wagecuck thread

[Anonymous No.21267136]

>be me
>essential wagie
>working through this entire pandemic
>due to the nature of my job we handle very expensive material
>have to empty pockets and go through metal detector going in and out of building
>security has to search through what we take out of our pockets
>security constantly cracks jokes and comments about what we have on us
>ask if it's payday if i have a lot of cash in my wallet
>asked me today about a lucky $2 bill i keep in my wallet
i want to kill myself every time i go through security, and that is multiple times a day.

[Anonymous No.21267446]

Essential fag here, I contemplate ending it everyday day

[Anonymous No.21267560]

>>21267446
I'm quitting in January and learning to code. Fuck this shit. People are getting paid a full salary to sit at home doing nothing. I could be getting paid to learn to code if I wasn't essential

[Anonymous No.21267782]

>>21267136
the security fags are lower on the food chain than you, just drag your personal belongings through your ass and laugh at seething cucks while they are sifting through your literal shit

[Anonymous No.21267790]

>>21267560
And you'll find that coding for a living is the same thing.

>t. wagecuck back end engineer

[Anonymous No.21267857]

>>21267790
At least you can work remotely and not have to be amongst subhumans all day.

[Anonymous No.21268006]

>>21267560
>I'm quitting in January and learning to code
All I've thought about this year. I can't handle this shit anymore
>>21267857
Agreed. If I can work from home and listen to music and chill with my dog I don't give a fuck if I have to code all day. Better than half ass working and dealing with retards all day long

[Anonymous No.21268015]

>>21267857
That's a fair point. Even before Corona I worked from home as a way to distance myself from them.
But the constant surveillance by daily SCRUM is really fucking annoying, you though it's smooth sailing? If you don't work, they'll know, and they'll cut you off.
Be careful getting into coding fren, it ain't easier

[Anonymous No.21268102]

>>21267790
I got sacked a month and a half ago, have some 6 months of savings left, should I learn t code? I can't find a job in my industry anymore, and I'd rather die than go back to retail.

[Anonymous No.21268210]

Not trying to be an asshole but truth has to be said
>>21268006
>I don't give a fuck if I have to code all day.
Be my guest, you'll see what I mean after the excitement wears off
>>21268102
Focus on your strengths, with Corona, not many people are being employed, we're in preservation mode.
If you're confident in your logic, then I recommend it.

[Anonymous No.21268399]

>>21268210
Honestly? It's a pipe dream, one with a very shaky foundation to begin with. I can't sit down and concentrate for hours and hours on end, there's just no way.

Nah, I need to figure some other way to live. I'll prolly end up in construction or something, that's more on my intellectual level.

[Anonymous No.21268406]

>>21268210
>you'll see what I mean after the excitement wears off
You're probably right. Looks like every career is a fucking miserable dead end. What the fuck is even the point of life all you do is fucking slave away for 50 years and give half of your money to the IRS

[Anonymous No.21268476]

>>21267136
Working sucks and the jew kikes know it but they still rather be sure their 50th+ generation is rich

[Anonymous No.21268606]

>>21267790
This, coding isn't an escape from wage slaving, it's a whole other subset of bullshit you need to deal with

[Anonymous No.21268734]

>>21268406
Albert Camus and the idea of Ikigai both helped me.
Life has no meaning other than what you manifest; it is inherently absurd. If you wish to live, which is your case, then you must focus on the good, and if there's none, you must create it.
I ain't a philosopher but that's an introduction to my way of thinking. Had "functional" depression for around 2 years until I said "fuck it" and started trying shit.

[Anonymous No.21268808]

>Be me
>22 years old Warehouse frenchfag Night shift
>No liquidity, missing out on the golden bull run
>Only savings are in LINK ( 308 )
>Gaining 1800€/month for 35 hours. Currently only working 18h weeks because fuck you and your revenue little young wageslave, we fuck and dump you
>Looking for second job, full time, so I can hopefully gain more than 3000€/month for 52h cumulated. And so I can invest in LINK, PNK, XSN
>Once again trading time for capital, because fuck you, capitalism is great.
>Hopefully will succeed entering as a airforce pilote in a few months.

