/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.21670110]

Hey there guys,

It's been a while. You may remember me from a while back. I'm the AV guy from the last event that leaked some slides.

I told you all that your lives were about to change and you called me a LARP etc. but since then LINK went from $4 to $16 so let's just say you'd better listen the fuck to me.

I can't go into too much detail but I can tell you that SmartCon is going to make this last "moon" look like a micropenis at a Blacked convention.

This is what the team has been building towards for the past 4 years and dear fucking god its gonna blow your socks off.

Staking? Yes.
Election? Yes.
Oracle? Yes.
Google? Finally formally and officially YES.

Price prediction? $150 by the 1st of September at absolute latest.

God Christ I'm so excited for you boys.

[Anonymous No.21670149]

back to discord tranny

[Anonymous No.21670166]

>>21670110
Leak some slides again or should we just take your word for it

[Anonymous No.21670185]

proof or LARP

[Anonymous No.21670191]

>>21670110
>like a micropenis at a Blacked convention

[Anonymous No.21670210]

you got any proof or no? because I'm an insider too and sergey tells me all the time about how he takes a giant dump in your mouth like, all the time.

[Anonymous No.21670218]

why would a zoom conference need an av guy?
fuck off larper

[Anonymous No.21670225]

>>21670110
fuck outta here gay faggot

[Anonymous No.21670245]

>>21670110
this is the worst larp ive ever witnessed. at most only one of those things will happen at smart con

[Anonymous No.21670271]

this is bullshit but I believe it
check'em

[Anonymous No.21670285]

>>21670110
AV guy huh? Yeah sure, they show the "AV guys" some NDA info

[Anonymous No.21670396]

>>21670110
I want to believe

[Anonymous No.21670397]

>>21670110
I can confirm with this anon. I’m actually working for the company that was hired by chainlink to do the logistics behind the Live broadcast for smartcon now that it is a fully digital event. We are basically going to be controlling the switches to bring up new speaker video feeds, overlays, keeping track of time, you name it. We were not only given the agenda and speakers but also the talking points and specific slides in order to make proper graphics and overlays to display in real time when announcements are made. We have been working closely with the marketing department. All I can say is that I’m really excited for you guys. I actually don’t even hold any chainlink but after seeing this information I created a coinbase account to buy some in the next few days. I saw an email mentioning the Internet forum users that will attending and figured out they were talking about biz so that’s why I’m here. Anyway, this is going to be a crazy event and you all will be very happy.

[Anonymous No.21670511]

>>21670110
>>21670397
>This hurts you

[Anonymous No.21670712]

>>21670271
this, probably a larp but thats aside the fact that im anticipating a link moon in the upcoming week

[Anonymous No.21670732]

>>21670397
bullllllllllllllllllllllllllshit

[Anonymous No.21670887]

I WANT TO BELIEVE I REALLY WANT TO

B..B..BUT I CANT :(

[Anonymous No.21670925]

>>21670397
>What is 'NDA'
>What is 'Insider trading'
Enjoy prison faggot.

[Anonymous No.21670995]

>>21670110
>[Lacks proof]

[Anonymous No.21671010]

The level of being scared lmao, this shitcoin is going back to 6$ and there's nothing you Can do

[Anonymous No.21671052]

Even if it is BS, I'm enjoying hearing it.
If it's true.. well, I'm going to be a very happy anon soon.

[Anonymous No.21671055]

>>21670110
Anyone with a brain knows this is going to happen.

[Anonymous No.21671064]

Thank you fren. I hope you are truthful and not fibbing.

[Anonymous No.21671090]

I'm the security guard for Smartcon
let's just say there's a guest that will require more manpower than Trump to protect and keep safe
your minds will be blown
hold tight, marines

[Anonymous No.21671163]

>>21671090
>will require more manpower than Trump
To be fair, Trump doesn't provide a lot of manpower himself; he's old and overweight.
So that's not saying a whole hell of a lot.

[Anonymous No.21671176]

>>21671090
>Virtual event
>Security guard
You dun goofed man. What are you, the cyber police?

[Anonymous No.21671183]

Hang on..
Smartcon 2020 is a virtual conference. All the speakers are doing it remotely.
AV company? Ha ha! Had me going there for a minute lol

[Anonymous No.21671249]

OP may be a larp but I do believe Smartcon is going to be game changing. I'm really excited about this event. $1k eoy

[Anonymous No.21671308]

>>21670110
>le insider
>redditspacing
>bbc fixation
that’s gonna be a no from me boyo

[Anonymous No.21671330]

>>21671163
it was meant to be an obvious and retarded LARP but, I mean, the president of the United States still has a big security detail...him being old and overweight are irrelevant

[Anonymous No.21671404]

>>21671249

It's going to be huge. I predict a 5-10% dump from retards and newfaggots "selling the news" before it really hits what just happened and we rocket straight up to $50-$100 by September.

