/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.21514160]

30 year old boomer here. How can I make money off Instagram? I don't have titties.

[Anonymous No.21514504]

Do you have a big peen?

[Anonymous No.21514546]

>>21514160
I've started to do this but went on to do other things, but look into theme pages. there's plent of videos on youtube about it.

Essentially, you repost content (you can either screenshot or look at the html), credit the original poster, and do that consistently and grow your account to like 15k followers then you can start selling shoutouts.

You can also flip accounts but thats against the TOS. Apparently a lot of people do it though

[Anonymous No.21514715]

>>21514504
Not really.
>>21514546
I'll look into it. I was thinking about doing something like quotes or astrology, shit that's easily generated a machine, can be spread without worrying too much about copyright. Could write a program to generate images with text easily enough.

[Anonymous No.21514801]

>>21514160
Why the fuck is there no black marker pen (n o unsponsered brand placement pls) sticking out of that anus?
This is biz... we have fkn standards!

[Anonymous No.21514888]

>>21514546
I'm doing this right now, i've been doing it off and on which is super no bueno since it kills the engagement and takes a while to build it back up.
My plan is to get to 8k or thereabouts and start a teespring store to start getting a little money coming in and then 10k+ begin doing shoutouts. OP if you're interested in this there's plenty of Youtubers who are doing this, i'd look up Josh Ryan, Jared West, Biaheza and Greg Gottfried.

[Anonymous No.21515322]

Oh no librarian mommy fell down while putting away the books what ever shall I do

[Anonymous No.21515350]

>>21515322
>implying this is a female

This is /biz/, retard. Go back to
>leddit xd

[Anonymous No.21515384]

>>21514160
>zoom in and see The Unbearable Lightness of Being
absolutely based

[Anonymous No.21515386]

tried to promote my cbd ecommerce store on there but got bored with all the bots. thinking i should give it another go and go the reposting content route. having 15k subscribers would be great

[Anonymous No.21515403]

>>21515350
The ass is fat baby

[Anonymous No.21515435]

>>21514546
do you engage with the followers or just repost shit for them?

[Anonymous No.21515605]

Just post some behavior porn—food, travel, japan, gaming, bbq. There’s even a YouTube of a guy with a gpro walking around japan. No talking. He has something like 800k followers. The trick is consistency. Build it and they will come.

[Anonymous No.21515761]

this photo is making me horny
why do you do this to me
I'm on nofap

[Anonymous No.21515828]

>>21515761
what about it does that?

[Anonymous No.21515855]

>>21515605
I mean I personally don't want to record myself like a whore.

[Anonymous No.21515859]

>>21515322
>me: oh damn!
>me: uh, mmmm dat ass looks tasty...uh ma’am are you ok? :shake shake:
>her: mmuuuhhhh...
>me: well I did work in a hospital. :pulls out instahard dick:
>dick goes in easy and there’s a soft prhthththrtthhthh sound
>me: you there?
>her: uhhhhhhh....my head....hurts
>start thrusting my dick in and out, each time you can hear a pththth...pththth sound
>oh damn, uhhh hnnnnnnn!!
>:cums inside her:
>whew!! :pats her: you gunna be aight....:runs off, looking both ways: where dat microbiological book at?
>few minutes later
>jamal: oh shit!! You ok???
>her: uhhhh...my...head...
>jamal: well, I guess you ain’t gonna object to this then :whips his dick out:
>:curtains close:
>:canned live audience applauding:

[Anonymous No.21516009]

>>21515855
>woman doesn't want to be a whore
you're a whore by definition you stupid whore

[Anonymous No.21516038]

>>21516009
I'm not a girl dumbass, go have sex.

[Anonymous No.21516058]

>>21515828
nah

[Anonymous No.21516084]

>>21516038
There is no way for you to make money faster than putting all available resources into chainlink and waiting over the next 5-15 years.

[Anonymous No.21516312]

>>21514504
i do. what do i do next?

[Anonymous No.21516458]

>>21516058

[Anonymous No.21517229]

>>21514160
it's a man as long as you don't see the vagina and the hands