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/smg/ stock market general Anonymous Mon Aug 17 15:44:57 2020 No.21545379 [Reply] [Original]

he sold the dip edition edition

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Who cares

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 15:46:28 2020 No.21545440 just bought slv calls, LETS GO

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 15:46:36 2020 No.21545448 First for TSLA HOLY FUCK

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 15:46:52 2020 No.21545457 WKHS shorts running out of ammunition

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 15:46:57 2020 No.21545462 File: 6 KB, 231x250, 1506131200305.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Please buy my UBX bags

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 15:47:05 2020 No.21545469 File: 65 KB, 500x675, d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >he bought the top

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 15:47:15 2020 No.21545471 File: 392 KB, 678x1199, 1586937901689.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] it has been a long time since VIX was under 22

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 15:47:29 2020 No.21545482 File: 48 KB, 900x900, 1595887353548.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tsla +12%

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 15:47:36 2020 No.21545486 File: 3.63 MB, 348x272, 1595298691547.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I bought an AMD call just to spite /biz/. I'll post results when they arrive.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 15:47:37 2020 No.21545487 If TSLA continues to pump tmr with RSI showing it overbought in every type of candle, I'll never try to use TA again

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 15:47:38 2020 No.21545489 I can't decide if I want to buy and hold TQQQ or QQQ and also SOXL or SOXX. Everything says not to buy and hold leveraged ETFs but it seems to only go up in the long term

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 15:47:45 2020 No.21545495 File: 197 KB, 768x1086, maidheg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Who's buying the tesla top?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 15:47:53 2020 No.21545505 File: 40 KB, 474x780, OIP.DkUbZJnY03JAHZgHEOte6gHaMM.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I am so fucking happy I sold all my sp500 for qqq/tqqq/tsla last month!!!!!!!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 15:48:00 2020 No.21545510 Why are all the banks crashing

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 15:48:29 2020 No.21545527 TSLA alone disproves both technical and fundamental analysis.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 15:48:36 2020 No.21545531 >>21545469 ah i see, so that's how lesbians have sex.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 15:48:38 2020 No.21545534 >>21545471 I'm sure the demoshits will ruin it

>>	SRNE BAGHOLDER Mon Aug 17 15:49:02 2020 No.21545545 File: 256 KB, 1772x963, fda approval incoming.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] GET IN NOW SRNE BROS >POTENTIAL APPROVAL FOE EUA FROM FDA https://www.accessdata.fda.gov/scripts/cdrh/cfdocs/cfRL/rl.cfm?lid=691172&lpcd=QKP

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 15:49:14 2020 No.21545556 So anyone buying tesla calls still?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 15:49:35 2020 No.21545577 File: 156 KB, 1448x1188, 20180513021551.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why the fuck is Tesla so highly valued it doesn't make any fucking sense my fucking god

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 15:49:53 2020 No.21545590 File: 532 KB, 1125x1500, good-night-anons!.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21545510 >no stimulus >no eviction curve >no Unemployment extension Banks need money flow to work, chief

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 15:49:55 2020 No.21545591 Tesla is fucking bullshit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 15:50:01 2020 No.21545596 >>21545527 not really. it's just not a normal distribution of price.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 15:50:13 2020 No.21545603 File: 3 KB, 125x125, coffee.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] anyone know anything about NIO, think or swim is down so i can see charts and fundamentals

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 15:50:14 2020 No.21545604 >>21545487 Anon, every Country on the planet is printing money. The usual rules of the market do not apply in this clown show.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 15:50:14 2020 No.21545605 >>21545448 I'm starting to believe that Musk might surpass Bezos with memes alone.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 15:50:19 2020 No.21545615 File: 9 KB, 235x214, images.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >NAK +15%

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 15:51:03 2020 No.21545644 File: 17 KB, 924x156, Capture.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 15:51:22 2020 No.21545654 File: 61 KB, 768x539, population_continent.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21545379 >>Previous >Who cares Don't be that way. I sometimes need the link.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 15:51:23 2020 No.21545655 i could really do with a win right now my last bunch of plays have all flatlined for a week and then opened down 10-20% out of the blue. i've got so many "i can't sell now" bags slowly depreciating 1-2% a day. this just isn't working out

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 15:51:25 2020 No.21545657 >>21545489 I've been holding TQQQ, FNGU, SOXL, and TECL since June and I'm making fat stacks. I'm also a retard though so do what you will.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 15:51:30 2020 No.21545660 >>21545482 why even bother learning the fucking market, all my friends who know a little bit about this are fucking fuming

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 15:51:30 2020 No.21545661 >>21545577 It's undervalued

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 15:51:30 2020 No.21545664 >>21545545 SRNE lost me £300 lol

Anonymous Mon Aug 17 15:51:31 2020 No.21545662

>>21545527
It's the first successful AI company.
There are huge amounts of people currently paying tsla $8,000 for an AI, no other company has anything approaching that kind of financial gain from selling AI to people straight up.
And they are very clear that as their AI gets better the price will go up in the future.
Think about the future ramifications of this and tsla stock price will make a lot more sense.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 15:51:41 2020 No.21545675 File: 267 KB, 850x680, 1590356051241.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21545644 >cnn

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 15:51:50 2020 No.21545682 File: 64 KB, 486x768, xmb2b9ahagc51.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] net

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 15:51:54 2020 No.21545686 >>21545644 That was yesterday, imagine how he feels now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 15:52:33 2020 No.21545711 >>21545545 tell me more

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 15:53:15 2020 No.21545737 File: 56 KB, 1068x601, 7123612735812783.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21545661

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 15:53:20 2020 No.21545741 File: 220 KB, 960x499, gil5-e1512820846680.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] tomorrow will be better

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 15:53:26 2020 No.21545749 File: 436 KB, 1072x1228, Screenshot_20200817-145226_Chrome.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21545545 Nah. Its rare when the big boys even call it a pump and dump. It keeps dropping too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 15:53:32 2020 No.21545751 horse is pushing up

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 15:53:35 2020 No.21545754 >>21545661 No it isn't. How is Tesla literally valued 15 times higher than Toyota when Toyota makes far more profit and always has a steady revenue.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 15:53:37 2020 No.21545761 Tesla >0.1% of cars on the road >largest car company on earth by market cap >wut

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 15:53:50 2020 No.21545772 I have 5000 to drop into something safe. I dont need huge returns right away or anything I just think my savings could be put to better use. Is QQQ or SPY safe in the current market? Seems volatile but they're generally safe bet ETFs right?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 15:53:51 2020 No.21545773 If I buy Tesla now will it finally be the top?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 15:53:53 2020 No.21545778 >>21545682 Shes fat and has an atrocious hairline. Would not breed that slag. In 10 years shell be pushing 300 and balding

