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What's the best gift you've ever received, biz?

>> No.21278950

>>21278705
my life

>> No.21278984

>>21278705
thats cute, i hope when i make it some girl loves me

>> No.21279009

>>21278950
based

>> No.21279043

>>21278705
receiving the love of god

>> No.21279048

>>21278984
This made me laugh. All you'll get is disdain.

>> No.21279053

>>21278705
That is a pretty based gift

>> No.21279052

fucking onions, this guy deserves to have his wife fucked by BBC

>> No.21279057

>>21278984
You're probably a terrible person, so I wouldn't hold my breath

>> No.21279064
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21279064

Why do these ppl look jewish?

>> No.21279072

>>21278950

Fuck off zoomer

>> No.21279077

>skinny
>strongish jaw
>white
>nice non slut clothes
>kinda retard acting
nice

>> No.21279079
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>>21278705
I can smell the onions from here.

>> No.21279106

>not a puppy
gay and bluepilled

>> No.21279140

>>21279106
imma take a dump inside your dilates anus how about that asshole

>> No.21279180

>>21279072
t. nigger

>> No.21279289

>>21278950
Finding out about link at 25¢
1000 EOY

>> No.21279331

>>21279289
I found out about link only last year after google. Im still grateful

>> No.21279354

Women are legal children.

>> No.21279665

>>21278705
>"What is it... a... ticket for a vaSECTOMY???? :DDD"

>> No.21279707

>>21278705
A honey bun with candles in it when I was homeless on my birthday
Caught me totally by surprise and made me cry like a fool

>> No.21279711

>>21278705
a girls body when she gives herself to me

>> No.21279808

>>21278705
threesome
double blowjob
car
rifle

probably in that order

>> No.21279847

>>21279707
Damn I haven't had a honey bun in a while

How are you doing these days anon?

>> No.21279867

>>21278705
The star trek enterprise when I was 10, fucking thing was huge

>> No.21279977

>>21278705
My parents. I was lucky to be born into a very stable family.

>> No.21279984
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21279984

>>21279052
>>21279079
>NOOOO, YOU CAN'T BE HAPPY AND HAVE A LOVING WIFE, YOU HAVE TO BE A SAD SELF-LOATHING INCEL!!!!!

>> No.21280392

>>21279977
this right here

>> No.21280516

>>21278984

>women
>love

>> No.21280569

>>21279079
No, that's just the sixth pizza you had for the third lunch

>> No.21280581

>>21279707
lol imagine having been homeless and now on 4chan. kys but ifrst, get back to work retard

>> No.21280617

>>21279289
based, being able to admit we all just got lucky

>> No.21280625

>>21279847
Wealthy and comfy. My mindset is so different now that I can pretty much guarantee I'll never be on the street again no matter what. All those guys who did that nice thing for me are dead before age 40 though. They never got it together.

God bless Serg.

>> No.21280707

>>21280581
I have a job and probably more monies than you bud. This was in 2011 or something.

>> No.21280768

Not a one of you has a decent gift story.

Who hurt you /biz/?

>> No.21280858

>>21278705
My mom told me I needed to get a full time job or she'd kick me out the house. I had severe depression at the time. I got a job in an office a few days after that. I can honestly say it's one of the best things I've ever done. Took my mind off thing, taught me how to behave in a professional environment, I'm valued etc. It also gave me good amount of money which I've very successfully invested in crypto. Anyway, the gift she gave was tough love and not being an enabler.

>> No.21280881

unironically: breadcrumbs and memes from this website about chainlink

>> No.21281044

>>21280858
Based, we love our moms

>> No.21281069

>>21280707
fucking lawl. I'll bet you don't.

Salary: $87k since 2015
Your poor ass: homeless in 2011.

lmfao

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>>21281069
You sound like a raging faggot trying to flex an 80k/y job he will probably lose to outsourced chinks in a few years. Enjoy your massive debt, wageslave. Meanwhile this >>21280625
has lived through harsh times and has learned lessons you do not even know exist.

>> No.21281633

This one time someone gave me heroin as a gift and it made me feel so great and warm and fuzzy inside i have no clue why!

