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>> No.21672577

hehehe penis

>> No.21672590

Why is it so hard to catch a break? Bought a put on lyft that can no longer serve millions of customers and I'm losing money...

>> No.21672595
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Faces of /biz/

>> No.21672604
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21672604

Surely Tesla will dump to $1800

>> No.21672608

Buy Bayhorse Silver. Best investment you'll ever make.

>> No.21672617

Wow BLNK is really fucked isn't it? I'm up 230% on a the single $7 put I bought an hour ago, easiest $50 of my life

>> No.21672632

anyone still holding clsk needs to sell rn

>> No.21672635
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21672635

10/16 horse calls

>> No.21672639

>>21672577
Based.

>> No.21672641

>>21672590
>cucking california and forcing them to realize all the limp wristed city faggots cant survive without rideshare
>not bullish

I guarantee lyft and uber are going to fucking rape california for trying to destroy their businesses.

>> No.21672649

>>21672604
It might be time to cut your losses man

>> No.21672655

what are the plays today?

>> No.21672667
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21672667

I dont know how to handle TSLA
Do I buy more? Do I sell?
I dont understand whats happening

>> No.21672671

>>21672632
>-8%
nah I'm bag holding at this point.

>> No.21672682

Tell me what to buy /smg/

>> No.21672696

I'm going to short foot locker today. Earnings are on 8/21 buy a put for 8/28 $27 and collect profits.

>> No.21672697
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>>21672682
>>21672635

>> No.21672700

>>21672590
Lyft and uber won't survive where democrats can regulate them. Get out there.

>> No.21672710

>>21672682
GEVO

>> No.21672709

>>21672641
I want nothing more than to escape this world as I have for years now, my God do I need a win

>> No.21672711
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21672711

GBTC

>> No.21672719
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21672719

This greed will end us all

>> No.21672723
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21672723

MICRON AAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.21672721

>>21672671
don’t say i didnt warn you

>> No.21672732

>>21672700
T. Someone who has literally never been in a californi city

>> No.21672737
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21672737

Ahhh should i buy more!? I dont have enough capital for a flat 100 shares!

At the same time i want to buy soxl and sell calls for an easy 2k every month but afraid of getting btfod via price dropping hard or pumping hard that i now have 0 shares

>> No.21672749

>>21672667
Ask yourself if you want a quick buck or you want to hold for 2-4-6-8 years. You always get gains, just decide if you want to pay a rent for it now or your own house in 4 years.

>> No.21672755

>Spent 30k buying Bank of America calls instead of buying Tesla calls
Why do I always do this to myself

>> No.21672757

>>21672700
Get out? If you are saying they won't survive, the put is where its at

>> No.21672759

>>21672709
I just explained how this is going to end up being good for uber and lyft but you do you

>> No.21672783
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>>21672737
We know you went all in Anon, no need to hide it

>> No.21672798

>>21672544
which one of you fags told me to buy the WDC dip
whys it going down their earnings are up

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>>21672798
priced in

>> No.21672841

>>21672732
Democrats don't care that people want to use them. They will shift the blame on the companys for being evil and greedy.

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>>21672723
>-2.55%
Fuck me I can't win

>> No.21672861

>>21672841
And those onions latte drinking voters wont give a fuck. They care about comfort and convenience, retard.

>> No.21672867

Where do you put your money when you dont know what to do with it at the moment but dont want it just sitting in the bank account? I threw it in a fidelity index but maybe an etf would be better.

>> No.21672869
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21672869

fucking damn semiconductors YOU TOLD ME SOXL ONLY GOES UP YOU LIED TO ME

>> No.21672871
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21672871

Reminder to be nice to fat girls, give them a chance

>> No.21672890

>>21672544
AMC puts are gonna print tomorrow. Guarantee you they will not be able to sell much tickets regardless of the price

>> No.21672892
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21672892

DIE MARKET DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.21672906

>>21672871
>no longer fat
>become whore instead of wholesome

Yeah ill take left any day

>> No.21672910

>>21672871
99% only get fatter, not skinnier.

>> No.21672911

>>21672604
>Tesla
>P/E ratio over 1k

Who the fuck keeps buying this shit? It's probably the most overvalued stock in world's history.

>> No.21672923

>>21672861
I believe it when I see it.

>> No.21672938

>>21672923
Leave your basement sometime

>> No.21672941

>>21672906
She’s not a whore, she’s still wholesome. There’s nothing wrong with her being comfortable showing her body, she earned it.

