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>> No.21639209
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Surely Tesla will close red today

>> No.21639221

>>21639209
I sold mine

>> No.21639222
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21639222

>I'm not a big fan of your portfolio but you know what, you're so damn cute I'll make an exception
>My offer is 30% equity and you can have sex with me four times a year

>> No.21639223

second for BIG RED DILDOS

>> No.21639244

whats happening with HORSE?!?!?!

>> No.21639269
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To the anon that wanted bears to post their puts, here's mine, I only bought one.

>> No.21639270
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I want to see VIX to 24 at least before I sell my UVXY calls

besides that I'm still long in all of my boomerstocks hehe

>> No.21639276

>>21639176
https://twitter.com/FBIRecordsVault/status/1296144912497352705
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5l4OEJ38aLY

Its happening Its happening
...
Its over

Lol Captcha chimneys

>> No.21639279
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>>21639209
haha it's cause I bought the top this morning

>> No.21639295

>>21639176

Short GOLD because Mali Coup: Uncle Buffet is senile edition.

>> No.21639301
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21639301

*CLACK CLACK CLACK*
ARE YOU READY FOR THE MOST DEVASTATING TECH CRASH? WORSE THAN THE DOT COM CRASH AND CORONA CRASH COMBINED?

>> No.21639302

>>21639269

Ay this nigga literally the big short now

>> No.21639319
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21639319

How to get a finance gf?

>> No.21639320
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21639320

that stimulus headline will arrive any minute bois

>> No.21639325

>>21639244
Algos follow russel and if it goes down WKHS trends downwards.

>> No.21639328
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21639328

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

my philosophy = buy passive income with your active income

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>>21639176
>fish
fuck yeah seaking

>> No.21639354

>>21639295
I sold my BTG at open and took profits and then that bastard fell like a rock.

>> No.21639356

>>21639319

>get finance job
>walk down the hall to the hr office
>introduce yourself

>> No.21639363
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21639363

GBTC

>> No.21639373

>>21639276
>Lol Captcha chimneys
kek

>> No.21639383
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21639383

NVDIA bros how you holding up? the hour of judgment is almost upon us

>> No.21639386

Its my birthday and I'm down 1.62%, thanks jews. I guess its back to wage slaving for another 1.5 hours to appease my Hebrew masters.

>> No.21639389

>>21639328
most based poster in this general

>> No.21639396

Nasdaq is clawing for life
it needs to close under the important 11340 level

>> No.21639399
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21639399

>See BLNK is low and buy some at 9.75 in the morning
>Set my stop loss like a good little boy and go do some other shit
>Look at it now, stop loss hit sometime in the day, and now it's back up above my stop loss

It's all so tiresome. What would happen if I buy back in? Do I get fucked with taxes with the wash sale rule? I only lost $50

>> No.21639406

Should I sell my 9/11 NVDA 520 calls? I'm scared

>> No.21639407

>>21639301
I'm fine with only tech crashing.

>> No.21639410

>>21639386

Don’t forget they took your foreskin too

>> No.21639418

>>21639319
do an MSc in Finance or do an internship and try to fuck your MD's daughter.
My gf isnt purely interested in finance but i did set her up with an own brokerage account and she becomes more interested by the day.
T. did an MSc in Finance and she's doing an MSc in CS

>> No.21639437

wait there actually are big red dildos i didnt even check before posting

nice

>> No.21639446

>>21639410
on my birthday no less. If you tbink about it my birthday has always been a.... red day :^(

>> No.21639454

>>21639437
based retard

>> No.21639466

Dow will close -100 today mark my words

>> No.21639468
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>>21639301
Tech should crash. I want to buy some cheapies off the some sap's cold, dead hands who bought at ATH

>> No.21639483
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21639483

I'll take one order of VXX and a side of SPY puts, thank you

>> No.21639489

>Another 6%+ day in RKT
>ER in 2 weeks
comfy as fuck.

>> No.21639495
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Bros i feel like a retard. spy mooned for the last months and my portfolio is +/- 0% over the same time. guess i should have bought spy or fucking FAGMAN.
i could close all my boomer stocks like KO and RTX and roll into FAGMAN but at this point... it's insanity no matter what

>> No.21639505

>>21639319
> Kela

WHAT DOES IT MEAN???

>> No.21639508

>>21639437
please keep posting, you're needed

>> No.21639522

>>21639466
Should I buy a qqq put?

>> No.21639542

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH JUST GIVE ME ONE FUCKING GREEN DAY AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.21639546

>>21639354

More puts. Country borders are closed, opposition is lead by an Imam, West wants blood and is going to force the coup leaders to harder their position out of fear of prosecution.

No one ever lost money by betting that a political situation in Africa will end up worse than expected.

>> No.21639558
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dow jones and nikkei still not ath. rates unchanged despite fed easing buying. dollar overall still
weakening but starting to gain resistances towards election. metals volatility is starting to
pick up as well as crypto after bull run and dollar weakness. tsla up bigly after split announcement it seems, slightly weird reaction by traders

>> No.21639572
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how much in stocks for this?

>> No.21639574

>>21639489
My position is 16 shares at 19.02. I'm considering buying more.

