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>> No.21667585

Just opened a short position on fcel. Gg baggies lmfao

>> No.21667590

Eat my ass

>> No.21667595
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anime

>> No.21667607

NASDAQ unironically inversing the Boomer Jones

>> No.21667612

>>21667590

Plz be female (biological)

>> No.21667615

>>21667585
Post proof

>> No.21667617

I physically can not stop buying BLNK to average down. It went from being 20% of my portfolio yesterday to 92% today. I’ve already lost $800

>> No.21667623
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>>21667595
anime

>> No.21667626

SHOULDVE TRUSTED JENSEN /biz/

>> No.21667628

DXY MOON BY NOON

>> No.21667636
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21667636

Went all in TQQQ puts. Gonna inverse every single one of you. Way too bullish in here. I’m either gonna but a mansion or be homeless. I accept with honor. Godspeed.

>> No.21667645

>>21667626
10th for teslas gonna crash

>> No.21667665
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>>21667615
Just a wee position. Got all my money in tesla now fcels gonna be dead for a while

>> No.21667671

>made +70% profit on OPGN
thanks

>> No.21667674

TSM bros...

>> No.21667676

Shell or Tesla?

>> No.21667680
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21667680

>he bet against the pedophilic saturn worshippers

>> No.21667681

So should I pick longer expiration dates on call options if I'm day trading?

Apparently my 9/18 calls have too little implied volatility. SPXL is mooning and I'm making nothing.

Should I make calls for two months out if I want more IV? Six months?

>> No.21667688

>>21667636
What are you talking about? Half of the faggots here are screaming crash, without any indicator of a crash.

>> No.21667689

I want to stick my cock in the mouth of every woman on CNBC.

>> No.21667692
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>>21667636
good luck being homeless!

>> No.21667708
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>>21667636
Based

>> No.21667714

>>21667665
You're gonna get shat on

>> No.21667717
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>>21667595
>>21667623
sex

>> No.21667720

>>21667560
why buy KHC now? Has its situation dramatically improved since they crashed and cut their dividend and everybody was asking Buffet and 3G capital to explain themselves?

>> No.21667726

Shill me something I can lose 30% on by lunch

>> No.21667732

>>21667626
Adam?

>> No.21667733

what option do i yolo the last of my money on tomorrow

>> No.21667735

>>21667688
What are you talking about? It’s a TQQQ circlejerk in here and WallstreetBets

>> No.21667736

>>21667665
So like literally $5 worth just to say you did it? Wow what a genius

>> No.21667746
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>>21667560
yayaya buy KHC !!

>> No.21667751

PLEASE DEAR GOD HELP ME
SAVE MY STOCKS! Please pump my bags!

>> No.21667759

>>21667636
God I hope so. I want to buy more, but i was hoping to dip below $130.

>> No.21667776

>>21667736
Thats probably more than your whole portfolio u nigger

>> No.21667781

>>21667726
DocuSign. It's like chainlink in Minecraft but real.

>> No.21667784

>>21667726
Short dated KODK calls

>> No.21667787

>>21667726
BLNK

>> No.21667797

>>21667735
TQQQ tracks nasdaq, retard. it's not some single stock a bunch of dumb retails can crash.

>> No.21667807

Well not touching netflix anymore. Of all the stocks ive done credit spreads on they are far by the most volatile without offering a reward via higher premiums for said behavior, literally moves at random +/-$10 at open, looks a lot like manipulation and with that sketchy movie some anon posted that netflix has, no thx not touching that shit anymore. Sold at a bit of a loss this morning (-$50ish) so its gonna eat some of my gains from the other credit spreads but at least it was only one credit spread as i wasnt so sure on it. Dont care if they're tech they move erratic as heck

>> No.21667813

>>21667671
How did you make a +70% profit when it was only up 50% at the top?

>> No.21667815

>>21667776
me think 4chanX blocks you because you say n-word alot >_>

>> No.21667818

>GNUS
TO THE STOCKTWITS PAGE

>> No.21667824
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Good morning! Super scary open, but we are printing now!

>> No.21667839

>>21667813
it was up nearly 90% premarket

>> No.21667859

>>21667815
Shutup you fucking faggot nigger.

>> No.21667864

>>21667585
Wait werent you shilling fcel and calling people negative stuff for anything against it? Lmao sounds like pump and dump behavior

>> No.21667868
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>>21667720
it's down by a little bit today so you can buy the dip while you dip your fries in some fresh 'chup

>> No.21667884

>>21667859
O_O see what me mean
you over use that word

>> No.21667917
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>>21667818

>> No.21667927

>>21667839
So you've spent 3 threads in a row just shilling it? Because it tanked at open.

>> No.21667930

>>21667884
Hes a child just leace him filtered

>> No.21667932

>>21667720
KHC has been crushing they earning atleast >_>
but yeah imagine unironically owning Maxwell House kek

>> No.21667940

>>21667864
Lol no its chad behavior. Ride the wave up and ride it down. Idgaf about fcel its a pos company with a nigger pajeet ceo. I saw a technical setup i liked and made money on it. Thats how u play the game.

>> No.21667947

>>21667732
That one, too.

>> No.21667960

>>21667930
kek will
just think it funny he had been posting in /smg/ for like 2 weeks but all his posts been filtered >_>

>> No.21667990

>>21667824
Hey its the credit spread anon with ridiculous sums of money lol. How valuable were those NVIDIA options, didnt even think about doing one of them when they had high IV.