Anonymous Mon Aug 17 15:53:54 2020 No.21545777
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>>21545527
TSLA is space x tesla their ai stuff and elons other stupid ideas wrapped into one stock, so honestly the total price of the stock is what it would be if elon split every sector of his business

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 15:54:19 2020 No.21545789 File: 14 KB, 375x362, 1597679142060.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21545469 Imagine thrusting your peepee between their poontangs. I actually never saw porn of this. What the fuck?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 15:54:19 2020 No.21545790 File: 340 KB, 1080x1079, 1595988263893.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21545379 >tfw bought NVDA this morning

Anonymous Mon Aug 17 15:54:22 2020 No.21545792
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The stock market is so easy, I literally graduated highschool and already bought a mustang and putting a down payment on a house. All you gotta do is buy calls. Why didn't no one tell me this earlier? I decided not to go to University to trade full time

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 15:54:43 2020 No.21545804 >>21545754 le rocket man

Anonymous Mon Aug 17 15:54:55 2020 No.21545814

>>21545605
Elon wants to get on Mars, Elon wants the solar roof tiles atop of every house in California, Elon wants your car to be charged with this free energy.
If you don't see where this is going, you'll miss the fuck out. Tesla is what I like to call a "Once in a Generation Company", this is millennials chance to stop being poor.
Buying TSLA today is like buying Google on the day it entered the stock market. It's not about just cars, it's about the new way of life that Tesla will unlock for our civilization. Popularize it with memes and quality tech.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 15:54:59 2020 No.21545819 >>21545749 Hindenburg and Citron know fuck all and I'm not even holding SRNE. Fuck Citron especially. Little shitbags.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 15:55:04 2020 No.21545823 TSLA to 1950 screen shot this

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 15:55:15 2020 No.21545830 File: 216 KB, 1080x1080, katyasitak_92898606_500123250871388_6821000514952077847_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21545778 didnt ask net

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 15:55:21 2020 No.21545836 File: 72 KB, 439x452, 1522878593284.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] seriously though what are the chances we get fucked by tesla?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 15:55:35 2020 No.21545842 >>21545790 power move, but shouldve bought last week, earnings this wednesday

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 15:55:41 2020 No.21545852 horse is about to test $15.50

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 15:55:48 2020 No.21545859 $OSTK is up ~27%! It's a fucking beast!

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 15:55:48 2020 No.21545860 >>21545772 For the long term always go with the sp500 etf you will not lose money if you hold it longer than a few years.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 15:55:56 2020 No.21545869 >>21545792 Huge buy signal

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 15:56:04 2020 No.21545877 >>21545754 You're comparing a Car Company to a Company that is lead by the guy who will send people on Mars. It will be easier to understand when you get it through your skull. Tesla is not a car company.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 15:56:06 2020 No.21545878 >>21545852 >5 minutes left it doesn't have enough time

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 15:56:36 2020 No.21545908 File: 1022 KB, 1836x2101, 1587863114312.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21545842 I would but today was my first day ever buying stocks

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 15:56:49 2020 No.21545923 >>21545836 Just put a fucking stop or consolidate your fucking gains, it wont fucking plummet 20% on premarket you doofus

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 15:56:50 2020 No.21545924 >>21545792 No bank will give you a mortgage when you're only trading by yourself larping fag

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 15:56:50 2020 No.21545926 When is NAK supposed to moon anyway?

Anonymous Mon Aug 17 15:56:52 2020 No.21545927

>>21545657
I've been looking at the first three of those you listed, and also their normal leveraged counterparts. How bad have big red days been for you? given how many -5% days I've been having lately, I doubt it'd bother me much with the upside it has

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 15:57:01 2020 No.21545934 File: 139 KB, 1024x769, apu the comfy fisherfren.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21545655 Good luck, fren. Buy and Hold has worked magnificently for me over the last 10 years

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 15:57:15 2020 No.21545945 File: 1.01 MB, 850x1200, chen_watermelon.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21545792 >I decided not to go to University to trade full time lol

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 15:57:24 2020 No.21545953 >>21545852 never mind

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 15:57:35 2020 No.21545961 >>21545878 didn't need much time horse testing $15.56

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 15:57:47 2020 No.21545972 >>21545545 SRNE cost me like 10% of my ready cash at the time cos some retards buy tops

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 15:57:51 2020 No.21545975 >>21545908 You did fine, anon, you bought a safe bet on a big tech market which you're probably into at least a little bit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 15:57:56 2020 No.21545978 File: 675 KB, 806x991, pepe girl.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] when tsla splits should i go all in, i cannot afford to buy it at current price

Anonymous Mon Aug 17 15:58:00 2020 No.21545982
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THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

O and COST divvies came on Friday, PG and TX divvies came today. SBUX on Friday. How's this fine monday treating you all?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 15:58:03 2020 No.21545985 File: 98 KB, 482x413, 1499892174028.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21545778 lol ur gay

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 15:58:24 2020 No.21546005 >>21545754 does toyota have a 4runner orbiting the sun? i feel like you buy tesla fpr musk, not tesla.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 15:58:25 2020 No.21546004 >>21545961 how many things do we have to test for a moonshot

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 15:58:30 2020 No.21546013 >>21545754 Because it's not a car company, it's a tech company. They're on the bleeding edge of AI/ML, battery and solar technology. There's still massive growth potential, what we've seen so far has only been a drop in the bucket.

Anonymous Mon Aug 17 15:58:30 2020 No.21546014
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>>21544392
>>21544633
Based looks, but not much else going for them except maybe Azula, but she's also about as stable as this market.

Always go with gut my frens. Play it smart- wait and listen for the right moment to strike.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 15:58:40 2020 No.21546027 >>21545655 why not just buy and hold TQQQ and make money like the rest of us?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 15:58:48 2020 No.21546032 File: 80 KB, 320x423, 1554675214921.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21545975 thanks anon. I also bought tesla too so idk if thats based or cringe

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 15:59:02 2020 No.21546043 >>21545982 *TXN, not TX

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 15:59:21 2020 No.21546051 File: 490 KB, 449x401, Girls.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21545749 Hindenburg is a short-and-distort scam shitfest.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 15:59:21 2020 No.21546052 >>21545926 When Trump wins apparently

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 15:59:21 2020 No.21546053 File: 9 KB, 205x246, smug.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >fundamentals don't make sense >they are not profitable >it's a car company >competitors will crush them in XYZ years >anyone buying now is stupid, even if they make money

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 15:59:26 2020 No.21546058 >>21546014 will do anon i've learned from trial and error really and i'm picking up on things pretty quickly

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 15:59:31 2020 No.21546064 >>21545978 Yes

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 15:59:54 2020 No.21546083 >>21546004 a few no moonshot today but we're setting up

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:00:02 2020 No.21546092 >>21545830 She's cute.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:00:05 2020 No.21546097 File: 72 KB, 180x181, xcx8cx.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Conagra brands talking about Food Insecurity again

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:00:13 2020 No.21546104 >>21545604 >Bank of America upgrades TSLA new price to $2294 Fuck it I'm buying a call

Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:00:32 2020 No.21546120

>>21546032
that's a little bit more risky but i'm willing to bet it's gonna climb at least until the split, but dont bet with more than like 30% of your portfolio once it gets bigger, you probably have little money to lose right now (as do i, since i'm a poorfag from brazil who's just gotten some extra bank)
RN i have 45% tsla, 40% nvda, 10% amd 5% bitcoin

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:01:16 2020 No.21546156 File: 110 KB, 1170x658, HORSE IS CUTE.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] WKHS closed green WOOT!

