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21575186 No.21575186 [Reply] [Original] [archived.moe]

The meme coin that saved /biz/

Get in while you still can

https://coomer.cash/

>> No.21575248

IM COOOOOOOM

>> No.21575249

>>21575186
Help my Coomputer is covered in $COOM

>> No.21575250

OOOOOOOOOO I CANT STOP COOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIING

>> No.21575252
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21575252

got in at 10 minutes for cheap and now i have a full eth for the first time and a million coom to retire on

>> No.21575260

>>21575186
SERIOUSLY IT'S JUST BARELY NOT TOO LATE

IN A FEW HOURS THE WEST COAST FAGS WILL WAKE UP, THIS IS LITERALLY A FEW HOURS OLD AND YOU ARE GUARANTEED TO 30X MINIMUM ONCE COINGECKO ADDS IT

LIQUIDITY LOCKED FOR A YEAR, GIVEAWAYS COMING, 690,000 COOOM SENT TO VITALIK, LET'S FUCKING COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

>> No.21575261

>>21575186
I can't actually believe. It that whale was a faggot who does that? Anyways, We're FUCKING COOOOOOOOMIIINNGGGG!!

It's not too late still. Liq locked for a year and Dev is based as fuck.

>> No.21575277

Got one eth .. I don’t even care loosing money on cooming

>> No.21575281
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21575281

https://beta.uniswap.info/token/0x2f3e054d233c93c59140c0905227c7c607c70cbb last call before it goes on coin gecko directly into the top 10 and moons even harder COOMER OUT

>> No.21575286

IM COOOOOMING GUYS IM UP SO MUCH THANK YOU

>> No.21575316

STILLLLLLL GOING UP WTF

COOOOOOMING RIGHT NOW LADS

>> No.21575375

NO ONE CAN STOP I LOVE THIS COOMUNITY LETS GOOO

>> No.21575384

this is crazy

>> No.21575406

let the chineses get up and tonight is going to be a korean BBQ like never seen

>> No.21575469
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>> No.21575475

KEEP TO COOMIES COMING BOYS

>> No.21575533

>>21575186
fuck it ill throw 1ETH

>> No.21575728

>>21575533
Enjoy that 30 eth once it hits gecko lol

>> No.21575823

COOM DRIPPING CANT STOP SLIPPIN
10% COOM DOWN 30 % COOM UP

>> No.21575836

>>21575186
this is so extremely autistic that it might work.

>> No.21575932

Anyone else COOOOOOOOOMING right now?

>> No.21575970

Close your eyes, try to clear any thoughts you are having
Take long, slow, deep strokes and put all your focus and attention onto your cooming
iiiiiiiinnnn.................... ooooooooooooouuuut

good. Do this for a few minutes, then -
VISUALIZE yourself becoming rich through your COOM investment
ANTICIPATE the things you will buy with your new found abundance of wealth
IMAGINE as though it is all happening now in the present moment, for the present moment is all that truly exists
MOST IMPORTANTLY
FEEL the way you will COOM when that moment comes and you make it!
FEELING THE COOM IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN JUST VISUALIZING THE IMAGES!

Now open your eyes, look in a mirror, and recite these affirmations (use/add your own that is relevant to the reality you want to create once you make it)
I AM RICH
I AM COOMING
I AM A MILLIONAIRE
COOMING HAS GIVEN ME INFINITE ABUNDANCE
It's important to do this when you wake up and before you go to bed, but do it as often as possible. Also hold the image and idea of us making it and COOM being worth $1,000 or more in your mind as you fall to sleep.

WHEN WE DO THIS COLLECTIVELY MY COOM BROTHERS, THE UNIVERSE WILL SEE TO IT THAT CERTAIN EVENTS, PEOPLE AND CIRCUMSTANCES WILL ALIGN AND BE ATTRACTED TO US - THAT WILL ALLOW OUR DESIRE TO MANIFEST INTO REALITY!
I love you all

>> No.21575994
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21575994

STACK COOM:
>1M to make it waifu prego
>100k suicide sperm count
>0 non coomer ngmi infertile cuck

>> No.21576108

>>21575186
you could just throw money out of the window, same effect..

