JUST

[Anonymous No.21352914]

My metamask got hacked. They took all of my $10k.

[Anonymous No.21352934]

>>21352914
ID says “shiT” lol man that sucks how did it happen

[Anonymous No.21352937]

>>21352914
your metamask didn't get hacked retard, your wallet did.

[Anonymous No.21352948]

>>21352914
Uniswap
Not even once.

[Anonymous No.21352958]

>>21352914
How do you suspect they got in?

[Anonymous No.21352962]

>>21352914
>pink id got hacked
imagine my shock

[Anonymous No.21352971]

>>21352914
Please remember

[Anonymous No.21353004]

>>21352962
>says the pink id

[Anonymous No.21353023]

>>21352934
I think I got keylogged. This fucking sucks, man. I saw my mouse moving on its own and going into my metamask. I couldn't take control of my mouse. Fucking bullshit.

[Anonymous No.21353025]

>>21352914
I am hacker. fuc u >:DDD

[Anonymous No.21353028]

how tf do you get your metamask hacked? you screenshot seed or something?

[Anonymous No.21353044]

>>21353023
shouldve force shut down your PC by holding the power button

[Anonymous No.21353063]

>>21353023
lmao that was probably a rat, remote access tool

[Anonymous No.21353069]

>>21352914
Post proof

[Anonymous No.21353083]

>>21353023
post your wallet address

[Anonymous No.21353091]

>>21353023
Lmao just unplug your PC

[Anonymous No.21353096]

>>21353023
Couldn't you just unplug the mouse? Lmao

[Anonymous No.21353101]

Post your private key OP

[Anonymous No.21353113]

>>21353023
>keylogged
>someone has remote access

pick one faggot

op is liar

[Anonymous No.21353123]

Why doesnt metamask use 2 layer security to prevent this? Im somewhat worried about this shit too.. if your behind a router can assholes remote in like that?

[Anonymous No.21353139]

>>21353096
Couldn't you just unplug monitor? Lmao

[Anonymous No.21353140]

>>21353123
OP is larping

[Anonymous No.21353178]

>>21353140
>>21353063
No, I'm not. I'm going to spend the whole day today to restore my computer to factory. They had my password somehow to unlock my metamask extension on chrome. I don't even know how I got the rat because I don't watch porn.

[Anonymous No.21353211]

>>21353123
Depends. If you open all kind of shit on your shitty windows then they'll get you even behind a firewall.
Learn to use qubes os faggots and get a router, put openwrt on it and VPN all the time.

[Anonymous No.21353244]

>>21353123
If they mange to get access to the private network, yes, they can sweep in and do whatever they want. Still Op should be quite stupid if he got a keylogger or remote access from someone else. Also, shutting down the router/PC would have prevented this shit. Calling it bullshit though, but then again I keep a hardware wallet to prevent any niggers getting my shit. Poor OPSec

[Anonymous No.21353249]

>>21353023
And then you woke up

[Anonymous No.21353275]

>>21353178
>I don't even know how I got the rat because I don't watch porn.
come on op, step up you're trolling.

[Anonymous No.21353311]

Brainlet here. If I have a laptop dedicated to just metamask and uniswap only then I’m okay right???

[Anonymous No.21353321]

Can someone explain this to me like I’m pretending to be retarded?

[Anonymous No.21353347]

>>21353139
Couldn't you just plugged another mouser? Lmao

[Anonymous No.21353378]

>>21352914
my wallet was hacked for 10495 dext
and yesterday i got runescape scammed out of 652 ample

[Anonymous No.21353453]

>>21353244
The only weird thing I clicked on was a Dextool crack that an anon posted on here last night. It was supposed to unlock all the premium features without staking the coins. You can find the thread if you search the archives.

[Anonymous No.21353462]

>>21353321
keyloggers monitor keyboard inputs etc and can capture your passwords seed words for wallets if you're retarded enough to type them on the pc. you get those mostly from malware and similar infections but you gotta really click wrong things to activate one. boomer style
there are also remote access tools that basically can see whatever you see and remotely control your pc like RAT. you can get those from malware too, but if you're not a complete retard you won't get them since for most of them you have to either run some program or something like that and have little to no protection on your pc.

