/smg/ Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.21336992]

Confused Anime Girl Edition:
Green Thursday incoming

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market Words
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Free Charts
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/
https://www.msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
https://fintel.io/

>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

>Previous thread:
>>21330384

[Anonymous No.21337045]

anime watchers should be purged

[Anonymous No.21337055]

>>21337045
Cringe and bluepilled

[Anonymous No.21337063]

Sell

[Anonymous No.21337069]

[Anonymous No.21337081]

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1293722878882598914

[Anonymous No.21337123]

>>21337081
FUCKING KEK BASED TRUMP

[Anonymous No.21337154]

Is this a potential AAPL sell signal?

https://www.theverge.com/2020/8/8/21358941/wechat-ban-apple-china-business-trump-tariffs-trade-manufacturing-impact
https://asia.nikkei.com/Business/Technology/Trump-s-WeChat-ban-threatens-Apple-s-smartphone-sales-in-China
https://fortune.com/2020/08/12/apple-china-market-trump-wechat-ban/

[Anonymous No.21337163]

>ktov
>hey bro i'm going to invest $100k in your company, looks good
>thanks man
>hey by the way your investment is now worth $10k we had to split it because we've got nothing
>also our stock will be delisted within one month, because after the split the share price will still be $2 or below, and drop below $1 within a week before the deadline
>sorry your $100k is now literally $0

[Anonymous No.21337198]

>>21337154
No. If AAPL dips, you fucking BUY.

[Anonymous No.21337206]

>>21337154
>reposting this literal nothing burger hedge 1000x times

[Anonymous No.21337268]

First for horsie

[Anonymous No.21337276]

>>21337198
>>21337206

It's not so much about the puts as the prospect of Apple, a US company, being prohibited from doing business with Tencent. This could result in the removal of WeChat from all app stores, and a giant hit to iPhone sales in China, which would decimate Apple's revenues and global market share.

[Anonymous No.21337297]

>>21337276
it's an algo scalping, newbie

[Anonymous No.21337301]

>>21337045
Shut the fuck up you stupid nigger. Your killing /smg/ with your faggot talk.

[Anonymous No.21337326]

>>21336992
My wife Violet is so cute
I love her

[Anonymous No.21337327]

>>21337081
wtf is KAG? Keep America Great?

[Anonymous No.21337335]

>>21337276
>This could result in the removal of WeChat from all app stores, and a giant hit to iPhone sales in China, which would decimate Apple's revenues and global market share.
I hope that happens. God lord that would be glorious.

[Anonymous No.21337351]

>>21337276
I'm going to be real with you. There's always something to worry about.
Stay invested and if one of these issues actually comes true, buy the fucking dip.
It seems like delusional bullish nonsense to anyone with an analytical mind, but it's how this market works. Buy the fucking dip.

[Anonymous No.21337378]

Am I retarded for buying $60k of SLV 1/15/21 25c's?

[Anonymous No.21337386]

>>21337276
You're over thinking it. Apple was big before China, and it will be big after China.

[Anonymous No.21337401]

>>21337081
The madman

[Anonymous No.21337404]

finally no more ktov posts in /ptg/

[Anonymous No.21337467]

>>21337386
>You're over thinking it. Apple was big before China, and it will be big after China.
Thanks for letting us know you're mentally retarded. Missing out on a market of 500 million+ people is no big deal I guess.

[Anonymous No.21337483]

KTOV, no, absolutely justed. The DD and fundamentals were there.

[Anonymous No.21337504]

Unironically an inverse /biz/dex would give TQQQ a run for its money

[Anonymous No.21337533]

>>21337081
I went into the actual Twitter link and forgotten social media cancer and left memes.

I ran back here to waifus and stonks.

[Anonymous No.21337566]

>https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-08-13/credit-suisse-to-liquidate-natural-gas-etn-that-went-parabolic
Jews don't want you making money.

[Anonymous No.21337624]

Biden should ban stock buybacks
It’s shady and it only pumps the prices artificially

[Anonymous No.21337626]

>>21337504
You forgot about the tankers.

[Anonymous No.21337633]

>>21337467
Fuck off chink shill. China is a pile of shit. You mad?

[Anonymous No.21337656]

>>21337378
No that’s going to PRIIINT we’re gonna drink that sweet sweet milk straight from the tiddy and it’s going to fill up our Little tummies before we lie down with our qt cow gf that we bought with SLV gainz

[Anonymous No.21337682]

>>21337045
fpwp

[Anonymous No.21337693]

>>21337626
I rebalanced tankers off the index ages ago. It is why SHIP still exists. It is meant to be representative of /biz/ trash, not all encompassing of the many varieties of trash. Probably going to toss out one of the real stinker biomemes for an EV ticker. Probably NKLA.

[Anonymous No.21337723]

>>21337467
its AAPL. it goes up. shut the fuck up, buy the dip, hold, sell in a couple decades

[Anonymous No.21337732]

>>21337504
Today Direxion announced a new leveraged ETF to add to its offerings - SMGS. Revealed to be a 3x inverse leveraged fund, SMGS is controversial in that the holdings it tracks are determined dynamically by retail investors on minor trading websites including the infamous 4chan.

Representatives from Direxion have repeatedly affirmed that their decision is sound, one claiming that "4chan has never made a good trade - by our calculations and backtesting, SMGS should be among our most competitive funds even for those looking for a long-term portfolio staple." Exact information about the expense ratio of the fund is unknown at this point but it is projected to be around 1%. When asked about the exact holdings at this point in time, Direxion asserted that "the holdings are the most random shit: oil tankers, semiconductors, small biotech companies, near-bankrupt retailers, natural gas companies, assorted penny stocks, air and cruise lines, microcap precious metal miners, Raytheon, and blue chip dividend stocks." The ETF will officially begin trading on exchanges starting Monday, August 26th.

[Anonymous No.21337763]

>>21337732
Fucking 5 star post
>The ETF will officially begin trading on exchanges starting Monday, August 26th
I AM ALL IN

[Anonymous No.21337793]

>>21337732
10/10

[Anonymous No.21337794]

>>21337081
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH
WHAT A FUCKING BADASS
>FUCK BIDEN
>FUCK THE LEFT
THIS IS OUR PRESIDENT AND I WOULDN'T HAVE IT ANY OTHER WAY
>>21337045
yes, yes. post some more kim possible so you'll get banned for avatarfagging again.