Opinion on netflix? It cost me $50 after moving erratically again....would've been a gain had I waited an extra 5 minutes. Moves erratically to the point I suspect manipulation

>> No.21668016
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21668016

You people seriously need to buy this CLSK dip.

>> No.21668017

>>21667940
>He thinks he's a chad because he thinks he tricked 3 people into buying the stock, thus "manipulating" it
How's therapy going for your narcissism?

>> No.21668020

You faggots bought the JNUG and AGQ dip, right?

>> No.21668039

>>21667927
>he's still stuck with a broker that doesn't let you trade the entire nasdaq open

>> No.21668050

>>21668016
Why wont it dip more?? I want to buy cheapies damn it all!

>> No.21668059

>>21668017
>namefag narcissism
it's a given, man, just filter him like the rest of us

>> No.21668063

>>21668017
Never said i manipulated it retard. I dont think a few incels with $1000 between them can change anything. Kys

>> No.21668071

>>21667560
WDC seems to be a cheapie, and one of the very few cheapies in tech. is there any reason why i shouldn't DCA into it? I am in for long term gains.

>> No.21668076

>>21667990
Btw if you lurk here long enough you'll find a couple genuine millionaires, anon. Credit spread anon isn't the only one with huge assets.

>> No.21668080

>>21668016
Clsk $7 next week

>> No.21668082

>>21668016
why

>> No.21668093
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>>21668050
It dipped all the way to 11.99. You can't ask it to be more generous, anon.

>> No.21668099

>>21667560
fuck you beaaars

fuck youuuu beaaaaaaars

fuuuuuuuck yoooouuuuu beeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaars

>> No.21668102

>>21667990
>opinion on netflix
google netflix news right now, it's sure to dip

>> No.21668106

When the fuck is Unity Technologies going public? They were supposed to have a public IPO months ago.

>> No.21668111
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THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

Its payday, so I picked up some CSCO, COST, MSFT, O and V. Anyone else make any purchases today?

>> No.21668119

>>21668076
me would be millionare if nottant for FED pumping stock market ;_;

seriously hate Trump with burning passion

>> No.21668129

>>21667636
smg truly retarded now when we have people that don't even know what TQQQ is

>> No.21668130

SILJ was a mistake I should have just dumped it when I was only down 5%

>> No.21668139

>>21668039
Sure, but you didn't start shilling it until 30 mins before open. I remember your post in the first thread, and then you cried about it in the second thread when no on replied to you. You can
>lul implying
All you want. Congrats on your gains friend, but don't pretend like you're some kind of stock guru because you got into a position 30 mins before it tanked.

>> No.21668142

>>21668080
You missed your chance to buy at $7, anon. You need to let that dream go.

>> No.21668149

>>21668099
I don't know why you are bashing bears. I know I'm not making any money in my puts, at least not yet.

>> No.21668154
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STOP RECOVING YOU PIECE OF POOPY STOCK MARKET

>> No.21668156

>See Buffett bought Barrick
>NOBODY knows why
Holy shit the street is retarded. We hit peak gold a couple years ago and there’s no new big gold finds or projects waiting to go, Barrick has most of the world remaining good assets and a good ceo.

>> No.21668161

>>21668093
F-fine....

>> No.21668165

>>21667708
eternally based, also sauce?

>> No.21668169

>>21668111
I don't get paid until tomorrow :p

I'm going to try and control my urge to buy for another couple months

>> No.21668184

>>21668119
why do you type like an adult baby?

>> No.21668197

>>21668130
>azz goi in ID
SILJ jewed my anus confirmed

>> No.21668199

>>21667560
Suck My General.

My AAL and JWN stocks are going to skyrocket November 3rd right?

>> No.21668201

>>21668184
am brain damaged from condition abd stopped caring about type proper X_X

>> No.21668203

>>21668142
Yeah CLSK isn't going to 7, as much as I would like to buy that dip.

>> No.21668210

>>21668184
leddit brain damage, many such cases, sad.

>> No.21668217

>>21667990
440/437.5 were 24 cents each and 435/432.5 were 18 cents each, so roughly 9.6% and 7.2% return on collateral. Now they are worth 0 cent differential so I'll be closing them out leg by leg.

Netflix.. there's some controversy about a new movie (it's called Cuties) so if that makes it drop somehow (I doubt it will), buy the dip?

>> No.21668220

Netflix should take some of AAPLs market share and get into the fortnite streaming services.

>> No.21668228

>>21668154
Don't worry kneepad, I'm not sold that this market is truly bullish again. I'm so certain that I will gladly risk my puts expiring worthless.

>> No.21668233

Anybody playing GRWG? Looks like it might turn around just doubled down

>> No.21668245

>>21668080
S-stop my dick can only be soo erect!

>> No.21668255

>>21668169
i get it. my work actually shortchanged me $700 over the last month and I just got it today (how I didn't notice i was missing $700 over two paychecks means I don't pay attention to shit and i'm an idiot).

I was going to invest it but I decided to put that extra $700 into my emergency savings for just in case. Its nice to have a buffer for if SHTF again

>> No.21668259

>>21668201
now I understand why you're a liberal

>> No.21668262
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21668262

When is tesla going to moon?

>> No.21668278

>>21668210
Kneepad has been here for years, he's a tranny but an OG regardless.

>> No.21668288
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>>21667681
Set it for after the election if you really wanna roll the dice.

T. 20 year old boomer with massive balls and a brain tumor

>> No.21668291

Threads kinda slow and extra faggy today. Scared chumps must’ve stayed in bed instead of waking up to shit post.