>> No.21639576

>>21639522
If you want a hedge for your positions sure

>> No.21639587

>>21639399
Don't bother, allegations of fraud being brought up, and not the Hindenburg tweet kind

>"We believe that the Company has vastly exaggerated the size of its EV charging network in order to siphon money from the pockets of investors to insiders. Blink claims that 'EV drivers can easily charge at any of its 15,000 charging stations,' but we estimate the Company’s functional public charging station network consists of just 2,192 stations, a mere 15% of this claim."

https://img1.wsimg.com/blobby/go/cc91fda7-4669-4d1b-81ce-a0b8d77f25ab/downloads/Culper_BLNK_8-19-2020.pdf?ver=1597843273545

RIP my $15 calls

>> No.21639589

>KO
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.21639590

>>21639383
>>21639406
you're going to be dumped on
SELL NOW. been warning you fags forever now

>> No.21639591

>>21639328
>that feel when getting about $50 in divvies a year
When do I make it

>> No.21639614
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Why the fuck is shit dumping? It always seems so fucking random, and literally right after I buy in. What the fuck man it's so tiring

>> No.21639625

>>21639572
does that sludge contain alcohol

>> No.21639637

>>21639614
people covering positions already for friday because they expect it to be worse then perhaps

>> No.21639640

>>21639572
Insects don't belong in the house.

>> No.21639645
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>>21639542
Here you go, bro.

>> No.21639653

>>21639576
Well I already bought a $132 8/21 put, wish me luck. Between this and my spy put this will either make me or break me.

>> No.21639658

>>21639572
I feel like I've woken up from a dream I never wanted to end.

>> No.21639664

>>21639589
I added a little to my position on this one.

>> No.21639668
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>>21639590
just did anon. just in case of course

>> No.21639669
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YESSSS DIEEEEEE

>> No.21639675

>>21639176
what the FUCK is going on with apple

>> No.21639684

>>21639505
Cuddle in swedish.

>> No.21639685

>>21639653
How the fuck will this break you do you only have a disposable amount of two to three hundred dollars?

>> No.21639692

>>21639637
>for friday
What is supposed to happen Friday?

>> No.21639697

hold silver or sell? i know the dollar is up but it will go back down again right?

>> No.21639702
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>mfw i accidentally buy calls rather than puts on blink after the report and am up 48% on it

>> No.21639708
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>>21639383

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jK-NcRmVcw

>> No.21639709

>>21639614
fed statement today thats why

>> No.21639712

>>21639614
You. fucking. Retard.

You fucking retard.

We're nearly at all time highs for the S&P. Of course these are going to be choppy seas.

>so fucking random
No you goddam piece of shit retard. Of course shit is dumping.

>> No.21639718

>>21639668
good job. not even worth it to hedge your position with puts because of the premiums/IV/theta

>> No.21639723

>>21639684
Thanks fren

>> No.21639730

>>21639386
Oh God now its 2%. My foreskin, my shekels, what next!?

>> No.21639737
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21639737

B T F D
T
F
D

>> No.21639745

>>21639692
Expiry date of option contracts retard

>> No.21639768
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>>21639697
Hold. Do you think our economy is in good shape right now?

>> No.21639773

>>21639737
I don't even know anymore, stopped swinging, gonna just hold till the share split.

>> No.21639776

If anyone bought today after this was posted I hope you aren't all in.
https://twitter.com/FBIRecordsVault/status/1296144912497352705

>> No.21639800

>>21639685
That's not what I meant, I just never play options, haven't for years, this is my first time fucking with them in a long time and if I get bit I'm not gonna fuck with them again for awhile.

>> No.21639811

JOIN THE NVDA WEBCAST BROS

https://investor.nvidia.com/events-and-presentations/events-and-presentations/event-details/2020/NVIDIA-2nd-Quarter-FY21-Financial-Results/default.aspx

>> No.21639827
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>they released the protocols?
>punish the goyim

>> No.21639860

Ngmi guys we got fuckin played. Shoulda sold the top. :( and before yall call me a nigger i predicted this run. Im hoping for a continuation of the upward trend the rest of this week and into earnings. Fingers crossed, holding for now. Still up 25%

>> No.21639866

>>21639709
What have they said?

>> No.21639891
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The most beautiful sight in all of stock trading is your shorted options underlying dropping but theta snibbing so hard you actually gain money

>> No.21639892

>>21639827
What do you think tqqq will look like tomorrow
>>21639860
Lol

>> No.21639894

I sold half my NVDA calls for a loss fuck

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>>21639669
crazy rkg with her(his) crazy images

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>>21639773
So let's go over today's news:
>Fed notes the benefits of YCC, but says not needed at this time
>Gold and Silver take a sharp dive(along with other things) before stabilizing
>Another Bank(Scotiabank) gets nailed with fines for PM price manipulation (as if we didn't already know this)
>FBI tweets about the "Protocols of Zion"
Can anybody Hazzard a guess what kind of powerplays are actually happening right now? Shit seems crazy.

