/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.21643268]

HAHAHAHAH

[Anonymous No.21643310]

>>21643268
fuck you sirgay

[Anonymous No.21643318]

He monkey

[Anonymous No.21643365]

>>21643268

[Anonymous No.21643397]

[Anonymous No.21643456]

>>21643268
if chainlink doesnt hit $200 within 3 years im going to kill myself

[Anonymous No.21643508]

the absolute state of this scam

[Anonymous No.21643523]

>>21643397
this is scammy as fuck

[Anonymous No.21643528]

>>21643268
Former star-trader at Goldman Sachs, promoted to Vice President by the age of 26 and made the “top 30 under 30” list in Trader Magazine in 2008 and Forbes Magazine in 2011 after profitably trading the 2008 and 2011 crashes.

https://www.coindesk.com/meet-the-ex-banker-using-ethereum-to-take-on-traditional-hedge-funds

Founded in February 2016 and formally launched in August, Switzerland-based Melonport consists of a series of ethereum-based smart contracts designed to automate some of the most expensive aspects of building a hedge fund.

[Anonymous No.21643546]

>>21643523
The COMP logo looks like the POMP logo.

[Anonymous No.21643550]

>>21643508
can't wait to hear what DEFI DAD has to say lol it's over

[Anonymous No.21643555]

They literally let an NBA player come speak and that woman is still clamoring for diversity.

[Anonymous No.21643562]

>>21643528
whats her gdp number bros im in love
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3k8aK2xaE3A

[Anonymous No.21643564]

>>21643268
imagine trying to explain crypto to a nigger. i imagine 99% of his time in meetings and promotional events is spent nodding his head and saying "das rite" whenever someone else speaks.

[Anonymous No.21643582]

>>21643523
>lists coin
>shorts it
>tells all his users to short it
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF THIS SCAM MARKET

[Anonymous No.21643597]

Spencer Dinwiddie is actually really intelligent dude

[Anonymous No.21643630]

>>21643564
You will never own as many link as me. Btfo’d cracker

[Anonymous No.21643640]

>>21643564
>imagine trying to explain crypto to a nigger. i imagine 99% of his time in meetings and promotional events is spent nodding his head and saying "das rite" whenever someone else speaks.
he's actually red pilled af
this nigga aint woke, he awake

[Anonymous No.21643727]

>>21643564
God shut the fuck up already virgin. Probably been sitting in your room alone for 30 years now talking about how you’re better than everyone.

[Anonymous No.21643730]

>>21643640
what if he names the jew at smartcon? will link price dump or pump?

[Anonymous No.21643807]

> no DocuSign Tom
> no Blythe Masters
It's ogre frens

[Anonymous No.21643820]

>>21643640
>prioritizing the US' economical problems as opposed to its "social issues" that's constantly talked about in Jewish media.
That's based. A better economy would make everybody's life better. The sooner we defeat the nose the better.

[Anonymous No.21643887]

>>21643630
You barely even look black. Mixed is my guess.

[Anonymous No.21643904]

[Anonymous No.21643925]

>>21643640
>>21643564
based on the fact he understands brrr economics and Chainlink is already ahead of 95% of americans.

[Anonymous No.21643963]

>>21643268
WASSA WASSA WASSA WASSA!!!!!
LINK CONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECT!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.21643984]

>>21643564
Imagine the shock you'll have seeing the number of black peeps invested in this shitcoin at the yacht party... that is if you even have enough to be invited in the first place.

[Anonymous No.21644007]

Also fuck niggers and fuck niggerball

[Anonymous No.21644046]

>>21643963
Aug 28 4:30PM–5:00PM · Stage
Keynote: Spencer Dinwiddie, Entrepreneur Eonxi Studio, NBA Athlete
Spencer is a smart contract pioneer putting his NBA contract on-chain. Find out why he did it, and what impact it will have across the sports industry.

[Anonymous No.21644063]

[Anonymous No.21644180]

>>21643528
vp level in goldman is entry level, post MBA you get a higher position

[Anonymous No.21644251]

>>21643887
What do you think a black hand looks like? lol
holy fuck has anyone on this imageboard ever seen a black person let alone interact with one?

[Anonymous No.21644254]

https://hopin.to/events/smart-contract-summit-0
more unlisted speaker on this page, kochis, etherisc, even rory speaking alongside adelyn kek
im surprised honeycomb isnt attending

[Anonymous No.21644261]

NO NO NO SERGEY WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[Anonymous No.21644274]

>>21644046
Cool.
Carlos Matos was earning $1400 a day from Bitconnect when he gave his speech.
His wife didn't believe him.
He invested $25,000 and grew it to $140,000 in about 3 months.
You got a point?

[Anonymous No.21644309]

>>21644046
>what impact it will have across the sports industry.
Actually, this is another case in which Kleros would be useful. Imagine using the sacred and hallowed halls of the KLEROS COURT to settle disputes regarding collusion.

