/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.21210054]

>tfw bought 20,000 Link Q3 2018
>have a diverse portfolio in shitcoins
>slung coke as a side gig
>caught with 5lbs of cocaine during routine traffic stop
>was told to take plea bargain instead of rolling the dice and get 10+ years in jail
>end up getting 30 months + 5 years probation
>forget about crypto completely
>trade in honey buns, top ramen noodles, and Campbell’s soups
>trade one honeybun for 2 honeybuns the next commissary
>honeybuns are like BTC in prison
>got released last month
>staying with my parents
>log on computer yesterday
>I have almost $300,000

Where to from here? Capital gains would be 10%. I am a felon now so I have to play this game for life

[Anonymous No.21210219]

>>21210054
>Where to from here?
Out of your bed because you just woke up

[Anonymous No.21210253]

>>21210054
hold on and dont sell until at least end of 2021

[Anonymous No.21210450]

>>21210054
Congrats on your partial feedom anon, don't fuck it up.

[Anonymous No.21210471]

>>21210054
wow that's quite an imagination you have there, have you considered maybe Bollywood?

[Anonymous No.21210561]

>>21210054
sell 10%- 30% of your stack for XCM.
It will go 10x-50x until EOY.

With this you can hedge against price dump on Link and diversify.
XCM was recommended by Assblaster in 2018 and the project is gaining traction now

[Anonymous No.21210591]

>>21210054
holy based but wait til pic related

[Anonymous No.21210684]

>>21210054
You literally have the opportunity to have buy a goddamned city and own the police force and the local justice system. You just need to NEVER FUCKING SELL your links.

[Anonymous No.21210774]

Hey OP did your commissary sell Shabangs? This guy I allow to sell stolen household supplies in front of my building always talks about them, says they’re almost worth going back to prison for.

[Anonymous No.21210918]

>>21210774
Naw but I heard about em.
The hot items were sodas, honeybuns, soups, slippers, extra underwear and shirts, and peanut butter.

[Anonymous No.21210966]

>>21210471
>>21210219
Top keks lmao

[Anonymous No.21210985]

>>21210918
Hope you’re eating good now that you’re out.

Stay out of trouble and keep hodling your linkies. Glad you’re out early.

[Anonymous No.21211119]

Don't sell linkies
Wait for staking
Get $1 mill pre tax income yearly from staking (more later)
Give half of that to charities to thank God for what he's given you
Be comfy and worship christ

[Anonymous No.21211266]

>>21210253
worst possible advice ever.

>>21210054
Take profits, acquire property, seach for next big investment.

[Anonymous No.21211648]

>>21210054
>Where to from here
Don't be a dumbass and trade shit like coke, for starters.

[Anonymous No.21211717]

>>21210054
If you just got out of jail I’d probably sell 50k worth or something just to stay out the skreets, other than that just hold until 81k

[Anonymous No.21211738]

no stronger hands than literally not being able to sell

[Anonymous No.21211752]

>>21210591
What is that referring to

[Anonymous No.21211795]

>>21210054
How does $20 billion sound?

[Anonymous No.21211877]

take out enough for a years worth of rent (reasonable, not lavish)
spend a year building an e-commerce site, learning fb ads and product knowledge, try to have that be 90% automated by the end of the year. put all profits back into link and just watch your bags grow. not like you’re gonna be able to get a job worth a shit with your record anyways so just be your own boss

[Anonymous No.21212338]

>>21210774
I work in corrections and have tried them. Imagine a mix of bbq and salt n vinegar chips and that’s the taste. It’s nothing out of this world, but they are pretty tasty.

[Anonymous No.21212359]

>>21211266
yea

>>21210219
kek