>> No.21639923

>>21639466
it closed -84 in the red which is close enough i guess

>> No.21639925

>>21639811
>registration
Why do they insist in doing this?

>> No.21639930

I'm down 500 dollars on msft and amd 8/21 calls

>> No.21639938

>>21639712
>Of course shit is dumping
You literally can't tell me why, that's how I know you're full of shit. Typical /biz/ bullshitter attitude

>>21639709
So...what did they say that would make shit dump across the board?

>> No.21639940

>>21639860
if the market finally does its 10% you're fucked. hope you at least sold half near the peak

>> No.21639948

>>21639866
Not sure just heard there was one and it was negative.

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>>21639702
nice,.

>> No.21639961
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>oy vey the goyim know
>PULL THE RUG

>> No.21639969

>>21639938
Things are at all time highs for no reason. I think it's safe to say shit is overdue for a correction.

>> No.21639972

>>21639860
i told you to fucking sell everything yesterday, you stupid nigger,

>> No.21639976

>>21639894
what was the strike and how much did you lose?
>>21639925
just put fake shit, I said I worked for Raytheon

>> No.21639981
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>>21639961
Like clockwork, can't be a coincidence.

>> No.21640009

>>21639972
>sell yesterday
>vefore the massive run

Just kys you insufferable faggot

>> No.21640014

>>21639930
Ouch, I sold my 8/21 amd calls at open today for a small loss.

>> No.21640032

what caused the nasdaq to take a shit?

>> No.21640037

>>21639776
It's literally nothing, just a bot posting whatever is requested from the vault.

>> No.21640045

down .48% today damn it. I was up 2% before the jewish rug pull

>> No.21640070
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Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm down .25% in what appears alarmingly like an open rejection reversal on the ess and pee. Highly important that we steadfastly did NOT trade below yesterday's lows. Russell comes out on top, highly gratify. Gold makes a slightly spooky return back to thick volume, was kicking myself bcuz I thought they escaped yesterday but not so, still have time to buy. Highly kekkies that the FBI tweeted out the Protocols!
Cosnidering buying RITPF, strange strange thing that it trades on such tiny volume and costs commission though... look into it o_o

>> No.21640073

I need muh ding ding bro for the day to be complete

>> No.21640083

>>21639269
Lmao dont actually do it if your just larping tho! If you sincerely believe itll dump thats one thing (and evwn then be careful options can lose you money, much safer just to sell off stocks and just hold cash instead of stocks) but to go this far if youre larping!? Well damn even if it expired worthless thats pretty dedicated to keeping up the larp lmao. If not larping thats a risky game ur playing anon.

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>>21640070
Down .15%
So nothing happened really.
Forgot to set a closing order and missed out on 80 dollars or so. Happens.

>> No.21640101

>>21640009
>Namefag bragging about a 25% gain is calling other people insufferable faggots
Oh the irony. Both you and Baggie need to stop posting and kill yourself.

>> No.21640104

>>21639591
its a long journey fren, there's no way around it unless you win the lottery or you have an extremely high income and savings rates.

been doing this for about 15 years. starting being able only to invest 100-200 a month. income increased and now I'm able to invest about $2K a month. i just let it reinvest and snowball until i'm getting about $20K in passive income. need to triple that before I can safely not earn any money outside of my investments

>> No.21640105

>>21640032
I sold yesterday. Waiting to buy the dip.

>> No.21640115
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21640115

when are we going to rotate out of faang stocks

>> No.21640119

Okay so check it out, I have 300 shares of FCEL, I bought 3 $3 puts as a hedge, If the price goes up, big deal the puts only cost me $24, but if the price tanks then ill still be able to sell for a break even at $3 am I missing something this seems like a foolproof strategy

>> No.21640120

>>21640070
you ever use your dick and draw and ess with your pee in the snow?

>> No.21640128
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Down 1.8% today, fuck my ass. And of course today was the day I bought more FNGU. I just don't fucking understand how FNGU, TQQQ and everything else can tank while motherfucking LUMBER LIQUIDATORS gives me 3% in a day. What a fucking garbage clown market.

>> No.21640144

>>21640115
literally never

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>>21640070
Sideways !!
:)
today looks like trouble

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>>21640104
Why not just move to Asia or Panama?
Enjoy your life on the beach and live like a king.

Unless you have responsibilities like family, children, etc.

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>>21639895
me have 1 TB folder of dead anime girls :3

>>21640070
ALL ME SHORTS DEEP PROFIT WOOOOO
am eating fancy food tonight >:D

>> No.21640162

>>21640070

Up 1.3% or so pretty comfy

>> No.21640173
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We peaked at extreme Greed levels last week, we’re going straight to extreme fear now. Godspeed

>> No.21640177

>>21639614
T. Simp with brain infected by vidya induced optimism.

Welcome to nature anon, where you don't always win just because you put in a bunch of time money or effort. You aren't playing against NPCs and their are no buffs. You're up against people who slept under their desks at Goldman offices for two years straight and have access to skyscrapers filled with supercomputers. You reading investopedia and watching some youtube videos for 10 hours isn't going to cut it.

