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The meme coin that saved /biz/Get in while you still can https://coomer.cash/
>>21575186Help my Coomputer is covered in $COOM
OOOOOOOOOO I CANT STOP COOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIING
got in at 10 minutes for cheap and now i have a full eth for the first time and a million coom to retire on
>>21575186SERIOUSLY IT'S JUST BARELY NOT TOO LATEIN A FEW HOURS THE WEST COAST FAGS WILL WAKE UP, THIS IS LITERALLY A FEW HOURS OLD AND YOU ARE GUARANTEED TO 30X MINIMUM ONCE COINGECKO ADDS ITLIQUIDITY LOCKED FOR A YEAR, GIVEAWAYS COMING, 690,000 COOOM SENT TO VITALIK, LET'S FUCKING COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
>>21575186I can't actually believe. It that whale was a faggot who does that? Anyways, We're FUCKING COOOOOOOOMIIINNGGGG!!It's not too late still. Liq locked for a year and Dev is based as fuck.
Got one eth .. I don’t even care loosing money on cooming
https://beta.uniswap.info/token/0x2f3e054d233c93c59140c0905227c7c607c70cbb last call before it goes on coin gecko directly into the top 10 and moons even harder COOMER OUT
IM COOOOOMING GUYS IM UP SO MUCH THANK YOU
STILLLLLLL GOING UP WTFCOOOOOOMING RIGHT NOW LADS
NO ONE CAN STOP I LOVE THIS COOMUNITY LETS GOOO
this is crazy
let the chineses get up and tonight is going to be a korean BBQ like never seen
KEEP TO COOMIES COMING BOYS
>>21575186fuck it ill throw 1ETH
>>21575533Enjoy that 30 eth once it hits gecko lol
COOM DRIPPING CANT STOP SLIPPIN10% COOM DOWN 30 % COOM UP
>>21575186this is so extremely autistic that it might work.
Anyone else COOOOOOOOOMING right now?
Close your eyes, try to clear any thoughts you are havingTake long, slow, deep strokes and put all your focus and attention onto your coomingiiiiiiiinnnn.................... ooooooooooooouuuutgood. Do this for a few minutes, then -VISUALIZE yourself becoming rich through your COOM investmentANTICIPATE the things you will buy with your new found abundance of wealthIMAGINE as though it is all happening now in the present moment, for the present moment is all that truly existsMOST IMPORTANTLYFEEL the way you will COOM when that moment comes and you make it!FEELING THE COOM IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN JUST VISUALIZING THE IMAGES!Now open your eyes, look in a mirror, and recite these affirmations (use/add your own that is relevant to the reality you want to create once you make it)I AM RICHI AM COOMINGI AM A MILLIONAIRECOOMING HAS GIVEN ME INFINITE ABUNDANCEIt's important to do this when you wake up and before you go to bed, but do it as often as possible. Also hold the image and idea of us making it and COOM being worth $1,000 or more in your mind as you fall to sleep.WHEN WE DO THIS COLLECTIVELY MY COOM BROTHERS, THE UNIVERSE WILL SEE TO IT THAT CERTAIN EVENTS, PEOPLE AND CIRCUMSTANCES WILL ALIGN AND BE ATTRACTED TO US - THAT WILL ALLOW OUR DESIRE TO MANIFEST INTO REALITY!I love you all
STACK COOM:>1M to make it waifu prego>100k suicide sperm count>0 non coomer ngmi infertile cuck
>>21575186you could just throw money out of the window, same effect..
>>21576108infertile NON coomer detected
>>21576108Infertile cuck raising his wife's boyfriend's son detected.
>>21576108you are literally a female that doesn't deserve any cummies
aaaa im coooominghttps://app.uniswap.org/#/swap?inputCurrency=0x2f3e054d233c93c59140c0905227c7c607c70cbb
Ah... the smell of Americans COOOOMING in the morning...
