DRINKS AFTER WORK?

[Anonymous No.21092139]

>DRINKSSS???
>DRINKSS????
>BAR????

[Anonymous No.21092151]

>Craft Beer

[Anonymous No.21092157]

>LIVE MUSIC????

[Anonymous No.21092171]

Between me and you anon...I had a few beers during lunch time

[Anonymous No.21092182]

just say no

[Anonymous No.21092185]

>>21092139
>Going out during a pandemic to a restaurant or bar that makes you buy a food item while being seated at a table with less than 10 people in the building.
Welcome to cuckstralia

[Anonymous No.21092189]

>>21092139
>GO HOME ALONE
>MASTURBATE
>MASTURBATE
>MASTURBATE
>I AM SMARTER THAN NORMIES

[Anonymous No.21092205]

>>21092157
>>21092151
>>21092139
What's wrong with going out with work colleagues to a karaoke bar? Just because you don't like certain activities doesn't give you the right to make fun of them.

[Anonymous No.21092228]

>What's wrong with going out with work colleagues to a karaoke bar? Just because you don't like certain activities doesn't give you the right to make fun of them.

[Anonymous No.21092232]

>>21092185
fuck i miss going to the pub with the boys and getting hammered

[Anonymous No.21092236]

>>21092205
They are autists on 4chin bro, what did you expect ?

pic related is them

[Anonymous No.21092242]

>>21092205
Yes it literally does.

[Anonymous No.21092250]

>>21092139

>Havent had a work sponsored bar tab since Christmas

Fuck bros...

[Anonymous No.21092258]

Did you guys already forget about COVID?

[Anonymous No.21092278]

>>21092258
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zy4JX7qlGa8

[Anonymous No.21092280]

I LOVE MY TWO BEERS AFTER WORK. THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH DRINKING EVERYDAY

[Anonymous No.21092282]

>>21092228
So you are just going to say the same thing I said and post a some dumb picture of reddit? You do realize reddit has far more users and is generally a better information source.

[Anonymous No.21092321]

Some of my best memories include going over to a friend's house as he shows off his most recent beer and then playing pool or old vidya together. Usually a couple of us will bring some of our own beer and we'll share notes and thoughts on each other's stuff. How do adults even make/keep friends if there isn't alcohol involved in some way? I love shitposting, anime, and anime as much as the next fag but there's a lot of fun to be had with irl people.

[Anonymous No.21092322]

>>21092280
Shitposting on 4chin is way worse for your brain you autisto maximo

[Anonymous No.21092344]

>>21092321
>>21092282
GO BACK YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS

[Anonymous No.21092345]

>>21092205
>karaoke bar
what a fag

[Anonymous No.21092349]

>>21092282
>So you are just going to say the same thing I said and post a some dumb picture of reddit? You do realize reddit has far more users and is generally a better information source.

[Anonymous No.21092374]

>>21092322
>Shitposting on 4chin is way worse for your brain you autisto maximo

[Anonymous No.21092410]

>>21092349
> better information source

Top fuckin' kek - maybe if you're pic attached

[Anonymous No.21092418]

>>21092344
It's 4 in the morning and they all work during dayshift. I don't think any of them would appreciate me busting into their garage at this tour like a fucking sitcom character. Knowing them I'd probably wind up with a slug or two in my chest before I even turned the light on. We might drink beer but we're still rednecks through and through.
Don't worry, we already made plans for Monday. I'd invite you but my mom said you're gay and I can't be friends with you.

[Anonymous No.21092452]

>>21092139
>>21092151
>>21092157
>>21092189
>>21092228
>>21092280
>>21092349
>>21092374

[Anonymous No.21092456]

>>21092418
It's 4 in the morning and they all work during dayshift. I don't think any of them would appreciate me busting into their garage at this tour like a fucking sitcom character. Knowing them I'd probably wind up with a slug or two in my chest before I even turned the light on. We might drink beer but we're still rednecks through and through.
Don't worry, we already made plans for Monday. I'd invite you but my mom said you're gay and I can't be friends with you.

