Coomshot mooning

[Anonymous No.21575186]

The meme coin that saved /biz/

Get in while you still can

https://coomer.cash/

[Anonymous No.21575248]

IM COOOOOOOM

[Anonymous No.21575249]

>>21575186
Help my Coomputer is covered in $COOM

[Anonymous No.21575250]

OOOOOOOOOO I CANT STOP COOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIING

[Anonymous No.21575252]

got in at 10 minutes for cheap and now i have a full eth for the first time and a million coom to retire on

[Anonymous No.21575260]

>>21575186
SERIOUSLY IT'S JUST BARELY NOT TOO LATE

IN A FEW HOURS THE WEST COAST FAGS WILL WAKE UP, THIS IS LITERALLY A FEW HOURS OLD AND YOU ARE GUARANTEED TO 30X MINIMUM ONCE COINGECKO ADDS IT

LIQUIDITY LOCKED FOR A YEAR, GIVEAWAYS COMING, 690,000 COOOM SENT TO VITALIK, LET'S FUCKING COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

[Anonymous No.21575261]

>>21575186
I can't actually believe. It that whale was a faggot who does that? Anyways, We're FUCKING COOOOOOOOMIIINNGGGG!!

It's not too late still. Liq locked for a year and Dev is based as fuck.

[Anonymous No.21575277]

Got one eth .. I don’t even care loosing money on cooming

[Anonymous No.21575281]

https://beta.uniswap.info/token/0x2f3e054d233c93c59140c0905227c7c607c70cbb last call before it goes on coin gecko directly into the top 10 and moons even harder COOMER OUT

[Anonymous No.21575286]

IM COOOOOMING GUYS IM UP SO MUCH THANK YOU

[Anonymous No.21575316]

STILLLLLLL GOING UP WTF

COOOOOOMING RIGHT NOW LADS

[Anonymous No.21575375]

NO ONE CAN STOP I LOVE THIS COOMUNITY LETS GOOO

[Anonymous No.21575384]

this is crazy

[Anonymous No.21575406]

let the chineses get up and tonight is going to be a korean BBQ like never seen

[Anonymous No.21575469]

[Anonymous No.21575475]

KEEP TO COOMIES COMING BOYS

[Anonymous No.21575533]

>>21575186
fuck it ill throw 1ETH

[Anonymous No.21575728]

>>21575533
Enjoy that 30 eth once it hits gecko lol

[Anonymous No.21575823]

COOM DRIPPING CANT STOP SLIPPIN
10% COOM DOWN 30 % COOM UP

[Anonymous No.21575836]

>>21575186
this is so extremely autistic that it might work.

[Anonymous No.21575932]

Anyone else COOOOOOOOOMING right now?

[Anonymous No.21575970]

Close your eyes, try to clear any thoughts you are having
Take long, slow, deep strokes and put all your focus and attention onto your cooming
iiiiiiiinnnn.................... ooooooooooooouuuut

good. Do this for a few minutes, then -
VISUALIZE yourself becoming rich through your COOM investment
ANTICIPATE the things you will buy with your new found abundance of wealth
IMAGINE as though it is all happening now in the present moment, for the present moment is all that truly exists
MOST IMPORTANTLY
FEEL the way you will COOM when that moment comes and you make it!
FEELING THE COOM IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN JUST VISUALIZING THE IMAGES!

Now open your eyes, look in a mirror, and recite these affirmations (use/add your own that is relevant to the reality you want to create once you make it)
I AM RICH
I AM COOMING
I AM A MILLIONAIRE
COOMING HAS GIVEN ME INFINITE ABUNDANCE
It's important to do this when you wake up and before you go to bed, but do it as often as possible. Also hold the image and idea of us making it and COOM being worth $1,000 or more in your mind as you fall to sleep.

WHEN WE DO THIS COLLECTIVELY MY COOM BROTHERS, THE UNIVERSE WILL SEE TO IT THAT CERTAIN EVENTS, PEOPLE AND CIRCUMSTANCES WILL ALIGN AND BE ATTRACTED TO US - THAT WILL ALLOW OUR DESIRE TO MANIFEST INTO REALITY!
I love you all

[Anonymous No.21575994]

STACK COOM:
>1M to make it waifu prego
>100k suicide sperm count
>0 non coomer ngmi infertile cuck

[Anonymous No.21576108]

>>21575186
you could just throw money out of the window, same effect..