[Anonymous No.21644432]

>>21644309
>leaving judging to people when you could use AI with a perfect understanding of the game (and also somehow ended up being trained to be racist)

[Anonymous No.21644579]

>>21643564
Dude I generally don't like blacks either, but you DO realize there's at least a small percentage of them who are genuinely intelligent and even redpilled, right? Even among the athletes
I'm not familiar with this guy, but he might be one of those

[Anonymous No.21644595]

>Sergey literally grabbed every TEDx tier tryhard “fintech executive” he could find
>and then started getting celebrities
>and now Serg’s inventing imaginary people like pic related.
bros we are Theranos tier.

[Anonymous No.21644784]

>>21643887
literally the color of lebron James and have no white or anything nonblack in the family as far back as any living person can recall. Not leaving your basement has permanently warped your retard brain

[Anonymous No.21644978]

>>21644784
Let it go nigger

[Anonymous No.21644984]

>>21643564
>Dinwiddie tried to turn his contract with the Nets into a digital investment vehicleand go public, allowing investors to buy in, last year. That would have made him the first professional athlete to do so, however the league shut him down

[Anonymous No.21645038]

>>21643597
He's a professional ball bouncer, chaser, and tosser. A clown for the rich and stupid.

[Anonymous No.21645122]

>>21643528
>Fucking Mona Lisa is endorsing chainlink now
Every other coin BTFO

[Anonymous No.21645209]

>>21643550
Fucking KEK

[Anonymous No.21645383]

>>21643508
> "no anon trust me, they're saving the huge industry leading speakers until last"
> *defi dad*

[Anonymous No.21645421]

[Anonymous No.21645451]

>>21644978
>the Neanderthal brain seethes when confronted over its stupidity

[Anonymous No.21645454]

>>21643887
Something went deeply wrong with the amerimutt experiment.

[Anonymous No.21645532]

>>21645038
Why not be both?
Make stupid income from playing a children’s game and then use that income to punch back at those who gave it to you in the first place. Seems extremely based to me.

[Anonymous No.21645548]

>>21645038
boy you're mad for no reason. whats your accomplishments in life?

[Anonymous No.21645583]

AYO DEM CHAIN LANKS MAKIN ME THAT GWAP.

[Anonymous No.21645611]

Lads... you don't think...?

[Anonymous No.21645702]

>>21643508

this is what finally convinced me to dump everything

[Anonymous No.21645788]

>>21643887
I've seen a lot of retarded shit on /biz/, but this has to be the single most retarded post in quite a while

[Anonymous No.21645991]

https://twitter.com/yorkerhodes/status/1124377885375127552?s=20

[Anonymous No.21646073]

>>21643528
I'd like to see them Melons, if you know what I mean.

[Anonymous No.21646139]

>>21643528
Mona (E)Lisa -- the fucking BOOTLEG Mona Lisa
LMFAO

[Anonymous No.21646170]

>>21645611
SWEATY STINKY LINKIES

[Anonymous No.21646462]

>>21645611
Checked. CU Meater will return? God I hope so

[Anonymous No.21646527]

>>21644595
> Imaginary people
If they make me gains idk where Sergers digs them up from

[Anonymous No.21646716]

>>21643268
>Sergey waddles onto the stage to introduce the next speaker
>"Uh yeah, so, fundamentally... We invited Spencer to talk about how blockchain technology and smart contracts can help level the playing field for the poorest communities in America in an era of unjust socio-economic inequality"
>50 Cent - "in the club" plays
>Sergey gets down on one knee
>Spencer Dindu swaggers onto the stage in a haze of weed smoke, pants sagging
>"YEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH DAS RITE! WHATS GOOD SMART CON"
>The livechat is flooded with 'N' letters, Rory can't delete and block fast enough
>"AYO HOL UP WE DEM BLOCK CHAINS NOW"
>"SHIIIIIIEEEEEET WE GOT DEM CHAIN LINKS TOO, NAMSAYIN?"
>"BLACK LIVES MATTER WATERMELON ASS BITCH NIGGA"
>LINK dumps to zero on all pairs in an instant
>mass neet suicides EOY

[Anonymous No.21646783]

>>21644251 >>21644784 >>21645454 >>21645788
My girlfriend is black lol

[Anonymous No.21646823]

>>21646783
how often do you suck her (his) dick?

[Anonymous No.21646824]

>>21646716
> Sergey gets down on one knee
> Ebonics
> Rory delet
Topkek

[Anonymous No.21646826]

>>21643268
nice. this is bullish.