>>21576525They are coooming
>bought 0.5 for 2 millions a few hours ago>now 2 whole ETH are neededdamn great. Such a shame projects like this gain traction compared to legit ones, but who am I to refuse free money on a silver platter. Still, fuck this market
>>21575970based COOM visualisation anon
>>21577162It's legit enough for a shitcoin anon
>>21577231Cope, seethe and dilate
>>21577162same story friend
IM COOOMING THANKS OP
missed the dip :(
When is this going to get listed on CG?
you filthy degenerates! How are you going to explain this investment to your family?
>>21577927youre still in the dip if youre buying under 0.001
>>21577986AHHH WHY DID YOU POST THAT IM COOOOOOOMINGGG AHHHHH
>>21578058That's not what a fucking dip means
it's taking off on socials anons... be ready this thing is taking of, only 290k market cap, can't think you were early on this bast###ds
>>21578183Is 50x possible?
>>21575186690M total supply - 552M locked liquidity = 138M COOM, 138M COOM x $0.00039 = $54k market capLADS WTF HOW ARE WE SO EARLY
>>21578290This can get to 10M MC easily. Fucking tendies did it so why not?
>>21578449exactly!! This is a 20x easy
why you guyz stopped?
>>21578589everyone's too focused on edging to type right now
This is fucking cringe. Stop.
>>21578641you're gonna be the one cringing when you check the price later nocoomer
>>21576108If you dont have 1 eth to coom with then you probably shouldn’t be investing in crypto at all dude
>>21577231>Be serious online you guys
Fuck it, in for 0.5eth.
>>21577231DONUT was cringe too but I did a 12x
Wow, it's actually going up quickly
$62K MARKET CAP STILLLL AAAAAAAAAAAAa10X INCOMING GGGGG AAAAAAAAAA
>>21579658What, did you think COOMING was just a meme? It's a fucking lifestyle anon.
NOCOOMERS GET THE ROPECOOMERS WILL MAKE IT
LIQUIDITY NOT LOCKED EXIT WHILE YOU CANRUGPULL ANY MOMENT
>>21579926https://unicrypt.network/uniswap-browser/pair/0x8bEb1D95Be9004bd139bc74c4d44156909890982Weak FUD from a pathetic non-COOMER.
I hold LINK in all seriousness but I've never COOOOOMED SOOOOoo HARD FROM JUST ONE TOKEN IN ONE DAY..If you're not buying this you basically hate money.
>>21577986With enough coomcoin I won't have to
>>21579959MY COCK REMAINS ERECT
>>21579926Dude can you even coooom?
>>21580067ANTI PAJEET TECHNOLOGY.MAXIMUM GRIP ACTIVATE.
I don't understand the thought process of people selling early, unless it's part of their long-term strategy to acquire as many tokens as possible.Me, I'm in to fuck jannies and COOM on their face with my gains.
Somebody one told me My dick is gonna control meI ain't got the biggest tool in the shedShe was looking kinda hornyBut even didn't want meSo I went back to coom in my bedWellMy dick starts cooming and it won't stop coomingBack to the hub and it gets my prostrate rolling
Did you faggots buy the dip? What dip? That's right it was eaten up in seconds. People can't wait to COOOOOM..
Easiest 10x you ever made!! Get on the trian before its too late boys
Somebody just coomed 5mil all over the keyboard
Bump. A very nice dip is about to be eaten up. Will you?
This might actually be 10x EOD
>>21580637and it's immediately being rebought
>>21580726Amerifats will wake up and eat the cummies up.
Pamp elements strong boys
My god im clueless that coom site only offers 3 wallets to connect to and i have neither to exchange my ETH, whats best between walletconnect, coinbase wallet or fortmatic?
>>21575186PUMPPPPP IT BOGDANOF
>>21575186IM EDGING IM GONNA COOM IM EDGING IM GONNA COOM IM EDGING IM GONNA COOM
Will another dip happen soon? I NEED TO COOOOOMMMM.