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:01:49 2020 No.21546185 File: 17 KB, 480x360, hqdefault4123.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] CLOSED! I'm so happy I bought Tesla when it was $1000. Let's crack open a cold one.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:01:57 2020 No.21546190 File: 55 KB, 614x586, 1593711246634.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] TSLA IS UNSTOPPABLE! ONE TRILLION MARKET CAP END OF YEAR!

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:02:00 2020 No.21546191 >>21546013 >It's a tech company It clearly isn't but it desperately tries to be viewed that way to justify any valuation over 300$ a share and young shit's are eating that garbage up

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:02:03 2020 No.21546196 >i said AMD was going down below 82.4 >it did anyone make some money off that call i made (besides me)?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:02:15 2020 No.21546208 >>21546104 I’m extremely rarted can someone explain what a call is to me

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:02:23 2020 No.21546216 Tfw rolled out my contacts a month and the former doubled in value while the new ones only went up 50%. Really regret doing this. Id be up 3k instead of about 1.5k

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:02:28 2020 No.21546217 up 2.25% today, not a bad day

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:02:40 2020 No.21546225 > H O R S E

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:02:48 2020 No.21546230 File: 4 KB, 234x250, 1583278574684.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21546104 god I'm actually getting hard from this

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:02:53 2020 No.21546236 >>21545923 >it wont fucking plummet 20% on premarket you doofus t. bagholder 5 minutes before stock plummets 20% on premarket

Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:03:04 2020 No.21546244 [DELETED]

>>21545927
I've had a few -5 days and a couple -10 days, but so far they have always bounced back and outpace everything else in my portfolio. Today FNGU just passed WKHS as my biggest all time gainer and I bought WKHS at $5.21. TECL and SOXL are not far behind either.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:03:05 2020 No.21546245 >>21546208 https://www.investopedia.com/terms/c/calloption.asp

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:03:10 2020 No.21546247 File: 375 KB, 640x456, 1592545252536.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21545754 >>21546191 This retard thinks Tesla is a car company! EVERYONE LAUGH AT THIS FUCKING IDIOT!

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:03:14 2020 No.21546250 I'm paying cash you boomer. Tech tendies

Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:03:16 2020 No.21546252
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Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm up .54%, pretty okay! Ess and pee trades a normal range though we did move slightly higher than Thursday's intraday high, Nasdaq up more and dow down, how strange. Kinda wishing I bought gold on Friday but saw an interesting chart 2day about how short interest on DXY is at it's highest level ever, mayhaps that turns around soon?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:03:44 2020 No.21546266 Up 2.51%. Very nice. Could have been more but I overslept and my take profits triggered.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:03:48 2020 No.21546270 >>21545923 Premarket is literally where it happens since stop loss won't work there. Lmao. This is why there's always a morning dip

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:03:53 2020 No.21546275 File: 3.85 MB, 3024x2769, 1574914538716.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21546185 I brought some for everbody, its kaos much like the stockmarket

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:04:04 2020 No.21546279 >>21546252 Up 9.40%

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:04:23 2020 No.21546293 >>21545772 Wait after the elections, if biden wins spy probably would be cheaper

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:04:32 2020 No.21546301 >>21546252 Up 6% here

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:04:33 2020 No.21546302 >tfw 18 >can't buy shares until I turn 19 in my cunt >can't convince my dad to let me buy shares in his time This guy just lost me hundreds of dollars in the past week.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:04:34 2020 No.21546304 >>21546244 Wait, I fucked this up. WKHS is far and away my top gainer. As mentioned, I'm a retard

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:04:36 2020 No.21546307 >>21546252 up 17%, pretty happy with that

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:04:38 2020 No.21546309 >>21546252 Down 200 dollars on option calls

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:04:58 2020 No.21546322 >>21546236 kek. While he's probably right, I don't disbelieve anything right now in this market.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:05:07 2020 No.21546324 File: 343 KB, 1125x2436, A7FF46C2-88E9-46BC-AC0F-000109B8B39F.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21546252 Fucked up towards the end but not too bad I guess

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:05:11 2020 No.21546326 File: 1.67 MB, 1348x1338, 1545957584782.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21546097 how about that SEB baby >>21546252 I'm up a little more than that I bought a cheeky UVXY 20 call at end of day

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:05:11 2020 No.21546327 >>21545662 look at its fucking marketcap, it can't and won't pump any further

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:05:20 2020 No.21546336 >>21546252 up over 3% today, feels pretty good for first day experimenting with the standard deviation channel.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:05:32 2020 No.21546345 you can't lose it if it was never yours to begin with.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:05:37 2020 No.21546349 >>21546252 +1.97% ding sis well positioned for a BAC comeback

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:05:40 2020 No.21546354 File: 55 KB, 248x654, big5chad.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21546196 I bought an $82 8/21 call, I figured I'd give you some competition. I had some gambling money laying around and said fuck it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:05:47 2020 No.21546358 >>21546252 Up 1.8% so far, might hit 2% when my mutual funds report. Really happy with the money I made

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:05:59 2020 No.21546361 >>21546104 they upgraded to $1,750, l2read

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:06:13 2020 No.21546371 >>21545457 Didnt they just lose the post office contract?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:06:15 2020 No.21546372 >>21546252 2.5% Boring ass day.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:06:20 2020 No.21546373 >>21545505 Nice job, anon. You're gonna make it

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:06:24 2020 No.21546380 >>21546302 >*name, not time

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:06:30 2020 No.21546386 >>21546252 Up 25% on options account, up 2.3% on stocks

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:06:37 2020 No.21546392 File: 715 KB, 575x788, 1563012639010.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21546345 well whose was it? someone lost

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:06:49 2020 No.21546403 >>21546371 lol no

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:06:54 2020 No.21546406 >>21546104 where did you see that?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:07:27 2020 No.21546429 >>21546371 Ford is the defacto winner.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:07:31 2020 No.21546433 File: 4 KB, 125x120, 1597091417143s.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] look at these boomers fucking SEETHING rn

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:07:34 2020 No.21546434 File: 1 KB, 71x43, ooooooooo.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21546252

Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:07:51 2020 No.21546446
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>>21546252
Low volume red. -1.2%. Only thing that gave me the spooks was Denny's -9% dip first thing after the bell. I waited it out until the stop losses were finished firing off then put stop at the presumed low. Denny then rebounded through the day to close -3.3% with steadily increasing volume during rise.