[Anonymous No.21337807]

>>21337566
Uhhh bearish or bullish? Explain this to me like a retard

[Anonymous No.21337842]

>>21337732
Saved. Thank you for this gem, anon.

[Anonymous No.21337848]

>>21337045
Ha ha I agree anon! The manga IS always better than the anime. Want to come over so we can lace our toes in between each other’s while we read our favorite manga arcs out loud?

[Anonymous No.21337943]

>>21337504
>>21337626
>>21337732

>not knowing these are all falling knives
>not knowing about the falling knife ETF

You all realize someone actually did this, right with the NIFE etf, right anonitos?

[Anonymous No.21337962]

>>21337732
This is quality

[Anonymous No.21337975]

Should I buy the AUY dip?

[Anonymous No.21338070]

What are some cheapies at the ding, anon?

[Anonymous No.21338127]

Guys I'm up 56k this year and I'll owe like 12k in tax. My income went from 40k last year to 100k this year with work. I can no longer take deductions like student loans and now I found out I have to pay quarterly estimated taxes for the feds and my state, Pennsylvania. I didn't expect all this so quickly.

[Anonymous No.21338147]

Who else remembers

[Anonymous No.21338153]

>>21337943
>how's the new fund doing Paul
>it's terrible Eric, who the fuck came up with this idea
>no clue, just throw some NVDA in and it'll probably be fine

[Anonymous No.21338163]

>>21337633
What was that, mutt?
Mad your nation is no competition for the Glorious Yellow Empire of the East?
Why don't you cry some more over your shitty overpriced computer company when my glorious nation bans your stupid fruit phone and replaces it with something a thousand times more efficient and effective.
This is the Chinaman way and the fat folds on your fat American forehead prevents you from seeing the apparent superiority of my nation and people.
Stay fat you fat shit.

[Anonymous No.21338187]

You have any plays this month anon?

[Anonymous No.21338226]

>>21338147
I've still got a leap, but 2021 is coming up fast.

>>21336727
>the experts agree
anyone besides cramer start preaching this?

>>21337517
>>21337656
>>21337378
MOO
>MOO
MOO
>MOO
MOO
>MOO
MILKIES FOR THE BULLS!!!

I bought a handful of SLV calls today too, sort of a martingale strategy after getting fucked today.

[Anonymous No.21338251]

>>21337483
Seriously, get some mental health care.

[Anonymous No.21338259]

>>21337732

[Anonymous No.21338289]

>>21338153
>Paul: Erick, you sonovabitch. That actually worked!
>Erick: Stonks only go up!
>Paul: let's shit post trannies on /smg/ later
>Erick: indubitably

[Anonymous No.21338341]

Alright Fellas
Just got my unemployment released, severance, pulled out a loan and with my savings I have a total of 46G's loaded onto robinhood.
Do I yolo AAPL and TSLA with maxed out margin?

[Anonymous No.21338352]

>>21338289
>725 volume
Holy shit

[Anonymous No.21338362]

>>21338127
Open a small business. Wanna be in my Herbalife downline? I’ll let you suck my dick then.

[Anonymous No.21338417]

>>21338259
>Raytheon needs its own special mention

[Anonymous No.21338465]

>>21338362
Small business will take away from my investing and 4channel time. Though I do see the appeal. Would like to deduct my health insurance and quit my day job. Doesn't baggie have a small business? He is on here all the time. What does he even do?

[Anonymous No.21338476]

You faggots might have forgotten but NFLX is going to moon tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.21338497]

>>21338465
I think what he meant is use the business to get deductions.

[Anonymous No.21338565]

>>21338476
Why

[Anonymous No.21338585]

>>21338465
He owns the ABDL diaper store outside of Atlanta.
"Diaper Depot"
5231 Memorial Dr Suite B3, Stone Mountain, GA 30083

[Anonymous No.21338605]

What's a good educational podcast or good audio book I can listen to while I'm at work?

[Anonymous No.21338611]

>>21338497
Yeah but business has other taxes.

[Anonymous No.21338630]

I don't want to go back to work full time but I miss money. I only lose with stonks and only make like $100 a week from the little I do do at work

[Anonymous No.21338636]

>>21338259
Need a ticker name?

NIGS
FAGS
WRKD
ANON

[Anonymous No.21338706]

>>21337404
It was a miracle it didn’t happen sooner

[Anonymous No.21338751]

How the fuck did KTOV even escape the pennystock generals?

[Anonymous No.21338752]

>>21338465
Do shit and claim business deductions for 2 yrs. half off on meals, 50 cent on mileage, business trips, business products, cell phone, office. Not your fault if you suck being an entrepreneur. Lmao!!!!!

[Anonymous No.21338764]

>>21338565
Someone post the pic.

[Anonymous No.21338774]

>>21337566
I dont understand this. So if no one is losing then why do they remove it? The worst part is they likely wont compensate people for the shares. Eg like a stock buyback. I mean theyre canceling itd, so they should be obligated to buy it at the price the stock closed at, at the day of the annoucement.

[Anonymous No.21338785]

>>21338611
>brainlet

Never mind.

[Anonymous No.21338823]

>>21338764
What pic

[Anonymous No.21338905]

>>21338585
Yuribroker exposed

[Anonymous No.21338928]

>>21338752
>>21338785
I don't have a business. You want me to start a business and use it to cut my taxes? I understand about the C Corp massive deductions, but it isn't realistic to start a company.

[Anonymous No.21338963]

>>21337624
These should be done regardless of which politician
>ban reverse splits (worse than a buy back and only screws over investors who are suppisedly the owners of the company)
>ban hfts
>ban selling of retail order flow
>limitation on creation of new shares (share dilution) to only once every 2 years
>limitation on buyback of shares to only once every 2 years

At least that will force companies to not pull funny business on investors.

[Anonymous No.21338984]

stocktwits got me feeling bullish on KTOV again lads

[Anonymous No.21339074]

An anon posted this previously. I need sauce.. badly.

Anyways on topic, what are your moves for tomorrow's open? Red? Green?