>> No.21576148

>>21576108
infertile detected

>> No.21576150

>>21576108
infertile NON coomer detected

>> No.21576180

>>21576108
Infertile cuck raising his wife's boyfriend's son detected.

>> No.21576206

>>21576108
Weak FUD

>> No.21576240

>>21576108
you are literally a female that doesn't deserve any cummies

>> No.21576270

AAAAHHHH

>> No.21576437

aaaa im cooooming
https://app.uniswap.org/#/swap?inputCurrency=0x2f3e054d233c93c59140c0905227c7c607c70cbb

>> No.21576525

Ah... the smell of Americans COOOOMING in the morning...

>> No.21577095

>>21576525
They are coooming

>> No.21577162
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21577162

>bought 0.5 for 2 millions a few hours ago
>now 2 whole ETH are needed
damn great. Such a shame projects like this gain traction compared to legit ones, but who am I to refuse free money on a silver platter. Still, fuck this market

>> No.21577231

>>21575260
Cringe

>> No.21577242

>>21575970
based COOM visualisation anon

>> No.21577332

>>21577162
It's legit enough for a shitcoin anon

>> No.21577341

>>21577231
COOMLET DETECTED

>> No.21577392

>>21577231
Cope, seethe and dilate

>> No.21577782

>>21577162
same story friend

>> No.21577892

IM COOOMING THANKS OP

>> No.21577927

missed the dip :(

>> No.21577961

When is this going to get listed on CG?

>> No.21577986
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21577986

you filthy degenerates! How are you going to explain this investment to your family?

>> No.21578058

>>21577927
youre still in the dip if youre buying under 0.001

>> No.21578093

>>21577986
AHHH WHY DID YOU POST THAT IM COOOOOOOMINGGG AHHHHH

>> No.21578100

>>21578058
That's not what a fucking dip means

>> No.21578183

it's taking off on socials anons... be ready this thing is taking of, only 290k market cap, can't think you were early on this bast###ds

>> No.21578220

>>21578183
Is 50x possible?

>> No.21578290

>>21575186
690M total supply - 552M locked liquidity = 138M COOM, 138M COOM x $0.00039 = $54k market cap

LADS WTF HOW ARE WE SO EARLY

>> No.21578449

>>21578290
This can get to 10M MC easily. Fucking tendies did it so why not?

>> No.21578537

>>21578449
exactly!! This is a 20x easy

>> No.21578589

why you guyz stopped?

>> No.21578627

>>21578589
everyone's too focused on edging to type right now

>> No.21578641

This is fucking cringe. Stop.

>> No.21578774

>>21578220
garenteed

>> No.21578915

>>21578641
you're gonna be the one cringing when you check the price later nocoomer

>> No.21579124

COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

>> No.21579304

>>21576108
If you dont have 1 eth to coom with then you probably shouldn’t be investing in crypto at all dude

>> No.21579374

>>21577231
>Be serious online you guys

>> No.21579474

Fuck it, in for 0.5eth.

>> No.21579645

>>21577231
DONUT was cringe too but I did a 12x

>> No.21579658

Wow, it's actually going up quickly

>> No.21579707

$62K MARKET CAP STILLLL AAAAAAAAAAAAa

10X INCOMING GGGGG AAAAAAAAAA

>> No.21579723

>>21579658
What, did you think COOMING was just a meme? It's a fucking lifestyle anon.

>> No.21579891

NOCOOMERS GET THE ROPE
COOMERS WILL MAKE IT

>> No.21579926

LIQUIDITY NOT LOCKED

EXIT WHILE YOU CAN

RUGPULL ANY MOMENT

>> No.21579959

>>21579926
https://unicrypt.network/uniswap-browser/pair/0x8bEb1D95Be9004bd139bc74c4d44156909890982
Weak FUD from a pathetic non-COOMER.

>> No.21579965

I hold LINK in all seriousness but I've never COOOOOMED SOOOOoo HARD FROM JUST ONE TOKEN IN ONE DAY..