>> No.21281689

>>21281374
fucking what? i work in a matrix environment in the pharmaceutical development industry. there is literally 0% chance chinks could be outsourced to this kind of work.

i have literally 0 debt lol, in fact, $400k networth thanks to LINK in the past few days.

defending homelessness is a clear sign of mental illness and cuckoldry. Enjoy your pathetic escuse of an existence, btw women hate you bc you white knight at every turn. KYS virgin

>> No.21281827

>>21278705
russian gf painted pic of a dog I took a picture of overlooking a mountain in sri lanka. I miss her.

>> No.21281832

>>21281689
On a gift thread. When did we all get so mean?

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>>21281689
are you a bernie supporter?

>> No.21281863

>>21278705
I can only feel this level of excitement when my shitcoins moon.

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>>21281689
>defending homelessness is a clear sign of mental illness and cuckoldry. Enjoy your pathetic escuse of an existence, btw women hate you bc you white knight
Those are some INSANE levels of projecting anon. Forgive your mother.

>> No.21281938

>>21278984
this desu
maybe the guy is a low t faggot, but sometimes its nice to see people enjoying their small little world

this website has killed me inside

>> No.21281939

>>21279984
Kek

>> No.21281949

>>21281839
idk, would Bernie tell homless people to fuck off and get a job? Stop being weak pieces of absolute trash and get off their crack pipes, heroin needles and actually contribute something to society?

Nah, didnt think so. Fucking weak ass woke niggers

>> No.21281991

>>21278705
The girl seems really happy that her guy is happy. Pretty wholesome.

>> No.21281996

>>21278705
gamecube from my dad for my birthday
original NES when I was a kid from my aunt. we all used to play it at her house on the weekends, and then she gave me it and me and my mom would try to see who was better at super mario. fun times

>> No.21282044

>>21278705
the christmas i got a ps2

>holy fucking kek

played LOTR that i rented from blockbuster cause my family was too poor to buy the game

it felt like a dream

>> No.21282087

What an absolutely priceless WEBM. The face he makes after only seeing a power cord. Kek hard to even believe it's real. His nice "birthday buttonup" and his wife's austere, modest dress while they sit on their grey couch with throw pillows... it's just too much for me. 100% his wife has cucked him by now. Honestly I'm dying to know more about their private lives.

>> No.21282125

>>21281949
only up to 400k in 5 years.
BETA.

>> No.21282127

>>21282044
i got a ps2 for christmas too, and it broke on the day, as I was playing SSX snowboarding. apparently there were a load of faulty ones manufactured at launch.

>> No.21282206

/biz/ telling me about LINK unironically

>> No.21282213

>>21278950
/thread

>> No.21282257

>>21282127
damm bros sorry to hear that

eventually my ps2 got stolen, when my house got broken into. i remember asking my parents "did they take the ps2...?", but eventually parents got another one

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>>21281689
You're pathetic. People can get fucked by the economy or life in general, being homeless isn't always because someone doesn't want to work. Attacking someone because they've been through shit is a worthless move. I can't imagine how dissatisfied and sad you must feel to lash out at someone.

And absolutely fuck off. You're bragging about an 80k salary. Interns make that.

>> No.21282329

>>21282291
lllllllllllllllllllllllllolllllllllllllllllllll

samefag all over this post. KYS homeless nigger

and while youre at it, all niggers do the same

>> No.21282347

>>21279984
hahah is that a real cat?

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21282386

yikes, disgusting millenials. They gross me the fuck out.

>> No.21282446

>>21282329
>more insufferable than the actual niggers and pajeets that post here
i'm not sure i could be this bothersome if i tried

>> No.21282463

>>21282329
>samefag

Relax idiot I'm not gonna go thru that much effort to trigger your autism.

>> No.21282471

>>21282329
damn dude your insecurity is practically leaking through your keyboard. fucking cringe lmao.

>> No.21282573

>>21282471
>>21282463
>>21282446

SAME FAG SAME FAG SAME FAG SAME FAG SAME FAG!!!!

NANANBOOBOO BOBO

>> No.21282621

>>21281689
when do you plan on selling your LINK?

>> No.21282639

>>21279064
Holy moly is this from /po/? That's funny as heck

>> No.21282711

>>21282621
sold some at $7.99 got the principal out, sold some more at $14.42, only 25% of the stack gone.

