heyy pssst anon. Convert your Profits to Monero and evade Taxes

[Anonymous No.21581731]

Shhhh... Dont tell the IRS.

[Anonymous No.21581778]

>>21581731
pretty sure the government created that fucking thing

[Anonymous No.21581785]

Thanks, just bought 50Tb of pizza

[Tampanon No.21581978]

based

[Will crypt need to be demolish(...) No.21582367]

>>21581731
How does this work? You convert your crypto to Monero and what? Does it look like the transaction disappeared into thin air on paper?

Can someone please explain to me, in a non technical fashion, how this washes your profits?

[Anonymous No.21582487]

>>21581978
David Bowie didn't die?

[Anonymous No.21582543]

>>21582367
Hi
I'd break it down for you if you weren't a namefag

[Tampanon No.21582609]

>>21582367
You buy the monero, send it to your wallet, say you lost it, and then either buy some gold and silver bars anonymously or create a charity/digital commodity business that accepts monero

[Tampanon No.21582870]

>>21582367
Alternatively you can wait til enough people accept monero and at which point you could use it as an actual currency and never have to convert to dollars

[Anonymous No.21582968]

>>21582870
the time for "cashing out" crypto has long past. anyone who still thinks about converting into dollars , euros or any other national currency is actually retarded.

[Anonymous No.21583082]

>>21582968
This im really only deciding between keeping digital purchasing power in crypto or physical purchasing power in metals/goods. Thats it.

[Anonymous No.21583154]

>>21581778
even if they did, it doesn't matter. They created Tor, that doesn't make it easier for them to bust sites like silk road.

If the government created it they did it to hide their own money, not to trap autists on a basket weaving form.

[Anonymous No.21583182]

>>21582367
you convert to monero, then send to another monero address from the first one, and then its clean.

[Anonymous No.21583233]

>>21582968
nah, there's still a CME gap at 9k, its gonna dip at least one more time. I'm 80% in cash and 20% in crypto.

[Anonymous No.21583323]

>>21583233
>> im 80pct in toilet paper.
kek

[Anonymous No.21583401]

Convert it to Zano and make more. Here’s an interview with the author of cryptonote and lead dev of zano. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcqRbLnZ_vQ

[Anonymous No.21583718]

>>21581731
Look, these fags are paranoid fuckers.
Monero has been bullet proof for a long time.
Even if you wanted to fuck up you privacy, you would have a hard time doing it.
That coin has so much shit that makes the average retard normie safe.
Just read a bit about it if you want to learn what happens in the background.
As for avoiding taxes, well shit, if you exchange monero for fiat, depending on your countries policies, you will pay taxes or not.
Monero doesn't really change anything.
You can try local monero and change it directly to fiat and nobody would know, unless you go flex on social media or make a deposit in the bank (large ammounts).

Just pay your taxes kike, if you don't, then don't cry because you got caught.

[Anonymous No.21583888]

>>21583323
Imagine holding any fiat and being able to sleep at night. Its 16% of my portfolio and everyday I weigh whether or not I should just convert it. The day I can pay my rent in something else i will.

[Anonymous No.21583982]

>>21583718
>Just pay your taxes kike
I don't think you know what that word means

[Anonymous No.21584198]

>>21583888
checked and based

[Anonymous No.21584564]

>>21583888
kek same here. in a lot of places you can already pay most things with crypto. like that american state where dash is very popular, i know a few people that don't have bank accouns anymore and livecompletely from crypto.

[Anonymous No.21584617]

>>21584564
>i know a few people that don't have bank accouns anymore and livecompletely from crypto.
Thats a spicy life choice

[Anonymous No.21584688]

>>21581731
>convert profits
Well Duncan, I hate to break this to you but the moment you convert, sell, trade, gift, or any other form of dispensing with an asset, you pay taxes on that change based on your profits to date. So fuck you with your shitty tax advice

[Anonymous No.21585179]

>>21583718
>Implying kikes pay any taxes

[Anonymous No.21585280]

>buy legit fake id + social for cheap from darknet
>coinjoin + monero + bitmix.biz to launder btc
>withdraw to usd using my fake id in cash app
It’s really this easy huh? Why haven’t I been doing this the whole time?

[Anonymous No.21585310]

>>21581731
If I ever am about to jump country I'll send like 80% of my stack to a new wallet, do taxes on the 20%, then say I lost the rest to scammers or some shit.