If you're not buying this you basically hate money.

>> No.21579976

>>21577986
With enough coomcoin I won't have to

>> No.21580053

>>21579959
MY COCK REMAINS ERECT

>> No.21580067
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21580067

>>21579926
Dude can you even coooom?

>> No.21580109

>>21580067
ANTI PAJEET TECHNOLOGY.
MAXIMUM GRIP ACTIVATE.

>> No.21580121
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21580121

I don't understand the thought process of people selling early, unless it's part of their long-term strategy to acquire as many tokens as possible.

Me, I'm in to fuck jannies and COOM on their face with my gains.

>> No.21580131
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21580131

Somebody one told me
My dick is gonna control me
I ain't got the biggest tool in the shed
She was looking kinda horny
But even didn't want me
So I went back to coom in my bed
Well
My dick starts cooming and it won't stop cooming
Back to the hub and it gets my prostrate rolling

>> No.21580205

>>21580131
>one
Once
>even
Even she

>> No.21580326

Did you faggots buy the dip? What dip? That's right it was eaten up in seconds. People can't wait to COOOOOM..

>> No.21580340

Easiest 10x you ever made!! Get on the trian before its too late boys

>> No.21580359

>>21576148
>>21576150
>>21576180
>>21576206
>>21576240
based hivemind

>> No.21580637

Somebody just coomed 5mil all over the keyboard

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21580672

Bump. A very nice dip is about to be eaten up. Will you?

>> No.21580726

This might actually be 10x EOD

>> No.21580730

>>21580637
and it's immediately being rebought

>> No.21580825

>>21580726
Amerifats will wake up and eat the cummies up.

>> No.21581005

Pamp elements strong boys

>> No.21581048

thanks COOM

>> No.21581171

My god im clueless that coom site only offers 3 wallets to connect to and i have neither to exchange my ETH, whats best between walletconnect, coinbase wallet or fortmatic?

>> No.21581471

>>21581171
trust wallet

>> No.21581564

>>21575186
PUMPPPPP IT BOGDANOF

>> No.21581609

>>21575186
IM EDGING IM GONNA COOM IM EDGING IM GONNA COOM IM EDGING IM GONNA COOM

>> No.21581687

Will another dip happen soon? I NEED TO COOOOOMMMM.

>> No.21581726
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21581726

>>21581687
RIGHT NOW AS I TYPE

>> No.21581737

>>21581171
metamask and exchange it on uniswap

>> No.21581762

How'd I view the price on this?

>> No.21581824

>>21581762
https://www.dextools.io/app/uniswap/pair-explorer/0x8beb1d95be9004bd139bc74c4d44156909890982

>> No.21581837

>>21581687
This is the dip anon.

>>21581762
https://www.dextools.io/app/uniswap/pair-explorer/0x8beb1d95be9004bd139bc74c4d44156909890982
Decent place to buy right now.

>> No.21581862

>>21581762
https://www.dextools.io/app/uniswap/pair-explorer/0x8beb1d95be9004bd139bc74c4d44156909890982

>> No.21582029

>>21575186
If anybody actually fell for this scam using ancient maymays as viral marketing, I feel sorry for you.

>> No.21582123

>>21582029
I have 600 dollars in this, surely it will make me coom. Normal fap material costs much less.

>> No.21582127

>>21582029
COOMing is literally a zoomer meme though.

>> No.21582267

>>21582029
staypoorfagget

>> No.21582297

>>21582029
Anti rug tech. Locked COOM liquid for a year.

>> No.21582328

>>21576108
Nofap reddit is THAT WAY ------------->

>> No.21582388

>>21582029
>What is DOGE
>What is WAIFU
>What is literally every meme coin

Fucking money machines. Get in early and you're guaranteed a 100x return. Get in late and you'll lose 40%. Seeing as this has some crazy volatility, this is anything but a failure. Don't buy in if you don't wanr to, but don't fucking cry afterwards

>> No.21582431

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.21582472
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>>21582029
Cope.
But it's not too late. People seem to forget, but this is day 1.

