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Ok seriously what the FUCK!??

>> No.21511284

bump, what is this shit

>> No.21511317

WTFthis better not be real
can anyone confirm?

>> No.21511368

lel

>> No.21511375

>>21511226
lol

>> No.21511390

>>21511226
based.

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>>21511317
I hope you're joking lol. He even posted this first and deleted it. It's still visible in the search

>> No.21511449

Better use of money than trannies desu.

>> No.21511484

>>21511226
topkek

>> No.21511494

>Trannies to BMW.
V7 is gonna push it past $2
Nice upgrade Gilles.

>> No.21511501

>>21511226
kek based Gilles
scamming retards for i8's and trannies

>> No.21511503

based,

>> No.21511522

>>21511449
This. I honestly rather don't know how much he spent on those already.

>> No.21511523
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>>21511226
>muh digital oil

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>>21511226
Kek this is some 2017 level shit. Saved

>> No.21511570

>>21511226
Thank you anon for letting me know, I guess I have to sell my whole stack now.

>> No.21511580
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you bought digital dog shit

>> No.21511586

>>21511226
HAHAHA

>> No.21511590
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RLChad

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>>21511226
That's just a hardware wallet for digital oil, I would do the same.

>> No.21511604

>>21511551
>Kek this is some 2017 level shit
Exactly, because iExec is a failed 2017 hype project

>> No.21511607

nice fud

>> No.21511663

No wonder they haven't been active lately
All of them are cashing out

>> No.21511705

idk lol. Kek

>> No.21511716

>>21511604
It doesn't make sense why they would cash out before the bull run.

>> No.21511731

saved me from buying 500 barrels. thanks anon

>> No.21511779

>>21511226
Come over to NOIA

>> No.21511844

I messaged him on slack and no response yet
Is that his actual username?

>> No.21511955

>>21511716
holy fuck you deserve this

>> No.21512040
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Wasting money on a BMW

>> No.21512077

What alternatives are out there that are a similar concept?

>> No.21512110

idk lol. - "Gilles Fedak"

>> No.21512125

>>21511226
Based AF, scams retards and gets a banging car.

>> No.21512169

>>21511226
fudders are getting desperate

>> No.21512207
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>>21511604
Kek HeYHEY HEY here we go again let’s see how many anons get reked this time.

>> No.21512222

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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>>21511226
kek, always do the opposite of /biz/

>> No.21512244

>>21511226
muh oil

>> No.21512245

>>21511226
I'm out, still made profit kek

>> No.21512246

>>21511449
>>21511494
>>21511501
>>21511522
kek i havent been following rlc this is hilarious

>> No.21512286

well the photo is clearly real, is the convo actually real?

>> No.21512288
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>>21512244
I knew it sounded retarded lol mhuuu digital oil kek

>> No.21512297

>>21511226
lol how can anyone put money on this garbage

>> No.21512310

Good thing I listened to 50cent and sold my 100 barbells a month ago, prevented me from getting more too. Gracias Fiddy.

>> No.21512314

>>21511226
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH RLCELS ON SUICIDE WATCH

>> No.21512318

>>21512286
search on biz for rlc and you have your answer

>> No.21512363

>>21512286
>>21512286
yes
was confirmed by multiple people on slack
Blair is in full panic mode

>> No.21512403

>>21511226
This cant be real. Where's the proof? Stop being a larping faggot and spreading misinformation. Also, read the white paper

>> No.21512422

>>21512077
Golem is 100x better than this shitcoin

>> No.21512439
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>>21511226

Its the same type of Zuckerberg eyes on Gilles

They are aliens, lizard men or something

>> No.21512464

>>21512403
Not real. He uploaded a different image before
https://boards.4channel.org/search#/rlc/biz

>> No.21512499
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>>21511226
incredibly based desu. just imagine sir.gay's garage

>> No.21512557

>>21511226
the ABSOLUTE state of RupeeLC holders HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.21512563

>>21512464
So my money is safe? Phew that was close man. Put all of my money into this yesterday. Saw someone on Twitter recommending RLC and saying we should go all in. He also mentioned "biz" on 4chan so here I am

>> No.21512613

>>21512464
this isnt proof of anything

we have multiple people here confirming its real

>> No.21512615

RLC fags are trying to so hard to replicate LINKmarines fudding their own coin

>> No.21512662

>>21512464
OP here

You can edit messages in slack, Gilles deleted his then I asked him what he was spending the money on and messaged me back

It’s real also other people in the slack can confirm it is. Go look for yourself.