>> No.21668292

>>21668262
Battery day

>> No.21668301

>>21668201
lmao what condition

>> No.21668304

>>21668262
The 25th 28th 31st and 1st

>> No.21668309
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NAK IS CLIMBING BACK UP

>> No.21668316
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>>21668161
Did you buy, anon? You should have. You'd already be up.

>> No.21668333

>>21668288
>boomer with a tumor
Changing my bands name im finally gonna make it thank you

>> No.21668350

>>21668220
AAPL should just buy NFLX in a half cash, half shares buy out.

but then again, that would lower AAPL's profit margins

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>>21668016
I've been accumulating every dip for the past month. CLSK is a real gem. New ATH next week 'cause honk honk.

>> No.21668362

AUY OOOOOOOOOOooo

>> No.21668363

>>21668316
Hilariously yes. But not fully loaded I still expect at least something more in a dip but if it runs another dollar Ill be happy.

>> No.21668364

When do we buy NVDA? I guess before earnings, I thought it was gonna dip more.

>> No.21668372

>>21667733
the fuck aren't you YOLOing SPY right now, it's correcting upward like crazy

>> No.21668375

>>21668255
I think my company owes me about that much for my night shift bonus from a month ago; here's hoping it's added to my paycheck tomorrow so I don't have to send an email to HR

the way I look at things, my current amount of cash/non-equity allocations are ok for just me, but if I factor in the inheritances that I expect to receive over the next couple of decades, it becomes much more equity-weighted. So as long as stocks keep going up, all is well, I don't have to worry about squeezing all of my paychecks into the market to avoid "missing out". So the more I can save up cash to buy big dips the better, to compensate for all of the external equities that I don't hold yet.

>> No.21668388

>>21668220
If I give you a stock that gets you a fast 20% will you post lewds of your gross gook gf? She nasty but I have a fetish now

>> No.21668393

>>21668333
Don't forget me in your memoir, anon

>> No.21668403

>>21668354
I cashed out at 12.77 after buying in an 6.70. Felt good, might jump back in if there’s another good dip

>> No.21668413

>>21668364
Except NVDA already had their earnings call.

>> No.21668430

>>21668139
sadly smg is so shit now nobody here actually makes money. this was literally buying the news.
a few months ago smg would go apeshit over single dollar stocks mooning and make easy money off of it

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>>21668354
I just need 25 more shares and I'll be able to sell covered calls. But later of course, right now might just be suicide.

>>21668363
Good on you, anon

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CLSK Chads wya?!?!

17 eow next week guaranteed, but only if you reply with "awaken my masters" for both physical and financial gains

>> No.21668438

>FSLY mooning
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY BAGGERINOS

>> No.21668443

>>21668388
I'll post lewds of his shovel face for 15%.

>> No.21668445
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>>21667717
Anime

>> No.21668458

How do you niggers find your symbols with the big dips

>> No.21668462

>>21668435
awaken my masters

>> No.21668481

>>21668413
Yeah that’s what I mean, shoulda bought last week I guess. All other big tech dipped a bit after earnings, but NVDA has barely budged so far after a mini moon pre earnings

>> No.21668489
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>>21668435
AWAKEN MY MASERS

>> No.21668490

>>21668438
SaaS stocks are going to go back to their pre-earnings prices for sure. There was a big rotation out of it even though they all beat. FSLY, DDOG, etc. Back to 90+!

>> No.21668501

>>21667665
No one cares about your gay stock

>> No.21668507

>>21668490
Yeah, I believe it. I just didn't expect them to be down for so long.

>> No.21668514

>>21668430
We know, you've been tugging yourself off for 3 threads. If anyone bought when you said during the first thread, they would be down right now, because like I said, it tanked at open. Unless you bought and sold within 5 minutes. You got lucky, it is what it is, but don't pretend like everyone here missed out because they didn't take your advice. They would have literally lost money.

>> No.21668515

>>21668458
I keep track by remembering since ive done this for a long time, but most new people add stocks and etfs to their watchlist either in yahoo finance, market watch, think or swim, or... thats it because everything else sucks ball sack. Maybe fidelity.

T. 20 year old boomer

>> No.21668521

Should I buy this TSM dip?

>> No.21668522
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>fully expect TSLA to drop like an anvil today
>it pump a bit and then crabs
Imagine betting against the future of our Civilization.

>> No.21668525

>>21668388
I will not post lewds of my gf for your sexual gratification

>> No.21668539

I've made so much fucking money from CRBP options it feels like I'm cheating.
I almost want to go in with my entire portfolio, but I know I'd get bogged if I did that.

>> No.21668547

I can't for the life of me understand why some bankrupt penny stocks pump for no reason. Look at SMRT they declared bankruptcy and have confirmed that they will be closing all stores permanently. Now it's pumping 13%. Who buys that shit?

>> No.21668551

>>21668388
i’ll do it lmao

>> No.21668553

>>21668522
TSLA can't crash until after the split. People are waiting on the sidelines to buy even the slightest hint of a dip.

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>>21667560
MU FUCKS ME EVERY TIME, WHY DO I KEEP BUYING THIS PIECE OF SHIT.

>> No.21668558

>>21668490
We TELEDOC now. SaaS a shit.

>>21668154
>ID: sHTF
Oh fugg :DDDDD

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>>21668435
AWAKEN MY MASTERS

>> No.21668565

>>21668514
what advice?
how is buying news lucky

>> No.21668586

>>21668525
Is your girlfriend a tweaker like you?

>> No.21668588

What the fuck is nmtr and why is it about to moon???