[Anonymous No.21339085]

Convince me not to sell my AAPL tomorrow.

>wechat/tencent business ban is going to drive china revenues into the ground
>stock split is a chance to dump on retail investors and get out at ATHs
>350p march 2021
>excessively bullish/utopian sentiment all over a single good quarter and stock split announcement

Or at least tell me where you think it will be in a year.

[Anonymous No.21339089]

You all need help.

[Anonymous No.21339104]

>>21339074
Down, down and down.

[Anonymous No.21339144]

Reversal on the 10 year yield, get ready for the GLD SLV train

[Anonymous No.21339244]

[Anonymous No.21339283]

I'm buying 10K worth of tesla on margin at market open and if it dumps I'm just going to blow my brains out

Wish me luck lads

[Anonymous No.21339284]

>>21339074

[Anonymous No.21339292]

CLSK mooning tomorrow. $15 eod. This is your last chance to get it under $12.

[Anonymous No.21339324]

>>21339085
Hold until the split and sell everything the day before

[Anonymous No.21339344]

how many of you have bought into ackman's 4 billion dollar SPAC yet?

Psth.u

[Anonymous No.21339362]

>>21339292
Let's fucking hope

[Anonymous No.21339376]

>>21339284
No.. It's not your time yet..
We've yet to see SPX at 4000..

[Anonymous No.21339397]

When any stock or currency or whatever's value makes a huge drop, how would you know if it's within "the dip", or if it's in the midst of being a waterfall of knives?

I tried the dip buying thing when the market crashed and all I did was get my hands covered in scars because it was just nothing but falling knives galore.

[Anonymous No.21339414]

>>21336992
So will oil fall tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.21339495]

Something feels off

[Anonymous No.21339517]

>>21339397
You just know you know.

[Anonymous No.21339532]

>>21339517
obviously I didn't know when I thought I knew

[Anonymous No.21339544]

>>21338751
Idk but I am glad they btfo today

[Anonymous No.21339554]

>>21338984
Why Anon? I'm down on KTOV for the first time in 4 or so months, I need a glimmer of hope, they fucked us

[Anonymous No.21339561]

>>21339495
I feel it too. 2nd leg is coming soon.

[Anonymous No.21339567]

>>21336992
calling it now, Netflix will strike a deal with Universal getting exclusive streaming deal for Jurassic Park sequel will cost 26.99 and also Trolls for 9.99. The resulting arms race with Disney will drive NFLX to 1000 a share by end of 2021 but probably only like February.

[Anonymous No.21339705]

>>21337378
at like 70 ivr? yeah.. just buy stock

[Anonymous No.21339735]

>>21337276
Nothing would fundamentally change about apple after the ban. Eventually something else will fill tik tok's place, but that's not even the point. The price will dip, but because apple is still the same company it will naturally go back up. Use your brain and realize ending its relationship with tencent will not hurt apple

[Anonymous No.21339736]

>>21339532
So you don’t know. All you gotta do is ride the waves. And you’ll be fine. But generally you want to pull out of crashes.

[Anonymous No.21339775]

>>21339554
the delusional bulls always give me a glimmer of hope. I'm down on it now too and kind of just want out. I hope it gets above .60 again so I can dump these bags. even if there's still potential to moon, I can't trust them not to Jew me again like they've done so many times. I can't let myself be attached to this piece of shit

[Anonymous No.21339780]

>>21339495
Yeah. I pulled out 30% of my holdings today. Probably not buying anymore shares for a bit. Occasionally sell off parts of what’s left.

[Anonymous No.21339871]

>>21339705
How do you know if iv is too high, low, or normal? Seems to be different for every stock.

[Anonymous No.21339905]

>>21338605
Is that dog biting her tits?

[Anonymous No.21339917]

>>21339780
So what's your strategy for buying back in? Is it a waiting game to see if stocks stabilize?

[Anonymous No.21339987]

>>21339495
I can feel it too, and the amount of anons getting digits when they say that "something is coming" is almost creepy. It could be a scriptfag but I've seen around 10 in the past week and it just seems like that is way too many.
Went to 100% cash at 3:30 yesterday after FNGU started to dump. I'll probably stay like this and hold out till nov3rd.

[Anonymous No.21340052]

>>21337045
the amount of anime in a thread should be directly proportional to its quality until you hit critical mass, and then it's totally shit and full of retarded permabulls.

[Anonymous No.21340129]

>>21337533
> left memes
Did you see the one who told trump “leave the memes to us, grandpa”
It’s like they don’t even know they can’t meme.

[Anonymous No.21340130]

>>21339917
It’s in anticipation of a crash. My guess is September. But yesterday was also weird. You’re gains aren’t safe until they’re in cash.

[Anonymous No.21340131]

Anime poster = NEET
NEET = don't wanna leave house
Don't wanna leave house = be smart and not gamble/be dumb permabulls or permabears

[Anonymous No.21340196]

Should I buy some KTOV? Does it count as a donation?

[Anonymous No.21340284]

Goodnight bros, hope we're all green tomorrow

[Anonymous No.21340306]

>>21340196
If you lick stocks that crab downward

[Anonymous No.21340317]

>>21337656
if hucows (preferably 2D) keep getting posted, I'm definitely coming back to SMG
>SLV
consider a switch over to PSLV unless you're playing options. it should decrase counterparty risk based on the prospectus.

[Anonymous No.21340379]

Um bros i have a feeling something big is about to happen to silver in the next couple of hours...

[Anonymous No.21340395]

Anybody have knowledge or a way I could study to find scanner settings to unlock a power to direct me into options that’s mathematically going to become higher numbers, unless certain circumstances or not always but a high probability of so?

[Anonymous No.21340430]

>>21340131
assuming too little risk is also a risk, kaiji-kun.

