/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.21607888]

>24 yr old gf brought up the topic of marriage out of nowhere again

Has anyone here married young and actually had a successful, stable, mutually beneficial long term marriage?

how the fuck do I profit from this.

[Anonymous No.21607896]

>>21607888
Don't fall for it retard

[Anonymous No.21607918]

Cheat on her and see how she reacts before you marry her.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UGJvQjyTwE

[Anonymous No.21607922]

>>21607888
Don't fall for the marriage meme

[Anonymous No.21607945]

>>21607888
GET OUT ANON

GET THE FUCK OUT

PUMP THAT BITCH ONE MORE TIME AND LEAVE

[Anonymous No.21607970]

marriage is a literal scam my dude

don't fuckin do it

[Anonymous No.21608005]

>>21607888
Don’t tell her about your linkies.

Other than that make sure there are no red flags, put a ring on that finger, and start pumping her full of babies

[Anonymous No.21608019]

>>21607888
RUN RUN RUN
dont look back, ghost her, move out of the country, just run.

[Anonymous No.21608030]

>>21607888
>24
>young
Lmao that hag is in her last years get away from her

[Anonymous No.21608037]

>>21607888
>tfw all the normies from highschool are getting married
>tfw all my friends are getting married
>tfw even my biz friends are now getting married

[Anonymous No.21608052]

>>21607888
If you came to fucking 4chan for relationship advice, you deserve whatever you have coming to you

[Anonymous No.21608057]

bad investment

[Anonymous No.21608076]

Don’t do it you piece of shit
Leave

[Anonymous No.21608114]

My grandparents just celebrated their 50th anniversary.

[Anonymous No.21608123]

>>21607888
Same, bro. It’s fucked. I told her it’s a bad investment, and now she just subtly guilts me. The fucked up thing is, I love her. If I renounce USA citizenship, are there any countries that don’t fuck men over

[Anonymous No.21608149]

>>21608123
No, this timeline fucks every man over.

[Anonymous No.21608157]

>>21608037
fuggg

[Anonymous No.21608163]

Don't marry and don't tell her about your linkies. You've been warned.

[Anonymous No.21608167]

>>21608123
Don't renounce citizenship before gaining citizenship somewhere else, otherwise you'd become stateless and thus fucked.

[Anonymous No.21608203]

https://youtu.be/eCLk-2iArYc

[Anonymous No.21608216]

>>21608167
I’m looking at getting a Dominican or at. Lucian passport before I go to Eastern Europe.
>>21608149
Maybe the Middle East would be better?

[Anonymous No.21608222]

I got married last year and have our first kid on the way

Marriage is basically slavery. You are enslaving yourself to another human and she to you. You better be sure you trust her and are compatible on fundamental issues. You also need to make sure you aren’t endksving yourself to a retard

My wife and I are both Catholic and it’s very important to us...so at the end of the day we always have something to come back to. It’s definitely a glue

Don’t marry anyone with different religious values than yourself, won’t work well I’d imagine

[Anonymous No.21608226]

>>21608037
same. 4chan was a lot more fun when pretty much everybody was a 16 year old virgin. but the reality is that we're all growing up together and not everybody is gonna make it.

[Anonymous No.21608249]

>>21607888

Bro i have been literally dating the same girl for 7 years. Im 30. I think i may fold soon, but prenuptial agreement is the only way ill do it.

No ones taking my stinky linkies

[Anonymous No.21608273]

>>21607888
Yes but requires Jesus.

[Mongolian Silver No.21608314]

>>21607888
>mutually beneficial

You’re looking for another dude my dude. You will not have a “mutually beneficial relationship” unless you come out of the closet and marry another dude.

Marrying women has to do with procreation and the ability to provide for and care for a womb attached to a crazy person.

It sounds like you are a homosexual dude and may want to look into other dudes.

[Anonymous No.21608320]

>>21608249
Isnt the point of marriage to share your stinky linkies? So when you're broke you share her wealth, when shes broke she shares yours and you both live a mutually good quality of life.

[Anonymous No.21608349]

>>21607888
Do NOT do it.

[Anonymous No.21608354]

24 and already talking marriage? Is this the 1800’s or something?

