$COOM - COOMENCE THE MOON MISSION

[Anonymous No.21663277]

https://coomer.cash/

Now that one day has passed, we've established a solid ground for the imminent moon mission.
>below $200k mcap still
To be exact, it's sitting at $185k.
>$500k daily volume
>liquidity is locked, no rug pull is possible
https://www.unicrypt.network/uniswap-browser/pair/0x8bEb1D95Be9004bd139bc74c4d44156909890982
>10% of the supply got burned

Daily reminder that we are THIS close from blowing up to stratospheric levels.
Every sign is there and I can feel the memestorm brewing. Holders are increasing as I'm typing this thread. Whales ran out of COOM to sell, this is the ultimate bottom because real men are now EDGING the fuck out.
Daily volume is $500k THIS EARLY and at this marketcap. I wonder what's going to happen next? So if you're not a degenerate nigger you already know what this entails.

Only fertile coomers and chads will manage to get a significant stack before the coingecko listing.

[Anonymous No.21663511]

>>21663277
Never read anything more true and accurate than this post.

[Anonymous No.21663535]

>>21663277
>>21663511
why do dubs always bless the $COOM threads?

[Anonymous No.21663557]

We are all gonna be cooming with our waifus in our lambos by Christmas

[Anonymous No.21663582]

>>21663535
Nice digits

[Anonymous No.21663605]

kek bought some just for the memes

[Anonymous No.21663707]

>>21663277
Bought 1M of these yesterday. Already down 40% so when is it going to pump and give me promised 10x or 100x?

[Anonymous No.21663724]

>>21663707
be patient and NOFAP

[Anonymous No.21663736]

>>21663707
Patience, read OP again

[Anonymous No.21663751]

>>21663707
semen retention is the key anon

[Anonymous No.21663760]

>>21663724
Cheers,

NOFAP till this one hits 10x then COOM bigtime!!

[Anonymous No.21663761]

>>21663707
patience and NOFAP is key to healthy living, fren

[Anonymous No.21663766]

[Anonymous No.21663774]

>>21663277
all coomers will make it, together we'll reach 1$

[Anonymous No.21663779]

>>21663707
it hasn't started just yet. the dev announcements about charity and coingecko listing soon

[Anonymous No.21663813]

>>21663707
Once there's enough liq it can get listen on coinbase and from there comes the reddit buyers. you'll be okay

[Anonymous No.21663840]

>>21663813
coingecko

[Anonymous No.21663845]

>>21663774
This one to 1$ and its huge payday for every Lambo dealers!

[Anonymous No.21663884]

>>21663277
How much for make it stack

[Anonymous No.21663927]

>>21663884
1 mil is undoubtedly make it, while 500k is make it.

100k is suicide stack.

[Anonymous No.21664511]

>>21663277

Imagine getting investigated by the irs and having to explain to them about your investments in coomcoin.

[Anonymous No.21665183]

COOM WITH US IF YOU WANNA BE FILTHY RICH
>https://coomer.cash/
>https://coomer.cash/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/whitepaper.pdf
The first Flash-Mintable Tokens (ERC20) filled with regret:
>https://coomer.cash/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/whitepaper.pdf

Assuming you're totally new to crypto:

>create an account on your exchange (on coinbase, be sure to set up the Google authenticator)
>buy ETH on coinbase with USD or EUR whatever fiat currency you own
>download the Google chrome/Firefox extension called Metamask (https://metamask.io/))
>create a wallet
Wallet in which you'll send the ETH previously bough. Store and don't share your seed phrase with anyone. Use a strong password.
>send/withdraw the ETH you bought on coinbase to your metamask wallet
Once you've received your ETH, go here to buy : >https://app.uniswap.org/#/swap?outputCurrency=0x2f3e054D233c93C59140c0905227c7C607c70cbb

Charts:
>https://www.livecoinwatch.com/price/CoomCoin-COOM
>https://www.dextools.io/app/uniswap/pair-explorer/0x8beb1d95be9004bd139bc74c4d44156909890982

BE A SEALMEN DIVER
>10K: Private COOMER
>50K: COOMtenant
>100K: First COOMtenant
>200K: COOMptain
>500K: MajorCUUM
>1Mil: CUUMlonel
>2mil: Brigadier COOMERral
>10mil: Major COOMERal
>20mil: BLUE BALLS General
>100mil: General of the Sperm Armies

STACK COOM - SPERM COUNT:
>2.1M or higher - Sharkbull Ejaculord
>2.1M - CHAD SPERM WHALE
>1M to make it bonus prego waifu (requires $WAIF)
>100k suicide sperm count
>0 non coomer ngmi infertile cuck

Remember, you are now in clownworld. The world you knew before is gone. This is the reason I invest in COOM. I'm done trying to outsmart clownworld, so let's outdumb it. When in clownworld, act like the clowns. So Welcome to COOMworld, put on your red rubber nose and buy COOM.

SOON
https://www.coingecko.com/en/coins/coom-coin

[Anonymous No.21665941]

COOM IS LIFE.
COOM IS YOUR PRIMORDIAL ENERGY.
COOM CREATES LIFE.
COOM TRANSFERS PART OF YOUR SOUL TO THE BAGINA OF A WOMAN.
IF YOU SELL YOUR COOM OR SPILL IT YOU WILL LOSE.
THE ONLY WAY TO WIN IS TO SAVE YOUR COOM UNTIL THE RIGHT MOMENT.
COOMING FEELS GOOD, BUT ONLY WITH A WAIFU.
DON'T WASTE YOUR COOM.
HOLD YOUR COOM AND DON'T SELL OR YOU LITERALLY WON'T MAKE IT.
BUY COOM. HOLD COOM. WE WILL ALL MAKE IT.

[Anonymous No.21666135]

>>21665183
OH GOD I'M GONNA CONSOOOOOOOOOM AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.21666176]

Send it...