>> No.21672944

>>21672871
b4bbc

>> No.21672977
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>>21672871
>older
>no cosplay

Devastatingly devalued asset desu

>> No.21672985

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA 1999.99 AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHA TSLA WAS 1 CENT AWAY

>> No.21672986

>>21672667
Buy TSLA deep in the money LEAPs and start selling monthly covered calls. Make money coming and going to buy more shares then retire in 5 years when Space-X goes public

>> No.21672999

>>21672867
TQQQ

>> No.21673012

>>21672941
SIMP
>>21672544
Anyone else holding AAWW?

>> No.21673017

>>21672892
God I wish that was me, any strong guy in here wanna choke me while they destroy my ass?

>> No.21673037

>>21672941
>teehee im just showing my panties and unclothed body to the whole world begging jamal to fuck me, but in 10 years ill settle down

Nope. She became a thot, a whore, a piece of ass to pump and dump.

>> No.21673043

>>21672911
muh overvaluation

>> No.21673073

>>21672911
Honestly? If their vision for the future gets realized within the next 10 years, they are heavily undervalued if anything.
Simple equation: Tesla's Tech, Data and Engineers + SpaceX's Starlink + Tesla Self-Driving EV Delivery Truck + Amazon. Can't you see what they're trying to do?
Not even mentioning the biggest fucking cockblock bottleneck that our technological development suffers right now that are batteries. Think, can this be done within the next 10 years?

>> No.21673077

>>21673017
I remember when I was a wee anon and the first chick that asked me to choke her during "climax". I was like sure so when I nutted I choked her. She was like wtf you're supposed to choke *me* when *I* climax, not when you get off.
>Oh my bad

>> No.21673107

>>21672911
Imagine looking at one stat and draws a conclusion from that. You do realize AMD's P/E has been garbage for years, right?

>> No.21673108

Citi is so undervalued that it is getting ridiculous.

>> No.21673142

>>21672783
Uhhhh

>> No.21673143

>>21673107
AMD has been a garbage stock since its inception

>> No.21673162

>>21672871
has she been able to land herself a husband though? the wall of 30 is approaching fast.

>> No.21673166

>>21672867
>>21672999
Secong for TQQQ
especially anytime its red

>> No.21673170

>>21673073
They are starting to get shitload of competition from real car makers. Chinks are starting to ramp up the EV productions as well. 300 billion market cap doesn't make any fucking sense. Especially since the sales will be down because people are losing jobs left and right. It's literally a dot-com bubble 2.0

>> No.21673175

>>21673037
Sounds like you are fantasizing

>> No.21673176

>TSLA
>priced in battery day
>priced in S&P 500 inclusion
>priced in new auto pilot version
>priced in stock split
>yet a bunch of robin hood kiddies still pouring a fantastillion dollars into it
I really don‘t know what to do. Could just take my money and run, but this could get even crazier still.

>> No.21673178

>>21672871
Literally built herself for the BBC

>> No.21673210

>>21673077
Based

>> No.21673214

>>21673176
they haven't priced in colonizing the moon yet

TSLA literally to the moon!!

>> No.21673215

Need to recover a 10% loss today, what stock should I invest in?

>> No.21673216

>>21672871
also isn't that blade edge pointing down into her shoulder?

>> No.21673228

>>21673108
They gave a $900 million dollar loan to a failing company. The company will probably end up defaulting on the loan right after they do some jew shit. So no they are not undervalued

>> No.21673230

>>21672892
Yes, during Power Bottom Hr

>> No.21673241

>>21673176
I keep buying and selling 1 stock. Made like $500 this last week.

>> No.21673244

>>21673170
What people are losing jobs? Unskilled Joggers from Retail and Tourism degenerates. The worst fucking job I've ever had was tourism-related, these "people" deserve a bullet.
Specialists have nothing to be afraid of, and luckily for Tesla, they can afford their cars.

>> No.21673255

>>21673216
its not real my guy

>> No.21673256

>>21673176
If there is one thing Elon is good at its farming subsidies and GIBBS. And now UBI from retards is going into bagholding his shares.

>> No.21673261
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>>21673143
Stay poor Intcel. AMDchads run this market.