[Anonymous No.21608368]

Dont do it... if she loves you she will stick around regardless of what a binding legal document says about your relationship. Marriage is a fuckin trap for men to loose everything but the clothes off there back the second a fickle woman decides she doesnt wana be with you any more.. dont sign the fucking contract. My gf and j have been togeather for 3 years and she agrees and understands that as a man it is a terrible investment. Make sure your future "wife" ain't a gold digger.

[Anonymous No.21608422]

>>21607888
I married at age 20. To a stubborn Korean woman. It's not fun, let me tell you. I would put it off as much as you possibly can.

[Anonymous No.21608439]

Also, buy her a ring if you fucken have too. Have a little function just like a wedding if you have to. Just dont. Sign. The. Fucking. Contract.

[Anonymous No.21608448]

>>21607888

Got married at 34 after we lived together for 4+ years. She pressured me about marriage, but I told her to fuck off in those words so I could be sure I knew it would work out. I'm 39 now and it has so far.

[Anonymous No.21608510]

>>21607888
I got engaged at 24, married at 25. 8 years later and no regrets.

The key is to make sure you both have the same long term goals for family, finances, career, etc.

Where people screw up is getting married to someone they are “in love” with now, instead of who that person is going to be.

Questions you need to agree on:
When do you start having kids? Is she going to work or stay at home with the kids? What are your long term financial goals/budgets? Do you move to pursue career opportunities or stay in one place to build family/community?

It’s disagreements on these issues that doom marriages. An incredibly high percent of people never even ask these questions before getting married.

[Anonymous No.21608533]

Only do it if you are 100% certain she is the one and accept that if you are wrong it will destroy you you utterly. Type it up in word and see if you have the courage to sign on it.

[Anonymous No.21608548]

>>21608510
Take a 5g shroom trip in the dark together to unlock your eternal union and unfold your true visions.

[Anonymous No.21608611]

What is a good country to buy a wife that isn't completely cucked?
When i make it I was thinking of getting me a arab brapper but not sure if it is a good idea.
> And before not white
They are whiter than your average amerimut.
Thought about a Russian or Polish girl too. But feel it is too much of a meme since all the virgins like to flock over there.

[Anonymous No.21608670]

>>21607888
Are you a chad or a cuck? If the latter, no. You’ll get divorced and lose half your stuff. If the former, then yes. Getting married and starting a family is the whole fucking purpose of any of this.

[Anonymous No.21608777]

>>21607888
>How the fuck do I profit from this
You love her anon. You marry her, love her and put many babies in her. Thats how you profit.

[Anonymous No.21608780]

>>21607888
You need to ask yourself if she wants to get married because the other couples in your Saturday mimosa brunch crew are getting engaged, or because you have shared values and goals for the next 40 years?

[Anonymous No.21608825]

I've been married 10 years, no regrets. The only time I ever lament it is because muh dick but we still have sex around twice a week which is more than I got when single.

My parents are still together and seem happy enough. None of my grandparents divorced.

If your gf is similarly matched to you wrt looks and intelligence, isn't crazy and still puts out, marry her. Don't listen to bitter incels on here.

[Anonymous No.21608907]

>>21608216
4 wives and no 50% divorce is based

[Anonymous No.21608958]

>>21608216
Wouldn't do Dominican. Too much nigger DNA.

[Anonymous No.21608972]

Hey /biz/, I dropped out of college and got into drugs, met my current misses who took me in and got me straight. Bought food and clothes regularly and saw me for the bright and caring individual I always was. Now I work in a role I was originally studying for without the degree and am fairly happy spending time with her. Now she's mentioning marriage and it's the right thing to do but I can't help thinking about tight young 18yr old pussy and how I'm still fairly young myself (27). What do?

[Anonymous No.21609026]

>>21608273
This unironically

[Anonymous No.21609038]

Idk bro. Cumming in my gf is nice. The idea of a lifelong cum buddy sounds comfy if it's the right grill.
ur just waisting each other's time man. Just be honest with her that ur a big weenie with commitment issued because your parents are probably divorced making you statistically more like to follow in their great american footsteps.