[Anonymous No.21092487]

>>21092139
Drinking with a bunch of societal rejects whose only facial expression is a wide open for bbc? No thanks!

[Anonymous No.21092511]

Kek imagine having frens but outside of Mongolian throat singing forums

[Anonymous No.21092543]

Stop enjoying this i dont like REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.21092628]

YES OF COURSE I LIKE MY BRAIN DAMAGING BEVERAGE FULL OF ESTROGEN, WHY YOU ASK?

[Anonymous No.21092755]

>>21092282

[Anonymous No.21093128]

>>21092282
Seethe, cope & dilate in that order

[Anonymous No.21093404]

>>21092139
>Pub?
>Pub.

[Anonymous No.21093475]

>>21092282
Go back then

[Anonymous No.21093527]

>>21093475
>>21093128
>>21092755
>>21092349
>>21092344
>>21092242
>>21092236
Thank you for the (yous) anons, dopamine reserves have been refilled.

[Anonymous No.21093580]

>>21092452
Lazer soi jak
Now I've seen everything

[Anonymous No.21093584]

>he doesn't enjoy the company of other males while drinking and smoking heavily
Absolutely unquestionably ngmi
Fuck craft beer though

[Anonymous No.21093595]

>>21093584
Does homebrew count as craft? I don't put much hops in it.

[Anonymous No.21093612]

>>21093584
>males
sure
>marvel fags
nope

[Anonymous No.21093754]

>>21093595
Technically yes, but brewing your own shit is perfectly acceptable. Just don't get obsessed with it like a dude weed lmao.
>>21093612
True.

[Anonymous No.21093938]

>>21092139

Holy fuck i would never pay to eat anything with my cuckCoWorkers holy shit.
Just say no or go with them and stay half an hour take a beer and leave asap. Enjoy paying 20$ for a beer and like 50$ for a burrito sized like a cheeseburger

[Anonymous No.21094447]

>>21092321
Let me tell you somethin A.J. I don't care how close you are, in the end your friends are gonna let you down. Family, they're the only ones you can depend on.

[Anonymous No.21094459]

>>21092189
btfo'd

[Anonymous No.21095196]

lads I have a friend of many years who recently has started snapchatting me open mouthed pics of him. It has been a process, at first he started talking about BLM extensively, he used to be redpilled on the corona hoax and now he is super scared about da flu. Twitter has done this to him and I know it, he is a weak man and very susceptible to the pressures of social proof. I always thought he might be gay but now I’m thinking he is seriously. It’s all a little sad I don’t mind him being a fag but I can not stand these open mouth pics and BLM t shirts. It’s like I can barely talk to him without him screaming at me everytime I disagree with the liberal narrative

[Anonymous No.21095235]

>>21092282
You’re lucky you’re not on /pol you stupid newfag

[Anonymous No.21095372]

Irelandfag here. After work drinks are the backbone of our society. Specifically "going for one"

>"no, listen, listen.. I've an absolute heap of work on me this week and I've to get up early tomorrow, I've to drive her to the airport first thing... honestly I can't. I'm heading straight home.
>Sure ye could go for one?
>Ah fuck aye I can go for the one like

>10hrs later, absolutely mangled, dropped yer chips all over the driveway, broke the key in the door, head up to bed and pish in the wardrobe.

Absolutely standard behaviour here. Near enough a weekly occurrence.

[Anonymous No.21095411]

>>21092139
>Also why don't i have any friends /biz/?

[Anonymous No.21095467]

>>21092139
as a 31 borderline autistic wageslave i fucking hate spending more than the absolute bare minimum amount of time around my coworkers.

[Anonymous No.21095479]

>>21095372
Your accent / lingo is so fuckin cool milk it harder

[Anonymous No.21095485]

>>21095372
Not even lying lads, just came in there now. This proves my point above.

[Anonymous No.21096076]

>>21095372
Yeah but in my experience irish guys are at least up for a fun night. I've lived in the UK and US and the US is by far the worst, it's money wasting, compulsory social engagement where you're still on work behaviour in some bar filled with blacks and everyone will have 1 (ONE) drink then go home and instagram about what a wild night they had, apparently taking 400 photos when you weren't looking.