[Anonymous No.21353490]

>>21353453
Well that would explain how you got fucked lol

[Anonymous No.21353514]

>>21352914
how are you not flipping out right now? if I had that amount taken from me I'd hunt where it went for the rest of my life and kill anyone associated with it

[Anonymous No.21353519]

How often does this occur?
I'm also using Metamask, but only storing small value amounts because I'm not fully stupid.

[Anonymous No.21353538]

>>21353453
has to be a larp lmao

[Anonymous No.21353543]

>>21353453
>Downloading something from 4chan
>Ever

Holy shit nigger, where were you for lost boys.exe

[Anonymous No.21353558]

>>21353453
1/10

[Anonymous No.21353578]

>>21353244
I figured you would have to run some shady shit to get one, which i dont, and also not have basic firewall protections. I run malwarebytes on the regular to look for shit too. With some staking you have to run shit out of software wallets and makes me paranoid

[Anonymous No.21353591]

>>21353519
>JUST'd by going all in YAM
>next day someone steals all $10k of my YAMs
I'm never using metamask again, that's for sure.

[Anonymous No.21353629]

Should I buy a ledger, I’m literally terrified of getting my crypto stolen.

[Anonymous No.21353645]

>>21353519
it occurs often but to people with zero value on their pc. nobody's gonna target you to steal your family photos and having a keylogger on your pc doesn't mean you're gonna get fucked if there's no value.

[Anonymous No.21353686]

>>21353629
yes. but watch out for ledger scams. if you get a paper with seed words printed out with scratchy thing over it, it's a scam. my mate lost 50 eth like that.

[Anonymous No.21353693]

Why doesn't meta mask have two stage authorization?

[Anonymous No.21353800]

>>21353462
Thanks. Does this only apply to hot wallets or to transfers off of exchanges as well? I’m a filthy nocoiner thinking of dipping my toes in but want to use proper opsec, so to speak. Like I get how an airgapped cold wallet should be secure but you still need to transfer shit somehow, yeah?

[Anonymous No.21353801]

>>21353693
Because it was made by an African American.

[Anonymous No.21353823]

report it to the police? the wallets can be tracked back

[Anonymous No.21353826]

>>21353686
Fuck, my iq is too low for all of this.

[Anonymous No.21353835]

>>21353686
Was that your mate's first wallet? If you're given a seed phrase, that means someone generated a wallet for you and they have a copy of it on their side, thus giving them access to whatever stuff you decide to put in that wallet.

[Anonymous No.21353935]

>>21352914

is trust wallet any better?

[Anonymous No.21353985]

>>21353629
NO
HARDWARE WALLETS CAN BE COMPROMISED EASILY
IF THEY CAN BE, THEN FOR ALL INTENSIVE PURPOSES, THEY ARE
I don't know why you retards can't get this through your collective thick skulls. Nothing annoys me more than the bullshit reflexive association between hardware wallets and security.
You should generate your own seed with enough bits of entropy using dice, and use an offline airgapped pc to sign transactions. Read tomshwom's guide for inspiration.
Fucking retards I can't wait for the day every hardware wallet out there gets (turns out to always have been) pwned.

[Anonymous No.21354075]

>>21353083
This

[Anonymous No.21354087]

>>21353800
it applies to every wallet ever. seed words are everything. write them down and keep them close. don't show them to anyone! you can link hardware wallets to hot wallets like metamask for transfer and security wise it's a non issue since an eventual hacker would have to have physical access to your hardware wallet to tamper with it.
>>21353835
he's a brainlet when it comes to tech and he set it up himself without even knowing what seed words were and boom, a year later all of his coins were gone. that's the scam they were doing. they start the setup process for the ledger and write down the words and shut it down. later they print them out to look official and use that scratch tape to appear "secure", similar to a credit card envelope and its pin code. they repackage it to look as it wasn't tampered and sell it on ebay and wherever. even if you get a wallet like that you can reset it and generate new seed words, but firmware tampering is also a thing and it's not 100% secure.

