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[Anonymous No.21264516]

someday we'll all be dead

[Anonymous No.21264532]

>>21264516
How do I profit off this?

[Anonymous No.21264546]

ngmi

[Anonymous No.21264553]

finally someone posting something positive to this board

[Anonymous No.21264567]

>>21264516
Death is not real.

[Anonymous No.21264569]

>>21264553
kek

[Anonymous No.21264591]

>>21264516
speedrun it

[Anonymous No.21264594]

>>21264516
Hopefully soon

[Anonymous No.21265019]

>>21264553
Kek. Nothing to fear from death other than having spent life unlived frens

[Anonymous No.21265051]

>>21264516
Speak for yourself

[Anonymous No.21265055]

>>21265019
We can’t do anything anymore anyways cuz of corona

[Anonymous No.21265062]

>>21264516
HAHA I HAVE HAD TO ENDURE SO MUCH SHIT IN THIS LIFE THAT WHEN I THINK ABOUT IT AND I DIE ALL I CAN DO IS LAUGH AT DEATH

[Anonymous No.21265070]

>>21264516
the moment you "die" you just take the VR glasses off

[Anonymous No.21265071]

Good

[Anonymous No.21265106]

>>21264516
You probably think like that is going to happ n like in a few decades
It's strange when you know that you will be dead soon
I have been drinking heavily since 2008 2/3 times a week until I pass out. By now my liver is probably death. Worst thing is that I can't stop
I don't want to stop too.

[Anonymous No.21265127]

>>21264567
Death makes angels of us all and gives us wings where we had shoulders smooth as ravens claws.

[Anonymous No.21265131]

NOT MY MOMMY

[Anonymous No.21265165]

>>21265106
your liver regenerates

[Anonymous No.21265166]

>>21265055
except war with the true virus - China

[Anonymous No.21265173]

>>21265106
what if suddenly you become rich and you know you fucked up your liver and you will not be able to enjoy it?

[Anonymous No.21265174]

>>21264516
My only wish is to die in my sleep

[Anonymous No.21265200]

>>21264516
At least I'll be rich...

[Anonymous No.21265198]

>>21265165
>your liver regenerates

yes if you cut half of it off it regrows. This does not mean your liver can sustainably support chronic alcoholism

[Anonymous No.21265205]

>>21265165
is that like Cell from Dragon Ball Z? That dude is insane, chop off his arm and it fucking grows back!!!!

[Anonymous No.21265218]

>>21265173
Just get a new liver

[Anonymous No.21265238]

>>21264532
Jesus.

[Anonymous No.21265248]

>>21264516
No, we'll be enslaved 4IR immortal cyborg hybrid freaks of nature by mandatory state edicts before that.

[Anonymous No.21265268]

>>21264516
the sooner the better

[Anonymous No.21265278]

>>21265205
His is name is Piccolo DICK.

[Anonymous No.21265357]

"Cowards die many times before their deaths; The valiant never taste of death but once." - William Shakespeare

[Anonymous No.21265386]

[Anonymous No.21265392]

>>21264516
Drns

[Anonymous No.21265426]

>>21265278
sorry I mixed up the characters, no need to yell at me! APOLOGIZE AND SAY SOMETHING NICE TO ME INSTEAD!

[Anonymous No.21265444]

>>21264516
thankfully, I can't stand 30 years with this shit, I couldn't imagine eternity.

[Anonymous No.21265467]

>>21265426
Put 10 000 linkies in the bag and we can talk.

[Anonymous No.21265485]

>>21265173
Pay for a Philippine healthy liver just like Soros does.

Anyway, I won't be rich. Ever
Even with lottery, my bitcoins and link

[Anonymous No.21265506]

>>21265444
YOUR LAST THREE DIGITS ARE ALL THE SAME!!!! HOW DID YOU DO THAT???!!!

[Anonymous No.21265547]

>>21265467
I can barely afford 10 linkies, and still being nice can't be bought! If you do nice, contrary to our evolutionary nature, you get to know God, try Jesus' way instead.

[Anonymous No.21265580]

>>21264516
Based

[Anonymous No.21265585]

>>21265485
stop and turn your life around, step by step, then see what you can do to restore your health as much as possible, what you gotta lose? if you keep heading the way you are now, you might end up dead soon!

[Anonymous No.21265601]

>>21264516
I think you used the wrong Pepe friend

[Anonymous No.21265622]

>>21265547
I'm religious as FUCK. Also I didn't write Piccolo, DICK. I wrote Piccolo DICK, as in the name of the character is Piccolo DICK, which is a reference to piccolo fucking Vegeta.gif daily dose of green and purple. Fuck sakes, man...

[Anonymous No.21265632]

>>21265019
I still have nightmares about my wasted young years

[Anonymous No.21265717]

>>21265622
oh sorry I didn't know that, I thought you were calling me a dick, I forgive you, let's be Frens...

