/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.21709423]

futures red
friday
cute girls
nothing more

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market Words
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Stream
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://nhentai.net/tag/cowgirl/

>Free Charts
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
https://fintel.io/

>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

>>21704278

[Anonymous No.21709434]

lets do this sub machine gun general, NVDA to the moon today

[Anonymous No.21709458]

>>21709423
>>21709431
it expires today so I figure I might as well then sell it at open

[Anonymous No.21709463]

KTOOOOOV FUCKKK YEAA FINALLY
BUY BUY BUY

[Anonymous No.21709477]

>What the fuck is a broker?

[Anonymous No.21709479]

Surely Tesla will open red today

[Anonymous No.21709496]

Alright chiefs since the only person who replied when I asked last thread was an actual retard, how can I, with as little effort as possible, turn this spare change $700 into a thousand in 30 minutes today

[Anonymous No.21709503]

What is happening at DAX?

[Anonymous No.21709533]

USD pls

[Anonymous No.21709536]

>>21709479

[Anonymous No.21709537]

>>21709496
AEYE

[Anonymous No.21709545]

>>21709479
you're getting daily chuckles from me, thanks anon

[Anonymous No.21709560]

>>21709496
Unironically TSLA

[Anonymous No.21709562]

>>21709463
This retard thinks a reverse split is bullish.

[Anonymous No.21709566]

DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Why only coins? No.21709567]

>>21709434
Why would Nvidia ever go up ya tard? They're doing terribly

[Anonymous No.21709568]

>>21709458
do it baby

>>21709496
if you need ferocious gains fast, you'll have to use DOMSCUMM

[Anonymous No.21709572]

who's ready for all of the memes when the split happens and everyone acts like "HAHAHA IT FINALLY HAPPEN TSLA CRASHING"? man it's gonna be annoying as fuck...

[Anonymous No.21709595]

>>21709503
Disappointing European PMI (51.7 Vs 52.9 expected)

[Anonymous No.21709604]

>>21709562
WHAT SPLIT
YAHOO SAYS +850%

[Anonymous No.21709605]

>>21709423
I know we shouldn't buy at open but my funds transfer didn't settle in time yesterday for me to get all the apple I wanted. Im long holding so + - 10 dollars on entry matters less but... should I just market buy at open? Or wait longer

[Anonymous No.21709628]

>>21709423
SHLL bros give me a (You)!!!

[Anonymous No.21709653]

>>21709533
>EUR/USD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lvq0t0eQOG4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzEZ0i2ma8A

[Anonymous No.21709656]

>>21709604
Just kys

[Anonymous No.21709666]

>>21709605
With stocks like that for long hold market at open is fine. I’d still wait till the 30 minute initial feeding frenzy is over though.

[Anonymous No.21709674]

>>21709496
fcel

[Anonymous No.21709676]

>>21709656
HOW FUCKING UPSET ARE YOU LMAO

[Anonymous No.21709703]

>>21709604

[Anonymous No.21709708]

>>21709479
Every. Time.

[Anonymous No.21709710]

Is it too late to add to my Apple position.

[Anonymous No.21709712]

>>21709628
i'm not into shll but good luck mate, looking solid

[Anonymous No.21709713]

Thoughts on MARK?

[Anonymous No.21709717]

>>21709676

[Anonymous No.21709739]

>>21709666
Shit satan.... yeah it gapped up a few bucks yesterday morning and pretty much held though and I could see it pretty much steady greening through split at this point. I'll prob just buy and stop looking

[Anonymous No.21709754]

>>21709467
>>21709459

>What is theory vs practice

Stay poor nigger.

[Anonymous No.21709762]

I should come back on these HD calls right? I don’t understand why it keeps dropping, they beat earnings, had good guidance, DIY is huge right now, and storm season is approaching. Makes no sense

[Anonymous No.21709763]

>>21709710
not at all man aapl is a long hold

[Anonymous No.21709778]

futures recovering
we're close to turning green lads

SPX 3400 party back in sight

[Anonymous No.21709798]

ELON DEMANDS 2500
up 2% premarket

[Anonymous No.21709808]

Amen, that speech last night was beautiful. We know who the next president will be. It’s settled.

[Anonymous No.21709833]

Imagine not being all in on tsla right now. Its like u guys dont like to make money

[Anonymous No.21709842]

Based or cringe to wear this in public?

[Anonymous No.21709858]

>>21709604
NGMI

[Anonymous No.21709867]

>>21709713
Fuck Mark. Mark drank the last beer and never fucking buys beer of his own. Mark says "hey anon can i have a slice of your pizza?" Fuck you Mark get your own fuckin pizza

[Anonymous No.21709875]

>>21709798
>split shares
>normies still priced the fuck out
>price dumps as everyone takes profit
>Normies finally get it
>It goes to $1000 on Stimulus alone

[Anonymous No.21709887]

>She shorted TSLA

[Anonymous No.21709888]

>>21709842

If you’re tall and handsome go for it. If you’re short and/or ugly kys

[Anonymous No.21709897]

>TFW been trying to do stocks for 3 years
>TFW have nothing to show for it

Literally, I'm probably down around 2-3k.

