Newfren asking the important question

[Anonymous No.21522590]

Hello, this is fren lurker, I wanna be good fren with /biz/
how do I start this coin thing?
what wallet do I use?
why doesn’t coinbase sell all the coins you are talking about?
How do I go from $1000 to Lambo?
Captcha wanted me to click boats, is this a good sign for a future yacht owner like me?

[Anonymous No.21522954]

If u want to buy alts That aren’t listed on Coinbase you need to use uniswap. u can use coinbase wallet or one of the other wallets they suggest. I use a ledger nano S hardware wallet for my cold storage. if you want to go 1000 to lambo you are gonna have to take some risks with pump and dumb alts.

[Anonymous No.21523082]

>>21522954
So... I buy ether/bitcoin via coinbase/binance and use it to buy alt coins with uniswap and store them on a hardware wallet?

[Anonymous No.21523710]

>>21523082
start with a browser wallet like metamask, move on to hardware once the paranoia sets in

[Anonymous No.21523796]

>>21523710
Don't worry, the paranoia never stops. :)

But hi new fren, welcome to the late game of crypto. I suggest you read up on peoples failures to see what they do better.

Risk management and FOMO are what you should look out for.

General scamming too, it's great fun to make a newbie lose their fortune.

$1000 to lambo isn't impossible, but, for someone asking these questions it's not going to happen, fren. :)

$1000 to $1000, $5000 is easily possible with the right coins and shills, but, who do you trust, what do you do?

Ah, anon, it's so cute. You're entering a wolves den and you're asking how you'd like to be teared limb from limb and how much marinade to use on your body~

Yum.

[Anonymous No.21524085]

>>21522954
thank you sirs

[Anonymous No.21524299]

>>21522590
As always, lurk moar.

[Anonymous No.21524335]

>>21522590
Google it you dumb fucking shit.

[Anonymous No.21524409]

What board are you from?

[Anonymous No.21524453]

>>21524335
language like that won’t get you an invitation to my yacht

[Anonymous No.21524566]

use a metamask wallet on your browser, read threads to sift through what we are shilling, then do your own research. Most of the good shit will be un uniswap. You'll have to buy ETH then send it to your Metamask wallet address. You'll connect your metamask to uniswap and buy the shit coin. Watch youtube videos and keep reading.

[Anonymous No.21524597]

>>21524566
Thank you, talk like that will get you an invitation to my yacht

[Anonymous No.21524692]

>>21524597
I'm just imagining I'm her and you are giving me all your little frog gains so I can waste it on clothes and shoes

[Anonymous No.21524791]

>>21522590
You are going to lose absolutely everything. Do yourself a favor and:
Get a Coinbase account, buy ethereum only. Download metamask wallet for browser , so you can connect it to unusual when you are ready. Then just lurk here until you figure everything out. 90% of everything on here is a scam

[Anonymous No.21524823]

>>21524791
*uniswap

[Anonymous No.21524825]

>>21522590
>Captcha wanted me to click boats, is this a good sign for a future yacht owner like me?
you're funny I like you

>how do I start this coin thing?
i dunno where you live, if it's a western 3rd world you got coinbase, kraken, one of those do fiat onboards, if you live in a literal 3rd world, just googling crypto exchange in your local language will give you the onboarding platform
after that you can buy BTC/ETH or whatever and send it to your own wallets
the use binance/uniswap to trade

>what wallet do I use?
depends on what you're holding,
electrum.org for BTC
metamask extension for everything else
if you want to buy something that's not BTC/ETH/ERC20 you're retarded

>why doesn’t coinbase sell all the coins you are talking about?
because coinbase can't sell projects that are 90% likely to out themselves as scams within a month

>How do I go from $1000 to Lambo?
hope that the sub $1m cap ERC20s you picked moon hard
crypto is 70% luck, even if you're 300 IQ you could easily fail regardless
unless of course you decide to run the scams yourself, that's easy money

>>21524791
this is probably better advice

[Anonymous No.21524887]

here you go, op. screencapped this earlier