In the UK it's sort of a midway, replace blacks with arabs and one drink with 6 but you're still kind of on work behaviour and the music is shit tier house music and the conversation is either football or awkward silence.

[Anonymous No.21096178]

>>21092282
Try harder

[Anonymous No.21096179]

I gave up alcohol months ago and have never felt better in my fucking life. I can't believe how much money I wasted on that garbage.

[Anonymous No.21096211]

>>21092189
I have an Asian gf to masturbate me at home

[Anonymous No.21096226]

>>21096076
I've worked for a bit in the US too and my take on after work drinks was this - Americans are doing it backwards.

You people will be so unbelievably outspoken and forward with each other during work hours. Like it's borderline cheeky the way you speak to each other in work. All this mad passive aggressive shite. Then once you're out for drinks you pretend everything is nicey nicey.

You're doing it back to front.

You're supposed to be nice in work, laid back, not getting annoyed about things. Then once you're out for drinks, start telling your co-workers, "you know what, you were a bit of a cunt earlier the way you were getting on" and because you're all drinking, it'll be fine and it'll get sorted there and then. Keep all the aggro out of the workplace. That's what the pub is for.

[Anonymous No.21096235]

>>21092280
I only drink alone in the dark

[Anonymous No.21096260]

>>21096179
This. Best choice i ever made was giving up the alcojew and switching purely to coke.

BENEFITS:
> healthier as alcohol with coke is terrible
> no hangover can work the next morning
> no need to "call it a night" can keep going and power through
> can still arrange work/take calls etc whilst out
> no fat, sugar or oestrogen
> no withdrawals
> actually cheaper per capita

[Anonymous No.21096269]

>>21095372
>aye, yer
absolute cringe, go seek the approval of american heritagefags - you will never be as based as pic related

[Anonymous No.21096298]

>>21092236
Finally I get to see the original image where that bald dude is from

[Anonymous No.21096305]

>>21096269
Don't fight me, brother. That's what the anglos want us to do.

[Anonymous No.21096331]

>>21096260
I switched from beer recently to spirits only because I want to lose my beergut

[Anonymous No.21096370]

>>21092139
I don’t hangout with coworkers, but going to the bar with friends is fun. Even if you don’t drink. Why are you all such miserable faggots?

[Anonymous No.21096381]

>>21096305
I don't necessarily disagree with your thesis on pubs, but i'm compelled to post accordingly. I trust you understand.

[Anonymous No.21096382]

>>21096370
>fun
there's that buzzword again

[Anonymous No.21096449]

>>21092139
You joke, but I lowkey miss my coworkers pressuring me into drinking with them every friday, ever since I started having good paying jobs full of pajeets I haven't gone out to drink with coworkers even once.

[Anonymous No.21096545]

>>21092322
No it's not

[Anonymous No.21096553]

>>21092139
>I OWN ALT COINS

[Anonymous No.21096560]

>>21096260
>No withdrawals
That's called binging anon. I dunno, I would say the hangovers from coke are worse than alcohol.

[Anonymous No.21096891]

threads like these remind me how pathetic anons are

[Anonymous No.21097007]

If you go out for drinks after work it increases the likelihood of you having penetrative intercourse with a female in your workplace. All the hotties at my old office are married to someone they met at work. It’s a great activity if you’re into that sort of thing.

[Anonymous No.21097230]

>>21097007
> going out for work drinks increases risk of degenerate and embarrassing interactions with workplace women
Good to know

[Anonymous No.21097319]

>>21095196
Your friends say exactly the same shit about you and 4chan but in reverse and it's fucking true

[Anonymous No.21097375]

I drank with some friends last night. Regretting it now. I'm getting too old for this shit bros. Definitely not drinking more than twice a month ever again

[Anonymous No.21097384]

>>21092236
This is so sad

[Anonymous No.21097397]

>>21092189
Kek, bugmen have officially BTFO incels.

[Anonymous No.21097416]

>>21097375
Drinking is a waste of time and its too expensive you can spend that money better on investments.