For now life sucks

[Anonymous No.21268816]

>>21267136
lol imagine being a wagie in the year 2020

[Anonymous No.21268850]

>>21268406
You have to find you're own purpose. This is the plight of man. Material possessions are empty and meaningless. Collect experiences and be the change you want to see in the world. It's a catch 22 because only after I made millions did I realize it's meaningless. Some people spend their entire lives thinking if they become rich they'll find happiness only to die chasing the carrot. Don't be that person.

[Anonymous No.21268898]

>>21268808
Lâche pas, we're all gonna make it

[Anonymous No.21269061]

>>21268898
Thanks you based frenchbro. How many LINKS ?

>>21267790
So where a low iq with only a high school diploma should start if he wanty to learn coding and be employable ?

>>21268406
It's quite simple really. Work is NOT ENOUGH anymore to make it in this fucking socially atomised society. Only capital is interesting. Goal ? Try to make some capital, find ne of the few good women among the pile of roasties cunt and create purpose

[Anonymous No.21269155]

>>21268850
>Collect experiences
I CANT AFFORD A FUCKING VACATION ALL I DO IS WORK AND EXERCISE REEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.21269277]

>>21269155
You don't need money to travel. Hitchhike and walk. If you just pay to stay at a hotel and fuck around on your phone what kind of experience are you getting? Take risks, meet people, suffer.

[Anonymous No.21269284]

>>21269061
>How many LINKS ?
0, I do enjoy the memes though
>only a high school diploma
I too only have a high school diploma, so I can speak from experience. Lots of online tutorial exist.
1.I'd say start with javascript or python as both are extremely popular in the webdev space. Just be careful of the tutorial hell that entraps many. C is good too but not the best way into the industry. Go to /g/ for more questions, they'll be able to help >>>/g/
2.Make a Github account and build your portfolio, again plenty of tutorial to help you start
3.Start applying though not many people are getting employed these days.

[Anonymous No.21269351]

>>21269284
If you are able to make some `if; do this; else` in any human language and if you understand basic repetition, then you should be good.
Once you know how to combine them together, I'd say it's a good time to start your Github account.

[Anonymous No.21269494]

>>21268850
>only after I made millions did I realize it's meaningless
I don't believe that anyone who was once not rich made millions then decided that having money doesn't matter.

[Anonymous No.21269638]

>>21268015
>But the constant surveillance by daily SCRUM is really fucking annoying
This is my biggest problem with the industry. Especially when you have an OCD scrum master or whatever the fuck they are called.

This is a must read:
https://michaelochurch.wordpress.com/2015/06/06/why-agile-and-especially-scrum-are-terrible/

[Anonymous No.21269703]

How easy is it to get into animating 3D porn?
How profitable? I will do degenerate shit.

[anon No.21269827]

I'll be comfy tonight anons.

[anon No.21269887]

>>21268850
True, but when I was a poor fag, life was pretty fucking annoying so.

You need money to do any of the above, or you will just deal with shit all your life until u curl over and die like a poor fag on SS.

[Anonymous No.21269952]

>>21269494
Haha wouldnt that be funny if like you worked hard to become rich to fill the void and like when you make it you realize you dont have a goal anymore and feel even worse haha

[Anonymous No.21269965]

Laid off master race reporting in. S&P 500 thinks there's another airdrop of tendies incoming.

[Anonymous No.21269969]

>>21269494
then you're going to keep chasing the carrot my friend.

[anon No.21270033]

>>21269969
Either chase that wage cuck 1% raise, or increase size of your massive stack. Being a comfy myself, I have to disagree!

Sorry, but is this a joke anon?

[Anonymous No.21270035]

>>21267790
Corona has only made it barely bearable by just being able to do jack shit and sit in comfy cloths behind your own computer

Don't fall for the programming meme, literally half of the programmers I know have mental issues

[Anonymous No.21270169]

[Anonymous No.21270178]

>>21270035
>Don't fall for the programming meme
Exactly. I don't want to detract people's expectations but it has to be said.