>> No.21582822

looks fucking good

>> No.21583204
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21583204

AAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH I DIDN'T SPEND ENOUGH ON GAS AND I'M WAITING FOR MY TRANSACTION SO I CAN CONVERT PNK INTO COOOOOOOOOOOOOM

>> No.21583255

should i dump 200 link on cooooooooom

>> No.21583307

>>21583255
only if you want to 10x by next week

>> No.21583374
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21583374

>>21583255
Sure. Might even help you recoup your losses.

>> No.21583403

>>21575186
Thought I should let everyone know. I know the dev personally. Me and him met at a coomfarting extravaganze marathon a few years ago just a few hours south of San fransisco. We had one girl farting out 2 litres of our coom daily for 3 days straight. He really knows his coom, I would even say he's a coom specialist.

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21583429

>>21583403
based

>> No.21583549

Why does this little asshole keep DOOOOMPING?
I NEED TO COOOOOOOOOM
PLEASE POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMP

>> No.21583716

>>21583549
whales cooming prematurely
there's a lot more buys than sells happening but the sells have been whales cashing out their whole stacks

>> No.21583774

I'm a whale and I'm not selling until I have enough money to literally COOM wherever I want.

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21583781

>>21583549
Some have never felt the pleasure of holding it in and edging for several days before they COOM. Let them be shaken out.

>> No.21583814

>>21575186
That’s pic KEK

>> No.21584136

Whales suffer from premature ejaculation but the buys are still coming along. Keep on eding, and soon we will be able to have the biggest COOM of our lifetime.

>> No.21584284

GOOOOO <1M COOM PER ETH

>> No.21584338

>>21584284
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.21584373

oooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.21584567

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.21584897

IM DRIPPING WET FROM ALL THE PRECUM THAT IS LEAKING

PLEASE POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMP HARDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER

>> No.21584933
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21584933

Show me your loads, boys

>> No.21585040

Newbie here... So how does this work exactly? I just bought a bit of coom, the transaction was successful but I'm not seeing the coom in my wallet?

>> No.21585080

>>21585040
If transaction succeded you should see your COOM in about a minute

>> No.21585113

>>21585040
If you haven't figured it out by now. These scam coins don't actually come to your wallet. You sent them ETH and got nothing in return. Nice going.

>> No.21585128

>>21585040
you have to add the token address to your wallet

>> No.21585196

buy COOM HERE CHANGE IT TO ETH THOUGH

https://app.uniswap.org/#/swap?inputCurrency=0x2f3e054d233c93c59140c0905227c7c607c70cbb&outputCurrency=0xc02aaa39b223fe8d0a0e5c4f27ead9083c756cc2

>> No.21585419

>>21585113
>Low test cope

KEEP EDGING BOYS

>> No.21585464

>>21585080
its been about 20 minutes and still nothing

>>21585113
Yeahhh, shit if its true...first try with a shitcoin too, literally my second crypto purchase after ETH. Live and learn I guess

>> No.21585467

We're all gonna make it

>> No.21585533

>>21585464
What wallet are you using? You need to add the contract of the token probably

>> No.21585547

>>21585113
>>21585464

Low-effort FUD

You need to add the token to your metamask wallet, anon.

>> No.21585548

COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

>> No.21585578

>>21585547
^

>> No.21585610
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21585610

HOW MUCH WILL MY 260KCOOM BE WORTH BY NEXT WEEK

>> No.21585626

Oh look at that. It's already dumping

>> No.21585639

just bought the dip too ez

>> No.21585648

>>21585626
>nucoomer
Probably an american too

>> No.21585661

>>21585610
How does 260 trillion sound?

>> No.21585705

it's already over lol

>> No.21585731

>2022
>Excuse me, store clerk. Do you accept cum?

>> No.21585737

>>21585533
>>21585547
Yupp, got em, cheers

>> No.21585743

>6/10 transactions canceled
heh, nothing personnel kid

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21585754

where can you see the price?

