HOLY FUCK I found an old CHAINLINK wallet of my uncle Martin

[Anonymous No.21168748]

HOLY FUCK I JUST FOUND AN OLD BITCOIN WALLET!! My uncle died awhile ago and today my aunt called me up and asked me to come over and clean out his room. He had an old laptop and guess what was on it! I remember him talking about some internet money thing but I had no idea he had Bitcoin. I'm fucking rich. I'm ecstatic. I'm so happy and feeling generous so just post your address and I will definitely send you some.

Tell me why you need the money and I'll send to the one who deserves it most, or has the funniest meme.

[Anonymous No.21168772]

LINK wallet

[Anonymous No.21168791]

>>21168748
pic or didn't happen

[Anonymous No.21168800]

I’m going to need to you to copy pasta your brown star for me

[Anonymous No.21169047]

>>21168748
hey anon my parents have been eating my salary
and when i told them 3 years ago buy chainies at 0.02
>"muh crypto is a scam you should go get a job"
i went and got a job still never let me buy it.
and now im fucked.

[Anonymous No.21169130]

>>21168748
Wow those must be extra old LINKs from 2016!! You're a rich man my friend.

My address is ehs372ehsh37282x. Do let me know if you need the private key also. Thanks friendo

[Anonymous No.21169135]

honestly homie got fucked over a bit in some stocks and have been trynna move out of California with what little cash I have so i can make something with myself

[Anonymous No.21169175]

Anon,

I'm working three jobs while studying a STEM double degree with a perfect track record and paying rent. My parents got gutted from work by COVID. The scholarship at the uni I am at barely helps because of how expensive it is and all I want to do is help my parents some and not be anxious about finances for at least 1 day. I'm also mentally disabled so it's harder and harder to cope with COVID, raging customers, and living alone.

If you would help me, I'll genuinely be forever grateful :(

1EhGi29ANRzuPDaZSLH4VtK9M4uotS7Xkv

[Anonymous No.21169191]

>>21169175

my bad; link wallet is

0xd5c9f347566aa97197fc3594582680851a945a04, that was bitcoin earlier

[Anonymous No.21169392]

>>21168748
Xd

[Anonymous No.21169432]

0x4F2716e4cA620F5541F3d1f4022BFa58f0C60387 My bad forgot to upload my link

[Anonymous No.21169711]

>>21168748
I am to poor to afford a wallet.. please can jou post me a linky?

[Anonymous No.21169734]

>>21169711
Ah and xD

[Anonymous No.21169756]

>>21168772
lmao he failed at the pasta try again

[Anonymous No.21169767]

>>21168748
nice pasta

[Anonymous No.21169782]

3Db9yh4GF4zF1boi4w4zcnYW2XgD1Qi2uG BTC


I want magic

[Anonymous No.21169798]

>>21168748
PRAISE UNCLE MOSHE!

[Anonymous No.21169820]

>>21168748

>Bogdanoff sir we found the missing BTC.

Sends the hits teams immediately, I wants deem BTCssssss

[Anonymous No.21169827]

>>21168748
No worries, I have a bitcoin wallet !! My uncle died a long time ago, my uncle called me today and told me to clean her house. It has an old laptop and I can see what it is! I remember talking about online money and had no idea it existed. I am rich, I am happy. I am happy and satisfied, so send me your address and we will send it to you.

Tell us why you want this money, we will send it to someone who deserves better or has an interesting perspective.

[Anonymous No.21169888]

>>21168748
based

[Anonymous No.21169922]

One day, someone is going to post this and it's actually true
And then some random bastard gets sent $1,000,000
Nah, that won't happen

[Anonymous No.21170011]

1AWAsn8rhT555RmbMDXXqzrCscPJ5is5ja

send help. unemployable since covid and on the verge of homelessness.

[Anonymous No.21170037]

>>21169922
i was in bitcoinbillionaire threads all those years ago on /b/. i received fuck all because i guess everyone and everything hates me, but multiple people were legitimately being sent whole bitcoins each, sometimes multiple coins per anon

[Anonymous No.21170062]

>>21168748
I am prince Mbutuu Fwahily formerly of Nigeria. Exceedingly strange circumstances cause me to write to you, as I find I must quickly dispose of a large sum of money.

[Anonymous No.21170111]

>>21170037
Guess it's easy to do when it's not worth much.
I hope a rich person with a sense of comedy does it again someday

[Anonymous No.21170160]

If dubs fake
If trips OP says truth but has to send me 100linkies

[Anonymous No.21170245]

I'm a Nigerian prince and i dont have enough link to cover the chainlink order oracle fees to access my bank account. I have $50 000 000 united states dollars in my bank account so if you would kindly please send me the link required to execute the order I will reward you with 8% of my bank account, or $8 000 000 USD American dollar. Thank you sir, please send link to the following paypal address:

383 Madison Ave, New York, NY 10017

[Anonymous No.21170313]

you people posting your wallets are fucking retarded this is bait by glowniggers or pajeet hackers

[Anonymous No.21170351]

Are you fucking kidding me right now

Is this the top

[Anonymous No.21170495]

>>21168748
I am marrying your aunt, you are going to be my nephew. Gib me coins now.

[Anonymous No.21171147]

>>21170351
>4 threads in the catalog RIGHT NOW saying they'll send you 1 linkie if _______
>not ONE mentions sharpies
yes this is definitely the top see you at 9.50

[Anonymous No.21171215]

>>21169175
Lmao beggar faggot, hope you brain yourself.

[Anonymous No.21171274]

The subject and the text are LITERALLY DIFFERENT YOU FUCKING RETARDS!!!
All of you posting your wallet addresses are going to get banned and your wallets DUSTED! have fun

[Anonymous No.21171283]

>>21168748
HOLY FUCK a bitcoin wallet just flew over my house