Going to sell more around $16 and $22. Will hold 25% until new BTC aths

>> No.21282725

>>21282711
Thank you for your insight.

god speed

>> No.21282741

>>21278705
kek based

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>>21282725
here is my insight:

never fucking selling. that's why i will make it and pharma-nigger will remain a wagie

>> No.21282904

>>21278984
>>21281938
damn what a fucked thread
wtf guys I go to /pol/ when I want to get sad

>> No.21283026

>>21281689
anon, you're a garbage person.
must be a sign when a board of the most cutthroat kikes tells you that.
>btw women hate you bc you white knight at every turn
ya blew it kid, shoulda left the projector off

>> No.21283102

>>21283026
I'm married and get laid daily. Good try tho, you fucking parrot.

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>>21280625
That's really unfortunate about your cohorts. It hurts to see your fellow man not realize the error of their ways and head towards self destruction.


Anyway I'm happy to hear things are good for you pal. And as an early fellow linkie I'm also with you. Bless Serg.

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>>21283102

>> No.21283201

>>21278705
I got a gameboy color at 8. It was nice to have an escape from some hard times. Never forget where you come from, boys. Struggle build character.

>> No.21283248

>>21283185
half as hairy but those eyeballs are spot on!!!!


INB4, i am not a nigger

>> No.21283352

>>21283185
im pretty sure that's an episode from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure

>> No.21283438

>>21278984
That's what I want the most as well

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my parents and grandparents. life could be a lot worse and could still be living in the third world

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>>21278950

>> No.21283537

wave race 64 is the shit

>> No.21283557

>>21282870
imagine thinking holding 25% of my LINK at BTC aths would make me a wagie nigger. bc it will likely be worth $500k after selling nearly $750k worth of LINK

>> No.21283586

>>21283557
god i hate niggers, but what I hate more is watching you poor niggers thinking LINK isn't going to $50.

RIP niggers and RIP your dreams

>> No.21283614

>>21280617
No, what I went through to get here was not luck
Fuk you

>> No.21283691

>>21278705
how big is her dick

>> No.21283753

Passive income of 120000 CHF yearly.

>> No.21283792

>>21283586
i don't think niggers are able to dream, anon.

>> No.21283799

>>21280858
It's not exactly a gift, but I got a similar shittalk from my sister, which put me on a new course in life. I even met my wife after that

>> No.21283871

>>21281938
Fact on the ground is this "low t faggot" is the one with a qt pie girlfriend while you cucks are in denial behind your pervert ideologies. Maybe it's time to adjust your worldview to reflect reality

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>>21278705
The free gift of eternal life thanks to Jesus Christ amen!

>> No.21284147

>>21278705
this is quite sweet. only 4chan knows how to be contrarian and never like or enjoy anything unless its ironically to their own detriment.

>> No.21284167

>>21278705
Nintendo 64 kid and his sister all grown up

>> No.21284210

>>21284147
the problem with this is that Nintendo is now officially a sõy brand. Also he had the stereotypical sõy face. Also we aren't kids anymore.

>> No.21284419

>>21284210
There is no problem with it aside from those you make up in your head about it. Imagine designating some things as 'sVy', and then proceeding to curate your entire life around your self image of avoiding those products. Its an old console from far before the times people on 4chan told you to avoid those things and you started copying them.

He most likely played those games near 20 years ago and spoke fondly of those times. His partner noticed that, and bought it for him to be able to relieve and experience those times again, if only for a short while before his real life commitments get in the road again. The games won't be as good as he remembers, but the thoughtfulness of the gift from his partner, and replaying the games for a small period of time so as to not let those childhood memories fade too quickly are good enough for him.

>Also we aren't kids anymore.
Funnily enough, those who hold that exact attitude tend to be children in their teenage years, who actively push away anything they enjoyed in their early childhood for fear of being judged as juvenile by their peers. Its funny you hold such a groupthink opinion trying to justify not owning 'sVy' products because its what 4chan laughs at presently. Its exactly the opinion a teenage child would hold. You just don't see it :) Oh, the irony.

>> No.21285049

low key jealous of this guy and his gf/wife. She genuinely looks like she is trying to make him happy with that gift. when will it be my turn.