[Anonymous No.21576148]

>>21576108
infertile detected

[Anonymous No.21576150]

>>21576108
infertile NON coomer detected

[Anonymous No.21576180]

>>21576108
Infertile cuck raising his wife's boyfriend's son detected.

[Anonymous No.21576206]

>>21576108
Weak FUD

[Anonymous No.21576240]

>>21576108
you are literally a female that doesn't deserve any cummies

[Anonymous No.21576270]

AAAAHHHH

[Anonymous No.21576437]

aaaa im cooooming
https://app.uniswap.org/#/swap?inputCurrency=0x2f3e054d233c93c59140c0905227c7c607c70cbb

[Anonymous No.21576525]

Ah... the smell of Americans COOOOMING in the morning...

[Anonymous No.21577095]

>>21576525
They are coooming

[Anonymous No.21577162]

>bought 0.5 for 2 millions a few hours ago
>now 2 whole ETH are needed
damn great. Such a shame projects like this gain traction compared to legit ones, but who am I to refuse free money on a silver platter. Still, fuck this market

[Anonymous No.21577231]

>>21575260
Cringe

[Anonymous No.21577242]

>>21575970
based COOM visualisation anon

[Anonymous No.21577332]

>>21577162
It's legit enough for a shitcoin anon

[Anonymous No.21577341]

>>21577231
COOMLET DETECTED

[Anonymous No.21577392]

>>21577231
Cope, seethe and dilate

[Anonymous No.21577782]

>>21577162
same story friend

[Anonymous No.21577892]

IM COOOMING THANKS OP

[Anonymous No.21577927]

missed the dip :(

[Anonymous No.21577961]

When is this going to get listed on CG?

[Anonymous No.21577986]

you filthy degenerates! How are you going to explain this investment to your family?

[Anonymous No.21578058]

>>21577927
youre still in the dip if youre buying under 0.001

[Anonymous No.21578093]

>>21577986
AHHH WHY DID YOU POST THAT IM COOOOOOOMINGGG AHHHHH

[Anonymous No.21578100]

>>21578058
That's not what a fucking dip means

[Anonymous No.21578183]

it's taking off on socials anons... be ready this thing is taking of, only 290k market cap, can't think you were early on this bast###ds

[Anonymous No.21578220]

>>21578183
Is 50x possible?

[Anonymous No.21578290]

>>21575186
690M total supply - 552M locked liquidity = 138M COOM, 138M COOM x $0.00039 = $54k market cap

LADS WTF HOW ARE WE SO EARLY

[Anonymous No.21578449]

>>21578290
This can get to 10M MC easily. Fucking tendies did it so why not?

[Anonymous No.21578537]

>>21578449
exactly!! This is a 20x easy

[Anonymous No.21578589]

why you guyz stopped?

[Anonymous No.21578627]

>>21578589
everyone's too focused on edging to type right now

[Anonymous No.21578641]

This is fucking cringe. Stop.

[Anonymous No.21578774]

>>21578220
garenteed

[Anonymous No.21578915]

>>21578641
you're gonna be the one cringing when you check the price later nocoomer

[Anonymous No.21579124]

COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

[Anonymous No.21579304]

>>21576108
If you dont have 1 eth to coom with then you probably shouldn’t be investing in crypto at all dude

[Anonymous No.21579374]

>>21577231
>Be serious online you guys

[Anonymous No.21579474]

Fuck it, in for 0.5eth.

[Anonymous No.21579645]

>>21577231
DONUT was cringe too but I did a 12x

[Anonymous No.21579658]

Wow, it's actually going up quickly

[Anonymous No.21579707]

$62K MARKET CAP STILLLL AAAAAAAAAAAAa

10X INCOMING GGGGG AAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.21579723]

>>21579658
What, did you think COOMING was just a meme? It's a fucking lifestyle anon.

[Anonymous No.21579891]

NOCOOMERS GET THE ROPE
COOMERS WILL MAKE IT

[Anonymous No.21579926]

LIQUIDITY NOT LOCKED

EXIT WHILE YOU CAN

RUGPULL ANY MOMENT

[Anonymous No.21579959]

>>21579926
https://unicrypt.network/uniswap-browser/pair/0x8bEb1D95Be9004bd139bc74c4d44156909890982
Weak FUD from a pathetic non-COOMER.

[Anonymous No.21579965]

I hold LINK in all seriousness but I've never COOOOOMED SOOOOoo HARD FROM JUST ONE TOKEN IN ONE DAY..

If you're not buying this you basically hate money.