[Anonymous No.21340493]

>>21340395
There are a ton of good scripts available on TradingView

[Anonymous No.21340510]

Someone please help!!!!!!. I know nothing about options. But say I went down a rabbit hole and I believe it revealed a MAJOR catalyst for a stock to go up and I have an idea of the latest possible date. And that day is October 31st. It could be earlier though. A what is the most profitable option play on this....just buy the lowest calls or like mid range. And b. There aren't options for October 31st it jumps from October 16th to January. I'm willing to risk it will happen by October 16th though. Also I own over 100 shares. Is there an option I could write that would make me insane money? Thank you so much

[Anonymous No.21340515]

>>21340317
yep SLV for playing options
I switched to PSLV, probably going to switch GLDM to PHYS too

>>21340493
Guess I should make an account and play around

[Anonymous No.21340528]

>>21340130
>You’re gains aren’t safe until they’re in cash.
True. So what's the plan if in mid September
> A) All stocks are up 20%
> B) All stocks are at 0% gain/loss
> C) All stocks are down 20%

[Anonymous No.21340543]

>>21340510
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SD7sw0bf1ms

[Anonymous No.21340546]

>>21340510
Sounds like a bad idea. If you really think it will go up, just buy more stock.

[Anonymous No.21340583]

I've already started this video but i don't have time to watch the whole thing I just want the max trade for this exact situation. And I'm willing to risk it all cuz I'm a poorfag and I'm convinced I found huge information. I only have like 2 k of equity

[Anonymous No.21340585]

>>21340130
>But yesterday was also weird.
Also please explain this.

[Anonymous No.21340596]

>>21340515
One anon in the last thread was using a type of oscillator that looked pretty damn promising for scalpers. I may try my hand at it tomorrow and do some TSLA scalping since I'm now at 100% cash.

[Anonymous No.21340647]

After I know what position to take and secure it tomorrow will happily share info and sauces with anon in private. It's huge if it's what I think it is though

[Anonymous No.21340660]

>>21339905
answer my question first and then i'll answer yours

[Anonymous No.21340704]

if you could only buy 3 ETFs, which would you pick

[Anonymous No.21340755]

>all these anons saying it's gonna go down
fuck I hope so lmao.. everything pumped today the last time this happened on like the 7th everything fuckin nosedived

[Anonymous No.21340756]

>>21340704
GLD SLV GDX

[Anonymous No.21340778]

>>21340704
Spy qqq msci EM

[Anonymous No.21340786]

>>21340596
>I'm now at 100% cash.
Except, of course, for that chunk of VTSAX/VTI you have sitting in your Roth IRA, right?

[Anonymous No.21340822]

>>21340430
not an argument

[Anonymous No.21340824]

>>21340528
>All stocks are up 20%
He hasn't lost made or lost any gainz
>All stocks are at 0% gain/loss
He hasn't lost made or lost any gainz
>All stocks are down 20%
He hasn't lost made or lost any gainz
>But yesterday was also weird
It was weird because you touch yourself at night.
>>21338605
>The History of Rome
https://open.spotify.com/show/6wiEd40oPbQ9UK1rSpIy8I
>Revolutions (Same guy from HOR)
https://open.spotify.com/show/05lvdf9T77KE6y4gyMGEsD
>Extremities
https://open.spotify.com/show/3yXc8WTwbZcieQhdr3Y6ao
>>21340786
My monopoly play cash is at 100%. My actual savings are managed by a wealth manager.

[Anonymous No.21340982]

Should I take my tencent stocks and put them towards Alibaba?

[Anonymous No.21341061]

>>21337732
Kek

[Anonymous No.21341081]

Should I place a 20 dollar trailing stop on my AAPL

[Anonymous No.21341115]

>>21340755
I wouldn't do anything short dated in this stupid bubble market.

[Anonymous No.21341188]

>>21339085
a lot of people will buy the split making it go up

[Anonymous No.21341227]

>>21341081

>Should I place a 20 dollar trailing stop on my AAPL

meaning if it drops $20 the stop activates and it sells?

[Anonymous No.21341317]

This is pretty important. Any good anime out there? Shill me anon.

[Anonymous No.21341334]

>>21341227
yes

[Anonymous No.21341346]

>>21337732

holy shit

[Anonymous No.21341362]

>>21341317
Changed the way I see the world. I'm rewatching it for the 4th time this week

[Anonymous No.21341463]

>>21341362

I’m looking for action. I don’t watch Slice of life or whatever that is. No offense

[Anonymous No.21341503]

>>21340493
Frenpilled. Hope the market goes your way in the future, desu.

[Anonymous No.21341516]

>>21341463
Beyblade

[Anonymous No.21341520]

>>21341463
Madoka is action anime. And pretty depressing if you enjoy the doomy feels.

[Anonymous No.21341528]

Is there a real way to determine if equity volatility is underpriced? Apparently, >“there’s no income in the system, so people short volatility in a number of different expressions, and what it does is it drives volatility to the wrong price.”

>>21341227
If it drops $20 from the highest price it reaches.
If it goes up $40, then down $20, it triggers the sale.

>>21341317
ANY good anime out there?
Yes anon, there is good anime out there.

[Anonymous No.21341558]

>>21337483
>>DD
To do true DD you have to calculate the negative as well as the positives. The guy is shady running a even shadier OTC rated company.

[Anonymous No.21341582]

>>21341528

interesting. i know how to set a stop loss for a particular price (like $350) but i don't know if fidelity offers it.

[Anonymous No.21341589]

>>21341463
It isn't sol and probably has more action than whatever other recommendations you'll get. Do what you want though

[Anonymous No.21341608]

>>21340824
...anon i was referring to what he would do if stocks did those things.

Eg if they were 20% up would he jump back in or stay out?

[Anonymous No.21341609]

>>21338147
damn, this used to be shilled here everyday, reminds me of the amrn buyout craze that filled this thread with a lot of red wojacks

[Anonymous No.21341644]

BUY T-MOBILE AND THANK ME LATER

[Anonymous No.21341656]

>>21338259
>SMGS
TOP KEK

[Anonymous No.21341682]

>>21340647
Cool. How will we know it's u?

[Anonymous No.21341711]

>>21338341
yes aapl puts

[Anonymous No.21341743]

They are sending my work back to full telework and shutdown. It's happening. FUCK. Do I pull out before a second leg down?

[Anonymous No.21341860]

>>21341317
Prisma Illya is a show for adults disguised as one for kids.

[Anonymous No.21341880]

I liquidated everything 4 months ago because I went back to Uni and needed money. I found a part time job so I want to go back in again but almost everything's at ATH, when will the next correction begin?