>> No.21640178

>>21640070
up 2% from UVXY as soon as I found out the protocols were tweeted.
>>21640037
It is a bot but that doesnt detract from significance of reaction to the information.

>> No.21640189

>>21640156
This is my plan.

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>>21640070
+0.20%
trades on KDP
SEB getting ready for 3k

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can we all take moment for laugh @ ratsu aka goodyeartireboy

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.21640206

>>21640070
Up 0.84%. CLSK almost single-handedly kept me in the green. Bought some dips that kept dipping but that’s just how it goes I guess.

>> No.21640211

>>21640032
It’s time for a crash

>> No.21640229

>>21640083
Larp? I'm probably not the anon that was talking shit earlier, plus I only bought one put, I'm not exactly gonna lose my house over it.

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>>21640070
-3%, after the +10% I had yesterday it's a sensible correction. My hands are diamond, my positions are well-hedged, half my account is cash and my will is strong.

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>>21640070
Opened +4% and ended +0.3. Day of the rope is coming.

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>>21640070
-1.04% today. I was over +1% on the morning but then the afternoon was a dump. Almost the exact opposite of how yesterday went. Morning interesting to note, in staying /comfy/.

Is anyone here knowledgeable about the clean/solar energy industry? I'm interested in buying Sunrun and want to bounce ideas off of people.

>> No.21640276

>>21640115
When Im 60 and want to buy a villa for my virgin Russian twin sister gfs
>>21640189
But 30k a year is way more than you need. The average upper middle class wage in Costa Rica is $12000 I reckon. If you have 30k you already live like an emperor. No need to sit around here.

>> No.21640278

>>21640070
Up 2.4% today! This week has been quite generous. Was able to let go of my BEKE for a good profit today and everything but horsie is up.

>> No.21640280

>>21640211
i fucking hope so

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>>21640097
MOC unusually weighted to sell side if that makes a difference 2 u (it probably shouldn't)
>>21640120
I actually have the 5min candles for the last 6 months memorized and draw those, individually with wicks and all
>>21640163
I'm mentally shaking my fist but pneumatically p happy 4 u

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>>21640204
Its not funny. Lets get some salutes in the chat

>> No.21640330

>>21640070
Had a stinker of a day pal

>> No.21640334

>>21640070
Miserable fucking day. Down 4%, my spy put and tqqq put may save me tomorrow though.

>> No.21640335

>>21640276
I don't make 30k a year.

>> No.21640342

FAGMANN is 75% of my portfolio, what stoploss percentage should I set to protect my gains while allowing for normal corrections?

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21640351

>>21640070
Up 6% for the day, GRWG saved my ass big time or I would have been red. 300% gains on intraday $20 calls best trade all month

>> No.21640353

>>21640070
Down 0.72%. Haven't had a green day yet this week. Sad.

>> No.21640359
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>>21639981
>>21639961

Just waiting for tech and TQQQ cheapies desu

>> No.21640367

>FBI releases forbidden knowledge
>jews immediedly start dismantling the markets
Thanks burgers, I'm getting fucked at open tomorrow

>> No.21640366

>>21640319
Is that the mythical Ichijou festival?

>> No.21640371

>>21640163
Kneepad I hope one day to meet you and fuck your boiopucci until your anus prolapses.

>> No.21640380

>>21640070
Down 1.5%, should have sold out of everything when I had the chance, but I'm still mostly cash so it's all good for now

>> No.21640390

>>21640335
> I dont make 30k a year
what that's almost nothing, assuming gross salary

>> No.21640397
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Does anyone know what the heck is going on with my SQQQ options on Fisher Price My First Trading Platform ( aka Robinhood ) ????
These $7 calls should now be $35 calls? Are they going to reprice these before expire date? lolwtf

>> No.21640409
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im setting stop losses on all my stuff
i got a bad feeling about this

>> No.21640412

>>21640294
>MOC unusually weighted to sell side if that makes a difference 2 u (it probably shouldn't)
Not really, no. I forgot to set a close for a put. It hit my target and then jumped up again. Happens when you have other stuff to do.

Tomorrow might be red though.
>>21640335
Not yet. But I thought you meant "triple" of 20k, which would have been 60k here >>21640104

My point was simply that 30k a year is more than enough for a comfy life.

>> No.21640421

>>21640148
Yes it's kinda spooky, yesterday was ok but 2day looks scarier
>>21640319
If the goodyear company has lost the mandate of heaven who gets the mansion? Your time might be coming silly, u should be happy

>> No.21640426

>>21639614
No idea but I began noticing a pattern across the board for many stocks that give me suspicions of stock manipulation. Movement in unison at certain key points that happen to coincide largely on times these large firms likely make their biggest gains or reduce their losses.

>> No.21640427

>>21640366
Its the Ichijou festival of the year

>> No.21640429

>>21640156
i don't have children or a wife. i do have a girlfriend of 3 years, family, nieces and nephews, etc. plus I love the fuck out of the US, wouldn't want to live anywhere else.

I might sell my home and move out further into the sticks with a smaller residence and land. try to do a 1031 exchange and save on taxes, that way I could buy the entire property in cash and only worry about the cost of property taxes.