>> No.21668589

$GME

>> No.21668590

>>21668547
Bagholders will fake a bull trap to sell to other idiots

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>>21668458
are you asking about stock screeners or "most active / gainers / losers" lists?
https://www.tradingview.com/markets/stocks-usa/market-movers-losers/

>>21668556
I'm not buying any more MU, fuck that stock

>> No.21668616

>>21668556
It’s the one bag I’m not selling today... I refuse to realize those losses. It’s just down too far to sell... Right?

>> No.21668624

Is Trump going to pardon Bannon?

>> No.21668628

>>21668435
I'm not going in on this one but i wish the best of luck to my /biz/ frens. awaken my masters!

>> No.21668633

>>21668590
But they're bankrupt, there is no business left to invest in! What can you even sell them on?!?

>> No.21668643

>Been trying to log into my portfolio for half an hour
>IB either doesn't send the authentication code or sends it after it expires
What a piece of shit "broker"

>> No.21668652

>>21668586
She doesn't use drugs.

>> No.21668668

>>21668565
For 2 threads you posted "why isn't everyone looking at OPGN" the answer is because everyone knew it was going to tank. Unless you bought yesterday it wouldn't have been worth it. After hours was literally the top. When you posted it, it was at the top. If anyone had looked at it when you told them to, they would be down money. How is this a hard concept to grasp. Again, you got lucky, and that's awesome. But the reason no one looked at it when you spazzed about everyone being retarded is because every single person knew it was a pnd. There was 0 reason to look at it when you told everyone to look at it.

>> No.21668675

>>21668375
I calculate my early retirement like my inheritance will be zero and my SSI will be zero just so I can base it off worst case scenarios, however I do use a conservative inheritance amount to determine some of my best case scenarios a few decades down the line

>> No.21668713

>>21668624
I hope so. At this point I don't even want Trump to respect the rules a little bit.

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Normally I'd be closing out a bunch of positions and writing SPY/QQQ spreads for Friday right now but I have a weird feeling something explosive will happen at 11 AM again. Eerie feeling..

>> No.21668722

>>21668443
Prove it
>>21668525
Please?
>>21668551
Do it

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>Austin from Bagholder U writes

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>>21668616
It keeps going down every day, my options will become worthless

>> No.21668758

>>21668722
Nice try fucker. Give me the 15% before I cough up the lewds.

>> No.21668767

>>21668668
you're obviously new to smg and market so welcome

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>>21668080
There you are, I was waiting for you to post this bullshit. Every god damn day.

>> No.21668807

>>21667818
Seems like a garbage company

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>>21668725
Oh man this is identical to when all of those redditors went all in on HMNY. This is hilarious.

>> No.21668824

>>21668758
you don't even have lewds of her

>> No.21668865

>>21668633
Literally temporary tulipmania. HTZ did it too. The stock hot potato only lasts as long as people think they can sell the pump to someone else.

>> No.21668877

>>21668783
Lmao not EVERY day I took a short break.
>>21668758
Baggot says you don't even have any...

>> No.21668918

>>21668767
No, for real. Let's have a discussion about this. Because you're being an annoying little shit about it. You refuse to be logical, and that's why you got called a bitch in the last thread. If anyone bought when you very first posted, they would be down right now. There's no 2 ways around that. When you posted asking why no one looked at OPGN, it was at the top. Even IF they had bought the second after you posted about it, they would be down. You keep running around that fact and then pretending as if everyone else is the retard for not buying at the top. We know a biopharm pnd when we see it. You can't just skirt these facts, call people new and then cry like you're on your period.

>> No.21668949

Rolling for a flash crash.
Also, fuck niggers fuck jannies fuck kikes

>> No.21668958
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Maybe I need to stop doubting tech, FUCK SAKE

>> No.21668959

>>21668824
Everyone has lewds of her. Baggie, you're a chump. She sends them to everyone that asks.
>>21668877
Baggie also says his portfolio is green. We both know that's not true.

>> No.21668985

Should I get off Lyft and Uber or double down??

>> No.21668991

How the FUCK is cvna performing so strong? Who's buying so many used cars

>> No.21668993

>Is that.. is that non-free money? IS THAT A POSITIVE INTEREST RATE?
>NOOO MY SANITY IM GOING INSOLVENT
>HELP ME POWELLMAN
Fuck this clown market and fuck the institutions lmao

>> No.21669004

Why is the Nasdaq green? Shouldn't it be red like everything else?

>> No.21669006

>>21668949
NGMI

>> No.21669010

>>21668918
This guy is annoying the shit out of me but he's objectively correct because I DID look at OPGN when you posted it at above 70% in pre market and steered clear. I'd be down 50% right now lol

>> No.21669017

>>21668918
i bought the news, top was +90%, i posted around +40%, because old smg would already be posting about it.
but now today we have retards that don't know what tqqq is and reddit faggots like you

>> No.21669029

>>21668722
stock first, i promise i’ll post

>> No.21669030

>>21668767
He's right. Unless you posted about it yesterday (which you didn't) it wasn't a good buy. Even buying pre-market would be a loss because it's down from pre-market.

>> No.21669037

>>21669004
Tech is better than the things you buy

>> No.21669038
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21669038

Hey, fellow SRNE bagholders. Sell covered calls for the 21st at some price that it obviously won't get to that soon. I've been selling covered calls at $16 and $17.