[Anonymous No.21270198]

>>21269965
Got laid off last month, applied to maybe 50 jobs in that time with no bites. I don't mind not working but all my friends and gf are still employed so I feel like a bum just sitting at home all day

[Anonymous No.21270237]

>>21270169
RIP Bizonacci, thank you for everything
>>21270198
Work on yourself. Read, workout, develop skills.
Of course you'll fell like a bum if you just sit around all day. Work does not define you.

[Anonymous No.21270299]

Your a cuck. How you gonna let some 12 dollar an hour rental cops try you like that. One of my co-workers dropped his pants and boxers after one of our security guards kept asking him if he had something in his pockets.

Every time we get a new one, he learns who not to harass. I don’t put up with those hatian retards thinking they are better than me because they have a magic wand.

T. UPS worker

[Anonymous No.21270387]

>>21270198
I don't feel like a bum or a leech. I paid into unemployment insurance and taxes. I'm using the money to improve my financial situation. At least I'm not rioting.

[Anonymous No.21270414]

>>21267136
hey I noticed you have a new credit card. are you having financial problems anon?

[Anonymous No.21270416]

>>21270033
Who says those are the only 2 choices? Don't be such a brainlet

[Anonymous No.21270455]

>>21267560
>>21268006
>>21268102
Learning to code isn't a magic bullet to finding employment.
It's also not that hard anymore.
What IS hard is trying to convince the code monkeys (you people) that you need to get your jobs done sooner rather than later.
While I (management) make all the money and get to leave the office early.

[Anonymous No.21270499]

>>21267560
takes years to get gud

[Anonymous No.21270707]

>>21267790
Comp sci grad here, this is accurate. The days of doing a shit coding bootcamp and immediately getting a job making apps are over. You need to have 3-5 year's experience in twelve different technologies to get entry-level work now.
Corona dried up entry level work in the field. I'm decent but I've been working on contract through the end of the summer. I haven't found anything to follow that up. If you want easy money, do a trade or something.

[Anonymous No.21271079]

>>21270299
If you express discontent with the security procedures you're gone. Shekelstein specifically put these invasion security measures in place to demoralize people. They're only like a year old.
>>21270455
It's okay I have friends in tech, I just need need a few years of experience so I can actually be useful when my friend gets his own VC funding.
>>21270499
Yeah I know but years from now if I don't do it I'll be stuck in the same place. The school I'm going with promises employment and teaches multiple Javascript frameworks as well as Python.

[Anonymous No.21271106]

>>21270237
>>21270387
Thanks anons. I know it's mostly my perspective, I've worked the better part of the last decade so it feels weird not having something to go to every day

[Anonymous No.21271107]

>>21267136

Become a fireman?

[anon No.21271378]

>>21270416

[Anonymous No.21271795]

>>21270035
keep my wireless mouse near me so my laptop doesn't sleep. answer most emails within an hour or so, and slack messages in 30 min. get enough big projects done in a couple hours to be able to coast for multiple days literally. office (now WFH) wageslaving is a meme that I'll milk until I retire due to crypto earnings

[Anonymous No.21271848]

>>21267136
>DUDE JUST WAGE SLAVE FOR 50 YEARS LMAO

[Anonymous No.21271893]

>>21267136
>Tell liberal news your security practices are spreading Covid.
>Security guys suddenly have to change gloves 4000 times a day. Not so funny now.

[Anonymous No.21272065]

>>21267136
Go to kinkos and have them print a plastic card with “your mother will die in her sleep tonight” and carry it with you every day

[Anonymous No.21272069]

>>21269703
I used a to make a grand or 2 a month off of it through affiliate marketing (youtube,seo,etc) back in 2017-2018. Lots of affiliate programs selling that stuff so it's profitable if you can make original stuff because most sites just carry recycled game and videos and shit.