>> No.21512694

>>21512563
The conversation is clearly fake. Don't know about the image but it's not illegal to buy a car. If enough guys believe it, price might drop. But also big announcements are coming starting September.

>> No.21512725

this shidoil is honestly not worth over $1 at the moment. It's brilliant concept and long term 7 year or so investment, but within that time frame it will definitely crash well below $1

>> No.21512859

Instantly all of the RLC shill threads have disappeared from biz. Glad to dumped this coin last month.
God speed oil barrons

>> No.21512896

>>21512613
>>21512662
Try harder. It was funny at first but that's just sad.

>> No.21512985

>>21511226

Please tell me it's real

>> No.21513031

Lol nice Photoshop loool

>> No.21513046

>>21512985
israel

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>>21511226

>> No.21513473

i8s are lame

>> No.21513705

>>21511226
You will be sued for spreading false information. IP checked.

>> No.21513781

>>21511226
HOLY FUCK ITS REAL

>> No.21513861

I JUST MARKET SOLD AHHHHHHHHH

>> No.21513894

>>21511226
Kek Gilles is so based I'm all in

>> No.21513971

>>21512040

Lokks like an electric one too zzzzz

>> No.21514125

Why are Anons so gullible BAKA.

>> No.21514182

Time to kill the shorters. Get rekted fudders. Here we go 3 USD.

>> No.21514221

>>21514182
It’s literally dumping rn

>> No.21514360

Hey for every seller there is a buyer. Only diamond hands

>> No.21514623

>>21514125
probably just s coordinated discord group

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>>21511226
BVAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.21514714

>>21514623
right as the price went up 3%

>> No.21514729

sergey got his dad a lambo BEFORE he started chainlink

step it up niggers.

(it also helps that he and/or his dad were satoshi. but still.)

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uh guys gilles just messaged me and said "le oil iz mine faggot" and wont answer me back, what did he mean by this?

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>mfw RLC is still above $1.80 when it should be 50 cents after this bombshell

>> No.21514882

>>21511226
lol what’s a computer
car go vroooom

>> No.21514906

>>21511226
They try fud chain link and copy the decentralised Oracle idea and call it Doracle. >Dump 50%
now they pull this shit. When will RLC shills learn

>> No.21514931

>>21511226
Shit taste

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>>21511226
AHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHHAHQHAHAHAHQHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
DIGITAL OIL
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHQHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
MORE LIKE DIGITAL NIGGER
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAGAHAHAAHA

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>>21511226

>> No.21515090

>>21511226
Based trannies and nice cars

>> No.21515276

>>21511226
Gilles lost after not being able to solve the boolean corruption problem.

>> No.21515358

>>21511226
FUCKING BASED

>> No.21515387

IExec isn't going anywhere because the framework is faulty.

The booleans have been a problem when you compile your Java code to JavaScript. It provokes a memory overflow in the container that leaks the booleans to the DNS. That's a big no for any Dapp. Honestly I really hope they find a solution to that otherwise an attacker could access the root on Ubuntu machines and easily leak metadatas through the SATA port.

The problem Gilles is facing here is a well known subset of the P versus NP problem, even Linus Torvald can't fix that easily. Their best hope is to use a distributed dockerized garbage collector and a zero knowledge algorithm to round float functions but that would remain a temporary solution.

>> No.21515465

>>21515387
Not meta data in the SATA port!

>> No.21515472

>>21515387
>Compiling Java to JS

>> No.21515608

>>21515387
Post the tranny party pic plz

>> No.21515638

>>21511226
AHAHAHAHAHAHA DIGITAL OIL RIGHT? AHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA GET FUCKING SCAMMED IDIOTS.

>> No.21515800

>>21515387
This is my favorite pasta

>> No.21516301

when is this going to dump?

>> No.21516342

>>21511226
based

A successful person car is a step needed to make more business connections

>> No.21516558

>>21511226
i8’s are the worst bmw. worst “super”/sports cars. they literally play engine noise through the speakers while you drive so you can larp that you have a nice car. the car itself is a literal larp. I hope he didn’t buy that new cause i8’s do not hold their value at all.

never held rlc, just don’t like i8’s

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Based Gilles dabbing on RLChuds
We all sold our bags at $2 didn't you?

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isnt that bmw a joke "super car"

>> No.21516758

>>21516342
His lambo will be driving a lambo and he will be in that lambo, which business would reject RLC then?