Remember, their test doesn't require a lab to process.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/investorplace.com/2020/08/srne-stock-sorrento-therapeutics-solid-coronavirus-pick/amp/

>> No.21669039

>>21668918
he thinks he's smarter than everyone here. he thinks his little ruse to pump his bags a little higher isn't transparent. Lol

>> No.21669042

>waiting for a pullback on TSLA and AAPL today
>they just keep going up

JUST GIVE ME THE VWAP PRICE AT LEAST AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.21669053

>>21668959
Post a censored lewd and we will trade

>> No.21669065

Just bought some Goodyear, I will not let the CCP shill aka Trump destroy a good American company. Watch it climb back son.

>> No.21669073

>>21669042
Market Buy and ride the pump.

>> No.21669080

I hope you guys have bought some NAIL.

>> No.21669082

>>21669039
>>21669017
and we have absolute mongoloid shitbrains like this here that thinks it's possible to pump a stock on smg, and "dump bags"

>> No.21669091

>>21668958
>Corn
>Ethanol
>Lean Hogs +6.14%
Commodities are so cool.. I want to trade them someday.

Speaking of tech, I guess Apple's $2 trillion valuation news is now giving the entirety of tech positive momentum. Great news for NASDAQ! I suspect it will continue until the actual split and then some. I'm honestly a huge fan of slow crabby, but positive market movements. I hate leg ups or leg downs because of the uncertainty factor.

>> No.21669099

>>21669004
tech is the new gold dummy

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>there are actually unironically people who bought BLNK at $12

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>>21668993
That is not dead which can eternal lie.

And with strange aeons even 0% may be too high.

>> No.21669123

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO TSM AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.21669143

>>21669073
i did. hope it works out, plan on holding for at least until a week after the split.

that fucking breakout pissed me off so much just now but whatever YOLO $10k. AAPL at least looks like it'll return to the VWAP soon.

>> No.21669144

Fuck you tsla

>> No.21669154

What's going on with DPHC? It started pumping yesterday and continuing today.

>> No.21669160

>>21669030
not my fault you're stuck with a broker that can't trade all the nasdaq hours

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21669174

Is this what it feels like to be a tsla chad?

>> No.21669180

I just bought Xerox

>> No.21669185

>>21668959
don't post lewds of my gf on here bro. that's not cool.

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>>21669042
Did you sleep in???

>> No.21669218

>>21669154
no clue but i'll take it

>> No.21669224

>>21669017
No you didn't, you posted 30 mins before open. Everyone here fucking saw it dude, we just ignored you. Then you posted AFTER open in the second thread, and it had already started tanking by your second post. For fucks sake, the posts have time stamps on them. You keep falling back to
>oh yeah well you're new!
>ou yeah well you don't even know what TQQQ is
>oh yeah well you're reddit
Christ dude, you're like 22 years old. You act like a fucking child. Grow up. Everyone here can check the archives and see the timestamps of your posts. You posted your first post 30 fucking minutes before open.

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21669233

Which one of you told me to buy Tesla puts this morning

>> No.21669250

>Tesla
lmao. i just love this

>> No.21669253

>>21669154
People realized that company is legit.

>> No.21669254

>>21669080
>tfw sold NAIL at $30
I'm such a retard

>> No.21669265

>>21669174
just be sure to sell before the dump

>> No.21669304

>>21669224
i posted earlier also when it was around +40% to +50%, and that was only asking why nobody on smg is reacting to it (because old smg would). not saying to buy it
i d i o t

>> No.21669305

>>21669160
I do have a broke that can trade after hours. His point is about when you posted it. You posted it at the top. Unless you bought and sold almost instantly, we'd all be at a loss. If anyone bought exactly when you posted about it, and then held it for longer than 45 minutes, they would be at a loss. Why do you keep ignoring that?

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21669310

i took the redditpill and bought tesla a couple days ago

already up 8% biztards learn to hold real stock

>> No.21669317

>only 1 share of tesla because I waited for a dip
fuck my ass

>> No.21669321

>>21668993
lmao

>> No.21669324

>>21669185
Post them. Pomp et

>> No.21669325

So with tomorrow being options expiry day, can we expect a major dump or what?

>> No.21669333

>>21669174
kek

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>>21669174
>he bought the top

>> No.21669345

>>21669080
I got in at 50, chart looks promising and hoping for a bump if/when stimulus 2.0 hits. how high do you see this going?

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anyone still on DPHC? little slower than I expected but the returns are finally coming in nicely

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21669381

I'm down 5.71% overall on MU and all the fundamental news is looking bad for them. But I don't want to lock in losses. In the 1-2 year span they'll be back up, right?

>>21668435
Awaken my masters

>> No.21669384

>>21669304
You absolutely did not. I was in the fucking thread. I was walking my dog, I saw your post. You posted 30 fucking minutes before open.

>> No.21669385

>>21669123
Same thing that happens once /smg/ and WSB touches, it will dump HARD

>> No.21669392

>>21669337
It will be a long forgotten bottom a month from now.

>> No.21669396

>>21669305
>If anyone bought exactly when you posted about it
ok? how is that my fault
when i was only asking why smg is sleeping on this and calling everyone retarded
>>21669384
you can post multiple times on 4chan

>> No.21669404

>FOMO'd into TSLA
>already up 100 on my 5 shares

should i sell or just hold for a couple weeks? afraid im gonna get dumped on or something

>> No.21669405

Someone really was buying TSLA at $1950
Triple resistance off $1893 then it just moons for no reason
This is fuckey

>> No.21669409

FOURTH DAY OF THINK OR SWIM RUNNING LIKE SHIT WTF!! YOU'RE SUPPOSSED TO BE BETTER THAN ROBINHOOD WHAT IS THIS BOOMER SHIT PLATFORM!

