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21394564 No.21394564[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Post the dumbest thing you bought with your crypto gains that isn’t crypto related


>be me, 2018
>made over $50,000 on litecoin cuz crypto noob and only had coinbase
>take trip to New York to spend $10,000 just to go exploring and visit Niagara Falls and time square
>go by myself cuz autism
>have a room at Ritz Carlton
>go on backpage and find an escort
>pic related
>$300/hour, no one else was replying to my texts
>she shows up, smells like cigarettes and boiled rags
>her pictures made her look skinnier, but she doesn’t look that bad
>we sit down and talk about random shit, she asks what my favorite position is, I say doggy
>she tells me to take off my pants
>she starts sucking my dick
>she asks if I have condoms
>I don’t...
>she asks if I’m okay with rawdog and she’s on top of me
>she slides me in as she finishes her sentence
>small head takes over, I just go with it
>she rides for 20 minutes and then gets off to lube herself as she’s getting dry
>look down, small dried white shit everywhere on my dick
>find out later it’s the dried semen from her other clients
>she starts riding me again
>I cum inside her
>she slides my dick out and then climbs up towards my head and puts her vag right in front of my face
>starts grinding her vag on my face
>post but clarity comes full speed
>realize the mistake immediately as the rash and yeast smell overtake my nostrils
>grab my wallet and pay her $300
>she goes to the bathroom to “wash up.”
>I go to wash up after her
>come out, my wallet is gone
>she’s gone
>was robbed by a cum dumpster after having other men’s dried cum on my dick and probably my face
>she took about $3000 cash and all my cards

I cancel everything so I didn’t lose more than $3000. I got STD tested and surprisingly didn’t catch anything.
If I sit down and concentrate... I can still smell that musty yeast to this day.

What’s the dumbest shit you bought?

>> No.21394609

Ew

>> No.21394612

>>21394564
good one anon

>> No.21394615
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21394615

>>21394564
I threw up a little wtf

>> No.21394619

>>21394564
I bought a 30k BMW and then I crashed it this summer. TFW.

>> No.21394638

>>21394619
after this bull run Ill buy me a Mercedes class E

>> No.21394646

>>21394564
I physically recoiled & gagged just reading that
fucks sake

>> No.21394668

>>21394564
I haven't bought anything because I'm never fucking selling

>> No.21394673

>>21394564
>t. average link holder

>> No.21394681
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21394681

>>21394564
>What’s the dumbest shit you bought?
LSD I suppose.

>> No.21394705

>>21394564
damn I was looking forward to a funny thread but damn you fucking autistic fuck, damn.
I need a drink

>> No.21394711

>>21394564
Holy fuck you are incredibly dumb, almost unbelievable

>> No.21394713

>>21394564
Traded my LINK for LEV due to shilling in a pnd discord group

>> No.21394729

That's why I married an Asian girl - their pussy has absolutely zero odour (actually, no body odour at all)

>> No.21394734

spent roughly 300 link on video games when it was stagnating between $3 and $4. worst part is that i sold the 300 while it was low.

now all i have is 600 and not a day goes by when i feel like punching myself in the face.

>> No.21394742

>>21394564
>>go by myself cuz autism

the autist wouldnt even go, unless someone like friends or family was with them.

travelling by yourself is the most chad move you can ever do in life.

>> No.21394762

>>21394564
laptop computer that has quickly become obselete

>> No.21394767
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>>21394564
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF PEOPLE AM I SPENDING TIME WITH ON THIS WEIRD ASS BOARD??? I THOUGHT EVERYONE WAS A FIT LINK INVESTOR ON HERE NOT SOME SCRAWNY ASS NERDS OVERPAYING FOR THE NASTIEST FUCKING PROSTITUES!

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21394768

>>21394681
nah mate, L is gud. unless you lost it or something

>> No.21394780

4chan pass

>> No.21394793

>>21394564
>makes $50,000
>immediately blows it on a dumpster trip and a disgusting prostitute
Unironucally NGMI

>> No.21394799

>>21394564
spending money on this shit lmao.

always carry condoms faggot dont be like those twitter niggers that brag aobut never having a condom on them.

that being said I once fucked a girl I was seeing a bit more often raw and she had a fucking yeast infection which she gave to me. Shit itched and I went to get std tested because itchy as fuck, told her shes a bitch for giving me an std and never talked to her again lmao. fucking whore

>> No.21394817

>>21394564
Wows, I completely relate to you. All I can tell you is coffee ISNT good for you. And posting good for nothing WHORES isnt good for me. Dont test me

>> No.21394839

>>21394742
T-thanks bro

I remember my dick smelling like absolute shit for a week after my vacation. Ashamed that it felt good, but that post nut clarity is the great equalizer

>> No.21394849

>>21394564
Put your wallet in the fridge next time if you don't have anywhere else to hide it.

>> No.21394891

>>21394564
Ur mum

>> No.21394913

>>21394849
>>21394564
not bad advice, but honestly I just put it in a small bag that also holds my phone and passport if there isnt a safe.
everytime I fuck a whore I either shower together with them or take that shit with me into the shower. It's not hard.

>> No.21394937

>>21394849
Fuck that’s smart
She wouldn’t go looking for my money in the fridge.
Also forgot to mention the fucking hassle it was to fly while rushing to get a temporary ID because my drivers license was in there

>> No.21395000

>>21394564
>she rides for 20 minutes and then gets off to lube herself as she’s getting dry
kek

>> No.21395007

>>21394564
What does a boiled rag smell like

>> No.21395019

literally all my crypto profits were spent on capital-gains tax

>> No.21395039
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21395039

>>21395007

Poor people who don’t have a dryer to wash their clothes and they have that stale water smell from clothes that were wet and maybe moldy

>> No.21395149

>>21395019
how much

>> No.21395231

>>21394768
Probably smoked weed while on LSD. Beginner mistake.

>> No.21395247

>>21395039
>Poor people who don’t have a dryer to wash their clothes and they have that stale water smell from clothes

literally describing me. Has nothing to do with using a dryer or not,

you have to airdry your clothes immediatly, then don't put them on a small rack but evenly space them out. My clothes only smell muff when I wash too much at once because Ive gotten lazy and then I have to stack it all together

>> No.21395307

>>21394839
>post nut clarity
It's called the refractory period. It's amazing how it's almost like you're two different people pre and post nut. Find a woman you don't want to kick out of your house after you cum, anon.

>> No.21395361

>>21394564
thats a man

>> No.21395385

>>21394564
Why didn’t you use the safe that comes with the room man? Always use the safe if you have company over.

>> No.21395438

>>21395019
How much before & after

>> No.21395457

>>21394564
Top kek OP

>> No.21395538

>>21395385
I thought I had to pay extra to use it

>> No.21395593

why did you pick New York over Vegas lmao. sorry OP