>>21581687RIGHT NOW AS I TYPE
>>21581171metamask and exchange it on uniswap
How'd I view the price on this?
>>21581687This is the dip anon.>>21581762https://www.dextools.io/app/uniswap/pair-explorer/0x8beb1d95be9004bd139bc74c4d44156909890982Decent place to buy right now.
>>21575186If anybody actually fell for this scam using ancient maymays as viral marketing, I feel sorry for you.
>>21582029I have 600 dollars in this, surely it will make me coom. Normal fap material costs much less.
>>21582029COOMing is literally a zoomer meme though.
>>21582029Anti rug tech. Locked COOM liquid for a year.
>>21576108Nofap reddit is THAT WAY ------------->
>>21582029>What is DOGE>What is WAIFU>What is literally every meme coinFucking money machines. Get in early and you're guaranteed a 100x return. Get in late and you'll lose 40%. Seeing as this has some crazy volatility, this is anything but a failure. Don't buy in if you don't wanr to, but don't fucking cry afterwards
>>21582029Cope.But it's not too late. People seem to forget, but this is day 1.
looks fucking good
AAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH I DIDN'T SPEND ENOUGH ON GAS AND I'M WAITING FOR MY TRANSACTION SO I CAN CONVERT PNK INTO COOOOOOOOOOOOOM
should i dump 200 link on cooooooooom
>>21583255only if you want to 10x by next week
>>21583255Sure. Might even help you recoup your losses.
>>21575186Thought I should let everyone know. I know the dev personally. Me and him met at a coomfarting extravaganze marathon a few years ago just a few hours south of San fransisco. We had one girl farting out 2 litres of our coom daily for 3 days straight. He really knows his coom, I would even say he's a coom specialist.
Why does this little asshole keep DOOOOMPING?I NEED TO COOOOOOOOOMPLEASE POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMP
>>21583549whales cooming prematurelythere's a lot more buys than sells happening but the sells have been whales cashing out their whole stacks
I'm a whale and I'm not selling until I have enough money to literally COOM wherever I want.
>>21583549Some have never felt the pleasure of holding it in and edging for several days before they COOM. Let them be shaken out.
>>21575186That’s pic KEK
Whales suffer from premature ejaculation but the buys are still coming along. Keep on eding, and soon we will be able to have the biggest COOM of our lifetime.
GOOOOO <1M COOM PER ETH
IM DRIPPING WET FROM ALL THE PRECUM THAT IS LEAKINGPLEASE POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMP HARDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER
Show me your loads, boys
Newbie here... So how does this work exactly? I just bought a bit of coom, the transaction was successful but I'm not seeing the coom in my wallet?
>>21585040If transaction succeded you should see your COOM in about a minute
>>21585040If you haven't figured it out by now. These scam coins don't actually come to your wallet. You sent them ETH and got nothing in return. Nice going.
>>21585040you have to add the token address to your wallet
buy COOM HERE CHANGE IT TO ETH THOUGH https://app.uniswap.org/#/swap?inputCurrency=0x2f3e054d233c93c59140c0905227c7c607c70cbb&outputCurrency=0xc02aaa39b223fe8d0a0e5c4f27ead9083c756cc2
>>21585113>Low test copeKEEP EDGING BOYS
>>21585080its been about 20 minutes and still nothing>>21585113Yeahhh, shit if its true...first try with a shitcoin too, literally my second crypto purchase after ETH. Live and learn I guess
We're all gonna make it
>>21585464What wallet are you using? You need to add the contract of the token probably
>>21585113>>21585464Low-effort FUDYou need to add the token to your metamask wallet, anon.
HOW MUCH WILL MY 260KCOOM BE WORTH BY NEXT WEEK
Oh look at that. It's already dumping
just bought the dip too ez
>>21585626>nucoomerProbably an american too
>>21585610How does 260 trillion sound?
it's already over lol
>2022>Excuse me, store clerk. Do you accept cum?
