/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.21548279]

Zoomers are the new shoe shine bois edition


>Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Bloomberg stream:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://nhentai.net/tag/inflation/

>Free chart:
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Wife Market
https://e-hentai.org/g/1518756/e46661f9a4/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

OOFs:
>>21545379

[Anonymous No.21548315]

Do you have the balls to short TSLA /smg/?

[Anonymous No.21548371]

This thread was created first. Go back

>>21548264
>>21548264

[Anonymous No.21548377]

>>21548315
No but I will buy some puts and calls to get a nice long straddle

[Anonymous No.21548402]

>>21548279

WHERE MY OIL BROS AT??!?!?!

REPORT IN!

XOM & RDSB DIAMOND HANDS HERE!

[Anonymous No.21548416]

>he sold his TQQQ last week

[Anonymous No.21548459]

>>21548416
>tfw i panic sold
just crash the market already

[Anonymous No.21548468]

I was playing paper Mario and my dad walked in during this. Also, NASDAQ crash this week

[Anonymous No.21548471]

Imagine not holding TSLA or AAPL or NVDA

[Anonymous No.21548472]

>>21548402
>"I'm a cum man, ladies and gentlemen."

[Anonymous No.21548484]

OH NO NO NO NO

[Anonymous No.21548488]

>>21548402
XOM, OAS, HPR diamond hands here

Bought some NGL earlier too

[Anonymous No.21548507]

Bullrun
kappa

[Anonymous No.21548545]

>>21548279
how did your stocks do today OP ~~

[Anonymous No.21548598]

>>21548468
>your dad had already priced in that you were a fag when you bought a Mario game as an adult desu

Also, how hard is Tesla-chan going to crash at open tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.21548652]

>>21548471
Up three at the close.
Another two so far today.

[Anonymous No.21548677]

>>21548598
bros I don't remember the last time I saw a girl wearing a really big bow in her hair irl
:(
why don't they wear the bow lads

[Anonymous No.21548700]

>>21547535
>sleazy yet funny
yep!

Your mom's travelling in a pandemic?! On an airplane?? Cool, that means it must be pretty safe I reckon.

>>21548423
>Invoke Prejudice, card number 1488
no fucking way...

[Anonymous No.21548731]

>Selling bullish calls on spy all fucking week
>It just prints money
>Degenerate gamblers actually think spy is going to break into 340
>In this shakey market where even Warren Buffet is buying gold.
>Wait until market drops back down
>Sell a put for 330 when it's bottoming out
>My $2000 collateral is making almost $600 a week selling lottery tickets.

[Anonymous No.21548732]

>>21548488

Hold on these bro.

Oil Unironically gonna hit 200$ the next cycle, inflation and rising demand in the asian and western space will boost oil demand

[Anonymous No.21548734]

>>21548279
>bearish on AI stocks
>have to fill out captcha
>select all the squares that has a bus
>only has a truck
>select all squares that has a truck
>get through the captcha
>making the AI retarded by having it believe trucks are buses
>AI stocks tank cause nobody likes a retard
Anyone else here gonna be rich man soon or is it just me

[Anonymous No.21548796]

I bought AAL calls today with my last $50 everyone point and laugh at me

[Anonymous No.21548804]

>>21548545
me make $25 shorting NQ_F today yayayay how about you

[Anonymous No.21548815]

>portnoy has abandoned stocks because pump and dumping crypto is easier and more legal
>buffett has sold some of his bank holdings for shiny rocks
Everyone is short the fucking dollar LMAO

[Anonymous No.21548817]

Can we get an bearish ETF that tracks baggie's stocks so I can make money off of his degeneracy?

[Anonymous No.21548818]

what anime you guys watchin?

[Anonymous No.21548820]

What the fuck do I buy after missing yet another +20% day?

[Anonymous No.21548859]

>>21548818
Golden Boy.

[Anonymous No.21548879]

I have determined that boats and planes shall have green day tomorrow. So it has been written, here, by me, so shall it be done.

Also holy shit I hate fixing other people's diy repair mistakes. Have old guitar case that needs partial replace of inside foam and lining. Start digging at the old and find not one but THREE different types of glue slathered on under there, one of which totally inappropriate solid epoxy type stuff that I had to slice below and in to the case wood to remove. Geez. Geez!

[Anonymous No.21548910]

>>21548804
I made $250 on my RH stocks and about $0 on my TDA stocks
managed accounts up more than that ofc ofc

I napped most of the day though :^)

[Anonymous No.21548915]

>>21548731
>selling naked calls
Playing with fire.

[Anonymous No.21548925]

>>21548859
the thing I remember most about golden boy is the fact that there is a scene at the end of the manga where the girl who likes him watches him and another girl bang

[Anonymous No.21548931]

>>21548817
Wtf why did he post his picture here?

[Anonymous No.21548944]

>>21548915
Credit spreads my lad. I sell if it breaks my exit point (In this case 339) to protect my collateral.

[Anonymous No.21548976]

>>21548931
Years ago everyone did, rkg posted his deathbed pictures, baggie and big5cuck did too.

[Anonymous No.21549079]

>>21548910
woah gratz !!!
TDA being down sucked

dont like it when TDA has problems they arent very good at fixing them >_> may be taking involuntary trading break until they get better

[Anonymous No.21549195]

Are SLV an okay play short-term? thinking about buying some that expire on friday

[Anonymous No.21549234]

>>21548804
and you lost 100 dollar shorting the bull Spx

[Anonymous No.21549255]

Put a looooot of money in to following those "whales" today... ATVI and MSFT better have a good day tomorrow!!

>>21548818
Gangsta on Tubi
Vinland Saga on Amazon Prime
God of Highschool, Re:Zero, SAO on crunchyroll

To be honest, I'm not thrilled about and of them. Maybe should rewatch the first two seasons of 8Man and Log Horizon.


>>21548517
based point-and-click lucasarts adventure pilled
>>21548775
>baggie is a big rudy fan
interesting...

>>21548879
Which BoteSlutes?? Which PlaneHos?
They all got slaughtered pretty hard today, I thought you were a trend trader not a reversal trader?

[Anonymous No.21549263]

how much do I need? I need to know

[Anonymous No.21549270]

>>21549195
Everyday the market is green, you know the fed is printing money and the dollar is losing value. Yes buying SLV is a safe bet.