I should just buy and hold dividend stocks.

[Anonymous No.21709913]

>>21709604
anon...... you must be trolling, no one is this retarded, right?

[Anonymous No.21709920]

>>21709808
I only wonder if he sniffed more cocaine than little girls in his life.

[Anonymous No.21709928]

>>21709842
>DOW

Did they throw that hat in when you bought 3 pairs of New Balance or something?

[Anonymous No.21709939]

>>21709875
If we get stimulus shortly after these splits. It's a wrap. We will have to resplit this year

[Anonymous No.21709942]

>everyone on WSB posting TSLA gains and /smg/ wont shut up about TSLA either

Shut the fuck up we know what’s going

[Anonymous No.21709955]

>>21709887
>women investing

[Anonymous No.21709960]

>>21709913
>>21709858
god you fucking insufferable newbabs

[Anonymous No.21709962]

>>21709567
lmao what a retard, i hope yuo're joking

[Anonymous No.21709963]

>>21709897
At that point you should just be buying and holding ETFs

[Anonymous No.21709992]

>>21709887
Even though I don't believe those retards having that kind of money, I will never understand why you would just sit on the position when you're already down like crazy. How hard is it to just follow a plan and limit your risk, fucking brainlets. Not to mention, shorting all time highs is retarded in itself

[Anonymous No.21709995]

if i hold tsla through the record date, and sell on monday, would i still get 5x the shares on the 28th? like how a dividend would process

[Anonymous No.21709998]

Official SHLL bag holder theme
https://youtu.be/kY27wmTZwyg

[Anonymous No.21710000]

>>21709942
Will you say the same after it splits and moons to $800 in 2 months? It's still not too late to hop in, Anon.

[Anonymous No.21710020]

>>21709628
Damn 29, I missed my chance to buy back in at 25. This is some crazy FOMO right now

[Anonymous No.21710033]

>>21709960
This is (you), fat baby retard

[Anonymous No.21710049]

>>21709628
Good luck dude, I got out accidentally at 19$ ngl kinda want back In but my hubris won't let me for missing the pump.

[Anonymous No.21710056]

>>21709995
Yes, you are registered for the dividend if you have any today at the market close, even if you sell on Monday next week.

[Anonymous No.21710065]

>>21709963

Shit probably, to be fair my losses come from weed stocks for the most part.

[Anonymous No.21710070]

>>21710033
the fuck is this pic

[Anonymous No.21710076]

>>21709995
No Tesla is recording the names of the holder. Your brokerage will handle moving the pieces after today so they end up in the right place come split day

[Anonymous No.21710078]

>>21709496
suck a dick

[Anonymous No.21710084]

Animeposting pilgrimage for /biz/ redemption

Is option buying good for some part-time income? Or should I keep my money in boomer stocks for growth over decades? I've made around 2k playing with Boeing, but I'm thinking that was more luck than anything

[Anonymous No.21710092]

>>21710049
I got back in with 410 shares at 20. I’m feeling the merger soon.

[Anonymous No.21710093]

>tsla 2045
it's gonna be a crazy race to 2100 today, isn't it

[Anonymous No.21710109]

>>21709928
kek. Maybe I’ll get a SPX 3500 instead

[Anonymous No.21710124]

futures still pumping into the green
bears feeling the pain

[Anonymous No.21710135]

HRRRRRNNNNNNNGGGHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.21710138]

>>21709942
TLSA is a shitcoin. Even with its own version of "HALVENING" memes with the split. It is pure manipulation but you make money on it as long as you aren't left out when the music stops.

[Anonymous No.21710142]

>>21709676
He finna bubblin

[Anonymous No.21710146]

>>21710093
absolutely
the option upward spiral is about to explode out of control. forcing everyone who sold retarded calls beyond 2000, to buy more and more tesla shares at whatever the market price is to cover

[Anonymous No.21710149]

>>21710093
I wonder if they try 2200 just for the hell of it, then down to 2100 so it's 420 after the split. Meme magic can't lie.

[Anonymous No.21710153]

Any other office wagies spend some days doing nothing but pretending to work and staring at lines all day? I kinda feel bad im getting paid for watching tsla

[Anonymous No.21710161]

>>21709960
Learn what a reverse split is and fuck off.

[Anonymous No.21710164]

>>21710076
>>21710056
>>21709995
In which technically yes Tesla will give you the shares. You will never see them because your brokerage will transfer them to the new holder of your sold share. You will not see the shares only the person you sold ya stocks too

[Anonymous No.21710168]

I’m poor as fuck and can’t make Tesla calls. Are call spreads still a solid option?

