/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.21219577]

What does it feel like to ejaculate deep inside a woman's vagina?

[Anonymous No.21219607]

>>21219577
regret

[Anonymous No.21219626]

it feels like profit

[Anonymous No.21219627]

>>21219607
kek

[Anonymous No.21219641]

>>21219577
Without a condom? Best feeling in the world.

[Anonymous No.21219649]

i dont know

[Anonymous No.21219654]

>>21219577
a bit like drinking a nice glass of sweet iced milk tea on a hot day X1000

[Anonymous No.21219687]

>>21219577
Just imagine someone loving you at the same time as you cum 10x better than you do during masturbation
God i love my gfs tight pussy

[Sage No.21219730]

>>21219607
Absolutely this

[Anonymous No.21219748]

>>21219577
Like warm apple pie

[Anonymous No.21219798]

>>21219577
You need to get some pussy bro fr

[Anonymous No.21219842]

>>21219577
You forget about everything and just go on instinct, and then when you're shooting I have to stop the movement because it's just so sensitive, but the girl usually keeps moving.

[Anonymous No.21219846]

The seconds while it’s happening, bliss.

Post clarity nut will keep you awake at night hoping you didn’t make a nut goblin.
2 years later I now suffer with an autistic daughter. Just nut into the toilet, stay away from women.

[Anonymous No.21219880]

>>21219577
I only know what it feels like to ejaculate shallow inside a woman's vagina

[Anonymous No.21220014]

You know when a man ejaculates deep in your ass? Well take that and flip it around, and you have a fair representation.

[Anonymous No.21220207]

>>21219842

Usually keeps going while giggling n you're just twitching like a damn fish.

[Anonymous No.21220302]

>>21219577

Depending on the women, Jesus, maybe even God is present whether you're a believer or not.

[Anonymous No.21220381]

>>21219846
This pretty much sums it up. The last time I barebacked a gf (who claimed to be on the pill) about two months later she was late. Turns out it was a false alarm, but as a result I came to the decision to never leave birth control to a woman. Condoms suck but it’s not worth the risk. Sorry about your daughter btw

[Anonymous No.21221072]

>>21219798
you listen to rap

[Anonymous No.21221886]

>>21219577
Like holding LOKI. It's just comfortable knowing you've secured your future and have done your duty.

[Anonymous No.21221919]

>>21219641
This

[Anonymous No.21221964]

>>21219577
fucking incredible bro fuck anyone who says sex is overrated, there is no better feeling than slipping in a wet pussy while your drive has you going bonkers.

[Anonymous No.21222059]

Costs about 200 dollars to find out

[Anonymous No.21222087]

>>21219641
Wrong. Heroin tops it.

[Anonymous No.21222103]

>>21220381
My ex had to get a hysterectomy when she was a teen because of cancer so she was infertile. That meant once we were in a serious relationship we never used condoms and I got to coom balls deep in her every time with no pregnancy scares. That was awesome while we were together but after we broke up and I had to use a condom with the next girl I struggled to get hard after being spoiled by years of barebacking. Honestly I'd rather get a blowjob than have sex with a condom.

[Anonymous No.21222176]

>>21219577
it feels amazing, my gf has been on the pill too long tho and didn't take a break so is off it now. Condoms suck but she gives great head at least.

[Anonymous No.21222288]

>>21219607
Truth

>>21219641
That's a meme. Youngling detected.