>> No.21585766

>>21585731
>why yes we do, where do you wish to coom?

>> No.21585804

>>21585113
POMP was better yesterday.

this one will pull a rug in 20 minutes, just watch

>> No.21585805

>>21585040
Are you using metamask?

Like most smaller coins, you must find them in etherscan, paste the contract string into the search field and the wallet will find and add it

>> No.21585843

>>21585754
https://www.dextools.io/app/uniswap/pair-explorer/0x8beb1d95be9004bd139bc74c4d44156909890982

>> No.21585857

>>21585804
weak fud, liquidity is locked.

>> No.21585947

>>21585857
>liquidity is locked
give link

>> No.21585952

>>21585804
im still waiting for my email back from pomp about compensation, i added liquidity but it just got taken for some reaosns

>> No.21585971

>>21585804
Rug can't be pulled, it's stuck to the floor due to all the coom

>> No.21585974

>>21585610
Sticky enough. HODL to your coom.

>> No.21585989

>>21579926
>>21585804

The only rug you'll see is the one above your mom's cunt getting creamed by all the coomers.

>> No.21585994

>>21585952
I lost $20 and i'm very sad..

>> No.21586014

>>21585971
Locked coom cold storage for 1 year. Based devs.

>> No.21586017

>>21575533
>https://coomer.cash/
Lmao, damn it I have no money
I'd have bought some of this already
fucking being poor, if only I hadn't bought food yesterday

>> No.21586024
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21586024

>>21585947
https://www.dextools.io/app/uniswap/pair-explorer/0x8beb1d95be9004bd139bc74c4d44156909890982

https://coomer.cash/

https://beta.uniswap.info/token/0x2f3e054d233c93c59140c0905227c7c607c70cbb

>> No.21586066

>>21577986
I'd give her my investment, if you know what I mean

>> No.21586111

I love that the mods fully support this coin.

>> No.21586145

>>21578183
wtf, it was double figure K last time I saw someone say market cap about this, hahah
You glorious bastards!

>> No.21586174

>>21585804
People said that about 4 hours ago aswell

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21586196

>>21586111
should post on reddit and create a discord channel.. pomp were better prepared.. also not a good timing now

>> No.21586220

Save your coom and send your energy to $COOM

>> No.21586237

buy the dip?

>> No.21586245

>>21583781
I'd shake it out in her, if you know what I mean

>> No.21586274

>>21586237
Buying anything under $0.01 is basically stealing money.

>> No.21586430

>>21575186
Help me bros I can't coom anymore my transactions are failing. HELP ME COOOOOOOOOOM

>> No.21586627

is this shit actually gonna get listed?

>> No.21586653

>>21586627
yes, Binance next month. It will be the next Dogecoin.

>> No.21586662

>>21586430
Put more n2o. Maybe try with faster gas and more slippage?

Also COOOOOM UP.

>> No.21586685

>>21586653
shill this on reddit they are aware of this meme

>> No.21586696

>>21586430

increase the slippage in metamask. 1%+ is common for rapid price action.

I usually set it to 2-3% even.

>> No.21586733

>>21586685
That is a good idea, but who the FUCK posts on reddit?

>> No.21586746

>>21586430
>>21586696

I meant uniswap. not metamask, dur hur.

>> No.21586781

>>21575970
The Secret (it's coom..the secret is coom)

>> No.21586799

>>21586733

... redditors?

>> No.21586927

>>21586685
also on consumeproduct and other consoomer reddits. I'm shilling it non-stop as we speak.

>> No.21586974

>>21586927
based

>> No.21586981

>>21586927
Based anon

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21587003

hnghh ooh im coom coom inggg,, ohhh my largf e penis is cooming ahhhh ahhh hooh hhohoooooooooh ahhhhhhhh im coomigngg eveyr where ahhh oh hg godd im cooming ahhh

>> No.21587058

>>21586927
>knowing all the reddits
Kys

>> No.21587189

tomorrow is going to be really sick

>> No.21587202

BUY THE DIP HERE WE GOOOO

>> No.21587290

>>21586696
>>21586662
still can't COOM, i'm stuck with measly 150k COOM stack.