[Anonymous No.21579976]

>>21577986
With enough coomcoin I won't have to

[Anonymous No.21580053]

>>21579959
MY COCK REMAINS ERECT

[Anonymous No.21580067]

>>21579926
Dude can you even coooom?

[Anonymous No.21580109]

>>21580067
ANTI PAJEET TECHNOLOGY.
MAXIMUM GRIP ACTIVATE.

[Anonymous No.21580121]

I don't understand the thought process of people selling early, unless it's part of their long-term strategy to acquire as many tokens as possible.

Me, I'm in to fuck jannies and COOM on their face with my gains.

[Anonymous No.21580131]

Somebody one told me
My dick is gonna control me
I ain't got the biggest tool in the shed
She was looking kinda horny
But even didn't want me
So I went back to coom in my bed
Well
My dick starts cooming and it won't stop cooming
Back to the hub and it gets my prostrate rolling

[Anonymous No.21580205]

>>21580131
>one
Once
>even
Even she

[Anonymous No.21580326]

Did you faggots buy the dip? What dip? That's right it was eaten up in seconds. People can't wait to COOOOOM..

[Anonymous No.21580340]

Easiest 10x you ever made!! Get on the trian before its too late boys

[Anonymous No.21580359]

>>21576148
>>21576150
>>21576180
>>21576206
>>21576240
based hivemind

[Anonymous No.21580637]

Somebody just coomed 5mil all over the keyboard

[Anonymous No.21580672]

Bump. A very nice dip is about to be eaten up. Will you?

[Anonymous No.21580726]

This might actually be 10x EOD

[Anonymous No.21580730]

>>21580637
and it's immediately being rebought

[Anonymous No.21580825]

>>21580726
Amerifats will wake up and eat the cummies up.

[Anonymous No.21581005]

Pamp elements strong boys

[Anonymous No.21581048]

thanks COOM

[Anonymous No.21581171]

My god im clueless that coom site only offers 3 wallets to connect to and i have neither to exchange my ETH, whats best between walletconnect, coinbase wallet or fortmatic?

[Anonymous No.21581471]

>>21581171
trust wallet

[Anonymous No.21581564]

>>21575186
PUMPPPPP IT BOGDANOF

[Anonymous No.21581609]

>>21575186
IM EDGING IM GONNA COOM IM EDGING IM GONNA COOM IM EDGING IM GONNA COOM

[Anonymous No.21581687]

Will another dip happen soon? I NEED TO COOOOOMMMM.

[Anonymous No.21581726]

>>21581687
RIGHT NOW AS I TYPE

[Anonymous No.21581737]

>>21581171
metamask and exchange it on uniswap

[Anonymous No.21581762]

How'd I view the price on this?

[Anonymous No.21581824]

>>21581762
https://www.dextools.io/app/uniswap/pair-explorer/0x8beb1d95be9004bd139bc74c4d44156909890982

[Anonymous No.21581837]

>>21581687
This is the dip anon.

>>21581762
https://www.dextools.io/app/uniswap/pair-explorer/0x8beb1d95be9004bd139bc74c4d44156909890982
Decent place to buy right now.

[Anonymous No.21581862]

>>21581762
https://www.dextools.io/app/uniswap/pair-explorer/0x8beb1d95be9004bd139bc74c4d44156909890982

[Anonymous No.21582029]

>>21575186
If anybody actually fell for this scam using ancient maymays as viral marketing, I feel sorry for you.

[Anonymous No.21582123]

>>21582029
I have 600 dollars in this, surely it will make me coom. Normal fap material costs much less.

[Anonymous No.21582127]

>>21582029
COOMing is literally a zoomer meme though.

[Anonymous No.21582267]

>>21582029
staypoorfagget

[Anonymous No.21582297]

>>21582029
Anti rug tech. Locked COOM liquid for a year.

[Anonymous No.21582328]

>>21576108
Nofap reddit is THAT WAY ------------->

[Anonymous No.21582388]

>>21582029
>What is DOGE
>What is WAIFU
>What is literally every meme coin

Fucking money machines. Get in early and you're guaranteed a 100x return. Get in late and you'll lose 40%. Seeing as this has some crazy volatility, this is anything but a failure. Don't buy in if you don't wanr to, but don't fucking cry afterwards

[Anonymous No.21582431]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.21582472]

>>21582029
Cope.
But it's not too late. People seem to forget, but this is day 1.