[Anonymous No.21710169]

>>21709808
>#TimeToSettle
lmoa

[Anonymous No.21710190]

>>21710084
Tbh if your profession is time demanding you'd better just going t.fagman and not risking options, if you're willing to spend an hour a day studying the market you could probably make some good options, but never with more than 5% of your net worth tbdesu, and as far as i've looked into it you need a pretty hefty sum to start making your losses insignificant on the long run

[Anonymous No.21710194]

>>21709897
Just buy MMP and forget about it

[Anonymous No.21710195]

clown market being propped up like weekend at bernie's

[Anonymous No.21710208]

>>21710124
beautiful but that drop earlier was fucking gay godamn gay europe

[Anonymous No.21710213]

>>21710153
I"m in info sec so half my day previously was just browsing 4chan so now I'm at least more productive with non work stuff.

I"m working from home tho so its more comfy

[Anonymous No.21710215]

>>21710161

[Anonymous No.21710216]

>>21710153
Yeah but my company is shit so I don't feel bad at all

[Anonymous No.21710226]

>>21710164
I love you guys

[Anonymous No.21710239]

>>21709710
on backwards

[Anonymous No.21710249]

>>21710195
does anybody else do this dance sometimes or is it just me? every time I think of the dumb cat I do that stupid whip thing

[Anonymous No.21710265]

Now that's a beauty, I'm 0.9% up and the market hasn't even opened yet.

[Anonymous No.21710276]

>>21710153
No retard you're the only one who does this get the fuck back to work

Nah just kidding that's what I'm doing too

[Anonymous No.21710288]

Is there even a reason to buy anything but FNGU?

[Anonymous No.21710293]

>>21710249
yeet

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.21710305]

I'ma sell all my KTOV at open, when you're up over 500% you take your gains.

[Anonymous No.21710312]

Short boomers, boomer stocks, and USD.
Long tech, shiny boomer rocks, digital zoomer rocks.

[Anonymous No.21710341]

>>21710305
Post your position

[Anonymous No.21710346]

>>21710312
>shiny boomer rocks
shill me some choices

[Anonymous No.21710351]

>>21710305
based profit taker

[Anonymous No.21710364]

>>21710341
he's trolling

[Anonymous No.21710367]

why does SABR have so much volume everyday? never heard of it before i noticed the volume charts

[Anonymous No.21710371]

GENTLEMEN, START YOUR ENGINES
good luck fellas, let's make it

[Anonymous No.21710384]

>>21710265

Absolute baller

[Anonymous No.21710389]

>>21710164
Basically there's gonna be a bunch of idiots complaining on 8/31 that they didn't get their stock dividend because they sold on monday and put it into something else

[Anonymous No.21710399]

Is Tesla gonna dip at open or just rocket to 2100

[Anonymous No.21710402]

>>21710305
>1:10 RS
>up
lol

[Anonymous No.21710408]

>>21710346
Buy physical. Don't get caught up in the jewish memes of paper silver it's not even worth it.

t. AGQ bag holder

[cotyfag No.21710409]

COTY is under $3.80(!)
earnings are next thursday

[Anonymous No.21710438]

Buy KTOV right now. Do not miss out on this moon mission from +800% to +1600%

[Anonymous No.21710442]

>>21709423
where are you placing your stop loss after today's gains?, -5%?

[Anonymous No.21710447]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.21710448]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.21710453]

>>21710399
It's anyone's guess. I'm hoping for the rocket to 2100, just bought a couple of shares right now

[Anonymous No.21710455]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.21710457]

>>21710399
zoom zoom straight to the moon

[Anonymous No.21710465]

>>21710438
It's not up 800%, it's down 7.5%. Fucking retard.

[Anonymous No.21710468]

>sell all my RKT shares
>use the proceeds to buy Aston Martin
>RKT shoots +15%
>Aston martin drops (15%)

This semen slurping sport is not for me lads

[Anomynous No.21710470]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.21710475]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.21710480]

>AAPL
>TSLA
Oh boy here we go again

[Anonymous No.21710482]

>>21710399
there is no dip, only moon now

[Anonymous No.21710508]

>>21710465
You've already missed +10%, feel free to step onboard any time

[Anonymous No.21710520]

>>21710470
>>21710475

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.21710524]

>>21710465
how could it be down? stocks only go up.

[Anonymous No.21710528]

<<He's here>>

[Anonymous No.21710535]

look at NVDA, we are going to a moon mission

[Anonymous No.21710548]

>markets open
>portfolio -0.03% on the day so far
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING. GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE MARKETS NOW

[Anonymous No.21710558]

is there anyone more salty than a S&P short selling jesus christ

[Anonymous No.21710566]

>>21710169
top kek

[Anonymous No.21710570]

so who will go for apple and tesla stockies after split?

[Anonymous No.21710585]

>MGM
Come on, break me even, you slut.

[Anonymous No.21710589]

AMDCHADS WE BE RYZEN THE FUUUCK UUP!!!!