[Anonymous No.21272111]

>>21267560
be careful with the learn to code meme, most of the entry level jobs have been outsourced to India

[Anonymous No.21272374]

>>21267790
The tech industry is chalk-full of subhumans and getting worse everyday

[Anonymous No.21272521]

Wagecucking it will be hell as long as the Jews are in charge.

Remove the kikes from this planet and working will once again have a purpose and you won't consider ending it, at least not constantly.

[Anonymous No.21272531]

>>21272374
All the pajeets invading are the worse

[Anonymous No.21272547]

>>21272374
>>21272111
Wouldn't that mean that people who actually know their shit would be in even greater demand? But I do mean the really good people, so probably not anyone fresh out of a 3 month course.

[Anonymous No.21272552]

>>21267136
You're complaining about having a job
how does that make sense.

[Anonymous No.21272711]

>>21272111
>>21272374

IT and networking is a better meme at this point. Everyone is clamming to be a fucking ‘web developer’ and tech has gotten so pozzed they are only hiring darkies and GiRlz wHo CoDe. 90% of companies don’t need someone who halfway knows react. Nearly 90% of companies require some sort of IT management. Hardware and systems move slower, without libraries and frameworks changing every month.

[Anonymous No.21273082]

>>21272711
This.

Everyone is trying to hop onto coding right now but unless you're really talented (which means you are likely already a coder anyway) you'll just end up as one of the million "web devs" out there.

Networking is the thing to get into. There will be a woeful lack of adequate network engineers as a lot of people managing SMB networks don't know shit. They know how to get something up and running for basic network traffic but as real time systems increase in demand and get more advanced there will be a major lack of educated network admins that can keep up with those needs.

The increasing demand for telecommunications across IP doesn't "just work" on a plug-n-play network that has lots of other traffic demands going on. A lot of network admins have gotten complacent because their job has been easy up until now when all they had to manage was a network where people needed to browse online and send e-mail.

[Anonymous No.21273982]

>>21272711
>>21273082
This is something I’ve been looking into, my IT consultant friend makes a fuckton of money. How do you get into the industry without experience? I have professional experience and a STEM degree so I can at least prove I’m not a total retard, but no IT experience whatsoever

[Anonymous No.21274160]

>>21271079
>If you express discontent with the security procedures you're gone. Shekelstein specifically put these invasion security measures in place to demoralize people. They're only like a year old.
This is real. I work in Intel and "because of coronavirus", they have installed 3D facial scanners at the entrances, claiming that they are only to measure temperature. I always see the mindless drones stop and look directly at it so it processes them and gives a green tick. I always fucking wear sunglasses and a face mask while entering now and quickly autist-walk past them and nobody's called me up on it yet

[Anonymous No.21274547]

>>21273982
Gotta start somewhere, read books, get certs, try to get an entry level job somewhere. If you have a STEM degree then you are probably competent enough to learn networking.

[Anonymous No.21274737]

>>21267136
>security
They are bored constantly give them a break. They do literally nothing for crap wages and 10-12 hour shifts.

[Anonymous No.21275112]

>>21274547
Is this something you can do that is at least partly remote? I currently have a comfy remote job making $40 an hour. I'm deeply fascinated with hardware and networking though.

[Anonymous No.21275332]

>>21274547
What are some good books? Not that anon but I have some nominal IT experience and I think I could roll it into a good entry level job if I learned enough

[Anonymous No.21275473]

>>21271795
I saw some post about an electric device that you put under your mouse and it vibrates every few minutes to make the computer think that you're moving the mouse. It doesn't need any software either so you can easily use it on a work computer and go afk

[Anonymous No.21275535]

>>21274737
I dont blame them, they are just NPCs. They are not doing anything maliciously. I don't want to be around them though

[Anonymous No.21275551]

>>21271848
Whenever I see him I think of his prefrontal cortex shattering.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hv-ODnbbP7U

[Anonymous No.21275787]

>>21273982
>>21274547
>>21275112
>>21275332

As much as they get shit on CompTIA certs are best way to start and a minimum for entry level. Get A+, linux/network/security and you’ll at least not be completely worthless. If you’re serious about networking Cisco CCNA is mandatory. Cyber security is hot shit so look into pen testing once you have the basics down.