>> No.21673265

>>21673176
it's not priced in. it's going to $6000

>> No.21673269

>TSLA 2K
TSLA 2K
>TSLA 2K
TSLA 2K
>TSLA 2K
TSLA 2K
>TSLA 2K
TSLA 2K
>TSLA 2K
TSLA 2K

>> No.21673272

Is it a dumb idea to invest rn? Feels stupid to invest in the tail end of a huge bull run

>> No.21673289

>>21673244
Half of our higher management was fired. It's not only low skill jobs. Keep coping, though.

>> No.21673294

>>21672635
That’s my birthday :^)

>> No.21673298

>>21673077
lmao

>> No.21673314

>>21672871
Women don’t get hot when they are dating you, they only get fatter. They only get hot when no one wants them.

>> No.21673318
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She’s not a whore, she’s wholesome and she can show the body that she worked for without being slut shamed. You are guys are truly incel. She put time, blood, sweat, tears, into sculpting that beautiful body and she can do whatever she wants with it without you misogynist giving your worthless, insensitive opinion.

>> No.21673325

>>21673228
They got half the money back already. And the people that refused had the money frozen in their accounts. The banks always win.

>> No.21673339

>>21673265
Stock split soon mate.

>> No.21673341
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21673341

I'm a degenerate. Good thing I still have a job and no debt lol

>> No.21673344
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21673344

I'm done for today. The more I stare at the market the feeling of emotional greed takes over, fucking up my progress.

>> No.21673346
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>>21673073
They have compensation. You are assuming tesla will beat every single one of their competitors. They won't also let's not forget Elon musk is practically breaking the law by stealing tax dollars for a "hyperloop" that has even gotten pass the CGI stage. Seriously this shit is overvalued make your profit and leave. Also how profitable will each of these business models be? I love the ambition but as in investor I don't like the fact that they haven't really produced much

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>>21673244
That's exactly who would try to get loans they can't afford to buy crap like tesla.

Well off people drive 2001s corollas, Hondas or 2000s f150s not cuck cars lol

>> No.21673355

>>21673318
Today i learned getting fit is a gateway to whoredom for women. Keep your women slightly plump. Insecurity prevents them from being society destroyers

>> No.21673365

>>21673143
Yeah, only up 800% in 2 years

>> No.21673369

>>21673318
She definitely got surgery to remove excess skin

>> No.21673379

>>21672142
A-level business studies bruv?

>> No.21673381

When is SILJ going to recover i am down nearly 9%

>> No.21673385

>>21673325
Oh shit guess I'm gonna buy some cheapies

>> No.21673386

>>21673346
Starlink won't be allowed to be used by the Bugmen with Trump's decree.

>> No.21673394

>>21672700
Its the fucking Taxi unions lobbying the fucking legislator. Taking them out for steak dinners and having them create leftist policies designed to harm small businesses like Uber and Lyft.

>> No.21673409
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21673409

Tesla added more to its market cap in one day than it makes in 12 months in revenue

>> No.21673410

>>21673318
Why do I get the feeling this is baggie without his trip. It checks all of the faggotry boxes that he normally portrays.

>> No.21673415

PRPO CHADS

>> No.21673423

>TSLA $2001
>Not instantly dumping
HAHAHA WHAT

>> No.21673431

>>21673339
Did I fucking stutter

>> No.21673434
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21673434

Is this why Tesla is rallying today?

>> No.21673439
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21673439

Can anyone beat Dr Yolo's 34K GNUS bag?

>> No.21673440

>>21673365
zoom out

>> No.21673445

Should i dump all my s&p garbage and go all in on QQQ/Tesla/Uber/Lyft

>> No.21673453

>>21673318
lmao simp

>> No.21673455
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>>21673434
Magnificent

>> No.21673457
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21673457

At what point do I sell this? thank god it came back from the dead

>> No.21673460

>>21673409
When the bubble bursts it will be crazy. Anyone who stays in through the split is crazy.

>> No.21673464

>>21673379
I dumped it.
>>21673355
>getting fit is a gateway to whoredom for women
that's true for men as well

>> No.21673491

>>21672647
>Aren't these California outages an opportunity for microgrids?

My thoughts are generators, but GNRC already pumped hard......

>> No.21673492

>>21673457
NOW!

>> No.21673500

NO 2K TESLA TODAY

>> No.21673503

>>21673439
does that gentleman have face tattoos ?
I wonder if there is a correlation between how many tattoos a person has and their stock market returns...