[Anonymous No.21341912]

>>21341644
why? what’s going on with tmobile?

[Anonymous No.21341940]

>>21341743
What resining did they tell you that you are going back to tele work? Is anyone getting laid off or are keeping the full workforce? Doesn’t sound market upholding but more info would help determine a better speculation.

[Anonymous No.21341988]

>>21337069
Ok u r super cute right now bro

[Anonymous No.21342020]

>>21341912
today will be the day

[Anonymous No.21342044]

>>21341463
>not liking based magical girls
>guess thats ok

Inuyashiki is incredibly badass with lots of action and plot twists without magical girls.

Re-Creators is also really good

Magical girls aren't bad though.

[Anonymous No.21342130]

"Joe Biden shits himself due to dementia and the Democrats are childish. Have some money and tax cuts. Also I'm pretty sure Nancy Pelosi fucks horse and Chuck films it. I'm the God King Emporer, and who gives a damn who approved this message?"
-President Donald J Trump, 2020

[Anonymous No.21342170]

>>21342044
Girls are fine. I just don’t like weird ass loli shit. I want some action involved. You know what I’m saying

[Anonymous No.21342197]

>>21342170
Are you gay

[Anonymous No.21342208]

>>21341520
The first 5 minutes is so badass and jumps into a badass fight with the cool song.

Really don't see how anyone couldn't like it desu

[Anonymous No.21342224]

>>21341528
Uhhh you can look at the COT on VIX, asset managers are net long while levvied funds are deep short. Trying to determine value for VIX sounds so hard, I have no idea @_@
>>21341317
U should watch Belladonna of Sadness (1973)

[Anonymous No.21342348]

>>21342170
>>>21342044 (You)
> don’t like weird ass loli shit.

Inuyashiki is insanely good. Its really twisted and just fucked up. Definitely no slice of life lolis

[Anonymous No.21342389]

>>21342197
I’m not into “slice of life” involving the everyday life of middleschool girls. I find no enjoyment there

[Anonymous No.21342421]

Fitbit
Buy it
Buy Fitbit

[Anonymous No.21342456]

>>21342389
Youre going to want to watch Nyanko Days

[Anonymous No.21342477]

>>21342348
>Inuyashiki
Have not seen. Will watch. Thanks.

>>21342421
buyout going through soon?

[Anonymous No.21342534]

>>21342389
u should watch Gundam Wing
and then watch Gundam Wing:Endless Waltz

>>21342421
no
fitbit is garbage lmao
no one is fit
no one is bit
buy NOC instead hehe

[Anonymous No.21342559]

>>21342477
no, you want the buyout to be delayed as long as possible so the range lasts as long as possible

[Anonymous No.21342563]

Trips and the stock market will be saved

[Anonymous No.21342568]

>>21342559
I see.

[Anonymous No.21342597]

>>21342421
That's a new one o_o
U think it's gonna break 7?

[Anonymous No.21342604]

>>21342563
Okay cashing out now

[Anonymous No.21342671]

>>21342563
Okay this is really weird. If the dems didn't want Joe Biden they shouldn't have pushed him in the primaries. I guess they want Harris in there despite her poor performance in the race so far but this is a bizarre way to do it. Joey Snuggles should watch his back. Looks like he's surrounded by a bunch of "friends" with knives.

[Anonymous No.21342775]

THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP

I'm going to bed early. Premarket will open in 40 minutes. Maybe it'll dislodge the crab going on in futures here.
https://www.marketwatch.com/tools/screener/premarket

[Anonymous No.21342901]

>>21342604
>>21342671

If you haven't realized it yet, Joe Biden was never a serious consideration.

He was just a way to not question where Hillary Clinton is right now

[Anonymous No.21342969]

>>21342901
Why didn't she run again tho? Kek

[Anonymous No.21342991]

>>21336992
Remember to DCA and buy passive index funds. Prices are LOW when we're gonna have years of low interest rates.

[Anonymous No.21342995]

>>21342597
acquisition range

[Anonymous No.21343040]

>>21342224
yeah, speculatoro gigante is bigtime short vol, and big time short the market. Actual asset managers aren't that reckless I think. I wouldn't want my pension manager shorting the vix.

>>21341880
I'm thinking it's time to buy leveraged longs, and hedge with vix calls. A lot of large spec short positions, either they know there’s gonna be a big move down, or they're about to get squeezed up big.

>>21342130
off-topic posters should be banned.
See:
>>21306280

[Anonymous No.21343050]

>>21342775
Good night thumpy. See you tomorrow

[Anonymous No.21343109]

>>21342775
>going to bed early
good for you!
sleep well~

[Anonymous No.21343250]

>>21342995
It is ranging pretty reliable huh? It wants to go 2 6.50 then 6.75 even this month?
>>21343040
> they're about to get squeezed up big
Yes this feels plausible, I saw a really good twitter post pointing out that short interest on basically every big company is redicc :O

[Anonymous No.21343746]

PREMARKET OPEN UP ALREADY!
need more gains

[Anonymous No.21343878]

Dunno if INTC will crash lower when big tech investors start to panic. Otherwise i reckon its a value

[Anonymous No.21343927]

don't forget KLANG!

[Anonymous No.21343961]

>>21343878
well, i bought it. i don't see how it must follow FAGMAN on the inevitable correction. bottom should be in.

[Anonymous No.21344298]

>>21343927
KLANG. I'm still up. This is the most subdued premarket open i have seen in weeks.

[Anonymous No.21344314]

>>21343961
If people start selling tech etfs and just panic selling anything remotely tech related i think it might dip. Although I tend to agree I think its floored and worst case just wait it out the slight dip.

[Anonymous No.21344376]

>>21344298
well, no wonder with that attitude!

[Anonymous No.21344406]

>>21344314
meh, that's the big question in general if the ETFs will drag everything down. we'll see.

[Anonymous No.21344412]

>>21344314
>KiLRJOOO
Kek

[Anonymous No.21344438]

>>21344376
I'M TRYING TO GO TO BED EARLY HERE

[Anonymous No.21344503]

clink clank
>https://www.marketwatch.com/tools/screener/premarket
Not much going on, lowwww volume so far
>Boeing
liked
>Cisco
HATED
>Micron
god damn it why do they keep selling my boy...