[Anonymous No.21549273]

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

[Anonymous No.21549320]

>>21549234
N-no me didnt t-t-hey unrealized still

[Anonymous No.21549329]

>>21549273

[Anonymous No.21549352]

anyone got any good excel portfolio templates?

[Anonymous No.21549356]

>>21549079
when you said $25, did you mean $25 or did you mean $25k ?
I only use ToS on my phone, most of my TDA activity is using their web interface on my laptop :3

[Anonymous No.21549375]

NTNX

Nutanix Files has been growing rapidly from COVID / work from home. Earnings in 2 weeks, was in a downtrend but is breaking upwards now for a run up. Easy 2 week play, sell before earnings but get expirys in September

[Anonymous No.21549378]

Hey /biz/ rate my portfolio

WKHS - 30 shares $ 4.96
LL - 9 shares @ $21.66 (lol up over 11% today)
BAC - 25 shares @ $25.59
SILJ - 40 shares @ $15.86
HIBL - 6 shares @ $120.62
PSLV - 30 shares @ $10.08

Sad about being slightly down on silver but I think it's going back up. Anyone else holding HIBL? Hoping the S&P 500 continues its upward run so I can cash in

[Anonymous No.21549379]

Are there any bears left?

[Anonymous No.21549380]

>>21548804
RKG.....is that you?

[Anonymous No.21549384]

>>21548732
Yeah, I expect to hold them at least a year desu

I'm buying whenever I see a 15- 20% dip and accumulating.

Next year will be great and by then I'll get that 15% tax rather than the 30% when I sell

[Anonymous No.21549422]

>>21549234
besides KHC about to finally gap back up to $40!!

>>21549356
25 dollas!

[Anonymous No.21549424]

>>21549379
Please don't cunny post here.

[Anonymous No.21549442]

>>21549378
Takes decisions from /biz / 10

>>21549379
why are normies like this?

[Anonymous No.21549445]

>>21549255
>Which BoteSlutes?? Which PlaneHos?
>They all got slaughtered pretty hard today, I thought you were a trend trader not a reversal trader?
All boat and plane are pretty well moving in lockstep right now. Will continue to do so until individual company news results in decouple from sector trend. Both boat and plane sector are in shallow rising trend albeit a messy and volatile one. I am betting on breakout and probable short squeeze in short term.

[Anonymous No.21549447]

tomorrow at the ding
be ready
digits confirm

[Anonymous No.21549456]

>>21548402
I sold

[Anonymous No.21549478]

>>21548402
Been holding for months. When do we profit?

[Anonymous No.21549479]

>>21549195
Don't give BlackRock money.

[Anonymous No.21549503]

>>21549380
uhh O_O
>>21549379
yes me close all long position and am currently building solid short and defensive base

[Anonymous No.21549525]

>>21549442
>Takes decisions from /biz / 10
And? So far the free financial advice I've gotten off of 4chan has made me money

>>21549445
> I am betting on breakout and probable short squeeze in short term
When do you think? It's starting to feel like schools reopening is going to cause another semi-shutdown, at least a more voluntary one due to people being skeeved out about being in public and traveling

[Anonymous No.21549536]

>>21549503
I thought you died, is your health better these days?

[Anonymous No.21549563]

>>21549525
>When do you think?
I don't know when and wouldn't wager a guess other than soon-ish.

[Anonymous No.21549580]

>>21548732
>>21549384
I sold all my oil, should I re-up or just wait for the TSLA split and go balls deep in that?

[Anonymous No.21549609]

>>21549422
It's about time.
No other stock blighted my consciousness as such, few terms can aptly put into words how much anguish and inordinate sorrow this "investment" known as KHC beckoned into my already tainted existence.
To what ends does a man go to in order to bring technology of such execrable machination to form. But the more appalling question is why? My mind, gutted and laid bare by such sanguinary invention trembles in torrid shaking at the idea that this thing's birth into a once innocent world was warranted.
To what remains of those who have experienced this blundering horror as I have, the fragile remnants of the idea of a benevolent god within my mind send blessings, as little as that shall do against the need for expiry henceforth aft such a ghastly ordeal.

And for those loathsome lurdans, those crookback cutpurses who ushered in this age of darkness upon man, may the deepest depths of the abyss open up and fold over you, and may the extremities of that what must not be named seize you at your weakest time, and clutch you, screaming and writhing all the way back to the flames and brimstone you know all so well.

[Anonymous No.21549625]

>dove headfirst into active investing in early april
>made a life changing amount (for my zoomer ass) to date
>developed a 1m candles/futures/everything watching addiction that just makes me want to tear my hair out
>shit is genuinely eating away at my mental health and energy for literally everything else, workout/eating/hygiene routines, interests, rl relationships etc
>basically have entirely regressed into pseudoNEET slob chartwatching gremlin
>actually cannot fucking wait to liquidate and deleverage into VTI and cash but the greed makes it hard, especially after clown strength green days like today

anyone else know this feel? not a LARP btw

[Anonymous No.21549626]

>>21549378
>>21549525
Just put everything in BAC and sell covered calls.

[Anonymous No.21549644]

>>21549422
I will never sell my KHC

>>21549447
I'm ready, I have one (1) UVXY call

[Anonymous No.21549657]

>>21548402
Why would anyone buy the most overbloated oil companies out there? Go FANG or HLX

[Anonymous No.21549692]

>>21549609

[Anonymous No.21549693]

>>21549609
you said all of those words, but KHC is the spirit of America (cheese and the ketchup/catsup duality)
you should have bought more KHC instead of ever buying SEB (cursed stock)

[Anonymous No.21549742]

>>21549625
you do realize that the point of money is to buy happiness, right? If it makes you unhappy making money then you aren't doing it right

[Anonymous No.21549741]

>>21549625
Pretty standard addict. You'll learn when you lose it all, every day will be pure dread. Just stop now. Sell everything and put it in SPY and QQQ. Walk away for a week. Drink some water.