[Anonymous No.21582822]

looks fucking good

[Anonymous No.21583204]

AAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH I DIDN'T SPEND ENOUGH ON GAS AND I'M WAITING FOR MY TRANSACTION SO I CAN CONVERT PNK INTO COOOOOOOOOOOOOM

[Anonymous No.21583255]

should i dump 200 link on cooooooooom

[Anonymous No.21583307]

>>21583255
only if you want to 10x by next week

[Anonymous No.21583374]

>>21583255
Sure. Might even help you recoup your losses.

[Anonymous No.21583403]

>>21575186
Thought I should let everyone know. I know the dev personally. Me and him met at a coomfarting extravaganze marathon a few years ago just a few hours south of San fransisco. We had one girl farting out 2 litres of our coom daily for 3 days straight. He really knows his coom, I would even say he's a coom specialist.

[Anonymous No.21583429]

>>21583403
based

[Anonymous No.21583549]

Why does this little asshole keep DOOOOMPING?
I NEED TO COOOOOOOOOM
PLEASE POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMP

[Anonymous No.21583716]

>>21583549
whales cooming prematurely
there's a lot more buys than sells happening but the sells have been whales cashing out their whole stacks

[Anonymous No.21583774]

I'm a whale and I'm not selling until I have enough money to literally COOM wherever I want.

[Anonymous No.21583781]

>>21583549
Some have never felt the pleasure of holding it in and edging for several days before they COOM. Let them be shaken out.

[Anonymous No.21583814]

>>21575186
That’s pic KEK

[Anonymous No.21584136]

Whales suffer from premature ejaculation but the buys are still coming along. Keep on eding, and soon we will be able to have the biggest COOM of our lifetime.

[Anonymous No.21584284]

GOOOOO <1M COOM PER ETH

[Anonymous No.21584338]

>>21584284
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.21584373]

oooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.21584567]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.21584897]

IM DRIPPING WET FROM ALL THE PRECUM THAT IS LEAKING

PLEASE POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMP HARDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER

[Anonymous No.21584933]

Show me your loads, boys

[Anonymous No.21585040]

Newbie here... So how does this work exactly? I just bought a bit of coom, the transaction was successful but I'm not seeing the coom in my wallet?

[Anonymous No.21585080]

>>21585040
If transaction succeded you should see your COOM in about a minute

[Anonymous No.21585113]

>>21585040
If you haven't figured it out by now. These scam coins don't actually come to your wallet. You sent them ETH and got nothing in return. Nice going.

[Anonymous No.21585128]

>>21585040
you have to add the token address to your wallet

[Anonymous No.21585196]

buy COOM HERE CHANGE IT TO ETH THOUGH

https://app.uniswap.org/#/swap?inputCurrency=0x2f3e054d233c93c59140c0905227c7c607c70cbb&outputCurrency=0xc02aaa39b223fe8d0a0e5c4f27ead9083c756cc2

[Anonymous No.21585419]

>>21585113
>Low test cope

KEEP EDGING BOYS

[Anonymous No.21585464]

>>21585080
its been about 20 minutes and still nothing

>>21585113
Yeahhh, shit if its true...first try with a shitcoin too, literally my second crypto purchase after ETH. Live and learn I guess

[Anonymous No.21585467]

We're all gonna make it

[Anonymous No.21585533]

>>21585464
What wallet are you using? You need to add the contract of the token probably

[Anonymous No.21585547]

>>21585113
>>21585464

Low-effort FUD

You need to add the token to your metamask wallet, anon.

[Anonymous No.21585548]

COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

[Anonymous No.21585578]

>>21585547
^

[Anonymous No.21585610]

HOW MUCH WILL MY 260KCOOM BE WORTH BY NEXT WEEK

[Anonymous No.21585626]

Oh look at that. It's already dumping

[Anonymous No.21585639]

just bought the dip too ez

[Anonymous No.21585648]

>>21585626
>nucoomer
Probably an american too

[Anonymous No.21585661]

>>21585610
How does 260 trillion sound?

[Anonymous No.21585705]

it's already over lol

[Anonymous No.21585731]

>2022
>Excuse me, store clerk. Do you accept cum?

[Anonymous No.21585737]

>>21585533
>>21585547
Yupp, got em, cheers

[Anonymous No.21585743]

>6/10 transactions canceled
heh, nothing personnel kid

[Anonymous No.21585754]

where can you see the price?

[Anonymous No.21585766]

>>21585731
>why yes we do, where do you wish to coom?

[Anonymous No.21585804]

>>21585113
POMP was better yesterday.

this one will pull a rug in 20 minutes, just watch

[Anonymous No.21585805]

>>21585040
Are you using metamask?