[Anonymous No.21275830]

>>21272547
>has no experience
>literally buying into the learn to code meme
>thinks he knows his shit enough to be in demand
lol

[Anonymous No.21275850]

>>21275787
Also a lot of companies need people competent in cloud, but that’s getting into devOps a little bit. Understanding AWS will make you money.

[Anonymous No.21275933]

>>21268399
construction isnt bad if youre in the right scope. military is pretty easy money if you know what youre doing.

>>21268406
χριστός

[Anonymous No.21276382]

>>21275112
>I currently have a comfy remote job making $40 an hour.
You are a genuine, 100% legit retard if you leave a 40/hour, WFH job for entry-level IT.

[Anonymous No.21276479]

>>21267136
Yeah, fucking waging in 2020. It's safe to say I'm never working again if I have to abide by corona restrictions and wear a cuck muzzle. I already despised the overwhelmingly feminine workplace culture, corona pushed me over the edge. It's looking more and more like it's time to fake mental illness for perma gibs.

[Anonymous No.21276562]

>>21275787
Nice, I'm going to start studying up on the CompTIA A+. Appreciate the suggestions anon, I'm glad to have something specific to work towards

[anon No.21276588]

Imagine waging in 2020 haha, somebody gotta do it though.

[Anonymous No.21276619]

>>21276382
I mean if I can learn and go to some job sector which has a 250k salary and rock solid job security I don't mind starting over a bit. Plus I could prob start my own consulting company.

[Anonymous No.21276693]

Every day I thank based Sergey for allowing me to quit my job

[Anonymous No.21277059]

Wagecucking is only for making investment money when you can't get gibs. It's not supposed to be your whole life.

[Anonymous No.21277108]

>>21267560
lol I am I have 3 "remote" jobs.

I always balanced them out.

I do no work, I copy paste powerpoints, and do maybe 3-5 lines of code, that's basically a shitty for loop.

The normies all squeel because my fucking for loop statement saves actual hours that are measurable by how much we can reduce operations staff.

I'm in a pretty niche field, but every company uses this product, so I can do it for several companies and sit back and relax because company A paid for the work and my time, company B and C I just put meetings on the outlook and always "overachieve."

Monthly revenue is in excess of 20k, anon.

Good luck learning to code, you're about a decade to late, and I work with people who have been doing this shit for the past two - three decades.

Enjoy the fruit from the forbidden tree, don't be late to work wagie normie cuck.

[Anonymous No.21277236]

>>21267136
I have received 2 verbal offers from the vice chairman of a big brokerage firm to join in September. I've been in talks since January of this year and have done about 6 different interviews and given them 4 different recommendations from other leaders in the industry. Bumping up my salary from 40k to 65k plus 50% comissions on deals I bring in. The vice chairman gave me a couple hundred dollars to take a course online to learn the program he needs for his team.

Last we left off in our conversation was to reach out at the end of August to begin the paperwork.

You think i'm gonna get the job??? My current job is a small team, so I have been working through the pandemic never missing work.

I am planning on reaching out next week. I hope I get this new job bros, I need it to knock up my wife and start a family.

[Anonymous No.21277492]

So the common recommendation is to devote 10-15% of income to retirement/investments. What is wrong with contributing virtually every spare dollar beyond monthly bills, a bit for fun, a bit for a splurg, a bit for a vaction. For example, I make 4500 a month. 1k living expense, 1k to debt, 500 funny monies. Why can't I throw the remaining 1500 into my stock account and 500 into ponzi shit coin?