ALSO NEAT:
Check out what the retail jerkoffs at fidelity were trading yeterday

[Anonymous No.21344641]

Okay, /biz/, I finally learned the Greeks: Homer, Plato, Aristotle, and the rest. Gonna start options trading as soon as the market opens tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.21344784]

>>21344641
I would practice for awhile yet. There is still so much to learn, desu.

[Anonymous No.21344918]

I have SPCE 17.5 puts for next week and it just keeps teasing me, that filthy virgin.

[Anonymous No.21344958]

>>21344641
Now learn about Trading Psychology so you don't choke.

[Anonymous No.21345043]

Time is running out for my uber puts. God damn it, fuck this market. Uber should be at 20. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

[Anonymous No.21345143]

>https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-08-13/mass-antibody-study-finds-3-4-million-in-england-had-covid-19
>rip bongland
Rug pull later.

[Anonymous No.21345150]

>>21345043
UBER is a dogshit company doing nothing but burning money no matter hoe much revenue increases.
But for some reason the market likes this. Beats me

[Anonymous No.21345158]

>>21345043

Uber burns through BILLIONS a quarter, why would you think they can't BBBRRRRRRRRR more shares for suckers?

[Anonymous No.21345200]

>>21345143
This is proof it is a fucking nothingburger you autist
Which the market knows already btw, hence stocks are up

[Anonymous No.21345307]

What’s today’s moon mission?

[Anonymous No.21345338]

In all aspects my life is spiraling out of control. Im all in NIO too.

[Anonymous No.21345492]

No stimulus!!!

[Anonymous No.21345540]

>>21345150
An absolute trash failing business model that will never make money. How did that California ruling not ding the stock harder? Can a business model that is literally illegal be priced in? What in the fuck

[Anonymous No.21345601]

>>21345307
SQQQ

[Anonymous No.21345656]

>>21345540
ruling is huge
it’s just proof markets are autistic as fuck

[Anonymous No.21345811]

Seriously, Do I sell RIOT? down about 15%

[Anonymous No.21345836]

if i could buy every dip, i wouldnt have to trade anyways

[Anonymous No.21345874]

BBC News - China launches 'Clean Plate' campaign against food waste
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-china-53761295
>Xi has now turned into my grandma

[Anonymous No.21345971]

>>21345874
interesting

maybe food price inflation is getting serious after the Pork Plague and now with the flooding

[Anonymous No.21345980]

Oi burgers, you guys getting a stimulus printer or not?

[Anonymous No.21346140]

Anyone buying back into RLFTF when it hits the floor?

[Anonymous No.21346162]

>>21346140
I am still bagholding

[Anonymous No.21346243]

>>21345971
most likely the case, the bugmen litreally eat anything. There are videos of them putting nets up in forests to catch birds and eat them, one of chinese tourists in USA who fucking pick up a bird and bag it. In fact their recklessness is so bad they almost got rid of their entire fish population, they have to enter other countries seas illegally to catch fish now because chinks don't understand why the rest of the world has laws to stop this exact problem.

[Anonymous No.21346354]

>>21337045
BASED AND REPILLED

[Anonymous No.21346432]

Reminder to buy EVERY dip!

[Anonymous No.21346508]

>>21346162
>Fair
If you bought in at under 0.2

>Ouch
If you bought over that

[Anonymous No.21346562]

>>21346508
way over 0.2

[Anonymous No.21346613]

So what the fuck happened with RVLV and what are some similar plays?

[Anonymous No.21347008]

>Linkies making more money in 1 week than I did in the last 6 months
Fuck, bros

[Anonymous No.21347147]

>>21341317
Legend of Galactic Heroes (older version)
Spice and Wolf
[C]

[Anonymous No.21347153]

>>21347008
I’m about to buy some OXT and XRP. They have the most room to grow

[Anonymous No.21347208]

>>21347153
>XRP
I still baghold some just on case the memes are true, but this shitcoin hasn't moved in 3 years

[Anonymous No.21347290]

Someone please help!!!!!!. I know nothing about options. But say I went down a rabbit hole and I believe it revealed a MAJOR catalyst for a stock to go up and I have an idea of the latest possible date. And that day is October 31st. It could be earlier though. A what is the most profitable option play on this....just buy the lowest calls or like mid range. And b. There aren't options for October 31st it jumps from October 16th to January. I'm willing to risk it will happen by October 16th though. Also I own over 100 shares. Is there an option I could write that would make me insane money? Thank you so much. Also I'm a poorfag that's why I don't wanna buy the stocks and maximize my 2k account and a wageslave so I don't have time to learn on my own what to do for this situation

[Anonymous No.21347323]

>>21337045
ebin post fren
upboated

[Anonymous No.21347352]

>>21347290
what do you know, anon
your father is director on the board?

[Anonymous No.21347451]

>>21347290
>Own over a 100 shares
If you're absolutely certain it'll go up you can write one put option (meaning sell 100 contracts) and receive the premium for it now.
Also just buy call options then but always be sure to have enough margin if the sold put option moves against you

[Anonymous No.21347479]

>>21347352
Nope. Just went down a rabbit hole and think I found something interesting. Happy to share after I secure most profitable position possible

[Anonymous No.21347506]

>>21347451
Writing a put means you promise to BUY 100 shares at a specified price anon. Writing puts means you are bullish on the stock, yes, but he didn't say he had the cash to buy 100 more.

[Anonymous No.21347514]

>>21347479
Well, i for one only trade stocks. You don’t learn options in a day

[Anonymous No.21347526]

>>21347451
Should I buy the way itm calls or slightly out is what I don't get. Also can someone buy my put before Oct 31st? It won't blow up till announcement likely to fall more

[Anonymous No.21347562]

>>21347479
The most profitable position would be buying weekly out of the money calls. But you have to be VERY VERY sure of your catalyst and time it down to a week. Because if you dont its a 100% loss.

[Anonymous No.21347583]

>>21347526
The more otm they are, the more profit if you are right. The ones way itm are essentialy just used for leverage.

