$COOM - COOMENCE THE MOON MISSION

[Anonymous No.21651049]

https://coomer.cash

>imagine missing out on the next Dogecoin

[Anonymous No.21651067]

>>21651049

[Anonymous No.21651078]

[Anonymous No.21651101]

>>21651049
What's this dance 17 year old sluts keep doing? I dont like it

[Anonymous No.21651103]

No cooming until we reach 1 cent

[Anonymous No.21651116]

i hate women who wear bras like this. its obvious based on their cleavage that their true boob size is half of what the bra suggests. fucking deceptive.

remember all women are simply trying to stimulate males into working and succeeding so they can win them over.

[Anonymous No.21651120]

>>21651049
tam

[Anonymous No.21651153]

>>21651067
>>21651078
Based hiveminders, asked for milkies and I shall provide.
>>21651101
Yeah, could be better honestly.
>>21651103
Great. Hold it in. You'll be rewarded eventually.
>>21651116
It's still visually endearing.

[Anonymous No.21651185]

$COOM will help channel funds for people suffering of balls cancer. Isn't that great?

[Anonymous No.21651219]

[Anonymous No.21651281]

Mcap is still below $300k. It's slowly, but surely rising as we're seeing higher and higher levels of support everyday.

[Anonymous No.21651317]

Buy COOM. That's all you gotta do. You'll thank me in the future.

I hate talking to myself. But if I must shill alone, I will. Buy coom.

[Anonymous No.21651356]

Alternatively, you could also buy some Parsiq (PRQ) as well. This one is also a no-brainer.

[Anonymous No.21651753]

Headin' to the moon

[Anonymous No.21651821]

COOM WITH US IF YOU WANNA BE FILTHY RICH
>https://coomer.cash/
>https://coomer.cash/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/whitepaper.pdf
The first Flash-Mintable Tokens (ERC20) filled with regret:
>https://coomer.cash/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/whitepaper.pdf

Assuming you're totally new to crypto:

>create an account on your exchange (on coinbase, be sure to set up the Google authenticator)
>buy ETH on coinbase with USD or EUR whatever fiat currency you own
>download the Google chrome/Firefox extension called Metamask (https://metamask.io/))
>create a wallet
Wallet in which you'll send the ETH previously bough. Store and don't share your seed phrase with anyone. Use a strong password.
>send/withdraw the ETH you bought on coinbase to your metamask wallet
Once you've received your ETH, go here to buy :
>https://app.uniswap.org/#/swap?outputCurrency=0x2f3e054D233c93C59140c0905227c7C607c70cbb

Charts:
>https://www.livecoinwatch.com/price/CoomCoin-COOM
>https://www.dextools.io/app/uniswap/pair-explorer/0x8beb1d95be9004bd139bc74c4d44156909890982

BE A SEALMEN DIVER
>10K: Private COOMER
>50K: COOMtenant
>100K: First COOMtenant
>200K: COOMptain
>500K: MajorCUUM
>1Mil: CUUMlonel
>2mil: Brigadier COOMERral
>10mil: Major COOMERal
>20mil: BLUE BALLS General
>100mil: General of the Sperm Armies

STACK COOM - SPERM COUNT:
>2.1 or higher - Sharkbull Ejaculord
>2.1M - CHAD SPERM WHALE
>1M to make it bonus prego waifu (requires $WAIF)
>100k suicide sperm count
>0 non coomer ngmi infertile cuck

Remember, you are now in clownworld. The world you knew before is gone. This is the reason I invest in COOM. I'm done trying to outsmart clownworld, so let's outdumb it. When in clownworld, act like the clowns. So Welcome to COOMworld, put on your red rubber nose and buy COOM.

SOON
https://www.coingecko.com/en/coins/coom-coin

[Anonymous No.21651864]

SOON

[Anonymous No.21651879]

That girl is underage you pedophile. Why don't you find a woman your own age OP? Oh thats right you are socially retarded and go after young girls because you want "easy pussy", go die

[Anonymous No.21651909]

a lot of hot men in this thread

[Anonymous No.21651918]

>>21651821
Let the outdumbing coomesnse.

[Anonymous No.21651969]

>>21651879
how do you know this? do you retards unironically use tiktok? She has huge milkers regardless.

[Anonymous No.21652003]

>>21651879
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Faggot.

[Anonymous No.21652113]

>>21651879
COPE

[Anonymous No.21652143]

>>21651049
>lol whatever just look at my giant tits

[Anonymous No.21652172]

>>21651219
*Counting candles to see how much of a degenerate I should feel like*

[Anonymous No.21652301]

>>21651219
IM GONNA COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

[Anonymous No.21652454]

>>21651879
Younger pussy is much harder to get, and is thus prize.
I’m 25 and can get easy used-up 22+ year old pussy by going to any bar within walking distance of me.
16*-21, though? That takes skill, they don’t want old man cock so you really have to sell them on it.
*or whatever age of consent is in your state/nation

[Anonymous No.21652484]

>>21652454
yeah, americans often forget that the age of consent isn't 18 across the entirety of the planet...

[Anonymous No.21652557]

>>21652172
i got 16

[Anonymous No.21652643]

Show me your big juicy loads, bulls

[Anonymous No.21653216]

>>21652643
Coming soon

[Anonymous No.21653299]

>>21651219
Sirs, the cake is missing four candles.

[Anonymous No.21653683]

>>21653216
>imagine the bull load smell

[Anonymous No.21653769]

>>21651219
how many $COOM to get a girl like that

[Anonymous No.21653874]

>>21651049
she doesn't even bounce her fat milkers, what's the point?

[Anonymous No.21653968]

>>21651101

Its a mass dance ritual welcoming Lucifer.

[Anonymous No.21653996]

>>21652454
im 27 and i can get 19-18 year olds on tinder, kik all the time. I look young af though, i still get asked for my ID when i go to a bottleo. usually when i tell people my real age they dont believe me so i tell them im like a few years younger usually

[Anonymous No.21654052]

>>21651049
It's okay other than staining your teeth

[Anonymous No.21654097]

>>21653216
This anime cock needs to be pixelated!!! Modddddds!

[Anonymous No.21654103]

But I already have a bag of WAIF stop doing this to me you fucks

[Anonymous No.21654370]

>>21651153
>I turn 15 tomorrow
F-FBI...?

[Anonymous No.21654913]

>>21653683
>>21654097
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[Anonymous No.21655386]

Based coomers

[Anonymous No.21655762]

>>21654913
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MOAR DADDY MOAR

[Anonymous No.21655982]

lest we forget

[Anonymous No.21656009]

>>21653996
Damn bro you talk to 18 year olds on kik? What a chad...

[Anonymous No.21656103]

if devs actually pledge to testicular cancer this shit is going to fucking moon, buy your $COOM before this shit takes off

[Anonymous No.21656200]

You fags post too much 3D shit. Big sell signal

[Anonymous No.21656264]

>>21656200
I'm diversifying the content I post, just like I diversify my investments. It's a sad thing to say but 4chan, especially /biz/ is filled to the brim with normalfags so I have to try and catch every audiences.
To be honest, the mere fact that a coin based on the coomer meme is taking off is depressing enough. But there's money to be made. I have a bag in both WAIF and COOM.

[Anonymous No.21657122]

>>21656200
>There's 2d and 3d
So crabbing it is

[Anonymous No.21657186]

>>21657122
Based