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>>21669233

>> No.21669437

>>21669404
set a trailing stop loss and ride the retard wave

>> No.21669440

>>21669404
It will dump, but over all after 2-3 weeks you'll still be deep in the green. Don't worry about it.

>> No.21669449

>>21669409
it's run by leafs bro. they said they're sorry.

>> No.21669462

>>21669233
serious question: has TSLA puts ever worked out for anyone, ever?

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>>21669381
how much of your portfolio is MU?
if you're in it really heavy (>10%), you should sell some

>> No.21669484

Gamma being treated like a slampig on TSLA again.

>> No.21669487

>>21669396
>>21669384
This argument has gotten out of control. The guy is a fucking retard that thinks he struck the first even biomeme pnd and wonders why we don't kiss his feet for the opportunity to lose 50% at the top. Just let him revel in his delusion i don't want to read this shit no more

>> No.21669496

>>21669396
Because specifically the point is that if people looked at it when you told them to, they would have been at a net loss.

>> No.21669515

>>21667585
Good thing I sold the top yesterday, thanks again fagcel

>> No.21669524

>>21669487
You're not wrong. I get too caught up with these idiots sometimes. I'm going to go get breakfast. I'll see you faggots in the next thread.

>> No.21669526

>>21669440
im trying to play the split, i don't plan on selling until some time after that. my hope is the retard strength of robinhood users buys the fuck out of it once it's cheap again. im not looking at just a short term scalp play or something. i was told today was the last day to get in before the split.

damn TSLA still going up wtf was there some announcement or something at 10:53AM?

>> No.21669539

>>21669487
Im actually enjoying the argument. Watching to newfags slap fight is entertaining. I need something to watch while I wait for the market to reverse and go red.

>> No.21669547

DIDALINGDING

I have many wares - aluminum, copper, tsla

>> No.21669549

>>21669487
>>21669496
>ask why smg is retarded and doesn't react on pumps anymore for free money like it used to
>it's my fault and i'm retarded
wow smg is just garbage now and you're literal proof

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21669559

Why the super low volume the past two weeks? Way below the averages (20, 30, 50 day). Was all this a low volume bull trap? Rug pull soon?

>> No.21669570

>>21669462
In the last year? Probably not. They waste money on puts not because they think it will drop, they do it because they hate the company because it ruins their established image of a Boomer Stock Market. I call it a "Elon Derangement Syndrome".
Accept you were wrong, market buy and move on. Sell after a year if you want, it's free money after all.

>> No.21669595

Horse going parabolic again

>> No.21669609
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21669609

Double top in formation on right-hand side

>> No.21669630

TSLA 52 week low is 2 fucking hundred 11 dollars

>> No.21669637

>>21669595
don't worry less than 100 retards will do 50 trades and dump it by $1 or $2 later
AGAIN

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>>21669526
>puts down RH users
>blindly believed literal newfag robinhooders that record day = last day in

>> No.21669667

>>21669526
>wtf was there some announcement or something at 10:53AM?
Yeah. The announcement was
>get in, we’re going to the moon

>> No.21669669

>>21669609
looks like boobies
very bullish

>> No.21669683

>>21669478
It's 15% right now. I feel like in 8 months or something there will be some good news and if I drop some of it I'll regret it. I know there are problems in the NAND market right now but I dont have enough experience in that industry yet to know how quick the industry cycles are.

>> No.21669686

chance to accumulate CLSK before it ends up green EOD

>> No.21669698
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21669698

New to the stock, started a month ago and bought netflix among other tech/travel related shit.

Im feeling like selling netflix and buying disney, since they will be opening Disney+ in a month or so. Is it a good move?

>> No.21669699

>>21669549
Yup I admit I'm the problem. Have a nice day :^)

>> No.21669701

>>21669345
$100

>> No.21669737

>>21669630
Yeah I think a lot of people remember when it was that cheap before it got big the SEC was investigating Elon over some nonsense and everyone was afraid that the company was one fraudulent mess. Times change obviously.

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>>21669174
Not me but I found this on another website. That's some insane patience.. $1030 contract to $43200.
Sometimes I wish I had the balls go all in on balls deep OTM LEAPs!

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21669747

im in. what date is the split happening exactly? ToS says 8/31 for both, how accurate is that?

>> No.21669750

>>21669526
I honestly and unironically think that if you sell your stocks in 2020, you're going end up killing yourself in 2027 when your shares would be worth much more. Hold for 10 years and that's a down payment for a mortgage.

>> No.21669770

>>21669698
all of that is priced in
you should buy NOC because they make drones and airplanes, which is super cool

>> No.21669776

>>21669595
Horse is a fucking trash garbage stock. For it “parabolic” mean it goes up $1 on the day then slowly bleeds that off over a week then “blows up” another dollar. Repeat until only full retards even bother watching it.

>but the USPS announcement
Yeah expect $0.50 from that so it will take a week and a half to bleed off.

>> No.21669791

>>21669698
wtf streaming service has disney been running if disney+ is opening in a konth?

>> No.21669804

guys buy everything, fauci just had surgery on his vocal cord to remove a polyp, he won't be able to talk for a while

>> No.21669806

>>21669750
>10 years
>down payment
If I'm holding for 10 years I wanna be able to buy 3 mansions with cash

>> No.21669822

Where my RKTbros at?

