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If you know, you know

>> No.21660436

>>21659590
I know

>> No.21660454

>>21659590
I'm so fucking happy I got in anon

>> No.21660478

The fuck is that. COOM ? Yeah, a logo this retarded must be for this shitcoin.

>> No.21660480

1 MILLION COOMS SERGANT REPORTING IN

>> No.21660499

>>21659590
>imagine not knowing it

>> No.21660532

Remember, you are now in clownworld. The world you knew before is gone. In this world, men can pretend to be women and go touch children and we all have to pretend its normal. We have to pretend importing millions of people without our morals, values, culture, or history is totally fine and nothing will change. We have to pretend women are exactly the same as men and can compete against them in sports. We have to pretend having a luciferian death cult ruling over us is great. We have to pretend wearing masks 24/7 and getting a mandatory untested vaccine is good for us. This is the reason I invest in COOM. When in clownworld, act like the clowns. Put on your red rubber nose and buy COOM.

>> No.21660539

500k cooms here. i knew. going to MOOOOONNNNN

>> No.21660617

The fomo will be hilarious

>> No.21660647

Anyone know how long till its on coomgecko? Im grabbing a few before that hopefully

>> No.21660662

>>21660647
Getting on coingecko is usually pretty fast so I'd hope today

>> No.21660668

>>21660647
its under review!

>> No.21660669

>>21660662
fuck. hope my funds clear

>> No.21660696
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21660696

COOM WITH US IF YOU WANNA BE FILTHY RICH
>https://coomer.cash/
>https://coomer.cash/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/whitepaper.pdf
The first Flash-Mintable Tokens (ERC20) filled with regret:
>https://coomer.cash/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/whitepaper.pdf

Assuming you're totally new to crypto:

>create an account on your exchange (on coinbase, be sure to set up the Google authenticator)
>buy ETH on coinbase with USD or EUR whatever fiat currency you own
>download the Google chrome/Firefox extension called Metamask (https://metamask.io/))
>create a wallet
Wallet in which you'll send the ETH previously bough. Store and don't share your seed phrase with anyone. Use a strong password.
>send/withdraw the ETH you bought on coinbase to your metamask wallet
Once you've received your ETH, go here to buy : >https://app.uniswap.org/#/swap?outputCurrency=0x2f3e054D233c93C59140c0905227c7C607c70cbb

Charts:
>https://www.livecoinwatch.com/price/CoomCoin-COOM
>https://www.dextools.io/app/uniswap/pair-explorer/0x8beb1d95be9004bd139bc74c4d44156909890982

BE A SEALMEN DIVER
>10K: Private COOMER
>50K: COOMtenant
>100K: First COOMtenant
>200K: COOMptain
>500K: MajorCUUM
>1Mil: CUUMlonel
>2mil: Brigadier COOMERral
>10mil: Major COOMERal
>20mil: BLUE BALLS General
>100mil: General of the Sperm Armies

STACK COOM - SPERM COUNT:
>2.1M or higher - Sharkbull Ejaculord
>2.1M - Chad Sperm Whale
>1M to make it bonus prego waifu (requires $WAIF)
>100k suicide sperm count
>0 non coomer ngmi infertile cuck

Remember, you are now in clownworld. The world you knew before is gone. This is the reason I invest in COOM. I'm done trying to outsmart clownworld, so let's outdumb it. When in clownworld, act like the clowns. So Welcome to COOMworld, put on your red rubber nose and buy COOM.

SOON
https://www.coingecko.com/en/coins/coom-coin

>> No.21660807

>>21659590
>didn't buy in when it was only 10k marketcap
wanna fucking kill myself

>> No.21660811

5MM Spermwhale reporting in.. We're going to COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM Soo fucking hard. Check em

>> No.21660837

you're not wrong for thinking that coom coin is a bullshit scam. the name is ridiculous. but dyr. the dev has limited the liq they can access by ~80% (i.e. no rug pulling); we don't know yet if the coin will be featured on coingecko, but it will be if there's sufficient interest in it (i.e. you buying it) which will almost certainly lead to gains; there is a dedicated community of people on discord who are passionate about this project (believe it or not); out the gate, this coin has been stable . . . this is rare for virtually any coin; there is a soon encroaching 2% burn that's happening.

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>>21660811
COOMED AND CHECKED

>> No.21660889
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how am I going to explain this crazy bullshit to my dad when I make it?

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21660924

donno but its gonna be a wild ride

>> No.21660936

>>21660811
Checked based COOMANON

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21661032

>>21660889
Just buy him a $WAIF anon, he'll understand

>> No.21661039

This is unironically my best hold at the moment and I have a good feeling about it. Check em.

>> No.21661041

Kill yourself with your scam coin you retarded fucks. Imagine being this poor

>> No.21661063

>>21659590
coom is at a major discount. if you want in then now is your chance.

>> No.21661075

usury is a scam and i bet you love that slomo

>> No.21661096

>>21661041
>imagine not reading the white paper
>imagine now knowing that the DEV liquidity locked
>imagine not knowing that there's HUGE engagement from the community
>imagine not knowing about the TENDIES curve
>imagine still watching trap porn while early coomers get to hold bukakke's in their mansions

>> No.21661102

FUCK still waiting for my funds to clear so i can buy more coom before it mooooooons

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>>21661041
>t. infertile cuck

>> No.21661511

>>21661102
be quick friend

>> No.21661901

SOMEBODY GOTTA TELL ME STEP BY STEP HOW TO BUY COOMCOINS PLEZZZZZZ

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>>21659590
>>21660436
>>21660454
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>>21660499
>>21660532
>>21660539
>>21660617
>>21660647
>>21660662
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>>21660669
>>21660696
>>21660807
>>21660811
>>21660837
>>21660860
>>21660889
>>21660924
>>21660936
>>21661039
>>21661063
>>21661075
>>21661096
>>21661102
>>21661223
>>21661385
>>21661511
>>21661901
samefag

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21662182

Coombros, we got too cocky

>> No.21662207

>>21662182
don't worry, it's gonna get higher, way higher

>> No.21662239

>>21662207
I hope so, the gas fees still aren't refunded

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21662254

>>21659590
This isn't Safex.

>> No.21662378

>>21662254
safex is a scam

>> No.21662895

>>21662239

Gas fees refunded? Who the what now?