[Anonymous No.21585416]

>>21585280
That's fraud. They will ask you (person in fake ID) where did that money come from and you better give great, very believable answers.
It's easy until you're in jail. Just like selling drugs.

[Anonymous No.21585875]

Many approaches where XMR could useful to avoid taxes.

You could use xmr to avoid paying taxes on crypto>crypto exchanges. Fiat>xmr>as much shitcoin trading as you want >xmr>fiat. Just pay xmr gains.

If you end up with more xmr than you initially bought with fiat then you could spend it on drugs from the deep web. If you don't use drugs you could sell them for cash at a large mark up.

You could also just hold the xmr until it becomes globally accepted as the standard money. No one will even know that you have it

[Anonymous No.21585935]

>>21584688
* in america

europe is based.

[Anonymous No.21586595]

>>21585280
How do you get the bank account

[Anonymous No.21587032]

>>21585875
how would u convert from xmr to eth to shitcoins without sending the xmr back to a centralized exchange?

[Anonymous No.21587174]

>>21585875
>all you have to do is become a drug dealer!

[Anonymous No.21587203]

>>21587032
Doesn't matter if it's centralized as long as it doesn't KYC and report to the IRS.

[Anonymous No.21587244]

>>21583154
TRUTH

[Anonymous No.21587326]

>>21587174
>many approaches
Sorry for giving you a cash out idea that doubles your money.

[Anonymous No.21587398]

>>21587032
Flyp.me

[Anonymous No.21587658]

>>21587398
>>21587203
wouldn't binance work too then cause it's not KYC

[Anonymous No.21587723]

>>21587658
Yeah just use mullvad plus whonix and protonmail

[Anonymous No.21587757]

>>21585416
Good luck finding a fake person lel
>>21586595
Look up cash-out guides for carding, carding is huge in the nigger community right now. I know a few different people advertising “swiping” (buying ccs on the darknet and using cashapp to cash them out anonymously)

[Anonymous No.21587763]

>>21587658
Only non-KYC up to a certain amount I believe

[Anonymous No.21587962]

>>21587723
sounds good, I'll check them out, thanks anon

[Tampanon No.21587965]

>>21587658
>>21587723
This goes for using either and in general is a good practice. You should also be running Linux with an encrypted ssd with a very long password on a laptop you dont use at home.
>>21587757
I've looked for some but it seems like not a lot of people are actually making money it seems like it would ironically be easier to use wpscan and target vulnerable WordPress sites and literally sell numbers.

Note for all agents reading im merely intellectually curious in this area and have no need to commit crimes for money as im comfortable

[Anonymous No.21588016]

>>21587763
ya you need your email and phone number, but you don't have to link bank account or upload ID or anything like that

[Anonymous No.21588304]

>>21585875
>>21587174
Another thing you could do is buy "fulls" for like ten bucks a card and buy whatever you want. That's a cash out technique that can 10x your money.

[Tampanon No.21588730]

>>21588304
How do you do that step by step it seems like a pyramid scheme to me

[Anonymous No.21588863]

>>21583323
>>21583888
Yeah peter schiff has been crying about it for twenty years and it hasn’t happened yet. As long as America can invade third world countries and steal their shit and force the rest of the world to use the petrodollar then nothing will change anytime soon. Fiat is going down because of increased printing but we are nowhere close to a black swan event. There’s a much higher chance that we see bitcoin worth 30% of its current value, than fiat worth 30% of its current value, in the next year.

But just ignore history and facts n shieeet

[Anonymous No.21588984]

>>21585875
>selling drugs to reduce the risks of tax evasion

So you’re one of the retards I regularly scam on this site?

[Anonymous No.21589079]

>>21581731
If you faggots were smart enough to make money you would be smart enough to cash out. You’re worried about a problem you’ll never have.

[Anonymous No.21589140]

>>21583182
Monero address? Is this just a new wallet address or a specific address from Monero

Pls help I’m fucking retarded.

[Anonymous No.21589230]

>>21588730
It's not a pyramid scheme and there's no step by step.

>>21588984
Only ever seen one scammer on this site that wasn't a retard and I'm pretty sure he wasn't you.

[Anonymous No.21589365]

>>21589140
learn to research

[Tampanon No.21589679]

>>21589230
I feel like it's easier to sell the cards than use them and from reading the forums a lot of people lose money trying to use them.

[Anonymous No.21590025]

>>21589230
Yeah. Because the guy who came up with the plan to sell drugs to reduce the risk of getting in trouble with the law, obviously has very good judgement. Suck my dick you drooling retard.