[Anonymous No.21671417]

>>21670110
>>21670397
>>21671090

[Anonymous No.21671429]

based bagholder rallying cry larper

[Anonymous No.21671479]

My dad works at smartcon. Chainlink will be aquiring a majority stake in both Apple and Amazon.

[Anonymous No.21671550]

>>21670110
Normies, faggots and nulinkers will not believe you, my gentleman. But i believe in you, only the future will show that i am right.

[Anonymous No.21671552]

LINK will be 1k EOY, it is written

[Anonymous No.21671562]

>>21671090
Elon confirmed

[Anonymous No.21671569]

>>21670732
>>21670925
>>21670511
>>21671417
What was in the post that got deleted

[The Lion of LINK No.21671624]

>>21670110

Pleasing digits.

[Anonymous No.21671669]

>>21671569
this someone pls

[Anonymous No.21671711]

>>21671569
Probably spam

[Anonymous No.21671726]

>>21671569
>>21671669
go back newfags

[Anonymous No.21671855]

>>21671330
My joke was a play on "more manpower than Trump" to point out that he alone as a single old man doesn't have a lot of manpower (by himself).
Obviously I understood what you meant, that the president needs a lot of manpower to provide security for him. I was trying to make a goof that "more manpower than Trump" is not a lot of manpower.

[Anonymous No.21671859]

>>21671569
>>21671669
Some dude saying he was assisting with the lighting/sound effects for smartcon or some shit and had seen an email with the key points/moments from the conference which he had to get things right for (basically confirmed OP's post). Stated he worked out they were talking about an 'internet forum' in the email and assumed they meant biz. Said he didnt own chainlink but had opened a coinbase account so he could buy some prior to the conference. Deleted his post directly after I posted >>21670925

It was written poorly and sounded like a larp. He finished by saying 'Im so exited for you boys'.

[Anonymous No.21671946]

Yeah everyone who recently sold will feel stupid. The pumpening hasn't even really started yet, god I hope they pump some real hype in this shit I want a bull run.

[Anonymous No.21672033]

>>21671859
This whole thread is just the typical bullshit larp post
im suprised op didnt ask for dubs

[Anonymous No.21672388]

Please not be a larp

[Anonymous No.21672390]

>>21671726
I've been on 4chan since 2005 how the fuck do you see deleted posts

[Anonymous No.21672494]

>>21671859
Yes, that's why he exited.

[Anonymous No.21672521]

>>21672390
>21670397
lurk moar newfriend

[Anonymous No.21672650]

So many replies. Is this a FUD post OP? Are you trying to make us all see how many redditors are here now? It can't be over this early can it?

[Anonymous No.21672695]

>>21672521
I don't get it

[Anonymous No.21672706]

>>21670110
>God Christ I'm so excited for you boys.

[Anonymous No.21672735]

>>21670110
>Price prediction? $150 by the 1st of September at absolute latest.
fuck off with this..lying sack of shit..

[Anonymous No.21672812]

>>21670166
On the last day of the smart contract summit, as the last presenter, on the last slide, Sergey Nazarov will make his keynote speech. And after he's done, the world will never be the same ever again.

*Ting ting ting
*Smirks
*Ahem

[Anonymous No.21672898]

>>21672695
Then you haven't actually been here since 2005 have you? Maybe you should go back.

[Anonymous No.21672934]

1 post by this ID

[Anonymous No.21672960]

>>21672695

[Anonymous No.21673127]

>>21671855
I see
joke's on me then

[Anonymous No.21673128]

>>21672898
Have you ever considered that I'm not new, just retarded?

[Anonymous No.21673147]

>>21670110
>God Christ I'm so excited for you boys
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

[Anonymous No.21673148]

>>21672812
>the world will never be the same ever again.
the beginning of the rest of our lives

[Anonymous No.21673160]

>>21672812
>random number generation
Cool

[Anonymous No.21673184]

>>21673128
>I'm not new, just retarded

[Anonymous No.21673217]

>>21670110
Screencap this. Identity fraud will get you in Kleros Court.

[Anonymous No.21673237]

>random AV guy is also the AV guy at s completely different venue

That's not how it works

[Anonymous No.21673323]

>>21673217
Where to buy, sirs?

[Anonymous No.21673433]

Bullish

[Anonymous No.21673509]

>>21673237
He is the internet AV guy for a virtual conference. As if its not just going to be a bunch of people streaming on zoom from their bedrooms. Some might even put on pants.