>> No.21673511

>>21673460
>anyone who bought TSLA at $400 is crazy
>anyone who bought TSLA at $700 is crazy
>anyone who bought TSLA at $900 is crazy
>anyone who bought TSLA at $1300 is crazy

>> No.21673514

>>21673457
Today cause that's a great gain short term. Right after the split if youre feeling greedy

>> No.21673515

>>21673464
Not really. A man who gets fit can yes exploit that to go get some cock carousel entries, but a man who works to get fit generally isnt a simp and thirsty for pussy like fake alpha chads are. Most have alot more discipline than the average male.

But for females, its not about self improvement. Its about getting chad dick. Bottom line. Every time.

>> No.21673527

>>21673272
Time in the market > Timing the market

Don't go all in at once. Buy more when the market corrects. This applies to QQQ and SPY.

>> No.21673530

>>21673457
What happens to calls after stock split?

>> No.21673533

>>21673445
TQQQ
FNGU
TSLA

Add in NVDA AMZN AAPL if you feel like it

>> No.21673536

>>21673503
KEK, yes.

>> No.21673545

>Every other stock going down so they can buy TSLA shares

>> No.21673548

>>21673439
how did a man that looks like that even get the capital for that level of losses in the first place

>> No.21673556

TSLA is already losing EV market share in China and EU.
The companies main product will be its share price manipulation. Better get in on the ground floor. Jay Clayton can suck it.

>> No.21673558

>>21673491
The gov just passed a bill or some shit that lets battery fags implement their equipment on the lines. Probably get in on that, but it's a looooooooooooooooong hold before anything happens.

>> No.21673560

>>21673440
Oh no, it crashed like everything else during the recession. Good example

>> No.21673562

i've got 5 shares of tsla at 1927

should i buy 5 more shares now? should i just fucking dump the rest of my brokerage account into this thing right now?

>> No.21673563

>>21673511
But the whole market is crazy. They were right every time, the market is just in clown mode.

>> No.21673567

when will the kikes come bust up the RKT ride?

>> No.21673575
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Goddamn I accumulated so much CLSK today

>> No.21673595
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>>21673562
Yes. Stocks only go up.

>> No.21673601

holy shit tesla is being manipulated hardcore right now from somebody that does not want to pay out all those $2000+ options

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>>21673575
Why that picture, but based nonetheless.

>> No.21673622

>>21673575
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.21673624

>>21673601
Its actually elon hes realized this has all gotten out of hand

>> No.21673633

Bought 3 shares of TSLA at 1997, immediately dumps to 1989. The bog is real.

>> No.21673640

>>21673575
JUST

>> No.21673645

>>21672911
VW was, for a short time anyways.

https://moxreports.com/vw-infinity-squeeze/

>> No.21673651

>>21673575
Clsk $7 next week...

>> No.21673652

>>21673457
resistance is at around 2k tons of sell orders are gonna go thru cause limit sells once it breaks thru easy bull run

>> No.21673654

>>21673633
...how the fuck do you wait until 1997 to FOMO into TSLA?

>> No.21673660

Took gains from TSLA put spreads today. Patiently sitting on cash waiting for the next dip.

>> No.21673663

Goddam, the only thing /biz/ is dumber at than stocks is women

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What the FUCK happen to BLNK?

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>>21673651
NOT YOU AGAIN, SHOO JEW

>> No.21673678

I was a Tesla hater all the way up until now. I'm joining the cult and drinking the Kool aid. I sat by sooooo many times saying it's over priced. Nothing matters. Bow before the new god Elon and buy TSLA or sit by like me for months watching it grow

>> No.21673683

>>21672682
MOMO

>> No.21673684
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21673684

>TSLA bears right now

>> No.21673723

sbux calls thoughts?

>> No.21673738

>everybody fomoing tsla
>aapl wins the split

>> No.21673751
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21673751

sell everything

>> No.21673757

So hey guys here's whats up.
I live in an european shithole and one of my '''''friends''''' wanted to buy some coke for him and his whore gf. You can buy hash and weed from anyone here but coke you have to know some high tier scum, and I know them, so I gave him the location and allowed him to use my name in case they were wondering who sent him.
Turns out the motherfucker bought around 1000€ of coke and never paid them, and now since i was the one that gave him the location, the fucking mob are charging me! I know they've killed people before because of this, and they know where I and my family live.
My mom doesnt let me work because she says it would make me lose focus of college so i cant get money from working.
What I did was, I went to this fucktard house and murdered him and his gf and took around 150€ in cash. I have till January to make these 150€ turn into 1000€. Can I do it?
Other options is to to start sucking dicks or run away...

