PORTFOLIO FLEXING

[Anonymous No.21108424]

Hey anons, how do you impress girls with your portfolio? I was at the bar last night and we got chatting to a group of solid 6-9s. Of course I was constantly trying to push the conversation toward finance and investing. Anyway, I finally got my chance and immediately mentioned that I had a healthy stack of LINK, but did not get the expected reaction. It's like it didnt even register and the conversation just moved on to something much less interesting. I'm trying to think of ways to make it sound more impressive/attractive next time.

[Anonymous No.21108452]

>>21108424
>Showing any women your portfolio

[Anonymous No.21108458]

You are boring

[Anonymous No.21108461]

>>21108424
Of all the posts to copypasta you choose this one

[Anonymous No.21108502]

First you ask them if they like luxury.

[Anonymous No.21108506]

>>21108424
Never tell a woman what you hold or what you're worth. Women want mystery. They want you to be vague so their imagination can go crazy and fill in the gaps. Treat them like children and they will eat from your hand.

[Anonymous No.21108514]

>>21108461
>copypasta
If this is copypasta then someone is a time traveller

[Anonymous No.21108522]

>>21108424
>immediately mentioned that I had a healthy stack of LINK, but did not get the expected reaction
Good troll anon good troll

[Anonymous No.21108806]

>>21108522
they say larp now oldfag