>> No.21516902

>>21516729
Yea its like 50k used

>> No.21517201

I warned you guys for weeks. I was called a pajeet, now who is the pajeet/

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>>21511226

>> No.21517432

Boolean in thread = buy

>> No.21517650

im glad this is the only iexec thread on biz

>> No.21517721

>>21511716
>bullrun

>> No.21517756

>>21517721
The bullrun is unironically going to happen either late this year or next year.

>> No.21517823

>>21512040
I got a 335 for 18k cash and that’s all I had at the age is 22 am I a dumbass?

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>>21511226

>> No.21518048

I just finished up an iExec v5 tech demo using coinbase's signed API. Since it seems most people don't fully understand what iExec is or what it can do... I'll be releasing a medium article on Monday/Tuesday explaining how/why it works. Considering the current market situation... any news is better than no news.

Hopefully it'll grab coinbase's attention or at least cause buzz for any news in September. It's easy to use and shows off the possibilities of confidential computing pretty well since the coinbase API key is encrypted and protected within an SGX enclave. Let me know if you find any errors. Since this is just a tech demo there's not much polish on it and the code isn't fully optimized. It's best viewed with Firefox/chrome on desktop. (Everything is on-chain and uses web3 to interact with the smart contracts)

You'll have to connect to the Goerli network on metamask and get testnet ETH fromhttps://goerli-faucet.slock.it/if you want to update the prices

You can play around with it here:https://gateway.pinata.cloud/ipfs/Qmb39BKKRTYj2GFtZFaU1Em24y8GVkoKphRRuMbXVYLpLo/

>> No.21518266

>>21518048
>using coinbase's signed API
Chainlink already does this

>> No.21518339

>>21511226
iexet

>> No.21518528
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My name is not important.
There isn't much time left.
I'm a member of iExec RLC's dev team.
I may be terminated but I don't care, this message is important and needs to be heard.
It's Gilles.
He's been acting... crazy lately.
Gilles is a pretty good guy. Funny, smart, courageous, good leader. I started working for iExec in December of 2018. I was so excited and honored to contribute to such an amazing project. If only I had known what was to come...
Late 2019, Gilles had started staying up for days working on the project.
He spent countless hours in the lab, hours stretching into days, stretching into weeks.
Our team noticed Gilles was becoming increasingly manic, and tried to talk to him.
The white of his eyes were yellowing, his teeth dirty from weeks without brushing. His hair was long and unruly, plastered to his forehead with sweat. He reeked of urine.
"Gilles, please come with us. We need to get you help.", I said.
"I need to initialize the liquidity vector for the dynamic work pools!", Gilles exclaimed.
He started speaking in tongues, he was frothing at the mouth.
I noticed wires running down Gilles arm.
“What th-“
*WHOOOOOOSH*
Gilles shoved me into our team, and sprinted out of the lab. We tried to chase him but couldn’t keep up.
“SCREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!”
Gilles let out a sharp screech.
The blast doors closed, and we were locked inside the lab.

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We spent hours trying to open the blast doors, but to no avail. We were trapped in the lab.
While searching the computer for a way to hack the doors, I found Gilles’ secret files;
a password protected zip titled “RLCecret”.
Hmmmm..
I typed “password”.
“DENIED”
I typed “admin”.
“DENIED”
Hmmmm.. what would Gilles have for a password?
I typed “trannycocks”
“ACCESS GRANTED”
The zip opened and there were pages and pages of plans that I’d never seen before.
I poured for hours over them, shocked at what I’d found.
How could Gilles keep this from us?
What are his motives?
At last, I found it.
A document titled, “RLC - Real Life Cyborg”
It detailed Gilles plans for world domination using machine integration with his own body to make him more powerful.
RLC was never about developing the first decentralized marketplace for cloud computing resources with blockchain technology used to organize a market network where users can monetize their computing power, applications, and datasets.
RLC was about creating the framework that powers Gilles’ cyborg body.
With the technology iExec developed for RLC, Gilles is nearly unstoppable. As I type this, I can hear the screams of the guards as Gilles shreds them to into ribbons.
“Never selling my digital oil” I hear over the loudspeaker.
It is critical this information gets out immediately. It may already be too late.
Do all you can.
Sell your RLC.
Please.
For the future of humanity.

>> No.21518641

Poor man's OCEAN

y'all dummies bought the wrong coin

Ocean on coinbase and binance this week

>> No.21518689

>>21518604
>>21518528
if even 1/10th the effort put into making these copypastas went into hiring and marketing at iexec it'd be $10k eoy

>> No.21518722

>>21518689
Iexec doesn't market
They buy cars