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*ting* *ting* *ting* Pardon me gentlemen, but would you be so kind as to gather round? I have a brief announcement that I would like to make.

>> No.21334315

>>21334296
N

>> No.21334333

>>21334296
haha niggers jannies kikes haha based op

>> No.21334338

>>21334315

I

>> No.21334339

NO PLEASE BOBO NOT AGAIINNN

>> No.21334391

>>21334333
could you please keep the profanity to a minimum?

>> No.21334405

Hahahaha guys he made the thread again.

>> No.21334437
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21334437

What is it OP? Just cleaning up some work at the moment.

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21334507

>>21334296
You had my curiosity...

>>21334391
...but now you have my attention. Eagerly awaiting your profanity-free announcement.

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21334531

Go on good lad, you have my attention.

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>>21334437
Take your time brother. I will wait til we have a quorum

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21334575

>>21334296
Forgive my tardiness I was eating DEENZ

>> No.21334602
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>>21334296
An announcement you say?
I don't drink alcohol so I've brought a Hi-C to toast!

>> No.21334882
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21334882

*a-h-h-hem* Yes I believe we are ready now. Thank you all for lending me your ears. I would just like to inform the room that my 55k stack of linkies is safely secured on a Ledger Nano S. This Ledger Nano S is in turn secured in a safe deposit box at a Wells Fargo branch somewhere in the great state of Texas. I do not remember which of the 594 Wells Fargo branches in Texas currently houses my linkies. It would take me literally weeks to find them.
Should I ever, in a moment of weakness, make the foolish decision to sell, I would have over a fortnight to reconsider my decision. For the venture of locating my linkies to be remotely worth my time, the price of link would need to reach at least 100,000 US Federal Reserve Notes.
In summary: for all intents in purposes, please consider my linkies official out of the circulating supply.

Thank you all and have a blessed night.

>> No.21334895

I am here for the quorum OP

>> No.21334991
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>>21334882
Can confirm. I followed OP to the bank (though I forget which) and just took this picture of him posting.

>> No.21335023
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21335023

I have an announcement also.

All those gains you made. You need to pay quarterly taxes on them. It is due September 15th.

Thanks, signed the IRS.

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>>21334882

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>>21334882
Blessings anon. I wish you nothing but prosperity in this life.

>> No.21335102

>>21335023
I literally couldn't sell to realize my gain if I wanted to fedboy.

>> No.21335132

>>21335102
Backtracing now!@

>> No.21335175

>>21335023
>Capital gains taxes are quarterly

WTF I THOUGHT YOU PAID THEM WHEN YOU DID YOUR INCOME TAXES

FACKKK

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>>21334882
AHEM AHEM
>SECONDARY ANNOUNCEMENT

FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK KIKES
FUCK TRANNIES
FUCK NO-LINKIES
FUCK BIDEN
AND
FUCKKKKKKKKKK JANNNIIIIIIIESSSSSSSSSSSS

>> No.21335259
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>>21334882
Extremely based anon, you are an inspiration to us all

>> No.21335287

>>21335175
Any tax over $1000 has to be paid quarterly.
I am going to owe the IRS around $12,000 at least, not counting the rest of the years gains. I'm going to pay $5500 Q3 (by September 15th) and $5500 Q4 (by January 15th). Then the balance at tax time. Plus I have to pay my state $850 for Q3 and Q4!

>> No.21335304

>>21334296

Where you meme flag?

>> No.21335322
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>>21335226
ENCORE ENCORE BRAVO MERCI MERCI

>> No.21335364

>>21335226
That's what I was waiting for.

Absolutely based (and quite possibly redpilled).

>> No.21335376

>>21335287
Do you use any tax software? Or do you have an accountant?

>> No.21335394

>>21335376
I am an accountant. I use IRS fillable forms website.

>> No.21335466

>>21334575
Based.

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>>21334882
as a 5 link poorfag, thank yuo basedanon

>> No.21335636

>>21335394
Oh haha well that makes it easier

Is bitcoin.tax acceptable for straightforward stuff? I'm planning on just exporting my binance and coinbase trades and uploading them there

>> No.21336679

>>21335636
I'm not sure, never used it. I kept a text file that had all my crypto trades and used that to figure my basis and gains / losses.