>> No.21673764

W-with that said you can stop dipping now, CLSK...

>> No.21673771

>>21673723

Could do much worse go for it

>> No.21673787

>>21673764
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>21673764
Have strong hands my brother. CLSK chad holders rise up

>> No.21673803

>>21673674
turned out to be a scam

>> No.21673807

>>21673575
i remember that movie oh god

>> No.21673813

>>21673738
Jokes on you I have both

>> No.21673822

AMZN to $4000 (2T market cap) is the next moon mission. Bezos is competitive and will not be outdone by Tim Apple.

>> No.21673834

>>21673757
Yeah

>> No.21673835

>>21673757
invest is some high quality knee pads

>> No.21673844

>>21673822

Big brain thinking

>> No.21673846

>>21673757
TQQQ bull call spreads

>> No.21673848

With how OSTK has gone up I'm really considering buying here. This piece of shit just goes up and it's pissing me off.

>> No.21673852

Tesla could have 200% revenue growth next year and still be overvalued. Watch as they grow 20%, 30% max.

>> No.21673864

>>21673794
It’s rising now. Thank you brother.

>> No.21673866

>>21673803
>>21673674
people looked the address up (took long enough) and it turned out to just be a shed in somebody's backyard
not even joking

>> No.21673869
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21673869

Everyone juggling $10k+ investments

Mfw when i get worried losing something on my $750 invest

Its sad to be a third world-er

>> No.21673871

>>21673757
I forgot to add, the mob didnt accept their deaths as payment and their house was basically a crackden and 150€ was all I could find there.

>> No.21673872

Wow PRPO..

>> No.21673875

>>21673738
Jokes on me I don't have enough settled funds to get either

>> No.21673876

>>21673822
Not happening so soon because Jeff doesn't like plebs to hold his stock. It's why he hasn't done a split in the past 20 years. If Jeff did splits regularly, it'd be a $2T company by now.

>> No.21673883

>>21673214
Different company bucko

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>>21673822
Why yes I have 100k shares of amzn. How did you know?

>> No.21673889

>>21673835

TBLT

>> No.21673906

>>21673764
I heard that clsk is going to be 7 dollars next week so idk man

>> No.21673909

>>21673869
What you invest should be money you don't need, incase you loose everything that's money that you'll never need.

>> No.21673915

>>21673852
>still cares about teslas fucking revenue when they have infinite money at hands to use for whatever
god you are stuck in 2010 or something

>> No.21673918

>>21673888
My dream is to afford 100 shares of AMZN and live off weekly covered calls.

>> No.21673924

>>21673255
cosplayers should know better!

>> No.21673948

Who buying the Goodyear dip?

>> No.21673978

howlong until the next TQQQ dip

>> No.21673981

>>21673738
i bought 10k of both

>> No.21673985

>>21673909
Don't people invest precisely because they need money?

>> No.21673995

>>21673948
I was thinking on it, but im afraid to do so

>> No.21673997

I seen blink stations in all the cities I went to.

>> No.21674001

>>21673915
Exactly the age of boomer investing based on actual fundamentals and making smart decisions is over. We are shilling money at whatever meme is happening at the time

>> No.21674031

>>21673871
entertaining this larp of yours, I want to know, what the fuck kind of dealer sees a customer whos is like, "hey I want 1000 Euro worth of crack, put it on my tab" and says, "sure mate. I trust you, a crackhead, to pay me back for my wares."?

>> No.21674032

>>21673757
sell 50g for them and youre gucci

>> No.21674035

>>21673355
Many women who lose weight nowadays seem to go straight into dressing provocative.

>> No.21674038

>>21673997
they inflated their numbers or some shit. the value was based off of the fictional numbers.

>> No.21674069

>>21673341
How!?

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>>21673948
do you hate america or something?

>> No.21674091

>>21674035
They worked hard for it let them show off the new car pal

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Anyone else buying TSLA at these prices?

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>RKT gains today

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>PRPO
FINALLY MY BAGS ARE NOT HEAVY ANYMORE

>> No.21674145

>>21673073
If their earnings 72x tsla would be a 7% ROI.

If it 72xs because of inflation it's still only a .09% ROI.

Its valuation is baking in future hype my dude.

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>>21674097
Yes. Why, what's wrong with the price?