[Anonymous No.21673583]

>>21670191
That's a high quality metaphor indeed

[Anonymous No.21673958]

Yeah what do you mean OP? If you were doing AV for a completely different event, why would you be working on this upcoming one?

[Anonymous No.21674098]

1 posts by this ID,
Back to Discord, dear Tranny

[Anonymous No.21674396]

>>21670110
This is unironically a sell signal right before sergey's keynote

[Anonymous No.21674696]

>>21671562
told myself the same, elon x sergey collab

[Anonymous No.21674730]

>>21670110
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand how Chainlink works.
Its superiority is only hinted very subtle, and without a solid dose of advanced autism most of the Lambos will go over a typical /biz/tards head. There's also Sergey Nazarovas very nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation, his personal philosophy draws heavily from /biz/ shitposting.
The real frens of course understand this; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of this coin, to realize that it’s not just le funny memes. They know it also says something deep about this society.
As a consequence people who don’t trust Chainlink truly ARE idiots. Of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the genius in Nazarovs iconic catchphrase
"Get in here faggot, we’re gonna save the blockchain"
which itself is a semi-cryptic reference to the amazing russian epic 'Crime and Punishment' or the struggle of life itself.
I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Sergeys genius wit unfolds itself on their screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

And yes, by the way, i DO have my wallet QR Code tattooed. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid.

[Anonymous No.21674779]

it's all so tiresome

[Anonymous No.21674815]

>>21670110
10x in about a week eh? seems likely

[Anonymous No.21674823]

>>21670110
fuck you

[Anonymous No.21675014]

>>21674730
(you)

[Anonymous No.21675089]

>>21670110
>I can't go into too much detail but I can tell you that SmartCon is going to make this last "moon" look like a micropenis at a Blacked convention.
so a normal sized penis?

[Anonymous No.21675122]

>>21675089
your insecurity is showing bro

[Anonymous No.21675193]

>>21675014
how new are you?

[Anonymous No.21675249]

>>21670110
Post proof nigger

Not that the price WON'T be mooning by smartcon -- when is the best time to re-enter? Now? Or 25-27th?

[Anonymous No.21675394]

>>21670110
>Price prediction? $150 by the 1st of September at absolute latest.
fully agree with everything you said, but the second i saw this i stopped reading. $150 by september is BLATANT fud.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIyBFNjc1kY
its monkey season. $1000 eom LETS FUCKING GO

[Anonymous No.21675418]

>>21671855
What a gay joke , kys faggot

[Anonymous No.21675580]

>>21671569
Probably larp but here

[Anonymous No.21675907]

>>21675580
He deleted it for a reason they just sent a mass email to all of us in AV and they’re trying to find who posted here. It’s a small team so it’s not looking good but I don’t care I didn’t sign the NDA.

[Anonymous No.21676032]

>>21675907
Wait what the absolute fuck this is OP!!

[Anonymous No.21676056]

>>21673128
It requires a 4chan GOLD account

[Anonymous No.21676591]

>>21675193
>when in doubt, claim newfag

[Anonymous No.21676734]

Anyone else getting a smartcon shirt because you are one of the 300 First subscribers?

[Anonymous No.21676819]

>>21676734
Subscribed two or three days ago and didn't make it I guess. Seems like every big shot is a speaker there.

[Anonymous No.21676950]

>>21676591
its literally a pasta you fucking retard, jesus at least lurk before posting

[Anonymous No.21677053]

>>21676819
yeah subscribed like the moment Chainlink posted about it, pretty siked for it. thinking we deff get a big anouncement. this is the year we make it boys!

T, only 15k link but still proud!

[Anonymous No.21677081]

>>21676734
Yes. Thanks Keenan

[Anonymous No.21677106]

>>21676819
>Seems like every big shot is a speaker there.
yeah wtf
how did he do it?

[Anonymous No.21677124]

>>21676056

I have the Platinum /b/ account, Why cant i see it? :(

[Anonymous No.21677137]

Why do I still come here

[Anonymous No.21677155]

>>21670110
Link shills are getting desperate.
It was pumped and dumped. No one is gonna accumulate at this price level.

[Anonymous No.21677238]

I'm a 'fixer' for the conference. Let's just say I've been working closely with Sergey and if you're a female under 30 don't drink the house wine unless you have a mobility scooter for the next morning.

[Anonymous No.21677577]

I'm a 'coomer’ for the conference. Let's just say I've been working closely with Sergey and if you're a female under 30 don't drink the house wine unless you have a mobility scooter for the next morning.