Defense down. JETS down. Cola drinks flat. Norwegian cruise down 2%.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:08:04 2020 No.21546452 File: 80 KB, 1242x340, 59A43284-9C4F-469B-9080-00F63BC018F1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21546252 Main portfolio is up 0.87% today. Hoping to throw money at Tesla for a laugh as soon as the deposit goes through my Robinhood account

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:08:16 2020 No.21546460 >>21546371 The contract results are being announced at the end of september.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:08:20 2020 No.21546463 >>21545754 >tesla is a car company Lmaooo

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:08:25 2020 No.21546469 >>21546252 Up 0.51%. I fucked it by writing WKHS covered calls too early and put my limit on WKHS covered puts too high so they didn't execute.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:09:00 2020 No.21546488 File: 16 KB, 300x339, brainlet.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21546361 Looks like I'm retarded >>21546406 Its actually $1750 and on investing.com

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:09:12 2020 No.21546497 >>21546429 lol ok

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:09:18 2020 No.21546501 File: 7 KB, 250x250, hehe.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://www.investing.com/equities/tesla-motors the amount of seething from these fucking boomers

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:09:21 2020 No.21546504 File: 217 KB, 828x1792, 490A74FB-0B6A-4C67-8492-255D3A5DF35B.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fuck fuck fuck, how do I fix this

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:09:22 2020 No.21546505 >>21545823 2300*

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:09:28 2020 No.21546513 >>21546463 Well they do sell cars so he's not completely wrong.

Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:09:30 2020 No.21546516
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>>21546252
+0.05 almost went red
Recap: Seaboard down 100, CPB rising again, GIS and CAG hitting the final resistance before back to All time high. KHC breakout continues
>>21546326
pretty shit since it was 20 dollar away from the 3k last week

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:09:53 2020 No.21546531 File: 27 KB, 1404x237, Capture.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21546252 >investing since June >lost 118 since I'M FEELING IT NOW MR.CRABS

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:09:57 2020 No.21546535 The entire publicly traded EV sector has become the new biotech. Full of outright manipulation, misplaced and outsized HYPE, and bag unloading. They are all unironically zoomer carcoins

Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:10:02 2020 No.21546539
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>>21546252
EXTREMELY comfy +3.15% today! I bounced off of 3% all afternoon and a big surge in the last 15 minutes put me over the top. The only stinker I have is JPM which makes me want to rip my eyes out. I'm never buying boomer shit again.

>>21545927
I've had a couple -5% or worse days but they ALWAYS bounce back and are the biggest gainers in my folio. I'm sure that's because of the clown market we live in but it's been nothing but green in the long run for me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:10:05 2020 No.21546545 anyone get fucked over by the Ameritrade problems? how's your "real" trading website working out for you? Robinhood was working fine all day.

Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:10:09 2020 No.21546547

>>21546354
the thing you'll eventually learn about the market is that people can be going long and short on the same stock and depending on how they manage it and the timeframe they're operating on, both can make money. i day trade, i have no open position currently. if you're working on the time frame of a couple of days like that i highly suggest looking at the standard deviation channel, you'll have a much higher chance of success if you're buying calls when it's 2-3+ SD below the mean on whatever time frame you're working with. i made most of my money today scaling into a short on that morning spike if you look at the chart, and selling as it came back down to the low of the day. more and more im thinking it's best to use early in the day instead of late in the day, it was a bit iffy there at the end of the day since you have less time to work with before close.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:10:17 2020 No.21546551 >>21546505 i can't find an article aboyt the upgrade. What websites do you use to see what analysts say?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:10:43 2020 No.21546574 >>21546252 Up 5% but I know today's gains are tomorrow's losses

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:11:24 2020 No.21546604 File: 176 KB, 750x825, 9FD6EA84-647A-429E-A468-3CE8B0C1DD7F.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21546252 ez horsie gainz but held down by GE

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:11:30 2020 No.21546608 I went all in on APPL calls, I think i'm going to cry

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:12:15 2020 No.21546633 File: 102 KB, 950x515, EfdiUhrWkAEAiN1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] NVDIA EARNINGS COMING UP ARE YOU IN OR ARE YOU POOR?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:12:20 2020 No.21546637 What’s the play on all major banks? They’ve all dipped 5%+ today

Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:12:32 2020 No.21546645

>>21546547
This market doesn't make any sense, everything just keeps going up. If AMD is green tomorrow I'll probably sell that contract for a quick $50 in profit. I don't normally fuck with options, I did a lot in the past and got into some pretty serious capital gains tax issues. So I mostly just long everything.

Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:12:52 2020 No.21546655

>>21546513
Tesla is the only company on our planet that for their main goal has chosen the reduction of the toxic energy consumption/generation of our entire Civilization. Nobody else gives a fuck about that, they do. That's why even if you own a single share (post-split) you'll be a wealthy man 10 years from now.
The only bad thing happening to them would be Elon's untimely demise. Even war with China would benefit them, technologies develop faster during war.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:12:52 2020 No.21546656 >>21545978 Bruh, you can’t even buy 1 share? It’s gonna keep going up and it’s only gonna cost you money. Hope you have diamond hands though because the swings will make you shit blood

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:13:10 2020 No.21546662 File: 191 KB, 1397x1067, youtube speed racer is a sociopath.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21546604 >$2k

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:13:18 2020 No.21546667 >>21546604 Get the fuck out of GE bro, its really bad.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:13:20 2020 No.21546670 >>21546604 Would love to see your 3M tbqh

Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:13:25 2020 No.21546675
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>>21545379

XOM & RDSB Bros i need your guidance

These bags are so heavy and doing nothing meanwhile meme stonks go thru the roof like there is no tomorrow..im only collecting these divvies but with this low oil price its guaranteed that they will cut them again....

We will make it amirite folks? Hyper Inflation will kick in the next 2 years right? G..G...g----guys ??? and this will cause natural ressources prices going up ....an...anyone can relate?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:13:33 2020 No.21546680 >>21546354 >tfw Big5Guy/Planes/LCIguy used to have a hot gf >she dumped him after he banged a mexican tranny he had such promise

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:13:37 2020 No.21546682 >>21546452 Nice $2,899,898.85 portfolio, fren. Hope those are freedom dollars and not shitfuckistan credits

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:14:33 2020 No.21546719 >>21546637 Buy BAC at ~24 if you get the chance this week.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:14:34 2020 No.21546722 >>21546633 LOW and HD about to moon after COVID earnings

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:15:26 2020 No.21546751 >>21546539 cool, I think I'll take a stab at them. I can always downgrade to the 1x leveraged ones if I pussy out later I guess. Sorry in advance if it all tanks after I go in.

Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:15:48 2020 No.21546764

I asked the universe for freedom and through taking several opportunities / “risks” that presented themselves after my asking, I wound up in a job that gave me a free roof over my head and a great wage that I could “save for investing into property” then I found this place and TSLA. I studied the lore, the memes and the tech. It all clicked instantly, I knew this was my shot. Hindsight made it clear as day this was meant to be. Know what else did? I have a tattoo of a Gaelic phrase “Nosce Teipsum” it means know thyself and i had no idea until later that in the matrix it’s written above the oracle’s door when Neo goes to visit her. Oh and that wage cage job I scored that gave me the ability to save up good money for my TSLA investment? My employee number is 2020. Checkem. We are all going to fucking make it.

Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:15:56 2020 No.21546774

>>21546097
>>21546516
Have u noticed how expensive groceries have gotten? I don't buy CAG products but still very strange, perhaps it's just the currency o_O
>>21546326
VIX was down so nicely today ;_;
>>21546545
Thinkorswim seems to be struggling to load, it's switching back and forth between live and "delayed data". How strange, I've never had that on my real account

Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:16:00 2020 No.21546781
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>>21546252
Up about a percent today. I think it's a realistic goal to get my account to 100k by the end of the year with gains and adding funds. I've got about 20k in cash and make nearly 200k a year so it'll be easy to add the missing 40k before January.
I can't wait to be making over $1000 every day on Boomer ETF holds.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:16:12 2020 No.21546787 >>21546670 I was just thinking about MMM earlier today thinking about how much I love that stock and how glad I am to hold those shares 3M is number 1

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:16:28 2020 No.21546792 >>21546675 >XOM & RDSB Hold both of those and stop being impatient.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:16:39 2020 No.21546801 >>21546452 purple guy?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:16:40 2020 No.21546802 File: 300 KB, 599x899, big5book.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21546680 Never forget "mid teens"

Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:16:41 2020 No.21546805

>>21546645
i mean, if it's 2 SD or more in either direction im trading expecting a reversal with gas in the tank to increase my position if it continues moving against me. the further out it is the more likely it is to reverse, statistically speaking only 0.3% of the data set should be beyond 3 SD so it's a very high probability trade especially when the market ranges like 80-some-odd-% of the time. i don't do it with shit like low float penny stocks or TSLA though, even AMD is a bit risky but i like that it's always in play due to the volume.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:16:53 2020 No.21546814 >>21545792 Based, but also cringe.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:16:54 2020 No.21546817 >>21546252 I bought the nvidia top so I did great

Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:17:15 2020 No.21546832
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>>21546252
>short-squeeze set-up on the dollar
That would serve me right, to buy all these rocks.

I have no idea if I did well today, I think robinhood is full of shit and these calls didn't really pump.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:17:39 2020 No.21546855 File: 3 KB, 125x125, hmm.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://www.zerohedge.com/crypto/usps-just-filed-patent-blockchain-based-secure-voting-system

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:18:20 2020 No.21546884 >>21546751 3x leverage on the way down and 1x leverage on the way up is not a fun strategy

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:18:46 2020 No.21546905 >>21546252 Up 6%, sold my largest position right before close because I expect all this green today to be red tomorrow

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:18:59 2020 No.21546917 File: 316 KB, 579x655, 1597292382488.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21546252 today was my first day of trading, got nvda, amd, and then near the end of the day tesla stock. made about 10 bucks today but I"m exited for tomorrow

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:19:47 2020 No.21546963 I fucking hate apple so much

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:20:21 2020 No.21546987 File: 29 KB, 1229x200, AD4E0722-F902-47DA-BFD1-770B98F232B8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21546682 I only look like I’m from shitfuckistan, pic related are peak rona losses (except like 3 days in a row) >>21546801 Who?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:20:22 2020 No.21546990 File: 63 KB, 1158x666, 4326942389.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21546252 getting my feet wet, wish i had more money

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:20:46 2020 No.21547002 >>21546917 do you also use robinhood?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:21:15 2020 No.21547026 >>21546774 No but I hope all food doubles in price

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:21:34 2020 No.21547041 add tesla to fagman fagtman

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:21:39 2020 No.21547044 File: 32 KB, 480x405, 1479083506386.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21547002 yes

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:21:53 2020 No.21547056 >>21547041 fatmang

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:21:53 2020 No.21547057 >>21546252 My Barrick position exploded in value

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:22:03 2020 No.21547062 >>21546963 Why, they aren't even down a percent today.

Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:22:10 2020 No.21547073

>>21546987
>pic related are peak rona losses (except like 3 days in a row)
I know that feel. Not quite to the same level but close enough it Hurt. I recall sitting staring at the screen in March after the second or third trading halt in a few days and just being dumbfounded. Numb. We're still gonna make it

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:22:12 2020 No.21547077 File: 556 KB, 1079x1309, 1597414138483.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21545379 Bac,Wfc,and sqqq puts selling all of them 1st thing in the morning. What's your play for the next day anons

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:22:28 2020 No.21547086 >>21547041 t.fagman

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:22:52 2020 No.21547105 Anyone have a stock worth shilling? I have a ton of cash in my account, looking to put in something for a quick +10%

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:23:05 2020 No.21547114 >>21546987 Christ you just lost a really nice lakefront house in equity today.

Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:23:24 2020 No.21547135
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>>21547026
>I hope all food doubles in price
nominal or real ?
like if things just double in price because the backend costs doubled, then the marginal return stays the same and nothing changes...

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:23:34 2020 No.21547142 >>21547105 Tesla 9 hours ago.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:23:46 2020 No.21547153 >>21546463 >>21546247 >>21545877 t. retards who think are buying SpaceX Tesla is, literally, just a car company.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:23:52 2020 No.21547156 >>21546855 God fucking damn cant the useless USPS just fucking die already.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:23:56 2020 No.21547160 >>21546675 You won't see anything from oil until the crunch early next year

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:23:57 2020 No.21547164 >>21546990 If you had more you might be less risky with your trades and make less percent gains. See the Anon that had near 3 million dollars. He makes 1% gains which is on par with the market but it's 25k in gains.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:24:00 2020 No.21547169 >>21547105 Buy SQ on the next dip

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:24:15 2020 No.21547179 I can wait for TSLA to implode to harvest the salt. Quadruple digit P/E is so hilariously disconnected from reality. All these poor redditor numales are going to get crushed.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:24:27 2020 No.21547184 >>21547073 Yeah, I know/knew it would rebound eventually and didn’t sell anything cause that would be fucking stupid but seeing sextuple digit losses like four days in a row was nightmarish

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:24:38 2020 No.21547191 >>21546884 I mean like if I feel like it's too volatile, not if it tanks. I'd ride it back up like it's clearly capable of doing. but fuck it dude I want on this ride

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:24:42 2020 No.21547192 >>21547105 BTG

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:25:12 2020 No.21547215 >>21547077 >wholesome ???? i miss when VICE was actually cool: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRuSS0iiFyo

Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:25:55 2020 No.21547245
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>>21546774
>u noticed how expensive groceries have gotten?
wtf no??