[Anonymous No.21097447]

>>21097230

>NOOOOOOO I JUST WENT AND HAD A HECKIN EMBARRASSING SEXARINO THATS DOING ME A FRIGHTEN

[Anonymous No.21097450]

>>21092171
I do this

[Anonymous No.21097478]

>>21097416
Yeah its a scam, I barely drink anymore its such a waste, but that also means my tolerance has gone down

[Anonymous No.21097534]

>>21096260
> no withdrawals
oh nononononononono

[Anonymous No.21097567]

>threads like these remind me how pathetic anons are

[Anonymous No.21097814]

If you drink alcohol regularly you're a peasant goycattle and don't deserve to make it

[Anonymous No.21098053]

Alcohol is the most destructive substance on the planet to humanity.

[Anonymous No.21098397]

>>21097319
There are plenty of opinions on here I don’t hold, and 4chan is definitely not manipulated in the way Twitter is - they manipulate trends, blacklist hashtags, etc. Here you can just sort through the shit yourself

[Anonymous No.21098414]

>>21096226
A worrying mix of aggression and alcohol?
What could go wrong?

[Anonymous No.21098612]

>>21098397
>4chan isnot manipulated
you are dead wrong.
The fact that there are memes that can instantly turn people off to certain ideas is evidence enough that it can and is manipulated. Not that I think its bad. Some manipulation will be found in any large group.

[Anonymous No.21098712]

>>21096211
That’s a man

[Anonymous No.21098718]

>>21098612
I never said it wasn’t manipulated at all but rather that it is not as manipulated, or more accurately as censored, as twitter. I try to form my opinions around primary sourcing and evidence and not memes. For example I lurk /pol but don’t believe in the race realism shit

[Anonymous No.21098737]

I don't like to hang out with my colleagues whilst being paid. Sure ass hell don't want to hang out after work

[Anonymous No.21098767]

>>21092189
Based. Bitter incels BTFO.

[Anonymous No.21098841]

>>21098414
I'm telling you, it works. Go into work today and call someone a cunt. You'll get fired. Call that same person a cunt when you're out drinking? What are they gonna do? Nothing.

>b..b..boss? anon called me a cunt when we were at the bar last night.
>was this during work hours?
>no
>fuck off, cunt.

[Anonymous No.21098843]

MY. IPA. DOESNT. ISNT. THAT. HOPPY. I NEED MORE
HOPS
>HOPS
HOPS
>HOPS
HOPSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[Anonymous No.21098946]

>>21092189
i mean, i have a gf and a pretty decent life, but going out to bars and karaoke is literally the shittiest activity i have ever partaken in. and i am not even that big of a schizo. but how could you possibly enjoy listening to faggots horribly singing shitty cliche songs? and i dont think i have ever met anyone at a bar that wasn't a fucked up retard. normal people don't go to bars. i told myself a few years ago id never let myself be dragged to another bar ever again. so far so good. fuck it, i even quit alcohol. Lifes been even chiller ever since. Fuck your societal pressures, bitch.

[Anonymous No.21099056]

>>21096076
>out for drinks
>work behaviour
lead the conversation and tone for fucks sake. Most people are down to have fun but they're giant pussies afraid to offend. It massively raises sexual/social value in the workplace when you carry that frame and make it fun. the women admire it and the beta male coworkers quietly seething while you do it is priceless (dominant and chill dudes will match the vibe). I'm a bartender so granted "going for drinks" is more of a professional obligation, but I make it a good time and the girls I work with are always hot so it's pretty worth.

[Anonymous No.21099142]

>>21099056
Yeah i have and been reprimanded for making a racially insensitive joke and another for once telling the work whore that she might want to rein it in. I have zero interest in dealing with npcs. I gym after work and don't want to go drinking around niggers.

[Anonymous No.21099219]

>>21092189
Fucking lol

Just finished off my somethingth pint with the coworker
If you hate your colleagues you're a cringey incel

[Anonymous No.21099250]

>>21092151
alcohol is a total money sink, craft beer is a whole nothe world

[Anonymous No.21099318]

>>21099142
>racist jokes with acquaintences
>chastising in social settings
yes you should stay home fucking hell

[Anonymous No.21099507]

>>21099318
> "people need you to lead and push boundaries as they are hesitant to offend"
> *say something appropriate, contextual and funny but offensive*
> "NOOOO you cant say that! We want naughty jokes about white people!"
Yeah okay, im off to the gym sorry.

