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21604854 No.21604854 [Reply] [Original]

Hey guys let me know if this sounds like a good idea, with crypto being in the news now again I think it’s a good opportunity.

I’m planning on getting a nice suit and tie and fake Rolex and doing cold calls for crypto investment services. Also I will take out a newspaper ad for free financial consulting.

I’m hoping I can scam some old ladies into buying bitcoin and then I will take their private keys when helping them setup a wallet.

After a few months or so I will empty all the accounts and go to Panama. Thoughts?

>> No.21604987

Whatever those dusty boomers are willing to put into internet meme coins can't be worth a life on the run.

>> No.21605015

>>21604854
Why don't you just start a real crypto investment business

>>21604987
plenty of normies might go for it

>> No.21605583

>>21605015
How can I start a real one?

>> No.21605679

>>21604854
Sounds pretty retarded anon! Go for it!

>> No.21605722

>>21604854
based

>> No.21605818

>>21604854
You already failed by posting your idea here so 2/10, glowie