>> No.21587366

I'm getting blue balls :(
When is cooooooooooooooooooooooooom?

>> No.21587388

>>21587290
Dude coom now, quickly. I bought 1.5eth of coom when it was 0.00038, now it's much cheaper.

>> No.21587455

>>21587366
Coom is only when you can help coom. Spread the coooooooooooom.

>> No.21587527

IT'S DIP O'CLOCK, TIME TO FILL THOSE COOOOOOMBUCKETS

>> No.21587563

I’m beating it to fox girls while looking at my coomies right now

>> No.21587582

>>21587527
If only the gas price would go down, why today of all days?

>> No.21587600

>>21586685
this

>> No.21587609

WOW WHAT WAS THAT!

>> No.21587881

>>21587609
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.21588416

Wtf you guys I bought 1 ETH of COOM and now I'm down like $70

>> No.21588439

Fuck it, I'll buy the dip.

>> No.21588467

>>21588416
PREPARE FOR LIFTOFF

>> No.21588505

BUY THE DIP WE'RE GOING PARABOLIC

>> No.21588509

I'm still eding. I won't COOM until we hit a 1mil MC at least.

>> No.21588519

Fuck it's dead, time to sell

>> No.21588528

This shit hasn't moved in two hours. good time to buy?

>> No.21588555

>>21588519
Weak coomer, just splurring it all out. See you crying next week low hormone male.

>> No.21588557

>>21588528

try the dip, baby

>> No.21588642

>>21588416
let me lick your coom anon

>> No.21588672

>$0.0001852
Guys....

>> No.21588718

>>21588672

I know right, whoever isn't getting a stack is a massive brainlet

>> No.21588719

If you have not accumulated now is the time for when others are memed in.

>> No.21588885
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>>21588719
guess who wants all your coom?

>> No.21589026

Imagine not having at least 1m COOM

>> No.21589061
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>>21589026
Imagine not having at least 2m COOM

>> No.21589090

>>21589061
>Not 2.5m coom

>> No.21589091

>>21589061
that is 242k.

>> No.21589102
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>>21589026
Why no, I can't

>> No.21589107

>>21589091
Count the digits again buddy.

>> No.21589117

>>21589091
>cooming too hard to be able to count

>> No.21589118

>>21589091
It's not. Don't doubt the COOM

>> No.21589125

>>21589091
Nvm I am a retard.

>> No.21589131

>>21589091
Check again brainlet

>> No.21589138

>>21589091
You are blind

>> No.21589240

I coomed 4 times today since I first bought it 7 hours ago. During the sage time, I have doubts about this shit coin, but then I get horny again and I have to coom.

>> No.21589241

Dubs and I COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM RIGHT NOW

>> No.21589321

>>21589240
You can't avoid the COOM, it is already the world currency. Now it is our duty to make it the galactic currency.

>> No.21589346

>>21589091
God punished you for cooming too hard.

>> No.21589362

>>21589321
will this be as big as Dogecoin?

>> No.21589473

I KEEP COOMING BUT SOMEHOW MY BAGS KEEP FILLING UP AAAAAA IT'S LIKE THERE'S A BLACK HOLE INSIDE MY NUTS

>> No.21589702

>>21589362
Probably. Weirder things have happened. The meme is used everywhere.

>> No.21589802

Glad that found it so early.
Huge meme potential.
COOOOOM ON, BOIS

>> No.21589910

>>21589802
the huge meme potential is why i bought this. Would be happy to see Doge & Coom someday together @ TOP100.

>> No.21589919
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21589919

I am NOT selling before $1.

>> No.21589992

>>21589919

based

>> No.21590066

>>21580131
kek

>> No.21590144

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM FLOWING

HOPE ON THE WHITE DRAGONNNNNNNN

>> No.21590174

>>21589919
dare I say based and redpilled.

>> No.21590178

is it nofap if you hold your bags?