[Anonymous No.21710602]

Imagine being bearish at all in the past 3 months lmao

[Anonymous No.21710619]

2100 dollar waiting room

[Anonymous No.21710624]

>>21709423
How have I done for my first week bros? Sold my call this morning but holding tesla

[Anonymous No.21710625]

>>21710570
at this point its the only option if you havent bought in before these clown prices

[Anonymous No.21710630]

>>21710408
>dont get to watch my fidelity number go up
how am i supposed to get my dopamine shots

[cotyfag No.21710641]

>>21710589
holy fuck what a wild ride

[Anonymous No.21710647]

Market crash today

[Anonymous No.21710654]

tsla 3.2% LMAO

[Anonymous No.21710668]

digits and AAPL hits $500 before the split

[Anonymous No.21710673]

>>21710570
get them right now before the split

[Anonymous No.21710681]

>>21710647
these woman look almost 30, what the fuck

[Anonymous No.21710688]

>>21710654
The prophecy must be fulfilled. 420 after split.

[Anonymous No.21710694]

SHLL over 30

[Anonymous No.21710693]

LOOK AT THAT TSLA VERTICAL TOP KEK FML MY CASH TRANSFER TO BROKER IS STILL PROCESSING FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[Anonymous No.21710695]

>>21710647
god I hate women

[Anonymous No.21710696]

>>21710389
People can't be dumb enough to think they just four free shares right? They literally can't be

[Anonymous No.21710713]

>>21710624
sick, I just made my first single trade profit over $150 a few days ago on tsla

[Anonymous No.21710726]

>>21710673
>just fomo buy at ath bro

[Anonymous No.21710728]

>>21710681
That's not real grey hair dumbass

[Anonymous No.21710729]

>>21710438
He really is this retarded.

[Anonymous No.21710734]

>>21710668
reroll

[Anonymous No.21710743]

I just woke up from a dream where I was watching CNBC. On CNBC there were people from NYSE clapping, and CNBC also had coverage of other places of the world, UK, France, Shanghai, Moscow, and Brazil, celebrating TSLA who had just reached $3000.

[Anonymous No.21710755]

Apple to 490 today?
We really are hitting 500 pre-split, holy shit..

[Anonymous No.21710762]

>>21710728
no one thinks it is. still look old as fuck.

[Anonymous No.21710763]

Anyone holding GDLC?

[Anonymous No.21710764]

>>21710728
it's because of the amount of makeup and falling assets you retard

[Anonymous No.21710766]

>>21710734
third time is the charm.

[Anonymous No.21710775]

The new bitch on CNBC sucks.
>"Instagram photos!"
>"Can't wear lipstick with a mask, I can attest!"
>"It's pumpkin spice latte season, hehe!"

[Anonymous No.21710793]

I have 300 dollars to fuck around with. What's the latest /smg/ memestock.

[Anonymous No.21710794]

> SHLL
Man what happened to SHLL this week? Not that I'm complaining.

[cotyfag No.21710797]

i have $2,600 to invest what do

[Anonymous No.21710798]

>>21710668
I don't think we need digits to know that

[Anonymous No.21710800]

TSLA 2100
AAPL 500
EOD

[Anonymous No.21710805]

>holding only 1 share of TSLA
What else should I get into?

[Anonymous No.21710812]

Good long term hold I should look into?

[Anonymous No.21710816]

>>21710726
Do you not see the implications of Apple being 120~? It's going to skyrocket after the split.

[Anonymous No.21710819]

>>21710693
>he didn't bought TSLA at a fair price of 2000 American Dollars when he had a chance

[Anonymous No.21710823]

>>21710726
Thanks for saying that all week. See you at 2100 and 500 today....

[Anonymous No.21710829]

Alright bros, I am a retard zoomer brandnew robinhood invester. If I buy partial shares in TSLA to slake my dopamine thirst, what will happen to those after the split? Will I just be liquidated or will a 1/5 share become whole?

[Anonymous No.21710831]

Buy the dip.
>>21710775
fuck you bitch Leslie is a cutie.

[Anonymous No.21710836]

>>21710793
tsla
>>21710800
ayup

[Anonymous No.21710839]

>>21710764
>>21710764
also the expert and experienced movements of her ass. you can tell at the end she has cock riding experience of super slut

[Anonymous No.21710840]

>>21710800
DIGITS CONFIRM

[Anonymous No.21710841]

I FINALLY CAN DAYTRADE NOW THE REAL MONEYS GONNA COME IN BROS WOOOOOO TESLA CALLS FOR DAYS NIGGGAAAA

[Anonymous No.21710844]

>go to boomers sites like investing dot com
>TSLA shorting everywhere
>go to German forums and news sites
>same thing
I'd be rich if I could get $1 for every seething TSLA bear

[Anonymous No.21710855]

I have diarrhoea from eating Italian yesterday

[Anonymous No.21710856]

>>21710812
AAPL

[Anonymous No.21710865]

>>21710668
>>21710766
confirmed I guess

[Anonymous No.21710880]

>>21710800
Sir, that's to you.