Like most smaller coins, you must find them in etherscan, paste the contract string into the search field and the wallet will find and add it

[Anonymous No.21585843]

>>21585754
https://www.dextools.io/app/uniswap/pair-explorer/0x8beb1d95be9004bd139bc74c4d44156909890982

[Anonymous No.21585857]

>>21585804
weak fud, liquidity is locked.

[Anonymous No.21585947]

>>21585857
>liquidity is locked
give link

[Anonymous No.21585952]

>>21585804
im still waiting for my email back from pomp about compensation, i added liquidity but it just got taken for some reaosns

[Anonymous No.21585971]

>>21585804
Rug can't be pulled, it's stuck to the floor due to all the coom

[Anonymous No.21585974]

>>21585610
Sticky enough. HODL to your coom.

[Anonymous No.21585989]

>>21579926
>>21585804

The only rug you'll see is the one above your mom's cunt getting creamed by all the coomers.

[Anonymous No.21585994]

>>21585952
I lost $20 and i'm very sad..

[Anonymous No.21586014]

>>21585971
Locked coom cold storage for 1 year. Based devs.

[Anonymous No.21586017]

>>21575533
>https://coomer.cash/
Lmao, damn it I have no money
I'd have bought some of this already
fucking being poor, if only I hadn't bought food yesterday

[Anonymous No.21586024]

>>21585947
https://www.dextools.io/app/uniswap/pair-explorer/0x8beb1d95be9004bd139bc74c4d44156909890982

https://coomer.cash/

https://beta.uniswap.info/token/0x2f3e054d233c93c59140c0905227c7c607c70cbb

[Anonymous No.21586066]

>>21577986
I'd give her my investment, if you know what I mean

[Anonymous No.21586111]

I love that the mods fully support this coin.

[Anonymous No.21586145]

>>21578183
wtf, it was double figure K last time I saw someone say market cap about this, hahah
You glorious bastards!

[Anonymous No.21586174]

>>21585804
People said that about 4 hours ago aswell

[Anonymous No.21586196]

>>21586111
should post on reddit and create a discord channel.. pomp were better prepared.. also not a good timing now

[Anonymous No.21586220]

Save your coom and send your energy to $COOM

[Anonymous No.21586237]

buy the dip?

[Anonymous No.21586245]

>>21583781
I'd shake it out in her, if you know what I mean

[Anonymous No.21586274]

>>21586237
Buying anything under $0.01 is basically stealing money.

[Anonymous No.21586430]

>>21575186
Help me bros I can't coom anymore my transactions are failing. HELP ME COOOOOOOOOOM

[Anonymous No.21586627]

is this shit actually gonna get listed?

[Anonymous No.21586653]

>>21586627
yes, Binance next month. It will be the next Dogecoin.

[Anonymous No.21586662]

>>21586430
Put more n2o. Maybe try with faster gas and more slippage?

Also COOOOOM UP.

[Anonymous No.21586685]

>>21586653
shill this on reddit they are aware of this meme

[Anonymous No.21586696]

>>21586430

increase the slippage in metamask. 1%+ is common for rapid price action.

I usually set it to 2-3% even.

[Anonymous No.21586733]

>>21586685
That is a good idea, but who the FUCK posts on reddit?

[Anonymous No.21586746]

>>21586430
>>21586696

I meant uniswap. not metamask, dur hur.

[Anonymous No.21586781]

>>21575970
The Secret (it's coom..the secret is coom)

[Anonymous No.21586799]

>>21586733

... redditors?

[Anonymous No.21586927]

>>21586685
also on consumeproduct and other consoomer reddits. I'm shilling it non-stop as we speak.

[Anonymous No.21586974]

>>21586927
based

[Anonymous No.21586981]

>>21586927
Based anon

[Anonymous No.21587003]

hnghh ooh im coom coom inggg,, ohhh my largf e penis is cooming ahhhh ahhh hooh hhohoooooooooh ahhhhhhhh im coomigngg eveyr where ahhh oh hg godd im cooming ahhh

[Anonymous No.21587058]

>>21586927
>knowing all the reddits
Kys

[Anonymous No.21587189]

tomorrow is going to be really sick

[Anonymous No.21587202]

BUY THE DIP HERE WE GOOOO

[Anonymous No.21587290]

>>21586696
>>21586662
still can't COOM, i'm stuck with measly 150k COOM stack.

[Anonymous No.21587366]

I'm getting blue balls :(
When is cooooooooooooooooooooooooom?

