/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.21691617]

>tfw 26 and only $30,000 in crypto
>tfw only had sex with 3 girls despite 6’ tall and chad looks
>tfw only had sex 6 times overall
>tfw over $30,000 in student loans
>tfw fell for the college meme

[Anonymous No.21691651]

are you me?
minus the debt lol get rekt ameripoor

[Anonymous No.21691663]

>>21691617
>chad looks
post pic of face with timestamp

[Anonymous No.21691690]

I can help

[SAGE No.21691712]

>>21691617
No cure for manletism, sorry

[Anonymous No.21691778]

>>21691617
>23 and only 36,000 in stock market
>Autistic, mixed-raced, 168 IQ
>Didn't go to college or try, never going

I might be about to pump to 53,000 so I might be okay

It's 29,000 dollars on Hudbay Minerals stock at a cost basis of 3.80

[Anonymous No.21691811]

>>21691778
>>21691617
You should pick-up some cardio. If you do everything I tell your right now, you will have the creativity and intelligence to become a successful stock trader

[Anonymous No.21691813]

Does nobody know about the community college meme? Transferred all my credits to a 4 year school got the same bachelors as everyone else with no debt

[Anonymous No.21691847]

>>21691617
Get a load of this loser. I’ve had sex with 3 girls in one weekend.

[Anonymous No.21691852]

>>21691778
>>21691811
Drink half-a-gallon or more of water a day (adjust to body weight and activity level), cut-out as much processed sugar as possible (can cause brain damage), take daily Omega-3 and vitamin D supplements if you lack fish or sunlight (best to eat real fish and go outside at noon for 10-30 minutes or more a couple of times per week depending on skin color), eat fiber and avoid man-made carbohydrates (sugar, bread, alcohol) (it causes fatigue, unnecessary hunger, and weight gain), and take a daily multivitamin. Eat all of your food within a 4-to-8 hour period (maybe less) to start a 16-20 hour fast for better thinking, more energy, better digestion of food, superior calorie burn, and improved mood. (try and eat in the afternoon to not lose sleep at night, be sure to at least eat at your Basal Metabolic Rate daily, and eat nutrient dense food, not junk to avoid binge eating) Eat a healthy diet high in fiber, and eat meats, eggs, and various fruits/vegetables. Shoot for Probiotics as well. Sleep at least 8 hours a day, but know that you will receive better rest by exercising, fasting, and eating well. Do cardiovascular exercise (3-4 miles + of walking, 1-2 miles of running, jump-rope, etc) daily/when possible (take breaks from it when stressed by it and listen to your body if something brings it pain) and supplement it with anaerobic exercise (push-ups, sit-ups, etc). All of this is necessary and good for your brain and mood. It will make you a smarter, healthier, more attractive, more creative, stronger, and happier human being.

This is a hunter-gatherer lifestyle, and the one true way of living designed for all human and animal life. Technology has radically changed the world.

http://editions-hache.com/essais/pdf/kaczynski2.pdf (ignore the revolutionary stuff)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsVzKCk066g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y54sBoT4UbI

[Anonymous No.21691871]

>>21691617
>chad looks
doubt

[Anonymous No.21691883]

>>21691617
>tfw 33 year old boomer
>tfw 6 figures in crypto
>tfw beer gut and balding
>tfw gotten laid more times than I can count
>tfw no student loans
>tfw neet
sip* gotta pump those numbers up kiddo

[Anonymous No.21691977]

>>21691871
Doomed pic, doomed world

[Anonymous No.21692035]

I had the perfect virgin teen love relationship for 3 years then met a real girl soulmate here and had a 4 year relationship, I've had the perfect love life in that sense but the dream always ends. You'd be as unhappy as me. Money and love don't give you lifelong happiness

[Anonymous No.21692176]

i've been literally doing all of these things for the last month and only need 2-4 hours of sleep a night now, lost 20 pounds too

keto/fasting ftw

[Anonymous No.21692234]

>>21691617
You deserve everything you get for only valuing how much sex you get and money as the only values in life. I hope you die nigger

[Anonymous No.21692405]

>27
>only fucked 1 girl a few times and couldnt even finish
I just want to die, its over for me

[Anonymous No.21692530]

>>21691651
>ameripoor
First time I've ever heard a eurovision call us poor.

[Anonymous No.21692601]

>33 and coomed inside vagina over 3000 times already with 90 different women

5K invested in shidcoins
married to chinese 33 yr old with a kid on the way
>her parents have 2 million dollar home in NYC
I think I already made it without the shidcoins

[Anonymous No.21692990]

>>21691617
Anyone who says they are chad, are unequivocally not a chad.

[Anonymous No.21693534]

>>21691852
fucking. based. ever since i had to move schools in highschool i fell into a deep depression and stopped eating completely. unknowingly i entered omad / intermittent fasting and been in it for 6 years now. its truly the greatest lifehack, if you're feeling brainfog this provides mental clarity. Also anon is right about eating poison processed garbaj its all fucking trash for you. foods that didnt exist 100 years ago are literal poison. Something I can expand upon, is water. Buy a filter of some sorts, cant do much about the shower water that seeps into your skin unless you bathe

[Anonymous No.21693628]

Why are people obsessed with high body counts? If you fucked more than 30 girls, you're a sex addict and need help.

[Anonymous No.21693768]

>>21691852
This guy is based, weightlifting, carnivorous diet and fasting changed my life

[Anonymous No.21693834]

>>21691617
Lol
>5'10 29y/o boomer
>no debt
>150k+ in crypto
>had like 6 long term gf's
>fucked about 10 women
>cumulatively have had sex thousands of times

pretty face > height

[Anonymous No.21693940]

>>21692530
>always in debt over something
>"lol u poor XD"

[Anonymous No.21694091]

>>21691617
>tfw 26 and only $145k in crypto
>tfw only had sex with 13 girls despite manlet 5'8" and chad looks
>tfw only had sex countless times overall
>tfw over $22,000 in student loans
>tfw fell for the college meme but have comfy ft remote coding job

[Anonymous No.21694285]

>>21691852
Based

[Anonymous No.21694370]

>25 and $10k in crypto
>70k in debt to student loans
>make $19 an hour
>had sex with 10+ women
>8/10 chad

all i need is my moonshot and im set

[Anonymous No.21694423]

>>21694091
FUCK man I wish I did computer science I want to work from home so fucking bad.
>tfw same greentext life except shit job and shit crypto portfolio

[Anonymous No.21694515]

>>21694091
>>21694423
putting in my two weeks tomorrow to quit my office job for a remote dev job. Wish me luck bros.

[Anonymous No.21695196]

22
Only 90k in crypto
Net worth only 330k
Only 3 properties
7.5 x 5
13 sexual partners

Sometimes I wanna rope

[Anonymous No.21695402]

>>21691778
Dude
Are you the loudhouse guy from wizchan? There is no way that some random biz guy who isn't also the wizchan guy is a loudhouse avatarfriend.

[Anonymous No.21695825]

>>21691883
>tfw 32 year old boomer
>tfw 6 figures in crypto
>tfw beer gut and balding
>tfw woke up with a 25 yo this morning
>tfw student loan interest is kill, free leverage for crypto
>tfw neet