[Anonymous No.21354118]

>>21353801
Everyone knows niggers only destroy not make things anon

[Anonymous No.21354159]

>>21352914
>shiT

[Anonymous No.21354172]

>>21353096
Could you give the PC to your mom

[Anonymous No.21354230]

>>21354087
I got a ledger direct from the clmpany, shipped from France. Thats the only legit way in my opinion to get one. Seems like you got tk make a compromise between convenience and security.. cant trade shitcoins too easy from a paperwallet in a bank vault

[Anonymous No.21354250]

>>21353023
>he probably used windows
>he probably used google chrome
haha get rekt normie, should've listened to /g/

[Anonymous No.21354271]

>>21352914
The only wallets that are safe are the hardware ones. You WILL be hacked if you are on your PC, on an exchange, or fucking using it on chrome?

Please, I beg you. Get a ledger or a trezor.

[Anonymous No.21354272]

>>21354087
Why would someone ever buy a hw wallet not from the official sites is beyond me

Also I have round about $10k sitting pretty on binance right now and trusting a gook is never a good idea. Is trezor or ledger better?

[Anonymous No.21354303]

>>21354272
I use ledger, but trezor is just as fine. If you have a mac you need to go with trezor I think.

[Anonymous No.21354437]

>>21354272
as long as you keep sensitive information like seedwords passwords etc off the computer or any networked device for that matter, either are fine. both of them have their quirks but as long as you keep your information safe you'll be good.

[Anonymous No.21354483]

>>21352914
Good luck paying the gas fees to the hackers, they will need to get me some ETH first

[Anonymous No.21354525]

>>21354272
Maybe because 3rd worlder.
Also, reseting the words multiple times should be fine.

[Anonymous No.21354555]

>>21354271
Do you live under a rock? They are NOT safe lmao
>>21354437
Go back to plebbit with your fucking gay ass "Idk what I'm talking about but I'll still chime in and half agree with both sides"

[Anonymous No.21354609]

Since this is a dumb thread for dumb people how do I create an account on Coinbase? That shit is greyed out atm
Is this even the best crypto wallet around? I'm new to this

[Anonymous No.21354678]

>>21353453
PLEASE BE REAL AHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.21354732]

>>21353023
Just turn off your internet dumbass

[Anonymous No.21354757]

>>21354609
fucking newfag shiteating fuck USE A GODDAMN SEARCH ENGINE

DO YOU THINK IT'S A GOOD IDEA TO "BE YOUR OWN BANK" BY LETTING SOMEONE ELSE HOLD YOUR MONEY YOU RETARDED FAGGOT?

[Anonymous No.21354776]

>>21354757
please don't bully I'm retarded

[Anonymous No.21354799]

>>21352914
Well you lost 10k but gained a premium pink wojak shit ID my friend

[Anonymous No.21354848]

>>21353453
this can't even be real I'm laughing anyways though lmaoooo
>>21354609
Do you even know where you are? This isn't some mod protected haven for trannies where everyone holds your hand or else they get banned
Google it faggot jesus christ lmao

[Anonymous No.21354872]

>>21354555
they're safe enough for average user.

[Anonymous No.21354905]

>>21354848
But I did google it and a lot of people talked about that CoinBase thing, I mean you're supposed to get on such website first in order to trade right?

[Anonymous No.21354937]

>>21354872
I guess we disagree on "safe", "enough" and "average"

[Anonymous No.21354950]

>>21352914
U dun goofed by using Microsoft anon.
Also by keeping your coins in one wallet.
I feel bad for you son.

[Anonymous No.21354966]

>>21354937
not everyone can be an autist and do your shit.

[Anonymous No.21354968]

This whole thread shows how deep in summer we are. Time to sell soon.

