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COOM WITH US IF YOU WANNA BE FILTHY RICH
>https://coomer.cash/
>https://coomer.cash/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/whitepaper.pdf
The first Flash-Mintable Tokens (ERC20) filled with regret:
>https://coomer.cash/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/whitepaper.pdf

Assuming you're totally new to crypto:

>create an account on your exchange (on coinbase, be sure to set up the Google authenticator)
>buy ETH on coinbase with USD or EUR whatever fiat currency you own
>download the Google chrome/Firefox extension called Metamask (https://metamask.io/))
>create a wallet
Wallet in which you'll send the ETH previously bough. Store and don't share your seed phrase with anyone. Use a strong password.
>send/withdraw the ETH you bought on coinbase to your metamask wallet
Once you've received your ETH, go here to buy:
>https://app.uniswap.org/#/swap?outputCurrency=0x2f3e054D233c93C59140c0905227c7C607c70cbb

Charts:
>https://www.livecoinwatch.com/price/CoomCoin-COOM
>https://www.dextools.io/app/uniswap/pair-explorer/0x8beb1d95be9004bd139bc74c4d44156909890982

BE A SEALMEN DIVER
>10K: Private COOMER
>50K: COOMtenant
>100K: First COOMtenant
>200K: COOMptain
>500K: MajorCUUM
>1Mil: CUUMlonel
>2mil: Brigadier COOMERral
>10mil: Major COOMERal
>20mil: BLUE BALLS General
>100mil: General of the Sperm Armies

STACK COOM - SPERM COUNT:
>2.1M or higher - Sharkbull Ejaculord
>2.1M - CHAD SPERM WHALE
>1M to make it bonus prego waifu (requires $WAIF)
>100k suicide sperm count
>0 non coomer ngmi infertile cuck

Remember, you are now in clownworld. The world you knew before is gone. This is the reason I invest in COOM. I'm done trying to outsmart clownworld, so let's outdumb it. When in clownworld, act like the clowns. So Welcome to COOMworld, put on your red rubber nose and buy COOM.

SOON
https://www.coingecko.com/en/coins/coom-coin

>> No.21674400

Humble COOMptain reporting in, 285k stack

>> No.21674459
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>>21674400
DOUBLE CHECKED

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take the coom pill anon

>> No.21674593

>>21674172
I MUST CONSOOOOME SOME COOOM

>> No.21674677

CUUMlonel reporting for duty

>> No.21674728
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21674728

A high COOM raises all bags boys

>> No.21674742
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>>21674172
COOM HOLDER REPORTING

>> No.21674799

>>21674172
Got back home smashed 2 days ago, took some ketamine and bought 7.000 USD worth of COOM. That was 70% of my savings. I have actually made money. Not fucking selling.

>> No.21674822

>>21674799
EXTREMELY BASED HIGH RISK BUT PLEASE TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF COOMER

>> No.21675128

>>21674799
>>21674822
nice digits

>> No.21675165

i love this shit.
also dubs

>> No.21675205

>>21674172
Explain to me how this will make me rich please.

>> No.21675379

>>21674799
How does 346000 sound?

>> No.21675457
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>>21675205
It turns your sperm count to US DOLLARS

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>>21674677
>>21674799
CHECKED
>>21675205
COOM, buy high, sell low, COOM, meme hard, outdumb normies, DAB, COOM, repeat.

>> No.21675509

>>21675457
How many cooms = a sperm?

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>>21675509
1 COOM = 1 SPERM if you are a high test chad who has the discipline to NoFap.

>> No.21676004

dubs and I’ll NoFap for the next 5 years.

>> No.21676096

It doesn't exactly help to see people consistently selling large amounts, instead of buying...

>> No.21676185

>>21674799
>7.000 USD worth of COOM
easy fella, curb your greed a little. Place 2 eth max and watch the volume, first. Then increase your load steadly.

>> No.21676594

>>21674799
Based and coompilled

>> No.21676629

>>21674172
This is SO retarded it HAS to moon.

>> No.21676767

holding 3.2 million coom rn

lets roll faggots

>> No.21676865

>>21676767
nice 67s there fren

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>>21676767
NICE DIGITS

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>>21676096
be patient and learn TA, anon

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ooh lads

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>>21676767
CHECKED AND COOMED HARD

>> No.21677484

>>21674172
Pump n dump here we coom.

>> No.21677828

>>21674172
is there a telegram you fags

>> No.21677910

>>21677316
Do you think this is some type of 4d dev cash out or do you realize this could be a great way to promote the shitcoin to coingecko, anon?

>> No.21677932

>>21677828
go to their site, you'll see it there

>> No.21678223

>>21674799
Quite literally dangerously based

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>>21677910
it's legit, the idea came out from a random guy on discord
>>21677316
based COOMers

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>>21677828
t.me/coomcoinchat
>>21678293
BASED

>> No.21679424

KEEP IT UP COOMERS

>> No.21680239
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>>21676629
you're gonna make it, brah

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21680671

$.1 EOM

>> No.21680746

>>21680671
that's fud

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>>21674799
Based

>> No.21680959

>>21680746
I'm a /biz/ newfag can someone explain to me what FUD means?