[Anonymous No.21549752]

>>21549378

Needs some LCi to truly be diversified

[Anonymous No.21549804]

NET bros tomorrow we blast past $40

[Anonymous No.21549810]

>>21548700
No she drove with my sister from California. She's flown many times, probably 8-10 trips since this started tho, she needs to be in a lot of places at once @_@
And yes that card is banned in all formats kek
>>21549503
Enoy being melted... up :3
>>21549609
Yes quite

[Anonymous No.21549921]

>>21548700
1488 wasn't a thing at the time the card was created, that was literally just coincidence. There are plenty of cards representing the flipside in a similar light but of course sjws don't actually care, they just want to bitch so they wouldn't know.

[Anonymous No.21549935]

>>21549580
Tsla is a gamble from an all time high desu

Oil has tons of room to go up being the lowest its been in decades

Holding $300+ split stock just seems like a game of musical chairs. They are hoping robin niggers jump in

If the rug pull happens in premarket which it will, all the robin niggers will be salty and left with heavy bags. Tesla isn't worth it unless you maxes out your luck skill level

[Anonymous No.21549942]

Can someone tell my why my covered call did +65% today if the underlying went -6%? Dont i want this call to expire worthless?

[Anonymous No.21549947]

>>21548925
How much of the manga is NTR? i remember reading one subplot and stopped

[Anonymous No.21549978]

>>21549810
I know about the ban, but I thought it was stupid until right now, learning it's #1488

>>21549445
I see! Thanks
JETS looking NG to me, cruises as well...
But maybe tomorrow will be a big "reopening rotation" day?

>>21549503
wow you couldn't quit for very long

>>21549609
kek
t. warrant buffet
is CAG too high to buy?

>>21549921
>that was literally just coincidence
that's a pretty big coincidence that the KKK-looking card is 1488...

[Anonymous No.21549983]

>>21549375
I like the peaks and it definitely looks like a decent swing. Hoping my another after hours order fills

[Anonymous No.21549987]

Rate this spread

[Anonymous No.21549991]

>>21549942
As the cost of the option goes down, you make money. If the cost goes down by 100% (i.e. becomes worthless), you are at +100% profit should you buy to close or let expire if applicable.

[Anonymous No.21550036]

*wheezes past you*

[Anonymous No.21550041]

>>21549942

You should use magic you do not understand!

[Anonymous No.21550052]

>>21549978
There are plenty of random coincidences. By this logic you could say that the illuminati card game predicted the future because some of the card art bear uncanny resemblance to high-profile people these past few years. Just like with 1488, that's a coincidence.
The book that coined 1488 came out years later.

[Anonymous No.21550095]

>>21549921
1488 has been a thing since the early 80s at least, perhaps the 70s. Northern Idaho Timothy Mcveigh turner diaries people have been at this game a lot longer than pol memesters. It is absolutely not a coincidence >_<

[Anonymous No.21550129]

>>21550095
>literally too retarded to even google a simple fucking date
The absolute state of redd!t.

[Anonymous No.21550147]

>>21550095

Our Race Is Our Nation

[Anonymous No.21550160]

I'm going to buy 8/21 NVDA puts in 2 days before it reports earnings. Is this a good idea? Blowout earnings are already priced in so this seems like it will sell off no matter how hard it beats.

[Anonymous No.21550161]

>>21548402
reporting in boi (fuck CPE btw)

[Anonymous No.21550170]

>>21549626
What's the benefit to that? Honest question since that would be like $2600

>>21549935
I mean post-split TSLA, like when it's $500 or something. Don't you think people will keep buying it up and it will get back to where it is now? Either way Tesla as a company is pretty badass and will continue to grow in a big way

[Anonymous No.21550193]

guess who is all in NASDAQ shorts?

[Anonymous No.21550205]

>>21550036
Reminds me of twisted metal in the ps1 desu

[Anonymous No.21550239]

>>21550160

Solid strat is one call for every two puts or one put for every two calls when you’re literally just gambling like this and have no clue what it’s going to do.

[Anonymous No.21550251]

>>21549991
Right, im saying why the hell did the value of the call increase if the underlying value decreased even further from the strike? This is a covered call im selling btw. Am i going to have to pay something?

[Anonymous No.21550272]

>>21550193
who is it?

[Anonymous No.21550275]

NAIL pumping really nice in AH. Feels good.

[Anonymous No.21550289]

>>21549625
You're too invested, scale down.

[Anonymous No.21550300]

Why you slacking KO?

[Anonymous No.21550319]

>>21550170
Just a good habit. Selling calls to fools. You will make money if the stock goes up or down. Time decay works in your favor.

[Anonymous No.21550320]

>>21550205
oooo boy that takes me back

>>21550193
why are you so obsessed with taking the short side?

>>21550129
is reddit where you got that misinformation?
You shouldn't assume everything you read is true.

[Anonymous No.21550341]

You own real tech stocks right anon?

[Anonymous No.21550346]

>>21550300
Anon please I just fapped 10 minutes ago.

[Anonymous No.21550349]

>>21550205
twisted metal 2 was such a big leap from twisted metal 1

[Anonymous No.21550371]

>>21550341
i only own isreali based tech companies

[Anonymous No.21550390]

I don't go out looking for good shorts. I'm spending my time looking for good longs. I shorted NASDAQ because I had to. Every bit of logic I had led me to this trade and I had to do it. - Michael Burry

[Anonymous No.21550396]

>>21550346

[Anonymous No.21550401]

>>21549379
>15y old
>already sucked 40 dicks each

[Anonymous No.21550437]

FUGGGGG I MISSED THE BIG ASS PUUUMPPP

CNBC talking about lumber prices
>CNBC talking about lumber prices
CNBC talking about lumber prices
>CNBC talking about lumber prices
CNBC talking about lumber prices
>CNBC talking about lumber prices
CNBC talking about lumber prices
>CNBC talking about lumber prices

[Anonymous No.21550439]

>>21550371
I own one. Ark israel?

[Anonymous No.21550445]

>>21550401
were the dicks any particular shade?

[Anonymous No.21550461]

>>21549447
TSLA +20% confirmed

[Anonymous No.21550464]

>>21550129
???
Sure the book was published some months after the card, but David Lane was writing and communicating with people all through the 80's. It's not implausible at all McNiell was talking to these guys directly o_O

[Anonymous No.21550512]

>>21550300
>>21550396
>the kimfag is back with a new avatar

[Anonymous No.21550518]

>>21550445

Shiiiit whatchu think white boi kinda stupid ass question is dat

[Anonymous No.21550584]

>>21550512
I'd rather see cute 2d girls than dumbass rat caps lock posting.