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>BLNK

>> No.21640448

>>21638304
>You also have the Buffet boost which was misleading the hope-a-trons to jump overvalue it even before this news came out. But what retail bois don't know is it isn't even a .3% stake, hardly conclusive.
>It's just the right kind of play for someone who actually likes guaranteed money vs chart worshiping or gambling.
Based on their holdings and books, Barrick is a 2x leveraged bet on gold hitting 3k. Based on GDX history relative to spot, Barrick has a good amount of headroom, but I really do think they're going to eat shit down to about 25 or 27 ish. And putz around until gold spot makes a new high.

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>>21640070
Garbage. GAAAAARBAGE. Not down that much though, considering. 0.4% or so. Risk management saved me today as that negative number would have been in the whole percentages without. Stopped out of gold. Sold JETS on sell signal. Thought real hard about selling my small position in Norwegian cruise but opted to hold on the volume disparity between morning buyers (lots) and afternoon sellers (few). Bought Ballard Power. ~20% cash ready to move wherever the wind blows.

sTUPID DOLLAR DOING STUPID RALLY

>> No.21640500
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I'm up $3.96 today

>> No.21640535

>>21640500
This anon is going to make it

>> No.21640536

test

>> No.21640537

>>21640319
I'll say this:
I'd rather buy GoodYear at these prices instead of SEB
are you a viddy games streamer now or something
I will watch ur stream if you post it

>> No.21640564

What's /biz/ thoughts on Air Canada??

It's more than halved since covid and hasn't bounced back at all.

It's large enough to weather this and will probably benefit from other smaller airlines getting btfo'd from covid.

Could this be something to buy into now and hold for a few years??

>> No.21640615

I bought in on Alibaba, when do I get my Chinese gf?

>> No.21640621

Biz anon tell me its gonna be okay. Tell me my OKE, MRO, RTX, TSM, and SSL share wills go up because I'm back to square one with my gains being wiped out since the decline of the gas/oil rally.

>> No.21640625

>>21640564
>/biz/ thoughts on Air Canada
lot of asians use it

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>>21640177
Checked.

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>>21639176
https://mobile.twitter.com/FBIRecordsVault/status/1296144912497352705
PULL OUT ALL YOUR MONEY THE JEWS WILL RETALIATE. THEY WILL TANK THE STOCK MARKET AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.21640649

>>21640564
The impact of covid on being able to repay debt at current levels and profitability in the future given the high fixed costs airliners have because of their fleet isnt sure yet.
Don't gamble and don't assume it will rebounce.
I can consider that business related travel will go down by a significant amount in the near future and in the long term so not bullish on airlines

>> No.21640684

>>21640625
Therefore a never ending customer base right?

>> No.21640689

Anyone investing in life extension or genetic medicine?

>> No.21640708

Which one of you based non-niggers convinced me to buy these EIGR things? I'm up 30%, you rock!

>> No.21640713
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>>21640448
https://www.gurufocus.com/guru/warren+buffett/profile

buffet's 2019 returns were horrendous

>> No.21640728

>>21640426
It isn't manipulation, it's boomers buying SPY which in effect buys a piece of all 300 stocks listed on it. Selling spy sells those stocks too, so they all follow spy in some way.

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>/smg/ the entire past month
BEARS ARE RETARDED THE PUMP WILL NEVER STOP, THERE WONT EVEN BE A SECOND COVID DIP
>today after a tiny dip
CIRCUIT BREAKERS RUG PULL NOW OVER JEW TWEET

If this is you, what the fuck is your problem?????????

>> No.21640748

>>21640630
>Goldman
Not a fan of their working culture tbqh, not to mention horrendous working hours.
Glad i didnt continue with my application there.
Working at a prop trading firm here as a market maker is far more comfy i have heard and hope it will be when i start in two weeks.
Working hours of only 8am to 6pm arent too bad

>> No.21640750

NVDA beat earnings, prepare the dump

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>>21640564
Day or swing only until further notice. Same with cruise and hotel.

>> No.21640770

>>21640070
Worst day
This fuckkng blows.

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>>21640390
I mean I don't make that from stocks.

>>21640412
>I thought you meant
I am not that anon.

>>21640427

>> No.21640806

>>21640750
like clockwork

>> No.21640816

>>21640421
Its currently up for sale by Berkshire Hathaway at only 1.7 million. Thats a steal, Im going to contact my uncle
>>21640537
No, I should have gone that route in the past

>> No.21640818

>>21640342
Whats each letter stand for? Wheres the T tho? I thought Tesla was in there.

>> No.21640824

>>21640750
It will dump either way, it got too hot the last weeks

>> No.21640826

If there was a theoretical jewish rug pull, which stocks/sectors would be safe? Anything without heavy institutional money invested?

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Which one of you was this

>> No.21640846

>>21640748
I remember a dude in my class talking about how he admired a VP or President of Goldman being a music DJ in his pass time. I'll never forget how much I cringed when he spoke with such admiration at such a worthless excuse for life. This is the guy who rules over me, who makes more money than doctors and scientists, a dude who DJs in his spare time.