[Anonymous No.21646935]

>>21646823
Every couple days

[Anonymous No.21646950]

>>21643528
>Mona Elisa
So this is what happens when white people embrace nigger culture

[Anonymous No.21646964]

>>21644984
Fucking kek imagine what would happen if he NBA allowed this:
> Da’jamarcus “the three tree” Jones
is drafted from college league to play NBA
>Da’jamarcus Jones meets a certain shifty lawyer and learns he can ico his contract
>ico’s his contract
>ico makes millions
>Da’jamarcus’ lawyer sells all the coins, gives him half the profits, and “The Three tree” breaks his contract and quits the NBA with millions in his pocket
yea link is entering bitconnect territory

[Anonymous No.21647027]

>>21646783
based oil driller. colonizing black women is the final redpill for aryan men.

[Anonymous No.21647053]

>>21646716
We’ll know the link bubble has burst when a popular rapper brags about his links in a song that gets over 20m views. That or if one of those T-Series stars like Guru Randhawa releases a chainlink oracle.

[Anonymous No.21647077]

>>21646716
>LINK dumps to zero on all pairs in an instant

[Anonymous No.21647123]

>>21646716
Really wouldn't be surprised if some cuck like Rory tries to go down on his knees or at least get a reference in to Fenty Floyd

[Anonymous No.21647164]

>>21643630
>the black man coin
Quite based actually

[Anonymous No.21647178]

>>21647077
Everyone should send their link to binance when Spencer walks out, triggering whale alerts like never before seen. If we can’t keep it to ourselves, we can try slamming the door so hard we’re heard for the rest of history.

[Anonymous No.21647193]

>>21646462
Sad that there seems to be only one other old linker ITT. The tides have truly changed.

[Anonymous No.21647208]

>>21643630
marcus is that you?

[Anonymous No.21647242]

>>21644984
>>Dinwiddie tried to turn his contract with the Nets into a digital investment vehicleand go public, allowing investors to buy in, last year. That would have made him the first professional athlete to do so, however the league shut him down

Imagine if they did that for college athletes, they could finally get paid. Holy shit this is HUGE.

[Anonymous No.21647263]

>>21643508
lollll

[Anonymous No.21647327]

>>21647027
>>21646783
im fine with that desu
just treat her right, and don't abandon your kids

[Anonymous No.21647420]

>>21647193
Bräpp S. Niffer reporting in, I’m here fren

[Anonymous No.21647456]

>>21647327
Except quite literally he morally should get her pregnant and leave her then have white kids. That is the genetic pressure required to stop extinction. What shitty boomer advice "treat 'er right kiddo and raise them kids to be fine black MEN not niggers"

[Anonymous No.21647469]

>>21643508
how is this allowed. Sergey really has been cloned, the original sergey would have never stood for all of this tomfoolery. BALDERDASH!

[Anonymous No.21647496]

>>21643268

This is literally Bitconnect/Onecoin 2.0 LMFAO. You guys are such retards. I own Chainlink but i’m not so delusional to never sell when I make 6 figures from nothing. Thanks for the profit sheep

[Anonymous No.21647514]

>>21643640
Based

[Anonymous No.21647539]

>>21643730
Short term dump, long term moon. This will get the Iranians to buy, and the rest of the middle east would follow.

[Anonymous No.21647541]

>>21647420
Good to see you. I guess there will be a day when all you'll have is the cringe og namefags who ran off to dicords and then nulinkers. I kind of hope we have one last catastrophic dump just to have a few more months of classic link threads.

[Anonymous No.21647639]

>>21647496
LINK has gone from:
>SWIFT, World Economic Forum, Google
to
>'DeFi' ponzis and tokenized sportniggers
In under 12 months. Can't wait to see the 'progress' next year!

[Anonymous No.21647678]

>>21647420
>>21647541
When are you faggots going to fuck off?

[Anonymous No.21647716]

>>21647456
Stop with that nigger mentality
they're his kids, whether mixed or white he shouldn't never abandon them

[Anonymous No.21647900]

>>21647639
>be sergey
>talk shit about how all projects do is tokenize shit
>works for 3 years and consume millions of dollars, promising revolutionary leaps all along the way
>finally, SMARTCON the great reveal!
>(drumroll)
>Sergey walks out
>”I’ve tokenized a black man”
The only hope is for Thomas to walk out and say, “don’t worry, we have partnered with Ambrosus to provide a fair trade certification system.”

[Anonymous No.21647928]

>>21643640
He seems alright

[Anonymous No.21648093]

>>21643730
I would send him 1k link if he did

[Anonymous No.21648129]

>>21646716
>The livechat flooded with “N” letters
Holy shit people might actually do that

[Anonymous No.21648173]

>>21648129
>might

[Anonymous No.21648217]

>>21648173
I know damn well I am

[Anonymous No.21648239]

>>21647716
Stop with the jew mentality. He should have never had mixed kids in the first place.

[Anonymous No.21648244]

>>21643397
>founder: opium

[Anonymous No.21648258]

>>21643365
isn't this red date bsn shit?

[Anonymous No.21648299]

>>21647541
>>21647678
We should already have made it frens

[Anonymous No.21648334]

>>21643640
Based