>>21585533>>21585547Yupp, got em, cheers
>6/10 transactions canceledheh, nothing personnel kid
where can you see the price?
>>21585731>why yes we do, where do you wish to coom?
>>21585113POMP was better yesterday.this one will pull a rug in 20 minutes, just watch
>>21585040Are you using metamask? Like most smaller coins, you must find them in etherscan, paste the contract string into the search field and the wallet will find and add it
>>21585804weak fud, liquidity is locked.
>>21585857>liquidity is lockedgive link
>>21585804im still waiting for my email back from pomp about compensation, i added liquidity but it just got taken for some reaosns
>>21585804Rug can't be pulled, it's stuck to the floor due to all the coom
>>21585610Sticky enough. HODL to your coom.
>>21579926>>21585804The only rug you'll see is the one above your mom's cunt getting creamed by all the coomers.
>>21585952I lost $20 and i'm very sad..
>>21585971Locked coom cold storage for 1 year. Based devs.
>>21575533>https://coomer.cash/Lmao, damn it I have no moneyI'd have bought some of this alreadyfucking being poor, if only I hadn't bought food yesterday
>>21577986I'd give her my investment, if you know what I mean
I love that the mods fully support this coin.
>>21578183wtf, it was double figure K last time I saw someone say market cap about this, hahahYou glorious bastards!
>>21585804People said that about 4 hours ago aswell
>>21586111should post on reddit and create a discord channel.. pomp were better prepared.. also not a good timing now
Save your coom and send your energy to $COOM
buy the dip?
>>21583781I'd shake it out in her, if you know what I mean
>>21586237Buying anything under $0.01 is basically stealing money.
>>21575186Help me bros I can't coom anymore my transactions are failing. HELP ME COOOOOOOOOOM
is this shit actually gonna get listed?
>>21586627yes, Binance next month. It will be the next Dogecoin.
>>21586430Put more n2o. Maybe try with faster gas and more slippage?Also COOOOOM UP.
>>21586653shill this on reddit they are aware of this meme
>>21586430increase the slippage in metamask. 1%+ is common for rapid price action.I usually set it to 2-3% even.
>>21586685That is a good idea, but who the FUCK posts on reddit?
>>21586430>>21586696I meant uniswap. not metamask, dur hur.
>>21575970The Secret (it's coom..the secret is coom)
>>21586685also on consumeproduct and other consoomer reddits. I'm shilling it non-stop as we speak.
hnghh ooh im coom coom inggg,, ohhh my largf e penis is cooming ahhhh ahhh hooh hhohoooooooooh ahhhhhhhh im coomigngg eveyr where ahhh oh hg godd im cooming ahhh
>>21586927>knowing all the redditsKys
tomorrow is going to be really sick
BUY THE DIP HERE WE GOOOO
>>21586696>>21586662still can't COOM, i'm stuck with measly 150k COOM stack.
I'm getting blue balls :(When is cooooooooooooooooooooooooom?
>>21587290Dude coom now, quickly. I bought 1.5eth of coom when it was 0.00038, now it's much cheaper.
>>21587366Coom is only when you can help coom. Spread the coooooooooooom.
IT'S DIP O'CLOCK, TIME TO FILL THOSE COOOOOOMBUCKETS
I’m beating it to fox girls while looking at my coomies right now
>>21587527If only the gas price would go down, why today of all days?
WOW WHAT WAS THAT!
Wtf you guys I bought 1 ETH of COOM and now I'm down like $70
Fuck it, I'll buy the dip.
>>21588416PREPARE FOR LIFTOFF
BUY THE DIP WE'RE GOING PARABOLIC
I'm still eding. I won't COOM until we hit a 1mil MC at least.
Fuck it's dead, time to sell
This shit hasn't moved in two hours. good time to buy?
>>21588519Weak coomer, just splurring it all out. See you crying next week low hormone male.