[Anonymous No.21354986]

>>21354905
Open your search engine
Look up "crypto exchanges"
Stop posting

[Anonymous No.21355006]

Shit now I'm thinking about moving all of my funds to my Ledger now. Fuck you OP (but also sorry if you are not LARPing)

[Anonymous No.21355018]

>>21354966
>we live in an age where it's "autistic" to learn for an hour before trying something with your money

[Anonymous No.21355034]

>>21354986
Thanks Anon you fucking nigger

[Anonymous No.21355047]

>>21354905
Anon, what are you doing here? Is this a weird larp fetish or something?
How did you end up on 4chan but can't use google to make a CB or other account......

This is the most out place dude I've seen here, I'm actually not sure what's going on

[Anonymous No.21355056]

>>21353462
this.
>>21353543
what was lost boy.exe?

[Anonymous No.21355072]

>>21354087
This is why I use paper wallets, it's ghetto AF butI don't trust any of the hardware manufacturers or sellers

[Anonymous No.21355106]

>>21355006
>Fuck you OP (but also sorry if you are not LARPing)
Go and never come back tranny nigger

[Anonymous No.21355167]

>>21355072
Parity Signer is a high-tech paper wallet. Just disable all networking on the phone after putting the app on it.

[Anonymous No.21355179]

>>21355034
>best overall
>no actual mention of any pros and cons
>no actual mention of fees
You suck at using your computer and critical thinking

[Anonymous No.21355190]

>>21355034
You shouldn't be investing in crypto if you're too retarded to open an account mate.....
They're clearly not the nigger here kek

[Anonymous No.21355193]

>>21352914
I just checked and my $50 are doing ok

[Anonymous No.21355200]

>>21353023
Why didn't you unplug the pc?

Too busy jerking off on your powerloss kink or what the fuck?

[Anonymous No.21355228]

>>21355179
Seriously how people like that dude even get here? How? I'm perplexed

[Anonymous No.21355264]

>>21353023
Did you not have password for logging into metamask?

[Anonymous No.21355295]

>>21354087
>security wise it's a non issue since an eventual hacker would have to have physical access to your hardware wallet to tamper with it.
Wrong. Rogue employee can pwn hw wallet. Hacker can pwn hw wallet. Anywhere up the supply chain of the hw wallet's hw and sw can be pwnd. The hw wallet company itself might be setup with the express purpose of pwning all or part of their customers. Stranger things have happened. From security pov anything that has the express purpose of handling your pk is highly suspect and a massive target.

[Anonymous No.21355307]

>>21355228
because they have a friend who actually has a working brain who brags about making mad stacks off /biz/ and other people start asking questions (not enough questions or the right questions of course)

[Anonymous No.21355318]

>>21355106
What's wrong, parents not love you enough faggot?

[Anonymous No.21355394]

>>21355056
>what was lost boy.exe?
This was many years ago, someone posted a shitty game he was developing on /v/, asking for ideas and advice, closely after a bunch of people in the thread started having security issues, you can fill in the blanks.
This reminds me of the infamous dolphin porn .rar tradition...

[Anonymous No.21355421]

>>21355034
my shit was swiped from my coinbase wallet
it;s been a week and they havent replied about the case

[Anonymous No.21355435]

>>21355318
Adding "faggot" doesn't make your overused plebbit garbage sound better.
Why couldn't you even think of your own personal attack? Go back nigger, tell them you dilated an cm today and let them all cheer for you

[Anonymous No.21355472]

>>21352914
Cant this all be avoided by using a ledger with your metamask?

[Anonymous No.21355499]

>>21355435
>go back tranny nigger
>begs me to come up with something original.