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Ever have a play like this and you just wish you put actual money into it

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OK boys, we have 3 IPO's on friday to end the week

Nano-X Imaging Ltd. Ticker NNOX is a producer of medical imaging technology based in israel,

Company site - https://www.nanox.vision/
More Information-https://www.thestreet.com/ipo/news/nano-x-imaging-ipo
https://www.renaissancecapital.com/Profile/NNOX/Nano-X-Imaging/IPO

Kymera Therapeutics Ticker KYMR is a Pharma company who is designing drugs for autoimmue problems, mainly skin conditions

Company site - https://www.kymeratx.com/
More information - https://seekingalpha.com/article/4369346-ipo-update-kymera-therapeutics-readies-125-million-ipo
https://www.renaissancecapital.com/Profile/KYMR/Kymera-Therapeutics/IPO

And finally our last IPO

Petra Acquisition Ticker PAICU is a blank check company
General information https://www.renaissancecapital.com/Profile/PAICU/Petra-Acquisition/IPO

>> No.21674169

>>21674031
I dont fucking know, it isnt 1 dealer too. Its like an organization, i wouldnt call it a mafia but you get my point.
Also, he put MY name on ''the tab'', not his. And one of the guys that works for them used to be a school friend so thats why they ''trusted'' me. But that friend of mine isnt a high-up so he cant unfuck me from this.

>> No.21674175

>>21674145
Who gives a fuck?

>> No.21674178

>>21674081
I feel like we went through something similar with Nike though. People who actually care are probably negligible in the face of blasé consumerism.

>> No.21674211

Come on TSLA, just a bit more!

>> No.21674218

>>21674081
you do know that goodyear is an american company and all of their competitors are foreign, right?

>> No.21674220

>>21674175
Depends whether you're the one holding the bag when people start FEELING like it's expensive.

>> No.21674222

>>21673651
Tfw I would still be green if this happened

>> No.21674227

>>21673757
Get out of that lifestyle, get clean, stop associating with people like that. Your life will drastically improve

>> No.21674228

>>21673511
I bought at $1800 and I'll buy at $2100

>> No.21674229

>>21674141
NOT FUCKING AGAIN FUCKING PRPO

>> No.21674232

>>21674162
>Israel
Remember KTOV?

>> No.21674246

>>21674097
I bought yesterday for 1860

>> No.21674252

>>21674211
I bought TSLA the other day for 1880 and sold at a loss. I did the same thing @ $300. I hate money

>> No.21674258

>>21674211
I'm selling at 2000

>> No.21674274

>>21674232
i made some serious gains with ktov... good times. you just have to get out before the collapse.

>> No.21674277

>>21674220
Who cares? Buy the dip and wait.

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21674282

Here's a Chrome Extension that shows a feed for (legal) insider trading if you guys are into that kind of thing. It can see anything on sec.gov, yahoo finance, and Google Analytics is optional. Doesn't steal your data or hack your computer and can't see anything other than the sites above where it pulls data from

https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/insider-trading-alerts/ifmkgoihgngbndfmoobaakakkgjiffom

>> No.21674291

>>21674258
What a fucking idiot.

>> No.21674320

>>21674291
Sorry for enjoying money

>> No.21674326

>>21672841
>They will shift the blame on the companys for being evil and greedy.
They only do this to companies their voter base dislikes, eg oil pharma etc. Urbanite bugmen love rideshare.

>> No.21674334

>>21674258
you're not going to hold for those sweet split gains?

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>>21673439
It'll be fine once we shake out the weak hands....this is a sweet dip....it's literally the next Netflix....but for kids!!!!!

>> No.21674350

>>21674252
Just don‘t sell when it‘s red, lol.

>> No.21674386

>>21674282
So this will definitely wipe my hard drive, I assume?

>> No.21674395

>>21674097
It's still undervalued, but then again, can't put a price tag on the future of our civilization.

>> No.21674399

>>21673848
lol same. I saw OSTK at its low in March and thought the company was going to go bankrupt without looking into it.

>> No.21674409

>>21674386
Not yet but that'll be in the update after you install it and forget

>> No.21674412

>>21674282
What the fuck downloaded this and got dolphin porn sent to my work phone and my gf phone

>> No.21674418

>>21674258
Imagine selling one week before the split happens. You'll hate yourself next Monday.

