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Uniswap is literally changing my life

>> No.21612455

>>21612437
I don’t know how to use it, I’m retarded

>> No.21612668
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21612668

>>21612437
Remember that for every dollar you make, somebody else is losing a dollar, and it only takes one bad decision for all your gains to disappear.

>> No.21612861

>>21612437
Isn’t gas like crazy expensive right now though?

>> No.21612876

WAIF
STA
TRANQ
FLOW
SXP
IOTA

I don't have a lot in each one. Because of that, I can hold for years if I need to. Do you think at least one of them will grow in the next year? Yes, I'll check on August 23-24.

>> No.21612909
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21612909

how much did u start with and what's your current portfolio?
What shitcoins have u bought?

>> No.21612924

>>21612876

hold FLOW enjoy your daily compound interest.

>> No.21613090

>>21612924
I think you're right and I should buy some more of it. I like that FLOW is decentralized.

>> No.21613357

>>21612437
I know what you mean. Feels surreal

>> No.21613521

I can't find the link where I buy FLOW. I made bookmarks but they all have similar names.

>> No.21613522
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>>21612437
It's only over when you sell and take profits, anon

>> No.21613570

>>21612668
This, say a prayer for all the retards

>> No.21613624

https://app.uniswap.org/#/swap?outputCurrency=0xC6e64729931f60D2c8Bc70A27D66D9E0c28D1BF9

There it is. It's unlisted.

>> No.21613634

>>21612668
For every dollar i make someone loses 2 dollars because taxation

>> No.21613645

>>21612437
Trading or hodling?

>> No.21613649

>>21612437
Which cryptos are you investing in anon? It is in your best interest to inform me because I can add more liquidity (:

>> No.21613671

>>21612437
how i'm feeling right now desu. been in crypto since 2017 and getting in early on uniswap shit is easily the most reliable strat yet found

>> No.21613674

>>21612876
WAIF seems like it’s going places

>> No.21613731

Hi anons I’d like to have my life changed too. Don’t even know where to start

>> No.21613735

>>21613645

Easy. Lemme give you a freebie

> find shitcoin being shilled by /biz/ or some tg group
> swap ur eth un uniswap
> watch it pump
> watch it like a hawk and exit your position before someone else decides they've made enough

Made me money so far.

>> No.21613785

>>21613735
Oh by the way, make sure you're saving some of your gains. This will be your lube come tax season.

>> No.21613832

>>21613735
What's your general exit point?

>> No.21613840

>>21612437
Ive seen this before, dont get caught holding bags when most of this defi bubble implodes like ICO shit tokens did before

>> No.21613873

>>21613832

1.5x ~ 2x. Even 2x is already greedy for me. You just have to make sure that the coin is actually pumping at the time it's being shilled here or elsewhere, lest your fond of holding heavy shitcoin bags.

>> No.21613915

>>21613735
Thanks fren

>> No.21613939

>>21612437
>>21613735
IM COOMING (just recently)
and other satire

>> No.21614009

>>21613735
adding liquidity or just straight up swaps?

>> No.21614062
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>>21612455
I just got a coinbase wallet to tie to it. Had the app for weeks and it just looked like a total mess but I'm determined to figure it out. Going to practice with 100 bucks before I start dumping real money into it. And don't bother with tutorials, they seemed useless, at least to me

>> No.21614069

>link coinbase wallet
y/n?

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>>21612909

>> No.21614154

>>21614009

lol no just straight up swap. Check the liquidity of the token pair first before gambling, and check the volume. I'm starting to consider using DEXTools for this shit, but I'm worried it'll just enable more degenerate gambling on my end.

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21614167

the shitcoins i'm holding are doing nothing but fucking crabbing 24/7 I'M MISSING OUT ON BEING FINANCIALLY FREE

>> No.21614344

>>21613624
honestly I think Flow has some real legs, the guys have a solid background they just need more help on the marketing/translation side (they're not native eng speakers)

>> No.21614548

>>21612437
a coin called COOM has made me $11000 in under 24hrs of release and its the most money ive ever had in my life

>> No.21614574

The gas fees are too high it’s over $10 USD a trade, that isn’t fair

>> No.21614654

>>21614548
>a coin called COOM
Such organic

>> No.21615507

K wait its telling me if I put up 10000 link (5000 link + 187 ETH) I would have 2.78% ownership of a pool. What kind of returns can I expect of this? Literally just playing around on the site trying to understand this.

>> No.21615570

>>21615507
this coin has ridiclous volume youll get a hefty return

>> No.21615590

>>21614062
This. Had to figure out metamask and uniswap for myself because the youtube tutorials are all convoluted and shit

>> No.21615624

>>21615507
It tells you the fees collected on uniswap info, you get 2,7% of all fees.

How new are you, kek

>> No.21615729

>>21612437
I feel like I'm surrounded by people who are making shit happen and I'm alone. I've more than tripled the amount of money I started out with holding link and pnk but when I try to get in on some moon missions so I can build some money for more long term holds I eventually get btfo.

>> No.21615763

I don’t understand can some explain please, I want to make it

>> No.21615810

Lol you'll lose it all I promise. You're an idiot. Maybe you'll get to keep it if you lose everything and there is a new pump in 3 years.

Put it back in USD moron

>> No.21615828

>>21612437
Use Hotbit. Asshole

>> No.21615839

>>21612861
Yeah.

>>21615624
Can you get your tokens back? Are you locking them in for a fixed period or what?
Is it literally just as easy as "sit them there and make X percent of fees on trades between the coins"?
What's the angle?

>> No.21615970

>>21615624
Ok then, it says the fees generated $20000 in 24hrs. I wouldn't possibly be making 2.8% on 20k every 24hrs?

>> No.21616381

>>21615839
>What's the angle

This is what I'm trying to understand. If I'm right, I can add my link stack to their pool and I'll make 2.8% on all fees made through the pool, which is currently 20k.

>> No.21616528

>>21612437
im too poor for it to change my life
gas fees are killing me

>> No.21616612

>>21616528
Same.
>put $50 in just to mess with systems and learn how to trade crypto
>about a fifth of it disappears instantly

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>>21615839
>>21616381
yes you get most tokens back, but it depends on the price swing. Some times more X than Y. Depends on the paiir and market movement. No lock in period. No angle

Risk is calculated using impermanent loss: https://medium.com/@pintail/understanding-uniswap-returns-cc593f3499ef

>> No.21616707

>>21616612
yeah I put in $50 too. now i'm holding some shitcoins on metamask
dont really mind though, maybe they'll be worth something in a few weeks

in the mean time i think i'll just use normal exchanges and do margin trading since that seems to be a good meme when you dont mind losing your whole budget (another $50)

i'll probably try to get more shitcoins on uniswap when(if) i've made any decent money with normal trades

>> No.21616745

>>21615970
yes, you get paid 2.7 % of total pool fees as market makers collect fees on uniswap