[Anonymous No.21550594]

What's the best way to make big tendies once the rug pull comes, SPY puts QQQ puts or DIA puts?

[Anonymous No.21550596]

Has there ever been a day when two massive companies had stock splits like this?

[Anonymous No.21550613]

>>21550594
VIX

[Anonymous No.21550652]

Hope everyone's Monday went great! Lots of solid green across the board. Unfortunately for me, that meant writing semi-conservative put spreads since I'm bullish but don't want to get jewed by a major correction day. I didn't get any of my GOOG or AMZN or BABA spreads filled. Very sad.

I sold some BABA $280c for this week anticipating a run up to about the 275 level, and staying there - in case of positive news. I'm hoping my LEAPs don't get called away and that I get to keep the tiny 280c premium. If the BABA LEAPs get called away, I'll just let it ride and take the difference and go play AAPL again.

There's a weird heatwave in the west coast of North America, stay hydrated!

[Anonymous No.21550675]

>>21550594
UVXY calls

[Anonymous No.21550708]

Also where's that $LL (Lumber Liquidators) anon? Surely you guys followed his advice - I know I wish I did!

[Anonymous No.21550786]

“A PhD is definitely not required,” Tesla boss Elon Musk said on Twitter on Feb. 2. I “don’t care if you even graduated high school,” Musk said.

Instead, Musk is looking for those with a “deep understanding” of artificial intelligence. And while, ”[e]ducational background is irrelevant,” all candidates “must pass hardcore coding test,” Musk said.

[Anonymous No.21550790]

>>21550439
>KMDA
>RDCM
>CYBR
>WIX
>SODA
>>21550512
seems like it
>>21550584
yeah but the ratfag isn't as autistic and annoying as the kimfag who raided /a/ when anons told him to stop changing the op

[Anonymous No.21550846]

>>21550613


>>21550675
Thx frens

[Anonymous No.21550905]

My next big play I'm thinking of buying LEAPs for $LUV (Southwest) deep ITM when they drop back to the $30-31 range, then selling weeklies on them $2-3 above breakeven price. I think there's a heavy rotation out of airlines right now after people are seeing what reopening schools are causing + other countries having slight resurgences of COVID (Korea for example). No doubt there will be a surge back to these stocks but I think right now cruiselines and airlines are due for another round of slight beatings. Which obviously means we should buy calls whenever possible and reap the benefits. ITM ones though, not OTM. We want to preserve the intrinsic value over gambling on extrinsic value being converted into intrinsic value via massive runups.

[Anonymous No.21550922]

Why didn't I buy the piece of shit website OSTK in March? Oh, because it's a shitty website that no one uses. What the fuck bros. WHO IS BUYING THIS!???!

[Anonymous No.21550960]

>>21550905
I just want out of airlines at this point. I should have sold last week when I was about even, now I'm underwater a bit.

[Anonymous No.21550996]

>>21550905
i sold all my shares in AA a few weeks ago.

[Anonymous No.21551005]

>>21550922
>They don't even have a child sex trafficking ring
Dump it all, my friend. Even Ghislaine would piss on this company.

[Anonymous No.21551017]

>>21550786
Ah I see he's trying to snap up MIRI autists who's Thiel money may be drying up :o

[Anonymous No.21551028]

>>21550960
I hope you didn't buy stuff like AAL or DAL! The only airline I'm touching is LUV.

[Anonymous No.21551038]

>>21548402
I sold XOM at like 43 after holding since March lows. Made a lot of money and got a good dividend too.

I reinvested and now MMP is my largest position. Better dividend, better balance sheet.

[Anonymous No.21551050]

>>21550786
Actually based, Melon is undermining the degenerate privatized university and student debt slavery system.

[Anonymous No.21551059]

>>21550846
UVXY will pump hard before election btw. Enter near ~$10 and wait til November :)

[Anonymous No.21551088]

>>21549609
this brings whole new meaning to "yellow king" O_O

[Anonymous No.21551094]

>>21550596
What site

[Anonymous No.21551099]

What do I do at this point? I've mostly been crabbing since June. I make some gains only to be wiped out by a separate move leaving me at about break even or less only to earn it back.

[Anonymous No.21551101]

There's nothing to buy. It all pumped.

[Anonymous No.21551138]

>>21551099
Buy NAIL and SOXL.

[Anonymous No.21551166]

>>21551028
I just own DAL and LUV, more of LUV. I may hold on to LUV because they just fly shitty 737s that benefit from this economic climate (cheap fuel, less capacity). DAL I want the fuck out of.

[Anonymous No.21551204]

>>21551101

[Anonymous No.21551211]

>>21551094
that's the TDA calendar view
it also shows divvies and earnings info
if you don't have a TDA account and you live in the US, you should at least get one and try it out

[Anonymous No.21551222]

>>21551099
look for an undervalued stock to long. set it and forget it for 3 months to check back.

[Anonymous No.21551233]

>>21551099
How are you crabbing so hard since June with 75k capital? Have you tried maybe selling CSPs on something like TQQQ and just writing higher strike calls on them? No way to really lose money on that kind of volatile wheel without you writing something at the very top of a 2nd crash (which isn't happening.)

[Anonymous No.21551258]

>>21550437
Any stock in particular?

[Anonymous No.21551287]

>>21549991
>>21550251
Please help

[Anonymous No.21551318]

>>21548416
I sold TQQQ last week to buy more NVDA. Clearly the correct decision

[Anonymous No.21551362]

>>21551318
still holding?

[Anonymous No.21551375]

>>21548402
XOM here, can't even feel my hands anymore

[Anonymous No.21551386]

What’s next for me

[Anonymous No.21551430]

>20% gains across the board today for everyone else
>I only make 0.3% gains

[Anonymous No.21551464]

>>21550193
show us your shorts

[Anonymous No.21551472]

>>21551386
LEAPs, bullish spreads, cash covered puts, covered calls, playing earnings IV spikes.. the possibilities are endless.