[Anonymous No.21347594]

>>21347562
I don't know exact date it just that no later than oct 31st

[Anonymous No.21347627]

>>21347290
Provided the volatility (day to day price movements) is low now, you'd be better off with buying an Out of the Money (OTM) january call. Or a spread i.e. a bunch of OTM january calls with different strikes.
Deeper OTM calls have lower premiums but require immense volatility and price swings to move (they also need to be sold probably when the catalyst is announced to prevent volatility or time decay from hosing you). They also have the highest returns. Lower strikes will have less returns but require less price/volatility shifts to give you returns at all. The premiums you have to pay will also be higher.
So OTM calls in january. Higher strikes mean greater returns but you need an absolutely massive catalyst for payoffs that NOONE else is currently able to see or forecast at the moment. Things bordering on insider trading. It is what the CEO of KODK did recently to make obscene money from that huge spike. As the strike is lower than the catalyst doesn't have to be quite as massive but the returns will be lower because the premiums will be higher.
Sell all deep OTM calls the day the catalyst is announced, probably in mid-day. Sell all shallower calls when they get in the money (ITM). You can also sell them a little later if the catalyst gives sustained upward buying pressure.

[Anonymous No.21347675]

>>21347506
Ah my bad.
Then again he could still just basically sell his own shares and buy them again so the difference is non existent
But to keep it easy then just write a call option. Not sure if you're American or European because American options can be exercised at any time and European options can only be exercised at the date of expiry which would allow you to reign in more premiums if you're in Europe

[Anonymous No.21347755]

>>21347290
>>21347627
Also, this does change if you are American or European as >>21347675 notes. The strategy is similar for Europe with CFDs.
I also forgot to mention that if you really want to minmax this that you would buy the calls in September to avoid having to pay for that "wasted" time value from today to october. You just need to be damn sure the announcement can only be in October.

[Anonymous No.21347828]

Im American and high volatility and all I know is October at the latest but it could be September when it happens stock will at least triple probably so be double plus in January

[Anonymous No.21347832]

>>21347675
Im euro but i use a US broker. European brokers tend to be expensive.

[Anonymous No.21347865]

>>21339397
You buy the dip and if you're wrong buy the next one and the next one and the next one and the next one and eventually you'll have a nice breakeven I'm sure.

[Anonymous No.21347890]

What are your genuine opinions on GME? Particularly the price action this week. It’s gone up considerably imo and had several Green Day’s

[Anonymous No.21347951]

>>21347890
Will Meade pumped it but yes, shorts are trapped, bankruptcy is very unlikely and consoles are coming. Risk is low but upside is debatable. No one likes this company. Holdiing 700 shares for lotto.

[Anonymous No.21347988]

>>21347890
It is the most shorted ticker and has been since February. Secular decline but overly hated.

[Anonymous No.21348055]

>>21347951
You think calls are a safe bet?

[Anonymous No.21348099]

>>21347828
OPTION FAGS TELL THIS MAN WHAT TO BUY
maybe he will shill it then

[Anonymous No.21348114]

SHLL going big soon

[Anonymous No.21348123]

For me, it’s cooking anime. That’s where you find real quality

[Anonymous No.21348148]

I'm so frustrated. I know without a doubt that if I hold Peloton until the end of the month it'll be back up to ATH. But it's taking up a huge portion of my portfolio and it's sinking everyday.

That goddamn huge put on it by some institutional investor started it falling and then three down days in tech continued the trend. And yet it didn't go back up as part of the tesla rally yesterday.

What do bros?

[Anonymous No.21348181]

Taking all my shit out of Robinhood, shit app, also moving to another state and only Wells Fargo is available in terms of big banks.

Redpill me on Wells Fargo and TD Ameritrade, any good? Currently Bank of America.

[Anonymous No.21348185]

claims niggers where we at?
1120 K predicted.
i think we will get a lower number - and then more green.

[Anonymous No.21348207]

>>21348181
Why do people always talk shit on RH? I like it so far and their customer service has been great.

[Anonymous No.21348230]

>>21348181

Most small credit unions can take care of all you banking needs. Just a thought.

Use fidelity or Ameritrade for stocks

[Anonymous No.21348231]

>>21348207
you pay no commission.
how do you think they make money? or maybe it is just a charity then?

[Anonymous No.21348242]

>>21336992
Bullish for wkhs?
Not a bag holder sold at 20 because their was no dip before the massive drop then eternal crab

[Anonymous No.21348262]

>>21348055
>safe bet?
If low theta maybe yes.
I'd go with shares.

[Anonymous No.21348267]

>>21337943
>up 8.98% from june

[Anonymous No.21348268]

>>21348207
Fucks you on limit orders, fucks you twice on market orders, routs all your trades through Citadel, occasionally crashes. Should be expected of a "free" service imo.

[Anonymous No.21348275]

>>21348231
I assume data collection to feed some HFT program.

[Anonymous No.21348295]

>>21338984
I just cut my losses and recouped it somewhere else, the biggest sell signal to me was just how much of a cult was forming around this, I'm new to this shit but that seemed like a bad sign.

Whatever percieved moonshot you thought it was going to be, you could've made all that money just moving it around.

[Anonymous No.21348297]

>>21348242
didnt feinsteins husband run the post office into the ground while giving bezos 95% discounts on their service

[Anonymous No.21348307]

>>21348268
How does it fuck you on limit orders? I've only been using it for about a week.

[Anonymous No.21348370]

>>21348297
Tax payers were paying like $3 on every Amazon package (or something like that). Total fraud.

[Anonymous No.21348375]

>>21348307
Even low cost brokers execute limit orders at best price available. RH tends to execute exactly at your limit down to the cent. I doubt they swipe the difference, but the HFTs buying your order flow probably do.

[Anonymous No.21348415]

>>21348375
Can't really complain about that with no commission though right?

[Anonymous No.21348460]

>>21348415
Yeah, its not an issue when you aren't dealing with hundreds of thousands of dollars. And RH has been great for all customers, making the other brokers lower their fees to a minimum.

[Anonymous No.21348463]

http://stocktwits.com/biznessman/message/236059715

[Anonymous No.21348502]

>>21348275
maybe, but mainly they fuck you on the execution.

[Anonymous No.21348519]

>>21338153
>>21338289
>>21338352
>it's real
Now give me a CAD hedged version.