[Anonymous No.21222439]

>>21222103
nothing beats raw but custom size condoms with a tiny bit of lube inside are pretty close, look it up, huge difference to when you just use gas station condoms

[Anonymous No.21222479]

>>21219577
dude if you really need twat, learn how to be an asshole, workout and send this EXACT message to every chick you match with on tinder. "wanna be my baby momma ::wink tongue emoji::. You will get twat. Snapchat them for 5 minutes, confirm pic, ask them to if they want to chill rn. Theyll say yes. Dont talk when they get there, ask them if they want to chill and watch some shit. Dont talk. If you arent smooth JUST SHUT UP. Get into your bed with only your pants and a t shirt on. The second they sit down you need to break the ice by just saying straight up - i dont let people wear pants in my bed. Take you hand and grab their ass, use your other hand to hold their neck and start slowly kissing them. If you dont know how to kiss, then just hold your breath and every 10 seconds or so move your mouth to their neck and lick it a little with the tip of your tongue up and down the side of it. give it a SLIGHT nibble and then go back to it. Remove all of their clothing entirely. Learn how to remove a bra and everything with one hand. keep your clothes on still, its a sign of dominance. I really dont feel like going into extreme detail on how to get them to suck your cock. just fucking do your thing, make sure they suck your cock first or its a waste of time. bust nut in them, dont ask questions. never ask questions. just do it. when your done dont fucking talk just fucking make sure you kiss them when youre coming if you do want a return customer. GLhf

[Anonymous No.21222544]

>>21222103
Damn that sounds amazing.

[Anonymous No.21223060]

>>21222103
>>21220381
>>21219846
try animal skin condoms. feels like nothing at all

[Anonymous No.21223165]

>>21219577
It’s a good feeling anon. I haven’t had sex in over a decade but when I was 19/20 I had a gf who was on the pill and I coomed inside her so many times. If you’ve only ever had sex with a balloon wrapped around your penis you’re still a virgin

[Anonymous No.21223242]

>>21222479
This is the most autistic thing I've read in my life.

[Anonymous No.21223246]

>>21223165
p much this
my friend has always worn a condor and he's 35 never came inside a woman ever

[Anonymous No.21223253]

>>21219607
this. So much this. As soon as you release your load, all the feelings of lust fade, then you are left with some entitled roastie whore who wants attention and endless entertainment 24/7. When you release your nut the first time, every time thereafter the whore will make you do more shit just to get some pussy. Then she will get fat and angry and shit test you. Its a trap bro

[Anonymous No.21223271]

>>21219577
Idk why but first time I done it my penis hurt, like there was too much pressure in there and it was pretty hot temperature wise. She was already pregnant (not mine) and was getting rid of it so it was no risk for me. I creampied so much during that time until she had her abortion and split up shortly after.

[Anonymous No.21223359]

>>21219607
Don’t listen to these fuckbois, if it’s in a girl you genuinely like, there’s nothing quite like it. But otherwise yes, you’ll regret pumping your seed into any roastie thot you cum across.

[Anonymous No.21223376]

>>21222479
this anon fucks

[Anonymous No.21223497]

>>21221072
It's actually some cultured shit.
Neck yourself, you ignorant fuck. The world is better without you. Do you even know what the fuck? Newfag

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0ZyNhsBWHc

[Anonymous No.21223558]

>>21223359
>you’ll regret pumping your seed into any roastie thot you cum across
>all women are whores
So yes the anon was right. Fuck off with your fake romantic bullshit. You watch too many hollywood movies. Regret is inevitable

[Anonymous No.21223569]

>>21223242
I agree

[Anonymous No.21223572]

>>21219607
Holy shit this. Why do women want to fuck with people they don't even know? My "girl" friends always deflect me but getting laid with a random whore you don't like its easy, why? I loved them

[Anonymous No.21223613]

Feels good followed by paranoia

[Anonymous No.21223647]

>>21219577
Ask your mom

[Anonymous No.21223755]

>>21222479
Is this copy pasta surely this isn't legit lool

[Anonymous No.21223759]

>>21220381
This except now I have a son.

[Anonymous No.21223890]

>>21222479
uhh...

[Anonymous No.21223910]

>>21219577
>he pulls out
ngmi

[Anonymous No.21223962]

>>21219577
feels better to watch someone else do it (preferably with a big dick) and then eat the the cum out of the girls vagina

[Anonymous No.21223987]

My son was just born last week. Best experience of my life, I feel like I’ve peaked. Finishing inside a woman that you’re deeply in love with, in a stable marriage is one of God’s greatest gifts to you.
Good luck anons, we’re all gonna make it.