[Anonymous No.21551501]

>>21551386
SOXL, AMD and NAIL.

[Anonymous No.21551535]

>>21551362
Yes. I’m going full retard and waiting until after earnings

[Anonymous No.21551561]

>>21551258
I was referring to LL, but I’m now eying WY and maybe DHI/TOL?

[Anonymous No.21551623]

>>21548468
Lmao. I remember that game.

[Anonymous No.21551635]

Guys I think my TSM calls are fucked, the excellent news today did nothing

[Anonymous No.21551640]

>>21551258
just buy NAIL 3x leveraged ETF

[Anonymous No.21551648]

>>21551501
>SOXL
is there a leveraged ETF that DOES NOT include intel and has a much larger TSM weight

i'd trade options, a shit ton of long calls on TSM or something, but I can't do that in my TFSA aaaaaaaa. TSM is such a no fucking brainer even when it's $80, great roadmap and hitting their targets, *still* relatively undervalued, Samsung set to absolutely fuck up on 3 nm since they skipped a node size (LOL absolutely retarded).

aaaaaaaaaaaaaa. SOXL is not the answer but i wish there was something like that geared towards TSM and AMD.

[Anonymous No.21551688]

>>21551648
Then just buy TSM and AMD silly.

[Anonymous No.21551700]

I wanted to buy NVDA on close today but it keep shooting up. Ya'll think we'll have a dump on earnings? I'm willing to hold for a year and I think I'll see some good returns by then.

[Anonymous No.21551716]

>>21551430
-0.1% loss for me.
holding only APPL calls, feels bad

[Anonymous No.21551724]

>>21551635
what news did i miss, intel fucking up more (the price target decreases) or something actually specific to TSM??
TSM is pretty damn stable, it rarely ever moves to news. Just do long expiries

[Anonymous No.21551735]

>>21551700
NVDA is a solid long term buy anon.

[Anonymous No.21551743]

>>21551648
you can't trade options in a tsfa?

[Anonymous No.21551755]

TRAINBROS:
Norfolk southern?
Too high? Good buy?
Big bully trend?

[Anonymous No.21551771]

>>21551700
>Ya'll think we'll have a dump on earnings?
Yes, but it will pump all day tomorrow because earnings aren't until wes

[Anonymous No.21551786]

>>21548279
I bought a stonk on questrade but it never executed wat do, I never did this before

[Anonymous No.21551823]

>>21551430
>>21551716
It's not remotely a problem if you're investor. Most of /smg/ are traders who are going 300% toy trains over their current moon mission with the hopes you'll FOMO and get BTFO.

[Anonymous No.21551831]

First day of buying stocks, just dipping my toes into the water to see how it goes.

[Anonymous No.21551846]

How do I fix this

[Anonymous No.21551850]

>>21551786
It'll execute tomorrow at 9:30 AM.

[Anonymous No.21551908]

>>21551846
Shoulda sold your SLV puts dumbass.

[Anonymous No.21551909]

>>21551846
with some rope.

[Anonymous No.21551914]

>>21551850
why can't boomers stay up all night and fill my orders REEEEE

[Anonymous No.21551933]

>>21551724
IBM announced another TSM chip

[Anonymous No.21551960]

>>21551831

Looks good keep playing around with small sums you only learn lessons about the market and about yourself with skin in the game and you learn them just as well with small amounts as large amounts.

[Anonymous No.21551974]

>>21551233
>CSPs
Explain.

My biggest holding is currently Apple as I'm expecting good movements. Second is a REIT that seems rather undervalued even after good earnings, and a better dividend than the majority of REITs on it's tier. So dont really have much left over without having to dip into my funds left laying around for purposes of
>finding a great deal
>new strategy I'm working on but testing it out with a smaller amount before a potential increase to 10k - 15k

[Anonymous No.21551989]

Between the battery industry, car and solar / roofing industries, basically every fucking application of electricity this century, which by itself will have a fuck ton of electricity usage at exponential levels, to a merger with SpaceX at some point and the application of Tesla technologies in space, Tesla is the world's biggest company and far more valuable than Apple, Amazon, etc., that its valuation honestly is understated more than anything.

ALL IN TESLA

[Anonymous No.21552014]

>>21550786
>And while, ”[e]ducational background is irrelevant,” all candidates “must pass hardcore coding test,” Musk said.
This is best way to hire for tech employees. Or any skilled trade for that matter. Set up test, have person come in to take it, hire top scorers.

[Anonymous No.21552020]

>>21551989
If those underground tunnels ever get built, then... damn...

[Anonymous No.21552041]

made 23k today, thanks warren

[Anonymous No.21552049]

>>21551914
if you want it to try to fill overnight

set the Order Type to Limit, and the duration to OTM.

[Anonymous No.21552066]

>>21551688
i already do but i want leverage because I KNOW they can only go up from here. Their shit is so fucking clear for the next 5 years, it's practically guaranteed.

>>21551743
scotia itrade isn't letting me. I did the brokerage agreements and all it did was let me see quotes on options now but not to actually buy/sell them
I would put so much into TSM calls right now for 2021 if I could.

[Anonymous No.21552084]

>>21551755

Freight is the backbone of the country and a bigger barometer of the countries overall health than banks or any other sector. Trains are way over /smg/s collective head.

[Anonymous No.21552088]

>>21552049
thanks fren I'll try than

[Anonymous No.21552098]

>>21550905
>I think there's a heavy rotation out of airlines right now after people are seeing what reopening schools are causing + other countries having slight resurgences of COVID (Korea for example).
General feel or are you measuring this in some way?

[Anonymous No.21552119]

>>21548818
Anon here suggested Kaiji here a couple weeks ago. Definitely lives up to the /smg/ life style

[Anonymous No.21552124]

>>21551430
>20%
maybe if you went all in on a stock or calls on one of those stocks but im not seeing that

[Anonymous No.21552158]

>>21551908
I tried to and no one bought them

[Anonymous No.21552202]

Here some KHC ta!
buy KHC!

easy gap up to 40

[Anonymous No.21552204]

I didn't make any trades today

[Anonymous No.21552209]

>>21551933
problem is that while everyone's fighting for TSM's capacity right now, it doesn't actually translate to upside for TSM instantly because they're a manufacturer at the end of the day.
We have to wait for them to expand capacity.

afaik, their capacity is fully booked until mid 2021 already. Dunno about Taiwan specifically, but outside of that, the US plant (5 nm) won't be ready until 2023.