[Anonymous No.21609065]

I’m engaged at 20. She wants a dumb Md-PhD so she’s gonna wagecuck while I get to raise the kids :)

[Anonymous No.21609098]

>>21608226
You either die an anon, or live long enough to become der boomer

[Anonymous No.21609109]

>>21608611
Get a chink wife. Euro girls are turbo-sluts. Latinas will cheat too.

[Anonymous No.21609120]

>>21608972
Also I have 20k LINK that she knows about. Her family wants to get a prenup because I'm broke in USD which will be pretty funny when it ends up benifiting me.

[Anonymous No.21609130]

>>21609065
>20
how old is ur girl d00d
i'm like horny 25/8 but it was like 32/12 when i was 20 wtf how'd you do it?

[Anonymous No.21609140]

>>21608972
Forget about teen pussy. You're just torturing yourself. Teenagers are a pain anyway, even if it was an option you don't need that kind of drama in your life. Congrats for getting and staying off the drugs, I'm clean 11 years.

[Anonymous No.21609152]

>>21607888
Prenup. But depending on your jurisdiction you may already have to split your possessions if she or you leaves.

[Anonymous No.21609157]

>>21608972
>Giving up a life partner for young pussy you realistically won't even get
Kys

[Anonymous No.21609164]

>>21608037
nobody on biz is your friend. we would all profit off of you failing and not even blink. find a girl and settle down anon. before its too late

[Anonymous No.21609238]

>>21609130
She’s 21. We’re both religious so we’re waiting until marriage and then it’s 4 kids MINIMUM.

[Anonymous No.21609252]

>>21607888
>Has anyone here married young and actually had a successful, stable, mutually beneficial long term marriage?

I got married at 22 and I've been in 15 years now. I don't regret it, the marriage has been good. However, I'm fully and painfully aware that I'm the exception everytime I hang out with old friends.

[Anonymous No.21609260]

>>21609120
doesn't sound like you're in love with her desu

[Anonymous No.21609277]

>>21607888
I didn't marry young, but i married a younger woman. I went to India on a yoga retreat a few years ago. I was 23 at the time, and I ended up meeting a nice indian man. He insisted that I go to his village a few hours outside Kolkata. We took a train there, and arrived after 25 hours. Then we had to take another 2 1/2 hour bus into the middle of a very rural jungle village. We finally arrived in the village, and it was quite small. Very pristine and clean, not much traffic. Maybe 200-300 people were gathered and showered flowers on the pathway as I walked. Me and the man who invited me talked and he told me he wanted me to stay for about a week and try to understand the life of a Bengali villager. It sounded great to me, and I agreed. The next morning I went to take a bath in the village pond. Then I saw her. A beautiful dark skinned bengali girl was bathing all by herself on the far side of the pond. She was bashful and shy, and half naked with her beautiful dark nipples exposed. She raised her cloth to cover herself, and I glanced away momentarily. She quickly scurried back to her home as I approached the pond to take bath. A few hours later after lunch one of the village men approached me and began trying to converse with me in broken english. He was conveying that since I had seen his daughter naked, by tradition whatever man saw her naked must take her in marriage. I was shocked, and didn't know how to respond. She then appeared from behind the thatch roof cow shed, timidly looking at me with an innocent glance. He then explained to me how she was 15 years old. She had full breasts, and an incredible slender, yet full figure. I began to blush and break a sweat. I didn't know how else to respond so I said ok. Not knowing what I got myself into, I retreated to my room. They then quickly arranged the marriage the next day, and thousands of people showed up all bringing a wide variety of gifts. The festivities were magnificent

[Anonymous No.21609287]

>>21609164
You're all my friends go fuck yourself. Especially the ones from old b. Love you guys the most

[Anonymous No.21609288]

>>21607888
>haven't seen 21 yr old not-gf in months due to covid damper on travel
>she brings up the topic of marriage again, dictating our conversation for the next hour about the ideal age for marriage
Fellas, she does this everytime whenever somebody we went to highschool with gets hitched, and continues for up to three months. Am I missing a hint or is she just an autist?

[Anonymous No.21609311]

>>21609277
kike larp kill yourself

[Anonymous No.21609314]

>>21609238
Don't shit out 4 kids retard. There are rapidly diminishing returns with childraising. Go for two quality kids that you have plenty of time and money for.