[Anonymous No.21224007]

depends on the girl, if you care about her and she's cumming on your dick at the same time it's pretty great, if she's into it but you don't give a shit about her it's still better than jerking it, if you don't care and she doesn't care your hand is better. find a good girl and have white babies (if you're a shitskin do whatever I don't care)

[Anonymous No.21224017]

2329
I've actually counted my number of vaginal creampies from the first one to the current one
started on Jan 9th 2013
about 6-7 years ago
48 women
lel felt like a quadrillion dollars every single time

[Anonymous No.21224025]

>>21219748
This DESU, it's like sticking your dick in a McDonald's apple pie

[Anonymous No.21224080]

>>21224017
how many kids do you have

[Anonymous No.21224134]

>>21219577
like a warm hug all around your dick as you blow your load, pretty good

[Anonymous No.21224180]

Ok heres my opinion. Cumming inside feels really goo, it's like a really smooth elongated orgasm. The actual sex though feels not any better than jerking off.

[Anonymous No.21224258]

>>21222087
Wrong. I love heroin, but busting deep inside a woman you love is something heroin can even compare with.

[Anonymous No.21224372]

>>21219577
Like achieving your biological purpose

[Anonymous No.21224402]

>>21222479
"Just walk up to groups of women and say 'ladies, you are looking good tonight!' and walk away"

[Anonymous No.21224405]

>>21219607
Only if she isn't on the pill. If she is, it feels amazing. I love backing up and watching my cum drip out of her while she rubs her clit.

[Anonymous No.21224415]

>>21224080
just one my current girlfriend
we're not married and she gets free Medicaid
3 months preggo

[Anonymous No.21224425]

>>21224180
nah if she’s wet and you’re into her I disagree I’m a tit man though so sucking on some nice titties while you fuck is bliss

[Anonymous No.21224443]

>>21223376
Yeah, he fucks. Fucks up every interaction with a woman.

[Anonymous No.21224653]

>Aww yeah new match
>wow she actually responded
>want to meet up at her place
>"yeah I'm gonna send this tinder safe code verify at this link"
..everytime when does it end

[Anonymous No.21224785]

I have premature ejaculation and its disheartening

I'm a tall Chadlite so over the past year I've had some hot fuckbuddies who let me nut inside, yet my sex life has been terrible because I cum in literally 5 seconds, and the thing is it doesn't feel good at all when I cum. It almost feels like nothing actually. I get all worked up during foreplay for a ruined orgasm followed by shame, awkwardness, frustration and self-hatred.

[Anonymous No.21225026]

>>21224785
I had this issue.

Used this numbing shit called pau yuen tong... You'll use too much even if I warn you, but just need to add a tiny thin coating to around the ridge of your penis head like an hour or so before sex.

Literally couldn't cum when I did this it was scary. Too much though (such as coating the entire head) and it's so numb you can't even get an erection.

Protip though - Most of premature ejaculation is the nervous energy from pre-sex. This goes away with confidence, but it's a vicious cycle where the more you prematurely ejaculate, the more nervous you are (I'd have these weird shivers of excitement and my dick felt like a bomb about to explode).

Now I can have sex with my wife until she orgasms (30-45 mins usually), and don't need to use any numbing balm

[Anonymous No.21225039]

>>21223890
Kek

[Anonymous No.21225092]

>>21225026
I make her orgasm in like 3 strokes

[Anonymous No.21225150]

>>21219607
this, 90% of /biz/ anons fell for the meme and didn't save themselves for marriage

[Anonymous No.21225212]

>>21225092
Spoken like a real virgin 13 year old

[Anonymous No.21225217]

>>21219577
feels great.

[Anonymous No.21225302]

>>21224025
that's why I don't eat at McDonalds you fucking sicko employees

[Anonymous No.21225487]

>>21219607
This unironically, sex is good dont get me wrong but once you nutted its over, post nut clarity hits and then you ask yourself what are you even doing

[Anonymous No.21225616]

>>21224443
As long as the penis goes into the female, sex is achieved.