[Anonymous No.21677684]

I'm a conference for Chainlink and I just wanted to say I'm so excited. I get to be filled by Sergey and the rest of the Chainlink team. HMMMMMMM. I'll be all full of them. I'M GONNA COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

[Anonymous No.21677730]

>>21670110
Hopium

[Anonymous No.21677737]

>>21675907
leak us some screenshot or something. need more proof that u not larp

[Anonymous No.21677761]

>>21677137
Just to suffer?

[Anonymous No.21677783]

How do you guys feel about SoftLink?

[Anonymous No.21677818]

I'm 'Rory' for the conference. Let's just say I've been working closely with Sergey and if you're a female under 30 please drink the house wine, I have a mobility scooter for you for the next morning

[Anonymous No.21677823]

I'm a 'janny' for the conference. Let's just say I've been working closely with Sergey and if you're a shitposter under 30 don't drink the house wine unless you have a mobility scooter for the next morning.

[Anonymous No.21677846]

>>21677783
I will peg you while your mom watches.

[Anonymous No.21677853]

>>21675580
>Anonymous (ID: ntaa4H+i) 08/20/20(Thu)12:45:22 No.21672735▶
literally making shit up lol..

[Anonymous No.21677869]

I'm a 'Janitor’ for the conference. Let's just say I haven't been working closely with Sergey

[Anonymous No.21677939]

I'm a 'tranny' for the conference. Let's just say I've been working closely to kill myself.

[Anonymous No.21678004]

>Satoshi Nakamoto
>S.N.
>Sergey Nazarov
>S.N.
B R E H S

[Anonymous No.21678194]

>>21672390
nigga will you just get 4chan x please and stop

[Anonymous No.21678297]

A SMART CONTRACT JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

[Anonymous No.21678298]

He's just larping guys. He's taking advantage of the fact that they're so many newfags here

[Anonymous No.21678410]

>fireworks in August and September

[Anonymous No.21678525]

>>21675580
Kek this is exactly the shit that was happening last year and it demoralized the fuck out of /biz/ over and over. Keep it coming I want these newfags to suffer

[Anonymous No.21678585]

>>21677238
underrated

[Anonymous No.21678735]

>>21677081
Kek

[Anonymous No.21678837]

>>21678525
I can't be anymore demoralized that I already am. It is terrible. Just getting to the point of having a decent amount of money but really only enough to be a nigger rich faggot and buy a rolls royce and a diamond encrusted watch or something all while seeing over $100k disappear in a day and having to start school and having my work schedule increase has made me want to KMS very much.

I already know this is going to go back to $5 or so and I'm not sure how I am going to deal with the absolute demoralization.

[Anonymous No.21679051]

>>21671946
>god I hope they pump some real hype in this shit I want a bull run.
the bull run happened, nigga

[Anonymous No.21679125]

>>21678837
>I'm not sure how I am going to deal with the absolute demoralization
Here is a picture of you at $5

[Anonymous No.21679444]

>>21673509
>Wearing pants

[Anonymous No.21679508]

>>21679444
Checked. I miss the old days.

[Anonymous No.21679537]

>>21675907
Okay lets assume what it could be :
>Staking ?
Sure, some literal normie see some slides with "staking announcement" from some for him random crypto bitcoin digital coin project and is sooo exited he is buying that coin and he is searching for a random forum to share that "crazy event info". Meanwhile not even sharing that info. 99,9% of people dont even know what the fuck some crypto coin staking really is...
>Swift ? WEF ? BSN ? Election ? Oracle ? Google ?
Could be, but is the team so stupid to get it beforehand to some random digital event managing firm 1 or maybe 2 weeks before the event ? Without the NDA ? They would black the slides and give them announcement slides couple of hours before the event and not weeks to get it leaked wherever on the internet, especially here....

BULL SHIT

[Anonymous No.21679590]

IT's too late to buy in
I can only afford 20 LINK

[Anonymous No.21679681]

>>21679508
Me too breh.

[Anonymous No.21679706]

>>21674730
why does this keep gettin repeated in every other thread.

[Anonymous No.21679814]

>>21670110
another trust me frens shit larper.

[Anonymous No.21679925]

No. Your price prediction is pure fantasy.
LINK $13 on september 1st.

[Anonymous No.21680683]

>>21677939
Based & good luck

[Anonymous No.21680721]

>>21672812
>random number gen
>>>tg

[Anonymous No.21680862]

>>21676734
yeah lol looks pretty dope

[Anonymous No.21680960]

>>21680862
wait you've seen it? I'm getting one, whats it look like?

[Anonymous No.21681681]

This must be some kind of IQ test....the conference is virtual. Decent larp 7.8/10

[Anonymous No.21681706]

>>21670110
>Google? Finally formally and officially YES.

imagine believing this.