[Anonymous No.21609330]

>>21607888
Do not under any circumstances sign that fucking legally binding document. Do not.

[Anonymous No.21609361]

>>21609314
Nice try schlomo. Not losing the demographics game.
Raising 4+ kids on my linkie gainz while wife wagecucks.

[Anonymous No.21609367]

>>21607888
she is going to leave you if you don't do it faggot. make a decision. stop wasting hers and your time.

[Anonymous No.21609369]

>>21607888
How long have you been living with her? If less than 8 years, Run. That's the minimum time to determine whether you actually like each other and wouldn't end with you getting fucked in divorce court.

[Anonymous No.21609403]

>>21609288
Stop making it complicated. If you’re not ready to marry right now explain that to her. If you don’t want to marry her specifically but want to stay in a relationship explain that to her. Life is way easier when you know what you want and you communicate that to the people in your life.

[Anonymous No.21609416]

>>21609287
Love u too man. Miss old b

[Anonymous No.21609459]

>>21609288
If you haven't picked up on this, You're the autist. Either leave her or marry her.

[Anonymous No.21609509]

>>21609277
If this was true you would talk about how you got her into the country and how beautiful your mixed curry children are. Please larp somewhere else.

[Anonymous No.21609518]

>>21609277
Then after the wedding, the tradition is to then copulate. We retreated to her home and I began to have intercourse with her. I penetrated her deeply.

[Anonymous No.21609527]

>>21607888
24 isn't young, dumbass

[Anonymous No.21609667]

>>21609403
>>21609459
I definitely wrote that she isn't my gf. She and I just stick together, but have not expressed any romantic intrest in eachother or anybody else. That isn't to say there isn't any, from my end at least. I really do feel like I am missing a lot of hints, but crucially, we have never really flirted or held hand or anything lovey dovey. Does that change your advice?

[Anonymous No.21609781]

>>21609667
Ask her if she’d be open to going out for a meal then you tard. Women are attracted to dominance.

[Anonymous No.21609783]

>>21609361
Ok /pol/ enjoy your reduced quality of life and worsened outcomes for your offspring for the sake of muh saving the white race meme

[Anonymous No.21609798]

>>21607888
NGMI

[Anonymous No.21609855]

> wait for the price of precious metals to go down
> Invest in a super expensive ring
> Make sure she knows
> Switcheroo the ring for something cheaper
> Sell expensive ring for shitcoins
> Pump several children into her
> ????
> Profit

[Anonymous No.21609878]

>>21607888
>how do i profit from this?
If that's your attitude, it won't be a successful, stable, or mutually beneficial long term marriage.

Frankly I'd suggest weaning yourself off of women. A solitary life is much cheaper, and as a result, much wealthier.

[Anonymous No.21609894]

>>21609783
Thanks I’ll teach them all to lift and take care of horses and use firearms :)

[Anonymous No.21609965]

>>21609878
It is just a meme to make it /biz/ related, walter.

[Anonymous No.21609991]

>24
Don't buy before the dump anon

[Anonymous No.21609998]

>>21608123
Just "marry" her in a ceremony for her friends and family while remaining legally unmarried
You can still call her your wife and she gets to tell her friends and family she's married, meanwhile you're not risking getting divorce raped
That's what I plan to do

[Anonymous No.21610102]

>>21608037
i've seen enough miserable married couples to know that it doesn't lead to fulfillment. if they're the lucky minority and it works out for them then that's great. but it doesn't mean that you can't be happy otherwise. who the fuck cares.

[Anonymous No.21610176]

>>21608972
unironically kill yourself you fucking faggot
>hurr should I throw away someone I should have already married who genuinely loves me and was selfless (unlike 99% of women) for a slightly tighter pussy?

[Anonymous No.21610200]

>>21609781
We are way past that. And I have always enjoyed paying for meals anyways (when I am profiting). If she was open to it it would tell me nothing and if it was a turn on for her I wouldn't know. Thanks for the advice anyways. Tell me, how does scheduling around your gf's PHD work out?

[Anonymous No.21610266]

>be me
>meet girl (18) my second year of college (19)
>have super stable loving relationship
>year later move in together
>7 years later get married
>6 years after that have house, baby, long term plans
>currently 1 year into first baby
>comfy as fuck
Find a mildly autistic girl, friends. Have an open and friendly way together with them. Do not go for wildly romantic firebrand girls; their highs are not worth their lows.