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>>21674172
holy shit COOM up 25% in an hour. I think I'm gonna buy 10 more eth, we're so early and I'm already making so much eth it's ridiculous lmfao.

>> No.21681055

>>21680959
it stands for fear, uncertainty and denial

>> No.21681081

It just occured to me how brilliant an analogy for making money this coin is. It is beautiful in fact. If Buffet is right and trading transfers money to the patient over the impatients, then edging and taking your time before cooming is the way. And even then never coom too hard, let the pre coom drizzle out a bit, hold your coom in, get more swollen, and then, lonnng after, coom a lot. The devs are geniuses.

>> No.21681147

How much COOM do I need to marry Vina Sky?

>> No.21681235

>>21681147
>spending money on a disgusting ugly whore
Ngmi

>> No.21681271

Sitting on a 1M stack LETS GO COOMEERSSS

>> No.21681597

boys we're all gonna make it
what a feeling

>> No.21681732

I'm almost convinced but need to be pushed over the edge, anyone have a whitepaper?

>> No.21682171

question: how do i choose what price to buy at with meta mask? or does it just do it automatically? or what? not sure how that works.

>> No.21682176

>>21677484
Nope top 15 wallet here, not going anywhere til $69 dollars

Spermwhales are all on board

We speak to the dev regularly and plan our next steps daily

You're safe with us. Were gonna make it anon.

>> No.21682238 [DELETED] 

>>21681732
but here you go anon

>> No.21682285

>>21681732
https://coomer.cash/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/whitepaper.pdf right here anon

>> No.21682348

Coingecko listing when?

>> No.21682373

>>21682348
Its under review

Were only a few days old

>> No.21682428

>>21682171

You don't really get to 'choose' a price on uniswap. You take what is offered

>> No.21683404

>>21681055
>denial
doubt lol, not denial

>> No.21683624

>>21682428
is there a way to view the offers or something? or does it automatically buy the lowest price it can at the moment you click or what?

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>>21676767
damn ur coom is thicc boi

>> No.21684171

I wanted to buy 300k and effed up with uniswap and ended up buying 3M

This thing better COOM!

>> No.21684711

>>21683624

Uniswap displays the minimum amount you'll get and adjusts this dynamically as the price changes. There are situations where gets the amount wrong but they're rare and generally caused by the currency exchange having fucked up liquidity.

>> No.21684997

>>21684171
lol based

>> No.21685896

Waiting on coingecko is suffering.

>> No.21685971

>>21674172
I'll buy Coomer Coin as a hedge to my Doge Coins. Splitting my money 50-50 between the two should make my gains invincible.

>> No.21686648

how hard can this coom?

>> No.21686990

When do the pump, sirs?

>> No.21687040

>>21686648
depends on the marketing now, it had a great start. coingecko listing and some exposure outside of 4chan could really make this 1000x

>> No.21687042

is 700k enough to make it?

>> No.21687089

>>21686990
probably when some other exchange lists it. most people would buy at least a small amount if it weren't for the gas prices

>> No.21687124

>>21674172
go back to your fucking stupid pump and dump discord fag group. It's not working.

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>>21687124

>> No.21688024

>>21687040
It needs coingecko!

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>>21688024
it will prob get coingecko within the week, are you gonna buy it after it lists and gets pumped or now while the coom is fresh

>> No.21688464

>>21688334
see
>>21684171

>> No.21688563

>>21688334
most people are scaredy cats, even if they buy they'll sell at first dip. so they should wait for the gecko listing anyway.

>> No.21688657

Why the fuck is this taking so long to get on coingecko when scam projects are still getting listed in the first hour?

>> No.21688679

NEW COOMER REPORTING IN 1 MIL STACK HERE

>> No.21688720

>>21674172
Nigger stop lumping waif with this cancerous shit

>> No.21688734

sitting on a 11 million stack. my body is ready.

>> No.21688912

Can this realistically hit 10-15 cents?

>> No.21689155

>>21688912
if it does im cooming hard

>> No.21689214

>>21688912
>Can this realistically hit 10-15 cents?
easily

>> No.21689251

>>21689214
time frame?

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>>21680746

No, this is FUD

>> No.21689544

>>21689251
idk, but its not if, its when. 1st bump will be when it gets in gecko

>> No.21689736

Just COOMed for the 2nd time this hour. Good sign cause its like dubs

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it's not enough that i should make it - others should make it too.

>> No.21691041

is this actually for real? I've never invested in anything will this make me rich?

>> No.21691260

>>21691041
it's real but, if this is your first time you might panic sell and lose your investment which is pretty common. but this definitely has the potential to make your rich.

>> No.21691350

>>21691260
To avoid that do I just stick with it? I don't plan on investing much anyway

>> No.21691359

>>21691041
Brigadier reporting in

5000x eoy no pajeet

>> No.21691442

>>21691350
yes, invest the amount you can stick with and forget about it until 1 cent.