[Anonymous No.21277619]

>>21277236
The delay has been from COVID since their office is a big corporation and they have a hundred or so employees at their office. I hope there isnt another quarantine announcement, I want to quit sooooo bad. I keep on having these power move fantasies of quitting going something like this:

>walk directly into my bosses office by passing my manager.
>"Thanks boss for letting me work with you, it has been a good experience, but unfortunately I am going to be taking a different direction in my career and will unfortunately be unable to work with you and the team anymore. I can only stay here for 2 more weeks and I am happy to help with any transition from my absence"
>Dont say anything to my coworkers or manager where I am going
>Ghost them
>Have them check my linkedin incessantly for a few months
>get them to start talking shit about how I am probably working at starbucks
>update my linkedin
>have them shit their pants in envy that I am at one of the best brokerage teams in the nation

PLEAAAAAAAASEEEEEEEE I NEEEED ITTTT

IIII NEEEEEEED ITTTT

[Anonymous No.21277701]

>>21277236
lol a VP grooming you to be a cuck for 65k. Holy fuck, you know how cheap he gets you, he's going to put in a bonus for himself.

6 interviews? god damn, anon. I'm usually given root priv on multi billion dollar companies with just 2, sometimes one.

And you've been in 6 interviews, for 65k?

You're going to get the job cause you're a cuck and you know you're a cuck. So if it cucks like a cuck and walks like a cuck, you're a cuck.

fucking the state of this board.

[Anonymous No.21277789]

>>21277492
Nothing, you can if you want. That's the normie tax though, to buy and be a consumer.

The more you save, the more you invest, the more you can play with and the more quicker you can buy your freedom out of the consumerism lifestyle that your cuck friends do.

Compare yourself to others and see how you can do better.

5yr old car, 10yr old car, vs a new one. Perf.
20-40% of income to savings vs 15%, better.

50%+ more amazing, anon.

It's the secret of "living" under your means, or "below."

Your power level litereally won't even hit on vegetas scouter - that's why thots and bitches work on and hunt them people flush with so little cash.

You tumbled on the secret, fruit of the forbidden tree, etc etc etc you are almost free anon. You know you're shackled, you know how to make your key.

Now do it.

[Anonymous No.21277841]

>>21277701
Then what should I do wise guy?

[Anonymous No.21277875]

>>21277619
Just seeing this makes it more hilariously worse.

You think they give a fuck about you? You make 40k. That's the bare minimum for someone to show up on time, open outlook and reply to a few emails.

Fuck they won't even notice you, you're a replaceable cog in the machine and since you post on here you're probably an autistic fuck too that barely does passable work and they flip a coin every quarter to see if they're going to keep you or fire you.

[Anonymous No.21277944]

>>21277841
Stop sucking dick of your VP by having him give you 1:1 shows where you dance around with words how you're going to be an asset to him, faggot.

Why not actually do some real work, but even then your "wife" is going to cuck you hard as he fucks tyrone because you don't even have the confidence or strength to ask "hey VP, I sucked your cock enough times, can I get that comfy 65K position of being your bitch?"

fucking hilarious anon. Take your meds, dilate, etc.

[Anonymous No.21277953]

>>21277875

[Anonymous No.21278073]

>>21277944
>Stop sucking dick of your VP by having him give you 1:1 shows where you dance around with words how you're going to be an asset to him, faggot.
>Why not actually do some real work, but even then your "wife" is going to cuck you hard as he fucks tyrone because you don't even have the confidence or strength to ask "hey VP, I sucked your cock enough times, can I get that comfy 65K position of being your bitch?"
>fucking hilarious anon. Take your meds, dilate, etc.

Lol

[Anonymous No.21278104]

>>21275787
lol comptia is worthless shit, the number of high school students that have these certs from 'diversity" schools is so high that they are worthless.

The kids, at least get them for free. Meanwhile you're forking out to pay $300-500/each? LOL

Azure/AWS certs payout and actually require you to know how a console works. Yeah, that black box, no it's a shell, no not in windows, lol. faggots.

>>21273082
This is true, I have idiot devs that don't understand how permisisons work, that think because they have visual studio or cocapuff crap they are elite coders as I talk them down and show what a few lines of true scripting can do. These guys don't know what logic is and copy/paste shit from reddit, not even stack overflow.

lol so many faggots in this thread thinking >learn to code is so easy that a buzzfeed journalist can do it.