Lol you really are a dumb faggot

[Anonymous No.21355537]

>>21355394
LoL this board is wild. just youtubed it. the game looks trippy. also found out that a rat came bundled with it.
what was dolphin porn.rar incident
there needs to be a history class on this site haha

[Anonymous No.21355542]

>>21355228
>>21355307
I'm legitimatly low IQ and I would hate myself to go throught another coin mooning without taking part in it but I guess it's getting really late hence myself getting cranky
I've created the account now but I'll wait until tommorow and do my research on what exchange to get
This would be easier if /biz/ has a sticky or something
In anyway suck my dick lads

[Anonymous No.21355549]

>>21354437
>as long as you keep sensitive information like seedwords passwords etc off the computer or any networked device for that matter, either are fine.
well guess what nigger you have to put the seed words on the hardware wallet and plug the hardware wallet into the networked computer. Bam security is completely gone.

[Anonymous No.21355573]

>>21353023
why didn't you just turn the monitor they wouldn't be able to see then

[Anonymous No.21355613]

You guys realize that all it takes is a contaminated plugin that monitors your keystrokes to get "hacked", right?

Nothing easier than letting a program loop through keystrokes detecting private key formats.

[Anonymous No.21355630]

>>21353591
lol, you had me going until this OP. if they stole YAM i feel worse for the thief

[Anonymous No.21355647]

>>21355542
>I'm low IQ
>this would be easier if you held my hand
BUT THEN YOU'D STILL BE LOW IQ

[Anonymous No.21355681]

>>21355537
>there needs to be a history class on this site haha
Jesus fucking Christ gtfo and never come back

[Anonymous No.21355682]

>>21355537
>what was dolphin porn.rar incident
It's like RIck Roll, but instead you link an archive full of something unrelated and very stupid instead, like dolphin porn.
I don't know if someone ever actually linked real DP, or just drawings, but that's the meme.

[Anonymous No.21355759]

>>21353023
Put black sandpaper of the scren the hacker can not see scren

[Anonymous No.21355851]

>>21355759
I mean on the scren if you see mouse move

[Anonymous No.21355881]

>>21355681
dude relax, you're acting like there's some sort of special prequisites to frequent this site.hurr durr i go on 4chan and spout racism, lol, you don't have to be a retarded degenerate, just fuck off

[Anonymous No.21356009]

I think I'd rather keep my coins in an exchange with 2fa and email authentication than metamask.

[Anonymous No.21356027]

>>21355881
The reason 4chan has the culture it does is because the history is esoteric. It's not like reddit where you can just look at the top posts from all time and learn all the "inside jokes" in half of a day.

[Anonymous No.21356079]

>>21355881
I'm sorry you're ten years late, and also a nigger

[Anonymous No.21356093]

>>21352914
You still have access to your metamask ? it's probably some script kiddie having fun with your computer. Cut internet on that computer and scan it with a free version of kaspersky or avira.

[Anonymous No.21356119]

>>21353453
fake and gay

[Anonymous No.21356142]

>>21355056
>Guy on indie game dev general makes some shitty 3d maze game
>Another anon takes it and puts a rat into it
>Posts it on /v/
>For some reason tons of people download it
>Guy starts taking pictures of people with their webcams
>Rumors spread that he put cp in it
>/V/ goes into full on panic mode for like three weeks

[Anonymous No.21356160]

>>21356027
no i see the " you have to go back" posts every day
by now the inside joke should have stopped being funny. it's old and doesn't even apply half the time.

[Anonymous No.21356244]

>>21356160
Yeah my ten year old sister posts in /pol/ and /biz/ now it’s so common

[Anonymous No.21356247]

OP is probably a LARP, but nonetheless I've gotten more concerned about security now that my stack has grown and crypto is getting more attention.

What's a good secure wallet that's not a hardware wallet. I don't trust the companies behind them. Open source hardware is a meme. Ideally something like a paper wallet in cold storage where you just have to save 12 word seed. MEW has a generator but I'd want to do it offline, but there doesn't seem to be any way to download an offline version.

[Anonymous No.21356339]

>>21352914
Imagine storing any of your funds in meta mask, imagine not using a separate laptop with a fresh install of linux to make major purchases of crypto.