[Anonymous No.21348542]

>>21348502
What do you mean? You talking about the same limit orders thing as the other guy?

[Anonymous No.21348583]

>>21348123
You learn how to cook from this?

[Anonymous No.21348591]

I desperately hope there is no stimulus because I'm tired of rioters that have never worked getting gibs while I work and get nothing.

What stocks will go up without stimulus?

[Anonymous No.21348604]

>>21348463
well, huh

[Anonymous No.21348607]

>>21348181
Recently switched from Fargo to Ameritrade, and if you're smart that's a switch you shouldn't need to make

[Anonymous No.21348623]

Big tech overpriced
Get ready to sell

[Anonymous No.21348624]

>>21348591
Sqqq, silver, gold

[Anonymous No.21348646]

>>21337327
Kill All Gays

>>21338259
>>21337732

Nice job lads

>>21339085
Why would you?

>>21340704
TQQQ
AGQ

Those are the only ones I own right now but SOXL and ARKK are worth looking at too.

[Anonymous No.21348688]

>>21348604
What you think am I tripping or did I really stumble onto some details?

[Anonymous No.21348702]

Why not just hold FAGMAN for your entire portfolio?

[Anonymous No.21348704]

>>21348591

Johnson and johnson
Procter and gamble
At&t
Ford
General electric(maybe)
Verizon

Established, real companies not riding hype, will weather bear markets, steady dividends

[Anonymous No.21348758]

>>21348583
>A magical door appears from different locations and realms.
>The door leads to a restaurant with a nice chief and waitress.
>Food is to die for

[Anonymous No.21348783]

>>21348704
BASED

most of /biz/ SEETHES when they see a portfolio like this, tho

[Anonymous No.21348787]

>>21337045
> Is actually on an anime board (thinks he's right )

[Anonymous No.21348790]

>>21348688
i'm not sure i totally understand it
seems like you're suggesting the outcome of the contract was known a year ago

[Anonymous No.21348816]

CAN'T WAIT TO GET FLAYED FUCKING AGAIN ON BIOMEMES

144 SIDE EFFECTS? MATTERS NONE, COOF IS OVER!!!! BUY BUY BUY!!! BVLL!

[Anonymous No.21348827]

>>21348704
I genuinely like your boomer portfolio

[Anonymous No.21348855]

>>21348790
Yeah and delayed cuz of coronavirus disrupting supply chain. Which would set them up for failure. What else would those comments coupled with that contract mean? And notice contact on sec site says nothing about USPS the one I found is from lawyers that drew it up for other lawyers to reference

[Anonymous No.21348891]

>>21346432
In what specifically?

[Anonymous No.21348923]

>>21348827

You can see into the future?

[Anonymous No.21348972]

>>21348702
It's already listed as FNGU except for some reason it holds twitter instead of microsoft or literally any other tech company. Fuck twitter.

>>21348704
>Ford
>Go up

Pick one.

>GE
>trading at the same price as 1995
>goes up without stimulus

>AT&T
Dinosaur company with a dinosaur team of executives that has no competency and competitive advantage whatsoever. My aunt used to be a contractor for them and told me that even back in the early 2000s everyone who worked there was old as fuck. Good luck holding that turd
They also are trading at the same price they were in 1998.

Dude just shut the fuck up. Anyone who would be holding that exact portfolio is probably 80 years old and put 1,000 dollars in a mutual fund 30 years ago.

[Anonymous No.21348986]

>>21348855
yeah i still don't get it so you're probably right
but i don't get it and WKHS has lost my faith by having the most ineffective PR in modern history, so
best of luck to you

[Anonymous No.21348997]

Pick a company that aint goin anywhere, don't sell and you'll be fine

[Anonymous No.21349043]

Lol anyone watching CNBC?

Lady with a dog lool

[Anonymous No.21349050]

>>21348986
rip line anon

[Anonymous No.21349054]

>>21348972

80 years of dividends sounds great to me, plus it beats having to pay kickbacks to a mutual fund every christmas

[Anonymous No.21349070]

>>21340430
will do tonegawa

also i got no fucking sleep because the curry i made was too acidic

[Anonymous No.21349091]

Any predictions for unemployment later?

[Anonymous No.21349123]

>>21349091
1000k

[Anonymous No.21349134]

>>21349091
Democrats will not allow a clean bill to be passed before election. Not unless the American people revolt.

The idea is to make everything as terrible as possible before the election

[Anonymous No.21349159]

>>21349054
>80 years of dividends

Not sure you understand how dividends work but unless you have an already substantial amount of money they are basically useless and will get outpaced by growth stocks.
Considering that as an investor your job is to make as much money as possible, that's not a very good strategy and you'd be leaving a lot on the table. You'd be better off just buying the market instead of riding that hand of turds.

[Anonymous No.21349172]

>>21349050
those fuckers cost me enough money

[Anonymous No.21349191]

>>21340317
>hucows
This word will never stop being fucking stupid. A boomercoomer came up with it and spread it.

[Anonymous No.21349231]

>>21349159

I guarantee you that my picks will outlive your long term

[Anonymous No.21349235]

New

>>21349218
>>21349218
>>21349218
>>21349218
>>21349218

[Anonymous No.21349247]

Bake a new bread cunts

[Anonymous No.21349251]

>>21348607
Noted, I'm seeing a lot of negativity in regards to Wellstrade, Ameritrade it is

>>21348607
That's 2 for Ameritrade
I'll look into credit unions where I'm moving to, I don't know much about them and I'm wondering how traveling will works and ATM's with those.

[Anonymous No.21349256]

>>21349172
to be fair you did get a bit greedy with those calls the other day
options are all mathematics and the math always wins

[Anonymous No.21349266]

>>21349123
I hope it’s higher than 2000k I want a nice dip to buy into again

[Anonymous No.21349311]

>>21349251
before this thread dies i want you to know that's the same person

[Anonymous No.21349319]

>>21349266
we already dipped
ATH now get in

[Anonymous No.21349372]

>>21349311
Oopsm replied to the same anon twice, second one was meant for the other oh well.

>>21348230
This was the anon I wanted to thank, thank you, I'll look into credit unions.