[Anonymous No.21552215]

>>21551233
Here's a better pic. The other chart is messed up due to how high it got....where i didnt cash out.

Top is 79k bottom is 73k.

[Anonymous No.21552289]

I have 12k in my account right now.

Thinking about buying 25 shares of apple so I can run covered calls after the split, and then depositing another 5k to continue doing meme options

Bad idea? Not sure if I should expect a dump after the split.

[Anonymous No.21552321]

>>21552215
Which reit are you holding. Mine spiked heavy last week and has been on the slow death decline. REITs are not gonna be a fast rebound but a slow up and down back up. May take years

[Anonymous No.21552440]

>>21551974
Google "cash covered puts" - it's like being paid a tip to buy something at a price you wouldn't have minded buying anyways.

Same with stock covered calls - selling something at a price you don't mind selling anyways, but with a tip. The tips are higher the more volatile the stocks are. You are being paid to front the risk, but for volatile but bullish stocks like TQQQ, most of tech in general, this is a great way to make some money. Or you can straight up long them instead. If you know how to manage your positions though, exiting/entering these cash covered/stock covered positions are awesome for making more money on top of longs.

[Anonymous No.21552461]

>>21551786
You're doing it wrong. If you want to buy something during their after hours trading time you have to select GTEM when you make your order, but I think it's closed right now. Get in the habit of using limit orders instead of market orders so you don't get screwed on smaller stocks with less volume. You're basically telling Questrade "give me this share as soon as possible, I don't care about the price".

Be prepared for TSLA to move up and down hundreds of dollars, just keep holding it. This is one of the only meme stocks that strategy works well on, don't do it for whatever penny stock is shilled here, oil, biotech, or whatever bullshit. Hell, don't take the advice of anyone here, most people are just fucking around with their lunch money.

[Anonymous No.21552470]

>>21551786
>paying market price at opening

Jesus dude, so youre buying the top and take the hit of the 10 am dip? lmao

[Anonymous No.21552494]

>>21552289
Not a bad idea at all. You can probably do TQQQ as well. Apple is probably a better idea though.

>>21552098
https://www.stripes.com/news/pacific/restrictions-are-back-across-south-korea-as-coronavirus-cases-rise-1.641486

Korea is shutting down again.
The United States might be up next, if they follow Korea's lead suit.. be careful guys. That's why I'm still not buying into airline LEAPs yet.

[Anonymous No.21552572]

>>21552289
Im planning to do a similar thing.

[Anonymous No.21552782]

>>21552289
You buy calls. Covered calls is a short position. AAPL goes up after the split. You buy ITM calls on Fri. before the split, preferably long dated to avoid IV crush.

[Anonymous No.21552861]

What happened to the guy who sold NET on open? We just hit $40 again AH.

[Anonymous No.21552868]

>>21551786
>>21552461
Also, I don't think this will trigger tomorrow at market open because the duration is set to day so it will expire overnight.

[Anonymous No.21552939]

>>21548818
Spice and Wolf.
Kaiji gets a lot of recs here cause it's intense gambling but Spice and Wolf is the MC Jewing other Jews out of their shekels through things like price manipulation, pump and dumps, insider trading, etc.

Log Horizon also had some cool economy fixing subplots in it if you're looking for something with action. More MMO style economic theory. Though with is the Fed just prints money from think air, it may be closer to modern economic theory than Spice and Wolf's.

[Anonymous No.21552999]

>>21549378
>0 DD
>bagholding wkhs
Retards like you need to pull out quickly before you get left holding bags the rest of your life

[Anonymous No.21553057]

Anyone else get less and less happier even if they're meeting their weekly goals? 2-3% a week is still not bad but I only truly feel good when I see 5% or better weeks. Sigh. Is this the pain of not being 7 figures?

[Anonymous No.21553098]

>>21552999
Why do dd in a clown market of just pnd scams. Have some safe money. Swing everything else...

[Anonymous No.21553106]

>>21548402
I rebought Pembina Pipeline a while ago and it's one of my greenest positions again.

[Anonymous No.21553132]

>>21552999
>30 shares
>at $5
>bagholding
>whinging about DD
You should leave.

[Anonymous No.21553135]

>>21552939
Spice and Wolf is good but posting anime images in a thread about stocks is both gay and retarded. Don't @ me.

[Anonymous No.21553136]

I have 19k about to go all in on BiliBili ama

[Anonymous No.21553137]

>>21549625
Somewhat. At this point i feel this annoyed feeling whenever the weekend ends. Im a neet but this is just tiresome especially when ive been mainly crabbing recently.

[Anonymous No.21553174]

>>21548402
*also I rebought HUC as well when it dipped hard.

[Anonymous No.21553201]

Is it wrong on my part to assume we will get a pullback anytime this week? S&P keeps failing ATH tests.

[Anonymous No.21553234]

>>21549804
basado
NET to the moon

[Anonymous No.21553244]

>>21553057
>that difference between median and average

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pareto_distribution

[Anonymous No.21553246]

>look up nasdaq 100
>find one of the stocks that is red
>buy the dip
>profit
holy shit guys I think I just beat the market

[Anonymous No.21553253]

>>21553201
There will definitely be a pullback, you just don't know when. I think this market's in bull mode unless they shut down multiple states again.

[Anonymous No.21553305]

>Stocktwits dabbing on TSLA bears

https://twitter.com/Stocktwits/status/1295478175712129027?s=20

[Anonymous No.21553358]

>>21550652
Question. How many days before the expiration date do you usually buy your spreads? Same week or the week before?

[Anonymous No.21553417]

>>21553057
I don't set weekly goals
as long as I beat inflation (real inflation, not milk&bread inflation) over a decade I'm good
anything better than that is just extra money

[Anonymous No.21553464]

>>21548818
I read manga.

[Anonymous No.21553477]

Anyone doing HD or LOW earning plays?

[Anonymous No.21553510]

>>21553417
Healthy mindset, I envy that.