[Anonymous No.21356387]

>>21356247
desu at this point it doesn't look like theres anything 100% secure.
Guessing anything that requires 2fa, a google authenticator, fingerprint/pin, and seed words are the closest you'll come.
Personally have seed words, fingerprints, authenticator just to get into my wallet.

[Anonymous No.21356418]

>>21353023
LOL this is just like retard anon

[Anonymous No.21356496]

>>21354075
Yep. This. Post your wallet address and we see how far we can track it

[Anonymous No.21356637]

>>21352914
>shiT

[Anonymous No.21356780]

>>21355881
Nigger sorry you're so far gone you don't understand the very format grammar you use is cucked.
It's horrendous to read and you tranny faggots don't belong here. Simple as

[Anonymous No.21356805]

>>21356247
>>21356387
I know it's a meme but I keep all my linkies on CB pro. dont get me wrong I hate coinbase but I have a unique pass, 2fa, google auth, and 2 whitelisted addresses. even if I got sim swapped or retards at coinbase get tricked by a poo they would have to wait 48 hours before being able to move anything I own

[Anonymous No.21356872]

>>21353453
oh boy

[Anonymous No.21356873]

>>21356805
Except you don't have the keys to wallet retard.
So you don't even actually own any of what's in it

[Anonymous No.21357032]

>>21356873
Think I dont know that? When you stuff your money in a bank you dont own that either so what's your solution, hoarding it all yourself only to get robbed by some nigger later? Were talking about security, not your useless muh crypto morals

[Anonymous No.21357259]

>>21353123
They need a keylogger + remote access to your PC. I wouldn't trust metamask or any software wallets if you're a windows user. Linux and macos will be reasonably safe

[Anonymous No.21357269]

>>21356873
Any recommendation for maximum protection then m8?

[RLChadington Thundercock No.21357272]

>>21357032
Except you do own it in the bank and it's Federally insured
Also the regulation, practices and security of Banks vs Exchanges is laughable

[Anonymous No.21357279]

Trezor One is 48.76€ right now from the website, so don’t be niggerlicious. Be divine intellect

[Anonymous No.21357325]

>>21352914
Blessed id.

[RLChadington Thundercock No.21357467]

>>21357269
For maximum protection? Idk, I don't go quite that far. It'd be some combination of linux + hard wallet, separate isolated laptop etc
I go with really strong phrase passwords, 2FA and such but not full blown Fort Knox

But I definitely recommend only using stuff like Coinbase for purchases, and moving whatever you buy to a wallet you have full control over

[Anonymous No.21357481]

>>21357272
That's nice and all but there's a significantly less chance of me losing my shit going balls deep into premium goy protection than the alternatives. I actually had multiple secure paper wallets previously but many dusting attacks later someone is obviously trying to track major holders. I'll let the kikes have their slice for now

by the way, this place has become the tranny loving shithole you mentioned earlier, I'm phonepostong on my 5th ban for calling people niggers lel

[Anonymous No.21357645]

>>21353096
>Couldn't you just unplug the mouse? Lmao
this right here is the kind of guy giving you financial advice on /biz/.

[RLChadington Thundercock No.21357714]

>>21357481
>premium goy protection
fucking kek
Every piece of technology has a weakness is what it comes to really. I definitely trust crypto over kike bankers though

[Anonymous No.21357746]

>>21357272
Coinbase is regulated as well. The only real big threat with Coinbase would be the IRS reporting.

[RLChadington Thundercock No.21357801]

>>21357746
CB historically has fucked people at critical times. They might not cash out your wallet or something but they fuck with people as they "need" to

[Anonymous No.21357954]

>>21357801
yea they are definitely shady, inconvenient "outages" happen often at the beginning or end of major pumps. pretty sure back in 2016 near the btc top a lot of people complained about not being able to get their sell orders through. although I think that was through the main platform and not pro.

[Anonymous No.21358662]

>>21352934
he was meant to fail even God and Kek both had a laugh there

[Anonymous No.21359094]

>>21352914
im retarded and have no clue how it works but im curious if you had some antivirus installed