[Anonymous No.21710885]

>>21710681

30 isn’t old women slut out at 50+. Also they look Hispanic they have a really stupid childish sense of humor in general

[Anonymous No.21710906]

>>21710841
Hope you make it anon :)

[Anonymous No.21710918]

>>21710729
Didn't it just reverse split today?

[Anonymous No.21710932]

Is this it? Was the start of the gentle rug pull this week? We are tugging on it gently, one day out of nowhere the Jews will pull it hard

[Anonymous No.21710937]

Fuck I got marked as a pattern day trader....

[Anonymous No.21710952]

just bought 5 appl at $481

[Anonymous No.21710967]

>>21710906
bro pls never post this image here again during market hours
you will curse us all to massive losses

[Anonymous No.21710968]

>>21710647
I wish I was that bear

[Anonymous No.21710976]

18 mins until my margin call deadline and still none the wiser as to what the fuck caused it
there's nothing I can do to clear it either just gonna wait and see

[Anonymous No.21710977]

>>21710797
what do you think

[Anonymous No.21711004]

>>21710937
How? Doesn't your brokerage warn you after the 2nd day trade?

[Anonymous No.21711007]

horsies I don't feel so good

[Anonymous No.21711011]

>>21710952
It'll hit $500, just sell when it hits that

[Anonymous No.21711012]

>>21710816
>>21710823
see you after the split when all the robinzoomies need to liquidate to pay rent without their stimulus checks

[Anonymous No.21711042]

>>21710967
i only curse tqqq to green

[Anonymous No.21711056]

>>21710800
the fucking DIGITS my man

[Anonymous No.21711058]

>TSLA pumps and crabs at the top Part III

[Anonymous No.21711062]

>KTOV
The shills were right. That was the last chance to get it below 0.7
Until the next reverse split anyway

[Anonymous No.21711075]

tesla is killing smg :/

we need a tesla general containment thread everyone owns tesla already lets talk about aomething else???

[Anonymous No.21711078]

>>21710952
I bought 14 at 480 and 5 at 469 yesterday. Fucking s3ttled funds bullshit keeping me from my gains

[Anonymous No.21711089]

>>21711004
I have it turned off, I'm allowed 3 trades and I forgot about an option from early in the week. Oh well, now I have to wait 90 days. I'm just gonna all in Tesla today.

[Anonymous No.21711092]

>>21710952
>>21711011
Or hold after the split and then you'll have 25 apples at $500 when it builds back up in the next 2 years.

[Anonymous No.21711095]

Should i dump IVR or keep bagholding?

[Anonymous No.21711112]

>>21711042
that works

[Anonymous No.21711117]

>>21710937
What does this do?

[Anonymous No.21711124]

TQQQ closing red today confirms TQQQ green on monday. Closing green today only confirms green on monday.

[Anonymous No.21711132]

Is this what it feels like to be a degenerate?

[Anonymous No.21711136]

Manufacturing PMI and services PMI major beats lads!!!

[Anonymous No.21711138]

>>21711075
money is killing smg :/

we need a money general containment thread everyone owns money already lets talk about aomething else???

[Anonymous No.21711144]

>>21711075
Let us have fun, Anon. I've been so depressed in March, look how nice and green everything is. I know it can't last forever, but let us enjoy this moment.
Or better yet, buy today and watch it pump next week for the Split FOMO.

[Anonymous No.21711151]

What’s his ultimate plan now that Apple is the largest company in the world by market cap, leading Saudi Arabian Oil?

[Anonymous No.21711171]

>>21711075
I just bought 2 shares of Tesla, speaking of which.

[Anonymous No.21711174]

>>21711112
>>21711042
I want to long Aru-chan.

[Anonymous No.21711175]

>>21710812
aapl tsm amd nvda

[Anonymous No.21711176]

FUCKING STOP TEASING ME CLSK AND JUST GO UP

[Anonymous No.21711178]

>>21711117
Can’t trade for 90 days.

[Anonymous No.21711184]

>>21711092
>>21711078
>>21711011
also three more shares of AMD @ $83 to add to the 6 i had
buy high sell low

[Anonymous No.21711189]

>>21710918
Yup, 10 times less shares, and it's down 6% on open after already halving in price from the reverse split announcement.

[Anonymous No.21711203]

SHLL BROS..........

[Anonymous No.21711206]

>>21711151
he's probably going to suck some dick and have buttsex with men

[Anonymous No.21711208]

>>21711124
Simple as

[Anonymous No.21711216]

>>21711012
They probably own 0.134563443 TSLA, you think the market gives a fuck?