[Anonymous No.21587388]

>>21587290
Dude coom now, quickly. I bought 1.5eth of coom when it was 0.00038, now it's much cheaper.

[Anonymous No.21587455]

>>21587366
Coom is only when you can help coom. Spread the coooooooooooom.

[Anonymous No.21587527]

IT'S DIP O'CLOCK, TIME TO FILL THOSE COOOOOOMBUCKETS

[Anonymous No.21587563]

I’m beating it to fox girls while looking at my coomies right now

[Anonymous No.21587582]

>>21587527
If only the gas price would go down, why today of all days?

[Anonymous No.21587600]

>>21586685
this

[Anonymous No.21587609]

WOW WHAT WAS THAT!

[Anonymous No.21587881]

>>21587609
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.21588416]

Wtf you guys I bought 1 ETH of COOM and now I'm down like $70

[Anonymous No.21588439]

Fuck it, I'll buy the dip.

[Anonymous No.21588467]

>>21588416
PREPARE FOR LIFTOFF

[Anonymous No.21588505]

BUY THE DIP WE'RE GOING PARABOLIC

[Anonymous No.21588509]

I'm still eding. I won't COOM until we hit a 1mil MC at least.

[Anonymous No.21588519]

Fuck it's dead, time to sell

[Anonymous No.21588528]

This shit hasn't moved in two hours. good time to buy?

[Anonymous No.21588555]

>>21588519
Weak coomer, just splurring it all out. See you crying next week low hormone male.

[Anonymous No.21588557]

>>21588528

try the dip, baby

[Anonymous No.21588642]

>>21588416
let me lick your coom anon

[Anonymous No.21588672]

>$0.0001852
Guys....

[Anonymous No.21588718]

>>21588672

I know right, whoever isn't getting a stack is a massive brainlet

[Anonymous No.21588719]

If you have not accumulated now is the time for when others are memed in.

[Anonymous No.21588885]

>>21588719
guess who wants all your coom?

[Anonymous No.21589026]

Imagine not having at least 1m COOM

[Anonymous No.21589061]

>>21589026
Imagine not having at least 2m COOM

[Anonymous No.21589090]

>>21589061
>Not 2.5m coom

[Anonymous No.21589091]

>>21589061
that is 242k.

[Anonymous No.21589102]

>>21589026
Why no, I can't

[Anonymous No.21589107]

>>21589091
Count the digits again buddy.

[Anonymous No.21589117]

>>21589091
>cooming too hard to be able to count

[Anonymous No.21589118]

>>21589091
It's not. Don't doubt the COOM

[Anonymous No.21589125]

>>21589091
Nvm I am a retard.

[Anonymous No.21589131]

>>21589091
Check again brainlet

[Anonymous No.21589138]

>>21589091
You are blind

[Anonymous No.21589240]

I coomed 4 times today since I first bought it 7 hours ago. During the sage time, I have doubts about this shit coin, but then I get horny again and I have to coom.

[Anonymous No.21589241]

Dubs and I COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM RIGHT NOW

[Anonymous No.21589321]

>>21589240
You can't avoid the COOM, it is already the world currency. Now it is our duty to make it the galactic currency.

[Anonymous No.21589346]

>>21589091
God punished you for cooming too hard.

[Anonymous No.21589362]

>>21589321
will this be as big as Dogecoin?

[Anonymous No.21589473]

I KEEP COOMING BUT SOMEHOW MY BAGS KEEP FILLING UP AAAAAA IT'S LIKE THERE'S A BLACK HOLE INSIDE MY NUTS

[Anonymous No.21589702]

>>21589362
Probably. Weirder things have happened. The meme is used everywhere.

[Anonymous No.21589802]

Glad that found it so early.
Huge meme potential.
COOOOOM ON, BOIS

[Anonymous No.21589910]

>>21589802
the huge meme potential is why i bought this. Would be happy to see Doge & Coom someday together @ TOP100.

[Anonymous No.21589919]

I am NOT selling before $1.

[Anonymous No.21589992]

>>21589919

based

[Anonymous No.21590066]

>>21580131
kek

[Anonymous No.21590144]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM FLOWING

HOPE ON THE WHITE DRAGONNNNNNNN

[Anonymous No.21590174]

>>21589919
dare I say based and redpilled.

[Anonymous No.21590178]

is it nofap if you hold your bags?

[Anonymous No.21590215]

>>21585128
>>21585040
Add the token to your wallet to see how much coom youre holding

[Anonymous No.21590221]

The coom is dying. Everybody already coomed 6 times its starting to hurt.