[Anonymous No.21610300]

>>21607888
I have watched my dad get 2 (soon to be 3) divorces. Fuck getting married, it's literally a scam unless you're a woman.

[Anonymous No.21610367]

>>21607888
24 isn't young. Also checked.

[Anonymous No.21610573]

>>21607888
I married at 29, but my wife and I met when we were 19. We also lived together in a tiny apartment for like 5 years before getting married

[Anonymous No.21610617]

>>21607918
>taking mating advice from a black guy

[Anonymous No.21610647]

>>21608320
Dumbass

[Anonymous No.21610664]

>>21607888
checked. she brings up marriage, you bring up anal sex and blowjobs. get it in now

[Anonymous No.21610683]

>>21608005
This.

[Anonymous No.21610721]

>>21607918
This is the most cringe thing I've watched in months

[Anonymous No.21610724]

>>21608037
Sorry fren, got married last fall.

Looking at general trends we’ll soon be divorced tho so dont fret.

[Anonymous No.21610806]

>>21610102
Marriage is not about "living your best life" or "eat love pray" or some retarded nonsense
It's about making a mutual sacrifice so your children can have a stable and loving home

>>21610266
Based and wholesomepilled

[Anonymous No.21610828]

>>21608314
That's the most accurate description of marriage I've ever come across.

[Anonymous No.21610917]

>>21607888
Bring up a prenup next time she talks about it and if you get her to sign and go through with it, squirrel away your money into an irrevocable trust naming yourself as the sole beneficiary.

[Anonymous No.21610942]

>>21610806
>It's about making a mutual sacrifice so your children can have a stable and loving home

Unfortunately modern society has totally fucked this contract
Allowing divorce is the beginning of the end because it reduces the solemnity of the commitment

Best option is probably to have kids with a long-term partner without getting married, and make sure you give her a good life and make more money than her so she is disincentivized to leave
Picking a partner who has wholesome values and is afraid of divorce/separation is 90% of the battle

[Anonymous No.21610962]

>>21609152
Those things aren't worth the paper they're written on.

[Anonymous No.21611085]

>>21609894
Unironically based, don't listen to the fucking Jew, one of the most successful White families I know has 4 kids, all of whom have multiple kids of their own by now.

[Anonymous No.21611107]

>>21607888
>24
You're not young faggot, you're near the point of no return. 3-4 more years and you're lost. marry her if you want children otherwise prepare for the single's life.

[Anonymous No.21611176]

>>21611107
You're thinking of women, anon. Men can still settle down and have a family in their late 30s or early 40s if they take care of themselves.

[Anonymous No.21611189]

>>21607945
>>21607970
>>21608019
>>21608057
>>21608076
can you jew any more you utter noses??

[Anonymous No.21611285]

Enjoy paying alimony for the rest of your life

[Anonymous No.21611316]

>>21611085
Hey guys no need to read any scientific literature on life outcomes for children with many siblings or QOL surveys of parents, Cletus here knows a large white family who are successful!

[Anonymous No.21611340]

>>21609998
would any women agree to this though?

[Anonymous No.21611375]

>>21611107
men can marry much younger. It's not illegal yet and most sane people aren't outside leftists on twitter don't think it's weird/wrong

[Anonymous No.21611548]

>>21607918

Hahaha wow, this guy is either a genius troll or the most hopeless autist. If the latter case, I can't tell if it's more pathetic that he feels so on the money with his ideas that he posts them on youtube and announces them unironically, or if it's sadder that >>21607918 thinks it's that on the money...

This is a perfect example of what beta dudes think alpha behavior is--- an outrageous flamboyant act that tries to lure people with the most superficial appearance of being a direct straight-talker. It radiates insecurity like he feels he has be controversial, selfish, and loud to dominate other people, and for women to seek his approval. Actual alphas in modern culture radiate the opposite: confident calmness and patience because they can take anyone home if they want and rock them in bed, they're not in a rush and have enough personal security to actually absorb/explore other peoples' perspectives, thoughts, and desires rather than just talking over everyone else.

