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I don't have a girlfriend my hand is my only lover

>> No.21298717
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21298717

>>21298696
This wouldn't be an issue if you bought Chainlink

>> No.21298747

>>21298717
I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker

>> No.21298879

>>21298696
>>21298717
That's right, if you'd bought Chainlink and were a cool and handsome Chainlink holder, you'd have lots of hot girlfriends and would scare away the bad people who are likely weak handed cult followers of other coins

>> No.21299138

>>21298717
Holy fuck good selection of bros there faggot

>> No.21299155

>>21298696
Then take good care of your hand.

>> No.21299892

>>21298879
Dude I'm from a low middle-class family me and my brothers and sisters played hide and seek, at least I have good memories of my childhood bitch, my favorite toy was my fucking firetruck bitch I used to play with that motherfucker all day long until I learned about sex from the sears catalog and I played with my motherfucker all day long, about 10 times a day man, all year long

>> No.21299932

>>21299155
Everytime I hear that fucking shit a tear comes to my eye

>> No.21300059

>>21299932
Why the fuck did leonardo di caprio have to die

>> No.21300166

>>21299892
You had an idylic childhood that many can only dream of, you crazy bitch, I never had a toy firetruck, I remember one day a kid brought his toy firetruck to school, it was *the* toy all the kids wanted, the toy, man, nobody was allowed to touch it, he became king that day

>> No.21300273

My gf just dumped me because I had no ambitions or whatever the typical roastie reasons are but she doesn't know I have a big link stack, guess I filtered out a gold digger.

>> No.21300604

>>21300273
I'm not afraid to say that I'm a sensitive guy sticks and stones break my bones but it's the words that make me cry.

Like that time in grade 3 when a girl called me stupid face she really hurt me, why she call me stupid face, is my face stupid? how is that even possible, a person can be stupid but a face that's impossible!

>> No.21300710

>>21300273
No why would she want to be with a loser. She did nothing wrong.

>> No.21300845

>>21300710
Shit happens all the time and you learn to deal with it