[Anonymous No.21265754]

I can't wait

[Anonymous No.21265758]

>>21265632
if you keep looking at the past, you allow it to destroy today and tomorrow, stop is now!

[Anonymous No.21265770]

>>21264516
the greatest joy from life i've found comes from
>giving and helping others

these are the happiest, wealthiest, most fulfilled individuals

this is the way to fulfillment

[Anonymous No.21265791]

>>21264516
I LIVE I DIE I LIVE AGAIN

[Anonymous No.21265819]

>>21265717
Anytime, bro.

[Anonymous No.21265852]

>>21265770
Are you sure it’s not this?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=dmxXvyMX1Kk

[Anonymous No.21265909]

>>21265770
unironically true, through billions of years of evolution we are programmed by nature to be selfish individuals, like Lucifer we try to be our own God, that is Lucifer his political agenda, Jesus showed us a different way, summed up like, love God above all and your neighbour like yourself. It's contrary to our nature to do good, it is considered weakness and foolishness by the world, but if you act according to the principles of Jesus, God comes to live inside you and your mind is connecting to the spirit of God and you live a fulfilled life. So unironically people who try to make themselves happy at the expense of everybody else end up being unhappy, and those people who try to make others happy end up happy instead.

[Anonymous No.21265926]

>>21265791
why am i laughing like a retard at this post 1000 keks anon

[Anonymous No.21265942]

>>21264516
I wait for the Lord to take me away from this plane of suffering.
If you have accepted the son of God, Jesus Christ, as your savior, death is nothing more than another transition leading you to eternal bliss.

[Anonymous No.21265947]

>>21265819
still amazing, Picollo was able to regenerate body parts. It has never been shown on CNN though, I guess that's why it's called fake news.

[Anonymous No.21265959]

>>21265909
giving and helping gives me joy

but honestly, if giving and helping ultimately did not benefit me, i would probably do less of it

so in that sense, i am giving and helping others with some underlying selfish intentions

[Anonymous No.21265963]

>>21264516
>implying I won't use my LINK gains to cryofreeze, get them to wake me up after 30 years of advancement, buy up all the life extension technology & live to see the death of the universe & re-emergence of the next cycle

[Anonymous No.21266033]

>>21265942
Jesus taught a resurrection at the end of the world and a final judgement in which the lost and the devil and his angels are being judged and annihilated. Those who are saved receive eternal life on the new earth. The idea that you go straight to heaven or hell is Hellenistic Greek philosophy. Bart Ehrman wrote a book about heaven and hell from a critical historical perspective. So death is like a sleep till you wake up.

[Anonymous No.21266099]

>>21265959
that's honest, it's your natural ego involved, but at least you submit to the higher principles of giving and thereby God, at the resurrection you will receive a new body without the sinful selfish desires. Right now human beings are both the devil and Jesus blended into one.

[Anonymous No.21266117]

>Feel genuinely angry that the world is run by ruthless psychopaths
>Remember that they die too

Death is more of a comfort to me than a fear.

[Anonymous No.21266257]

Then an infinite afterlife. You'll be fine. If not you don't know your dead. Win win.

[Anonymous No.21266367]

>>21266099
I think the general lesson from religions is
>Treat others as you would want to be treated yourself

It seems, in general, the proportion of someone's success (happiness, wealth, career, relationships) is directly correlated to how much they "give" and "help" others

It basically comes down to, are you doing things with the intention "helping others" or "helping yourself" or both?

I think a good ratio is
>80% helping others
>20% helping yourself

*comes from a chapter in a book "barking up the wrong tree"

[Anonymous No.21266416]

>>21264532
Cemetery maybe?

[Anonymous No.21266460]

>>21266367
I agree with those insights, however I think the ratio should be relative. Like if you are a billionaire 95 percent and 5 percent helping others, if you barely able to live not much is required, maybe 10 percent helping others 90 percent helping yourself

[Anonymous No.21266517]

>>21264516
It’s ok OP, I used to be 12 once too

[Anonymous No.21266552]

>>21264516
you're right OP. i am going to heaven though, you are going to hell because you are a faggot

[Anonymous No.21266556]

true

[Anonymous No.21267067]

>>21266460
Agreed. Good insight

[Anonymous No.21267091]

>>21264516
Alcor Cryonics.

[Anonymous No.21267235]

>>21267091
>>21265963

[Anonymous No.21267904]

>>21265106
I got down to 3-4 drinks a day with la croix in between, try cutting back at least. I can't stop and don't want to either but you can cool your jets

[Anonymous No.21267933]

>>21264516
We'll LIVE 50% more than normal people though.

[Anonymous No.21268007]

>>21267235
Turning out water molecules into a crystalline structure does massive damage to every cell we have. We're a long way off but eventually in a few hundred years, yeah

[Anonymous No.21268349]

>>21268007
>30 years passes with exponential tech shifts
>nanotech repairs the cellular damage
problem solved