>> No.21669863

>>21669630
It was astonishing 8 months ago, ridiculous 6 months ago, retarded 4 months ago, unimaginable 2 months ago, and it just keeps going. What the ever living fuck is going on? What the fuck are they thinking? How could anybody feel safe buying that shit at these prices? I wish TSLA holders all the best but fucking take some profit at least...this is tulip mania shit. They make overpriced shit boxes and other car companies do the same thing cheaper

>> No.21669873

Don't we all just fucking hate it when the market is bullshit and doesn't act like its supposed to? I'm right and I know I'm fucking right, its every other faggot at their computers right now FOMOing the market into a sensless oblivion. Fuck today, see you all after lunch.

>> No.21669879

>>21669776
>Horse is a fucking trash garbage stock.
wasn't here when it was shilled at $4 and around that price?
some anon went $100k in at $2.5

>> No.21669883

>>21669666
i believe in the retard strength of dumbass retail kiddos buying this shit up when it's cheap enough for them to spend their student loans on. this market runs on hype and im gonna profit from it for once instead of shying away from it like i have all this time.

>> No.21669884

>>21669806
Depends how much can you afford to invest, I only have 5 (soon to be 25) shares. I just hope that 4-8 years from now it will help me with real estate. Who knows, maybe they'll even split again in that time so it goes even higher. Nothing makes sense anymore.

>> No.21669893
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21669893

>be me
>never invested a dime in my life, don't know what 90% of finance words mean
>start a game on investopedia just to see how I'd do
>invest in gold, silver, toyota, a bank and literally nothing else
>have been beating the index regularly for 3 months

Is it really this fucking easy? Can any brainlet make money doing duh-tier low buys?

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>>21669822

>> No.21669902

>>21669822
Piece of shit need to pullback so I can fill my order.

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>>21669873
have a nice lunch :)

>> No.21669944

>>21669873
post shorts

>> No.21669953

>>21669873
>"The economy is so-so, let's move our money into the Big Tech. they didn't suffer that much."
>"The economy is still bad, let's move into the Big Tech a bit more."
>"Looks like the economy will be recovering for years, but the Big Tech is doing pretty great, let's go all in and see what happens."
The ride never ends, AND IT'S STILL NOT TOO LATE TO HOP ON THE TESLA ROCKET.

>> No.21669964

>>21669883

Plot twist: you’re a dumbass retail kiddo too

>> No.21669965

lol at CLSK

>> No.21669968

>>21669893
stop wasting your time playing virtual games, put your money where your mouth is

>> No.21669981
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21669981

The pain is real.

I am holding 3 massive bags now. MARK, IBIO, and NTEC. Lucky thats only about a 4th of my holdings but its dragging them down.

>> No.21669988

>>21669776
lmao you're already pre coping about USPS announcement I can't wait till horsechads btfo you

>> No.21669991

>>21669911
lmao that niggas in jail now isn't he?

>> No.21669998

>>21669893
It's easier to make the bold psychopath moves on a practice account. Theres nothing at stake other than your imaginary score. I tripled my portfolio in a week making ballsy trades but my for real portfolio is up about 15% this year.

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>>21669893
no. Can confirm paper trade simulator doesn't simulate Robinhood server lag screwing you over and not filling your shares. It also isn't real money so there's no room for you to feel panic or greed like you naturally will in the real market.

I've also heard that the simulator isn't perfect for numerous other reasons, but bottom line is there's no such thing as a losing paper trader.

>> No.21670015

give me stocks to look at

>> No.21670026

>>21669873

Cope. Don’t even bother coming back after lunch faggot. The market is always right and you’re wrong.

>> No.21670037

Are covered calls completely unbalanced and broken, or am I retarded and missing something? Even if you "lose" you still make money.

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21670042

Holy fuck. They can't go to 0 right?

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>>21669981
>Penny stocks
Why.. You could've literally bought Apple - the most retail stock you could think of, and be up like 15% this month alone..

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TSLA

>> No.21670056

>>21669233
>Falling for kike trickery

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>TSLA moons
>it crabs instead of dumping
The greed is real.

>> No.21670065

>>21669965
I'm just collecting shares at this point

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>>21669822

In at 18.50 day one.

>> No.21670083
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21670083

How come there isn't anything to invest in? Market had been so boring the last few weeks.

>> No.21670095

If i wait to buy tesla tomorrow will i still get my split

>> No.21670099

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.21670108

>Open TSLA 1875/1910 put credit spread yesterday at close using the last of my money as collateral
>Get notification right now
>TSLA is up to 1970
>Don't believe my eyes
>Check Robinhood
>It's fucking real
>Instantly close for $1500 gain

B A S E D
A
S
E
D

This probably doesn't mean a lot to you guys but I so infrequently make trades that move my way omfg I'm so happy to be green for once.

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21670113

Just finished taking 70% of my money out of the market to pay my down-payment. I'm fucking poor now. Had to take something like $6000 of short-term gains.

>>21669893
No it's just easy to win right now because we're in the biggest bull market of all time. Stocks have only gone up since they dumped in March. You could literally only lose if you were doing something stupid like shorting Tesla every month.

>> No.21670118

should i sell my MSFT that I bought at $207 just to free up the capital?

>> No.21670119

>>21670095
Yes, you can buy it till 28th of August and still get a split.

>> No.21670123

>>21669944
My KO puts are lagging behind. Also had been waiting until EOD to go into a larger WKHS position.

Also waited for a majillion years for Target to fuck off with its imaginary gains and drop to 150 and then THE SECOND I decide to start buying in with my minimum 5 share starting increment the price drops. I hate humans.

>> No.21670126

Snag some of this AVGR dip

>> No.21670132

>>21670119
The record date is 21 you lying jew

>> No.21670134

>>21670042
No, but they can get delisted and you lose everything

>> No.21670138

I'm reaching peak euphoria lads. I'm quadrupling the size of all my positions from today onwards.