[Anonymous No.21099563]

>>21098718
>don’t believe in the race realism shit
What do you mean? Like you unironically think poor people are just as smart as white people?

[Anonymous No.21099700]

>>21092139
drinking a beer with your cool colleagues after a good day of work is awesome but of course you some of you cringe autistic nerds like OP never experienced it

[Anonymous No.21099777]

>>21099700
no one is friends with their coworkers.

[Anonymous No.21099856]

>>21099777
i am still friends with my coworkers from years ago. Went to their marriage. We were all the same age, recent graduates and got along well so I guess it helps.

[Anonymous No.21099907]

>drinking a beer with your cool colleagues after a good day of work is awesome but of course you some of you cringe autistic nerds like OP never experienced it

[Anonymous No.21099938]

>>21096260
Based, but coke 100% has a hangover and it’s fucking nasty

[Anonymous No.21099948]

>>21096891
this but unironically and about the anons who bitch about soijak posters
nothing wrong with bonding with coworkers, but if that's such an important part of your identity you get triggered when random autists banter, you're fucked up and are most definitely not going to make it

[Anonymous No.21099990]

>>21099777
Nearly all of my friends are from bars I worked in when I was at uni. We're all still friends 10/15 years later. Bar staff are dangerously based though, dunno if I would have the same story if I'd worked retail/office job at that time.

[Anonymous No.21100028]

>>21099856
>>21099990
Well that's what I meant office coworkers. It's different when you work in retail or service sector.

[Anonymous No.21100062]

>>21092189

4chan incels owned

[Anonymous No.21100078]

>>21092322
Definitely not

[Anonymous No.21100102]

>>21096211
if it's a brown asian, kys

[Anonymous No.21100127]

>>21100028
we worked in an office. I'm sorry you can't bond with coworkers anon but it's ok, we /biz/raelis are here to provide you some internet interactions.

[Anonymous No.21100133]

>>21092139
based

[Anonymous No.21100237]

>Beta /biz/ doesnt know how to interact with human beings so to cope with it they call it a "onions" act

You fuckers are really worse than /r9k/ holy shit

[Anonymous No.21100350]

>we worked in an office. I'm sorry you can't bond with coworkers anon but it's ok, we /biz/raelis are here to provide you some internet interactions.

[Anonymous No.21100399]

>Beta /biz/ doesnt know how to interact with human beings so to cope with it they call it a "onions" act

>You fuckers are really worse than /r9k/ holy shit

[Anonymous No.21100453]

>>21100350
NOOOOO YOU CANT JUST BE FRIENDLINOS WITH COWORKERS

[Anonymous No.21100623]

>>21100453
t.

[Anonymous No.21100692]

>hey anon since we finally finished that important project in time wanna have a drink? it's on me! oh i see you got important things to do on the internet, well maybe next time

[Anonymous No.21100789]

I drink several mojitos daily made with home grown mint

[Anonymous No.21100810]

>>21092282
You have to go back you nigger and jew loving low test faggot fuck before i rape ur dad ok?

[Anonymous No.21100836]

>>21100789
actually based

[Anonymous No.21100902]

>>21100692
Yeah it's nothing personal, it's just that there's a nigger at the table.

[Anonymous No.21100948]

>>21092139
>own my own company
>work from home
>smash wifes backdoor in whenever I want
>Get cunted every other night with the lads

[Anonymous No.21100949]

>>21100902
utterly based

[Anonymous No.21100991]

>>21100692

Yeah, probably not Chad. I'm just picking up a bottle to go. I don't like any of you. Quite frankly I don't know how you maintain your fake persona 40 hours per week. Unless thats really you, in which case its more disturbing.
I just want to earn money and be left alone. An unresonable amount of my time is stolen by this corporation just to earn a living, why would I waste another second off the clock with you people, who I would never otherwise interact with?
Thanks but no thanks Chad. See you Monday.