[Anonymous No.21711229]

>>21711138
the point is theres no insight in 100 posts spamming Tesla bull!!! all in!!! might as well be reddit at this point

[Anonymous No.21711234]

what should I put calls on bros? made a bunch on apple call today

or mayble I'll just sit today out and wait till monday

[Anonymous No.21711235]

DPST bro let's fucking gooooooooooooooo

[Anonymous No.21711251]

Is that a cup and handle forming on CLSK?

[Anonymous No.21711252]

Guys my gf just walked up behind me to rub my shoulders and I had my account balance up...

[Anonymous No.21711257]

>>21711075
buy in and you'll feel the hype

[Anonymous No.21711261]

>could've bought RKT at 20
Why is RKT going up a dollar a day now when they've said it's overvalued.

[Anonymous No.21711280]

>Aug 28 $3500 Call TSLA

[Anonymous No.21711283]

>>21711234
more appl calls desu

[Anonymous No.21711284]

great late summer / early autumn weather both usa and europe! long live global warming!

munchen 33 degrees celcius / 92 F
berlin 36 degrees / 96 F
california 42 degrees C /
TOkyo too people say very hooot 35C / 95 F

[Anonymous No.21711296]

>>21711252
bro...

[Anonymous No.21711299]

>>21711283
they're kind of expensive now tho

[Anonymous No.21711302]

>>21711144
>>21710800
Blessed friday confirmed

[Anonymous No.21711310]

>>21711257
who hasnt bought in? thats not the point lol i can go stocktwitz for mindless spam

[Anonymous No.21711312]

>>21711252
Shouldve immediately starting humoing her like a dog in heat

[Anonymous No.21711319]

>>21711296
it was innocent and even just a nice gesture but now the damage has been done.... what do I do?

[Anonymous No.21711334]

>>21711252
she's gonna have the baby rabies tonight, anon, be ready for the leg lock

[Anonymous No.21711338]

>>21711132
No THIS is what it feels like to be a degenerate.

[Anonymous No.21711339]

>500 >2100 the magic numbers

[Anonymous No.21711344]

>>21711319
how much is in the account

[Anonymous No.21711351]

Should I get an apple leap after the split?

[Anonymous No.21711358]

>>21711334
AHHHHHHH
>>21711312
I've never humo before how do I do that

[Anonymous No.21711364]

kinda wanna buy an eom $500 apple call

[Anonymous No.21711392]

>USPS Hearing
>DeJoy explains what's going on with the post office changes
>BUT WHAT ABOUT LITTLE SALLY JAMESON SHE HAD ASTHMA AND HER MEDS WERE 2 DAYS LATE HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THAT HUUUUUUHHH?
>BUT OLD MAN BRIAN IS A VETERAN AND HIS BACK PILLS CAME LATE
This is Karen-tier complaining. Just mention WKHS and PBI already so I can shut this shit off

[Anonymous No.21711408]

>>21711261
I bought at 19 and sold at 24. It might have been worth holding until earnings but I'm happy with 25% gainz

[Anonymous No.21711411]

For anyone interested in buying SHLL don't buy at open, it's always a pump followed by crab down, if you want easy money sell at open buy at close.

[Anonymous No.21711414]

>>21710800
Slow and steady wins the race. Where are the people from April who doubted TSLA?

[Anonymous No.21711415]

CONGRESS IS VOTING ON THE 25 BILLION DOLLAR BILL FOR USPS TODAY OR TOMORROW HORSE BROSSSSSSSS THIS IS BIG. THIS IS THE BILL THAT HAS 6 BILLION IN FUNDING FOR EV INFRASTRUCTURE

[Anonymous No.21711435]

>>21711229
BUT BRO MY HECKIN TESLARINO IS UP 3%

[Anonymous No.21711449]

>>21711415
no it isn't
that money is already budgeted and set aside

[Anonymous No.21711464]

>>21711415
bought some horse this morning, are they getting anything out of this deal or get fucked?

[Anonymous No.21711472]

>GDX and GOLD both down 3%
AAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WHY WHY WHY

[Anonymous No.21711483]

>>21711415
That money has been earmarked already retard.

[Anonymous No.21711484]

>>21711392
what kind of retards would trust the mail with their fuckign life saving medicine? what if somebody steals it lmao

[Anonymous No.21711486]

>buy TSLA
>buy AAPL
>wait

wow all this time i've been spending learning about price action and volume patterns and risk management and TA, and it's really just this easy, huh?

[Anonymous No.21711487]

>>21711344
Only like 15k I am young and thats like 2/3 of my net worth tho. The rest I keep liquid for emergencies I don't want her to think I can afford the dumb shit she wants she's terrible with her finances

[Anonymous No.21711488]

>everyone talking non stop about apple and Tesla
I just bought some DIS and MSFT

[Anonymous No.21711494]

>>21709533
The whole SPY meme is based on uncle Powell printing USD

[Anonymous No.21711496]

aapl will correct to $440 today send it

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.21711501]

>>21711415
USPS has enough funding through next year, they better kill this fucking bill.