[Anonymous No.21590306]

>>21590221
THE COOM MUST FLOW

[Anonymous No.21590346]

>>21590221
no, coomers wil never stop cooming, and theyre gonna coom harder and harder everitiem

[Anonymous No.21590357]

>>21590221
now s the time to coom on your $waifus

[Anonymous No.21590407]

>>21589919
based and nofappilled.
>>21590178
only if you hold your cummies inside and send your accumulated energy to COOM.
>>21590221
COOM to the MOON.

[Anonymous No.21590415]

My penisd s hurts

[Anonymous No.21590450]

>>21582388
>waidu
is crabbing between .00019 and .0001 for weeks

[Anonymous No.21590521]

>>21590450
Nigger it's 6 days old.

[Anonymous No.21590615]

Estimate EOM?

[Anonymous No.21590649]

>>21590615
0.1 and I'm retiring

[Anonymous No.21590820]

>>21590649
0.01 and i'm retiring

[Anonymous No.21590838]

>>21590615
buy in the amount of your sperms, sell it all once the price reaches the length of your dick

[Anonymous No.21590883]

https://twitter.com/coomcoin1/status/1295733753353035780
They're burning 1% too holy fuck i'm gonna coom

[Anonymous No.21590885]

Where my Sperm whales at?

[Anonymous No.21590969]

>>21590885
does 10M count as being a whale?

[Anonymous No.21591036]

>>21590649
>>21590820
Doge hasn't even approached .01 and it's about as widespread as a memecoin will ever be, you're delusional.

[Anonymous No.21591044]

>>21590969
Hello Moby Dick. I'm holding 9M. Let's have a whale COOOOMING session.

[Anonymous No.21591107]

>>21591036
fine then, 0.001 and i'm retiring

[Anonymous No.21591108]

im just buying up all the millions you stupid faggots

[Anonymous No.21591117]

>>21591036
Do you not know what supply is? Lmao DOGE has 125,882,874,890 tokens. This has less than 200,000,000 I believe.

[Anonymous No.21591124]

>>21590838
now as an investment advice, thats based as fuck.

[Anonymous No.21591184]

>>21591036
>>21591107
so bullish seeing newfags with no understanding of supply, it really is like 2017 again

[Anonymous No.21591211]

>>21591036
>>21591117
this, has to be the most retarded fud i have seen in long time. kek

[Anonymous No.21591678]

coom

[Anonymous No.21591785]

somebody with a reddit account post COOM in /r/cryptomoonshots to get some traction from the redditors to fuel a mooning

[Anonymous No.21591971]

>>21591785
It's already on there.

[Anonymous No.21592002]

>>21591785
Yes, I'm hard for a pumpbucket of COOMies, unite anonfags

[Anonymous No.21592011]

>>21591785
why do you care about that cesspit

[Anonymous No.21592087]

>>21591971
Or maybe not. Looks like the thread might've been deleted.

[Anonymous No.21592094]

>>21592011

DUMPING HARD NOW..... :(((((

[Anonymous No.21592156]

>>21592094

throw your ETH in SHRIMP brewww

[Anonymous No.21592233]

>>21591971
ah shit it got removed
they have some rule about quality writing it so you need to make it longer
come on we can do it
>>21592011
we get a lot of attention with a post on the front page of that subreddit which translates into pumps

[Anonymous No.21592259]

>>21591785
reddit deletes any mention of coom i think

[Anonymous No.21592295]

Last chance to take the dip

[Anonymous No.21592332]

>>21592259
really? the response in the comments was surprisingly positive
maybe we could shill somewhere else

[Anonymous No.21592358]

Why doesn't coinbase wallet show the value of my cookies?

[Anonymous No.21592460]

>>21592259
Just start a thread calling it EJACULATION

[Anonymous No.21592551]

>>21575186
Im cooming!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.21592676]

>>21592332
there's no place better to shill though. how do discord trannies do this? point me to the right direction and I'll shill 7/24

[Anonymous No.21592724]

>>21592676
I can make you guys PS memes if you have any funny ideas to help the shilling process
if we somehow get a single viral post on twitter or reddit the moon that would follow would be biblical

[Anonymous No.21592845]

First you have to get the plebbit mods to buy it. Never been there, but I doubt they let in shills for anything they don't have an investment in.