How come you guys didn't tell me about this? I've been asking about your experiences with prices/inflation!!

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:26:33 2020 No.21547275 >>21547105 NAK

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:26:43 2020 No.21547282 File: 119 KB, 929x1175, 1596649322664.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Name literally ONE thing that could cause a massive sell-off of Tesla which would bring it back down to its "appropriate value" relative to boomer car companies I'll wait

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:27:22 2020 No.21547313 File: 2.91 MB, 588x684, 1474238936866.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21547153 >>21547179 >salty bears who shorted TSLA until they were broke LMAOOO

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:27:39 2020 No.21547322 >>21547135 Do you not understand that a sudden spike in prices is very bad for an economy overall and confidence of consumers who don't see their salaries rise as fast as prices?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:27:43 2020 No.21547323 File: 15 KB, 693x208, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] finally dipped my toes into selling puts and i'm already loving this shit

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:27:52 2020 No.21547327 File: 73 KB, 1280x720, Adam Friedland.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21547282 October/November Panic regarding US election, COVID, me fucking myself in the ass.

Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:27:56 2020 No.21547328

>>21547114
In March actually, and there were like, 2-3 days of it so I lost nearly 1M that just crawled back up to the green a couple weeks ago. I’m more or less new to biz, other people handle my investments but I want to put some of my personal cash into TSLA so I figured I’d come here to learn a bit

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:28:02 2020 No.21547335 >>21547282 spacex crash

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:28:03 2020 No.21547337 File: 168 KB, 640x480, Pepe-Bitcoin.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] GBTC

Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:28:16 2020 No.21547355
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>>21547077
>>21547215
this must mean something else...
Those don't look like twinkfags

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:28:41 2020 No.21547378 >>21547179 SEETHE

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:28:55 2020 No.21547391 >>21547282 Robinhood servers down for a day or two

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:29:05 2020 No.21547394 >>21547313 The kuru is strong with this cunt

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:29:09 2020 No.21547398 >>21547313 If there is one thing I've learned over the years, never bet against Jews.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:29:37 2020 No.21547419 File: 86 KB, 847x1024, alex jones .jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] so basically when ever a big company annouces a split in this clown market, go all in, people literally don't care anymore

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:29:41 2020 No.21547426 >>21547282 fed raising interest rates to above 2%, literally more than TSLA will yield for the next 3 decades

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:29:42 2020 No.21547429 >>21547179 >shorting tsla >literally unlimited loss

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:29:55 2020 No.21547440 >>21547062 i bought calls

Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:30:01 2020 No.21547444

>>21546675
I hate rds.b

I bought contracts back in june. Expiring for oct. The calls became nearly worthless by july even though the stock was stagnant for the most part. Dodnt help that volume sucked. Sold them at a loss and kicked them off my watchlist.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:30:29 2020 No.21547466 >>21547328 If you have that much money why bother? Just toss it all into coca cola and live off of the dividends for the most part. Why put your money on the line when you've already made it?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:30:44 2020 No.21547477 >>21547282 what if the government cuts EV subsidies ?

Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:31:43 2020 No.21547519
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>Selling bullish calls on spy all fucking week
>It just prints money
>Degenerate gamblers actually think spy is going to break into 340
>In this shakey market where even Warren Buffet is buying gold.
>Wait until market drops back down
>Sell a put for 330 when it's bottoming out
>My $2000 collateral is making almost $600 a week selling lottery tickets.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:32:00 2020 No.21547523 >>21547419 For your perspective, there hasn't been a large influx of stock splits since the tech boom of the 1990s. But it is clown world, so fuck it. Buy. Every. Dip.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:32:05 2020 No.21547528 >>21547322 Just eat less. Eating 1 meal a day and intermittent fasting would actually be a net positive for the majority of Americans.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:32:08 2020 No.21547533 File: 30 KB, 329x512, xz54rct51.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What do I do? Should I continue to hold until the 21st?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:32:13 2020 No.21547535 >>21547245 I only noticed it last week because my mommy was visiting and we did a big grocery shop. Man I should start watching Rudy again, something about him is so sleazy yet so funny, I lost interest after I stopped playing magic like 5 years ago

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:32:49 2020 No.21547562 >>21547523 >there hasn't been a large influx of stock splits since the tech boom of the 1990s. oh boy

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:32:51 2020 No.21547564 >>21547282 When the car companies that buy the emmision credits don't have enough money anymore.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:32:52 2020 No.21547567 >>21547429 He's not advocating for shorting If you want to capture the downside potential profit and stay clear of any risk of it gaining just buy some puts and sell a call while having bought 100 stocks as well.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:33:05 2020 No.21547570 >>21545440 already took my profits on that, god won't let me double down and win

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:33:07 2020 No.21547572 >>21547282 Musk sex scandal.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:33:37 2020 No.21547597 >>21547179 >he didnt go all in on tsla when it was $330 last year Stay salty 50k to over 250k. Already quit my job. Stau butt blasted.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:33:37 2020 No.21547598 >>21546990 we know exactly how much you have in your account you tard no need to crop it out

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:33:38 2020 No.21547599 >>21547528 Can confirm 1 meal a day IF was the only thing that worked for me. Went from 230 to 180 in a few months and felt fantastic

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:33:45 2020 No.21547603 >>21547440 I figured that, it will probably bounce tomorrow so you shouldn't panic.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:33:54 2020 No.21547609 >>21547528 We're not talking about the practicality of eating less but the effect rising food price will have

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:34:02 2020 No.21547612 File: 39 KB, 640x523, toph Slick.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21547156 Who hurt you? Did a mailtruck kill your family? Mailman fucked your dad? Or do you just hate small businesses?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:34:24 2020 No.21547628 >>21547282 A third party audits "accounts receivable" at TSLA

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:34:40 2020 No.21547641 >>21547282 Musk taking the DMT. Also these: >>21547327 >>21547477

Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:34:41 2020 No.21547642

>>21547466
I’m putting like, 40k of personal savings independent of that portfolio into tsla for kicks, if it goes up, I get more, if it goes bust, it’s not like I’ll go hungry or need to sell my principle in order to feed myself and keep bills paid. I’m truly blessed, but I suppose there’s always more to be had

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:34:54 2020 No.21547656 >>21547519 2000? Wouldnt it be 330x100=30,000 to cover a naked put?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:35:34 2020 No.21547687 >>21547567 >He thinks people stupid enough to be bearish on TSLA can afford 100 shares What a joke. They probably can't even afford it post split.

Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:35:41 2020 No.21547695

>>21546501
Nice one

Mike Stevens
1 hour ago
I honestly feel this is some type of a bug in a computer and somebody is manipulating the stock

Raasta
1 hour ago
I am bear on Tesla and watching. It's like farmer watching crops grow, key is not to harvest early. What takes bulls a month, bears get in a day. Simple.

Mike Stevens
2 hours ago
I am truck driver I drive all around the country I see thousands of cars every day and maybe one or two Teslas a week. Can someone explain to me what is all this hype about?

u k meyer
2 hours ago
This is shocking and demonstrates what the fed has done, it has created frankenstein. Stocks trading att 800 multiple? are u kidding me?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:35:49 2020 No.21547700 >>21547597 >already quit my job That was probably a bad move. If you are going to spend your days gambling it's always nice to have some consistent income coming in. $250k isn't that much anymore.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:36:42 2020 No.21547744 Why no squid girls today??

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:36:57 2020 No.21547757 >>21547609 >but the effect rising food price will have well if food prices just go up then food producers will be worth more, as long as their costs don't double buy ADM

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:37:06 2020 No.21547764 >>21547612 Confirmed someone who has never worked with the USPS literally everything they do is worse than UPS or FedEx. Price, tracking, losing shit, refunds, speed, damage, insurance, logistics, etc etc etc

Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:37:07 2020 No.21547765
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>>21547282

1 bad quarter results

2 asian and other competition catching up to e-cars
there are still people who dont want these califag tech stuff on their car , they just want to
jump in and drive from point a to b so asian manufacturers should catch up soon since e-
cars are easy af to produce

3 Safety/quality problems on e cars

4 Electric supply meltdown (when electric companies cant deliver the demand e cars want) since they literally have to deliver the power which the e cars could need 24/7 on the charging point

5 literally less amount of charging points in high population density areas

6 shortage of rare metalls causing hyperinflation in ressource supply for batteries, also rare metals are often produced under unhuman circumstances where the enviroment gets polluted and destroyed (funny since those e fags want to safe da planet)

7 unemployment rates still not dropping fast as they grow , means less people are ready to spend for a expensive car which you can literally only repait at "tesla stores"

8 aggressive electromagnetic erruption of the sun destroying literally every circuit board active (not sure but you can correct me )

Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:37:10 2020 No.21547767
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>be Tesla-chan a few months ago
>market crashed so migration to tesla
>tesla up 200%+
>market stabilizes with 1st stimulus
>tesla drops
>market is shit again
>tesla rises again
>new stimulus is shilled
>tesla plummets
>stimulus in limbo
>tesla ATH

So, is Tesla-chan just an underground safe house when the market is shit and pull out when everything is smooth?

Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:37:34 2020 No.21547783

>>21547327
>US election
it would follow all other stocks so is irrelevant really
>COVID
already happened
>me fucking myself in the ass
true

>>21547335
at the most it would only drop 10% before being bought up by snarling RH zoomers and ARKK immediately

>>21547391
KEK

>>21547426
never read anything more retarded and delusional in my life, sorry anon

>>21547477
hmm definitely, but I can never see that happening until EV subsidies are not needed at all anymore
Trump could maybe do it in his first 2 years next term (if he gets elected) but it's inprobable

>>21547564
that probably means Tesla BTFO'd them and will have sales numbers to make up for it

>>21547572
already happened

>>21547628
what would that reveal?

>>21547641
probably already has; he's married to Grimes

Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:37:37 2020 No.21547788
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>>21547355
They're just following a trend. Fucking retards. I have more respect for a faggot who dresses like that on the daily then the straight guys who do this shit for a trend. They're dressing up and acting a way they wouldnt do simply for a trend. Worse thing is if call them out for being little faggot followers you get called "homophobic" and "toxic masculinity". I fucking hate my generation

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:37:44 2020 No.21547791 >>21547757 The only thing going up in price is beef. Other than that groceries haven't changed much outside of natural inflation.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:38:26 2020 No.21547820 >>21547599 Seconding this I worked out hard hiking and lifting weights everyday and eating well but cutting scale stayed the same for a year. I start one meal a day/IF I’m down 10lbs in 3 weeks

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:38:28 2020 No.21547825 >>21547519 how do you get level 3 options privileges with such tiny collateral

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:38:43 2020 No.21547835 File: 359 KB, 1125x2436, B3401057-DFD0-4973-B11B-0D0930B29C21.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Guys I swing traded Tesla calls 15 times today and this happened. Did I just discover free money?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:38:53 2020 No.21547842 >>21547783 >what would that reveal? It is TSLA's main source of net revenue that isn't tied to carbon or tax credits. It has never been defined the same way twice.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:39:02 2020 No.21547851 >>21547825 robinhood doesn't give a shit

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:39:13 2020 No.21547865 >>21547135 depends why the backend costs rise, if its commodity and fuel related they will just go back down and the prices remain

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:39:14 2020 No.21547868 >>21547791 price of chicken is up by a decent amount too

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:39:33 2020 No.21547886 File: 7 KB, 225x225, 1549170743048.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i hate bulls because optimism is for low IQ faggots. reality never lives up to ur childish imaginations.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:39:50 2020 No.21547895 Is anyone holding SRNE overnight after that news earlier?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:40:01 2020 No.21547908 >>21546501 Lol. Wish i went hard on tsla last week or so. Would be up several thousands already. Shouldve trusted my gut.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:41:09 2020 No.21547963 >>21547757 They won't you imbecile it means that nominally they might be but only if their sales remain the same and if people are able to buy as much as they did before which won't be the case because of sticky wages this is basic economics.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:41:12 2020 No.21547964 >>21547886 In the market it meets and exceeds it because greedy evil people invented and control it as a means for the filthy wealthy to get wealthier.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:41:18 2020 No.21547969 >>21547895 No. Yale is already 2 steps ahead of SRNE. https://news.yale.edu/2020/08/15/yales-rapid-covid-19-saliva-test-receives-fda-emergency-use-authorization

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:41:22 2020 No.21547973 >>21546802 How poor do you have to be that you think a 3k loss will ruin your life?

Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:41:28 2020 No.21547978

>>21547477
Doubtful, even if the fed cuts there are state programs that will be initiated in their place. Though if the former happens the latter will take years to budget, but again, it's doubtful and would take an act of congress and considering the posturing they're doing now it's fucking inconceivable that it would even be a talking point.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:41:40 2020 No.21547983 File: 35 KB, 322x182, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21546855 >oracles

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:41:47 2020 No.21547994 File: 65 KB, 1122x900, ETm7STIU8AA7YYG.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >wake up >fuck wife, she doesn't cum >call broker >Hello Mr. Chad, how can we hel- >All in BABA >But sir, are you sure abou- >hang up

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:42:35 2020 No.21548033 File: 12 KB, 1051x86, 65465465465454544454545.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Bought GOLD puts for $200 right at close, nothing much. If I lose its meh, hoping atleast 100%-200% gain.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:42:36 2020 No.21548032 >>21547700 Oh no I was larping lol. But if I had 250k I sure as heck would quit. If I can maintain a 5% return bare minimum with my new strategy I can walk away with a sizeable amount of money per month with low risk

>>	SRNE BAGHOLDER Mon Aug 17 16:43:49 2020 No.21548081 >>21547969 >requires equipment >4 hour test until results you don't have to be first to the game, you only have to be marginally better SRNE: >30 min results >no equipment needed

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:44:22 2020 No.21548105 >>21548033 Are you really buying puts after that faggot Buffet went bullish on it.

>>	HillarySwank Mon Aug 17 16:44:28 2020 No.21548108 File: 108 KB, 1080x1920, Screenshot_20200817-164254.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is where I am at after one year. Not much progress I suppose.

Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:44:32 2020 No.21548115

>>21547791
>>21547865
Pork prices for me (from Hormel) have been very cheap
I'm getting these nice huge cuts of pork loin for 50% off basically every week
My freezer is full and they just keep selling it
I only buy Chicken breasts when they are 40%+ off, which is approx half the time that I go shopping.

>>21547963
Americans are always going to buy meats
now that some people drive EVs, meat + cell phones + streaming services are probably the new oil in terms of being the most essential things for people to buy
people will stop buying clothes before they eat vegetables

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:45:02 2020 No.21548130 >>21548105 Yes

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:45:35 2020 No.21548155 >>21547519 >>21547825 Because hes a retard using Robin Hood

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:45:55 2020 No.21548164 Tesla been upgraded to the 25% of Americas GDP now

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:46:22 2020 No.21548175 File: 440 KB, 1160x1527, 1595965574674.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21547598 no shit retard there's just no need to include the xbox huge total when you only need to see the %

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:46:43 2020 No.21548185 >>21547825 >>21547656 Credit spreads

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:46:46 2020 No.21548188 >>21548108 The average person here loses money so you’re already a step ahead.

Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:46:55 2020 No.21548195
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>>21547765
good post anon

>1
yes, but people will just buy up the dip hard, normies are cultishly bullish about Tesla

>2
you could say this for any industry really, and the sentiment over chink shit is getting worse and worse by the day in the west. I'd place my bets that we gradually stop all business with China over time

>3
all cars have safety/quality problems

>4
definitely, but if that happens we've got much bigger issues than Tesla's share price

>5
more time = more charging points
pretty much irrelevant in the long term

>6
true, this would affect a lot of different industries too
this issue does give me existential dread because it can happen to pretty much any resource on Earth and is projected to happen in our lifetimes

>7
there will always be rich people, and the long term goal of Tesla is for the cars to be affordable for the middle class

>8
there would be no stock market to trade on if this happens

>>21547842
>It has never been defined the same way twice.
hmmmmmmm

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:47:46 2020 No.21548231 File: 630 KB, 640x720, 1577417473324.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >overstock up 27% why can't i just pick the winner

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:47:51 2020 No.21548234 >>21548155 Hey I'm a retard that made $600 last week. That's basically a 25% return on my investment.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:48:00 2020 No.21548238 >>21548115 >Americans are always buying meats Let's see how spending on food will be after prices rise fast you have no idea what a sudden inflationary spike does to people their mindset and spending

>>	Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Mon Aug 17 16:48:03 2020 No.21548241 >>21548115 nobody is going to say no to free ham

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:48:07 2020 No.21548246 >>21547628 >>21547842 >implying that TSLA is fraud despite people crying about it for nearly a decade >implying people are buying in because of "financials" Imagine not buying in to the next 1 trillion dollar company.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:48:23 2020 No.21548263 >>21547820 I've been thinking about getting back in the gym. Has the fasting affected your lifts more than what you would expect from just the weight loss by itself?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:49:07 2020 No.21548285 >>21547533 >net SELL NIGGA, SELL

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:49:23 2020 No.21548293 NEW!! >>21548279 >>21548279 >>21548279 >>21548279

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:49:43 2020 No.21548309 File: 3 KB, 125x109, 779C3E72-FB74-446A-9C3D-19521C7D70AA.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21547994 Based.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:49:53 2020 No.21548316 Last one in has a small pp >>21548264 >>21548264 >>21548264

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:50:02 2020 No.21548330 >>21547973 The issue isn't 3k being a lot, it's being such a brainlet that you bought HMNY unironically.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:50:52 2020 No.21548365 >>21548115 Do you buy straight from a manufacturer?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:50:55 2020 No.21548368 >>21547886 Rich people benefit when the market goes up and life always works out for rich people. We're just riding on their coattails.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:51:33 2020 No.21548400 >>21548115 I stopped eating and can now photosynthesis

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:51:40 2020 No.21548407 >>21548115 Yes pork has been very cheap, I've been buying thick cut pork chops, breading them and pan frying them. Super cheap and goddamn delicious.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:52:06 2020 No.21548419 >>21548108 It's green. Count your blessings.

Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:52:07 2020 No.21548423
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>go onto Rudy's channel to see what he's been up to
>he says he's taken a "large position" in Invoke Prejudice, card number 1488 that had it's art done by an esoteric hitlerist
oh I'm laffin, why did I ever get out of mtg

Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:52:35 2020 No.21548442
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>>21548238
look at it this way
there has been a sudden inflationary increase in the price of stocks and people are buying hand over fist
cell phone prices went from $200 to $1k real quick, and people are buying those too

food prices are already up, and everyone just gained 15 pounds because they've been sitting in their houses chain-eating for months
The meat is strong right now, americans love meat more than their children. they will buy it at any price, especially if the government is paying

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:52:49 2020 No.21548457 >>21547788 the trend is your friend until the end ;^)

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:53:32 2020 No.21548486 Anyone else going toYOLO onTSLA tomorrow?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:55:02 2020 No.21548554 >>21545682 imagine having sex with a woman like this

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:57:26 2020 No.21548641 File: 5 KB, 349x145, Download (5).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21548486 im going to kms tomorrow

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:59:05 2020 No.21548722 >>21548641 Why?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 16:59:29 2020 No.21548740 >>21545662 >Other company sells ai >Its only worth 100$ + processor now because its fuckin software that can be copied for free unlimited times >Third company sells ai >40$

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