[Anonymous No.21612214]

>>21611340
Yes, if you're a catch
See >>21610942
>Best option is probably to have kids with a long-term partner without getting married, and make sure you give her a good life and make more money than her so she is disincentivized to leave

Let her know you want to spend your life with her, you don't ever want to separate, but you don't want to legally marry because the institution is broken

If you're cool, a strong leader, have a good income, and she loves you and wants to have your babies, she'll be on board

[Anonymous No.21612238]

>>21611316
Polish, in fact. And the family I mentioned are big land owners and entrepreneurs who started as small farmers.

[Anonymous No.21612394]

>>21608972
>I'm still fairly young myself (27)
thats not young dumb boomer
go back to the nursing home, your sperm will only be able to produce autistic children in barely 3 years

[Anonymous No.21612422]

>>21609277
this is top shelf larp I went on a journey.

[Anonymous No.21612514]

>>21607888
yes, if you are committed to be shredded your whole life, contribute to the family, and deliver powerful dick until you are dead.

[Anonymous No.21612559]

>>21607888
If you're going to get married, young is the way to do it. Don't marry an old roastie, get a pre-25 gf, put some babies in her, and cement your position as the head of the household.

[Anonymous No.21612567]

>>21611316

[Anonymous No.21612682]

>>21607888
You are about to have the wildest sex of your life.
>Talk about how it's getting close to the right time constantly. Plan a vacation in a scenic place atleast six months out, Europe or something (it doesn't matter you won't actually go there). Start leaving magazine ads or newspaper of mail flyers open on the jewelry engagement sections in random slightly hidden places where she can find them.
>Buy her lingerie and tell her to wear it for you. Take her out to dinner, and make her wear the lingerie. Over dinner, start play fighting by asking if she wants a big wedding or a small one. If she says small argue big. Big, small. Get her tipsy. That night, fuck her brains out. Do whatever you want to her, it doesn't matter
>Repeat as many times as you want
>Ghost her

[Anonymous No.21612785]

>>21612682
incel posting at its finest

[Anonymous No.21613138]

>>21607945
>anon pumps it one more time
>gf locks her legs and scream come in me anon
>anon breaks up
>gf raises yr kid with Tyrone and collects yr support bucks
>kid hates you for not marrying gf

its all so tiresome

[Anonymous No.21613254]

>>21607888
Depends on the woman. When i met my wife we were both working. She was a nurse but i made more money so when we had kids she quit her job. My wife is 200% trad, cake baking, house cleaning, child caring wife. As an added bonus she has legit medical expertise. I literally couldn’t ask for more. We have been married 10 years, got married at 23.
Getting married young, old, whatever doesnt matter. You need to find the right woman, and if you have any question as to whether or not she IS in fact the right woman, then she probably isnt. You will know when you come across wife material, unfortunately ifs getting rare these days.

[Anonymous No.21613306]

>>21609518
go on plz, i want to live through your larp

[Anonymous No.21613332]

>>21611107
imagine believing this lmao, you're thinking of women. you probably are a woman

[Anonymous No.21613343]

>>21608005
>modern american women
>no red flags
Literally talking about an unicorn there buddyboy

[Anonymous No.21613373]

>>21607888
You consider 24 young? I wouldn't want to marry a girl over 20.

[Anonymous No.21613422]

>>21609998
>>21611340
yeah, i did it when i was a teenager.
haven't talked to her in 10+ years.
don't care.

this my gf now, anon.

[Anonymous No.21613462]

50% fail rate.

Would you buy a car if it had a 50% chance of breaking down?
Would you eat a sandwich that has a 50% chance of making you sick?

[Anonymous No.21613558]

>>21608777
wow. most wholesome post i've seen. trips of truth, OP. trips of truth.

[Anonymous No.21613675]

>>21611316
((scientific literature)) from some Shlomo
Kys Chaim

[Anonymous No.21613703]

>>21609855
>precious metals
>going down
ahahahah what the fuck are you smoking? just get her one of those silver coin rings and just jam a fucking blood diamond that was mined by some starving african child while the buzzards circled over him while being whipped by his foreman
Gold ain't going down and neither is silver. once the US Fraud Note goes tits up people will sell their rings for a 12 ounce steak.

