CHAIN CHAIN CHAINNN

[Anonymous No.21122729]

I don’t know about you all... but because of Corona this is the first time since college that I’ve felt alive. I have lots of link and been waiting for something like this to happen for 3 years. The point where things get so bad that .01 link will buy me a blowjob from a formerly well to do housewife and her 18 year old daughter at the same time. I’ve been waiting in the shadows laughing at these cuck husbands who buy their wives range rovers instead of buying link... knowing that I’ll be face fucking their wives mouths for the 12.5c it cost me to buy that link.

Just yesterday at Whole Foods I seamlessly entered into conversation about Corona with a roastie milf that had a ring on her finger in the water aisle... and I said this is all a cover for trump to bring us back on a chainlink standard. She started looking at me in amazement like she wanted me to paint her lips in cum. At the end of the conversation I’m like take my number l have plenty of protection and freeze dried food if you ever need it and she took it from me.