Thank god, don't give up anons. The more of you that fail, the more evidence I have that my trade is elite for me only and milk my contracts to the tits.

[Anonymous No.21278158]

>>21278104
How much do you make anon?

[Anonymous No.21278203]

>>21278073

K, cuck. lol. A walmart store manager clears 85K first year.

A subway franchise owner clears 120K net, (pretty horrible actually)

a Walmart employee, makes $15/hr, which is about $31,200.

You barely make 50% more of a walmart employee for the amount of cock sucking you have to do is 10x worse. And your 100% double it gig is going to be much more.

[Anonymous No.21278238]

>>21267136
>Been at my company a year
>Company that I work for was voted one of the best companies to work for in my industry.
>That was like 10 years ago
>Fast forward to now, all of the veteran employees tell me how the whole company has gone down the shitter.
> Company offers very little to no room for advancement, which means nobody has any motivation to do more than the bare minimum.
>For some reason, management can't figure out why nobody gives a fuck and puts in no additional effort.
>New employees getting fucked over, being forced to do more for the same pay, while the old boys live it up and won't fucking retire.
>mfw just trying to wagecuck here another year to "get my 2 years in" so I can go someplace else.
It's all so tiresome

[Anonymous No.21278277]

>>21278158
My LLC cleared 320K net last year, I've surpassed that this year by end of Q2. Forecast is looking comfy at 440K.

You can sit there and post memes all day anon, but in the end you're not only a cuck, you're a crypto, linkless non-holding normie that isn't even worthy of being paid big boy tendies.

And that's okay, that's all you're good for.

[anon No.21278281]

>>21278203
Nobody cares

[Anonymous No.21278350]

> Studied shit degree at uni
> did placement year, taught myself BI as nobody was doing it at company
> stayed PT in final year, went FT after graduating
> Joined huge consulting company, doing SQL, Python and Requirements
> Now manage a team of brogrammers, talk to stakeholders, demo them PoCs, crunch numbers to help sales, upsell micro pieces of work

Gonna quit soon at start on my own, shit you guys have no idea how little older millennials and boomers know about data driven insights. I’ve worked with many m, and they’re always so fucking blown away when I show them that a rise in X can cause Y’s sales to increase or whatever, really basic shit. Fuck doing anything complex, pick the low-hanging fruit and make a killing

[Anonymous No.21278428]

>>21278277
>>21278203
Do you have anything constructive to say? I graduated a year ago, own a house, and I am married and hopefully I can start a family soon. What exactly is your business?

[Anonymous No.21278465]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpZLeBZSun8
I can't help but think of this whenever I see wagiewojak...

[anon No.21278572]

>>21278428
His business is inflating his ego on 4chan

[Anonymous No.21278660]

I make £2000 per year

yes, £2000. I want student life to fuckin end

[Anonymous No.21278735]

>>21278660

The first step is getting out of the shithole that is the UK.

[Anonymous No.21278746]

>>21278572
It is so hard to break into brokerage, especially now with covid shutting down offices. If I get hired this September, it will be the Gods doing and I will for sure knock up my wife and start a family 2021. 1 measly deal will double my salary each time.

I bought an old school type writer from 1946 and I am going to write one letter a day to principals as a way to break the ice when I cold call them to try and get them to sell their property.

Nigger bully's on 4chan cant get me down. I've been riding 20 miles a day on my road bike getting /fit/, tending to my bonsai garden every day, clearing out my garage to make a home gym, and I spearfish on the weekends to bring home fresh meat like a true chad. We are all gonna make it bros, trolls can't get me down.

[Anonymous No.21278757]

>>21278277
>My LLC cleared 320k net last year
Trump's gonna fuck you . Asian piece of shit.