>>21588528try the dip, baby
>>21588416let me lick your coom anon
>>21588672I know right, whoever isn't getting a stack is a massive brainlet
If you have not accumulated now is the time for when others are memed in.
>>21588719guess who wants all your coom?
Imagine not having at least 1m COOM
>>21589026Imagine not having at least 2m COOM
>>21589061>Not 2.5m coom
>>21589061that is 242k.
>>21589026Why no, I can't
>>21589091Count the digits again buddy.
>>21589091>cooming too hard to be able to count
>>21589091It's not. Don't doubt the COOM
>>21589091Nvm I am a retard.
>>21589091Check again brainlet
>>21589091You are blind
I coomed 4 times today since I first bought it 7 hours ago. During the sage time, I have doubts about this shit coin, but then I get horny again and I have to coom.
Dubs and I COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM RIGHT NOW
>>21589240You can't avoid the COOM, it is already the world currency. Now it is our duty to make it the galactic currency.
>>21589091God punished you for cooming too hard.
>>21589321will this be as big as Dogecoin?
I KEEP COOMING BUT SOMEHOW MY BAGS KEEP FILLING UP AAAAAA IT'S LIKE THERE'S A BLACK HOLE INSIDE MY NUTS
>>21589362Probably. Weirder things have happened. The meme is used everywhere.
Glad that found it so early.Huge meme potential.COOOOOM ON, BOIS
>>21589802the huge meme potential is why i bought this. Would be happy to see Doge & Coom someday together @ TOP100.
I am NOT selling before $1.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM FLOWINGHOPE ON THE WHITE DRAGONNNNNNNN
>>21589919dare I say based and redpilled.
is it nofap if you hold your bags?
>>21585128>>21585040Add the token to your wallet to see how much coom youre holding
The coom is dying. Everybody already coomed 6 times its starting to hurt.
>>21590221THE COOM MUST FLOW
>>21590221no, coomers wil never stop cooming, and theyre gonna coom harder and harder everitiem
>>21590221now s the time to coom on your $waifus
>>21589919based and nofappilled.>>21590178only if you hold your cummies inside and send your accumulated energy to COOM.>>21590221COOM to the MOON.
My penisd s hurts
>>21582388>waiduis crabbing between .00019 and .0001 for weeks
>>21590450Nigger it's 6 days old.
>>215906150.1 and I'm retiring
>>215906490.01 and i'm retiring
>>21590615buy in the amount of your sperms, sell it all once the price reaches the length of your dick
https://twitter.com/coomcoin1/status/1295733753353035780They're burning 1% too holy fuck i'm gonna coom
Where my Sperm whales at?
>>21590885does 10M count as being a whale?
>>21590649>>21590820Doge hasn't even approached .01 and it's about as widespread as a memecoin will ever be, you're delusional.
>>21590969Hello Moby Dick. I'm holding 9M. Let's have a whale COOOOMING session.
>>21591036fine then, 0.001 and i'm retiring
im just buying up all the millions you stupid faggots
>>21591036Do you not know what supply is? Lmao DOGE has 125,882,874,890 tokens. This has less than 200,000,000 I believe.
>>21590838now as an investment advice, thats based as fuck.
>>21591036>>21591107so bullish seeing newfags with no understanding of supply, it really is like 2017 again
>>21591036>>21591117this, has to be the most retarded fud i have seen in long time. kek
somebody with a reddit account post COOM in /r/cryptomoonshots to get some traction from the redditors to fuel a mooning
>>21591785It's already on there.
>>21591785Yes, I'm hard for a pumpbucket of COOMies, unite anonfags
>>21591785why do you care about that cesspit
>>21591971Or maybe not. Looks like the thread might've been deleted.