[Anonymous No.21711528]

>>21711488
If I could pick up MSFT at 200-205 I'd be happy

[Anonymous No.21711536]

CVS has been outperforming during it's last 2 quarters yet is still crabbing. Buy?

[Anonymous No.21711537]

>>21711488
to be fair those are also very safe bets but im pretty sure they don't have the hype right now. let me know when they forward split and i'll buy them too.

[Anonymous No.21711548]

Nasdaq unironically due for w correction

[Anonymous No.21711553]

>>21711486
Buffett said that a fair price for an amazing company is worth it. Hold for 5 years and use that money for your mortgage.

[Anonymous No.21711566]

>>21711496
Please

[Anonymous No.21711567]

>>21711472
imagine buffett's face right now

[Anonymous No.21711585]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qMmxutVcSs

what do you guys listen too while working/trading?

[Anonymous No.21711592]

>>21711472
>betting against the dollar

[Anonymous No.21711603]

>>21711486
Pretty much, once you learn to stop going against the market your losses melt away.

[Anonymous No.21711609]

>>21711415
EVs are too dangerous to let them drive themselves. They would need specific roads that only EVs go, not public roads. Only thing AI on Car cameras should do right now is they could automatically drive when in traffic jams, that would be safe and help people. Now currently tesla drivers etc. all need to watch constantly the wheel and road in case
something goes horribly wrong, it's almost easier just to drive by yourself than trying to trust Car drive for you

[Anonymous No.21711616]

Everyone talking about Tesla while I bought Bank of America calls at the bottom yesterday and it's up 10% already, and they are LEAPs.

Oh just me.. okay.. :(

[Anonymous No.21711620]

>>21711528
It was 200 not too long ago. Everyone says the same shit when something pumps.

“If I could get it for less than it is right now I’d be happy”, of course you fucking would.

[Anonymous No.21711622]

>>21711566
when can i watch this guy live? he is my hero.

[Anonymous No.21711639]

>>21711585
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mS6d89z7GMY

[Anonymous No.21711688]

>>21711616
i have BAC 25.50 puts expiring today, i'll see you when it pumps next week and we make fat gains

[Anonymous No.21711693]

Oh BABA chads I like what I see

[Anonymous No.21711711]

>>21711496
Nah it's too precious to let it go.

[Anonymous No.21711712]

>>21711487
How bad with finances exactly? and how long have you been together without her knowing your net worth? I probably couldn't live with the paranoia, especially if there's a definable change in behavior.

[Anonymous No.21711713]

SILJ is my greatest blunder. Do I just cut losses at 10% to get settled funds back more quickly? Or hold it til im less fucked

[Anonymous No.21711722]

>Win back the money I made from gambling options by gambling options
T-thanks Apple

[Anonymous No.21711745]

>>21711639
Based and acepilled

[Anonymous No.21711795]

>SNE literally the only red thing on my portfolio so far

Fuck you gooks

[Anonymous No.21711809]

I bought Tesla, now we gettin' bogged boys. I killed Musk, enjoy.

[Anonymous No.21711810]

>>21711712
shes like 2k in the bank at age 29 bad at finances. She knew how much I had in the bank though because of corona and everything I got furloughed for a month and she was like Ooooooo fugg are you okay and i told her I could last a year pretty easily. Basically she knows how much I have but it terrible at maintaining hers. Considerably better over the last year we have been together though

[Anonymous No.21711835]

Okay so whoever missed Tesla call train, what's our next move?

I'm thinking of AMC LEAPs when they tank after the August 20 re-opening comes out with news that "record # of people infected with coronavirus after attending AMC theater reopenings" then buying the dip on that news.

[Anonymous No.21711841]

Every time someone is taking profits from TSLA I wonder if this is the sell off that will drop the price by $500 in a day...

[Anonymous No.21711847]

>AMD pumps just to plummet right back down to red
Fucking piece of shit

[Anonymous No.21711855]

Is tesla getting bogged?

[Anonymous No.21711858]

>>21711795
Whats a gook?

[Anonymous No.21711880]

>>21711855
It better be

[Anonymous No.21711881]

>>21711620
MSFT has consistenly been a good swing trade at 200 my man idk what you talking about

[Anonymous No.21711885]

>>21711810
What does she do for work anon?

[Anonymous No.21711899]

>Buy TSLA
>It immediately tanks

Why am I the worst trader in the fucking world

[Anonymous No.21711906]

>>21711810
>shes like 2k in the bank at age 29 bad at finances
bro what the FUCK
she's so old lmao

[Anonymous No.21711916]

>NVDA same price as aapl
split when

[Anonymous No.21711929]

>>21711885
>inb4 bank

[Anonymous No.21711930]

boomers on investing.com are fucking going all in shorting tesla, they will suffer

[Anonymous No.21711934]

>>21711855
There are people who'd rather die than see it hitting $2100 today. Some of that is healthy profit-taking, but some is also spite.