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>>21640371
real heckin bold of you for think you'd survive O_O

>>21640319
bwhahahahahha
S
S
S

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Not gonna sell, i cant. Please hold me guys

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>>21640780
>I am not that anon.
Now you are.

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>>21640615
Good pick fren

>> No.21640880

>want to make money
>but also don't want to lose money

what do? how do i make money from the markets skillfully and not just gamble and pray?

>> No.21640892

Do we buy the NVDA dip tomorrow?

>> No.21640895

>>21640818
>Faceberg, Apple, Google, Microsoft, Amazon, Netflix.

>> No.21640899
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>go into PLUG for a week
>does nothing but drop
>leave position
>moons again
>into LL for a week
>does nothing but drop
>leave position
>moons again

>> No.21640905

>>21640829
lol has to be someone from Wall Street Bets

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>>21640860
I should have opened that condor or lizard
Damn
>>21640892
Maybe. I am fully tied up atm though.

>> No.21640930

>>21640829
Wew

>> No.21640945

>>21640728
Oh no it's far more specific. Seems to happen on small companies as well. Always near thursdays and fridays. Get the feeling market makers push the price to make their options they sold worthless. In turn scrwwing over option buys and anyone who sold the stock low if it pumps, or anyone who bought the stock high and it dumps. Remember an anon who noticed this trend on ODP last year.

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>>21640863
O-okay

>> No.21640955

>>21640342
8

>> No.21640963

a couple of months ago i lost like 600 bucks trading options and i've been just not thinking about stocks since then. how do i fix my fear?

>> No.21640965

>>21640892
>Do we buy the NVDA dip tomorrow?
no, I think it will slide through Monday like FSLY did after earnings. when it appears to have stabilized sometime next week I'll buy back in.

>> No.21640977

>>21640899
Man I was up 150% on some LL calls, spent the entire fucking day trying to get a fill there was 0 volume and the only bid was a MM who kept dropping every time I would replace my order, ended up having to sell at a 20% loss because the price dipped and I was scared I would get stuck holding a bag. Never playing shitty ass fucking LL again

>> No.21640997

>>21640633
Can I get a QRD?

>> No.21641010

Does anyone have a time frame on when the stock market started dumping in relation to the FBI tweet. Getting awfully suspicious now how these dumps occur and these hedge funds are probably doing it on purpose or their algos are coded on specific keywords.

>> No.21641014

>>21640846
I had a few friends who interned there and almost all of them left for jpmorgan instead.
Still crazy working hours but at least not people that thrive on humiliating the ones that get fired eventually
No joke heard a story from a friend the second day he worked there as an intern his MD asked him to start clapping suddenly, he didnt know why but he complied.
After a while, more and more people started clapping and eventually the whole floor did. Turns out it was laughing and clapping at a guy who just got told he could pack his stuff from his desk and get out by the afternoon sharp.
Fuck Goldman

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>>21640963
Lose it all so you have nothing to fear anymore. Its all gone already.

>> No.21641022

A frenly reminder to put stop limit orders on your options so you don't have to wake up early if things go poorly for you.

>> No.21641024
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whoever told me to sell my NVDA you probably just saved my ass by the looks of it.

>> No.21641026

>>21640945
One hour after US markets open, the open bullruns tend to collapse in a lot of stocks also.

>> No.21641046

>>21640963
Options are for
1. autists
2. day traders with all the time in the world and no job
3. actual investment bankers

you're just looking to grow wealth a bit over time, right? you need to find companies with growth potential and just buy their stocks. Don't look at your phone or trading apps, just buy the stock and let it be. Come back six months later and you'll be up 20% and feel really good about yourself.

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>>21640689
>life extension
No i invest in life flexion.

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bros did the dump actually coincide with the FBI elders of zion tweet? you cannot make this shit up

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>>21640206
CLSK can't stop winning. Even when it dips, it eventually hits a new ATH.

>> No.21641085

Nvidia beat expectations
Stock down somewhat after hours
>>21641046
You're forgetting market makers in options anon

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>>21641024
you're welcome buddy. just trying to look out for my bizbros

>> No.21641099

>>21640863
I suspect I’m the only person who ever actually watched this animu.

>> No.21641106

>>21640892
What dip?

>> No.21641113

>>21641046
the options club requires high IQ which is why midwit boomers like you get roped when you step into the lions den

>> No.21641117

>>21640977
>only bid was a MM who kept dropping every time I would replace my order
I hate that shit. Have had so many occasions where I can only sell 1 contract at a time or the algos would ramp the price in the opposite direction. Really pissed me off a few weeks ago to the point I closed my UPS calls...only for them to 7x soon after (10x now). Not interested in touching these lower volume options anymore the companies only manipulate the price to screw people over.

>> No.21641125

>NVIDIA about to moon tomorrow

>> No.21641134
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KTOV pumped when the FBI posted the protocols

>> No.21641147

>>21640713
Do I give a shit? I'm taking about Barrick and I'm pissed that buffet started a miner craze before this spot dip.

>> No.21641153

>>21640855
wanna see an image of my penis?

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>>21641046
I trade three times a week and make around 1% a week by writing puts.
Options are also useful for hedging or boomer tier covered calls.

