$COOMER COIN GENERAL - MIDNIGHT PAMPED STROKE EDITION

[Anonymous No.21701764]

COOM WITH US IF YOU WANNA BE FILTHY RICH
>https://coomer.cash/
>https://coomer.cash/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/whitepaper.pdf
The first Flash-Mintable Tokens (ERC20) filled with regret:
>https://coomer.cash/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/whitepaper.pdf

Assuming you're totally new to crypto:

>create an account on your exchange (on coinbase, be sure to set up the Google authenticator)
>buy ETH on coinbase with USD or EUR whatever fiat currency you own
>download the Google chrome/Firefox extension called Metamask (https://metamask.io/))
>create a wallet
Wallet in which you'll send the ETH previously bough. Store and don't share your seed phrase with anyone. Use a strong password.
>send/withdraw the ETH you bought on coinbase to your metamask wallet
Once you've received your ETH, go here to buy:
>https://app.uniswap.org/#/swap?outputCurrency=0x2f3e054D233c93C59140c0905227c7C607c70cbb

Charts:
>https://www.livecoinwatch.com/price/CoomCoin-COOM
>https://www.dextools.io/app/uniswap/pair-explorer/0x8beb1d95be9004bd139bc74c4d44156909890982

BE A SEALMEN DIVER
>10K: Private COOMER
>50K: COOMtenant
>100K: First COOMtenant
>200K: COOMptain
>500K: MajorCUUM
>1Mil: CUUMlonel
>2mil: Brigadier COOMERral
>10mil: Major COOMERal
>20mil: BLUE BALLS General
>100mil: General of the Sperm Armies

STACK COOM - SPERM COUNT:
>2.1M or higher - Sharkbull Ejaculord
>2.1M - Chad Sperm Whale
>1M to make it bonus prego waifu
>100k suicide sperm count
>0 non coomer ngmi infertile cuck

It's not a scam, it's a plan. Remember, you are now in clownworld. The world you knew before is gone. This is the reason I invest in COOM. I'm done trying to outsmart clownworld, so let's outdumb it. When in clownworld, act like the clowns. So Welcome to COOMworld, put on your red rubber nose and buy COOM. Every great project must be born. And birth can't happen without COOM. So why don't you pull up a milking chair and give us a tug.

SOON
https://www.coingecko.com/en/coins/coom-coin

[Anonymous No.21701801]

>>21701764
WAITING FOR MY COOMIES TO ARRIVE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.21701865]

>>21701764
>imagine actually thinking you can make money out of this memecoin

[Anonymous No.21701889]

>>21701865
>he doesn't know

[Anonymous No.21701916]

>>21701764
Not even enough volume to PnD this shitcoin. I could maybe make a single ETH from this sinking scam. Bite the bullet and sell retard.

[Anonymous No.21702353]

>>21701916
>imagine believing eternal hodling
>imagine not taking profits plus the initial investiment of the early entry
>imagine not riding the surpluss pumping and dumping all the way to Blue Balls level
NGMI

[Anonymous No.21703086]

>>21701916
kek, stay poor retard

[Anonymous No.21703174]

If this does not make 0.01EOM I'm done with /biz/