[Anonymous No.21101025]

>>21092139

[Anonymous No.21101209]

>>21100948
Are you me?

Solidarity my baséd brother

[Anonymous No.21101417]

>>21100991
"Fuck you too bud, enjoy your night tho eh. Time is the most valuable commodity, I understand."

[Anonymous No.21101475]

>>21101209
>Are you me?
I don't know, are you hurtling towards 40 years old and 40 inches on the waistline with an absolutely brutal drinking problem, almost zero in savings and half a million quid in crypto?

If so yes, you are me.

[Anonymous No.21101527]

>>21100991
this. I'm already forced to spend 40 hours a week interacting with these people and you want to spend your spare time interacting with them more?? Fuck out of here.

[Anonymous No.21101537]

>FRIDAY

[Anonymous No.21102069]

>>21099507
you can have a good time without making racist jokes to normies man the real world isn't 4chan

[Anonymous No.21102534]

>>21101475
Hello me.

[Anonymous No.21102579]

>>21100692
Yeah i'd come if you drop sambo over there

[Anonymous No.21102631]

>>21102069
> "you don't have to be on 'work behaviour' people want you to lead the way in being fun and offensive"
> "NOOOO you cant say that! We want naughty jokes about white people!"
It's like talking to a sim lmao.

[Anonymous No.21102706]

>>21092189
Yes

[Anonymous No.21103424]

>>21092139
My god I used to work for a big4 company and it was drinks (on company) every fucking Thursday and additionally sometimes during the beginning of the week for projects..

After 2 years at that shit im so done with "drinks at the bar". Just going to the supermarket to get some beers occasionally for the lake with friends, but man I never want to go to company drinks ever again.

[Anonymous No.21103914]

>>21092189
>go to the bar with colleagues that aren't your friends and aren't close to you, you just tolerate each other
>then go home alone
>browse reddit for hours
>coom
>coom
>coom
>"HAVE SEX INCELS!!!1"
At least they skip a few steps and are also smarter than normies. In my case I don't fap.

[Anonymous No.21104209]

>>21103424
sure once a week is too much. where i worked it was maybe once every 2 months. good times

[Anonymous No.21104243]

>GO HOME ALONE
>MASTURBATE
>MASTURBATE
>MASTURBATE
>I AM SMARTER THAN NORMIES

[Anonymous No.21104487]

>>21102631
>WAAAAAA NO ONE LIKES ME WHEN I SPERG OUT
if you had any charisma you would have probably gotten away with it but you've provided no context other than saying that it was racist but harmless but also offensive and based on this interaction I'm assuming the worst. there's always going to be nuance to social dynamics and being dominant and keeping your frame isn't a free pass to be socially retarded. I'm sorry this is hard for you to grasp I know autism is common here but if it's that difficult then by all means go to the gym and try to improve yourself on those terms instead of socializing.

[Anonymous No.21104842]

>>21104487
I didn't even get through a third of your shit post.

[Anonymous No.21104891]

>>21092189
Yes for that is the life of the modern underground man

[Anonymous No.21104931]

>>21104842
sure you didn't incel

[Anonymous No.21104974]

>>21096260
>actually cheaper per capita
how???

[Anonymous No.21104994]

>working for a corporation

[Anonymous No.21105018]

>>21092236
Wrong buddy

I would never go outside in public like these normies

[Anonymous No.21105108]

>>21104931
>sure you didn't incel
>waaaah I can't believe he didn't read my blogpost waaah
Seethe harder fag.

[Anonymous No.21105152]

>>21092139
it's even gayer now. now it's "drinks on skype after work"

[Anonymous No.21105293]

>>21105108
women won't touch you because youre a weak genetic dead end cope harder

[Anonymous No.21105433]

>>21097447
Kek

[Anonymous No.21105491]

>>21104931
Same, you type like an annoying fag

[Anonymous No.21105548]

>>21098946
lmao americans are so cringey

[Anonymous No.21105819]

>>21099142
you obviously have no idea how to properly socialize so yeah just go “gym” bro kek dyel faggot