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All these Morpheus memes spammed onto /biz/ just got me in the mood for a Matrix marathon. I pulled out my first edition signed copy of The Matrix & dusted her off.
After giving away my TV to a camgirl hoping she would say my name, my only device to watch my first edition signed copy of The Matrix on was my computer.

I've never put my first edition signed copy of The Matrix into my computer before and I noticed a hidden folder... That's normal right? Wrong. Something felt ominous about this folder that I found on my first edition signed copy of The Matrix. Especially since it was called the truth.

But ominousness aside, it must just be the Wachowski's having a bit of fun.

Now upon opening the sole file contained in the hidden folder on my first edition signed copy of The Matrix, I couldn't believe my eyes.

Are the Wachowski's fucking serious? I didn't even buy this stupid flow shit and they're fucking with me? Is this because I didnt buy under $1.5? God fucking damnit. I can't believe the Wachowski's made me Flowmo in at $1.7. At least I'll receive a 1% daily surge of Flow into my wallet automatically at 22 UTC. So that's not too bad I guess. Not to mention $14 is FUD.

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>>21707612
Gave me a hearty chuckle. Been watching FLOW for the past few days and I might as well jump in and grab my bags

>> No.21707824

Did you know that based dev Morpheus is a play on the name Orpheus, anon? Orpheus was the very first mythical Poet in Greek literature. It was said he invented singing.

So... with that said, maybe FLOW is the very first true store of value token.

Ground floor, no ico, no presale, no whales, dipped from from swingies NOW, price will rise 30% minimum within the next 6 hours.

GET ON THE NEBUCHADNEZZAR ANON

>> No.21708050

These links really helped me flowmo in before $2:


Website: https://flowprotocol.io

Coingecko: https://www.coingecko.com/en/coins/flow-protocol

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>>21707612
> The tranny trilogy
Kek

>> No.21708209

>>21708149
It’s 2020 anon. Everything is about trannys now. Get with the program and start your HRT transition NOW

>> No.21708210

We are in luck! There is a small dip happening right now. Cheap FLOW tokens for all. Won't last long....

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>>21708209
Honk honk

>> No.21708331

>>21707612
bullish af

>> No.21708339

>>21708149
it wasn't. they've just since decided it is now.

>> No.21708396

What a shitty and terrible thread.