/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.21624638]

If you're still a complete fucking loser with zero financial prospects at 30, is it considered polite to kill yourself?

[Anonymous No.21624717]

>>21624638
I'm 33, made some bad calls in my life and fit the description, it's all my fault I have nothing and I own it completely. I'm gonna turn it around and create a good life, or literally die trying. Suicide is for fags and trannies.

[Anonymous No.21624807]

>>21624638
Literally all you need to do is intelligently invest in crypto. DCA into BTC and ETH, buy promising small caps and take profits back into BTC, ETH and even USDT and start lending and staking your stack. Live in a van if you have to.

[Anonymous No.21625216]

>>21624807
What do you think of STA, PRQ and 0chain?

[Anonymous No.21625317]

>>21624638
Maybe 40. But not 30

[Anonymous No.21625328]

>>21624807
God If not for the wife and kids I would live in a van. Work from there. Get cheap gym subscription just to shower every day. Ten years of real saving and your set for life

[Anonymous No.21625399]

I'm 34 and I literally dgaf anymore. Gonna cause a ruckus until the Jews kill me.

[Anonymous No.21625666]

>>21624807

Crypto is a scam. Buy gold.

[Anonymous No.21625689]

>>21625666
ok boomer

[Anonymous No.21625717]

>>21624807

Crypto is a scam. Buy gold.

[Anonymous No.21626135]

>>21624717
I'm also 33 and finally recovering from a failed small business venture. Luckily things are looking up. I wish my parents view me as a monstrous failure though.
>>21625317
Yes, 40 is the cut-off I think. You can still straighten things out in your thirties.

[Anonymous No.21626277]

>>21624638

>30
>Was a depressed NEET all my 20s
>Got back to school at 27
>Pulled out an associates in comp networks / sec
>Working on my Bachelors now while I work full time
>Everyone loves working with me
>Always leave a good impression despite being strange thanks to years of isolation
>Pay keeps getting better, already banged a few girls this year despite being a complete virgin until early this year

Nah. This is the time where its make or break. Once I get my Bachelors a year from now I'm fucking off to another country for awhile to teach or something, I dont know. anyone that tells you its over at 30 is just a sad sack that had their best years in college. Shit CAN get better but only if YOU get better.

[Anonymous No.21626356]

>>21626135
Kek, tell them you're less of a failure than me. I was a drunk throughout my 20s, only stopped in October 2017 and it took me this long to become more or less human again. Got a good job beginning of this year, only to lose it two months back. I'm putting everything I can into crypto in a hail mary attempt to make it while I'm looking for a job, but prospects right now are shite.

>>21626277
Based, I wish I went into IT instead of a meme electronics diploma in 2015.

[Anonymous No.21626399]

>>21624638
i'm a 30yo NEET but I'm all in some lowcap promising projects right now and think I'm finally gonna make it this year if we bull run... already up 2x... get in DIA, FLOW and MTA anon. lets go

[Anonymous No.21626575]

>>21626356

IT is nice because EVERY industry has an IT dept, and pays pretty damn well. You also don't have to be a company cuck like a programmer and sleep under your desk. You just need to be able to talk to normies AND spergs. It's the middleman position.

[Anonymous No.21626852]

>>21626575
Any way to get into it without going through college? I'm unemployed and on the dole right now anyway, might as well try for something in case STA and PRQ don't moon soon enough.

Or I might just go work construction, kek.

[Anonymous No.21626956]

>>21624638
what did jack ma say? something like if you are still poor at 35 you deserve to be

[Anonymous No.21627001]

>>21624717
Monstrously based.

[Anonymous No.21627009]

>>21626956
unironically, billionaires deserve the rope. not even a commi, but i'd love to see them all hang just out of petty jealousy lol.

[Anonymous No.21627136]

>>21626852

It's not terribly difficult, some cheaper/smaller service providers will hire you even with just a highschool diploma, but dont expect much more than 15 an hour. If you really want to start off on a good foot, get the CompTIA A+ cert or whatever its called. Once you have an associates it gets pretty easy to get hired entry level in most places. The bachelors is what gets you the cushy jobs though. I'm hoping once I got mine I can slip into some IT dept at a college or something. Gives me good access to college girls with daddy issues too.

[Anonymous No.21627233]

>>21627136
So gotta look at getting some certs, gotcha. I'll need to figure out which ones, and what the process is for getting them.

[Anonymous No.21627388]

>>21627233
Assuming you're in the US, Adecco Technical (or whatever they are calling themselves now) will hire just about anyone and will place you in big corporations, once inside, work hard and kiss a lot of ass and you'll be hired onto that company. Spend a couple years there and then bounce to literally anywhere.

[Anonymous No.21627524]

>>21627388
Nah, the UK. I will look into that shit, I'm sitting on my ass watching charts all day right now, so why the fuck not.

[Anonymous No.21627589]

>>21624638
How does yes sound anon

[Anonymous No.21627630]

>>21627589
But rather than kys
Consider changing everything in your life and do a complete reset

[Anonymous No.21627641]

>>21627388

Im about finished with my tenure at my first gig. Just about 15 months in with some little telecom place. Its been ok, but they won't pay for my certs or anything, and the workload is getting kind of stupid for the pay. Hoping my next gig nets me 20 an hour minimum with some paid training time.


>>21627524


Definitely focus on a entry-level cert program. Once you get that done, NEVER pay for certs out of pocket again. Always negotiate with potential employers for certs; they'll PAY you to train and take tests.

[Anonymous No.21627676]

>>21625216
STA looks like a good hold, unsure on the other two

[Anonymous No.21627678]

>>21625399
Based ruckus anon

[Anonymous No.21627884]

>>21627641
See if you can get them to post you somewhere VERY different from the place you are at now. Former contractors and freelancers get paid premium in startups since we've been trained (the fucking hard way) to hit the ground running.

The hours suck, the benefits suck, but the opportunities are immense

[Anonymous No.21628278]

>>21627884

I'm honestly open to relocating to wherever. The downside is no bachelors, so it makes international opportunities tough, but if someone told me to relocate to fucking Kuwait for a 6 month gig, I'd do it in a heartbeat.

[Anonymous No.21628484]

>>21628278
Do some web dev, apply to places in Dubai.

[Anonymous No.21628999]

Chin up

[Anonymous No.21629104]

>>21628999
Checked

[Anonymous No.21629168]

I'm 23 going down this road, I need to get back into school so I don't wage or need a crutch for support in my 30s. Fuck. Where's the time going though. These past couple years feel like the snap of a finger, it's not going to get any better.

[Anonymous No.21629199]

>>21628999
Martha Stewart was a high fashion model and married rich. Julia Child was literally a glownigger. The only person on this list who is our guy is Roget.

[Anonymous No.21629347]

>>21629199
Rodney gets no respect I tell ya