[Anonymous No.21613713]

>>21613462
100% of cars fail eventually, the trick is to get one that is low cost and services your needs for the foreseeable future.
Sandwiches are not very much like marriage.

[Anonymous No.21613767]

>>21609998
>>21612214
That's called a common law marriage by the kike lawyers and will end up with you divorce raped if the girl chooses to do so

[Anonymous No.21613903]

>>21613462
That 50% fail rate includes trailer trash, niggers, and interracial couples. For a right-wing white man and woman it's much lower.

[Anonymous No.21613965]

>>21607888
getting married is flipping a coin that you'll be legally forced to give half your shit to a busted up old thot. Sound worth it?

[Anonymous No.21613972]

>>21613462
>Would you eat a sandwich that has a 50% chance of making you sick?
No, I’d just take another sandwich
> Would you fuck a girl that has a 50% chance of giving you an STD?
Most of you would, it would be your only shot at pussy for a minute.
See how those are not exactly the same?

[Anonymous No.21614005]

>>21608273
this, you are the head of the household and Jesus is the head of that

[Anonymous No.21614058]

>>21607888
Reminder that women are irrational animals.

[Anonymous No.21614289]

>>21612682
Fucking sociopath

I love it

[Anonymous No.21614677]

>>21607888
How long have you been together

[Anonymous No.21614763]

Don't legally marry her anon, it's not worth it, it doesn't even make sense. Pic related

[Anonymous No.21614822]

>>21614763
In Canada you're considered legally married if you've lived together for 2 years or something. There's no way to avoid getting cucked aside from picking a good one.

[Anonymous No.21614857]

>>21611548
Cringiest post I've seen in a while. Fix your autism.

[Anonymous No.21615073]

>>21609277
checked, and you should write a novel, you have a talent for fiction writing

[Anonymous No.21615208]

>>21608972
Get as much young pussy as you can while you still can. That opportunity won't come twice, as long as she doesn't find out it won't affect her, think of all the dicks she sucked before she met you.

[Anonymous No.21615232]

>>21615208
another incel enters the thread. sex with random sluts isn't fun or fulfilling in any way

[Anonymous No.21615235]

>>21607888
>>21610266
Guys how do you find an autistic girl to make your gf?

[Anonymous No.21615466]

>>21609287
Old /b/ was fun as shit eh. Literally no rules and tons of great content.

[Anonymous No.21615483]

>>21611548
Hahaha holy shit are you from r9k?

[Anonymous No.21615574]

>>21615232
>m-muh incels
rent free
imagine having the opportunity to fuck fresh tight pussy and not taking it, what a cuck

[Anonymous No.21615700]

>>21609140
>Forget about teen pussy
Kek is this how people who missed out on prime pussy cope? Yeah dude forget about the best pussy you'll ever have in your life but for a limited time you should be miserable like me lmao.

[Anonymous No.21615726]

>>21615574
I don't have to imagine. It might sound great to the undeveloped mind of a teenage virgin such as yourself, but in reality the sex sucks because you have to wear a condom and you're left with the worst post-nut depression that doesn't go away for days. It's far more fulfilling to fuck a girl you actually care about, without a condom, and have actual good sex because you know each other's bodies and all that gay shit.

[Anonymous No.21616003]

>>21608037

[Anonymous No.21616083]

>>21615726
>sex with prime teen pussy bad
>except normgroids can't stop doing it and craving it
>what is birth control
Is this how people cope with having missed out?
>you're left with the worst post-nut depression that doesn't go away for days.
That's just you go see shrink you mentally ill faggot and stop projecting.

[Anonymous No.21616101]

>>21616083
birth control isn't going to protect you from diseases you dumb nigger.

[Anonymous No.21616205]

>GF makes more money than me and on a great career path
>Comes from a good family, raised on a farm and wants kids/marriage/dog
>She's on the spectrum (actually, not some fake shit) so my kids will be geniuses

Looking forward to being a stay at home dad with a fat link stack raising the next Sergey

[Anonymous No.21616307]

>>21616205
>stay at home dad
enjoy waiting for her to come home after she spends a bit longer than usual at "happy hour" with a bunch of single men and women who are significantly more successful than you

[Anonymous No.21616315]

>>21607918
Damn this is the most based video I've ever seen. If you disagree with this, you're low Test and fuck off to reddit.