[Anonymous No.21278784]

>>21267136
Just escape by buying LOKI with a p2p loan

[Anonymous No.21278822]

>>21267560
As somebody who quite programing don't. The market is so saturated with programers and pajet code monkies that you will go back all the way to min wage on startup. Unless you are really hot shit programer can do work of multiple people and has nothing better to do than sit in work all day you will ednup being miserable. Did work before for one of the big companies and was making really nice money. But realistically I was there from 7-20 everyday where I would only be paid from 8 to 5 but when you get a deadline you better hit it no matter how unrealistic it is. The problems started when I wanted to take a holiday in the middle of a project. You could be joggling between multiple project which is normal. I was advised that if I take a holiday while project X is in this very important phase it might look like I don't really care about my work and it will look bad on my evaluation if I'm thinking to get a bonus or advance my position. I did some freelance work on my own like setting up websites and eshops and it was much less stressful but money wasn't as good.

[Anonymous No.21278825]

>>21268102
Exact same position as you.
I have maybe 9 months of being conformable then i'm running on fumes and will have to find a wagie job again.
I have been doing a web dev course and Udemy.
Hope this shit works.

[Anonymous No.21278923]

>>21278735
oh thats the plan dude, i studied late i already have a career waiting back in japan. just gotta get through this then i can leave permanently

[Anonymous No.21279075]

>>21272547
Yes. If you have let's say 10 years in a recognisable international company every door is open. But if you are a bottom scrub prepare for unpaid internship and number of years on minimum pay for crazy hours. That's only if you have a min of a third level degree. Since there is so many people in the IT entry levels positions are terrible. Unless you are doing the gender / race quotas. Remember a girl that was absolutely terrible. Even had to repeat the year because had problems with basic concepts such as loops and oop but got a internship in Women of IBM or whatever it's called nowdays and she is a senior project manager nowdays.

[anon No.21279104]

>>21278923
Japans pretty expensive too, but I'm sure you got it all figured out.

I'm in UK too

[Anonymous No.21279117]

>>21279104
We're all gonna make it bro

[Anonymous No.21279173]

>>21278660
Tough times for UK ahead. Brexit on the end of year and nothing in place. UK and Roi will be hit with bad bad recession

[Anonymous No.21279186]

>EE in construction
>Classmates too Spergy to make it in the industry, minimal competition
>Report to one old guy who tells everyone else to fuck off, i have maybe 1 meeting a fortnight
>everyone thinks electricity is magic and doesn't question my work
>get paid a lot

Pretty good life so far, can be a bit stressful when shit hits the fan though

[Anonymous No.21279266]

>>21277789
Based anon

I'm saving just over 50% of take-home pay, plus the 15% that goes into superannuation pre-tax. We're all gonna make it.

[Anonymous No.21279379]

is everyone here stem? i was a history major in college.

[Anonymous No.21279658]

>>21267136
Could not imagine doing work like that.

The most Kino job I’ve had was when I worked for a company out of Boeing Field that handled every kind of plane from movie helicopters to 747s for the red socks to local boomers and their little sport aircraft.

[anon No.21279731]

>>21279173
Yes, although it is much worse if you are reliant on normie means of meeting ends.

For individuals like myself whos business is global outside of UK, not such a biggy.

Here, think most of the population is sick to death of hearing drum banging about brexit. 5 years of brexit bitching now. In that time I already made it lol

[Anonymous No.21279765]

>>21275535
put a fucking analog watch under it. even easier, if you prop up the mouse just a little bit the laser freaks out and jiggles itself.

[Anonymous No.21279907]

>>21270499
There are people who makes thousands of dollars a month selling websites that are just edited css templates.
The kind of shit you could learn in a week.

[Anonymous No.21280047]

>>21278238
same. no one at the office puts in any more than needed because there's no compensation for it. small wagies leave, responsibilities transferred to older guys with no compensation. boss is a cheap middle eastern guy who doesn't even offer 401k. at least he values loyalty, some guys there do bare minimum and take home over 100k

decent health insurance, and i get to work from home trading shitcoins managing people, but it's fucking empty work. at least i've got something now though.