[Anonymous No.21711936]

>>21711899
it's not you, it's the bogdanoffs

[Anonymous No.21711946]

>>21711932
>>21711932
>>21711932
>>21711932

new thread

[Anonymous No.21711947]

In the next thread I have a fun story for you all

[Anonymous No.21711948]

>t. fagman pumping so hard even eu markets start going back up
Based

[Anonymous No.21711956]

Was that the top for AAPL?

[Anonymous No.21711958]

I have about $45k sitting in an Ally savings account

I was thinking of setting as ~5 for emergency and investing the 40 remaining.

what would you do with it if you were me?

[Anonymous No.21711964]

>>21711885
HR shit. She's a bit silly with finance but really good with people and has moved up really fast. She's gotten like 3 promotions in maybe 18 months, but thats still not a ton of money cause HR

[Anonymous No.21711966]

lmao at the bears shorting tsla
NICE TRY KEKS

[Anonymous No.21711969]

What are the best indicators for silver/gold futures? I am using wave trend and bollinger bands

[Anonymous No.21711971]

>>21711899
>Buying tsla right now
Retard.

[Anonymous No.21711972]

>>21711930
What is the deal with boomers ruining everything. Theyre such fucks id like to shoot each and every one

[Anonymous No.21711985]

>>21711956
500, next year after the split.

[Anonymous No.21711986]

>>21711810
> 2k in bank at age 29
Holy shit how? Hearing about normals names me feel so much better about myself.

[Anonymous No.21712003]

>>21711906
not for me lol. I just turned 29 this week

[Anonymous No.21712004]

>>21711810
Honestly that sounds salvageable, as long as she doesn't have maxed out credit cards and constantly bugs you to buy her the newest apple product.

[Anonymous No.21712008]

>>21711934
>>21711899
I'm waiting for the monster green dildo like yesterday to eat everyone aliveeeee and then get back off to the races

[Anonymous No.21712013]

SAY IT WITH ME, TRUE CHADS

I. WILL. NOT. BUY. TSLA.
IT'S. TOO. EASY.!!!!!

[Anonymous No.21712024]

>>21711972
Imagine you think you know absolutely everything there is to know about the stock market, you ride the good economy bull run for years and suddenly this new company appears out of nowhere and makes you look like a complete fucking moron. It's just hatred because TSLA makes them feel like they've always been wrong.

[Anonymous No.21712040]

>>21711810
>2k in the bank at age 29 bad at finances
Does she have a family? I refuse to believe she only has 2k at that age. Has to be 30k even if she's bad at managing money

[Anonymous No.21712048]

>>21710409
>Beauty company
>In a world of masks and separation
Earnings are gonna be bad

[Anonymous No.21712083]

is TQQQ ever going to dip again or should I just buy some now

[Anonymous No.21712095]

>>21712003
You could easily find a 20-22 year old. Drop her, she’s worthless.

[Anonymous No.21712117]

>>21711899
You’re still going to make money. Boomers are trying to tank it, but they won’t stop the zoomer flood next week.

[Anonymous No.21712152]

>>21712083
TQQQ always has scary dips. Don’t FOMO in at the top.

[Anonymous No.21712155]

what happened to the anon who made his portfolio 80% BLNK yesterday

[Anonymous No.21712156]

>>21711958
Do it now and you’ll go to the moon

[Anonymous No.21712163]

>>21711841
That comes later.
People don't realize how easy we have it. Permabulls and people wrapped up in politics think there won't be a second "crash" because of corona. The reality is that those at the top have profited greatly from this if they played their cards right. Those who didn't want a shot, and those who did will be more than happy to do so again. All we have to do is pay attention, sell, and buy back at sub 100 when the clueless boomers and greedy zoomers panic sell without intent or guts to buy back in.

[Anonymous No.21712201]

>>21712004
Nah luckily her ccs are paid off. Her senpai mooches her shit too and she falls for it so that's some of it. Otherwise she just has school debt which will be fine eventually. She did ask if I'd buy our new couch if I "won big at stocks" earlier this year and I gave her a solid bonking for that and she's never said anything so silly since then so overall she's on the uptick I guess
>>21711986
Parents don't teach their children to live without in order to prepare for the future anymore its fucking alarming dude
>>21712040
I'm talking about available liquid cash not net worth including retirement accounts etc.
>>21712095
Yes I could and ive done that and they annoy the fucking shit out of me

[Anonymous No.21712259]

>>21712163
There are a lot of people out there who got burned so fucking bad with BTC in 2017 that they've never touched Crypto again. I predict the same here, it will eventually tank, but only those who time it will buy the bottom. Zoomers are easy to predict at least, you can plan accordingly.

[Anonymous No.21712353]

>>21710585
Wtf we're actually up so far today?
I'm at -3.16% total now :)

[Anonymous No.21712574]

>>21709477
It’s the guy that you send 1 Bitcoin to and he sends 2 back