>>21553358
Same week. Writing on Mondays is rare, usually on Tues/Wed. I only wrote them because I smell a 2-3 day bull run. I'll probably close these by Wednesday and write new ones.

[Anonymous No.21553545]

buy NVDA $520 8/21 calls tomorrow morning. you'll thank me later

[Anonymous No.21553560]

>>21553246
is there a way to see whats in the nasdaq

[Anonymous No.21553601]

>>21553560

[Anonymous No.21553611]

>>21553560
you have to consult the oracle

[Anonymous No.21553636]

>>21550786
>And while, ”[e]ducational background is irrelevant,” all candidates “must pass hardcore coding test,” Musk said.
Lol sounds like they are trying to make it sound like Musk has no idea what he is saying as if it is impossible to learn this without college.

t. Learned coding without college.

[Anonymous No.21553643]

how do I get amazon gf and invest in her growth?

[Anonymous No.21553673]

>>21553560
I think this is a signal it’s time to exit the market

[Anonymous No.21553733]

>>21548279
LODE went from .70 on friday and closed at $1.40 today. My first big break. It was nice seeing $1,500 more than normal when I logged into RH this morning on opening.

[Anonymous No.21553748]

What the fuck is a NASDAQ?

[Anonymous No.21553765]

>NMTR mooning

[Anonymous No.21553771]

>>21553643
invest in adobe

[Anonymous No.21553782]

Closed out all my positions today to buy a house. It made me sad but finally moving into a piece of property that I own makes me happy. At least I still have my Roth IRA to dick around with. Don’t forget to take some profits and buy yourself something nice, boys.

[Anonymous No.21553783]

>>21553560
top confirmed

how bad will this end?

[Anonymous No.21553792]

>>21553748

[Anonymous No.21553828]

>>21553643
the most logical route is to play volleyball/basketball in high school & college so that you can hang out with volleyball/basketball girls, who tend to be the ones who are tall + not fat.

other than that you just have to grind levels and try to find one in the wild, where the odds are much lower

[Anonymous No.21553851]

>>21553782
>property that I own
As long as you pay your property tax, that is

[Anonymous No.21553853]

>>21553748
EXPLAIN NASDAQ TO ME RIGHT NOW OR I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU

[Anonymous No.21553856]

how do i but tqqq

[Anonymous No.21553888]

>>21553853
>>21553856
stop making these posts you am cursing the market

[Anonymous No.21553918]

how long can this homebuilding pump last? I assume it's a seasonal thing and it'll go down in the winter or something. or should I just say fuck it and jump into NAIL

[Anonymous No.21553928]

>>21553851
pure unadulterated rentcuck cope

[Anonymous No.21553939]

>>21553560
Nascrash confirmed this week

[Anonymous No.21553985]

convince me not to put half my portfolio into HQU right now

[Anonymous No.21554021]

Just put down a deposit today in Wyoming ready to build on. 2 acres, I couldn't be more excited

[Anonymous No.21554051]

>>21553828
Is there a biotech startup that deals in making people taller? I mean if you can surgically un-fat yourself, someone's gotta be researching how to bring the next level to the market.

[Anonymous No.21554066]

Is it based or cringe to wear a Dow 30000 hat in public

[Anonymous No.21554070]

>>21553601
>>21553611
>>21553673
>>21553783
>>21553939
NVM i did it myself, /biz being useless as always

[Anonymous No.21554077]

guys I searched up NASDAQ on robinhood and it didn't show up. How do I buy NASDAQ? I will like some fractional shares of it. Do i need to get another broker to buy NASDAQ?

[Anonymous No.21554101]

>>21554066
get a 40k one then it's based

[Anonymous No.21554110]

>>21553853
It's like a series of tubes that sends stocks from their sellers to their buyers. Sometimes the stocks end up in the wrong places and that's why the market crashes.

[Anonymous No.21554118]

>>21553918
as long as wages + materials + yields are low and demand is high
we will see. demand could fall, for now it is still strong. material costs are rising a bit, but not oppressively . yields will stay low, which means that even if demand falls off a bit, we could see homes continue to be built just because there isn't anything else for that money to do

I'm not an expert on the homebuilding part of the economy though

[Anonymous No.21554130]

>>21551635
Mine are all up 6% but they’re all long-term.

[Anonymous No.21554143]

>>21554077
qqq

[Anonymous No.21554161]

>>21553888
where is tqqq ???

[Anonymous No.21554200]

>>21554051
don't care I'm a tallboy

>>21554021
nice, what kind of house are you building? why only 0.2 acres?
where in wyoming, is it westside near tetons+jackson ?

[Anonymous No.21554202]

>>21553510
Oh so you usually write them the same week as expiration!? How do you usually time when to buy? Do you watch your picks all day or just randomly look and if you see an unreasonable dip or pump a credit spread is made. What type of return do you usually aims for? I researched this but can't strike a good balance between safety and good yield.

Ive got a few credit spreads but no where near that level of collateral. I got about 4k in collateral.

[Anonymous No.21554204]

>>21554077
kodak

[Anonymous No.21554235]

>>21554143
No. I want to buy NASDAQ, not qqq. Thank you though.

[Anonymous No.21554242]

>>21554161
What kind of stupid name for a company is TQQQ anyway?

[Anonymous No.21554296]

>>21554200
But you could be a tallerboy with tallerergirls.

[Anonymous No.21554347]

hehehehehe

google "anime girl nasdaq"

[Anonymous No.21554367]

>>21554200
Half our outside Cody, WY. 2 acre lots, its not exactly innawoods like I had originally planned, but the electric and all that is already hooked up and ready to go. Has an HOA, must be at 2000 sq ft, things like that. But its in a big valley and has a river through it. Paid for the Lot upfront 82,000, house will be probably around 500,000.

[Anonymous No.21554386]

>>21554347
tradin' while 'batin', that's me alright

[Anonymous No.21554393]

>>21554367
>Has an HOA
lmao

[Anonymous No.21554438]

>>21554077
Nasdaq is actually a Greek word so the ticker is KTOV.

[Anonymous No.21554456]

>>21554051
crispr

[Anonymous No.21554473]

Me?
Yes I am all in BABA, how did you know?

[Anonymous No.21554485]

Guys what the fuck my company is sending us back to the office how am I supposed to trade all day now

[Anonymous No.21554496]

>>21554438
Hey look it's the Kitov guy.