>> No.21674431

>>21674386
Too late, I already hacked you.
Making some of your socks disappear so you have fewer whole pairs.
Also, do your dishes. Its getting gross

>> No.21674434

>>21672671
you shouldnt hold past 8% loss dude....
look out for yourself anon

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>PRPO

>> No.21674443

>>21674227
I am clean. I got fucked over by evil people. I killed one of the parties involved, i cant kill the other one.
And I dont want to run away and risk my family getting killed.

>> No.21674444

>>21674282
WTFFFFFF, FUCK YOU

>> No.21674466

>>21674399
Dude legit the last time I ever heard someone even mention OSTK in real life was 2 years ago when a boomer co-worker said he bought some furniture there. The last time I saw OSTK in the news was when the crazy CEO went on CNBC last year and talked about crypto and his russian spy gf.

>> No.21674473

>>21674418
OK im holding

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>>21673318
Haha, shut up.

>> No.21674488

>>21674258
So am I, but post split

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>Tesla at 2k

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HERE WE GO, CLSK BROS. WE GOING UP.

>> No.21674507

>>21674444
Quads of AAAAAAAAA444444

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DORINPA, DORUNPA! NOW TSLA WILL FALL!

>> No.21674515

>>21674466
overstock and wayfair are some fucking shady ass fuck stock pumps going on undercover using virus bullshit as cover

>> No.21674520

>>21674466
nice copy pasta from the other day.

>> No.21674537

>>21674412
>downloaded this and got dolphin porn sent to my work phone and my gf phone
You'll have to pay for that after the 7 day free trial

>> No.21674563

>>21674503
Feels good to buy the dip

>> No.21674569

>>21674515
I can get Wayfair because people are outside more but OSTK just doesn't. Who the fuck uses that shit?
>>21674520
I typed that out myself anon.

>> No.21674581

>tfw made a bigly mistake going into RGR
Come on buy more guns you retards.

>> No.21674603

>everyone making money
>I’m down 4% and just watching other people’s tickers
>I-it’s comfy it’s own w-way ;(

>> No.21674625
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21674625

What are the best ETF picks now?
AI, Robotics, Water, Clean Energy or Gold?

>> No.21674627

>>21673757
You have 4 months to make 1000€. Get a fucking job.

>> No.21674637

>>21674581
Gun stocks are a boomer trap like gold. America already has like a billion guns. 99% of guns sold are sold years and years ago. The biggest retail gun manufacturers on earth barely pull in a billion in sales yearly.

>> No.21674643

>>21673575
CLSK $7 next week

>> No.21674665

FB about to dump isnt it?

>> No.21674675

>>21674603
At least you haven't lost 80% of your money over the past month

>> No.21674697

>>21674627
You dont get it, finding a job is already hard here, now even more because of corona, and my mom would inquire why i am working and i cant tell her the true reason.

>> No.21674699

>>21674218
I bought Cooper

>> No.21674710

Buy small Tesla dip before were off to 2100

>> No.21674713

Mild Tesla Selloff, don't go crazy, it will go to $2100 maybe even tomorrow.

>> No.21674718

>>21673354
This, drive a Honda, i do an oil change every 3k miles. new brakes every 45k and avg 15k miles/yr. I suspect my vehicle will last me another 14 years. Meanwhile my dad just bought 2 new teslas and is whining that he is replaceable at work. Poor people make poor (people) decisions.

>> No.21674722

>>21674643
cringe, clsk 15 next week

>> No.21674758

>>21674625
ICLN is not bad, slow but continuous climb

>> No.21674772

>>21674697
Imagine being such a miserable fuck up that if you get a job your mom assumes you owe the mob money or something

>> No.21674774
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IM FINANCIALLY INDEPENDENTLY RUINED

>> No.21674804

how high is gold gonna go?

>> No.21674816

>>21674774
I'm actually excited to see if it goes further down or gets devoured back to $2000. Bought so long ago I don't even care.

>> No.21674841

>>21674625
AI is unprofitable because anyone who could want it can make it inhouse, and AI companies are almost exclusively private and aim to be purchased ASAP instead of ever going public.
Robotics isn't going anywhere for now but it's a good very long hold in my opinion. Here there is clear upside potential and profitability, but the tech just isn't there yet.
Water is going nowhere.
Clean energy is good, but uranium will go nowhere, too. Go solar for best results. Solar roof installations, b2c charging stations, that kind of stuff.
Gold and other PMs are good near-term plays but you should jump the fuck out once you achieve your target profit goal, except if you're going with miners. Miners are high risk high reward.