>> No.21670141

>>21670037

Being a market maker is completely broken. It puts the odds and time decay in your favor. As long as you’re selling for over your average price you’re golden. Every once in a while something will pump and you’ll “lose” potential profit and have to part with your shares but it’s not a real loss.

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>>21670108
Congratz dude, go treat yourself, you've earned it.

>> No.21670156

>>21669747
31st

>> No.21670160

>>21669893
Simulators don't factor in the 24/7 news cycle and snafus that can occur to a company or their CEO. They don't factor in FOMO or panic selling. They don't factor in human psychology and emotions which are 2 of the biggest factors for success.
Simulators don't mean shit.

>> No.21670163

>>21670123
>betting against people drinking liquids

Are you fucking retarded?

>> No.21670164

>>21670132
retard newfag

>> No.21670165
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>>21668435
AWAKEN MY MASTERS

>> No.21670168

>>21670037
you're retarded and missing something

you're short volatility wyhen you sell options, so if volatility exceeds the premiums then you essentially lose over the course of many trades

>> No.21670184

>>21670108
fucking NOICE fella

>> No.21670194

>>21670132
That's for the stock brokers, not retail investors.

>TSLA climbs again
What the fuck, who is buying?!

>> No.21670207

>>21669609
didn't SPY double top too...cheapies could be incoming and I just spent this paycheck's investment amount all this morning

>> No.21670209

>>21670108
Welcome to the theta club.
You are now selling the options. Not buying them in hopes of a lottery ticket.

>> No.21670214
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>>21670065
Bought the dip again.

>> No.21670215

>Too many failed login attempts to IB because their shitty service sends the security codes past the expiration time limit
>Can only unlock the account via phone call
>Can't call their phone number because Softbank is a piece of shit
Fuck you

>> No.21670222

>>21670160
what? why would a paper account not do any of that, lmao. it just pretends and tracks fake stock you buy in anything. it goes down if the real thing does too

>> No.21670238

>>21670194
I have been saying this for over a week: NEWFAGS WHO THINK THE RECORD DATE MATTERS. Literally thousands of people jumping in because they think if they don't have shares by friday they won't get the split. Several examples in this thread alone.

>> No.21670239

>>21669893
which bank? im working on a watchlist of stocks i can buy from different sectors that i feel are good companies and i can just DCA dips based on standard deviations and scale in and out of them over and over. right now looking at shit like AMD, AAPL, maybe JPM, V, MCD maybe. at least 3 different sectors so i have different opportunities instead of stocks that tend to do the same thing at the same time so they're dipping at different times and rallying at different times.

>> No.21670253

>>21669998
I just bought popular time-tested stuff while it was selling low and waited. Starting to see easy it is for banks to make their money:

>hey anon come get your 2.5% savings best rate in town
>bank makes 3-4% on anon's deposit by buying dips and selling peaks
>give anon his 2.5% and still make 1.5% off his money

>> No.21670274

WILL TESLA COLLAPSE AT $2000?!?!
THERE MUST BE A FUCKING WALL OF OPTIONS UP THERE

>> No.21670281

who the fuck is buying TSLA at these prices right now jesus christ

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>Intel announces buyback
>Stock doesn't budge

Dead fucking company, holy shit. Good thing I only got $500 worth of these bags and just purchased yesterday. Thought I made a good move when that announcement dropped, turns out that nobody gives a fuck. At least I can find comfort that Intel can't go lower than this given the news...right?

>> No.21670306

>>21670284
>>21670284
>>21670284

>>21670284
>>21670284
>>21670284

>>21670284
>>21670284
>>21670284

downforce

>>21670284
>>21670284
>>21670284

>>21670284
>>21670284
>>21670284

>>21670284
>>21670284
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>> No.21670310

>>21670239
Scotiabank; the big 5 Canadian banks are all notoriously stable

>> No.21670328

>>21670274
i'm expecting it to collapse violently upwards if it goes through $2k and everyone starts to collect

>> No.21670380

>>21670065
>>21670214

why tho. What makes you guys think its not gonna doomp

>> No.21670400

>>21670222
wasted trips and because it's not real money. There is a psychological association with money. You probably had to work some shitty job you had and deal with a ton of bullshit to get that money. People are defensive about their money. It's pretty easy to YOLO your 'simulated life savings' on some meme it's a lot harder to do that when you've actually got skin in the game.

>> No.21670410

>>21670281

Trend is your friend. Price doesn’t matter. Ride the wave or sit on the beach mumbling about sharks.

>> No.21670414

That guy who bought TSLA 8/28 2000c must be non-stop cooming.

>> No.21670442

>>21669791
Just Disney. They're adding the + next month. So in a way you can say their current service is Disney- and will become Disney+

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>>21669953
I considered getting on at 1000 but didn't and it rode up to 1600. That was my fault entierely and I kick myself for it. Every dollar that came after is not my fault and you're all going to burn, either in this world or the next. pic related OC.

>>21670026
no u. I'm wrong on the five minute charts because I continually try to go long on human integrity. When we get to the weekly chart I'll be rich again and you'll be poor.

>>21670037
No you got it right. Covered calls are the key to infinite money.

>> No.21670647

>>21667636
Why not just buy SQQQ instead, you would make more money on a crash?

>>21668129
No, you don't understand, look at all this iNdIcAtOrS!!!!

>> No.21670809

>>21669478
>if you're in it really heavy (>10%), you should sell some
The fuck?
Why?

>> No.21670867

>>21669364
I'm hanging on right now. I bought in at 13.50