Options are a useful tool if applied beyond the typical "MSFT 230 DTE4"
>>21641099
I did. But then it got too confusing and bad and I stopped watching.

>> No.21641164

>>21641117

>the companies only manipulate the price to screw people over
No they're providing you a place to buy and sell and if they're the only ones willing to sell and buy you're a price take not a price setter

>> No.21641165

>>21640846
Pretty pathetic desu its like their brainwashed

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KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

>> No.21641174

>>21641046
Disagreed. Theta gang strats are usually worth checking out. If you utilize $10,000 in collateral for selling credit spreads that will never ever make money, you can end up making about $5-600 a week.

>> No.21641177

>>21641125
that's not APPL

>> No.21641182

>>21641125
>>21641106
Will they announce split in webcast or would it have been in the ER? Not sure if that was just unfounded speculation.

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BROS think or swim added leveraged ETF's to its watch list panel

>> No.21641240

>>21641099
I have it on the backlog. But there are so many things on the backlog.

>>21641182
I am betting for the unfounded speculation.

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>>21641166

>> No.21641313

I got some money to blow, what should I invest in this very second?

>> No.21641314

Apple crashing to $300 EOW?

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>>21640070

Up 0.22%

Saved by RKT

>> No.21641319

>>21641051
This is what im suspicious off too.

>> No.21641325

>>21641182
Nvidia announcing a split on their 5pm webcast would be the biggest troll ever, holy shit

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>>21641244
I hope it's right bear bro, I hope its right...

>> No.21641331

Tesla will never go above 1900 again.

>> No.21641369

>>21641174
Theta strategies are risky anon, especially considering you're having to sell an option with an earlier expiry date than the one you're buying to achieve a positive theta strategy

>> No.21641370

>>21641174
If they never ever made money they wouldn't be worth $600. Covered calls are much safer.

>> No.21641422

>>21641164
Id much rather not be able to buy or sell it in such a case as odds are ill lose either way

>> No.21641438
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buy NVDA at 466. buy more at 448. you're welcome.

>> No.21641469

Wish I had bought $450 NVDA puts expiring september

>> No.21641473

>>21641331
wrong the TSLA bull run will end with 40T market cap

>> No.21641491

>>21641370
>Covered call is safe
>leg down happens and you're stuck selling a second call at a loss or bag holding

Theta strats can be abandoned easily. You're basically buying a lottery ticket that has a 100 to 1 chance of winning. If you're confident in a strong stock then there's no reason not to sell 30 ~5-20 dollar profit credit spreads.

>> No.21641501

>>21641174
>If you utilize $10,000 in collateral for selling credit spreads that will never ever make money, you can end up making about $5-600 a week.
I take it you're doing super safe ones that you can hold until friday expiry that odds of happening are so low that if it did odds are the whole market went down, correct

>> No.21641509

>>21641331
you're right, the stock will split and will peak at $1000

>> No.21641521

>>21640818
Tesla is undervalued but I’m too ballless to take Musk’s hand to Mars

>> No.21641526
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Bobos allready regret selling nvda?

>> No.21641554

>>21640955
thank you

>> No.21641562

>>21641491
>Theta strats can be abandoned easily
If you can cover your sold options sure but it isn't riskless and is more risky than a simple long position in any options.
I wouldn't recommend anyone here to sell options given the average knowledge of people here

>> No.21641570

>>21641526
it is literally priced in my friend. the earnings beat but they needed to beat by a lot more to justify the pump leading into today

>> No.21641578

>>21641473
No, it’ll pull back to the 1700s by Friday. Puts locked and loaded.

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>Down half a percentage
>ITS THE RUG PULL
>ITS ALL OVER
>THIS IS THE BIG ONE
>SELL SELL SELL

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anons do I buy BMRN? It just dumped massively but it only looks like that was because they failed FDA testing for a product. Will they come back? I feel like this is a textbook panic buy

>> No.21641593

>>21641438
>TA

>> No.21641612

>nvidia beats
>stock doesn't do jackshit and actually goes down a bit
what am I missing

>> No.21641613

>>21641521
I know what you mean. I wanted to go in hard at 1470 the other week

>> No.21641621

>>21641501
Yeah exactly. Like right now I'm selling spy ~330 credit spreads that expire day after tomorrow. You'd need a -50 point (S&P) day for it to fuck you and even then you still can get out with 70% of your collateral when extremely unlucky.

>> No.21641624

>>21640742
Permabears are retarded
>Permabulls are retarded
Also only the winning side of both is posting at the time, the other side holds still until they can be smug again

>> No.21641628

>waiting for the pre-election crash

>could have made money there today
>and there
>and there
>and there and there and there

>> No.21641647

>>21640367
It's worth it though

>> No.21641661

>>21641583
what percent should we start to worry

>> No.21641674

>>21641570
This. Not a bobo but this stock got hyped too much. Just like wmt before earnings. Glad i walked with a profit on wmt those options are lower today

>> No.21641677

>>21641612
it’s common with earnings, usually the run up is not justified by the actual good news so it pulls back.