>> No.21590215

>>21585128
>>21585040
Add the token to your wallet to see how much coom youre holding

>> No.21590221

The coom is dying. Everybody already coomed 6 times its starting to hurt.

>> No.21590306

>>21590221
THE COOM MUST FLOW

>> No.21590346

>>21590221
no, coomers wil never stop cooming, and theyre gonna coom harder and harder everitiem

>> No.21590357

>>21590221
now s the time to coom on your $waifus

>> No.21590407

>>21589919
based and nofappilled.
>>21590178
only if you hold your cummies inside and send your accumulated energy to COOM.
>>21590221
COOM to the MOON.

>> No.21590415

My penisd s hurts

>> No.21590450

>>21582388
>waidu
is crabbing between .00019 and .0001 for weeks

>> No.21590521

>>21590450
Nigger it's 6 days old.

>> No.21590615

Estimate EOM?

>> No.21590649

>>21590615
0.1 and I'm retiring

>> No.21590820

>>21590649
0.01 and i'm retiring

>> No.21590838

>>21590615
buy in the amount of your sperms, sell it all once the price reaches the length of your dick

>> No.21590883

https://twitter.com/coomcoin1/status/1295733753353035780
They're burning 1% too holy fuck i'm gonna coom

>> No.21590885

Where my Sperm whales at?

>> No.21590969

>>21590885
does 10M count as being a whale?

>> No.21591036

>>21590649
>>21590820
Doge hasn't even approached .01 and it's about as widespread as a memecoin will ever be, you're delusional.

>> No.21591044

>>21590969
Hello Moby Dick. I'm holding 9M. Let's have a whale COOOOMING session.

>> No.21591107

>>21591036
fine then, 0.001 and i'm retiring

>> No.21591108

im just buying up all the millions you stupid faggots

>> No.21591117

>>21591036
Do you not know what supply is? Lmao DOGE has 125,882,874,890 tokens. This has less than 200,000,000 I believe.

>> No.21591124

>>21590838
now as an investment advice, thats based as fuck.

>> No.21591184

>>21591036
>>21591107
so bullish seeing newfags with no understanding of supply, it really is like 2017 again

>> No.21591211

>>21591036
>>21591117
this, has to be the most retarded fud i have seen in long time. kek

>> No.21591678

coom

>> No.21591785
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21591785

somebody with a reddit account post COOM in /r/cryptomoonshots to get some traction from the redditors to fuel a mooning

>> No.21591971

>>21591785
It's already on there.

>> No.21592002

>>21591785
Yes, I'm hard for a pumpbucket of COOMies, unite anonfags

>> No.21592011

>>21591785
why do you care about that cesspit

>> No.21592087

>>21591971
Or maybe not. Looks like the thread might've been deleted.

>> No.21592094

>>21592011

DUMPING HARD NOW..... :(((((

>> No.21592156

>>21592094

throw your ETH in SHRIMP brewww

>> No.21592233
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>>21591971
ah shit it got removed
they have some rule about quality writing it so you need to make it longer
come on we can do it
>>21592011
we get a lot of attention with a post on the front page of that subreddit which translates into pumps

>> No.21592259

>>21591785
reddit deletes any mention of coom i think

>> No.21592295

Last chance to take the dip

>> No.21592332

>>21592259
really? the response in the comments was surprisingly positive
maybe we could shill somewhere else

>> No.21592358

Why doesn't coinbase wallet show the value of my cookies?

>> No.21592460

>>21592259
Just start a thread calling it EJACULATION

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>>21575186
Im cooming!!!!!!

>> No.21592676

>>21592332
there's no place better to shill though. how do discord trannies do this? point me to the right direction and I'll shill 7/24

>> No.21592724

>>21592676
I can make you guys PS memes if you have any funny ideas to help the shilling process
if we somehow get a single viral post on twitter or reddit the moon that would follow would be biblical

>> No.21592845

First you have to get the plebbit mods to buy it. Never been there, but I doubt they let in shills for anything they don't have an investment in.