>>21592011DUMPING HARD NOW..... :(((((
>>21592094throw your ETH in SHRIMP brewww
>>21591971ah shit it got removedthey have some rule about quality writing it so you need to make it longercome on we can do it>>21592011we get a lot of attention with a post on the front page of that subreddit which translates into pumps
>>21591785reddit deletes any mention of coom i think
Last chance to take the dip
>>21592259really? the response in the comments was surprisingly positivemaybe we could shill somewhere else
Why doesn't coinbase wallet show the value of my cookies?
>>21592259Just start a thread calling it EJACULATION
>>21592332there's no place better to shill though. how do discord trannies do this? point me to the right direction and I'll shill 7/24
>>21592676I can make you guys PS memes if you have any funny ideas to help the shilling processif we somehow get a single viral post on twitter or reddit the moon that would follow would be biblical
First you have to get the plebbit mods to buy it. Never been there, but I doubt they let in shills for anything they don't have an investment in.
@5we could maybe post it on some meme subreddit with a title like "you can literally buy cum now" or something along that line with a screenshot of the website but no link
>>21592937If we got this on tiktok like they did DODGE it would moon. It currently is too hard to buy for tiktokers though.
Chance to take a dip, COOM TO MOON
>>21593208bought another 2M
I just want to make it back to 0.0005 at this point. I threw 100 bucks into this shit my mom is going to be pissed. How do I tell her I spent my savings on literal cum?
>>21593445it'll coom back up soon enough
>>21593445This is only one days old bro
YO WTF I CANT SEE MY DOLLAR SING ON METAMAS COOM TOKENGOD DAMN I WANNA COOM ON DOLLAR ·$$$$$ ANYONE EXPERIENCING THE SAME THING? GGUUUUHHHHHHH
SOMEONE ANSWER ME UUGHGHH CANT SOME COOMING
>>21593445It will go far beyond, but yeah, I also bought a bit higher
peniss s hurt
Bought the dip, my stack is 600k? Will I get at least 10x anons, I'm scared
I'm mm COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMING
>>21593689yes at that price you will
>>21593689I think we are gonna make it. This is funnier than tendies and that got to 10m mc. This can do 1M at least.
>>21593689Yea, the dip was a blessing for our next adventure, my beloved waifu.
>>21593445I have $800 in this, my dear child. Let's take it easy and enjoy the ride.
>>21593689takes iron balls to hold that COOM Anon but I do believe the likelyhood of this mooning is very highit's basically one viral meme or youtuber video away from a 10x
God damn it someone anwser me. Why can't i see dollar sign o nmetamask?
>>21594046doesn't have a price listed anywhere yet, it's too new
>>21594046it does this with all newly launched coins
>>21594112my lunch was coffee. Thanks for reminding me
>>21593445your mom will be impressed once she realizes just how valuable your COOM is.
>>21593445I'll take them off your hands and give ur moom some real coom
>>21575186MY COOOOM HAS 1.5M PLUS LIL COOMLETS IN IT AM I GOING TO MAKE IT WHERE CAN I FIND THE PRICE?
1 mil stack on deck boysShill this meme coin and the memetic magic will guarantee we make it.
>tfw wanna buy more but funds on holdDo you guys just drop as much money as you can on eth at once and use it as needed?
For some reason I accumulated like 16mil of these earlier today. Just couldn't stop cooming
>>21594649I wish I could coom that much
>>21594649 Once you start cooming it's hard to stop. The good thing is, you're gonna be rich soon.
>>21594142You realize the gas was like 7 dollars right? You spent 1/5 of the money just moving it.
>>21593889I'm getting blue balls holding all that COOM. I just want to swap all my COOM already.
>>21594874just imagine the sheer strength of the nut after two weeks of holding it in
>>21594812when the liquidity gets unlocked and price listed, i hope it at least x30
If we shill this everywhere, it will be the new Doge. It just needs shilling and good memes. This easily has the potential to be the second succesful memecoin.
Not enough ppl COOOOOOMING
Anon's hands probably got a little sore from all that edging. Don't worry, I'm here to provide incentives to COOM again.