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I have a 600 square feet unfinished basement in a college town in rural USA. What's the best way to make money in it? We've got a 200 amp circuit breaker, and it's commercially zoned. I got a buddy who's a welder too. hard mode: no drugs, no renting it out

>> No.21116145

poop in it

>> No.21116150

>>21116114
set up grow room, weed isnt a drug you vanilla faggot

>> No.21116185

>>21116114
Use it to grow bitcorns.

>> No.21116205

>>21116114
There is a LOT of room in there for kidnapped women..... just saying

>> No.21116218

>>21116114
Indoor ranching

>> No.21116249

>>21116114
Put $3,000 into fixing it up and host parties with $5 entrance fee.

>> No.21116262

Gay sex club

>> No.21116281

> convert the basement to a time machine
> go to the past
> buy bitcoin
> profits

>> No.21116284

Depends on how much money you have to spend on it
If you have a welder I assume you have at least 2k so its a ez fetish dungeon you can rent to degenerates its a studio for music if you insulate it properly
If you are doing e-commerce it's plenty of storage

>> No.21116321

>>21116249
you'd have to hire a DJ, promoter some hookers to work the crowds and a bartender, its got potential but its not enough space for a proper party 2bh

>> No.21116382

>>21116114
turn it into a racewar bunker
load it with food, guns and ammo
you'll thank me in 5 years

>> No.21116408

Unironically mushroom farm. Make oyster or some other fancy variety and the flushes could be sold to grocery stores at $3/lb. Looks like you could grow hundreds of pounds per flush, which lasts about a month.

>> No.21116421

>>21116321
just host a covid party

>> No.21116429
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21116429

have basement shows for bands

>> No.21116447

>>21116321
You think college kids care about that shit? Just need some cool lights and music and alcohol.

>> No.21116468

>>21116150
this. dont be a faggot. i know ppl who grow in their garage and rake in 50k every 2 months.

>> No.21116482

>>21116114
Snuff films.

>> No.21116499

>>21116114
set up a microgreen farm and you can make 5k a month in that space no problem with about an hour a day of work

>> No.21116510

>>21116114
Buy pnk and just sit and drink beers or something. By 2022 you’ll be richer than a bitch.

>> No.21116545

>>21116482
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>> No.21116577

>>21116408
Since I'm kind of in a rural area don't you think I'd have a hard time finding a buyer?

>> No.21116632

turn it into a pay to poop toilet station
put up a big billboard nearby
you'll make millions

>> No.21116647

>>21116321
yeah unfortunately the ceilings are a bit low for a party space

>> No.21116709

>>21116647
dwarfs party space

>> No.21116887

That's a lot of space for growing weed just saying

>> No.21116925

>>21116709
party zone for midgets, get government grant for and good press for doing something for them. great idea

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>>21116632

>> No.21117039

>>21116114
Public workspace/office with $5 coffee

>> No.21117048

>>21116114
3d print Sorority dildos with insignia.
Grow mushrooms (the legal kind) or greens.
Start a cam site after you renovate

>> No.21117165

Fucking mine crypto and sell for eth you fuckhead.

>> No.21117792

>>21116577
Find your closest Whole Foods/Central Market/ other fancy grocery in the nearest city to you. Delivery weekly. Find a farmer’s market. Bougie yuppies pay an insane per poundage for fresh and local. Just scope the market out. First run see if you can grow a tub and eat them yourself and learn how to get the best yield.

>> No.21118219

>>21116114
>Buy cheap sports memorabilia on aliexpress, depending upon your local area.

>redecorate your basement wall to wall in said sports memorabilia.

>Advertise your spot as a bar that serves cheap finger food and drinks on facebook + craigslist

>hire hookers and escorts to mingle with the drunk guys in the crowd.

>have beds ready upstairs, charge hooker price + 10% finders fee

>> No.21118294

Ping pong table

>> No.21118389

>>21118294
Ah, an American classic. Use it for 3 weeks, then list it on a local furniture buy/sell/trade page after 3 years

>> No.21118451

>>21116114
Meth lab

>> No.21118461

>>21116281
This. You already got a welder, now you just need a mathematician and you’re all set.

>> No.21118514

>>21116150
>weed isn't a drug
But THC is.

>> No.21118532

>>21117165
I live above this basement. Isn't any sort of mining set up going to be too loud?

>> No.21118542

>>21116114
You didn't rule out sex dungeon

>> No.21118701
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>>21116114
Why did you even come here to ask. You, I, and all our frens already know your going to grow weed

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>>21116114
two words. medical leeches.

>> No.21118956

>>21118830
That’s a snake though