, you know something's wrong. good luck bros

>> No.21717118

>>21717057
>forward stock splits
You have any proof of that?

>> No.21717124

>>21716927
>t. ATH buyer

>> No.21717135

>>21716944
Sports are boomers and gen X fags. Millennials don't care/can't afford sportsball tickets and zoomers would rather watch their favorite blue haired twink stream fortnite than any sport.

>> No.21717138

>>21715629
>"omg anon that was what, like 15 years ago? Grow up! People learn from their mistakes, people grow, people change! Just a few months ago Kamila Harris was calling for voters to seriously consider the sexual harassment allegations against Joe Biden. But obviously she's seen the error of her ways and grown within only a matter of months! If a person can change so much in less than a year, how can you be surprised that Joe has become a better person in over a decade????????? BLACK. LIVES. MATTER."

>> No.21717141

>>21717060
i guess all im saying is i'd rather take the more or less guaranteed thing and put more leverage behind it rather than gamble on something that will likely fail and lose me a shitload no matter how long i wait. i'll take getting rich slowly but surely over getting rich quick but mostly likely losing it all any day of the week.

>> No.21717150

>>21715835
>Tesla is worth more than vw
>vw sells half the cars on the entire planet
>Teala not even 2%

>> No.21717151

>>21717100
Got to inhale that aspertame

>> No.21717152

>>21717044
Starlink is not tesla and is nothing new. Your fucking tv is the same shit as starlink.
Self-driving was neither started by tesla, nor advanced by tesla, nor have tesla made any breakthroughs in the field, nor are they state of the art.
Self-driving and AI are the same thing that you repeated twice because you noticed they don't actually do anything innovative.
EVs are not new and were not started by tesla. Tesla make some of the worst EVs out there with the most software and build problems. They have not innovated in this category, were not the first, and achieved no breakthrough or notable advances.
They did not reduce the cost of anything either.

>> No.21717172

>Buy 25 shares of KODK
>Refresh the page to make sure it went through; it did, with a price improvement of $0.10
>Click positions tab
>It's already up 2.67%
I wish I had bought 250 shares instead kek

>> No.21717175

>>21716797
>TOS or Tasteworks for options
Enjoy paying per contract. Robinhood chads do not have this problem

>> No.21717186

>>21717118
>https://www.tdameritrade.com/investment-products/trade-stocks/aapl-tsla-apple-tesla-stock-splits-2020.page

>> No.21717231

>>21717141
High leverage on mainstream stock has the same risk profile as pennies assuming a random walk, and since the underlying company is more likely to be solid, it's in fact safer as you note. But it's certainly not slower. Pennystocks, however, often crab for years, so if you know how to pick, they can at the very least be a store of value kind of deal in case of failure, while being a homerun upon success, with not too high a chance of failure. Kinda like SPACs. If you don't know how to choose it's just like far otm near-dated options on, say, KO.

>> No.21717261

>>21717152
>fast internet access literally anywhere
>nothing new
>Your fucking tv is the same shit as starlink.
top kek, gave me a good chuckle anon.

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>>21717186
cool.

>> No.21717292

>>21716916

>Remember it was you guys talking about how much "better" you are than the US

>'be yuro', 'be poor', 'Europeans BTFO', 'USA number one forever'

Again, I truly think that the fat American who's reading comprehension level is lower than that of Dutch guy isn't part of that 'WE' group you keep talking about.

YOU cannot influence shit. YOU cannot stop me. YOU are not part of that 'we group' you keep talking about. In fact those people who are in control are actively fucking over you much more than they are fucking me over.

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NAIL chads

>> No.21717309

>>21717261
It's really sad to see cultists like you even exist. Makes one think humanity was not meant to leave its primal barbaric state with such specimens running around now.

>> No.21717335

>>21717175
You get scalped on RH, I guarantee RH users pay more per contract on average than I do. They just don't see it on their balance sheet.

>> No.21717339

>>21717309
maybe I just want fast internet brah, did you ever consider that?

>> No.21717352

>>21717172
You're going to regret your decision in about 30 minutes.

>> No.21717384

>>21717305
Songs will be sang about NAIL one day

>> No.21717422

Who the fuck is buying GameStop right now.

>> No.21717423

Haha look at TSLA go!

>> No.21717437

>>21717422
Someone with a deathwish

>> No.21717476

>>21717152
This may be the single most unintelligent post I've read here.

>> No.21717496

Anyone buying F/OSK as a hedge for the WKHS bet?

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>>21717335
The average RH member can't read a balance sheet....or read for that matter unless its written in Ebonics desu

>> No.21717541

>>21717476
Only the first sentence is retarded

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We are at the new paradigm

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>>21717437
My puts man.

>> No.21717643

my KO calls went to shit this morning

>> No.21717683

>>21717629
You fucks said that with the bump a couple months ago.
Fuck you nigger.

>> No.21717701

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>> No.21717740

>>21717352
I only stand to lose <$200 so I dont give a shit

>> No.21717760

>>21717422
Too much short interest, the price can't fall because there's immediately a bunch of covering on every dip

>> No.21717807

>>21717292
cringe