>> No.21592937

@5
we could maybe post it on some meme subreddit with a title like "you can literally buy cum now" or something along that line with a screenshot of the website but no link

>> No.21593128

>>21592937
If we got this on tiktok like they did DODGE it would moon.
It currently is too hard to buy for tiktokers though.

>> No.21593208

Chance to take a dip, COOM TO MOON

>> No.21593369

>>21593208
bought another 2M

>> No.21593445

I just want to make it back to 0.0005 at this point. I threw 100 bucks into this shit my mom is going to be pissed. How do I tell her I spent my savings on literal cum?

>> No.21593506

>>21593445
it'll coom back up soon enough

>> No.21593522

>>21593445
This is only one days old bro

>> No.21593546

YO WTF I CANT SEE MY DOLLAR SING ON METAMAS COOM TOKEN
GOD DAMN I WANNA COOM ON DOLLAR ·$$$$$ ANYONE EXPERIENCING THE SAME THING? GGUUUUHHHHHHH

>> No.21593591

SOMEONE ANSWER ME UUGHGHH CANT SOME COOMING

>> No.21593606

>>21593445
It will go far beyond, but yeah, I also bought a bit higher

>> No.21593615

peniss s hurt

>> No.21593689
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21593689

Bought the dip, my stack is 600k? Will I get at least 10x anons, I'm scared

>> No.21593701

I'm mm COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMING

>> No.21593733

>>21593689
yes at that price you will

>> No.21593741

>>21593689
I think we are gonna make it. This is funnier than tendies and that got to 10m mc. This can do 1M at least.

>> No.21593785

>>21593689
Yea, the dip was a blessing for our next adventure, my beloved waifu.

>> No.21593822

>>21593445
I have $800 in this, my dear child. Let's take it easy and enjoy the ride.

>> No.21593889

>>21593689
takes iron balls to hold that COOM Anon but I do believe the likelyhood of this mooning is very high
it's basically one viral meme or youtuber video away from a 10x

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21594046

God damn it someone anwser me. Why can't i see dollar sign o nmetamask?

>> No.21594077

>>21594046
doesn't have a price listed anywhere yet, it's too new

>> No.21594112

>>21594046
>only 116k
ngmi

>> No.21594119

>>21594046
it does this with all newly launched coins

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>>21594112
my lunch was coffee. Thanks for reminding me

>> No.21594252

>>21593445
your mom will be impressed once she realizes just how valuable your COOM is.

>> No.21594374

>>21593445
I'll take them off your hands and give ur moom some real coom

>> No.21594453

>>21575186
MY COOOOM HAS 1.5M PLUS LIL COOMLETS IN IT AM I GOING TO MAKE IT WHERE CAN I FIND THE PRICE?

>> No.21594528

>>21594453
https://www.dextools.io/app/uniswap/pair-explorer/0x8beb1d95be9004bd139bc74c4d44156909890982

>> No.21594612

1 mil stack on deck boys

Shill this meme coin and the memetic magic will guarantee we make it.

>> No.21594633

>tfw wanna buy more but funds on hold
Do you guys just drop as much money as you can on eth at once and use it as needed?

>> No.21594649

For some reason I accumulated like 16mil of these earlier today. Just couldn't stop cooming

>> No.21594726

>>21594649
I wish I could coom that much

>> No.21594737

>>21594649
Once you start cooming it's hard to stop. The good thing is, you're gonna be rich soon.

>> No.21594812

>>21594142
You realize the gas was like 7 dollars right? You spent 1/5 of the money just moving it.

>> No.21594874

>>21593889
I'm getting blue balls holding all that COOM. I just want to swap all my COOM already.

>> No.21594983

>>21594874
just imagine the sheer strength of the nut after two weeks of holding it in

>> No.21594987

>>21594812
when the liquidity gets unlocked and price listed, i hope it at least x30

>> No.21595116

If we shill this everywhere, it will be the new Doge. It just needs shilling and good memes. This easily has the potential to be the second succesful memecoin.

>> No.21595545

Not enough ppl COOOOOOMING

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21595670

Anon's hands probably got a little sore from all that edging. Don't worry, I'm here to provide incentives to COOM again.

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