Crypto Security

[Anonymous No.21287813]

What steps can I take to assure my assets won't be stolen? I'm paranoid.

[Anonymous No.21287840]

Use a nano ledger and the chances of getting hacked are almost zero

[Anonymous No.21287898]

Always use 2fa

[Anonymous No.21287947]

Store your private key on a thumbdrive or use a paper wallet

Don't do stupid shit on the computer that you use for crypto. Probably never use your phone for crypto because it is a lot less secure than you think it is

[Anonymous No.21288005]

>>21287813
paper wallet and encode your seed phrase with an enigma machine with settings related to something only you would know. After encoding, bury each word of your seed phrase across the world in places no one will look. If you ever forget your seed phrase, just be glad that no one can steal your assets, not even you.

[Anonymous No.21288012]

>>21287813
save it in various places, like thumb drive, email, and so on, but change one or two letters or numbers that you will be sure to remember.

[Anonymous No.21288027]

>>21287813
ill look after them.

[Anonymous No.21288133]

>>21288027
Very good service sirs. Just post private keys and we move to secure vault in Switzerland to keep safe. Then you just let us know when you want them back. No fees.

[Anonymous No.21288147]

>>21287840
what is a nano ledger?

[Anonymous No.21288195]

>>21288005
I just have shit on my coinbase wallet how do I transfer it?

[Anonymous No.21288235]

>>21287813
as long as you're not actively being a huge gay retard or falling for obvious scams you should remember that its unlikely your fake internet money will be stolen.

that said
>always verify binaries when downloading new software, if they are not provided be skeptical. don't be lazy.
>use a separate computer from what you normally use for your fake internet money when making transactions
>get a trezor, or multiple hardware wallets if you have very large holdings
>if you have extremely large holdings its worth considering casa if you want someone to walk you through all the possible ways your fake internet money can plausibly be stolen
>either engrave your key on metal split into pieces or just buy a cryptosteel thing
>consider shamir secret sharing if you are worried about physical security - its on the trezor wiki google it
>consider encoding your seed in the manner of your choosing so that it is otherwise not available in cleartext for an intruder to quickly figure out what it is
>if you do not want a hardware wallet fresh install linux offline, generate keys offline, and sign transactions on this laptop and never connect it to the internet, effectively making it a hardware wallet. you then take the signed transactions to a separate computer and publish it to the chain thus ensuring (or making it more likely, there are never guarantees) your private keys are never on a network enabled device

[Anonymous No.21288270]

>>21288147
>>21288195
i'm upset even if you're pretending to be retarded

[Anonymous No.21288285]

>>21288195
Try getting some Toilet Paper and wiping it off. You can transfer it through the postal service of your choice but it may smell a little.

[Anonymous No.21288328]

>>21288270
yeah hahahaha im retarded, fun and games, answer the fucking question faggot

[Anonymous No.21288347]

>>21288328
i did, comprehensively.

[Anonymous No.21288401]

>>21288347
I'm retarded you are talking to a chad I don't know what any of that means I just want to get it from coinbase to somewhere else safe

[Anonymous No.21288408]

Carve an arduino out of hardwood using a copper knife while inside a faraday cage.

[Anonymous No.21288424]

METAMASK MAKES ME NERVOUS.

[Anonymous No.21288426]

>>21287813
Use Argent.

[Anonymous No.21288459]

>>21288401
how much do you have on coinbase first of all

[Anonymous No.21288472]

>>21288347
you can't help stupid.

[Anonymous No.21288503]

>>21288459
6 gorillion

[Anonymous No.21288529]

Hardware wallet
Paper for poorfags.

I keep mine locked up with one of my guns so if it got stolen I'd probably be dead anyway

[Anonymous No.21288660]

>>21288459
I watched a video on hardware wallets, now I understand what your wall of text means much appreciated

[Anonymous No.21288896]

>>21288660
np bb

[Anonymous No.21288997]

>>21288529
Why? Do your guns kill people?

[Anonymous No.21289047]

>>21288235
Wow I didn't know half that shit was possible. Capped

[Anonymous No.21289299]

>>21288401
send me your crypto and I'll keep it safe for ya

[Anonymous No.21289567]

>>21288997
If I have to take that particular gun out it's to kill a robber or go to the range, so if my wallet is stolen I'm definitely dead.