>> No.21674843

>>21674804
zoom out you fucking newfag

>> No.21674853

>>21674816
>excited about losing money
ngmi

>> No.21674854
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>>21674697
Only two options, sell your story to a hollywood producer or pic related

>> No.21674858

>>21674718
I drive an 08 accord and change the oil maybe every 5k miles is that bad? She runs like a beauty with 160k miles

>> No.21674859

>>21673978
you missed the dip yesterday???

>> No.21674888

>>21674804
Jews are manipulating the price market since 2011, unless governments start arresting the bankers, I wouldn't hold my breath.
Unless the dollar collapses...

>> No.21674899

>>21674859
i'm waiting for a big red day

>> No.21674900

>>21674774
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5nyQmaq4k4

>> No.21674905

Kek I hope you bought that TSLA dip right now

>> No.21674922

>>21674853
I only lose money if it drops to $1300 and I sell, dumbass.

>> No.21674931

WTF bros did the FBI tweet out Mein Kampf or something?

>> No.21674943

>>21674888

>since 2011

Dude jews hsve manipulated the entire market since its inception. The whole thing was created so they could manipulate it

>> No.21674948

>>21674858
GREAT Vehicle. 5k is more than acceptable, I just have OCD. If you are worried check your dipstick at 4k miles.

>> No.21674954

>>21674905
I'll lel my face off if THAT was the last actual dip we'll get till next week. The greed is off the scale, but as long as people refuse to sell all at once, we all win.

>> No.21674967

>>21674443
Deal with this. and seperate from the people

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>>21674905
>was going to buy in at $1880 this morning but didn't want to buy at open

>> No.21674968

>>21674905
i'm to poor so i'm waiting for the split

>> No.21674987

>>21674943
The Stock market was invented here in the Netherlands and not by jews

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>>21674931
((They)) will conveniently crash the market when the tesla bubble pops as a form of retaliation. You have been warned

>> No.21674999

>>21674969
But you did bought the dip that just happened... yes?

>> No.21675005

>>21674922
>If i never sell then i technically never lose money

>> No.21675018

>>21674899
you must not like money... quit trying to time the market...
>>21674931
Protocols of the Elders of Zion (ancient Carthaginians[they sacrificed babies btw and Rome BTFO of most of them and salted the earth])

>> No.21675028

I wish I had my 2017 portfolio. Fuck me. This market is so gay and will end poorly.

>> No.21675046

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/precipio-ads-biotec-sign-global-170000381.html?soc_src=social-sh&soc_trk=tw

>> No.21675060

>>21675018
i have some time before i'm switching to my 9 month folio for school

>> No.21675067

>>21674969
Buying TSLA at open is the only way to make money on TSLA

>> No.21675070

>>21674512
>mfw one minute before the drop
Nigga. Freaking wizard.

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>>21675005

>> No.21675077

>>21674987
>”Dutch” (((Merchants)))

>> No.21675084

earned 20% on TSLA about to double my shares should i do it fellas, pls hold me

>> No.21675085

>>21673871
You also forgot to add you're a larping faggot

>> No.21675101

>>21675086
>>21675086
>>21675086
>>21675086

new thread

>> No.21675106

>>21675077
Retard

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>>21674999
not buying until I start seeing the pink wojaks

>> No.21675110

*clack clack clack

>> No.21675116

>>21672892
Nope. Snibby's time to shine.

>> No.21675130

>>21675084
You know within your heart that it's the right thing to do. Nobody need to convince you.

>> No.21675149

>>21675084
TSLA frequently dips on Friday and opens higher on Monday but this hasn't been a typical week.

>> No.21675167

>>21673434
Okay Tesla is now alright.

>> No.21675214

>>21675109
You're gonna miss another +500%

>> No.21675335

>>21674948
>>21674858
Check your dipstick once a month as you grab gas after 150k miles. Otherwise though Honda will basically last forever with basic maintenance 5k oil changes are definitely fine

>> No.21675342

>>21674434
I can't log in to sell because IBKR is shit. I just have to hope it goes back up at this point.

>> No.21675361

>>21675149
Yeah. I know. Just did it. Let the chips fall where they may.

>> No.21675451

>>21675361
You'll be fine if you don't sell but usually the people who buy this high are the first ones to panic sell when the price drops a hundred dollars. Good luck.

>> No.21675547

>>21675451
Nah i'm well aware and also have about 10% of dip to be chill about, since i've gained 20% i'm ok with 10% losses on this gamble and i very much doubt i'll suffer such losses