>> No.21641681

>>21641612
Market needs time to digest, once they comprehend the gravity of the 167% data center growth and overtaking gaming it will skyrocket.

>> No.21641698

>>21641583
any thing less than 40% is nothing to worry about, but once we're down 41% sell everything.

>> No.21641722

>>21641593
and what do you do, fren? how much have you made YoY?

>> No.21641723

>>21641621
What kinda return do you see on a weekly basis? I'm guessing 5%-6%?

>> No.21641742

>>21641578
you're literally wrong. 90% of newfags think they have to buy by friday to get the split. It will go over 2000 that day.

>> No.21641757

all these newfag investors don't realize hyped stocks always drop after earnings
it's only the stocks no one expected to beat that run

>> No.21641783

>>21641578
>puts locked and loaded
Show positions, faggot.

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>Day 2
>up $0.09

>> No.21641831

>>21640397
I got fucked by this too

>> No.21641833

What should I set as my sell stop for TQQQ? $130?

>> No.21641836

>>21641742
You have to own by end of day Friday to get the split. It’s literally gonna plummet after Friday.

>> No.21641864

Opinions on SHIP? Will it bounce? Reverse split?

>> No.21641865

Why are bears such absolute FAGGOTS bros I just don’t get it

>> No.21641897

>>21641723
About that. Right now I'm only putting in around $2000 collateral and I get a $120 return every two days, so 18% approximately (Options close Monday Wednesday Friday). I usually switch between puts and calls on spy depending on my faith in the market. I'm probably going to switch to calls after today after that crazy leg down, or just wait it out until I'm confident again.

If you're going into it, set an exit point about 2 or 3% above your price so that if it does start to go down, you sell while you're still OTM and you retain the collateral.

>> No.21641928

NVIDIA conference starts in 5 min, get in bros. Have those orders ready in case they announce a split like APPL and TSLA. get in first


https://investor.nvidia.com/events-and-presentations/events-and-presentations/event-details/2020/NVIDIA-2nd-Quarter-FY21-Financial-Results/default.aspx

>> No.21641932
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>>21641521
>Tesla is undervalued

Why not buy Nikola? Same vaporware scam with same profits but much cheaper

>> No.21641950

>>21641865
Most of the people that claim to be bears don't actually have positions, they are just trying to piss you off.

>> No.21641957

>>21641153
I just want to know if it is jewed up

>> No.21641961

>>21641836
No you do not.

>> No.21641960
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DENN, drops at open again but always turns green in the end.

Good old DENN

>> No.21641964

>>21641864
>SHIP
literally a greek scam, go back to penny trader general. they dropped hard on their last reverse split and will mostly likely be delisted

>> No.21641965
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“I don’t go out looking for good shorts. I’m spending my time looking for good longs. I shorted NASDAQ because I had to. Every bit of logic I had led me to this trade and I had to do it.”
-Michael Burry, The Big Short Autist

>> No.21641995

>>21641836
>You have to own by end of day Friday to get the split. It’s literally gonna plummet after Friday.
lmao that makes no fucking sense, are you new?

>> No.21641999

>>21641864
LMAO it's back down to .50? it just did a 1-16 reverse split like a month ago when it was at like .13

>> No.21642004

I don't even want a pump tomorrow, it can crab all it wants. Just please don't fucking dump.

>> No.21642021

>>21641965
i shorted the nasdaq, but i keep losing bobro

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>>21641965

>> No.21642024

>>21641698
Based boomer buffet

>> No.21642026

>>21641897
Wait that sounds like a 5%-6% return every 2 days instead of a week. thats pretty good.

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>>21641521
>tesla is undervalued

>> No.21642068

I hate kikes jannies and FAGMAN "investors"

>> No.21642081

>>21642021
Burry has billions of dollars to work with, he can afford to pay interest out the ass until he makes a few bucks out of it

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new

>>21642089
>>21642089
>>21642089
>>21642089

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>>21641526
>NVDA
YES

>> No.21642206

>>21641046

Retarded. If you're just going to admit you're a cuck and say, "well, this is too hard" then go buy SPY.

You do not have the 150k$ 4 year finance degree nor the expensive info network subscriptions nor the time to do comprehensive value estimations which will outperform the S&P.

You are not special and you will, like almost all anons on here either A) follow similar thinking to all the other uninformed autists on here and invest in retail trap or B) be edgy and just pick some random shite and slowly convince yourself its a diamond in the rough. No one here has the time or the ethic to read through 100 10-k's a week.

Options allow retards to make similar returns to people who actually know what they are doing if the anon has the balls to hold and knows what kind of stories to look for in a news aggregator. You can't trade like that past a certain amount, but for someone with 4k$, its the only way to beat SPY other than luck.

>> No.21642346

Apple hit 2T today... The road to 2.5 starts on 8-31-2020. Hell that's not outta line. Amazon is still under 2T and cost 3000+ a share.. Bring on the split and the mad buying spree. Send that baby back to 300 per by December please.

>> No.21642670

>>21642346
bezos doesnt want baby investors

>> No.21642832

Traps aren’t gay!

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>$FCEL

>> No.21643241

>>21639383
Fuck bitches get money bb