[Anonymous No.21554506]

Sold all my SHLL, AMA

[Anonymous No.21554530]

>>21552119
try baki

[Anonymous No.21554567]

>>21554296
nah my growth plates are fused
I would only want to get taller if everything else got larger proportionally, otherwise my head and my hands and feet would be oddly small.
I think the only way to do it is to supplement GH when you're 13-15 or so, then continue on after 15 until you reach the size you want. but even that is a mess, I wouldn't suggest it unless you're super tiny.

>>21554367
>500K house
damn son
are you retired or WFH, or do you have a job in the middle of nowhere?
watch out for the supervolcano

>>21554347
>zero of my /smg/ anime girl OP images
do I have to put "anime girl nasdaq"in the image name or something

[Anonymous No.21554577]

>>21554506
Why did you even own any to begin with

[Anonymous No.21554624]

Is $BEKE a good long term hold?

[Anonymous No.21554642]

>>21554202
I write them the same week yep, the market is too volatile so I only write Mon-Thu, with the most being written on Wednesday after my Wednesday SPY spreads expire. I look for news pre-market and after-market then judge by QQQ/SPY sentiments - then decide on a certain collateral % return VS the strike I'm comfortable with after some basic TA like RSI, 50 day MA. I aim for anywhere between 4-7% on things like SPY weeklies and 5-15% on megacaps like GOOG, AAPL, AMZN, FB. If you want to play it megasafe, you could just do like 2-3% on stuff like AAPL. I'm not touching Tesla at the moment though.

[Anonymous No.21554684]

>>21554567
doctor in the beach cities of CA

[Anonymous No.21554810]

How do I convince my friend to cut his losses on HNU?
All this he was 100% into natural gas and i was thinking ok, maybe some natural gas ETF or something, only to finally find out years later that it was a fucking leveraged ETF into natural gas.
he finally confessed and said he's lost $18K so far WHAT THE FUCK.

i keep telling him there's no hope and he should just cut his losses, but he's adamant on just holding thinking it will go back up

[Anonymous No.21554814]

Guys, WKHS is about a third of my portfolio.

Should I sell off half my shares now just in case they don't get the contract?

What's this rumor about Oshkosh's motor division competing with them? Is there any substance to that?

[Anonymous No.21554830]

BOEING JOB CUTS WILL EXTEND BEYOND INITIAL 10% TARGET
>BOEING JOB CUTS WILL EXTEND BEYOND INITIAL 10% TARGET
BOEING JOB CUTS WILL EXTEND BEYOND INITIAL 10% TARGET
>BOEING JOB CUTS WILL EXTEND BEYOND INITIAL 10% TARGET
BOEING JOB CUTS WILL EXTEND BEYOND INITIAL 10% TARGET
>BOEING JOB CUTS WILL EXTEND BEYOND INITIAL 10% TARGET
BOEING JOB CUTS WILL EXTEND BEYOND INITIAL 10% TARGET
>BOEING JOB CUTS WILL EXTEND BEYOND INITIAL 10% TARGET
BOEING JOB CUTS WILL EXTEND BEYOND INITIAL 10% TARGET
>BOEING JOB CUTS WILL EXTEND BEYOND INITIAL 10% TARGET
BOEING JOB CUTS WILL EXTEND BEYOND INITIAL 10% TARGET
>BOEING JOB CUTS WILL EXTEND BEYOND INITIAL 10% TARGET

[Anonymous No.21554834]

>>21554577
To make money obviously

[Anonymous No.21554881]

>>21554506
Good job. Now buy NVDA

[Anonymous No.21554927]

>>21554810
>years later
how long has he held this lmao
honestly if a person can't learn how levvy ETFs or commodity ETFs work after YEARS of losing money, there is probably no hope for them
that's really really bad lmao
Natty G claims another victim

[Anonymous No.21554939]

>>21554110

[Anonymous No.21554940]

>>21554830
Hire third world applicants, get third world results.

[Anonymous No.21554993]

>>21554830
Bullish for Boeing.

[Anonymous No.21555022]

>>21554624
FUCK CHINA.

[Anonymous No.21555029]

>>21554567
kek google smg anime girl
some of your will come up

amazingly pic related came up
Google must think /smg/ bunch of freaks kek

[Anonymous No.21555038]

>>21553545
Y-yes papi.

[Anonymous No.21555079]

>>21554927
he was making a lot of money at some point, probably doubled actually (probably the peak at the end of 2018) since i remember him being so smug about it but i guess he never actually took his fucking profits
i tried to make him explain how much he even understands what leverage he is and he has no idea.

i mean he's not in actual need of money anyways but fffuck -$18k?? All I can do right now is convince ok it's fine to hold it but whatever money he puts it later has to be in something else entirely like QQC or whatever

[Anonymous No.21555150]

>>21555029
>Google must think /smg/ bunch of freaks kek
what? no never. never ever.

[Anonymous No.21555190]

>>21554642
Oh I see. I assume you are not the same anon pulling 12% to 15% returns on a weekly basis? Remember an anon who mentioned credit spreads last week who'd have decent returns. Where do you generally look for news to get an idea of sentiment? Im aimming for at least a 10% return but that is assuming i hold until expiration which i still am not sure about. How much is a safe amount to get started with using this strategy if I have like 13k I can risk? (Obviously not going all in immediately) Don't want to go all in with my account but don't want paltry returns if the amount im tossing in is too little that the effort makes it feel pointless.

[Anonymous No.21555224]

>>21553611
>Wolo Wolo Wolo Wolo

[Anonymous No.21555256]

>>21554642
>some basic TA like RSI, 50 day MA
For rsi are you looking at the daily, weekly, monthly or some other option? Not much of a clue on movin average though. Still learning to set rsi or someother setting to a proper number as 14 seems optimal for a week chart but not so much with a monthly chart

[Anonymous No.21555292]

>>21553748
The National Association of Simple Derivative American Quotients.

[Anonymous No.21555305]

hehehe
new!!

>>21555285


>>21555285


>>21555285


NEW!!

>>21555285

[Anonymous No.21555356]

>>21554110
This is correct.
The stock market is not a dump truck.