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COOM IS LIFE.
COOM IS YOUR PRIMORDIAL ENERGY.
COOM CREATES LIFE.
COOM TRANSFERS PART OF YOUR SOUL TO THE BAGINA OF A WOMAN.
IF YOU SELL YOUR COOM OR SPILL IT YOU WILL LOSE.
THE ONLY WAY TO WIN IS TO SAVE YOUR COOM UNTIL THE RIGHT MOMENT.
COOMING FEELS GOOD, BUT ONLY WITH A WAIFU.
DON'T WASTE YOUR COOM.
HOLD YOUR COOM AND DON'T SELL OR YOU LITERALLY WON'T MAKE IT.
BUY COOM. HOLD COOM. WE WILL ALL MAKE IT.

>> No.21624681

>>21623997
based. this is your chance bros

>> No.21624837
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COOM WITH US IF YOU WANNA BE FILTHY RICH
>https://coomer.cash/
>https://coomer.cash/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/whitepaper.pdf
The first Flash-Mintable Tokens (ERC20) filled with regret:
>https://coomer.cash/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/whitepaper.pdf

Assuming you're totally new to crypto:

>create an account on your exchange (on coinbase, be sure to set up the Google authenticator)
>buy ETH on coinbase with USD or EUR whatever fiat currency you own
>download the Google chrome/Firefox extension called Metamask (https://metamask.io/))
>create a wallet
Wallet in which you'll send the ETH previously bough. Store and don't share your seed phrase with anyone. Use a strong password.
>send/withdraw the ETH you bought on coinbase to your metamask wallet
Once you've received your ETH, go here to buy : >https://app.uniswap.org/#/swap?outputCurrency=0x2f3e054D233c93C59140c0905227c7C607c70cbb

Charts:
>https://www.livecoinwatch.com/price/CoomCoin-COOM
>https://www.dextools.io/app/uniswap/pair-explorer/0x8beb1d95be9004bd139bc74c4d44156909890982

BE A SEAL DIVER
>10K: Private COOMER
>50K: COOMtenant
>100K: First COOMtenant
>200K: COOMptain
>500K: MajorCUUM
>1Mil: CUUMlonel
>2mil: Brigadier COOMERral
>10mil: Major COOMERal
>20mil: BLUE BALLS General
>100mil: General of the Sperm Armies

STACK COOM - SPERM COUNT:
>2.1 or higher - Sharkbull Ejaculord
>2.1M - CHAD SPERM WHALE
>1M to make it bonus prego waifu
>100k suicide sperm count
>0 non coomer ngmi infertile cuck

Remember, you are now in clownworld. The world you knew before is gone. This is the reason I invest in COOM. I'm done trying to outsmart clownworld, so let's outdumb it. When in clownworld, act like the clowns. Put on your red rubber nose and buy COOM.

https://www.coingecko.com/en/coins/coom-coin
>IMAGINE WHEN THEY CONFIRM AND ANNOUNCE $WAIF AND $DONUT INTEGRATION
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0K4oym9Pw48

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>> No.21625013

>>21623997
In times of desperation and red flags, we can only count to COOM. This will be our saviour and shelter when there is blood on the streets.

>> No.21625928
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>another shitty memecoin like WAIF or YAM or Tendies or WHATEVER

>> No.21626189

>>21625928
imagine if this went to 1 dollar like tendies.

>> No.21626206

>>21625928
THIS IS CLOWNWORLD. KEEP THAT IN MIND. OUTSMARTING CLOWNWORLD IS IMPOSSIBLE. WE NEED TO OUTDUMB IT.

>> No.21626316

>>21625928
>believing anything is priced based on fundamentals
Supply & Demand

>> No.21626323

>>21623997
WTF GAS PRICEZ WHAT THE FUCK HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO COOOOM

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>>21625928
Be like this man and invest in many millions of COOM, the-white-man's-currency™.

>> No.21627044

>>21625928
>He believes any coin has any real value or use case
More people buying = more money
Meme coins have a bigger chance

>> No.21627491

Just got myself a nice sperm stack

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