[Anonymous No.21592937]

@5
we could maybe post it on some meme subreddit with a title like "you can literally buy cum now" or something along that line with a screenshot of the website but no link

[Anonymous No.21593128]

>>21592937
If we got this on tiktok like they did DODGE it would moon.
It currently is too hard to buy for tiktokers though.

[Anonymous No.21593208]

Chance to take a dip, COOM TO MOON

[Anonymous No.21593369]

>>21593208
bought another 2M

[Anonymous No.21593445]

I just want to make it back to 0.0005 at this point. I threw 100 bucks into this shit my mom is going to be pissed. How do I tell her I spent my savings on literal cum?

[Anonymous No.21593506]

>>21593445
it'll coom back up soon enough

[Anonymous No.21593522]

>>21593445
This is only one days old bro

[Anonymous No.21593546]

YO WTF I CANT SEE MY DOLLAR SING ON METAMAS COOM TOKEN
GOD DAMN I WANNA COOM ON DOLLAR ·$$$$$ ANYONE EXPERIENCING THE SAME THING? GGUUUUHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.21593591]

SOMEONE ANSWER ME UUGHGHH CANT SOME COOMING

[Anonymous No.21593606]

>>21593445
It will go far beyond, but yeah, I also bought a bit higher

[Anonymous No.21593615]

peniss s hurt

[Anonymous No.21593689]

Bought the dip, my stack is 600k? Will I get at least 10x anons, I'm scared

[Anonymous No.21593701]

I'm mm COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMING

[Anonymous No.21593733]

>>21593689
yes at that price you will

[Anonymous No.21593741]

>>21593689
I think we are gonna make it. This is funnier than tendies and that got to 10m mc. This can do 1M at least.

[Anonymous No.21593785]

>>21593689
Yea, the dip was a blessing for our next adventure, my beloved waifu.

[Anonymous No.21593822]

>>21593445
I have $800 in this, my dear child. Let's take it easy and enjoy the ride.

[Anonymous No.21593889]

>>21593689
takes iron balls to hold that COOM Anon but I do believe the likelyhood of this mooning is very high
it's basically one viral meme or youtuber video away from a 10x

[Anonymous No.21594046]

God damn it someone anwser me. Why can't i see dollar sign o nmetamask?

[Anonymous No.21594077]

>>21594046
doesn't have a price listed anywhere yet, it's too new

[Anonymous No.21594112]

>>21594046
>only 116k
ngmi

[Anonymous No.21594119]

>>21594046
it does this with all newly launched coins

[Anonymous No.21594142]

>>21594112
my lunch was coffee. Thanks for reminding me

[Anonymous No.21594252]

>>21593445
your mom will be impressed once she realizes just how valuable your COOM is.

[Anonymous No.21594374]

>>21593445
I'll take them off your hands and give ur moom some real coom

[Anonymous No.21594453]

>>21575186
MY COOOOM HAS 1.5M PLUS LIL COOMLETS IN IT AM I GOING TO MAKE IT WHERE CAN I FIND THE PRICE?

[Anonymous No.21594528]

>>21594453
https://www.dextools.io/app/uniswap/pair-explorer/0x8beb1d95be9004bd139bc74c4d44156909890982

[Anonymous No.21594612]

1 mil stack on deck boys

Shill this meme coin and the memetic magic will guarantee we make it.

[Anonymous No.21594633]

>tfw wanna buy more but funds on hold
Do you guys just drop as much money as you can on eth at once and use it as needed?

[Anonymous No.21594649]

For some reason I accumulated like 16mil of these earlier today. Just couldn't stop cooming

[Anonymous No.21594726]

>>21594649
I wish I could coom that much

[Anonymous No.21594737]

>>21594649
Once you start cooming it's hard to stop. The good thing is, you're gonna be rich soon.

[Anonymous No.21594812]

>>21594142
You realize the gas was like 7 dollars right? You spent 1/5 of the money just moving it.

[Anonymous No.21594874]

>>21593889
I'm getting blue balls holding all that COOM. I just want to swap all my COOM already.

[Anonymous No.21594983]

>>21594874
just imagine the sheer strength of the nut after two weeks of holding it in

[Anonymous No.21594987]

>>21594812
when the liquidity gets unlocked and price listed, i hope it at least x30

[Anonymous No.21595116]

If we shill this everywhere, it will be the new Doge. It just needs shilling and good memes. This easily has the potential to be the second succesful memecoin.

[Anonymous No.21595545]

Not enough ppl COOOOOOMING

[Anonymous No.21595670]

Anon's hands probably got a little sore from all that edging. Don't worry, I'm here to provide incentives to COOM again.