[Anonymous No.21225667]

>>21225150
lmao

[Anonymous No.21225734]

>>21219641
this
>>21219607
followed by this

[Anonymous No.21225959]

>>21219607
only if you stay.
Profiteering tip bois:
>Never do a 23andMe genetics catalogue horseshit thing
>always blast your coom loads in other men's depreciating assets or at least girls not from your home country
only downside really is that there's about 4 different countries I cant return to at this point.

[Anonymous No.21225981]

Sex does not exist its just legend

[Anonymous No.21226004]

>>21219577
I'll let you know in 30 minutes.

[Anonymous No.21226017]

>>21225981
seriously who the fuck would actually engage in that nasty shit its like 1cm from where poop comes out i gag just thinking about it
fucking disgusting savages

[Anonymous No.21226208]

>>21223253
Women are hornier than men. If she is asking you for shit and withholding sex, she is getting her orgasms from someone or something else. You probably only satisfied yourself and didn't get her off.

>>21224405
Rubbing her clit afterward. Failed to make her orgasm anon? Should be rubbing it while fucking it. Or lift her knees toward her shoulders and it makes it tighter and more shallow. You will hit her spot and cause her to shake.

[Anonymous No.21226355]

I am 26 years old and I never even kissed a girl

[Anonymous No.21226469]

>>21226355
i dont recomend it its gross weird and boring

[Anonymous No.21226502]

>>21219577
Feels good man. Especially doggy style where you can grab bobs

[Anonymous No.21226523]

>>21219577
Really nice

[Anonymous No.21226533]

>>21226208
If women were hornier than men. Why is is that men pay for sex (either directly or thru marriage)

[Anonymous No.21226557]

>>21226355
4 more years and you will develop wizard powers youngling

[Anonymous No.21226573]

>>21226469
Kissing makes me drip precum. Get your test checked

[Anonymous No.21226582]

> /biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.21226699]

>>21226533
women can get it whenever they want
men can't
because society for the longest time has dictated that man has to chase after woman, therefore women are perceived more valuable, therefore they can choose who gets to bone them

[Anonymous No.21226719]

>>21226355
Kissing is kinda gross desu, you literally have to kiss girls to indicate you're interested in them though

[Anonymous No.21226779]

>>21226719
Imagine how many cocks have been on her lips if shes 26. By that age you are literally kissing the seamen residue of at least 9-12 other cocks.

[Anonymous No.21226788]

>>21226355
26 is too late. Sorry anon, you blew it. Unless you make millions of dollars, you'll never know what sex with a young hot qt is like. Maybe if you try hard you'll get a nice dried up leftover roastie and make a good stepdad.

[Anonymous No.21226831]

>>21226573
you honestly sound like a serial killer

[Anonymous No.21226859]

>>21226779
I know right, not to mention what other garbage they've put in their mouths lately, disgusting.

[Anonymous No.21226871]

>>21226533
Think about it dumbass, Women can get dick anywhere any time if they want to. Men have to work hard to get some cunt to suck some dick. Women have far more sexual partners than men do.

[Anonymous No.21226880]

>>21219607
based and redpilled

[Anonymous No.21226894]

>>21226533
women only want it from certain men
men will fuck goats

[Anonymous No.21226931]

>>21224415
great job. Bringing in some autistic bastard baby into poverty. You are exactly the type of fucker who should never have children

[Anonymous No.21227014]

>>21226788
every american girl past the age of 16 is a leftover roastie

[Anonymous No.21227042]

>>21226208
Eh some women don't care for much sex bro. I think it's the fat ones who dislike it because they're unhealthy. A very small # of women are hypersexual.

[Anonymous No.21227081]

>>21219577
pretty hot keep doing it over and over and get her preggo and don't stop doing it and suck her fat pregnant tits and never pull out

[Anonymous No.21227117]

Just did it less than a minute ago.

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