[Anonymous No.21616330]

>>21616101
>muh teenage girls STI's
found the virgin
seriously stop, the amount of coping you're doing is becoming pathetic, seems like you're trying to convince you didn't miss out

[Anonymous No.21616419]

>Guys fucking this 16 year old with a condom has left me depressed for weeks
>I wish I was at home fucking my 30 years old used up roastie gf instead
Hahahahahahahahaha how is this not massive fucking COPE

[Anonymous No.21616434]

>>21616083
he's right though

[Anonymous No.21616438]

>>21616205
You're going to get dumped, I had the same exact situation a few weeks ago when she suddenly just dumped me out of nowhere because we were 'incompatible'.

[Anonymous No.21616522]

>>21616438
yes, a man dating a woman who is much more successul in her career will eventually get dumped. Seen it happen over and over again, and these loser dads convince themselves theyre special and it will never happen to them.

She will become disgusted by you. It could take 1 month, 1 year or 10 years, but it will happen and when it does, it will be as if you don't even exist when she decides to move on

[Anonymous No.21616568]

>tfw in a relationship for 7 years with woman 2 years older than me
>tfw we never fuggeddd :))) besides oral those 7 years
>tfw she rarely returned the favor
>tfw she gets cancer and dumps me on my birthday because I was drinking due to all the shit going on
>tfw find 19 y/o girl at church five months later
>tfw marry said now 20 y/o one year later
>tfw find out now wife was heir to small oil fortune
>tfw married into west Texas oil money
>tfw already living my retirement dream of ranching when 27.
>tfw have two beautiful daughters with many more to come

I dunno, worked out pretty well for me anons.

[Anonymous No.21616654]

>>21616522
Yeah, pretty much. Despite feminism women have it biologically ingrained that a man needs to be more successful than them in every aspect. They still fundamentally believe it's the 1950s despite all the affirmative action, massively artificially inflated wages for female soft sinecures and diversity quotas they are beneficiaries of. It's why they're all miserable too because they can never find men who are "good enough" for them anymore. My ex just basically came out and said she felt more like my mother than a girlfriend and was beginning to rage about paying for things herself, it'll happen to that anon too. Women are rent seeking gold digging parasites by nature, you're never going to find a sugar mother. It doesn't even happen if they are 60 years old because they still believe they'll find a rich mate.

[Anonymous No.21616916]

>>21608203
Check ol' dude's ring finger.

[Anonymous No.21617205]

>>21607918
Weird cringe mutt with a speech impediment and lazy eyes...

[Anonymous No.21617264]

Why would you want to get married?

[Anonymous No.21617324]

>>21607888
I got married at 21 and had two kids on purpose right after. I grew up in a trailer innawoods. Now I make $400k a year with my own professional services firm. Been married 10 years to my best friend.

All my late 30 something friends are still trying to find out what they want to be when they grow up and will be raising children into their sixties if they have them at all. They used to pity me, now I pity them.

[Anonymous No.21617899]

>meet girl right out of college
>im 22, shes 19
>when i graduated I was self-employed, living at home
>she was still in school living at home
>sometimes I struggled, she would happily loan me money (had good savings of like 50k from working and her parents were well off)
>tfw I made it, and started making A LOT of money
>she wants to get married
>keep pushing it off bc i didnt take her seriously at first

>2 years later
>gets pregnant
>wants abortion bc says too young and parents will go crazy bc not married
>Im against it
>relationship falls apart
>cheats on me

now I lurk on biz, lonely bc the girl I love is with another dude

Im not ugly, have 10/10 looks (no cap) the abortion thing just made me more distant and really fucked with my head bc im against it and she was going through shit bc of it too

now i just lurk on 4chan when i get back from work

I have good savings and girls that want to hook up with me but the feeling isnt the same with the other girls :/

idk im just depressed i guess

[Anonymous No.21617941]

>>21617899
so shes younger than you, gave you money when you needed it, helped you build your own business and you still let her go?
lmao. I can't say I feel sorry for you

[Anonymous No.21617987]

>>21617941

she didnt loan me money for the business but yeah

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